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00:00["Leave Me Alone!" by Miley Cyrus plays again, in a very different voice.

00:03Honen,

00:05ekane sele pakho, me pakho, ubeye pakho hi kintu upastit.

00:09Jodi mane karen ze pola pakher mai upasand hojaye,

00:12or mai ye pakher pola pasand hojaye,

00:15ta haile aamne saamne dige augamu.

00:22Aki!

00:24Ye pola ye chohe chasme aapen se keno?

00:27Oh, I get it.

00:29Polar wants some time.

00:31Now tell me, why don't you call me Polar?

00:35Polar needs some time.

00:40Sir, I'll go and check.

00:43You go ahead, I'll check.

00:58Hahaha.

01:04What are you laughing at?

01:06Mom, I feel like a blind beggar.

01:11Hahaha.

01:12He's so shy to act smart.

01:16Dad, I want some water.

01:18Dad, I'm right in front of you.

01:23Hey, leave my hand.

01:26Polar is in front of me.

01:30Are you Polar's student?

01:33I'm a good student.

01:37Hahaha.

01:39Polar is in front of me.

01:43Polar is in front of me.

01:45Polar is in front of me.

01:51If Polar had a problem, he wouldn't be like us.

01:56He would be like his mom.

01:58You are his mom's father.

02:00Can't you ask Polar for anything?

02:03Ask him.

02:05Hahaha.

02:07How are you, sir?

02:09Hahaha.

02:10You drank with your mom.

02:12Now you call him your son-in-law.

02:16Hahaha.

02:17Call him son-in-law.

02:19Hahaha.

02:20Son-in-law, where is Polar?

02:23Huh?

02:24Son-in-law, where is Polar?

02:27If Polar is here, I will marry my mom.

02:31Hahaha.

02:33I came to see your mom.

02:35But she is not smiling.

02:36She doesn't have make-up on.

02:37I told you.

02:38But you don't even have lipstick on.

02:41What kind of mom are you?

02:44What kind of mom are you?

02:46You don't even have make-up on.

02:49I came to see your mom.

02:50But you don't even have lipstick on.

02:52I came to see your mom.

02:53I told you.

02:54But you don't even have make-up on.

02:55Hahaha.

02:58Hahaha.

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03:31Hahaha.

03:32If you look in the mirror, you'll see that I'm not good at looking in the mirror.

03:38I don't have the power to look in the mirror.

03:40Didn't you see that Mayur was wearing a lipstick?

03:43Oh, yes, I did.

03:45Actually, I didn't notice it.

03:47Yes, we saw it.

03:49But we didn't see it in the mirror.

03:50Okay, when you said that Mayur wasn't wearing a lipstick,

03:53Mayur's mind got heated up.

03:55He was wearing a lipstick.

03:57He was wearing a lipstick.

03:58He was wearing a lipstick.

03:59He was wearing a lipstick.

04:01He was wearing a lipstick.

04:02Ok, now he's here.

04:03Oh, God.

04:04I like Mayur a lot.

04:07Now, I'll fix his day.

04:09Hey, Dula brother, look here.

04:11Isn't Mayur a little naughty?

04:14Hey, I don't think I've seen you for a while.

04:17We don't wear clothes that we don't know about.

04:21We don't know each other either.

04:24I don't have time.

04:26I don't have time, man.

04:27Let's see if you understand what I'm saying.

04:35Tell me, how can I help you?

04:37Bro, one of my friends got married to a guy.

04:40And the guy didn't seem like a good guy to me.

04:43I want to give him all the bio-data.

04:45What good and bad he does.

04:47Especially, he will tell me all the bad things about him.

04:50Very good. You have come to the right place.

04:52We, Sushla Interfaith, are getting ready to get married to a Chinese guy.

04:57I understood everything, but why do you call us Sushla Interfaith?

05:00We are Sushlami.

05:02What do you mean?

05:03The bad things about us are here and there.

05:05And the bad things about us are here and there.

05:07But the customers call it Sushlami.

05:10You work hard.

05:11I will give you all the money and make you happy.

05:14Okay, okay.

05:15Okay, you...

05:30Who told you to eat Pulao and Biri?

05:32I heard it from the lodging master.

05:35Hey, have you seen yourself eating Pulao and Biri?

05:38No, I haven't seen myself. My friends have seen it.

05:41Who?

05:42Who eats Pulao and Biri?

05:44I can't see myself. Who eats Pulao and Biri?

05:47What disease does he have that he eats secrets?

05:49Toothache.

05:51I am suffering from toothache.

05:53Toothache.

05:54He eats Biri because of toothache.

05:56The doctor says, toothache.

05:57Yes, yes, yes.

05:58The wedding party is suffering and they can't get a divorce.

06:01He could be killed.

06:02That's why he ate Biri.

06:04Yes.

06:05Yes, three months.

06:06Yes.

06:07He will eat for three months.

06:08He will eat it.

06:10No, no.

06:12What are you doing in the mountains?

06:15Hey, listen.

06:17Bhatana has arranged a wedding for me.

06:20She is coming.

06:24Hey, wait.

06:26What happened?

06:28What happened?

06:30Bhatana has found a groom for me.

06:32Is it a groom or a bride?

06:34Bride?

06:36How can you say that?

06:38I can't marry a bride.

06:40This is not possible.

06:42The bride's smell.

06:44The groom's smell.

06:46I can't marry a bride.

06:50There is no problem.

06:52I heard that the groom is fat.

06:54I was surprised.

06:56The groom looks like a flower.

06:58I can't marry a fat groom.

07:02There is no problem.

07:04I heard that the groom is dark.

07:06Is he a good man?

07:08My family is not dark.

07:10I can't marry a dark groom.

07:12You are a bad man.

07:14I will kill you.

07:16I will kill you.

07:18I will kill you.

07:20I want some information about the bride.

07:24I have a promise.

07:26I will not take any tension.

07:29If she gets married before the festival,

07:32I will give her all the necessary things.

07:36If you want her audio or video,

07:38you can give it to me.

07:40Audio and video are popular in the market.

07:42If there is no video or audio in the market,

07:45we will make it ourselves.

07:48We have a good company.

07:50What company?

07:52Jorjabusti company.

07:54They make audio and video by themselves.

07:56We will not take any tension.

07:58Give us the information.

08:09What?

08:21Boss, the bride is beautiful.

08:23She has come to marry the groom.

08:29I didn't see the bride is beautiful.

08:31Who is the groom?

08:33You, boss.

08:35Who is the groom?

08:36You, boss.

08:38You will go now.

08:40Give me the bride's earrings.

08:42I will give her the photo.

08:44You are not good at studying.

08:46No, boss.

08:48I will die.

08:50I will not get married.

08:52What will I do?

08:55Okay, I will give you the map.

08:59I will give you the map.

09:01Go.

09:02He has come.

09:05I have told you many times.

09:07Don't shout.

09:15Appu, what happened to you?

09:17I am fine.

09:19I am hurt.

09:21Blow it.

09:23I am fine.

09:25Reflect properly.

09:27I am fine, boss.

09:29Appu, blow it again.

09:30I won't.

09:33I won't.

09:37I am hurt.

09:39I am hurt.

09:41I am not fine.

09:45I won't.

09:50Who is beautiful?

09:52Go and come.

09:54Why are you guys laughing?

09:56What happened?

09:58I am fine.

10:00I don't like her. I don't like her character.

10:02I don't like her.

10:04Why?

10:06Her video is out.

10:08What video?

10:10Which Senile?

10:12Senile's name is not Koyle.

10:14And who is Senile's boss?

10:16The video is not out yet.

10:18The video will be out in 2 days.

10:20The video will be out in 2 days.

10:22The video will be out in 2 days.

10:24The video will be out in 2 days.

10:26Show the video.

10:28The video is out.

10:30The video is out.

10:32Look at her.

10:34She is kissing the pole.

10:36Look at the kiss.

10:42Wow

10:44Look at the video.

10:46Everything is out.

10:48What is this?

10:50What is this?

10:52She is not kissing anyone.

10:54The content is different.

10:56The content is different.

10:58A boy is saying bad words to a girl.

11:00A boy is saying bad words to a girl.

11:02He is saying bad words to me.

11:04He is saying bad words to a girl.

11:06He is saying bad words to a girl.

11:08He is saying bad words to a girl.

11:10He is saying bad words to a girl.

11:12He is saying bad words to a girl.

11:14He is saying bad words to a girl.

11:16He is saying bad words to a girl.

11:18He is saying bad words to a girl.

11:20He is saying bad words to a girl.

11:22He is saying bad words to a girl.

11:24What is this?

11:30What is the content of the video?

11:32The content is different.

11:34The content is different.

11:36There is no looking at each other,

11:38There is no mind at the back,

11:40There is no mind at the back,

11:42There are no mind at the back,

11:44Party madambi,

11:46party madambi,

11:48car accident,

11:50car accident,

11:52If you talk to me on your phone, I will punch you in the face!

12:01Hello!

12:02Hello!

12:03Yes!

12:04Yes!

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12:20Yes!

12:21Yes!

12:22Yes!

12:23Ya!

12:24Oh oh!

12:25Oh!

12:26He may faint Why don't you beat him up?

12:27We should use a rock and a board…

12:28you run, you run He is not asleep

12:31It is a small kid I think he is drunk

12:32No!

12:33No!

12:34No!

12:35Oh oh!

12:36Alright!

12:37Alright!

12:38Alright!

12:39I will tell you a story Our daughter of Samara got killed

12:43Oh wow!

12:44Anyways, your daughter's destiny doesn't allow her to be with him

12:50Oh

13:20What's that?

13:23I've told you many times that you're going to be beaten up by the doctor.

13:26But you're going to get beaten up by the musulman, Mr. John.

13:32You'll do what I tell you to.

13:34Get up!

13:38Go and do what I say.

13:46Not now.

13:47No, no, no! You can't!

13:51Boss, what's wrong?

13:52A dog is trying to eat my money!

13:57Boss, how do you like my money?

13:59I got it, I got it!

14:05Bro, can you take this?

14:06Why?

14:07I want to fix my shoe.

14:08Okay, do it. What's inside?

14:10Lemon juice.

14:12No, no, no! You eat it.

14:17No, no, no!

14:19This is not fair!

14:20You can see in this picture that Pola is eating mud.

14:24If she eats mud, will my mother get married?

14:28Look, look!

14:34I told you, Pola doesn't like mud.

14:38You idiot!

14:40You idiot!

14:46I told you, Pola doesn't like mud.

14:49She likes honey.

14:51Honey, honey!

14:52This Pola's honey is the best honey in Sundarbans.

14:56Last year, two people brought honey to Mexico.

14:59I don't need honey. My uncle eats this Pola's honey.

15:03I already have honey.

15:05My uncle eats this Pola's honey.

15:09I already have this Pola's honey.

15:23What did you eat?

15:24Honey!

15:26Honey!

15:31What did you eat?

15:32Octane, uncle! Octane!

15:34Octane!

15:36Did you eat Octane?

15:37Where is Octane?

15:38Hey!

15:40Don't hit me in the eyes.

15:43Otherwise, I'll hit you a lot.

15:44You know, when I'm in a hurry...

15:46In a motorcycle?

15:47Yes.

15:48Every time I'm in a hurry, I use this bottle.

15:51Wow!

15:54If you eat this, you'll get a lot of money.

15:58It's good that you didn't eat it yesterday.

16:00I got healthy just by eating.

16:03No, no, I'm happy.

16:04When I'm happy, I feel like I'm healthy.

16:08Hey, give me some.

16:09No, no, no, I'm hungry.

16:11I won't give it to you.

16:12I'll give it to you.

16:13He's a good boy.

16:14He's a good boy.

16:15He doesn't eat anything.

16:16He's a good boy.

16:17Let's fix our engagement date.

16:18Yes, yes, yes.

16:20Look, I don't think we should delay any longer.

16:25We Polapaks are watching Maya.

16:28Mayipaks are also watching Pola's good news.

16:31There's no doubt about it.

16:33Dad, what are you going to bring for Maya?

16:35I'm going to bring a ring.

16:36Wow!

16:37Mom, what are you going to bring for Pola?

16:40A ring!

16:43Wow!

16:44I thought it was a expensive ring.

16:45What is it?

16:46It's a big ring.

16:53Hey, brother!

16:54You told me before that Maya is going to bring a big ring for Pola.

17:00I don't know if I'm going to wear it on my head or on my neck.

17:07Hey, you guys come here.

17:09Which color ring are you going to bring?

17:11Show me the ring.

17:12Dad, show him the ring.

17:16Show him the ring.

17:18Show him.

17:23Dear, do you know the ring?

17:25When I got married for the first time, I wore that ring.

17:29Do you remember that?

17:30Before that, I used to wear only one ring.

17:36But now, I'm wearing two rings.

17:38Even after two years, I'm still wearing that ring.

17:41And this is the ring that I used to wear when I married Maya.

17:46Hello, Sita!

17:48What?

17:49How dare you?

17:50How dare you?

17:51Who are you calling Sita?

17:53Get up and eat.

17:56Hey, it's you!

17:59Hey, brother!

18:00Hello!

18:02Hello!

18:03Who are you?

18:04What are you doing here?

18:05Hey, brother!

18:06I'm not here for you.

18:08I'm here for myself.

18:09Take it.

18:15Dear, do you see?

18:17They are two different people.

18:19And you are talking to me.

18:21You are talking to me.

18:23You are talking to me.

18:25I'm talking to you.

18:27I can't talk.

18:28They are two different people.

18:30You are talking to me.

18:32Hey, sister!

18:33Sister!

18:34We are two different people.

18:35Sister!

18:37I think this marriage is not good.

18:39You don't respect the elders of the families.

18:42You don't respect the elders of the families.

18:44You don't respect the elders of the families.

18:46If you get married, you will be killed.

18:48Father, your getting married will not only destroy your business, but also my business.

18:52We are just sitting in this house.

18:54We don't have any business.

18:56My business will be spoiled by my men.

18:59This man is not good.

19:01He is evil.

19:02What?

19:03You want to destroy my business?

19:06You are a wife.

19:07You are doing all these evil things.

19:09This is the fault of the elders.

19:11You are talking bad about us.

19:13Don't do it.

19:15Don't do it!

19:18You

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