Dive into the hilarious chaos of "Golmaal 3," the third installment in the popular Golmaal series. Directed by Rohit Shetty, this comedy blockbuster stars Ajay Devgn, Kareena Kapoor, Arshad Warsi, Tusshar Kapoor, and Shreyas Talpade. Follow the antics of a quirky group of friends as they navigate through a series of uproarious misadventures and laugh-out-loud moments. "Golmaal 3" promises non-stop entertainment and fun for the entire family.
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00Hey, Goliwale, does he have a penchant for this?
00:03Show me your finger and you'll get a penchant.
00:05Show me, show me.
00:06Like this.
00:07Hey Gopal, tell me, when will you give me?
00:10Right now.
00:11Here.
00:12I didn't say anything.
00:13My money.
00:16Vasuli bhai,
00:18forget about your money.
00:20Why?
00:21Your jet ski business is ruined.
00:24That's why I saved you.
00:26So that you can start a new business.
00:28Do I look like a fool to you?
00:32Vasuli bhai,
00:33the truth is always bitter.
00:37So bitter.
00:38Come here.
00:39The bitter truth is that you have no respect, Vasuli bhai.
00:42Yes.
00:43And that too because you don't have a name.
00:45You don't have the fame of an established business.
00:47If you have respect, you'll have a name.
00:49You'll get a girl from a rich family.
00:52But what about the jet ski business?
00:54Diwali is coming.
00:55Why don't you open a firecracker shop?
00:57Vasuli Fireworks.
00:59Vasuli Chakri.
01:00Vasuli Sursuri.
01:01Vasuli Lauki.
01:02Vasuli Bazaar.
01:03Hey Jhukki.
01:04Why?
01:05Vasuli Rocket will also come.
01:09This Diwali will be your celebration.
01:13Celebration.
01:16It will happen here too.
01:18Celebration.
01:19Celebration.
01:20Celebration.
01:21Celebration.
01:22It will happen here too.
01:24It will happen there too.
01:29This Diwali will be your celebration.
01:33It will happen here too.
01:34It will happen there too.
01:35Celebration.
01:44What happened?
01:45Why are you so tensed?
01:46Vasuli Fireworks is opening today.
01:48Someone opened a firecracker shop right in front of me.
01:51Someone opened a firecracker shop.
02:00Gopal.
02:01These three have started the same business again.
02:03Yes.
02:21Shit.
02:24It's okay.
02:34It happened.
02:35It happened.
02:36It happened.
02:37It happened.
02:38Now it's the time to celebrate.
02:41Celebration.
02:42Celebration.
02:43Celebration.
02:46You are enjoying it too much.
02:47You are enjoying it too much.
02:48Sing while dancing.
02:51Get up. Get up.
02:53Get up. Get up.
02:55Get up. Get up.
02:57Get up. Get up.
02:59Get up. Get up.
03:01What are you doing?
03:03Copycat. Copycat. Copycat. Copycat.
03:05No one copies so much in the exam
03:07as you do in business.
03:09We'll break your entire shop with your
03:11fireworks.
03:13You'll break my shop?
03:15You'll break the shop of fireworks?
03:17I'll shoot you.
03:19I'll shoot you.
03:21Hey.
03:23Hey.
03:27Puppy boss.
03:31Too long.
03:33Do me a favour. Let's play Holi.
03:35Holi. Happy Holi.
03:37It's Diwali. Get lost.
03:39Puppy boss, come on.
03:41Bashir.
03:43Bashir.
03:45You forgot me at the time of Eid.
03:47Monkey. Monkey.
03:49Monkey.
03:51My monkey. My monkey.
03:53Happy Eid.
03:55Puppy boss, leave me.
03:57Puppy boss.
03:59Boss, today is Diwali.
04:01D-D-L-J, Diwali.
04:03Bashir is not Bashir.
04:05Your opposite party is Vasuli.
04:07V-S-L-L-O, Vasuli.
04:11Inspector.
04:13He's in danger.
04:15Danger.
04:21Bhoola.
04:23Yes.
04:25Yes, inspector.
04:27Sometimes the thief is on our left and right.
04:29And we don't even know.
04:31I've seen these two somewhere.
04:33Hey, pink shirt.
04:35Why are you hiding your face?
04:37I'm telling you.
04:39My mother ran away with someone.
04:41That's why I'm hiding my face.
04:43You don't understand.
04:45And you, blue shirt?
04:47His mother ran away with him.
04:49He's my father.
04:51That's great, inspector.
04:53Let it be.
04:55Buy firecrackers for your child.
04:57Or your wife will beat you.
04:59Inspector, you want firecrackers, right?
05:01Come to Vasuli Fireworks.
05:11Wait a minute.
05:15Today the target will be the one
05:17whose rocket will explode.
05:31Go ahead.
05:33Light it up.
05:41Hey, come here.
06:11Bombay. Bombay.
06:13Bombay. Bombay.
06:15Bombay. Bombay.
06:41Bombay. Bombay.
07:05What's going on?
07:07It's Sunday.
07:09I'm asking about you.
07:11What have I done, Guddi?
07:13Aren't you ashamed?
07:15At this age,
07:17following me.
07:19I didn't follow you, Guddi.
07:21That was by chance
07:236-7 times a day.
07:256-7 times isn't by chance.
07:29Everyone in the neighbourhood has seen you.
07:31My...
07:35If that was all,
07:37would you have come back?
07:41I had gone to come back.
07:43But the bag your father gave me,
07:47I couldn't fill it.
07:51I danced at night.
07:53I sold coconut water during the day.
07:55On weekends, I sold halwa
07:57in the streets.
07:59The kids used to tell me,
08:01I'm back. I'm back.
08:03When I came back,
08:05the shop was locked.
08:07I enquired around.
08:09They asked me,
08:11why didn't I enquire
08:133 years ago?
08:15I waited for you a lot, Guddi.
08:17And you...
08:19You got married?
08:23You didn't?
08:25Those 3 kids of yours,
08:27you got them for sale in a bazaar?
08:292 for 1 rupee.
08:31Didn't 2 of your kids
08:33run away?
08:35My...
08:39My kids aren't mine.
08:41They're Uncle Shambhu's.
08:43What?
08:45You...
08:47You married Uncle Shambhu?
08:49Guddi, what are you saying?
08:51What are you saying?
08:53No. Have you gone mad?
08:55No.
08:57They're Uncle Shambhu's grandsons.
08:59Oh.
09:01Oh, my God.
09:19He died.
09:21Oh.
09:31I haven't married all my life, Pappu.
09:35I've only waited.
09:39But why am I telling you all this?
09:41Guddi.
09:45Every day of my life
09:47would start with the sun
09:51and end with the moon.
09:53With both of them?
09:55No, no.
09:57Sunlight and moonlight
09:59are the same thing.
10:03When I didn't get you,
10:05I gave my life
10:07to the orphans.
10:09I got a job
10:11at Jamnadas Orphanage.
10:13And one day,
10:15the owner of the orphanage
10:17died while drinking milk.
10:19While drinking milk?
10:21Yes.
10:23A buffalo had fallen on him.
10:25The orphanage
10:27became an orphan again.
10:29Jamnadas gave everything to me
10:31which was already in his debt.
10:33Everything is gone.
10:35The rest of the kids have been adopted.
10:39I'll only have one bus to the orphanage
10:41and those three
10:43helpless kids.
10:45Like you,
10:47I haven't married all my life.
10:49I've only waited.
10:53Wow, wow, wow.
10:55Wow, wow, wow.
10:57Here, Shinde, hold this.
10:59I knew it. I just knew it.
11:011942, a love story.
11:03It's true. No one dated Ishqi.
11:05By the way, I'm Dabbu.
11:07Look, Dabbu.
11:09Dabbu,
11:11the kids shouldn't know
11:13that we're not their parents.
11:15Listen, dear.
11:17If they hear about the orphanage,
11:19they'll be heartbroken.
11:21Okay, uncle. Okay, auntie.
11:23Thanks.
11:37So sweet.
11:47Go for it, Dabbu.
11:53You know that
11:55our kids don't get along at all.
11:57Really? So that's your problem?
11:59Then there's no problem.
12:01What no problem, Dabbu?
12:03What will the kids say?
12:05Don't worry. Your five kids won't say anything.
12:07You have to handle two, right?
12:09One is dumb. One doesn't speak.
12:11The third one will get married
12:13by the time he speaks.
12:15Dabbu, listen to me.
12:19Guddi,
12:21I think Dabbu
12:23is going to get us married.
12:25Shut up, Appu.
12:27What are you saying, Dabbu?
12:29Mom's wedding?
12:33Gopal,
12:35mom's happiness lies in this.
12:37It's not happiness. It's suicide.
12:39What happened?
12:41Don't think like God.
12:43Think with a soft heart.
12:47This is their incomplete love story
12:49whose happy ending
12:51now depends on your permission.
12:53But how can we say yes?
12:55That too to our mom.
12:57To your mom?
12:59Look at the happiness of the one
13:01she loves.
13:03Look at the happiness of those three innocent kids.
13:05Even they will get their mom's love, right?
13:07And who knows better than you
13:09what mom's love is?
13:11That's fine, Dabbu, but...
13:13But what?
13:15You said it's time
13:17to do something.
13:19Okay, suppose we agree.
13:21But what about the people?
13:23What will they say?
13:25They'll laugh at us.
13:27They'll say, look, our son has found his mom.
13:29How many problems did your mom
13:31face to raise you two?
13:33Did your mom care about you then?
13:35Did your mom sweat and run the house?
13:37Sacrificed?
13:39Did your mom care about you then?
13:41Is mom's dream important or the reality of the world?
13:43Is mom's love important or the hatred of the world?
13:45That's enough, Dabbu!
13:53Those three
13:55innocent kids
13:57will get their mom's love.
13:59Chote?
14:01He's so young, he can't even speak.
14:03But mom...
14:05The world?
14:07Mom will get married.
14:09Will she?
14:11She will.
14:13She will.
14:21Is he the one?
14:23Yes, the one he used to follow.
14:25His love for black and white films
14:27has caught him red-handed today.
14:29Disgusting!
14:31You should be ashamed of yourself at this age.
14:33God must have not grown up from you.
14:35What?
14:37You're getting old.
14:39And you're so down-to-earth.
14:41You're so down-to-earth.
14:43You're so down-to-earth.
14:45You're so down-to-earth.
14:47First of all, don't shut up.
14:49Keep talking.
14:51That's why I'm warning you guys.
14:53My auntie will report you to the police.
14:55She has contacts up there.
14:57You might get caught.
14:59Is there no other way?
15:01There's only one way.
15:03Uncle and auntie's wedding.
15:05Uncle and auntie's wedding?
15:07It sounds so weird.
15:09Uncle's sister-in-law and uncle's auntie.
15:11Let me tell you one thing.
15:13You're about to have two kids.
15:15Kids?
15:17Small kids.
15:19I'm talking to you.
15:21Mothers.
15:23They loved each other.
15:25Laxman, it's a noble deed
15:27to make kids meet their mothers.
15:29And Lucky, you always wanted a mother.
15:31Yes.
15:33Those who have a mother's love
15:35under their feet.
15:37Imran Hashmi.
15:39Shut up.
15:41Madhav, what do you say?
15:43Think about it.
15:47Say it.
15:53Okay.
15:57Congratulations.
15:59Congratulations.
16:01First, we have to meet
16:03our mother and her two kids.
16:05Yes.
16:07We have to meet?
16:09Yes.
16:11On the wedding day?
16:13No, before the wedding.
16:15We have to meet?
16:17Yes.