**Description:**
"Pagalpanti" is a Bollywood comedy film that promises a rollercoaster ride of laughter and fun. Directed by Anees Bazmee, the movie features an ensemble cast including John Abraham, Anil Kapoor, Ileana D'Cruz, Arshad Warsi, and Pulkit Samrat. Follow the hilarious escapades of a group of misfits who get entangled in a series of comedic misadventures. With its over-the-top humor, vibrant characters, and entertaining plot twists, "Pagalpanti" is a must-watch for fans of Bollywood comedy.
"Pagalpanti" is a Bollywood comedy film that promises a rollercoaster ride of laughter and fun. Directed by Anees Bazmee, the movie features an ensemble cast including John Abraham, Anil Kapoor, Ileana D'Cruz, Arshad Warsi, and Pulkit Samrat. Follow the hilarious escapades of a group of misfits who get entangled in a series of comedic misadventures. With its over-the-top humor, vibrant characters, and entertaining plot twists, "Pagalpanti" is a must-watch for fans of Bollywood comedy.
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00:00Bye, Lagoo.
00:01It felt good to have our dear ones with us.
00:02What happened?
00:04Did they get a heart attack when you asked for money?
00:05The money is ready. Take it.
00:08You wanted to give 700 for 1400 crores, right?
00:10I made a cheque for 1500.
00:1115 billion pounds.
00:14Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Who is Raj?
00:17Our servant.
00:18Are your servants signing your cheques these days?
00:20No. No.
00:21Brother-in-law does it.
00:22Actually, he got a heart attack before he could write Raja's A.
00:26So now?
00:27Once he regains consciousness...
00:27That's great news.
00:29Raja has regained consciousness.
00:30Come on. Follow me.
00:32Hi.
00:36Act well, brother-in-law.
00:39Greetings.
00:40Yes. Yes.
00:41You'll be fine, brother-in-law.
00:42What are you saying?
00:43I can't hear what you're saying.
00:45Then why are you gesturing like this?
00:48He's worried about signing the cheque.
00:52He's asking for a pen.
00:53Then take this.
00:54No.
00:56A pen for writing.
00:57But I only know this one pen. What's the other one?
01:00Take mine.
01:03Cheque.
01:04Take this. Give it to me.
01:05Thank you.
01:06Yes.
01:06Hold it properly.
01:07Hold it properly.
01:12Yes.
01:13Brother-in-law.
01:14A.
01:15Yes. A.
01:16A.
01:17A.
01:18A.
01:19Raja sir.
01:21Doctor.
01:21What happened now?
01:24He's unconscious.
01:28When will he regain consciousness?
01:30Whether he regains consciousness or not.
01:32But I should get my money back.
01:34Otherwise I'll make sure that even the crows in the lake
01:37will say that they don't want to eat.
01:44Congratulations.
01:45Congratulations.
01:46Raja sir has regained consciousness again.
01:48Come on. Come on.
01:49Come. Come.
01:50He's been unconscious for six times since morning.
01:52Come on. Come on.
01:53My brother-in-law has regained consciousness again.
01:55Take this.
01:58You shouldn't have done it earlier.
02:00What are you saying now?
02:02I'm asking you to sign on whose pen.
02:04Sign on anyone's pen.
02:06I'm doing it. Let me touch it first.
02:08Take this.
02:09Yes.
02:13What are you doing now?
02:14I need something below to sign.
02:16You eat that.
02:20A.
02:21A.
02:22A.
02:24A.
02:25Write it.
02:26Brother-in-law.
02:27Brother-in-law.
02:29Oh, God!
02:30What disease is this that he becomes unconscious
02:33as soon as he holds a pen?
02:34A has made us all hang.
02:36How long does it take to write A?
02:39One year.
02:40One year?
02:41Even a kid takes time to write A in school.
02:44Once he writes A, he automatically reaches Z.
02:46A to Z.
02:47Excuse me, sir.
02:48Can you clear this previous bill?
02:50So we can start with the further treatment.
02:5310,000 pounds.
02:55Mr. Neeraj, please clear the bill.
02:57Me?
02:59Our money is in the bank.
03:01And brother-in-law,
03:02if you lose your cool, you'll lose your money.
03:05Besides, we've given you an extra 100 crores.
03:07We'll adjust it.
03:08And you'll have to pay us in the end.
03:11I'll pay the bill.
03:12I'll pay the pen.
03:13I'll pay the bill.
03:15Keep some advance also, ma'am.
03:16Oh, sure.
03:18Mr. Modi,
03:19I hope he's not showing his incomplete cheque
03:21and making you overdraft it.
03:23Let's go to the bank and find out.
03:26I'm sorry.
03:28This cheque can't be passed.
03:29See?
03:32I mean, the signature should be complete.
03:34Where's A?
03:36Oh, God.
03:38The money is in the account, right?
03:40I'm sorry, sir, but...
03:42Sir, you can at least tell me this much.
03:43If you make it A, the cheque will be passed.
03:46One minute, sir.
03:54This way, 50 cheques will be passed, sir.
03:57Here.
03:58Thank you.
03:59You're welcome.
04:00Excuse me, sir.
04:01Look, if you ever come to the streets of our bank again,
04:06I hope we don't end up like India.
04:11Is it loaded?
04:12No, sir.
04:21Bye-bye, brother.
04:23My child.
04:24I don't have to adopt him.
04:25He'll go home.
04:26Listen, sir, your account doesn't even have a minimum balance.
04:29Please deposit some money, or else the account will be closed.
04:33Do one thing.
04:34Yes.
04:35Consider it as a child's fee and lower your salary.
04:37And maintain our minimum balance.
04:39The child will always be a laughing stock in the house.
04:45The breakfast is over, and the lunch is over.
04:47Hasn't this loafer left yet?
04:53Oh.
04:56Oh.
05:05Oh.
05:08Are you hungry?
05:09Yes.
05:15Want to eat?
05:23No.
05:28Uncle.
05:29I was left with just peas, and he's become a tomato.
05:33Sometimes the door closes, and sometimes the fate opens.
05:38What are they doing?
05:40Disgusting.
05:41It's not a big deal, and it's not bad either.
05:44Yes.
05:45Even I can do this.
05:47Look.
05:48You put your lips on your cheeks like this,
05:51and they slip and come to the right place on their own.
05:54Huh?
05:55This is called a kiss.
05:57But dad says that kissing makes the girl pregnant.
06:01Hey, your dad is crazy.
06:04Love is called a sin.
06:05There's no problem with that.
06:07Look, I'll do it and show you.
06:11Dad, I'm pregnant. No. Stop.
06:15Have you ever seen such lipstick marks?
06:18Someone left it on me too.
06:28Raj. Raj. Raj.
06:30Sanjana. Baby doll.
06:33Get lost.
06:34Sanjana.
06:35Sanjana.
06:37Sanjana.
06:38Sanjana. I have the property in your name.
06:41And he wants to destroy it too.
06:43Get lost.
06:48Get lost.
06:53You'll get a kiss only when you return the money I gave you.
07:19Raj.
07:26Uncle, I've given you half of the property.
07:29Give me the rest.
07:31Otherwise, you'll be in trouble.
07:33Give it to me.
07:37Neeraj Modi is just a name.
07:40It's all because of his bad luck.
07:43NEERAJ MODI
07:47Modi is in shock.
07:48He's bringing his entire team of doctors.
07:50Brother-in-law, I think you're not acting properly.
07:53How am I not acting properly?
07:55I'm fainting at the right time.
07:56I'm dropping the pen at the right time.
07:58Should I come to my senses?
08:00You'll make us faint permanently.
08:03You've come to the wrong business.
08:05If you were a farmer, you would've at least repaid the loan.
08:07Let's do one thing. Let's change the scene.
08:10Scene number two.
08:12Done.
08:22Ramu, you've brought me to my senses again.