Akshay Kumar - Johnny Lever Best Comedy _ Comedy Talkies
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00:00Leave him. He doesn't have an extra neck. Leave him.
00:04Come. Come. Hide behind me.
00:06Who are you? What do you want?
00:08What will you do?
00:09Not me. I will do it.
00:12What do you mean?
00:13Do you want to see?
00:14Yes. Show me.
00:14I will show you right now.
00:15Hey, Kalia. Come.
00:16Come.
00:27So, did you go out with Vyaj?
00:35Don't worry.
00:36I am not scared.
00:38This is a big favor from the boss.
00:40I am ready to get beaten up by him.
00:42Now give me a 10 out of 10.
00:43Hey, play his type of music.
00:45Bongo. Bongo. Play it.
00:47Hey, Kutty.
00:49You die today.
00:50You can double me with Vyaj.
00:53Yes, wrestler. Fight.
00:55Kalia. Kalia.
00:56Kalia. Kalia.
00:58Kalia.
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01:44Two for you.
01:46Two for me.
01:48Three for you.
01:51Three for me.
01:52Fifty-fifty.
01:53It's even.
01:54Everything okay?
01:55Okay.
01:56Happy?
01:57Very happy.
01:58No cheating?
02:00No cheating.
02:01If you think it's cheating, use this calculator.
02:02No.
02:03You're great.
02:04Kutty Anna.
02:05Fool Anna.
02:06Take this.
02:07Kutty Anna.
02:08Fool Anna.
02:09Welcome.
02:10Is it okay?
02:11Karan.
02:12I told you.
02:14It's Karan.
02:15His lover, Tanya, has gone to Dubai for an inquiry.
02:19One man.
02:21All in one. One and all.
02:22Who is it?
02:23His name is Rocky.
02:24You're Karan and he's Murugan.
02:26It's their own hotel.
02:27But you go to another hotel to eat.
02:28He's younger and he's older.
02:29They still love each other like brothers and sisters.
02:32Brothers and sisters?
02:33If you want to know anything else, tell me.
02:34I can tell you more.
02:35Look, we don't want to know about us.
02:37We want to know about Tanya.
02:39Tanya is nothing.
02:40I can tell you about her past and future.
02:42Tell me.
02:43Tell me.
02:45Look, we just want to know about this birth.
02:47Okay?
02:48Is she a maid?
02:50Did she take your stuff and run away?
02:53Not a maid.
02:55I stole her heart and took her away.
02:57I see.
02:57It's a matter of heart.
02:58We'll go for 15-20 days to get our passports.
03:01That's why we're sending you first.
03:02So that we can get the information first.
03:05It's not difficult for you, right?
03:06I'll take Rs. 25,000.
03:07Rs. 25,000?
03:10Okay.
03:11Is this an advance?
03:13Rs. 25,000 for the rest after the work is done.
03:14Rs. 50,000?
03:15What else?
03:16We want to know about Tanya.
03:18We don't want to know about Dubai.
03:19Murugan.
03:21I agree.
03:22Okay.
03:23After meeting Tanya, give the remaining Rs. 50,000.
03:25That's it.
03:26So, it's a total of Rs. 100,000.
03:28Tanya will come and give her address for Rs. 100,000.
03:31Do you know that?
03:32Okay. Call her.
03:33Take her address.
03:33Okay. Okay.
03:34Why don't you do it?
03:35Come on. It's very expensive.
03:36Come on.
03:36You're making a beer. Come on.
03:39Okay, brother.
03:39No. I don't want to work with beggars.
03:40I don't want to do this.
03:41I'll give you Rs. 100,000.
03:44Okay.
03:44Okay.
03:46How will I recognise her?
03:49Yes.
03:50This is her.
03:54What is this?
03:55Does she look like this?
03:56What?
03:57No. Not like this.
03:58Not like this.
03:59What should I do with her?
04:00Should I feed her chillies?
04:00Brother, show me some photos.
04:02How will I recognise her?
04:03Actually, I don't have her photograph.
04:07I have her name.
04:07Tanya Moolchandani.
04:09Give this to her.
04:11Maybe she'll recognise me.
04:12Will she recognise you if I show her your parrot?
04:14Yes.
04:15You guys are so sweet.
04:17I swear.
04:18Okay. Your work will be done. Go.
04:25Dubai.
04:43Welcome to Dubai, brother.
04:44Forget that. How was the work?
04:45It was great.
04:46She goes on rent every day for 8-9 hours.
04:48Does a girl go on rent?
04:49Not a girl. A car.
04:51I have a rental car business.
04:52It's doing well because of you.
04:53I am asking about Tanya.
04:54Brother, she has changed her name.
04:57She has kept Natasha.
04:58I have enquired everything at the Indian Embassy.
05:00Here is the address.
05:03Very good.
05:04You are working fast these days.
05:06Very good.
05:06Come, brother. Let's go.
05:12Wow. What a bungalow, brother.
05:14Very good.
05:15Hey, that's the bungalow.
05:19Oh, this is it.
05:20One balcony, two windows, one main gate.
05:24I don't understand which tree is this.
05:25But I'll write it down.
05:26Are you a Dalal?
05:27Yes.
05:28We have come to spy, right?
05:29We haven't come here to open an estate agency.
05:31Leave this.
05:32Hold this.
05:33Brother, this is very good.
05:35You have brought a stick.
05:35People here keep a lot of dogs.
05:37I don't know..
05:39This is the house.
05:40This is the house.
05:42This is the mike.
05:44Shall I say something?
05:45You don't have to say anything.
05:46You have to listen to it.
05:48Okay.
05:48You go there.
05:51I'll listen to it.
05:52You will listen to it?
05:53I won't listen to it.
05:55I'll see it. I'll listen to it.
05:57You go.
05:58You go. Please.
06:11Natasha.
06:12Coming.
06:17The other way.
06:23Not the other way.
06:25The mike should be the other way.
06:29Yes. The mike should be the other way.
06:31Do it.
06:42How is it, Natasha?
06:43Isn't it sexy?
06:45Is this Natasha or a 70mm spectacle?
06:48Look at this.
06:52It's a very old item.
06:54Karan, I think it's a junkie.
06:57Natasha.
06:58Why is she calling herself again and again?
07:00I don't know.
07:01Natasha.
07:02What happened, Sweety?
07:05What happened, Sweety?
07:12Why are you shouting?
07:13Is Natasha a man?
07:15I don't know what she has written in her name.
07:19I think this man is full of doubt.
07:21We are getting late for the shooting.
07:22Where is Natasha?
07:24Sweety, Natasha is in her room.
07:29Aunty.
07:30Sorry, aunty. I'm late.
07:33Just five more minutes.
07:34Okay? Come fast.
07:35This is Natasha.
07:39This is 100% Natasha.
07:44Hi, Kholu.
07:47You know, today is a big day for me.
07:52I have a video album shooting today.
07:56If you were with me, my happiness would have doubled.
08:02I miss you.
08:04We miss him too.
08:06What's this? Tears in your eyes?
08:10And why do you think you are alone?
08:12I am with you in this house.
08:15Look.
08:17Jayantilal and Tommy are also with you.
08:20Right?
08:25Come on, hurry up.
08:26We will get late for the shooting.
08:28Come on, get in the car quickly.
08:29Yes, start the car.
08:31Oh!
08:32Oh!
08:33I'm sorry, brother. I'm sorry.
08:35No, it's okay.
08:36I was going.
08:37I'm sorry.
08:38It's okay.
08:39I'm sorry.
08:40Come, I'll help you.
08:41The way is this way.
08:43Please forgive me.
08:44It's okay. Absolutely okay.
08:45I couldn't see you at all.
08:46Come here.
08:47I was going straight.
08:48Come on, hurry up.
08:49Brother, remove this.
08:50Come on.
08:52Poor guy.
08:54Let's go.
09:00Ready?
09:01Yeah.
09:03One, two, three, four.
09:04One, two, three, four.
09:06One.
09:09Cut. Cut. Cut.
09:13Brother, what are you doing here?
09:15No, I'll dance where Natasha is.
09:17Dance. Dance.
09:18You don't do this in the shooting.
09:20You'll get hurt later.
09:21I'll dance.
09:22I'll dance.
09:23I'll dance.
09:24I'll dance.
09:25I'll dance.
09:27I'll dance.
09:28I'll dance.
09:29I'll dance.
09:30You can dance as much as you want later.
09:31Okay? Let's sit there.
09:33Let's go.
09:34Come on, let's go.
09:35I'll be right back.
09:38Quiet.
09:39Sorry, director.
09:41Actually, he bumped into Natasha's car.
09:43Since then he has become a loser.
09:45He has lost his memory too.
09:48Brother, who is this loser?
09:52His brother who died is him.
09:54Okay.
09:55Why should we care?
09:56He must be a distant relative.
09:57Why are you listening to us? Keep it there.
10:01Natasha.
10:05Sanju.
10:07What a pleasant surprise.
10:10Wow, Natasha.
10:12You look very beautiful.
10:14Today is the first video album of your career.
10:17All the very best.
10:19Thank you, Sanju. Thank you so much.
10:24Natasha, I want to talk to you about something important.
10:28What happened?
10:30Don't go there.
10:31Stay.
10:32Come.
10:37But, brother, who is he?
10:40I don't know. We'll have to find out.
10:42Hold the mic properly.
10:45What's the matter, Sanju?
10:47Why do you look so worried?
10:49Natasha, your friend...
10:51Raj Sinha.
10:53I have found out everything about him.
10:56Natasha, he is not just a drunkard.
10:58He is also a drug addict.
11:01What?
11:02He doesn't just take drugs.
11:04He also sells drugs.
11:06Oh, no.
11:09Why can't I hear you?
11:11Brother, can I go a little further?
11:13Yes. Give the mic to him.
11:16Stand straight.
11:18You mean I shouldn't go?
11:20Stay away from him, Natasha.
11:23For my sake.
11:25Sanju, I can't believe it.
11:28Even I couldn't believe it earlier.
11:30Raj, what are you saying?
11:31You can't believe it, right?
11:32But...
11:33Take this.
11:35It's a paper. Read it.
11:36There is a police report in it.
11:38There.
11:44Oh, my God.
11:48Thank you so much, Sanju.
11:50I would have lost my way if it wasn't for you.
11:52Madam, your phone.
11:55It's his.
11:56I did it. I did it.
11:57Cut. Cut.
12:01Hello.
12:03Raj.
12:05I don't want to talk to you ever again.
12:08And I don't want to have any relation with you.
12:10And if you ever try to meet me again
12:13or try to call me again
12:15I will go to the police and file a complaint.
12:22Be strong.
12:23I am there.
12:24Natasha.
12:25Shot is ready.
12:26Please come.
12:27Go. Your shot is ready. Go.
12:30I will wait.
12:32And Natasha, be strong.
12:36Hello.
12:37Wow. You are wearing a new kurta.
12:39It's nice.
12:40Wow.
12:40It's not a kurta. It's a coat.
12:42It's not a coat. It's this.
12:43It's a coat. It's a coat.
12:45It's a pant.
12:46It's a pant that you are wearing in your hand.
12:48It's nice.
12:49What is this?
12:50It's a handkerchief.
12:53Where did it come from?
12:54Handkerchief. It's a handkerchief.
12:56Yes.
12:57It's a vest.
12:58You wear a vest inside a shirt.
13:00What you wear inside is called socks.
13:02Socks.
13:03You wear socks inside a shoe.
13:05What you wear inside a shoe is called underwear.
13:07Underwear.
13:09Underwear.
13:09It's not underwear. It's underwear.
13:11Show me. Show me.
13:11You are wearing it.
13:12It's called underwear.
13:13Show me. Show me.
13:14Come on.
13:16Hey, I think your knee is bad.
13:18Get it treated with a plumber.
13:20I am serious.
13:21Yes.
13:21With a plumber.
13:22Hey, the blouse will tear.
13:24It will tear.
13:27Get lost.
13:30But it's a nice kurta.
13:31It's a nice kurta.
13:32One, two, three, four.
13:36One, two, three, four.
13:38One, two, three, four.
13:40We will have to find out more details about this girl.
13:42No, brother.
13:43We will have to find out more details about this girl.
13:51What happened?
13:51Nothing.
13:56What happened?
13:57Nothing.