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00:00Tonight, stay up late for a spooky Saturday Night Live Halloween special.
00:09All your favorite guys and ghouls will be there.
00:12Your local news is next.
00:14And coming up in your local news, Chattanooga police are looking for a second suspect
00:18in the murder of a man who was shot in broad daylight earlier this week.
00:22And the ghosts and the goblins came out tonight in Cleveland for a Halloween block party.
00:28I used to say interesting to my boss all the time. He's like, no it's not. I agree.
00:32I don't say it just to say it.
00:36It's interesting.
00:39That's funny, we got a lot of little lingo together, you know?
00:42Yes, we do.
00:43It's, uh, that's interesting.
00:48Boy.
00:50Next week on Beverly Hills 90210.
00:59Brandon Walsh, we have a warrant for your arrest.
01:01Brandon, what's going on?
01:02You have the right to remain silent.
01:04God, all this time I believed your lies.
01:06What are you talking about my lies?
01:08Your money? You're loaded, aren't you?
01:15Hi.
01:16What bizarre incident brought Agent Walter and the lone gunman together?
01:22On all new X-Files, Sunday at 9, 8 central on Fox.
01:29Beneath the surface of Egypt's desert sand is a royal burial ground of gold mummies,
01:34undiscovered for 2,000 years until now.
01:38Join us live as we enter a tomb for the first time that hides the greatest discovery since King Tut.
01:44Massive treasures guarded by one of the largest clusters of mummies ever found.
01:4810,000.
01:49Hugh Downs hosts this historic TV event.
01:52Stream live with the rest of the world.
01:54Opening the tombs of the golden mummies live at 8, 7 central, Fox Tuesday.
01:59Log on to Fox.com to find out more about this television event.
02:03Submit your questions to host Hugh Downs.
02:05They may be answered live during the broadcast.
02:09The series premiere of Out of Practice is next on CBS.
02:13CBS Thursday. Brace yourself for the case that will bring the CSI team together.
02:19Thanks for coming back.
02:20The CSI season premiere.
02:22Then, Mandy Patinkin, Shemar Moore, Thomas Gibson style in TV's next great thriller.
02:27We better get started.
02:29Criminal Minds special premiere after the CSI season premiere Thursday.
02:33The series premiere of How I Met Your Mother is next on CBS.
02:37Ah, this is great. It's so quiet.
02:39Mom, Dad, let us in.
02:41You said if we moved to Wednesdays, they wouldn't find us.
02:43Still Standing premieres on its new night.
02:45Then, this Yes, Dear Dad is trying something new. Reloading.
02:48You just sit around all day making whoopie?
02:51Sit, stand.
02:52Yes, Dear.
02:53Lean against the wall.
02:54Two big premieres, CBS Wednesday.
02:59Stay tuned for the premiere of Two and a Half Men next year on CBS.
03:02The first time I saw a spirit, I was a child.
03:05I still don't understand it, but I know that I have a gift.
03:07Please help me.
03:08With it, I can help lost souls find the loved ones they left behind.
03:11Wait a minute, can you see me? My husband needs your help.
03:14If you could talk to hope right now, what would you say?
03:16Goodbye?
03:17And that's pretty cool.
03:19Ghost Whisperer, series premiere CBS Friday.
03:22You're gonna want to hear this.
03:24This season's most critically acclaimed show starts tomorrow.
03:28Boomtown.
03:30Would somebody help?
03:32The story of a crime told from every point of view.
03:35The Washington Post hails it as brilliant.
03:37The most powerful new drama since ER.
03:39What's wrong with you?
03:40TV Guide, USA Today and Entertainment Weekly sum it all up.
03:44It's the best new show of the season.
03:46Living the dream in Boomtown.
03:48Boomtown premieres NBC tomorrow at 10, 9 central.
03:52Hey, jump into those jammies and stay up late for NBC's Saturday Night Live.
03:57Tonight, it's the best of Will Ferrell.
03:59Your local news is next.
04:01Coming up on NBC 33,
04:03Fort Wayne police investigate a triple homicide.
04:05The American Taliban faces 20 years in jail.
04:08Walking for a good cause.
04:09And new army technology all next.
04:11Stay right there.
04:22Get an inside look at L.A.'s underworld on our all new Robbery Homicide Division.
04:26CBS, next.
04:27CBS Monday.
04:28Becker's dream girl is turning into a nightmare.
04:31That just proves my curly hair theory.
04:33The crazy starts deep in the brain and just comes twisting out.
04:36And last week, Graham Shepard discovered his long lost daughter.
04:40It's a girl.
04:41Now she's moving in.
04:42Would you mind?
04:43Oh, what was I thinking?
04:44There you go.
04:45Graham and Alex, right after Becker.
04:46CBS Monday.
04:48Tonight on The Late Show, Dave opens up the CBS mailbag.
04:51Plus, the star of Jackass the movie, Johnny Knoxville.
04:53And the top ten signs Barbara Walters is in love with Fidel Castro.
04:57First, your local news.
05:03No!
05:22You ready?
05:23No.
05:24To be an undercover cop, you need a sense of risk.
05:27Let's go for a ride.
05:29A sense of danger.
05:31I think that was a moving violation.
05:32And a sense of humor.
05:34I forbid you to talk in this car for the next 10 minutes.
05:3710 minutes. Forbidden. Easy.
05:39No, I'm serious.
05:40Oh my God!
05:42The man needs medication.
05:43From the director of Charlie's Angels.
05:46We are made for this.
05:47You're not gonna regret this.
05:48Fast Lane. Back in action.
05:50Night at 10 for Fox Wednesday.
05:52Traffic tunnel in the world.
05:55Collapses.
06:03Ah!
06:08Last week you heard not one.
06:10You're fired.
06:11But two.
06:12You're fired also.
06:13Oh my God.
06:14And this Thursday the feuds continue.
06:16She's got this and she's got this.
06:19As the final six face the ultimate task.
06:21Really amazing.
06:22Design a new Pepsi bottle.
06:24Genius.
06:25And present it to a few hundred executives.
06:29My heart was beating out of my chest.
06:31One of them will advance straight to the final four.
06:33If they don't screw it up.
06:35It's if. If.
06:36All-new Apprentice, NBC Thursday.
06:43Coming to CBS, Thursday, May 29.
06:45All-new Late Show.
06:46Don't miss the one and only Regis Philbin.
06:48Plus, days in the audience for Stump the Band.
06:51And a New York Times Top Ten.
06:53Now your local news.
06:55This is CBS 2 News at 11.
06:58On this Wednesday night, good evening everyone.
07:00I'm Ernie Anastas.
07:01I'm Dana Tyler.
07:02Tonight the FBI is on the case
07:04after a mysterious explosion at Yale University.
07:07In American Idol, next on Fox.
07:10All this week on The Early Show.
07:11We all watched as Dave Price showed us
07:13how he remarkably lost 80 pounds
07:15and changed his life forever.
07:16I did it and you can do it.
07:18Thousands wrote to him wanting to change their lives too.
07:20Hi, Dave.
07:21Hey, Dave.
07:22And now you'll hear their amazing weight loss stories.
07:24I feel fantastic.
07:25I feel younger.
07:26It feels great.
07:27Don't miss My New Life with Dave Price.
07:29Changing homes.
07:30We're changing lives.
07:31Extreme Makeover Home Edition is coming up next on ABC.
07:35How would you feel about me using your child support payments
07:38for plastic surgery?
07:39This fall, the best new drama.
07:42Do you think you could stop by later tonight
07:44and take a look at my pipes?
07:46Is right next door.
07:47I gotta get my work done.
07:49Is right next door.
07:50I gotta get my work done.
07:53They're your neighbors.
07:54I just can't live in this detergent commercial anymore.
07:57They're just like you.
07:58Mom!
07:59Not now, honey. Mommy's threatening Daddy.
08:01Only a little more desperate.
08:03How long has it been since you've had sex?
08:04Desperate Housewives.
08:06Sundays this fall, only on ABC.
08:09An NBC original movie event.
08:11A U.S. soldier.
08:13A Middle Eastern princess.
08:15Our lives are sacred.
08:16The most
08:19ever.
08:28For a transcript of tonight's broadcast
08:30or to purchase a video segment,
08:32call 1-800-420-2626.
08:38Very nice work, everybody.
08:39See you back here Monday night.
08:43Find out when I will have sex.
08:45Stay where you are.
08:46Becker is next.
08:48Get ready for a CSI event.
08:50Really?
08:51With two of the most talked about episodes.
08:53It's Vegas. People come here to be animals.
08:55CSI.
08:56Then, a self-help guru kidnapped.
08:58Now the clues reveal a twist that takes everyone by surprise.
09:01I really hope you're not lying.
09:03Golden Globe winner Anthony LaPaglia stars
09:05new without a trace after CSI CBS.
09:08You know, some men, they just know all the right moves.
09:11I think you kind of like me.
09:13Others, not so much.
09:14Yeah, you know, you keep laughing like that,
09:16and the odds become slimmer that I'll take you home
09:18and have sex with you.
09:20That never stopped them.
09:21Two guys and a girl and Norm are both moving to new times
09:24starting at 8, 7 Central.
09:25See you Wednesday on ABC.
09:27Come on, man.
09:28Triple sevens.
09:29Come on, go, man.
09:30No.
09:31All right.
09:32Here we go, man.
09:36Come on, man.
09:37New shoes and an outfit.
09:38Oh, no.
09:40Anybody got like a quarter?
09:41Who wants to be a millionaire?
09:43The biggest primetime quiz show ever.
09:45Coming August 16th to ABC.
09:48Look at my poor baby.
09:49Working so hard she can't even make it upstairs.
09:54Come here.
09:55Come here, baby.
09:56And give your big daddy some sugar.
10:02Starting Friday, the Hughleys move to TGIF
10:04at 8.30, 7.30 Central on ABC.
10:08Monday on an all-new Dave,
10:09Dr. Phil returns to The Late Show.
10:11Plus, a special top ten with the newly crowned Miss America
10:14and music from David Bowie.
10:15All new Monday, now your local news.
10:19Caught on tape.
10:20A hydroplane doing 176 miles an hour
10:23spins out of control.
10:25Two nuns serving Cleveland's poor and troubled
10:27now facing trouble themselves.
10:29Why they may soon be kicked out of the country.
10:32And fire breaks out at a Shaker Heights apartment complex.
10:35See the heartwarming moment
10:37in the middle of the devastation.
10:39Next on 19 Action News.
10:44♪♪
10:47Sunday, Harrison Ford in a powerful Tom Clancy thriller.
10:50A mass of men have tried to kill my family.
10:52When terrorists went after Jack Ryan,
10:54it was more than political.
10:55Let's do it.
10:57It was personal.
10:58You get him, Jack.
10:59Harrison Ford, Ann Archer and Samuel L. Jackson.
11:03I will destroy you.
11:04Patriot Games Sunday.
11:05Frontal Discretion advised.
11:07Ohio's most-watched news team.
11:09An elderly woman attacked in her own home.
11:11Now another victim comes forward.
11:13News Channel 5 is straight ahead.
11:15♪♪
11:18♪♪
11:19Pop quiz.
11:20Who's on Dave's World?
11:21Dave.
11:22Dave.
11:23Dave.
11:24Dave.
11:25Dave.
11:26Kenny.
11:27Kenny and Shell.
11:28Dave.
11:29And Kenny.
11:30There's Beth.
11:31Ernest.
11:32It's a dog, Ernest.
11:33There's Ken.
11:34Dave and Beth.
11:35Dave.
11:36Beth.
11:37Willie.
11:38Tommy.
11:39Shell.
11:40The Neighbors.
11:41The Neighbors.
11:43I'm Farrah Forkey.
11:44Hey, I hear you have a new comedy premiering Friday.
11:46My new show is called Dweebs.
11:47Dweebs on Friday?
11:48What's it about?
11:49This girl, me, who goes to work for this computer company.
11:52Their social skills are not very developed.
11:54I'm there to make them feel a little less dweeby.
11:57Sort of the Mother Teresa of cybertech.
11:59Watch the show because...
12:00Dweebs premieres Friday.
12:01Because of the wonderful things it does.
12:03♪♪
12:12A storm is brewing.
12:13And it's bringing something with it.
12:15Something you've never seen before.
12:17Stephen King's Storm of the Century.
12:19February 1999.
12:22Well, if you don't like temperatures in the 30s, what about the 40s, 50s, near 60 degrees?
12:27Got some warmer weather to talk about.
12:29The forecast is next on 13 News at 11.
12:32Wednesday at 10, 9 Central.
12:35Wednesday at 10, 9 Central.
12:38Check into Kingdom Hospital.
12:40It's brilliant.
12:41I've never seen anything like that.
12:42Gripping.
12:43Not a typical network show.
12:45Something has awakened.
12:47Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital.
12:49ABC, Wednesday, 10, 9 Central.
12:51Thanks for watching ABC.
12:53Stay tuned now for your late local news.
12:57Here's to you guys.
12:59A precinct loses its leaders.
13:01There's a lot of regrets when bosses leave.
13:03Especially when that boss is a friend.
13:04Now the only thing harder than saying goodbye...
13:07I have arrived.
13:08...is saying hello.
13:09What are you doing here?
13:10Here's your new CEO.
13:11Uh-huh, Andy.
13:12This is April Fool's, all right?
13:13New Blue, ABC Tuesday, 10, 9 Central.
13:15Viewer discretion advised.
13:17We've got a problem.
13:18Check into an all-new Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital.
13:21ABC, Wednesday.
13:24Seconds away on Eyewitness News.
13:25Very high temperatures.
13:26A winter heatwave grips the Southland, but big changes are on the way.
13:30Dallas rains as your workweek forecast.
13:32From power suits to a jail jumpsuit.
13:35What kind of lifestyle can Martha Stewart expect behind bars?
13:38A swarm of bees go on the attack.
13:40Tonight, one hiker is dead.
13:42You'll hear from a witness who saw it all happen.
13:44Plus, the best movie car chases of all time.
13:47Who tops the list next at 11?