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00:00Uncle, do we have any ritual today?

00:04I don't want to be responsible for the Eftari

00:06Oh, my son, give it to me

00:08My daughter-in-law has gone to her aunt's house

00:12I thought of taking Suju to your house

00:15I will do the Eftari for my family

00:19I am going to make a healthy Eftar for you

00:22I will give you rice, banana and kashla

00:25I will make a radish for you to eat

00:29See how I make it

00:31If you eat this, you won't be hungry for the rest of the day

00:36See, you have to take care of your health

00:42If you eat this, you won't be hungry for the rest of the day

00:50Do you understand?

00:52Give me your plate

00:55No, no, no

00:59What are you doing?

01:01I told you to eat before you eat

01:05Do you know how healthy it is?

01:08I don't eat alone, I'm sorry

01:11You eat it

01:13No, you eat it

01:15What are you doing?

01:17What are you doing?

01:19You don't eat this

01:21You are not eating healthy food

01:23You are not eating healthy food

01:25You are eating bad food

01:27You eat it

01:29No, you eat it

01:31You are not eating healthy food

01:33You are eating bad food

01:35Give me my plate

01:37What do you want?

01:39I will give you the Eftari food

01:41Give it to me

01:43Give me my plate

01:45I will give you the Eftari food

01:49What are you doing?

01:51You are not eating healthy food

01:53You are not eating healthy food

01:55What are you doing here?

01:57I have made a drink for you

02:01But no

02:03I have made a drink for you

02:07A healthy drink

02:09What is this?

02:11It is made of sugar and corn

02:13You guys eat it

02:15I will eat it

02:17I will eat it

02:19I have made the drink

02:21It is made of corn

02:23I have made a drink for you

02:25But no

02:27It is made of sugar and corn

02:29What is this?

02:31It is made of sugar and corn

02:33You guys eat it

02:35I will eat it

02:37I have made the drink

02:39Where is the glass?

02:41I will get it

02:43I will get it

02:45You guys eat it

02:47I will get it

02:49You guys eat it

02:51I will eat it

02:53Why are you guys fighting?

02:57I will get it

02:59What will you eat?

03:01I don't eat vegetables

03:07I don't eat vegetables

03:09Eat it

03:13I don't eat vegetables

03:17You can eat it

03:19You have to feed me.

03:21If you feed me, I will eat.

03:23I don't want to eat.

03:25I don't want to eat.

03:27I don't want to eat.

03:29I don't want to eat.

03:31Stop it!

03:33You want to eat?

03:35I feel like someone is actually coming to eat.

03:39I don't want to argue with you.

03:41You are talking like a ghost.

03:45You idiot!

03:47It's because of bonds that your mouth smells.

03:49You idiot!

03:51You ate my food!

03:53You took all that food!

03:55You ate my food!

03:57You are talking like I don't have it.

03:59You idiot!

04:01Wait.

04:03Wait I will...

04:05You ate the food...

04:07Now you came because you had tree leaves.

04:09Wait, I will eat it.

04:11...

04:13You won't run from me.

04:15But I don't eat spicy food.

04:17You don't eat spicy food?

04:17I don't eat spicy food like my father.

04:21You don't eat spicy food?

04:22No.

04:22Then I'll show you my spicy food.

04:35Hey friend, what's the line inside?

04:38There's no other line, just keep walking.

04:40You see that line inside?

04:41If you eat there, you'll be able to fast.

04:44You'll be able to fast.

04:44Hey friend, what's this?

04:46In the land of rice, these two are the black stuff.

04:48You can throw it in the sea.

04:50And I saw a vegetable stuff,

04:51that's why,

04:52this guy has a belly,

04:53this guy has a stomach.

04:55And then,

04:55your son's face,

04:57throw it away.

04:59Add it in.

05:00If you eat it, you won't be able to fast.

05:02If you can't fast,

05:04check the B-line on your phone.

05:06Wait, I'm checking.

05:12Talk to them, friend.

05:13Hello?

05:14Hey boy, what's the news about the Mosque's raptor?

05:16Hey friend, don't talk about this stupid thing.

05:18Your head will get hot if you talk about all this.

05:20You tell me what you saw.

05:22I don't know anything about the model Mosque.

05:25I just came to inform you.

05:27He has come. He has come.

05:28Listen to what he says. Listen to the loudness.

05:31Sit in front of me. I won't go alone.

05:35It's such a big and huge.

05:37Show me your thigh.

05:39It's like a rock.

05:40It's not a rock, it's a huge rock.

05:41You won't be able to see it.

05:43Do you know what a big one is?

05:45It's this big.

05:47It's this big.

05:49It's a big egg.

05:51It's a big egg.

05:53It's a big egg.

05:55It's so big.

05:57And it's not a jalebi.

05:59It's a big jalebi.

06:01It's so big.

06:03It's so big.

06:05It's so big.

06:07My heart is beating so fast.

06:09Hey, it's not a jalebi.

06:11It's not a jalebi.

06:13Don't think bad.

06:15And the plate is decorated.

06:17Everything is decorated.

06:19It's like a sea.

06:21And the person in front of me

06:23is like a groom.

06:25My heart is beating so fast.

06:27Wait. Wait.

06:29Wait.

06:31Wait.

06:33Wait.

06:35Hey, which mosque do you want to go to?

06:37The model mosque.

06:39What will you give me?

06:41A big potato.

06:43And a big banana.

06:45And a big banana.

06:47And a big eggplant.

06:49And a big eggplant.

06:51And you know what?

06:53It's a big jalebi.

06:55It's a big jalebi.

06:57It's a big jalebi.

06:59It's a big jalebi.

07:01My heart is beating so fast.

07:03Hey, don't say that.

07:05It's not a jalebi.

07:07It's a big jalebi.

07:09It's a big jalebi.

07:11Hey, which biryani do you want?

07:13Just wait.

07:15Wait.

07:17Wait.

07:19Wait.

07:21Wait.

07:23Wait.

07:25Wait.

07:27Wait.

07:29Wait.

07:31Wait.

07:33Wait.

07:35I am so happy that you guys came to celebrate my birthday.

07:48I will try my best to give you guys the best of items.

07:53By the way, what do you guys want to eat after drinking this juice?

07:58I will eat all the potatoes.

08:00I like Pakora.

08:02After drinking this juice, I will give you guys a tip.

08:07You guys should eat this Haleem.

08:10This Haleem is very tasty.

08:12What is this Haleem?

08:16This is the Haleem that we eat at the end of the road.

08:21At the end of the road?

08:23Yes.

08:24Uttapad's Haleem?

08:25Uttapad's Haleem?

08:26Are you serious?

08:28Do you want me to eat 5 star Haleem?

08:30Uttapad's Haleem is very tasty.

08:32Now I will eat this Haleem.

08:34This Haleem is less expensive than the 5 star Haleem.

08:38I will eat this Haleem everyday.

08:45Thank you.

08:57Take this.

08:58Take this Haleem.

09:00Eat this Haleem.

09:02It is very tasty.

09:04Eat this Haleem.

09:06Eat this Haleem.

09:18What is this?

09:20Don't you like this Haleem?

09:22I eat this Haleem everyday.

09:24I can't live without this Haleem.

09:26I can't live without this Haleem.

09:28I don't understand.

09:30Why don't you eat this?

09:32What are you saying?

09:34I am suffering a lot.

09:36Why don't you eat this?

09:38What are you doing?

09:40I am eating this because I am feeling hungry.

09:42I am feeling like I am going to die.

09:44I am eating this because I am hungry.

09:46I am eating this because I am feeling like I am going to die.

09:48Eat this.

09:50What is this?

09:52Give me the camera.

09:54Give me the camera.

10:00What is this?

10:02It is a mosquito.

10:04It is a mosquito.

10:06Eat this.

10:12I haven't eaten this for a long time.

10:14I haven't eaten this for a long time.

10:16You are making a mistake.

10:18You are making a mistake.

10:20It is a mosquito.

10:22It is a mosquito.

10:24It is a mosquito.

10:26It is a mosquito.

10:28It is a mosquito.

10:30It is a mosquito.

10:38You are making a mistake.

10:40You are making a mistake.

10:48Where are you going?

10:50I was going to give it to you

10:52What?

10:53I have brought an Eftari for you

10:55Oh, you want to give me an Eftari?

10:57You don't need to give me an Eftari

10:59I am giving you an Eftari

11:01Give me this plate

11:03Oh, I have brought an Eftari for you

11:06You are giving me an Eftari?

11:08What are you giving me?

11:12What are you giving me?

11:14What is this?

11:15This is a potato chip

11:16This is a potato chip?

11:17This is a black potato chip

11:19What is this?

11:21Onion

11:22You are giving me an onion?

11:24This is so hard like a vegetable

11:26What is this?

11:28This is a cucumber

11:30This is a cucumber?

11:31Why are you eating it?

11:32You made it with a knife and a knife

11:34Will you kill me?

11:35Hey, you have brought such a small date

11:37Which tree have you brought it from?

11:38I have never brought a fruit

11:40I have brought a date from my own tree

11:42This is a date

11:44Don't pretend, this is a date

11:46My own tree is already big

11:48This is a date, give it to me

11:50What is this?

11:51This is a banana

11:53Banana?

11:54You have made it so big

11:56It looks like a brick

11:58Oh my god

12:00You have made it so big

12:02I don't need your Eftari

12:04I will bring an Eftari for you

12:06Give me this Eftari

12:08Look at my Eftari

12:11Your Eftari is half empty

12:13There is no space here

12:15Why are you making a mess?

12:16Look at my Eftari

12:18There is no space here

12:20You can't even make a hole in my Eftari

12:22Oh my god

12:24You have made Eftari

12:26With everything

12:28What do you want?

12:30Look at this

12:32This is a tomato

12:34Why are you making a mess here?

12:36Oh my god

12:38There is a tomato

12:40But there is no tomato

12:42You can give it to me

12:44Give me the tomato

12:46I will give you the tomato

12:48I will give you the tomato

12:50I will give you the tomato

12:52I will give you the tomato

12:54I will give you the tomato

12:56You can't even give it to me

12:58Take my Eftari

13:00You don't need it

13:02Why are you sitting here?

13:04Are you fasting?

13:06If I am fasting, why are you wearing red lipstick?

13:08Why are you fasting?

13:10I am fasting

13:12Then why are you wearing lipstick?

13:14I am fasting

13:16I am fasting

13:18You can't even go to the bathroom

13:20You can't even go to the bathroom

13:22You are fasting

13:24Then why are you going to the bathroom?

13:26Oh my god

13:28You are a bad man

13:30Look at this

13:32You are not fasting

13:34You are sitting here

13:36You are going to school

13:38You are making a mess

13:40I'm starting to cry!

13:42Can you stop being so annoying?

13:45It has already started, leave him alone!

13:47Hurry up, I'm going crazy now!

13:48I will die even before I finish this!

13:50There is no time for this, wait for me,

13:51I'll just get out of here.

13:53I'll get in danger if I get caught.

13:53I'm going to kill him right away!

13:55I'm going to kill it, I know it!

13:57I hit it, I thought I was going to die,

13:58but I'm coming back, he's coming!

14:01I'll kill him, I've killed him,

14:02he's following me, I'm going to kill him,

14:03I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill him,

14:05I've killed him, he's following me,

14:06he's coming, I'm going to kill him,

14:07and I'm going to kill him,

14:10Just 3 minutes left for the curry to be eaten

14:17It's gone!

14:18It's been a long time since I had a meal

14:203 minutes left

14:21I'm not going to eat or sleep

14:23I'm not going to eat or sleep

14:25I'm not going to eat or sleep

14:26I'm going to eat after this interview

14:27And good evening everyone

14:29Like always, I'm your host, J.M. Abdullah

14:33And on this side, we have a small market

14:36And on the other side, we have a small market

14:37Potatoes, onions, brinjals, everything

14:39But who is the real culprit?

14:41Let's go and find out

14:42I'm going to roam around the market

14:44And try to find out who the real culprit is

14:45Stay with me

14:46Let's go

14:50Excuse me, can I have a word with you?

14:52Yes

14:52How much is this potato?

14:542.50 rupees

14:55Brinjal?

14:56This is 2.50 rupees

14:57Onion?

14:58This is also 2.50 rupees

14:59How is that possible?

15:00Everyone is selling it for 5-10 rupees

15:02How can you sell it for 2.50 rupees?

15:04It's the month of Ramzan

15:05I won't do much business this month

15:07I'm going to eat good food this month

15:10No, I didn't mean that

15:11Please tell me the truth

15:12Otherwise, I'll kill you today

15:14I want to live with you for 2 days

15:16But I'll die here

15:17No, Mr. Journalist, don't say that

15:20If my father dies, I won't have any problem

15:23Because this business will be mine for 2 days

15:25But if I have a father, will my mother marry me?

15:28No, I'm not talking about your mother

15:30Then tell me the truth

15:32You can't sell everything in the market

15:35My father will die the next morning

15:37My father will die the next day

15:38And I'll have to work for him

15:40Hey, hey, hey, hey

15:43You are my son

15:45You are my son

15:46I won't let you die

15:47I'll kill you today

15:49I'll kill you

15:50Hey, Mr. Journalist

15:51Hey, Mr. Journalist

15:52Hey, Mr. Journalist

15:53Hey, Mr. Journalist

15:54Hey, Mr. Journalist

16:00Mr. Urad

16:01Yes

16:01I brought you a drink to celebrate the month of Ramzan

16:03Did you bring the biryani?

16:04Yes, I brought the biryani

16:06I brought it in a packet

16:07Listen, there's a matter

16:08Come to my house

16:09And eat biryani

16:10I'll do the prayers

16:11I'll do the prayers

16:12I'll do the prayers

16:13Where are you taking the biryani?

16:16Hey, let me see

16:18Give me the biryani

16:20Give me the biryani

16:21Give me

16:23Where did you take the biryani?

16:25Give it to me

16:27Give it to me

16:28I'll give it to you

16:29Give me the plate

16:33See this

16:35That's why he's drinking beer with me.

16:37Look, look, look.

16:39Is that so?

16:40Hey, uncle!

16:43Don't you have any fear of death?

16:45You went to Bulu.

16:47You came with Roza and Ibtar to smoke cigarettes.

16:51Don't you have any shame?

16:52If they see you, they'll think you're a grown-up.

16:54Hey, Mahua's son!

16:56Didn't your parents teach you manners?

16:58Do you need to drink beer?

17:00Why did you come here?

17:02Hey!

17:03You came with Roza and Ibtar to smoke cigarettes.

17:05Don't you have any shame?

17:07Can't you be a soldier?

17:08Hey, friend!

17:09I'm drinking beer with you.

17:10And you're insulting me.

17:12Hey!

17:17What happened?

17:21What happened, friend?

17:22Hey!

17:23Don't mess with me.

17:24Will you leave me alone?

17:26What do you mean?

17:27Hey, uncle!

17:28All this is just beer.

17:30What do you mean?

17:31Hey, Mahua's son!

17:32I'm drinking beer with you.

17:33Don't mess with me.

17:34Hey, Mahua's son!

17:35All this is just beer.

17:53What's wrong?

17:54What's wrong?

17:55What?

17:56My father!

17:57My father killed me!

18:00My father!

18:01My father!

18:02I gave birth to you.

18:04Now, I'm going home.

18:06I'm going to shoot you.

18:09Hey, Imam!

18:10The reason I called you here

18:12is because I'm going to give Ibtar on the 27th of Ramzan.

18:17Alhamdulillah!

18:18What do you mean, Alhamdulillah?

18:19I came to Rumbakhala, Shobapati.

18:22I was afraid that I would give Ibtar on the 27th of Ramzan.

18:26Did you see, Imam?

18:27Did you see, Imam?

18:28How much he insulted me!

18:30Hey, why are you insulting me?

18:32Oh!

18:33I went to Rumbakhala on the 27th of Ramzan.

18:35I was afraid that I would give Ibtar on the 27th of Ramzan.

18:37And you came out of Rumbakhala after saying Namaz.

18:40You were standing in front of the mosque

18:42with a torch in your hand.

18:43And you couldn't give Ibtar on the 27th of Ramzan.

18:45I did a good job.

18:46I sold 300 rupees to you for 900 rupees.

18:48All the people were on my side.

18:50Oh!

18:51If everyone was on your side,

18:52you wouldn't have given Ibtar on the 27th of Ramzan.

18:53How can you give Ibtar on the 27th of Ramzan?

18:55Why?

18:56What hadith are you reciting, Imam?

18:57No, no.

18:58If someone insults me on the 27th of Ramzan,

19:00or insults me in a different way,

19:01it's a sin.

19:02You don't understand.

19:03It's good to talk less with sinners.

19:05Hey!

19:06I will give Ibtar on the 27th of Ramzan, Inshallah.

19:08Don't talk nonsense.

19:09I will give Ibtar on the 27th of Ramzan.

19:10Hey, you are so smart.

19:11You will give Ibtar on the 27th of Ramzan.

19:12How will you give Ibtar on the 27th of Ramzan?

19:14I will give all kinds of fruits.

19:16I will give all kinds of sweets.

19:17Oh!

19:18And if there is anything left,

19:19I will give it.

19:20Oh!

19:21He has come to the hospital to see a patient.

19:23That's good.

19:24I will give Kashki Biryani directly.

19:26Kashki Biryani.

19:28Kashki Biryani means Kashki fish Biryani.

19:30Are you stupid?

19:31Do you make Kashki Biryani with fish?

19:33Kashki Biryani is made with Kashi.

19:35I will give him Biryani.

19:36I will give it to you.

19:37I will sell one item for you.

19:39Oh!

19:40You will sell one item for me?

19:41Yes.

19:42What item will you give me?

19:43I don't know.

19:44It's not necessary.

19:45I will give Biryani to those who eat Biryani on the 27th of Ramzan.

19:47Oh!

19:48He will give Biryani on the 27th of Ramzan.

19:50Oh!

19:51He will give Biryani on the 27th of Ramzan.

19:53Hey!

19:54You do one thing.

19:55You give him that thing instead of that drink.

19:59Yes, I will give him.

20:00I will give him.

20:01I will give him what is necessary.

20:02Hey!

20:03Listen to me.

20:04Hey!

20:05Mr. Sababuti.

20:06Why are you talking about Nazaiz?

20:07Will you give me a cigarette?

20:08I am not talking about Nazaiz.

20:09You are talking about cigarette Biryani.

20:10You don't know that Nazaiz eats cigarette Biryani.

20:11Hey!

20:12Do I eat cigarette?

20:13Those who eat cigarette on the 27th of Ramzan,

20:15I will give them.

20:16I won't eat.

20:17Nazaiz belongs to them.

20:18I don't need it.

20:19Oh!

20:21What are you saying, Imam Sahib!

20:22This person is talking about Nazaiz.

20:25Listen, Imam Sahib.

20:26I respect you.

20:27You cannot talk about Nazaiz.

20:29Give me the drink on the 27th of Ramzan.

20:30He doesn't understand.

20:31On the 27th of Ramzan, I will give him.

20:33I will leave.

20:34I will give.

20:35You do whatever you want.

20:36He will leave.

20:37I will see you.

20:38Wait, let me see what happens.

20:39Hey!

20:40ow Mr. Sababuti.

20:41I'll show you who's boss.

20:43I'll show you who's boss.

20:44Wait a minute, Mr. Secretary.

20:45Mr. Secretary.

20:46You know so much about the 27th.

20:48What did you say about the 27th?

20:50The 27th is...

20:52I mean...

20:53Tell him.

20:54Mr. Aditya, tell him.

20:55I...

20:56I...

20:57What should I say?

20:58You said it first.

20:59You say it.

21:00Then tell me.

21:01Why?

21:02I said it first.

21:03You said it first.

21:05Where did I put it?

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