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00:00:00Okay, so I'm gonna, can you move me back a little bit?
00:00:09Why don't you go forward, though?
00:00:12Because I can't see him unless I go backwards.
00:00:13But if you go forward, you can see him from there.
00:00:15And then I'm underneath this big thing
00:00:17and I can't be close to stuff.
00:00:18Oh, right, right, right, right, right.
00:00:19Actually, yeah, that is true.
00:00:20If you stepped to the edge, like just 10 feet forward,
00:00:23you'd be able to cast a spell and have movement left
00:00:26after you cast to move back.
00:00:28Okay, oh yeah, okay, because I can do 30
00:00:30and it's not just in one direction.
00:00:31It's not just in one direction.
00:00:32You can split it up.
00:00:32Great band, though, if they're watching.
00:00:3430, one direction.
00:00:36Oh.
00:00:37Jesus Christ.
00:00:38So 10 forward, then one back.
00:00:42Shout out Paulo Abdul.
00:00:45I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:00:47Great.
00:00:49Wait, so I can kind of see him from the ledge now.
00:00:52Okay, so he's really close to us.
00:00:54They're still over there.
00:00:56Even though I do have a, not probably,
00:00:58I don't know if I can see them.
00:00:58So I'm gonna focus on him right now.
00:01:00I am going to, okay, I have Thunderwave,
00:01:08a lightning and thunder burst from you in all direction
00:01:11that scatters nearby enemies.
00:01:13Only the enemies, right?
00:01:15Yes, so Thunderwave won't be able to hit him
00:01:17because it's centered on you.
00:01:18He's above me.
00:01:19He's above you, yes.
00:01:20He's too far away.
00:01:21So I have to do something directional.
00:01:23I would say, yeah, the things you have that can reach him
00:01:25would be Eldritch Blast, Scorching Ray,
00:01:27Fireball would hit him.
00:01:29Does Fireball hit my friends too or just enemies?
00:01:32It hits your, oh, you have a metamagic ability
00:01:35called Careful Spell, which means that you can protect,
00:01:39you can spend a sorcery point
00:01:40that you haven't spent any of yet
00:01:42to protect your friends from your spells.
00:01:45So part of me feels like I should save it.
00:01:47Oh, wait, I was talking about doing Fireball
00:01:51when they're near each other.
00:01:53You should do those two right there.
00:01:53And they're near each other.
00:01:55They are near each other right now.
00:01:56And this is a strong one, y'all.
00:01:58Fireball, I think it's like my Kamehameha.
00:02:00Yeah, yes, yes, yes.
00:02:02Yeah, Kamehameha, I'm sorry, yeah.
00:02:03So I'm going to-
00:02:04Kamehameha!
00:02:05I'm sorry, I'm going to do,
00:02:07I'm gonna mark off one of my little things here.
00:02:09I only have two of these.
00:02:11So I'm gonna use, I'm gonna use Fireball.
00:02:13Hell yeah.
00:02:14I'm aiming it at these two.
00:02:16Yeah, Fireball's no joke.
00:02:18That's, you're gonna deal eight D6 fire damage,
00:02:22eight six-sided damage.
00:02:23Oh, shit.
00:02:25You want to borrow some for a sec?
00:02:26You want to borrow our, can we-
00:02:27Yeah, you want to pool together?
00:02:28Everyone send, we call this sending your kids to camp.
00:02:30Everyone send your six-sided dice over to Bob.
00:02:33Here you go, sis.
00:02:33Here you go, baby.
00:02:34There you go, darling.
00:02:35How many more do you need?
00:02:36I have four.
00:02:37I need, I need, I have one.
00:02:38Here, this is one right here.
00:02:39Oh, I can give you my old one.
00:02:39Yeah.
00:02:40Here's my old one, sis.
00:02:41I have another.
00:02:42Don't use Brenna's little shady dot.
00:02:44Okay, I got it, I got it, I got it.
00:02:45You got it.
00:02:46You need eight.
00:02:47Eight, girl.
00:02:47Oh, eight.
00:02:48There's, and I have one more here for myself.
00:02:49Yeah, keep your die over there.
00:02:51You saw how that worked out last time.
00:02:54The devil die.
00:02:55The devil die.
00:02:56All right, there's two, four.
00:02:58I have eight.
00:02:58Okay, so I just roll these now?
00:03:00You roll those, add them all together.
00:03:01All right.
00:03:02Let's see how she does.
00:03:03What's all sixes?
00:03:04Fireball.
00:03:05Should we say six?
00:03:06Six.
00:03:07Not three, but six, six, six.
00:03:10Six Titanic.
00:03:11One, two, three.
00:03:12Six.
00:03:13Okay, I have a, oh God.
00:03:15Okay, I have a three, a one, a one,
00:03:20a five, a five, a three, a two, and a one.
00:03:2521 points of fire damage.
00:03:27On a seven and a four,
00:03:28they both fail their saving throws and take full damage.
00:03:3221 damage to Morgan and Kena.
00:03:36As you see Morgan and Kena flying up,
00:03:39Gertrude, what does it look like
00:03:40as you use your mightiest spell on them?
00:03:42Okay, so Gertrude,
00:03:44this is a place that she does not like to go.
00:03:46She likes to be in control.
00:03:47She doesn't drink.
00:03:48She doesn't even do anything well.
00:03:50But this one kind of takes over her body a little bit.
00:03:53So she closes her eyes.
00:03:55And then as she closed her eyes,
00:03:56you can just see like in her pores,
00:03:58in her lips, in her ears,
00:04:00just the heat starts to come out.
00:04:01It comes out of her pores, her skin.
00:04:02And then she finally opens her mouth
00:04:04and it all just kind of gathers in front of her face.
00:04:06And then it just fucking, at lightning speed,
00:04:10it flies over.
00:04:12What starts so small, as it gathers, it gets close,
00:04:16an explosion.
00:04:17Think about an explosion that fucking size to scale.
00:04:21As Morgan rises, she like tries her best
00:04:23to wrap her wings around Kena.
00:04:26And you hear, as they scream,
00:04:28both of them come out of it with her still flying,
00:04:31but you see just blood pouring out of scorched noses.
00:04:35Both of them, you can tell,
00:04:36have moved beneath half their hit points.
00:04:38Hell yes.
00:04:40That is Gertrude's turn.
00:04:43You move to step away from the ledge, smart call.
00:04:46Yes.
00:04:47Can I scoot back?
00:04:47Yeah, if you want to scoot back, go for it.
00:04:48I'll scoot back.
00:04:49Kiki must be much stronger than me,
00:04:50because I'm 49 and she's taking 41 damage
00:04:52and she's just below half.
00:04:53She is like double my, almost double.
00:04:56She's doing deals with the devil, honey.
00:04:57That's strong as hell.
00:04:58Princess, that is going to be your turn.
00:05:00Okay.
00:05:03Well, can I fucking,
00:05:05can I attack him and do a pushing attack?
00:05:07Holy shit, yeah, you absolutely can.
00:05:09Awesome.
00:05:10And am I raging still?
00:05:11You are raging still,
00:05:13which means that this actually,
00:05:14you can bonus action frenzy and attack three times
00:05:17this turn if you'd like.
00:05:19I would like to do that, please.
00:05:21Hell yes.
00:05:24Okay, you can only pushing attack on one attack per round.
00:05:27So let's just start rolling these attacks
00:05:28and see how many times you hit.
00:05:30So go ahead and roll your D20.
00:05:32We're going to make three attacks in a row.
00:05:33Only returner ones die.
00:05:35I don't know who's king.
00:05:36Also, I will point out this too.
00:05:37You also have an ability that you could use here
00:05:38called reckless attack.
00:05:40That means you would roll every one of your attacks
00:05:44with advantage,
00:05:44but enemies would have advantage on you when they attack.
00:05:49So basically you hit harder,
00:05:51but also you're not protecting yourself as much.
00:05:54If you want to go reckless here, you can.
00:05:57I don't know, you only have-
00:05:58I'm weakened right now.
00:05:59Okay, go for it.
00:06:00Let's go ahead and roll.
00:06:0419, do I add anything to that?
00:06:07Yeah, you're going to add plus,
00:06:08I believe you add plus nine every time.
00:06:10So that's a 28 you hit on your first attack.
00:06:12Go ahead and roll again.
00:06:1428 on the first attack.
00:06:16Here we go.
00:06:18Nine.
00:06:19Nine plus nine still hits.
00:06:23Okay, work.
00:06:24It's a hit.
00:06:2612.
00:06:2712 plus nine, 21 hits as well.
00:06:29You hit all three times.
00:06:35So let's go ahead and start to roll damage.
00:06:37You are going to be dealing,
00:06:39each time you hit with your great X,
00:06:40it is 1d12 plus eight.
00:06:43Oh shit.
00:06:45So go ahead, take your d12, which is this.
00:06:48It's the one, that one actually closest to you.
00:06:50That one is your d12.
00:06:52You're going to roll that three times
00:06:53and add eight every time.
00:06:55Oh shit, okay.
00:06:57Nine.
00:06:58Nine plus eight?
00:06:59Yeah.
00:07:0017.
00:07:0017 damage, unreal.
00:07:03Come on, Lasky.
00:07:04One.
00:07:05One, that's still plus eight, so nine damage.
00:07:08And then-
00:07:0912, baby, 12.
00:07:10Seven.
00:07:11Seven plus eight is 15.
00:07:15Kerwin looks badly at her.
00:07:17Go ahead and describe it.
00:07:18What does it look like as you just
00:07:19lay these blows down on Kerwin?
00:07:21She turns around.
00:07:23I'm going to turn her around
00:07:24because she wants to look at this motherfucker in the face.
00:07:28And before she hits him, she says,
00:07:31Merry Christmas, motherfucker.
00:07:33And I have a gun.
00:07:40He's like, it's mid-March.
00:07:42Jesus, confusion attack.
00:07:47We never really talked about how Princess is doing.
00:07:52Incredible.
00:07:53And I actually forgot here,
00:07:54you're also making a pushing attack.
00:07:55So Kerwin is looking very, very injured,
00:07:58but you're actually going to add even more damage.
00:07:59Go ahead and roll one d6 for me.
00:08:01You automatically do that extra damage.
00:08:03This is your d6, I think that I got.
00:08:04No, no, no, I got, I put both of those down.
00:08:05Like a d6, okay.
00:08:08One, but it was a beautiful one.
00:08:13But it was a beautiful one.
00:08:14And now he has to make a strength saving throw.
00:08:17Now he adds seven to this.
00:08:18How much did we hit him now?
00:08:20Like 70 points of damage.
00:08:22You've dealt like a crazy amount of damage to him.
00:08:24But here's the deal, a pushing attack,
00:08:26if he fails his strength saving throw,
00:08:28you push him 15 feet in any direction.
00:08:32So he's very dangerous, but he's badly injured.
00:08:35Even if he's still up,
00:08:36you've done a tremendous amount of damage to him,
00:08:38but there's a possibility that this is
00:08:42the end of the line for him.
00:08:44So he adds a seven to his strength saving throw.
00:08:50He has a seven to his strength saving throw,
00:08:53but your difficulty is very high.
00:08:58You're incredibly strong.
00:08:59So he needs a nine or higher on the die to save.
00:09:02What die is that?
00:09:04D20.
00:09:04D20, all right.
00:09:06So the odds are he'll save,
00:09:08but there's a lot, one,
00:09:08it's very easy to roll a one through an eight.
00:09:11Let's see if Uncle Kerwin falls right now.
00:09:17That is a seven.
00:09:18Yes!
00:09:19Oh my God.
00:09:22Alaska, Kerwin, having stood over you saying
00:09:26you had no one, that's not true.
00:09:28You have all the spirits of your family.
00:09:30And more than that, you have these, your friends.
00:09:33Describe for me what happens as you push Kerwin
00:09:38wherever you want on the map.
00:09:40As she's beating him, she looks in his eyes
00:09:43and she says, and a happy new year.
00:09:46And she pushes him.
00:09:50Oh, do we wanna go that way or that way, girl?
00:09:52We should go that way.
00:09:53No, away from us.
00:09:54No, away from us.
00:09:55Yeah, we don't wanna see.
00:09:56Away from us.
00:09:57Yeah, over there.
00:09:57No, this way.
00:09:58This way.
00:09:59You should be away from us.
00:10:00Viola, yes.
00:10:01Okay, so she'll push him.
00:10:02Why toward us?
00:10:04Why, doesn't he just go into the abyss?
00:10:06He goes, and by the way, I wanna point out,
00:10:09this is not like a little tumble.
00:10:11Princess pushes him 15 feet.
00:10:13You can send him beyond where he can even reach a ledge.
00:10:16You can send him into the middle of that open expanse.
00:10:19I think that sounds right.
00:10:20That sounds cute.
00:10:22Incredible.
00:10:23Kerwin, again, so close.
00:10:27One foe hammer away, he sold his entire family
00:10:33to the underworld for a shot at ruling,
00:10:35and he, no, no, ah, and begins to fall,
00:10:40looking up, his rage dissipating into crass,
00:10:45small fear as the shadows of those that he sent here
00:10:51come back to welcome him into the abyss.
00:10:54You got two down.
00:10:56Two down, honey, two to go.
00:10:57Two down, baby.
00:10:59Incredible.
00:11:00Yeah, give it up for Princess.
00:11:02We did it, baby, we did it.
00:11:03Incredible.
00:11:04Well, Alacrinos is gonna turn here.
00:11:07Now, he's not gonna focus on you
00:11:10because you didn't hit him with that lightning javelin,
00:11:12so he's gonna throw another tail attack up at Princess.
00:11:16He misses on that tail attack,
00:11:18so Princess, you hit him,
00:11:19and your barbarian senses duck in the nick of time
00:11:22as a huge stinger sails right where your head was,
00:11:25and then he's gonna make two attacks on Trey.
00:11:29It's a nat 20.
00:11:31Two?
00:11:31Stop it.
00:11:32On Troyann.
00:11:33Two nat 20s?
00:11:34Just one, but he hits on one of his attacks,
00:11:35and the other is a nat 20.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, how many, what do you have?
00:11:40How many do you have?
00:11:40Now, I have 25.
00:11:41No, no, wait, wait, wait.
00:11:42Does that mean it takes away 20 points?
00:11:45No, no, no.
00:11:45It means he deals double damage.
00:11:47It means he hits.
00:11:47So, how much points do you have right now?
00:11:49I have 45.
00:11:5045.
00:11:50Thank God.
00:11:51Y'all are damaging yourself more.
00:11:53I have 32 points.
00:11:54I start with 32 points.
00:11:55I think I have like 11 or something.
00:11:58He's already doing it.
00:11:59He hits you first for nine.
00:12:03Can I?
00:12:04For nine.
00:12:05Can I?
00:12:06Okay, wait, wait, wait.
00:12:07I can do, I can shield.
00:12:09Unfortunately, shield only is for you.
00:12:11Oh, I'm such a sad, but I love,
00:12:13actually, fuck that.
00:12:14I don't want that rule to be true right now.
00:12:17I don't want that rule to be true right now.
00:12:18If you give me an arcana check of 15,
00:12:21I'll let you change the rules of the game.
00:12:22Oh, shit.
00:12:23So, give me arcana.
00:12:24If you can beat a 15, you can throw a shield.
00:12:27I need...
00:12:31What's a six?
00:12:32What do you add to arcana?
00:12:34Plus seven.
00:12:35What's six plus seven?
00:12:3513.
00:12:36Just shy.
00:12:37It's okay, I tried.
00:12:38You tried.
00:12:39So, Troyann, you feel like a protective shield
00:12:42from Gertrude as she attempts to wrap you
00:12:44in abjuring magic to keep you safe.
00:12:46I can visit girl.
00:12:47But she's not strong enough,
00:12:48so that shit just faded away.
00:12:49Strong enough, but my aim was a little off.
00:12:53My aim was a little off.
00:12:54You are hit first for nine,
00:12:57and then the critical hit deals 24 points of damage.
00:13:00So, you take 33 points of damage altogether.
00:13:03Okay, you need to heal yourself.
00:13:04You need to heal, Mary.
00:13:05You have that, but don't you have that potion?
00:13:06Can I heal right now?
00:13:07I have to wait till my turn to heal.
00:13:08You have to wait till your turn to heal.
00:13:10One more hit and it's a wrap.
00:13:11I'm done.
00:13:12Does healing take a whole lot's turn?
00:13:14Healing takes an action, yeah.
00:13:16I have 12 points left.
00:13:19Okay.
00:13:20Long to my life.
00:13:21So, let's see.
00:13:23She has 80 feet of movement.
00:13:27Who are they here with?
00:13:28Morgan.
00:13:29Oh, God.
00:13:30She's gonna bring welcome home.
00:13:3180 feet, is that like a dash?
00:13:33That's a dash.
00:13:34So, she's using her action.
00:13:35She's using her action, which sucks.
00:13:36So, she has a lot of spells and shit she can do,
00:13:38but you see Morgan is going to fly up over this way.
00:13:43So, her.
00:13:44Leave her down there.
00:13:46You see Morgan drops Kena right here on top of it.
00:13:50Seeing the scorpion bear down on you,
00:13:53Kena looks down and says,
00:13:56nice spell, Kaz.
00:14:00I'm gonna enjoy this.
00:14:01And leaps and is gonna take her attacks.
00:14:05Oh my God, I'm gonna die, guys.
00:14:08Wait, just keep your head up.
00:14:11Should we start praying?
00:14:14How many hit points do you have left?
00:14:1512.
00:14:16You have 12 hit points left.
00:14:17What the fuck?
00:14:18You can't kill Troy at this stage in the fucking show.
00:14:22You came to the underworld.
00:14:23We're making content here.
00:14:25I'm giving some arc.
00:14:28I have done nothing but sacrifice everything I have.
00:14:32Not your Angela Bassett in Walk on Forever.
00:14:36My entire family, I have sacrificed everything.
00:14:44Kena's gonna make her attacks.
00:14:46First attack.
00:14:47I can't look.
00:14:49First attack.
00:14:50She's got three.
00:14:51First attack, a miss.
00:14:53Oh God.
00:14:55Yeah, something is a miss, I'm goddamn sure.
00:14:59Second attack is a natural one.
00:15:04Oh God, and Ren, you better speak faster, bitch.
00:15:08Yeah, speak up, speed up the speech, buddy.
00:15:11You know what?
00:15:13This is huge right here.
00:15:14So we're gonna roll Box of Doom.
00:15:16That's a magic trick, natural one.
00:15:19I would use that one.
00:15:21You guys are spotting all my tricks.
00:15:24So last one.
00:15:25She needs nines or higher to hit you on the die.
00:15:29She's missed twice.
00:15:31So she's due some luck, but eight or lower
00:15:36and it's a miss, she'll have missed
00:15:37all three of her attacks on you.
00:15:4116 hits.
00:15:42Now we're gonna roll damage.
00:15:44This is gonna tell me how much it's gonna be.
00:15:46So the rock is in front of me
00:15:49and then I see Kiki, she comes,
00:15:51she's spinning that thing.
00:15:52She wins the first one.
00:15:53I go to the left, she goes to the right.
00:15:55And she's spinning the skin, I go to the right,
00:15:56she goes to the left.
00:15:57And I'm doing a back roll.
00:15:59I'm gonna meet you in the middle.
00:16:01She adds plus four to this.
00:16:02So it's possible you'll still be up if she rolls low.
00:16:05She's rolling 2D6 plus four.
00:16:07You have 12 hit points left.
00:16:08She could knock you unconscious.
00:16:10If she doesn't have damage to knock you to zero hit points,
00:16:12you do not die right away.
00:16:14You fall to unconsciousness
00:16:16and you start to make death saving throws.
00:16:18We're gonna see how much damage she does.
00:16:22She deals 14 points of damage.
00:16:24Right at 12.
00:16:25She only had 12.
00:16:25Golly.
00:16:28So then she does the third.
00:16:30I do a back somersault into a split
00:16:32and she gets me right in the pussy.
00:16:34Right in the cycle of life.
00:16:37She got me right there.
00:16:40She, you see, even Kena goes, oh!
00:16:43As she just, I thought you were going left.
00:16:50And Kena leaps down.
00:16:52I'm not leaping.
00:16:54Troyanne falls zero hit points.
00:16:58With a pained vagina.
00:17:00I do not believe this.
00:17:03Can we, okay, well, can we, how can we help her?
00:17:06Can I, can I, when is my turn?
00:17:09Morgan and Kena have gone.
00:17:10That's the end of the round.
00:17:11Twyla, it's you once again.
00:17:12Can you help her?
00:17:13Okay, so I-
00:17:15So she's still here.
00:17:16Yes.
00:17:17Yes.
00:17:17I thought that I was gonna use my turn to cure myself,
00:17:21but I don't have that power, actually.
00:17:23I only have the power to heal the wounds of my allies.
00:17:27You can, yeah, you can heal whoever you want.
00:17:28Okay, I'm gonna heal you.
00:17:30Okay.
00:17:30Thank you.
00:17:31I think I need to heal her.
00:17:32I have to heal her.
00:17:33If you have the spell slots left,
00:17:35you used three and let me double check.
00:17:39You have four first-level spell slots.
00:17:40You have one spell slot left to do cure wounds,
00:17:42and you can absolutely do it to Troyann right now.
00:17:44I think I'm gonna, I have to.
00:17:46Let's do it, sis.
00:17:47I'm curing you, sis.
00:17:48Thank you, sis.
00:17:49But how much does she cure me?
00:17:50I have to roll for that.
00:17:51Roll one D8 and add four.
00:17:54Okay, this is the D8 right here, right?
00:17:56The diamonds.
00:17:57Mm-hmm.
00:17:57And like diamonds in the sky.
00:18:00Diamonds, diamonds.
00:18:02Okay.
00:18:03Troyann, this one's for you, bitch.
00:18:06Thank you, baby.
00:18:08What?
00:18:09Eight.
00:18:10Yes!
00:18:1112 hit points restored.
00:18:12I'm back to where I was at, girl.
00:18:14It's the circle of life.
00:18:17The circle of life is an oval.
00:18:19Incredible.
00:18:20So Twyla, sacrificing one of your greatest resources,
00:18:24which is distance and flight,
00:18:25because this is a touch range spell.
00:18:27You have to touch the person to do it.
00:18:29Describe your magic as you bring Troyann back
00:18:32from the brink of death.
00:18:33So I do this thing that I learned in dance school
00:18:35where I just go like this and I just, you know,
00:18:37I just kind of do little circles
00:18:39and then I do a little plie and then I jump up
00:18:41into the sky and then I said,
00:18:43sis, I got you.
00:18:46Fairy light, you smell jasmine.
00:18:50Incredible.
00:18:51And also, because you still have concentration on it,
00:18:53Catree can go.
00:18:54So what do you want Catree to do?
00:18:55Uh-oh.
00:18:56Buddy bear.
00:18:56Okay, buddy bear.
00:18:57Uh-oh, who?
00:18:58Fuck you.
00:18:59Well, yeah, well, maybe Catree can distract
00:19:01the scorpion thing.
00:19:02Distract?
00:19:03No, we want to kill Kiki.
00:19:04Can buddy bear move and then like-
00:19:07Yeah, buddy bear can do the same thing
00:19:08that regular people can do.
00:19:09Can I just say, the scorpion seems to be just attacking
00:19:12who's either nearby or who's upset him.
00:19:14Yeah, we need to just get away from the scorpion.
00:19:17Right.
00:19:18And he's just in the thick of it all.
00:19:19Or get him away from us.
00:19:19And the old, like the one that we're really like
00:19:22gunning after right now is Morgan, right?
00:19:25Because that's the only-
00:19:26Well, well, what's, well, Troy-
00:19:27You got Kiki.
00:19:28Kiki's right down there.
00:19:29Oh, I can't even see Kiki.
00:19:30Kiki's right there.
00:19:32Kiki's on the other side of the scorpion right here.
00:19:33I can't even stand up.
00:19:34She's right in front of Monet.
00:19:36She's right in front, and Monet is,
00:19:37you and I are like right at her.
00:19:39Wait, and actually-
00:19:40So Kiki is over halfway dead,
00:19:42but she is close to Monet.
00:19:42She's right here.
00:19:43A quarter dead.
00:19:44Okay, I am, all right, let's see.
00:19:47You need to like get these hoes out.
00:19:49Can the cat taunt the scorpion or something?
00:19:52I can, I can grapple.
00:19:54I can grapple one of them, right?
00:19:55Yeah, so the cat can definitely,
00:19:58with this elevated platform here,
00:19:59the cat can definitely make the leap to that platform.
00:20:02It could go there.
00:20:02It could try to distract the scorpion.
00:20:04It could try to grapple the scorpion.
00:20:05It could grapple or even attack Kina.
00:20:08Totally up to you.
00:20:08If it, I'm trying,
00:20:10I think there's something in the way,
00:20:11because I-
00:20:12There's nothing in the way.
00:20:13There's nothing in the way?
00:20:13I would ideally knock Kina off,
00:20:16because there is a push.
00:20:18I can shove. I'm in the way.
00:20:19Like I'm in front.
00:20:20But then that would knock you off.
00:20:21So unfortunately, Kina is one step removed from the edge.
00:20:24So a shove would only get her part of the way,
00:20:26but you could damage her if you wanted to.
00:20:28You could just have Katri like claw-
00:20:30How damaged is she right now?
00:20:32She's more than halfway there.
00:20:33She's bleeding. She's a little bloody.
00:20:34She's got 42 damage.
00:20:3642 is over half of her damage.
00:20:37Because after you, I get to go,
00:20:38because Kerwin is dead.
00:20:39So I get to go after Kerwin.
00:20:40I'm gonna, and Kiki still has the javelin
00:20:43that I sent her stuck right in that left titty.
00:20:45I want to pull that shit out and get her ass.
00:20:48Wait a minute.
00:20:49Can Buddybear cast a spell?
00:20:51Is that an act?
00:20:52Buddybear does not have any spells.
00:20:53He is a spell.
00:20:54So he doesn't have any magic of his own,
00:20:55but he can't, so he can attack.
00:20:57Okay.
00:20:58And he would actually have it,
00:20:58because he'd be next to you,
00:21:00he'd have advantage on the attack.
00:21:02Which means it would be stronger,
00:21:03and I could roll twice, right?
00:21:05You could roll twice and make the better roll.
00:21:06Absolutely.
00:21:07Okay, so I think we should,
00:21:12fuck.
00:21:13Grapple?
00:21:15Attack?
00:21:17Which one is the stronger one?
00:21:18Oh, you don't know.
00:21:19He would deal 1d8 plus six.
00:21:21He would attack at a plus seven attack bonus.
00:21:23So he's pretty tough.
00:21:25But he could also try to grapple or knock her prone
00:21:27so that Troyanne had advantage on her attacks as well.
00:21:31No, Troyanne, what do you think?
00:21:32Well, here's the thing,
00:21:33actually I'm thinking during my turn,
00:21:35this is gonna be,
00:21:36so I can only attack once in my turn,
00:21:37because I get to do it twice.
00:21:38I'm gonna use my potion to heal,
00:21:40and then attack, so.
00:21:41Okay, let me do the attack with the advantage.
00:21:43Yes, yeah, yeah.
00:21:44Because you're gonna heal.
00:21:45Good, go ahead and roll 2d20.
00:21:47So roll, yeah, roll your d20 twice.
00:21:49Okay.
00:21:50You know what?
00:21:52I don't know this one.
00:21:54Is this a d20 as well?
00:21:55Yeah.
00:21:56Can I do both?
00:21:57Yeah, and then you just pick the higher one.
00:21:58Yeah, absolutely.
00:22:00Five.
00:22:02Is the higher one?
00:22:03It's a three and a five.
00:22:04Five is the higher one?
00:22:04Okay, Catri leaps forward.
00:22:07And Kena surrounds herself with this spiral chain
00:22:11and shields herself from the claws of the cat.
00:22:14That is Catri's turn.
00:22:15Twilight, you have healed her.
00:22:17Kerwin is dead.
00:22:18Troyanne, it comes to you.
00:22:20To clarify, your action surge is used up.
00:22:23You made the javelin and texted it around.
00:22:25So you have to choose between
00:22:27trying to finish Kena off or taking that potion.
00:22:30You can't do both in the same round.
00:22:35Kena can hurt you, sis.
00:22:36Yeah, I need to heal.
00:22:38I need to heal.
00:22:39But couldn't she hurt,
00:22:42isn't Kena gonna do it right after you, though?
00:22:43It's a balance between how much you think you can heal
00:22:47versus how much damage you think Kena will do on her turn.
00:22:50Kena just, she goes, she is, the beat goes on with her.
00:22:53No matter how much we hit this hoe, she just doesn't.
00:22:55So we each have turns before her.
00:22:57Yeah, but I don't know, can you,
00:22:59oh yeah, you can see her.
00:23:01Yeah, just so you all know what I'm planning on doing,
00:23:04because they are all very close now.
00:23:06What I was gonna probably do is go over there
00:23:08and Thunderwave and scatter these people
00:23:10because they are near each other.
00:23:11So I was planning on going over there and being like.
00:23:13So I'll heal.
00:23:14Although she's in the air, I don't know if it's gonna,
00:23:15does it affect her?
00:23:16Fireball those hoes.
00:23:18I'll heal.
00:23:19I think I have to heal.
00:23:20I could fireball one more time.
00:23:21Cool, go ahead and 4d4 plus four.
00:23:25Four d4s.
00:23:27What's a four?
00:23:28Well, the d4, they would.
00:23:28It's not this tiny little, shady little dime.
00:23:32Oh, four.
00:23:33Four, great.
00:23:34Three more times.
00:23:36Two.
00:23:37Okay.
00:23:38With nails, the d4 is really special.
00:23:40It truly is.
00:23:42Four.
00:23:43Okay, that's 10 so far.
00:23:45You're killing it.
00:23:46Why can't I get the number at the top?
00:23:47Two.
00:23:48Two, that's 12 plus four is 16.
00:23:50You heal another 16.
00:23:51Wait, oh, plus four, okay.
00:23:53So I go up 16.
00:23:54So 16, so now you're at 28,
00:23:55which is way better than you were a moment ago.
00:23:58That's how old I am.
00:23:59Gertrude, that's gonna be your turn.
00:24:00Yeah, 28 year old Gertrude.
00:24:04Okay, so will Thunderwave hit her or is she too high?
00:24:09She's too high.
00:24:10So it's only gonna be people right next to you.
00:24:12And you have to get over to that other platform.
00:24:16Oh yeah, that's right.
00:24:16And I am not very, I don't have a lot of jumping powers.
00:24:20She's not known for her leaping prowess.
00:24:23So what I, okay, here's what I have.
00:24:25La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
00:24:27Okay, whoop.
00:24:29Okay, I have a Counterspell, which I wanna save.
00:24:32I feel like if she does something wild to me,
00:24:34I'm gonna need that Counterspell.
00:24:36So that's why I don't wanna use Fireball
00:24:37because if I use Fireball,
00:24:38then I cannot use Counterspell again.
00:24:39Work.
00:24:40I still have Thunderwave.
00:24:43You also do have Scorching Ray.
00:24:44You can cast Scorching Ray
00:24:45with your second level spell slots.
00:24:47You can cast, as long as you have available spell slots,
00:24:49you can cast that spell over and over again if you want.
00:24:51Oh, fierce.
00:24:52Okay, she's right near in front of you.
00:24:54Are her chains protecting her still?
00:24:56Yes, it looks like her chains are protecting her,
00:24:58but she is, you know, she's still wounded.
00:25:03Like you, it's not impossible to hit her.
00:25:05Yeah, we got her in a good spot.
00:25:06Yeah.
00:25:07I think we should, we should just go in
00:25:09for the fucking kill. Polish her off.
00:25:10All right, I wanna get a better shot.
00:25:12So I am gonna scoot over.
00:25:16Hell yeah.
00:25:17Here, so I can see her even better.
00:25:18Cool.
00:25:19Let me just turn you around.
00:25:20Right now you're just staring at the wall.
00:25:23It's like, oh shit, I'm not wearing my glasses.
00:25:25I can also avoid hitting the scorpion.
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:28And I'm going to use Scorching Ray.
00:25:31Cool.
00:25:32Obsessed with that name.
00:25:33Scorching Ray, I'm gonna do a little dot.
00:25:35I have now used two of those.
00:25:36And you're gonna wanna make three attacks.
00:25:38Three attacks, and this is with-
00:25:39D20.
00:25:40D20.
00:25:41And you're adding a nine each time.
00:25:43Roll three of these plus nine.
00:25:44And you're attacking who?
00:25:45Kiki.
00:25:46Kiki, cool.
00:25:47Go ahead and roll.
00:25:48Kiki, what a great guy.
00:25:49This is a nine.
00:25:53Nine plus nine is 18.
00:25:54That hits.
00:25:55This is a 14.
00:25:57Yes.
00:25:58That hits.
00:25:59And this one is a five.
00:26:02Five plus nine is 14.
00:26:04That does not hit.
00:26:05Okay, I got two hits.
00:26:06Go ahead, roll four six-sided die.
00:26:08Four six-sided die.
00:26:10Do you need some children?
00:26:11Yeah, let me get two kids.
00:26:12Let me get, I need one more kid.
00:26:14All right, here we go.
00:26:15Wait, no, I have to take a lap.
00:26:16Okay, there we go.
00:26:17I got it.
00:26:19I got a six.
00:26:20Yes.
00:26:21A five.
00:26:2111.
00:26:22Four.
00:26:23And two ones.
00:26:24Shit.
00:26:25Okay.
00:26:2613.
00:26:26Fire streaks from Gertrude's hands.
00:26:28Kena is hit.
00:26:30Stumbles back.
00:26:31You see the fear of death in her eyes.
00:26:34She is close.
00:26:36She is on death's door.
00:26:38How much damage did I do to her?
00:26:39You just did 13 damage to her.
00:26:4013.
00:26:41Yes.
00:26:42How much is she at?
00:26:43She's at 55.
00:26:45She has to be probably like 60, maybe.
00:26:47Well, she's not looking good.
00:26:49She is.
00:26:51Princess, that's going to be you.
00:26:52Princess, no, Princess, if you can, do it.
00:26:55Do you want me to?
00:26:56Or do you want to?
00:26:57Because maybe I can punch this guy.
00:27:00Oh, yeah.
00:27:01I mean, I'm not gonna presume her gender.
00:27:03There.
00:27:05Can I punch someone who's flying?
00:27:07Well, I think that she has another move.
00:27:09Okay, I think you have to get over there.
00:27:11And she has another move before Monet has a move.
00:27:14Is that correct?
00:27:15Yes.
00:27:17So coming up next, so Princess,
00:27:21all of your enemies are going to go after your turn.
00:27:25So every one of your foes has a turn,
00:27:27and then you will all act again.
00:27:29We should get Kiki,
00:27:30because there's a possibility for us,
00:27:32I'm sorry, to knock her out,
00:27:33so we'll have less foes, I think.
00:27:36Okay.
00:27:37Does that make sense,
00:27:38or am I not playing this game right?
00:27:39No, no, I don't think any of us know what we're doing.
00:27:41Yeah.
00:27:42You're doing great.
00:27:43I have no idea what I'm doing, ladies.
00:27:44So we take Kiki out.
00:27:45What can you get to Kiki?
00:27:46I mean, you're almost over there.
00:27:48Yeah.
00:27:49How's she gonna do that?
00:27:50No, she moves like 60.
00:27:51Oh yeah, she's fast.
00:27:52And she's strong too,
00:27:53so I think the strength is probably gonna be something
00:27:55that is necessary.
00:27:56And then we can all gang up on this fucking Scottish bitch.
00:27:59Morgan.
00:28:00Morgan, yes, absolutely.
00:28:01If I can attack Kiki, then yeah, I'd like to do that.
00:28:06Hell yeah.
00:28:06You can leap down right into the mix and make your attacks.
00:28:10Go ahead, give me athletics check.
00:28:11You're gonna do that with advantage.
00:28:12This is just to avoid the falling damage.
00:28:16Athletiques.
00:28:17Athletiques, as they say.
00:28:18Not this.
00:28:20A 14 plus eight.
00:28:2222, hell yeah.
00:28:23You avoid it.
00:28:25Leap down next to Catree,
00:28:26or you can leap right in front of her if you want.
00:28:28Do you wanna get in between her and your friends here?
00:28:30Yeah.
00:28:31Act as a shield.
00:28:32Cool.
00:28:33Princess.
00:28:33That's princess style.
00:28:35Princess's style.
00:28:35You leap right there.
00:28:38You can go ahead and make three attacks against Kina.
00:28:40Yes.
00:28:41Oh, she's done.
00:28:42Do I roll a D20?
00:28:43Roll a D20.
00:28:44She is fucking done.
00:28:45I know, that was stressful.
00:28:47Seven.
00:28:48And that's seven.
00:28:49Do I add something?
00:28:50You're gonna add nine to that,
00:28:51so that's gonna be a hit.
00:28:53Okay.
00:28:5416, and that 16 just hits Kina.
00:28:56That's her armor class.
00:28:56Nothing lower than that.
00:28:57Yeah, we can't get anything, no 15s.
00:28:59Two.
00:29:00I said nothing lower than that.
00:29:02Oh, now I get what you mean.
00:29:03Oh, I see, okay.
00:29:07Six.
00:29:09Okay, you hit once.
00:29:11You hit once.
00:29:12Dorothy.
00:29:13Dorothy.
00:29:14Hold on, one.
00:29:15Fuck, dude.
00:29:17So, I'm gonna write a number down.
00:29:19And we gotta guess the number?
00:29:20No, no, no.
00:29:21I think we get the right number to hit.
00:29:22So, you're gonna roll one D12,
00:29:25and you're going to add eight to it.
00:29:27I have written down on a piece of paper
00:29:30how many hit points Kina has left.
00:29:34So, roll your D12, and you tell me.
00:29:39That is a nine plus eight.
00:29:4217.
00:29:44And she has?
00:29:4516 hit points left.
00:29:47Oh, baby, there it is.
00:29:52There you go.
00:29:54Alaska, describe for me what happens
00:29:56as you leap in between Troyann and Kina.
00:29:59Princess jumps down into the fray.
00:30:01She jumps in front of her friends to protect them,
00:30:04and she raises her axe and goes,
00:30:07and then she turns around to Troyann,
00:30:09and she's like, do you want me to do this?
00:30:10Are you sure?
00:30:11Do it.
00:30:11Okay, okay.
00:30:14Right into her head.
00:30:15Boom!
00:30:18I love that the broken English orc is just a bitch she does.
00:30:20She talks everything fine.
00:30:21It's just a bitch she does.
00:30:24It's just a bitch.
00:30:25It's cover, it's cover, it's cover.
00:30:28The splatter of blood as one who had come here
00:30:32to hunt you down, a traitor in your midst,
00:30:35someone dedicated to this cause
00:30:38of preserving this immortality,
00:30:40a rot at the heart of Everdeep.
00:30:42Kina, cousin KK, Kiki, boom!
00:30:45Chain links explode as the chain is split in midair,
00:30:51and Kina of Everdeep falls before you.
00:30:55You have defeated three of your four enemies,
00:30:59if you're not counting the big scorpion guy.
00:31:03Yeah, now he's just zoning in on us more,
00:31:04because she's up in the air, and we're all in the area.
00:31:08And what is she doing?
00:31:09Just watching?
00:31:09She's just enjoying.
00:31:10She's not an enemy.
00:31:12She's just watching this on TV.
00:31:14Just watching this on TV.
00:31:15Okay, scorpion's gonna go.
00:31:18That is a miss on princess.
00:31:22It's a miss on Troy-Anne.
00:31:24Jesus.
00:31:26Nope, not the mouth cover.
00:31:28Not the mouth cover.
00:31:30That is a crit on Cat-Tree.
00:31:34Critical nat 20 on Cat-Tree.
00:31:36I thought he couldn't die.
00:31:38Oh, he can very much.
00:31:39But he lives forever, he's a spell.
00:31:41But he might be dispelled.
00:31:44So.
00:31:44He just vanishes.
00:31:46That is.
00:31:47I wanted him to live forever.
00:31:48He just vanished, he's not dead.
00:31:49He just gone.
00:31:50Okay, I hope he doesn't die.
00:31:52Rains down 24 points of damage,
00:31:55leaving Buddy Bear with six hit points left.
00:31:58Buddy Bear is still up.
00:32:00Again, he's not dying, he just goes away.
00:32:03He's not.
00:32:04Buddy Bear turns around, and with that,
00:32:07Alacrinos is done.
00:32:08Morgan is going to fly over all of you.
00:32:12And unfortunately, Kena was the only thing
00:32:17keeping her from going all out.
00:32:20Which is what she's gonna do now.
00:32:21She's with a rage on us.
00:32:22She's gonna do some magic shit.
00:32:25Looking at all of you, she takes her hands.
00:32:30The scorching power of the light of the ever-gazing sun.
00:32:34And you see a cone of burning light originate in her hand.
00:32:38She's going to cast a cone of searing light
00:32:41on all of you.
00:32:42Powerful spell erupting from the tip of her spear.
00:32:46She's gonna cast it on everybody.
00:32:49Including a scorpion dude.
00:32:51Including scorpion dude.
00:32:55So like a cone is like one of those clear things.
00:32:58We're gonna see what her range is.
00:32:59Oh, that's a lot of.
00:33:01Oh my god.
00:33:02I'm in the clear.
00:33:03Am I in the clear?
00:33:04You're in the clear.
00:33:06She's gonna Dragon Ball Z us.
00:33:08The whole audience is gonna shatter.
00:33:11Okay.
00:33:11You're just so comfortable.
00:33:13Just watching from afar, enjoying yourself.
00:33:15I'm fighting.
00:33:16Incredible.
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:20She is going to.
00:33:23Seems uncomfortable.
00:33:24A tremendous amount of damage incoming from this spell.
00:33:29Oh, tremendous.
00:33:31I don't have a tremendous amount of health.
00:33:33So here we go.
00:33:37I will ask this time if there.
00:33:41What's that?
00:33:42I'm just, I'm just waiting.
00:33:43Just waiting.
00:33:50Oh, come.
00:33:50Don't do that face.
00:33:51I'm gonna need constitution saving throws
00:33:54from Twyla, Princess, and Tryan.
00:33:57Constitution.
00:33:58So what's my constitution?
00:34:00Ooh, okay.
00:34:01I'm so serious.
00:34:03Constitution.
00:34:04You have above eight.
00:34:07And it's a D24, right?
00:34:08Oh, bitch, I'm good.
00:34:09What do you have?
00:34:10I have a 17 plus six.
00:34:1323.
00:34:1423?
00:34:15Okay, amazing.
00:34:19Seven plus two.
00:34:20I have a nine.
00:34:21Okay.
00:34:22I have a 17 plus seven.
00:34:24Okay.
00:34:25Twyla.
00:34:26So you both make the save.
00:34:28Twyla, you do not.
00:34:3033 points of radiant damage.
00:34:34I think I'm dead.
00:34:34No, you have 44 points.
00:34:37Yeah, you've taken some damage already.
00:34:38So I'm gone.
00:34:40Is she gone?
00:34:41Tell us what's happening.
00:34:42Are you keeping track of your hit points?
00:34:44I think I literally only had like 14 left.
00:34:46Tell us what's going on.
00:34:47You think, bitch?
00:34:48Tell us.
00:34:49No.
00:34:50I believe you had 16 left.
00:34:51So 33 is enough to drop you to zero.
00:34:56But do you have your potion still?
00:34:57I don't have a potion.
00:35:00Do you have a Strength of the Grave?
00:35:02Twyla does not have a Strength of the Grave.
00:35:03Only you do, bitch.
00:35:04I'm going to use Counterspell.
00:35:07Ooh!
00:35:08I'm gonna cast it over there.
00:35:09I can do it during her turn.
00:35:11So I'm throwing Casting Spell.
00:35:13I'm glad I'm over here now.
00:35:15I throw Casting Spell.
00:35:16You just get so much.
00:35:18You jump on top of the cage.
00:35:19I don't know if I can do that.
00:35:21You are the storm of the underworld.
00:35:24Okay.
00:35:25By the powers of the Serengeti.
00:35:29For the winds of the four corners of the earth.
00:35:32So it still could potentially go through.
00:35:35It comes down to a die roll
00:35:36because she's casting a high level spell.
00:35:38So you need to hit,
00:35:40and we're gonna, this is definitely Box of Doom.
00:35:41You're about to, if this works,
00:35:43the DC for her is 15.
00:35:45You're adding your Charisma, which is plus five.
00:35:47So you need a 10 or higher on a 20-sided die.
00:35:51My turn was eight.
00:35:52Oh, no, that's your saving throw.
00:35:53This is a raw Charisma check.
00:35:55Rag me.
00:35:56Plus five.
00:35:57Plus five.
00:35:58So you need a 10 or higher.
00:35:5910 or higher.
00:36:00It's a 50-50.
00:36:0150-50.
00:36:02It's a 50-50.
00:36:06Two.
00:36:07Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:36:09Well, Gertie, you tried.
00:36:11Did I waste my counter?
00:36:12Yes, you did.
00:36:13I did.
00:36:14You know what?
00:36:14We're not, all's not lost.
00:36:15Let me make a little mark here.
00:36:17All's not lost.
00:36:18All's not lost.
00:36:19Oh, wait.
00:36:20Yeah.
00:36:21I have done my deep bank of Concealing Fog
00:36:25to cover us so that the swing might have missed.
00:36:33I'll say this.
00:36:34If you want to forestall your next turn
00:36:39to aid in a little bit of magic,
00:36:41I'll allow one reroll.
00:36:44Does that seem worth it to you?
00:36:45So then I won't be able to attack next round?
00:36:47You won't be able to attack next round,
00:36:48but you'll be-
00:36:49You're offering help,
00:36:50but I can save all of you from this hit.
00:36:51Yeah, let's do it.
00:36:54How much damage is this hit doing to everyone?
00:36:56We admit-
00:36:5633.
00:36:57Oh, it's just-
00:36:58Yeah, well, it deals half damage to you still.
00:36:59So it's still 16 to each of you.
00:37:01If it counters, it misses us completely.
00:37:02Misses you completely.
00:37:03Okay, okay.
00:37:04That's right.
00:37:05Come on, Gertie.
00:37:06Here's a reroll.
00:37:06Okay, touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it.
00:37:09Come on, Gertie.
00:37:10Touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it.
00:37:13What is it?
00:37:14Nat 20.
00:37:14Yeah!
00:37:15What?
00:37:16What?
00:37:17What?
00:37:18What?
00:37:19What?
00:37:19What?
00:37:20What?
00:37:21I'm sorry.
00:37:23That was so well of me.
00:37:26I'm gonna say, with the power of that,
00:37:28you see, as this counterspell goes up,
00:37:31the anxiety, you can feel it creeping back in.
00:37:34Mist from the ocean, Troyann,
00:37:36looking across, thinking of the journey all the way
00:37:39to Greeley, to the underworld, to Hollowgrave,
00:37:42here to the heart of death itself.
00:37:44On a nat 20, not only is all that damage prevented,
00:37:48Morgan takes half the damage of the spell herself.
00:37:52Okay, so in this moment, Gertrude sees the spell
00:37:55and it's almost like everything's moving in slow motion,
00:38:00and then she takes her hand like this,
00:38:03and she takes her hand like this,
00:38:04and she goes, I saw someone else do this,
00:38:06and it worked for them.
00:38:07Then she bounces her hands up,
00:38:09and she goes,
00:38:10Mama say, mama say, mama ma ma Ku Sa,
00:38:12Mama say, mama say, mama ma ma Ku Sa,
00:38:14Mama say, mama say, mama ma ma Ku Sa,
00:38:16and tries to intercept the spell,
00:38:18and it works.
00:38:20Whoo, and then it blasts back,
00:38:22and it hits this bitch.
00:38:23Yeah.
00:38:25With just that, you see the light scorching
00:38:28over her own face.
00:38:29She looks horrified.
00:38:31She looks back at Death's door.
00:38:32How much damage did we just do to her?
00:38:33She just took 16 damage herself.
00:38:36And again, this is not happening on Gertrude's turn.
00:38:38This is something you did on her turn.
00:38:39So her turn, not only does the spell not work,
00:38:41her turn's over.
00:38:42That's all she does.
00:38:44She took 58 damage now.
00:38:45So now Twyla.
00:38:46Twyla, that is you.
00:38:48It is your turn once again.
00:38:50I'm gonna reroll.
00:38:51Okay, Twyla.
00:38:54I have 16.
00:38:55I love the four dragons trying to touch hands.
00:38:57We're all like, but don't do my nail.
00:38:58Okay, where am I?
00:39:02You're right here in front of the rock.
00:39:04But three of your four foes are dead
00:39:06and Morgan looks incredibly wounded.
00:39:09Okay.
00:39:10Do you need to go up there in her level?
00:39:10Can you magic attack her?
00:39:12I-
00:39:13You should go up to her level too, I think.
00:39:14Yeah, I can fly up.
00:39:15I can move up to 30 feet and fly up.
00:39:17And then there is-
00:39:19Move him back.
00:39:21Buddy Bear's fine, right?
00:39:22Buddy Bear's fine, yeah.
00:39:23The spell was canceled.
00:39:24Everything's good.
00:39:25So Buddy Bear can assist me.
00:39:28If you want Buddy Bear to give you the help action,
00:39:29yeah, he can just come and assist you
00:39:30if you want to launch a ranged attack against her.
00:39:33Because the attack that I can do,
00:39:37that is my strongest weapon is the longbow, right?
00:39:40And what is the range attack for me?
00:39:43Is a plus 11 to hit.
00:39:47I think I should do that.
00:39:48I think that's the best thing.
00:39:50I think that's the best thing for this right now.
00:39:51And Buddy Bear's gonna come and give you the help action
00:39:53so you'll roll with advantage.
00:39:54Let's do that.
00:39:55Okay.
00:39:56I think that doubles it up.
00:39:57He leaves.
00:39:58And you're going 30 feet up, correct?
00:40:00Yeah, that's the most I can go without-
00:40:02Yeah, I think that's the right move, absolutely.
00:40:04Absolutely, okay.
00:40:05Well, going up counts as a-
00:40:07Yeah, as movement, yeah.
00:40:08Flying means you move in three directions.
00:40:10So, I love this mini so much.
00:40:12Twyla.
00:40:13Can I go like diagonal towards?
00:40:15Yeah, you wanna get closer to her?
00:40:17I feel like I should,
00:40:18because she's very weak already.
00:40:20And then if I'm closer, Buddy Bear comes up.
00:40:22Buddy Bear is, the closer we are together,
00:40:25he's stronger, right, if he's helping me?
00:40:27Or is that only when he does it himself?
00:40:28He's gonna stay land-bound.
00:40:30Okay.
00:40:31But he can help you on the ground before you take off.
00:40:33Buddy Bear comes over to you and-
00:40:37Honey and jasmine and magic wraps around you.
00:40:40You have the help action from Buddy Bear.
00:40:43As he gives a little cat-like kiss to you.
00:40:45And go ahead and roll your two attacks
00:40:48with advantage.
00:40:49Okay, two attacks.
00:40:50That's this one, right?
00:40:51Yeah, that's that one right there.
00:40:52And you can roll your other d20 too,
00:40:53if you wanna roll them.
00:40:54You know, the last time-
00:40:55That didn't work out.
00:40:56I love it, I love it.
00:40:57Okay, so we're in the end.
00:40:58That seems like she ate it.
00:40:59Okay.
00:41:00That is a three.
00:41:03But you're rolling with advantage.
00:41:04So, roll again and take the better.
00:41:04So, next I'm gonna slap.
00:41:06Should I slap her so she slaps?
00:41:07Yeah, slap me.
00:41:09You can.
00:41:10One, hit me.
00:41:11For real.
00:41:12This way.
00:41:12One, two, three.
00:41:15Four.
00:41:17All right.
00:41:18It really worked.
00:41:19It was a soft slap.
00:41:20It was a really soft slap.
00:41:22So, you're adding 11 to that.
00:41:24Okay, so 15.
00:41:2515 does not hit.
00:41:26You have a second attack.
00:41:27You're rolling this with advantage as well.
00:41:29Go ahead and roll your second longbow attack.
00:41:30We're also all gonna hit it.
00:41:31We all have round ones.
00:41:32Not me, I give up my thing to Yasha.
00:41:34Oh, that's right.
00:41:34Well, we got something.
00:41:35Two, that's 20!
00:41:36Ah!
00:41:37Ah!
00:41:38Ah!
00:41:39Ah!
00:41:39Ah!
00:41:40Ah!
00:41:41Oh, that was so straight.
00:41:43Ah!
00:41:44Ah!
00:41:45Yeah!
00:41:45Ah!
00:41:46Okay, sorry.
00:41:48Fly in a bear!
00:41:48Ah!
00:41:49I feel like I'm in a frat.
00:41:51I think this is exactly what a frat is.
00:41:53Dressing up in heels and makeup and playing, yeah.
00:41:56Yeah.
00:41:57Okay, I'm so sorry about that.
00:41:57That was really out of character.
00:41:58No, I understand.
00:42:00When the spirit moves you, what can you do?
00:42:02So, I'm gonna need you to roll 2d8 and add six to it.
00:42:07You don't wanna do two at a time.
00:42:08You know what?
00:42:09You've been really good luck.
00:42:11Okay, poor am I.
00:42:12Is this the, is this?
00:42:13It's the d8.
00:42:14No, it's the d10, sorry.
00:42:15She's been good luck.
00:42:16She made you roll a four.
00:42:17You know what?
00:42:18Take one of mine, take one of mine.
00:42:19Take one of hers, take one of hers.
00:42:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:20Yeah.
00:42:21Actually, can I get yours?
00:42:22I'll roll yours and hers.
00:42:23D8?
00:42:24Yeah.
00:42:25Yeah, mommy.
00:42:26Yeah, this is nice.
00:42:27Okay.
00:42:28Okay.
00:42:30I don't know what that is.
00:42:31I didn't see it.
00:42:31It's an eight.
00:42:32That's an eight.
00:42:33It's an eight.
00:42:34Oh, shit.
00:42:35That's a five.
00:42:36Okay.
00:42:3613 plus six.
00:42:3719.
00:42:3819.
00:42:39It is.
00:42:40How many does she have?
00:42:4213.
00:42:43Yeah!
00:42:44Incredible!
00:42:45We have a winner!
00:42:46What?
00:42:47We still have Mr. Scorpion.
00:42:48But Mr. Scorpion is not gonna win.
00:42:49We don't know what he's up to.
00:42:51Twyla, describe what happens as you fly up
00:42:55towards this burning angel inquisitor overhead.
00:42:58As the counter spell still scorches her skin,
00:43:02your first arrow flies wide.
00:43:03She swats it out of the way with her spear.
00:43:06Your second arrow strikes true.
00:43:07Tell me what happened.
00:43:08My second arrow.
00:43:09I do this thing where I pump my chest up
00:43:12and then I go like this.
00:43:14And then I say, you ready, bitch?
00:43:16Cause I'm about to get you.
00:43:18Arrgh!
00:43:19Meow!
00:43:19Arrgh!
00:43:20Arrgh!
00:43:21Arrgh!
00:43:22There it is.
00:43:23Arrgh!
00:43:24Boom!
00:43:27No, I'm not ready for the light.
00:43:30And you see where the arrow strikes,
00:43:32her light moves and her entire body
00:43:37bursts into light.
00:43:38She scatters.
00:43:39It's like the end of Hocus Pocus.
00:43:41Yes.
00:43:41And vanishes.
00:43:45As she vanishes, you hear from the throne.
00:43:49Oh my gosh.
00:43:50I've seen enough.
00:43:55Oh.
00:43:56What is it?
00:43:57What is it?
00:43:58What is it?
00:43:59What is it?
00:44:00A live animal?
00:44:00Oh.
00:44:01What is it?
00:44:02What is it?
00:44:03What's she doing now?
00:44:04Oh.
00:44:05She steps forward.
00:44:05Oh.
00:44:06Oh god.
00:44:07Oh, she's fierce.
00:44:08We don't know what she's gonna do.
00:44:09Girl, she's in attack mode.
00:44:10What do you think?
00:44:11Let's just not assume.
00:44:12She looks and says,
00:44:15I've seen enough.
00:44:18Alacrinos!
00:44:21Come back over here.
00:44:22Oh.
00:44:24Scorpion turns to rejoin her.
00:44:28And correct me if I'm wrong,
00:44:30nobody here ever attacked the scorpion.
00:44:32We decided not to.
00:44:33We never hit him.
00:44:34Yeah, because you were like, don't.
00:44:35So you never made an enemy.
00:44:36Well chosen, heroes.
00:44:38Good choice, ladies.
00:44:40I think it even protected the scorpion at one point.
00:44:42I believe you did, yes.
00:44:44That's true.
00:44:45She looks at all of you and says,
00:44:49four heroes,
00:44:51four foes,
00:44:53all four defeated.
00:44:56And I believe, as a woman of my word,
00:44:59I said four wishes.
00:45:02Heroes of the underworld,
00:45:03you are victorious!
00:45:05Yes!
00:45:07Incredible.
00:45:08Oh my god.
00:45:11We leave combat.
00:45:12You have defeated all of your enemies.
00:45:14Amazing job.
00:45:15What an incredible, incredible combat.
00:45:18You all now behold here in this place.
00:45:22The light shifts, light comes back up.
00:45:24And as you're looking here,
00:45:27Gertrude, give me an insight check with advantage
00:45:29if you'd be so kind.
00:45:30Okay, I'm getting an 11.
00:45:33Okay.
00:45:35And a 14.
00:45:3614, and do you add your insight to that?
00:45:37My insight is plus two, so that's 16.
00:45:3916.
00:45:40You step forward.
00:45:42You see Fenara, goddess of the underworld.
00:45:46I must say,
00:45:48I was wildly entertained.
00:45:53You are exceptional heroes
00:45:56to have come and braved this place.
00:45:59Very few would think to enter the underworld
00:46:03in the temple of a goddess whose name is forgotten.
00:46:07And here, Gertrude, you see this.
00:46:10And actually, I think Troyenne, you recognize this too
00:46:14because you saw it in Gertrude.
00:46:16You see a deep sadness.
00:46:21It is my lot to reign here eternally.
00:46:26She has to.
00:46:28Unchanging.
00:46:29And I think, Gertrude, you see a sadness
00:46:31that you know all too well
00:46:33of someone who cannot,
00:46:37or believes that she cannot change,
00:46:39that this is her life forever.
00:46:45The wishes are yours.
00:46:46You have won them through strength of arms
00:46:49and magical prowess.
00:46:52I hope you take them and return
00:46:54to whatever life you lead
00:46:57and that it brings you some small joy.
00:46:59Very well.
00:47:03For what do you wish?
00:47:06Let's do one of our huddles.
00:47:08Oh, there's a huddle?
00:47:09Okay.
00:47:10I have a quick wish.
00:47:12Okay, so I think we can just walk out of here now
00:47:16because we got the head honcho is on our side.
00:47:19And I think she was entertaining.
00:47:20I think it was the one-liners.
00:47:21I think it was the Merry Christmas that really got her.
00:47:23She really liked it.
00:47:24I saw her kind of go,
00:47:26I saw when you said she went,
00:47:27she did one of these.
00:47:28She did.
00:47:29She broke character for a second.
00:47:30Yeah, she did.
00:47:31So, okay, this might be crazy.
00:47:34So I feel like I'm doing fine.
00:47:35I haven't been trapped under a thing in a long time.
00:47:38Maybe she, okay, I don't know who put this curse on her.
00:47:40This might not work at all.
00:47:41I'm just spitballing here.
00:47:42Cause she did something for us.
00:47:45What if I gave her my vial
00:47:47and she broke her own curse?
00:47:48Cause she's sad.
00:47:50Like she wants something,
00:47:51but she seems-
00:47:52But then she wouldn't break your curse.
00:47:54She seems so noble that she's not asking for,
00:47:55she seems so noble that she's not asking for anything,
00:47:58but she also seems trapped here.
00:47:59So maybe that wouldn't work.
00:48:00I don't know.
00:48:01I don't know.
00:48:01I'm just throwing that out there.
00:48:02I mean, if you want to stay immortal,
00:48:05cause you don't care,
00:48:05cause you haven't been trapped and drowning
00:48:07for 1,300 years in a long time.
00:48:09Maybe this isn't the only vial.
00:48:10Didn't we just win this?
00:48:11We did.
00:48:12We did, but I'm saying,
00:48:13maybe this isn't the only vial like this in the world.
00:48:16Well, where would you get a second one from?
00:48:17Well, I'm trying to go back upstairs
00:48:18so I can plant this seed.
00:48:20Yeah.
00:48:21So I'm just wondering, I don't know if I should,
00:48:22it seems like she is longing for something
00:48:24and we can, it feels like a Snow White moment.
00:48:27I mean, give her your vial then
00:48:29and just keep immortality.
00:48:29And you know what?
00:48:30You won't break your curse.
00:48:32Or I'll just try to break it in another way another day.
00:48:34You know what?
00:48:34We're all friends now.
00:48:35We can travel the world trying to find you another vial.
00:48:38I'm down.
00:48:39I think we have to come back.
00:48:40Not down here.
00:48:41I think there's one in heaven.
00:48:42Yeah, go last or center.
00:48:44Also, we don't even know this.
00:48:46Mine ain't even works.
00:48:46We should just go over there and just kind of pitch it.
00:48:48This is our world.
00:48:49I'll go last.
00:48:50You all go first and I'll think this through.
00:48:52Okay.
00:48:53You approach the dais.
00:48:54You see that as you sort of walk over, Alacridos goes,
00:48:56By the way, I'm sorry about stabbing you
00:48:59with my poison stinger earlier.
00:49:01I, you know, I just, I get a little frisky up in the mix.
00:49:08I'm gonna go over to the mess hall and grab a bite to eat.
00:49:09And you see he turns around.
00:49:11Alacridos heads off to give you some privacy.
00:49:14He's in a rage to it.
00:49:16So Thanara looks and says,
00:49:19I know that there are wishes here.
00:49:21You spoke them as you entered this hall.
00:49:24For what do you wish and what boon might I grant you?
00:49:29I would like.
00:49:30Sorry.
00:49:31I would like.
00:49:32No, no, no.
00:49:38The whole time.
00:49:38The whole time?
00:49:39Yeah, she's like a laryngitis or something.
00:49:42I had a recall in my mind.
00:49:42A bronchitis.
00:49:43Oh, you did?
00:49:44Even after that tea?
00:49:46It would have changed everything, yeah.
00:49:48It was a cold brew, it was a cold brew tea.
00:49:50So I was wondering, if it's not too much to ask,
00:49:54could you restore life to my entire family lineage
00:49:58except for that one guy?
00:50:00Be specific, yeah, you gotta be specific.
00:50:01Not that guy.
00:50:02Just because they were wrongfully
00:50:04like extinguished before their time.
00:50:12She closes her eyes and you see, she says,
00:50:20to return even one soul to the living
00:50:25is quite a feat, an entire bloodline.
00:50:29What a miracle you asked for.
00:50:33But you straight up split that lady's head in half
00:50:37and that was wild to watch.
00:50:40I can make it happen.
00:50:42And you, rising up from the void, suddenly,
00:50:46you are surrounded by smoke, mist, vapor,
00:50:48and suddenly, hands, hands reaching out,
00:50:50hands holding you, embracing,
00:50:53and suddenly, you hear, my daughter, my daughter,
00:51:00my sweet daughter.
00:51:01It's a family bit.
00:51:02No, we all caught it around the same time.
00:51:05It's a bug, it's a bug.
00:51:08We're all highly allergic to cedar.
00:51:10Hi, I'm Ronarion Fohammer, my daughter Princess,
00:51:13a hero of the underworld, can you believe it?
00:51:15Hey, dog.
00:51:16Hi, dog.
00:51:18Your family guy is around and kisses you on the cheek.
00:51:20You are reunited with the Fohammers once more.
00:51:24Thenara looks and says, I let souls go only very dearly.
00:51:29I wish you joy for the time you have together now.
00:51:33Thank you.
00:51:35You see your mother leans in and says,
00:51:37you know such famous people now.
00:51:39I know, I know.
00:51:40Can I have a hug, bro?
00:51:43Thenara turns her gaze to the rest.
00:51:47Yeah, Troyanne, Twyla, Gertrude.
00:51:50Hi.
00:51:52Thenara turns to look at Troyanne.
00:51:56Queen Thenara, after working for my mother
00:51:59and finding out the deceit of her ways,
00:52:03I truly would come here, and I would like to wish
00:52:06for you to bring my father back.
00:52:08What?
00:52:10That's what she wishes.
00:52:11She didn't stutter. I said what I said.
00:52:12Wow. Twyla.
00:52:14She didn't stutter.
00:52:15Not the innocent people you killed?
00:52:16You see that she, you see that she says,
00:52:20of course, she, all you see is this beautiful elven man
00:52:29appear before you.
00:52:31He looks, oh sugar, and goes and hugs you.
00:52:38I'm so sorry.
00:52:40I made that deal so fast.
00:52:43I didn't think to get messaged to you first,
00:52:47to just vanish from the world.
00:52:48It was not fair.
00:52:49You were so young.
00:52:51We only had 75 years together.
00:52:54I love you.
00:52:56I love you too, father.
00:52:57Now let's take down Weather.
00:53:00I say hell yeah to that.
00:53:02That part, too.
00:53:03And we'll see you on season two.
00:53:05And that's how you secure a franchise.
00:53:08She wanted a spin off.
00:53:12She wanted not a spin off.
00:53:14A spin off, I love it.
00:53:15But it's gonna be back with three different queens.
00:53:19Troy Angela.
00:53:21You see, he says, we got our work cut out for us.
00:53:24And Nira, she wants to live forever.
00:53:28And if she does, there's a lot of souls
00:53:31she's put in this place and we put in there for her.
00:53:35We gotta do something about it.
00:53:38Be an honor to fight by your side, sweetheart.
00:53:41You too, father.
00:53:41Manoli Colana.
00:53:42Manoli Colana.
00:53:45You see that he smiles and Thanara,
00:53:48you see there's a pain in Thanara's eyes
00:53:50as she looks down at that and she turns over
00:53:54to Gertrude and Twyla.
00:53:59How touching.
00:54:00You haven't gone yet?
00:54:02You should go last.
00:54:03Okay, I'll go last.
00:54:03You should, because you're still gonna do that thing.
00:54:05Yeah, I'm gonna do the thing that we did.
00:54:06Okay, so can I do something?
00:54:08Yeah, absolutely.
00:54:09Am I talking to Thanara right now?
00:54:13This 18-foot woman turns and looks behind her
00:54:15and says, yeah, for sure, yeah.
00:54:20Don't move Thanara.
00:54:22Maybe she flies near her or something.
00:54:24I feel like we're all getting an audience.
00:54:25Yeah, go ahead and move your mini.
00:54:26Yeah, I was gonna have to scream across the way,
00:54:28like, hey, just give me a second, I'll be there.
00:54:30I was thinking.
00:54:31Yeah, get me over there somewhere, why don't you?
00:54:34When we started this,
00:54:38when we started this expedition, right,
00:54:41is what we'll call it together,
00:54:45we didn't really know each other that well
00:54:47and we became really close and we became family, I believe.
00:54:52I came in here telling you that I was gonna ask you
00:54:55to restore the dead to life of the Fae people
00:55:00and I still would like that to happen,
00:55:01but if at all possible,
00:55:04if you could help remove Gertrude's curse as well,
00:55:10I think that would be a really kind gesture
00:55:13for the Fae people and for my new sister.
00:55:19Please.
00:55:20Sorry to get a little emotional in real life.
00:55:24She looks and says,
00:55:27what a truly selfless act.
00:55:32A tear streaks from her face.
00:55:36Noble soul.
00:55:40Your wish is granted.
00:55:41And she goes, before you do,
00:55:44she goes, before you do, before you do,
00:55:48and then she, it takes a long time,
00:55:51she's got tiny little legs, she waltz over,
00:55:54she wants to get really close to this lady.
00:55:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:55:57Oh, but it doesn't get a lot of people.
00:55:57She actually goes to go take a seat on her throne
00:56:00and you can all gather right before her throne.
00:56:01Oh, awesome.
00:56:02We'll do Wizard of Oz time.
00:56:03She goes to get right in front of her.
00:56:05And for whatever reason, it is,
00:56:06Pile is extra, so she's just gonna hover the whole time.
00:56:09Perfect.
00:56:10Okay, she goes, before you do,
00:56:12cause this is crazy,
00:56:13cause now I'm realizing that I'm gonna get
00:56:15my curse release regardless.
00:56:17Right.
00:56:17And then I'm gonna, okay.
00:56:20Okay.
00:56:20That was a great move.
00:56:22Jeez, that was really good.
00:56:24Come on, sister.
00:56:24You better fucking work.
00:56:25Okay.
00:56:26I didn't know it was coming.
00:56:27I didn't either.
00:56:30So, okay.
00:56:32So Gertrude is standing in front of this giant woman.
00:56:37She is quite terrified again,
00:56:40but now the shaking is down to just her toes.
00:56:43So you probably, nobody probably see it.
00:56:44Then ours probably has an idea,
00:56:45but she's really kind of like got her head strong.
00:56:47And then she goes, this is all I've ever wanted
00:56:50in my entire life, which has been a very long life.
00:56:54And then she reaches into her bag
00:56:57and then she holds the thing.
00:56:58And I'm sure the nurse probably knows what this is already.
00:57:01She holds it up and she looks at it and she goes,
00:57:04I think you deserve the same kindness
00:57:07that was offered to me.
00:57:09And she just puts it in her lap.
00:57:11And then she goes, okay, now you can do it.
00:57:16She is so moved in this moment.
00:57:20This kindness shown from Twyla to Gertrude
00:57:23and from Gertrude to her.
00:57:29Freedom.
00:57:33Freedom from the service I have done this place
00:57:39and of the world, both above and below.
00:57:45Gertrude, I knew you would understand.
00:57:52I saw that your heart was big enough to feel it.
00:57:58To heal for even the goddess of death and the underworld.
00:58:06And so when you were but a child,
00:58:10the magic within you was so great.
00:58:14But more than that, your heart,
00:58:17so pure, so trusting and so kind
00:58:22that I sought only to smile on you
00:58:27and give a blessing to your life.
00:58:29But of course, my blessings always are twisted.
00:58:34I wished for your life to be kept safe and protected,
00:58:38but that brought with it curse of immortality.
00:58:46You were ever on my mind
00:58:48and your gifts were given with love.
00:58:53But those things I give hurt mortals to bear.
00:59:00And I wish for your sorrows I had not given them
00:59:03and I am sorry.
00:59:07I cannot accept this.
00:59:11Oh no.
00:59:12You see, she looks at it
00:59:14and you can see so clearly that she wants to.
00:59:17She wants to so badly.
00:59:19She says, for if I leave this throne,
00:59:24yes, you have given me a way out.
00:59:29But if I were to leave,
00:59:33I am the source of power for this realm.
00:59:36All the spirits who have a home here
00:59:39would crumble apart and be left with nothing.
00:59:44The stones and wastelands, the rivers
00:59:47would fall apart into oblivion.
00:59:49If I were to leave, there is no source of power
00:59:56that could sustain this realm.
00:59:59And so I must stay.
01:00:07If it is a kind and true gift
01:00:12and if I knew of anything within the underworld
01:00:17that had the power to shed magic on this realm
01:00:21other than me,
01:00:25I would gladly leave.
01:00:26But I know of no such thing.
01:00:29Wait, is there anything?
01:00:31Wait, do we have anything?
01:00:32I don't have anything.
01:00:33Honestly, the only thing I can think of,
01:00:35which I've already mentioned earlier,
01:00:37was trying to plant the seed,
01:00:39but there's no way that it would grow down here.
01:00:41But considering that there was light that's coming.
01:00:42I mean, we could have asked if you could plant it here
01:00:44and it could become the new.
01:00:46But I can open it up.
01:00:47My druidcraft, I can open the seed.
01:00:51I can open the seed.
01:00:52And plant it down here.
01:00:53Which creates life, right?
01:00:55Creates life.
01:00:56Can we do that?
01:00:57Yes, I think so.
01:00:59I would like to do that.
01:01:01Twyla, you reach in and take out
01:01:04the last seed of the Allblossom.
01:01:09Let's plant it, honey.
01:01:11I, but there is nothing that I,
01:01:17that the power of that, of your entire realm,
01:01:22it is too great of a gift.
01:01:23And I give life to nothing.
01:01:26There is nowhere down here to plant it.
01:01:30And you hear a soft little purr.
01:01:32And you see Buddybear walk over to the throne.
01:01:37Oh my god.
01:01:39The thing you summoned all that time ago.
01:01:42Walks over to the throne.
01:01:44And sits and smiles and purrs.
01:01:48I'm so sorry.
01:01:49It's okay.
01:01:50I was watching the right side.
01:01:51Oh my god.
01:01:52It's very beautiful.
01:01:55It's very beautiful.
01:02:02Magic of the Feyrealm comes to you
01:02:05and fills you with golden light.
01:02:09You see Thanara step away from her throne.
01:02:14And she grows down, free.
01:02:22She looks at you and smiles and says,
01:02:26I do not know what the future of this underworld holds,
01:02:29but a throne is such an oppressive thing
01:02:34for those that behold it and for those that sit upon it.
01:02:41Let there be a different heart of the underworld.
01:02:47Allblossom glows with light
01:02:49and your playing cards begin to shimmer with light
01:02:52as the will-o'-wisps pull them up into the air around you,
01:02:56swirling in all directions.
01:02:58Does Twyla plant the seed
01:03:00and what does it look like as she does?
01:03:03Oh, she just, she looks around at her sisters
01:03:10and she says, ladies, we did it.
01:03:13And we all gather.
01:03:15We all pick a spot, take the seed out.
01:03:21I plant it.
01:03:22There's this beautiful light.
01:03:24I plant it.
01:03:26There's this beautiful light.
01:03:28And Buddybear just purrs.
01:03:31Just this beautiful, heartwarming purr
01:03:34and we're all just calm.
01:03:38Serenity, golden light.
01:03:43Moments become hours and hours become moments.
01:03:47Time fades away.
01:03:49Thanara takes the mantle of her rulership,
01:03:55the curse that she must ever watch the underworld,
01:04:01blows it into the glass vial that you gave her, Gertrude,
01:04:04and it vanishes.
01:04:06You see her golden bracer vanish from her arms.
01:04:11She looks at you, free, and says,
01:04:15I do not know what adventures await me
01:04:18in the realms beyond, but I dedicate them to you,
01:04:22sweet Gertrude.
01:04:23She kisses you on each cheek and says,
01:04:26that jackal owes you a hell of a lot more than a damn rug.
01:04:32That's a goddess curse, okay?
01:04:33That's worth a lot.
01:04:35And she smiles at you all and says,
01:04:39heroes, not just of the underworld,
01:04:41but heroes to me, sweet sisters.
01:04:45And she, oh, and I guess, oh, we got it, let's use it.
01:04:49Use it, let's use it.
01:04:50She opens a portal to realms beyond
01:04:53and she smiles at you all and waves
01:04:56and walks away from all of the pain and sorrow
01:05:00that she felt here on her next great adventure.
01:05:03And for all of you, you watch golden light playing cards
01:05:09and you hear the songs, the music of the fairy realm
01:05:16and you see growing the throne cracks
01:05:19as roots and plants rip the throne apart
01:05:22and a beautiful flower blooms and blossoms.
01:05:26And suddenly the tower crumbles around you,
01:05:29but before any rock can fall,
01:05:32roots and flowers tear the stones away
01:05:35and you look not at a deep, red,
01:05:38crimson lightning storm cloud,
01:05:40but suddenly, first one and then another
01:05:44and another rays of sunlight.
01:05:48The all blossom blooms again
01:05:50and as it blooms, charging forward,
01:05:52the ball, as a little chipmunk surges forward,
01:05:56surges forward, oh, one more to go!
01:05:59You're all in the fairy realms!
01:06:02Let's get a drink and let's, I don't know, fuck around.
01:06:05What do you think?
01:06:05Let's go!
01:06:10General Isadora, Martha, and you see the tapestry unwinds
01:06:15as Queen Titania floats, looks around
01:06:18and she smiles at you, Twyla, and says,
01:06:23fairy realms, new and old,
01:06:26there are many here who have needed joy.
01:06:29You watch, planting the all blossom here
01:06:32and the risk you took in planting it in this place
01:06:34where nothing could grow, it does grow
01:06:38and the light spreads and you watch all of the,
01:06:41not only fairies charging forward,
01:06:43but all of the undead,
01:06:44all of the spirits of the dead throughout turn,
01:06:46look at the light and it touches them.
01:06:49You see Wallace and his cheek grows back.
01:06:53His cheek comes back and suddenly there's green grass
01:06:56and all of those old veins, you see they're not veins,
01:06:59they were roots all along.
01:07:01Come back and a landscape of barren wasteland
01:07:04is given new life, green growing grass and flowers,
01:07:09tall trees, and all of the spirits of the dead
01:07:12are suddenly given fresh life.
01:07:15The underworld gives way to fairy
01:07:18and the spirits of the dead are welcomed here
01:07:20in revelry and joy for as long as they wish to stay,
01:07:25but with a portal open should they choose
01:07:28to move on to their next great adventure.
01:07:31Oh, good, great.
01:07:33So glad we had a portal.
01:07:35They almost didn't get to see it.
01:07:37They says, girl, what else are you hiding?
01:07:38Oh!
01:07:43My gosh.
01:07:46And with that, your fairy's dancing
01:07:49and all brought together and you see in the boughs
01:07:54of the all blossom, still that face of Buddy Bear
01:07:57who now lives within that all blossom,
01:07:59bringing light to all this realm,
01:08:01smile and breathe his jasmine breath
01:08:05and nuzzle against your face in the light
01:08:07of this eternal glowing flower.
01:08:13You see in these last moments, all made well,
01:08:18the underworld transformed into a home for fairy folk
01:08:23that those that pass on from the realm above
01:08:26may be here in joy and harmony, living side by side.
01:08:34And the last thing you see is poking out
01:08:36from behind a tree, Nyrith,
01:08:38with a gleaming green bottle going,
01:08:41oh, this is incredible.
01:08:45Oh, but you still have your curse.
01:08:48You know, I've heard that back in Kelvorda,
01:08:54there's a curse-breaking talisman
01:09:00deep at the heart of a 17-layer dungeon
01:09:04past the mountains of shadow
01:09:05in the desert of the Serpent King.
01:09:08Are the four of you doing anything right now?
01:09:11No.
01:09:12I happen to be free.
01:09:14Yeah, I don't have anything until Saturday.
01:09:16It's like there's like two days to get here.
01:09:19All things considered, this is kind of quick, actually.
01:09:22And that's all for this season of Dimension 20,
01:09:26Dungeons & Drag Queens.
01:09:28A joy, an honor, a privilege.
01:09:31What a story.
01:09:32Wild ride.
01:09:33That was so great.
01:09:34Incredible.
01:09:35For us to share.
01:09:36And thank you so much, all of you at home, for watching.
01:09:39Take care, and we'll see you next time here at Dimension 20.
01:09:42Farewell.
01:09:48That was amazing, Gigi.
01:09:49Yes, that was good, everyone.
01:09:51So good, good job, Brennan.
01:09:54That was amazing.
01:09:55Great job, Brennan.
01:09:56Thank you so much, all of you.
01:09:58Wow.
01:09:59It's like you've done this before.
01:10:02You're so great.