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00:00Leave him. He doesn't have an extra neck. Leave him.

00:04Come. Come. Hide behind me.

00:06Who are you? What do you want?

00:08What will you do?

00:09Not me. I will do it.

00:12What do you mean?

00:13Do you want to see?

00:14Yes. Show me.

00:14I will show you right now.

00:15Hey, Kalia. Come.

00:16Come.

00:27So, did you go out with Vyaj?

00:35Don't worry.

00:36I am not scared.

00:38This is a big favor from the boss.

00:40I am ready to get beaten up by him.

00:42Now give me a 10 out of 10.

00:43Hey, play his type of music.

00:45What is that? Bongo?

00:46Play it.

00:48Hey, Kutty.

00:49You die today.

00:51You can take my double with Vyaj.

00:53Yes, wrestler. Fight.

00:55Kalia. Kalia.

00:57Kalia.

00:58Kalia.

00:59Kalia.

01:00Kalia.

01:01Kalia.

01:03Kalia.

01:04Kalia.

01:05Kalia.

01:06Kalia.

01:07Kalia.

01:08Kalia.

01:09Kalia.

01:10Kalia.

01:11Kalia.

01:12Kalia.

01:13Kalia.

01:14Kalia.

01:15Kalia.

01:16Kalia.

01:18Kalia.

01:19Kalia.

01:20Kalia.

01:21Kalia.

01:22Kalia.

01:23Kalia.

01:24Kalia.

01:25Kalia.

01:26Kalia.

01:27Kalia.

01:28Kalia.

01:29Kalia.

01:31Kalia.

01:32Kalia.

01:33Kalia.

01:34Kalia.

01:35Kalia.

01:36Kalia.

01:37Kalia.

01:38Kalia.

01:39Kalia.

01:40One is yours.

01:42One is mine.

01:44Two is yours.

01:46Two is mine.

01:48Three is yours.

01:51Three is mine.

01:52Fifty-fifty.

01:53It's equal.

01:54Everything okay?

01:55Okay.

01:56Happy?

01:57Very happy.

01:58No cheating?

02:00No cheating.

02:01If you think it's cheating, use this calculator.

02:02No, no.

02:03You are great.

02:04Kutty Anna.

02:05Morkar Anna.

02:06Take this.

02:07Kutty Anna.

02:08Morkar Anna.

02:09Welcome.

02:10Is it okay?

02:11Karan.

02:12Didn't I tell you?

02:14Karan.

02:15His lover, Tanya, has gone to Dubai for an enquiry.

02:19One man.

02:21All in one. One and all.

02:22Who is he?

02:23His name is Rocky.

02:24You are Karan and he is Murugan.

02:25It's your own hotel.

02:27But you go to another hotel for food.

02:28He is younger and he is elder.

02:29You still love each other like brothers and sisters.

02:32Brothers and sisters?

02:33If you want to know more, tell me.

02:34I can tell you more.

02:35Look, brother.

02:36We don't want to know about us.

02:37We want to know about Tanya.

02:39What is Tanya?

02:40I can tell you about her past and future.

02:42Tell me.

02:43Look, brother.

02:44We just want to know about this life.

02:45Okay?

02:46Is she a maid?

02:49Did she take your stuff and run away?

02:51She is not a maid.

02:53I stole her heart and took her away.

02:55Okay.

02:56It's a matter of heart.

02:57We will go for 15-20 days to get our passports.

02:59That's why we are sending you first.

03:01So that we can get the information first.

03:03It's not difficult for you, right?

03:04I will take 25,000.

03:0525,000?

03:08Okay.

03:09Is this an advance?

03:11You are running away.

03:12Is this an advance?

03:1325,000 for the rest after the work is done.

03:1425,000?

03:15So what?

03:17We don't want to know about Tanya.

03:18We don't want to know about Dubai.

03:19Murugan.

03:21I agree.

03:23Okay.

03:24After meeting Tanya, give the remaining 50,000.

03:25That's it.

03:26So the total is 100,000 rupees?

03:28Tanya will come and give her address for 100,000 rupees.

03:31Do you know that?

03:32Okay. Call her.

03:33Take her address.

03:34Okay. Okay.

03:35What are you waiting for?

03:36Let's go. It's very expensive.

03:37Murugan.

03:38You are making beer. Let's go.

03:39Okay, brother.

03:40No. I don't want to work with beggars.

03:41I will give you 100,000 rupees.

03:42100,000?

03:45Okay.

03:46How will I recognise her?

03:49Yes.

03:51That's it.

03:52This is her.

03:55What is this?

03:56Does she look like this?

03:57No. Not like this.

03:58Not like this.

03:59What should I do with her?

04:00Should I feed her spicy food?

04:01Brother, show me a photo.

04:03How will I recognise her?

04:04Actually, I don't have her photograph.

04:07I have her name.

04:08Tanya Mool Chandani.

04:09Give this to her.

04:11Maybe she will recognise me.

04:12Will she recognise you if I show her your parrot?

04:14Yes.

04:15You guys have a strange love.

04:17I swear.

04:18Okay. Your work will be done. Go.

04:25Dubai.

04:41Welcome to Dubai, brother.

04:42Forget that. How was the work?

04:43It was great.

04:44She goes on rent every day for 8-9 hours.

04:46Does a girl go on rent?

04:47Not a girl. A car.

04:48I have a rental car business.

04:49It's doing well because of you.

04:51I am asking about Tanya.

04:52Brother, she has changed her name.

04:54She has kept Natasha.

04:56I have enquired everything at the Indian Embassy.

04:58Here is the address.

05:00Very good.

05:01You are working fast these days.

05:03Very good.

05:04Come, brother. Let's go.

05:10Wow. What a bungalow, brother.

05:12Very good. What a place.

05:13Hey, that's the bungalow.

05:17Oh, this is it.

05:18One balcony, two windows, one main gate.

05:22I don't understand which tree is this.

05:23But I will write it down.

05:24Are you a Dalal?

05:25Yes.

05:26We have come to spy, right?

05:28We have not come here to open an estate agency.

05:29Leave this.

05:30Hold this.

05:32Brother, this is very good.

05:33You have brought a stick.

05:34People here keep a lot of dogs.

05:35I don't know..

05:36Hey, what are you doing?

05:37You have brought a stick.

05:38You have brought a stick.

05:39I don't know..

05:42This is a mic.

05:44Shall I say something?

05:45You don't have to say anything.

05:46You have to listen to it.

05:48Okay. Okay.

05:49You go there.

05:51I will listen.

05:52You will listen to it?

05:53Oh, man.

05:54I will not listen to it.

05:55I will see it. I will listen to it.

05:57You go, man.

05:58You go, man. Please.

06:10Natasha.

06:11Coming. Coming.

06:16Opposite. Opposite.

06:22You are not opposite.

06:24The mic is opposite.

06:25The mic is opposite.

06:29The mic is opposite.

06:30Do it.

06:40How is it, Natasha?

06:41Sexy, isn't it?

06:43Is she Natasha or a 70mm spectacle?

06:46Look at this.

06:51It is a very old item.

06:53Karan, I think she is a junkie.

06:55Natasha.

06:56Why is she calling herself again and again?

06:58I don't know.

06:59Natasha.

07:01What happened, Sweety?

07:09Why are you shouting?

07:10Is Natasha a man?

07:12I don't know what all changes she has made in her name.

07:16I think this man Karan is full of doubt.

07:18We are getting late for the shooting.

07:19Where is Natasha?

07:21Sweety.

07:22Natasha is in her room.

07:26Aunty.

07:27Sorry, aunty.

07:29I am late.

07:30Just five more minutes.

07:31Okay?

07:32She is Natasha.

07:39She is 100% Natasha.

07:44Hi, Golu.

07:47I know.

07:49Today is a big day for me.

07:52Today is the shooting of my video album.

07:56If you were with me,

07:58my happiness would have doubled.

08:02I miss you.

08:04We miss him too.

08:06What is this? Tears in your eyes?

08:10Why do you think you are alone?

08:12I am with you in this house.

08:15Look.

08:17Jayantilal and Tommy are also with you.

08:20Right?

08:25Come on. Hurry up.

08:26We will get late for the shooting.

08:28Come on. Get in the car quickly.

08:29Start the car.

08:33I am sorry. I am sorry.

08:35No. It's okay.

08:36I was going.

08:37I am sorry.

08:39It's okay.

08:41Come. I will drop you.

08:42The way is this way.

08:43Please forgive me.

08:44It's okay. Absolutely okay.

08:45I couldn't see you at all.

08:46I was going straight.

08:47Come on. Hurry up.

08:48Take this off.

08:49Come on.

08:52Poor guy.

08:54Let's go.

09:08Ready? Yeah.

09:091, 2, 3, 4.

09:111, 2, 3, 4.

09:131, 2, 3, 4.

09:18Cut. Cut. Cut.

09:21Brother, what are you doing here?

09:23No. I will dance where Natasha is there.

09:27Don't do this in the shooting.

09:28You can dance later. Okay?

09:30Come on. Let's sit there.

09:31Come on. Come on.

09:32Come on. Come on.

09:33I will be right back.

09:36Quiet.

09:38Quiet. Quiet.

09:39Sorry, director.

09:41Actually, I bumped into Natasha's car.

09:43Since then he has become dumb.

09:45He has lost his memory too.

09:48Brother, who is this dumb?

09:52His brother who died is him.

09:54Okay.

09:55Why should we care?

09:56He must be a distant relative.

09:57Why are you listening to us? Keep it there.

10:01Natasha.

10:06Sanju.

10:08What a pleasant surprise.

10:10Wow, Natasha.

10:12You are looking very beautiful.

10:14Today is the first video album of your career.

10:18All the very best.

10:20Thank you, Sanju. Thank you so much.

10:25Natasha, I want to talk to you about something important.

10:28What happened?

10:30Let's go there.

10:31There.

10:32Come.

10:37But brother, who is he now?

10:40I don't know. We will have to find out.

10:42Hold the mic properly.

10:45What is the matter, Sanju?

10:47Why do you look so worried?

10:49Natasha, your friend, Raj Sinha.

10:53I have found out everything about him.

10:56Natasha, he is not just a drunkard.

10:58He is also a drug addict.

11:00What?

11:02He not only takes drugs, but also sells them.

11:06Oh, no.

11:08Why can't I hear you?

11:10Brother, can I go a little further?

11:13Yes, give the mic to him.

11:15Stand straight.

11:17You mean I shouldn't go?

11:19Stay away from him, Natasha.

11:23For my sake.

11:25Sanju, I can't believe it.

11:28Even I couldn't believe it earlier.

11:30Raj, it's...

11:31You can't believe it, right?

11:32But...

11:33Here you go.

11:35Read the papers.

11:36There is a police report in it.

11:38There.

11:43Oh, my God.

11:48Thank you so much, Sanju.

11:50I would have lost my way if it wasn't for you.

11:52Madam, your phone.

11:55It's his.

12:01Hello.

12:03Raj.

12:05I don't want to talk to you ever again.

12:08And I don't want to have any relation with you.

12:10And from today on,

12:11if you ever try to meet me again,

12:14or try to call me,

12:15I will go to the police and file a complaint.

12:22Be strong.

12:23I am here.

12:24Natasha!

12:25Shot is ready.

12:26Please come.

12:27Go.

12:28Your shot is ready. Go.

12:30I will wait, okay?

12:32And Natasha, be strong, okay?

12:36Hello.

13:01It's called socks.

13:02Socks.

13:03You wear socks inside your shoes.

13:05You wear underwear inside your shoes.

13:07Underwear.

13:09Underwear.

13:10Not underwear.

13:11Show me. Show me.

13:12This is called underwear.

13:13Show me.

13:14Go away.

13:16Hey, I think your knee is broken.

13:18Get it treated with a plumber.

13:20I am serious.

13:21With a plumber...

13:23Hey, the blouse will tear.

13:24It will tear.

13:27Go away.

13:29No.

13:30But it's a nice kurta.

13:31It's a nice kurta.

13:32Ready?

13:34One, two, three, four.

13:36One, two, three, four.

13:38One, two, three, four.

13:40We will have to find out more details about this girl.

13:42No, brother.

13:43We will have to find out more details

13:46about this girl.

13:51What happened?

13:51Nothing.

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