Nicole Doshi on Getting Fired from a Massage Parlor for...
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00:00So tell the world a little bit about yourself from for the people who haven't seen the patreon episode you are from China
00:06She moved to I'm gonna tell you what I remember. She moved to New York
00:10To attend no, she moved to Nebraska. Okay to attend college at what 19?
00:1719 yes, see amazing memory
00:20And I thought he was gonna totally
00:24Tell me this girl's from this place and I'm like, I thought he was gonna tell me you were like the totally wrong nationality
00:30No Chinese and okay, she comes home or and then she hated, Nebraska. So she went to New York
00:37Okay started having a good time in New York
00:40She gets a job at a massage parlor
00:44But it's a kind of massage parlor where they have mostly female clientele and it's sort of that's what it's
00:49When beginning why I just started the job, that's how they get you in girl girl first. Not a jack-jack. No, it wasn't girl girl
00:56It was a massage
01:01And then she
01:02Starts working there and then she starts just fucking getting all these dudes to come in and then she's jerking them off and sucking dick
01:09And stuff in the massage parlor. They ended up firing her from the massage parlor because she's hooking up with all the clients
01:15Did you make a lot of money? I make good. Yeah do some money
01:18What gave you the idea did someone like ask you first and one of your clients kind of try to see if you were down
01:23Or yeah, so it's like when I got hired it was a facial place
01:28So basically it was a beauty salon
01:31So the boss hired me as a masseuse like just give me a massage for women's it's only for women
01:38Do you know anything about giving massages? Like no, I don't
01:48Just rubbing, you know, just rubbing people's back. Yeah, that's that's what I'm saying
01:54You know, you're just touching slowly
01:57Like that and then, you know, so I was giving massages to women at the beginning and they don't really tip me
02:05Well, and then I'm like I gotta make the money. I don't know how
02:10To give massages
02:14Why so I started like a walking downstairs, you know, New York, New York City streets are like really busy
02:21So people are constantly passing by all the time. So I just standing downstairs gave handing out business cards
02:29What would you think if you're a guy and she's handing you a card and saying oh come get massage
02:34My brain is gonna be like I'm gonna go get my shit jerked off
02:38Yeah, my trick I was like, hey sir, do you want a massage from me, right?
02:44Amazing. So I got a whole bunch guys come in to you know
02:49So I give them massages and there's one day the guy started touching me on my legs
02:56He was just starting slow started touching me on my legs. I'm like, oh, what are you doing?
03:03And then he didn't say anything he just turned around and then give me like action like this I was like, oh, okay
03:11So I was just down. Yeah, I was like, okay. Are you paying me?
03:16Do you have to do all this silently? Like can people hear you? It's all like secret codes
03:20I don't know that at the beginning. So I would just say
03:26Yeah, but I was never in trouble
03:28But what about when I grunt because normally when I nut I grunt I go
03:42Covering my mouth as I'm nutting. Oh my god. I'm gonna fucking run for my life
03:46Yeah, I was like a drip like doing this and the other hands covering their mouth if they are like loud
03:54So how long before you got fired? Like how long did you?
03:56Never do this
03:59that was like a
04:01about like a
04:03Couple of months. Okay, it takes me like a month nine months
04:08To let the owner finally realize I was doing something. How did he realize that everyone come in and like request?
04:18It looked like the Supreme Store there's a line of fucking dudes outside down the street
04:23Did your hand hurt like after a whole day?
04:27Sorry, did your hand hurt? I feel like my head any worse than any other massage
04:31It's like you're just using your hands to do things right? It's like I heard any worse
04:35Sometimes I feel like a handjob is harder than a blowjob. Ah
04:40Yes, I like to give a blowjobs more you know what I think I think that we should give a percentage of the plug talk
04:46revenue to a fund for women who develop a
04:50Purple tunnel in their hands from giving handjobs on the job
04:55The perils of sex work, where's your blowjob skills? Like that's one thing I would like to know
05:09She was really kind of like just
05:11Seething with like sexual energy when she was in the office the other day like she's giving a lap dance to the new guys
05:17It's first day at work. She's all over him. She's sucking Kazumi's titties. She's making out with her
05:22She's telling me like I want to fuck you and your girl so bad
05:29Like I'm wondering like is there good top that goes along with that top oral sex
05:39Thank you, but I just I just love giving you a head, you know, yeah
05:43I'm not sure if I'm good at it. You have to tell me after you know, I will give you a heart
05:49Tell her if it's bad
05:51But I just enjoy you know, like like sucking on it. I like to suck on bones, you know when those chicken wings
05:58I just I saw you learn very easily. I don't know but my friends none of them like really clean the bone real good
06:06You get it all. Okay. Yeah, I'm the person who doesn't get it all
06:09So we're the chicken wing you prefer the the bone or the drum or the wing?
06:14The wing okay. And what is your process? You just bite in I like bite in eat a big chunk
06:19Then I flip it over eat the other chunk and then I nibble around the edges
06:23Oh, and then you have to split the bones and then you have to like suck on it, you know, I've never done
06:33Wow, yeah, no, I've seen people where they like treat it like a fucking lollipop and there's a home
06:38Yeah, I've seen people post their photos like feel like you're gonna get too much cartilage in your mouth doing that
06:43Yeah, I don't like all the different textures
06:45You can handle all the textures. Mm-hmm. Yeah, she's a real one. She's not like us you it's crazy
06:51You know, you're the first Asian girl that we have had sex with on this podcast. We don't have a sex yet, but we're going
06:57Well, yeah, I'm assuming everything goes well
07:01Everything going to go well, I almost don't think there's anything I could say that would make us not have sex at the end of
07:07This it seems like that's just where I'm gonna pay you guys down you for you said no
07:10You're gonna pin us down I'm gonna write it I'm gonna sit on it no matter what you say
07:23Yeah, okay, so I'm trying to I'm trying to go make sure we leave this
07:26Conversation in different directions and the stuff that we talked about on the patreon
07:29I guess one of the things that I was just fascinated by was how you sort of realized that you just
07:37Really were this sexual of a person and that you wanted to have sex for a living and be a porn star and everything
07:44Was it a gradual transition into realizing that or have you always known that you were ready to be a hoe?
07:51Um, I mean, I I love sex
07:55I always enjoy it. I like to like have the feelings in power if I can different man's
08:01Yeah, so I just kind of like express myself and
08:06Make it on film. Why not? I'm enjoying it. Anyways, I would like because I wasn't there for the patreon
08:12So I want to know how you got from you know, massage parlor
08:17To porn was it like oh, there's a one more transition in between. Oh, okay. Yeah
08:23So, um, it's not really interesting, but it was like, okay
08:28It was like, okay, I don't want it to jerk off or anymore. Maybe I should get a real job
08:34So I got my real estate license. Okay, I passed the test sold nothing
08:44I rented a nothing. There's no deal
08:48Ever been made on with me. There's probably a lot of people who have that story, you know
08:53Yeah, I feel like I was such a loser. I'm going back to do what I do the best
08:59Okay
09:00It pushed her in that direction
09:01there's probably so many people that go through all the trouble of becoming a real estate agent and never have any success and they just
09:07Give up and there's no silver lining to the story
09:09But with her story at the end of it, she sucks a shitload of dick and becomes famous on the internet
09:15Yeah, this is even better than real estate
09:19100% I feel like I've seen a lot of girls only fans bio like ex real estate agent
09:24So I feel like they must have had some success
09:26But even porn and only fans was better than that. Yeah way better. It's more consistent, right? Yeah, you know
09:34You're in the right career. So she's very popular. Oh
09:43I'm so nervous. I'm still nervous
09:45Sitting here, you know, I'm usually like hype hype hype like when I'm meeting with my friends. I'm usually very hype
09:52So when I see you I was really nervous. I was like, I feel like you have a lot of good energy
09:56hiding
09:59What do you think the audience is gonna think this is other than a defensive posture
10:07Okay, where is it she's pretty hot I mean I saw her took a shower oh just now
10:15Like her body was like ha I didn't even see that
10:21It's okay. You're going to see you later. Yeah, so like everything it's so perfect
10:26Thank you
10:28I think you're very beautiful as well. Look at the way she's looking. Thank you. I know I feel like it's like
10:38I think i'm gonna speak for all the fans out there when I say girls, let's get it on. Oh my god
10:56You