Married for Green Card, Stayed for Love ( PART 2 FINALE ) - MiMi Short - MoNo Short
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00:00Here we go.
00:04How is it?
00:08I mean, come on!
00:12I'm just kidding, it's delicious.
00:16It's actually really good.
00:20It's actually really good.
00:24It's actually really good.
00:28It's actually really good.
00:36Oh, wow!
00:40Is it good? Let me try.
00:52Yummy!
00:56What?
01:04I've got a meeting. I've got to go to the office. Do you have any plans?
01:08It's already Monday? I have an interview. I've got to go.
01:16Darling, you're back!
01:20How wonderful!
01:24You're a doll, Francesca.
01:28No, sweetheart, you're a doll. Come, let's have some tea.
01:32I'm so glad that you're back. I know, I missed you.
01:36Sit down, darling. So nice to see you.
01:40By the way, Francesca, I got these supplements from Switzerland. They're great for your health.
01:44Oh, darling, that's so kind of you. But you don't need to bring us anything.
01:48You're practically family.
01:52Of course he's going to marry you. We've been talking about this wedding for years.
01:56And who else could run with my Simon except you?
02:00But I've done everything I can, Francesca.
02:04I make the time to see him. He says no.
02:08Darling, he's just a little preoccupied at the moment.
02:12Preoccupied? With what?
02:16Francesca, I don't think I can do this. If Simon doesn't want me, I don't...
02:20Mia, he...
02:24I'm going to tell you something, but you have to promise me
02:28you will not tell anyone else.
02:32Of course. You have my word.
02:40Just my luck.
02:44Sarah, meet Leslie, my...
02:48vaccine.
02:52Sit down, Ms. Madison. This is a professional setting.
02:56You're just going to walk out of an interview?
03:04When I saw your resume,
03:08I almost laughed. I thought I just had to interview you.
03:12So, Ms. Madison,
03:16how do you know you got fired from your last job?
03:20I was laid off because the company decided to outsource the whole department.
03:24I wasn't fired.
03:28I know so many people just like you, Ms. Madison. They always blame their problems on others.
03:32They never take responsibility for themselves.
03:36There's actually a word for that. It's spelled L-O-S-E-R.
03:40Loser.
03:44Amy, you're very professional.
03:48The boss should be proud.
03:58Hey, it's me.
04:02So, there's this girl named Leslie Madison.
04:06Get the word out to all our HR friends.
04:10She was laid off from her last job, and that's why she got fired.
04:18What is that deliciousness I smell? I smell it all the way down from the driveway.
04:22I'm glad you're home. Dinner is ready.
04:26I can't tell you how strange it is to come to a warm house and not already have dinner on the table.
04:30You're incredible.
04:34Where do you usually come home to?
04:40I don't know.
04:52Usually darkness.
04:56Well, you have me now.
05:00And this is the least I could do to repay you.
05:04Oh, and I'm going to pay you back as soon as I get a job.
05:08The job interview.
05:12Don't remind me. It was the worst.
05:16But it's okay. I have a bunch of other interviews lined up, so it's going to be fine.
05:20No, I'd love a good story.
05:24Okay, so, remember that girl, Sarah?
05:28Shut up.
05:38Hi.
05:42I'm Leslie Madison. I'm here for an interview.
05:46Let me check.
05:50Leslie, I'm so sorry. Your interview has been cancelled.
05:54What? Why?
05:58That I do not know.
06:02Thank you.
06:06Hi.
06:10This is Leslie Madison. I'm calling to confirm my interview for this afternoon.
06:14Cancelled.
06:18Right.
06:22Got it. Thanks.
06:30Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down there, bestie.
06:34What is going on?
06:38Something terrible is happening.
06:42I'm so sorry.
06:46So you're telling me that all your interviews were cancelled on you?
06:50Yup. And they were all like, you're not a suitable candidate anymore.
06:54Or some bullshit like, this position has already been filled.
06:58That is very weird.
07:02It's like somebody's trying to sabotage me.
07:06I have a friend of mine who's a headhunter. I'm going to text her and just see if she knows anything.
07:14Oh my lord.
07:18Okay, enough of that. I can't carry you home, sis.
07:22Look, there's a private Discord chat where all the HRs in the city
07:26post their shady candidates.
07:30Here.
07:34What?
07:38What the actual fuck? I can't believe this.
07:42Here, drink some water. You've had far too much alcohol.
07:46Here you go.
07:54I hate this.
07:58Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, nope, nope, nope.
08:02We are going to sit you down and we are going to call your husband
08:06to come pick you up. I think you texted me his number.
08:10He's not even my husband. He's fake.
08:14Well, I don't know about that.
08:18You look pretty real to me.
08:22I saw the way he looked at you. That boy is crazy about you.
08:26Yeah, boy.
08:30These numbers are all wrong.
08:38Ted, call a meeting with the data team right now.
08:42Yes, sir.
08:46Leslie? I'm going to be a little...
08:50I'll be there in ten minutes.
08:54Cancel it, Ted.
08:58This is a changed man.
09:02Oh, hey.
09:06Thank you for calling.
09:10Is everything okay? It's barely six. Why is she like this?
09:14Hey, come on. We've got to go. No, no, no, no.
09:18Can you help me, please? Yes.
09:22Oh, God, get your shoes.
09:26I told you, you're so cute.
09:30Give me a kiss.
09:34Why don't you want to kiss me?
09:38All right, watch your head there.
09:42Okay.
09:46All right.
09:50Well, Teresa, do you need a ride?
09:54Oh, no, I'll just walk. I'm too close.
09:58Okay. Well, can you let me know what's going on?
10:02Oh, boy.
10:06There's a rumor going around about Leslie that it could not be further from the truth.
10:10A rumor? What did it say?
10:18Hey, Ted, I'm going to send you a screenshot,
10:22show it to our HR, and ask her who's spreading that false information.
10:26Okay.
10:40Okay.
10:44Okay.
10:48Simon. Yes?
10:52Let's drink some wine.
10:56How about maybe tomorrow?
11:00No, I want wine.
11:04No, no wine.
11:08No. How about we make omelets?
11:12I tell you what, how about a cooking competition?
11:16Okay, all right. Why are you hiding the wine from me?
11:20I didn't hide the wine from you. I think you drank all of it.
11:24Put this on.
11:54Put this on.
11:58Don't tell me what to do.
12:06I don't want to be here.
12:24Don't touch.
12:32Leslie?
12:36Hey, wake up.
12:54Wake up.
13:24Simon?
13:28You're naked.
13:36Do you remember what you did last night?
13:44What did I do?
13:48Please don't be embarrassing.
13:52Maybe I'm your little reminder.
14:08Hey, why don't you tell me you're having trouble finding work?
14:12How did you know about that?
14:16Teresa told me.
14:20I didn't want to bother you. I'll figure it out.
14:24Leslie, you know you can rely on me.
14:28I'm your husband.
14:32Fake husband.
14:36Leslie, it doesn't have to be like that.
14:40What do you mean?
14:44I've fallen for you.
14:48Do you fall for me too?
14:52Of course I do, but what are you saying?
14:56That we just not get divorced when our agreement is up?
15:00No, what I'm saying is give us a shot.
15:04Okay.
15:08So you're saying that the rumor came from someone from Central Media.
15:12Do you have a name?
15:16Just a first name. Sarah. I'm still looking into it.
15:20Sarah.
15:24Instead he talked to me and got somebody better.
15:28Like Sarah.
15:32Sarah. I know exactly who that is.
15:36Looks like I'm going to pay a visit to Central Media.
15:40Oh, and Ted, I know who Leslie's ex-boyfriend is.
15:44I think a few people are going to lose their job today.
15:48Wait, Mr. Williams, what about your meetings today?
15:52Cancel them.
15:56What am I, a detective now?
16:00Everyone, look busy. We've got an important guest coming.
16:04I just got a call from T6 corporate office.
16:08Their CEO, Simon Williams, is coming. Right now.
16:12Whoa. T6 CEO. That's a huge potential client.
16:20Mr. Williams, what brings you in today?
16:24Two things.
16:28I know that Central Media is looking for investors. I would love to make a proposal.
16:32And the second thing? I need you to fire someone.
16:40Mr. Williams, I apologize
16:44for something like this to happen in my company.
16:48That employee will be dealt with. Promptly.
16:52I look forward to doing business together.
16:56Hi.
17:00Leslie Madison speaking.
17:04Thank you so much.
17:12I got hired.
17:16Fiona, you wanted to see me?
17:20Come in.
17:24Sarah,
17:28you've been working for me for three years, haven't you?
17:32Yes, ma'am. Three years on the dot.
17:36Then I just have to say, I am disappointed in you.
17:40And I'm disappointed in myself for my misjudgment of character.
17:44Fiona, I don't understand.
17:48I will not tolerate slandering in this company.
17:52You're going to fire someone so they can't get hired?
17:56Sarah, pack your shit up. You're fired.
18:00Fiona, please give me another chance.
18:04I'll do better. I promise. I can't lose my job.
18:08Even if I wanted to give you a second chance, I can't.
18:12Why? Because you pissed off the most powerful man in this city.
18:16Who?
18:20CEO of T6, Simon Williams.
18:24That woman that you slandered? That was his wife.
18:28You should just be lucky they are not pressing charges.
18:42I am breaking up with you.
18:46Baby, why? I got fired.
18:50Wait, I did too. And it was for no reason.
18:54No reason? Of course there's a reason, you dumbass.
18:58She's married to T6 Group's CEO, Simon Williams.
19:02That's something you should have told me about.
19:06Wait, that's impossible. Sarah, wait.
19:10What are you doing? Really?
19:14I hope you die in a ditch. Sarah, wait.
19:26Thank you. This looks great. What's the occasion?
19:30So, remember that Sarah girl who was giving me a really hard time at the interview?
19:34Yes, I recall.
19:38So, the company, Century Media, they actually hired me.
19:42They said she's no longer working there.
19:46Also, a bunch of other companies have been calling me back to interview me again.
19:50It's like, bam! Suddenly, my life is just spiraling uphill.
19:54So, tonight, dinner is on me.
19:58I'm really happy for you. Thank you.
20:02I have a new job. Filed for a green card.
20:06Life is just so, so good.
20:10Leslie,
20:14I think we should take our relationship public.
20:18What do you mean? Everyone around me knows about us, and your family knows about us.
20:22The thing is, we're going to have to have a whole press conference.
20:26It's this whole family thing. Simon!
20:30So, this is your fake wife.
20:34So, this is your fake wife.
20:38Simon? Who's this?
20:42I'm Mia White, his fiancé.
20:46She's not my fiancé. It's just a family thing.
20:50Listen, I was going to explain everything to you. I have no intention of being with her.
20:54But you have to admit, I'm the only one your family or the press would approve.
20:58We belong in the same world, Simon.
21:02Not this immigrant trash you're only using to save your brother's life.
21:06You rude bitch.
21:10Wait, you told her?
21:14No, I have no... Mia, I need you to leave.
21:18I'm warning you.
21:22No, don't go in yet.
21:26I want to know exactly what's going on.
21:30Why are you both talking about the press today?
21:34What's going on? What are you hiding from me, Simon?
21:38You still don't know?
21:42Simon Williams, the man you have no business marrying,
21:46is CEO of T6 Group. Multibillionaire.
21:50Richest man in the world. Generational wealth.
21:54Should I go on?
21:58Is that all true?
22:02Nothing's changed. I was going to tell you today.
22:06Everything has changed. You lied to me.
22:10You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
22:14You're not one of us.
22:18What do you bring to the table?
22:22Mia, shut the fuck up. I'm going to do it for you.
22:26Leslie, wait. Leslie, please stop. Look what you did.
22:30Leslie!
22:38You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
22:42You don't really bring anything to the table. Leslie, wait, please.
22:46Hey, let me explain. Explain what, Simon?
22:50Explain why you lied to me? Explain that you have a fiancé and you still married me?
22:54None of that matters. If it doesn't matter, why are you mad?
22:58I'm upset. I'm hurt.
23:02How could you hurt me like this? You made me fall in love with you just to shatter my dream.
23:06When you told me to give us a chance, I really thought about it.
23:10I really thought that we could be together.
23:14Why not?
23:18Nothing has changed, Leslie. Look at me. I love you.
23:22Then why did you tell me you rented that place? Did you even live there before?
23:26Get out of the car. I'll tell you why, Simon.
23:30Because deep down in your heart, you believe what Mia said.
23:34We aren't from the same world. A girl like me can't date a guy like you.
23:38Don't follow me. Please.
23:50Oh, Leslie. What's happened?
23:56What?
24:04God, you really are a loser.
24:08Here, have some tea.
24:12It's just a breakup. It's not that big a deal.
24:16We're stupid anyways.
24:20Yeah, you can say that again.
24:24I think I'm going to go back to my country. I want to go home. I'm tired.
24:28Really? You're going to give up on your American dream?
24:32My American dream is dead Hayley.
24:36That's a crock of bull. Listen to me, Leslie.
24:40Yeah, that Simon guy is kinda hot. And yeah, he's really rich.
24:44But he's not that special. At the end of the day, he's just a dude with a ball sack between two legs.
24:48You know how many men there are in this world?
24:52Four billion. Get over it.
24:56And don't let anyone stop you from living your dream.
25:06If you decide to go public with this, I will kill myself.
25:10Hello, and thank you for coming on such short notice.
25:14I have called this press conference because I would like the general public
25:18and all of the T6 shareholders to know two things.
25:22Number one, T6 will not be completing the merger
25:26with the white group for the foreseeable future.
25:30What about your engagement with Mia White?
25:34What about your engagement with Mia White?
25:38What about your engagement with Mia White?
25:42I would like to keep my personal life private.
25:46And that leads me to the second thing I would like to let the public know.
25:50I, Simon Williams, am proudly married to a foreign national.
25:54Now, I understand that T6 has sensitive contracts with the government involving national security.
25:58The rest is sure she is a normal civilian.
26:02In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
26:06I love her very much.
26:08Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
26:14No further questions. I need to go see my wife.
26:22I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
26:24I love her very much.
26:26Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
26:30How can you embarrass me like this, Simon?
26:36Hello, is this ICE?
26:40Great. I'd like to report a case for green card fraud.
26:46In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
26:50I love her very much.
26:52Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
26:58I will not be taking any further questions.
27:00Holy shit! Did you hear that, Marie?
27:04Did you hear that, Marie?
27:06Bro, you married the Simon Williams and you let him get away?
27:20Tell me that Leslie's here.
27:22Leslie, I'm so sorry.
27:26Deep down inside, I think I was afraid to tell you because
27:30I enjoyed the time I got to spend with you.
27:33As Simon.
27:35Not Simon Williams, CEO of T6.
27:39Just a normal guy, Simon.
27:43Who likes to cook and eat.
27:45And who's goofy in selfies and likes to cuddle in bed.
27:51But I only am that version when I'm with you.
27:57What are you saying, Simon? That you like to play pretend with me?
28:01No, Leslie. What I'm saying is I can finally be myself when I'm with you.
28:07I have never loved a woman as much as I've loved you.
28:11But what about your family? Your grandmother hates me.
28:15Well, that took some persuading.
28:19Maybe a threat.
28:21But she approves of you.
28:23And she even gave something to me to give to you.
28:32Leslie, what I'm asking you is, will you marry me again?
28:39For real this time.
28:41If you don't marry him, I will. Just so you know, this is going on TikTok.
28:46Hell, I'll marry him.
28:48The answer is yes.
29:01I didn't think I would be in your wedding twice.
29:05If there's a third one, you're going to have to start paying me.
29:09Well, James has finally recovered, so he didn't get to be in the first one.
29:16We wanted to do a second one so that he could be in it.
29:24You look so beautiful.
29:27Hi, James.
29:29Hi, Grandma.
29:31You are looking better every day.
29:33All thanks to you. Thank you.
29:36I'd like a few moments alone with the bride, please.
29:39Major deja vu moment.
29:45Well, I may never know what Simon sees in you, but I've never seen him happier.
29:53You're a good one, so thank you.
29:56Welcome to the family, Leslie.
30:02You know, I've asked him plenty of times, but I can never get a straight answer out of him.
30:09How did he manage to get you to agree?
30:13He threatened me. He told me he couldn't get it up with anyone but you.
30:18And that if I wanted great-grandchildren, it would have to be with you.
30:23He also said that he promised me five great-grandbabies.
30:28Five?
30:32Well, that was the deal, and I know you're going to honor it.
30:38Okay.
30:53Amen. You may now kiss the bride.
31:05I love you, wife.
31:07And I love you, husband.
31:09Give me your bouquet. I need it. I need to get married next.
31:13She's still in college. Who are you even going to marry?
31:16You'll see.
31:23Hey, what are you drinking?
31:25Orange juice.
31:26So are you single?
31:28Yes.
31:29Can I be your girlfriend?
31:32I gotta go.
31:34Oh, I'll come with you. No worries at all.
31:39You know that I received a direct report that your marriage is fake, right?
31:43That's green card fraud.
31:45No, ma'am. I guarantee you that we are very much in love.
31:47That's what they all say. How long have you two known each other?
31:51Two.
31:52Two months?
31:54You expect me to believe that you met, fell in love, and got married all in two months?
32:00Well, Romeo and Juliet met, fell in love, and died all in three days,
32:05so I don't think time is a good measurement of love.
32:11I've been doing this for 20 years. I see right through you.
32:16All I can say is if you don't go out and get me some concrete evidence,
32:20then I'm going to deny your claim.
32:22Wait, wait. What is concrete evidence?
32:25Any children produced by the result of your marriage would be considered concrete evidence.
32:31Need any other hints?
32:36Well, looks like we're going to have to make some babies.
32:40It's okay.