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00:00Hello friends, it's me.
00:02Today we're watching a Dhar Mann video about a guy who dumps his girlfriend for being too tall.
00:07I saw this pop up on my For You page the other day.
00:09I don't know why I haven't watched it yet.
00:11So we're gonna watch it now.
00:12We're gonna be late. Let's go.
00:14Okay.
00:17Whoa.
00:18Seriously?
00:19You're really wearing heels, Gina?
00:21Yeah, Gina. Are you really wearing heels?
00:23It's a few inches gonna hurt when you are already looking down upon him.
00:27I just bought these. Aren't they so cute?
00:29No.
00:30They make you look like a giant.
00:32You're already too tall as it is. I don't need you looking any taller.
00:34Why are you dating someone tall in the first place?
00:37If you're just gonna complain about their height, it's not like she can change it.
00:40What do you want her to do?
00:41Start walking around like...
00:42Just take them off.
00:44But...
00:45I didn't bring any of the shoes to walk.
00:48This is gonna be so embarrassing.
00:49You're a foot taller than you or barefoot?
00:51You know, not even 30 seconds in the video, this relationship is doomed.
01:00I feel like the number one reason a girl wants a man that is very tall
01:05is so that they can wear heels and still be shorter than them.
01:08Hey, Matt. It's good to see you, man.
01:09Hey.
01:10Meet my new girlfriend, Rosa.
01:11Oh.
01:12Pleasure to meet you, Rosa.
01:13Before he even says it, you're a lucky man.
01:15Your girlfriend's shorter than you.
01:17You're a lucky man.
01:19She's lovely.
01:22You guys have any more wine glasses?
01:24Yeah, I'll get them.
01:25You literally just met her. How do you know she's lovely?
01:28She could be the most horrible person in this room.
01:30She could be a pygmy chef.
01:31How do you know she's lovely?
01:32So, what's up, Matt?
01:33Are you seeing anyone?
01:34I don't know.
01:35Oh, um...
01:37No one special.
01:38Sorry.
01:39Can one of you help me?
01:40What do you mean, no one special?
01:42Like, he's embarrassed of his girlfriend because she's too tall?
01:45I can't reach the wine glasses.
01:47Sure.
01:51They are really hard to reach.
01:54You might need a chair.
01:56I can help you.
01:58Oh, wow.
01:59There you go.
02:00Helps ladder to the rescue.
02:02Thanks.
02:03You must be, uh, Matt's...
02:04Friend.
02:05She's, uh...
02:06Friend?
02:08My friend.
02:09Nice to meet you.
02:11Cheers to, uh, Matt's friend.
02:14Oh, hell no.
02:15I don't even know what I would do with my boyfriend.
02:17Introduce me to his friends as a friend.
02:20From this moment on, you're gonna be my enemy.
02:22You're an op now.
02:23What are you trying to do, embarrass me?
02:25No, I was only trying to help.
02:27Well, don't.
02:29Unless you like people thinking you're a giant.
02:32Gina the Giant.
02:34Has a ring to it, doesn't it?
02:36Why are you with her if you hate her so much?
02:39He acts like she was the only option on this earth.
02:42The only woman that swiped right on him.
02:45The only one that gave him a chance was Gina the Giant.
02:49And now, Freddie the Fingerling Potato has had enough.
02:52Explode.
02:55Bobshell.
02:56Yeah, that's right.
02:58Great job, guys.
03:00Gina, you're next.
03:01Okay, let's do it.
03:02Alright, let's go, Gina.
03:05Tree.
03:06Okay.
03:07Giant.
03:10Giraffe.
03:11Giraffe.
03:13Crane.
03:15Skyscraper.
03:17Giant.
03:18Yes, yes, that's it.
03:21Babe, isn't that so funny?
03:23We were just talking about that.
03:26You really think this is all funny?
03:29They are laughing at you, not with you.
03:33Imagine if he went next and he picked up Short.
03:36Nobody has a problem with anybody being tall,
03:38except apparently the shortest guy in the room.
03:40This has nothing to do with her,
03:41and everything to do with how insecure he is.
03:44Matt, wait.
03:48This is so embarrassing.
03:49You know, it would have been less embarrassing
03:51if she went to the party barefoot
03:53than him walking out over this tall joke.
03:56Like, bro, go home.
03:57You embarrassed yourself.
03:58Can't take him out no more.
03:59Is everything okay?
04:01Of course it's not.
04:02Didn't you see how they were all laughing at you
04:03for being a giant?
04:04I'm sorry.
04:05I didn't take it like that.
04:07What if I took my pants off?
04:08You still look like a giant.
04:13Look, I really tried to make this work, Gina.
04:16I told myself, okay.
04:19She's a little tall.
04:21So what?
04:22She treats you good.
04:24She cares a lot about you.
04:27But I'm sorry.
04:31I just can't.
04:31Okay, bye-bye.
04:32Girl, go get yourself an NBA player
04:34and not an ankle-biting chihuahua.
04:36This is so embarrassing.
04:38Tonight really confirmed it all for me.
04:41What?
04:41All of this just because of how tall I am?
04:45Like, I can't control that.
04:48Well, that's too bad then, isn't it?
04:52You know, I'm such a good girlfriend to you.
04:54You know, what if I squatted down
04:56and walked around like Edna Mode?
04:59Would you then maybe give me another chance?
05:01All you care about is my height?
05:03This is so embarrassing.
05:04One day you'll realize
05:06it's not what's on the outside that matters.
05:10It's what's on the inside.
05:12Not to me.
05:15Take care.
05:18Just like that, he didn't love you to begin with.
05:20I cannot believe this.
05:21Matt breaks up with Gina
05:23and leaves her there heartbroken.
05:26Before long, Matt moves on
05:29and starts a relationship with a new girl.
05:32I hope he got the shortest girl in the room.
05:35I don't know.
05:35It's cutting it a little close.
05:37What happens when she pops on some five-inch heels?
05:39Are you gonna break up with her too?
05:40Things seem to be going great
05:42until he starts to notice
05:44that she doesn't treat him as good as Gina had.
05:48She wouldn't pay attention to him
05:50and was always distracted.
05:53And she never even wanted to be seen in public with him.
05:57She made him feel like he was worthless.
06:01The same way he made Gina feel.
06:03Why would you even date somebody
06:06that you wouldn't want to be seen in public with?
06:08Like that just blows my mind.
06:10Like if you date somebody,
06:12don't you love them?
06:13Don't you want to show them off?
06:14Matt quickly began to miss his ex-girlfriend.
06:18Oh, she was tall.
06:19She was nice.
06:20But she was tall.
06:21A couple months go by
06:23and then one day he happens to run into Gina.
06:27Hi, reservation under the name Gina?
06:29Sure, just give me a minute.
06:31Gina?
06:33Wow, I can't believe it's you.
06:36Oh, hey Matt.
06:38How have you been?
06:40Please, I want to see
06:41the seven foot tall boyfriend walking behind her.
06:44I've been better actually.
06:45My girlfriend and I just broke up.
06:48So, things have been kind of hard.
06:50Oh, boo hoo.
06:51I'm so sorry.
06:52That's okay.
06:53It was probably for the best.
06:55She didn't treat me the way you did.
06:59You know, I'm thinking about you a lot lately.
07:04Do you think we could...
07:04No.
07:06Maybe try again?
07:08Excuse me.
07:09You mind taking a picture for me, please?
07:11Oh, yeah.
07:13Sure.
07:14Give me a second.
07:15Come here, babe.
07:18Oh, is she your...
07:21She's my girlfriend.
07:22Oh, I guess she likes short guys then.
07:24Isn't she beautiful?
07:26Yeah, but doesn't it bother you
07:31being with someone, you know, so much taller than you?
07:35Are you kidding me?
07:36Absolutely not.
07:38Look, man, for me, it's not what's on the outside that matters,
07:41but what's on the inside.
07:42Didn't you just say she was beautiful?
07:43Great things come in tall packages.
07:48Thank you.
07:53Absolutely diabolical to make him take a picture.
07:56Some dudes like tall girls.
07:58Some girls like short dudes.
07:59Like, what about like the supermodels?
08:01I can't tell if this is photoshopped.
08:03Her head is literally touching the ceiling.
08:04It's a matter of preference.
08:06And if somebody doesn't fit your preference,
08:08there are literally billions of other people on this planet.
08:12If one doesn't work out, somebody else will.
08:14So, uh, do y'all two know each other from somewhere?
08:17Yeah, she was my friend.
08:19He was, he was just my friend.
08:21Mm-hmm.
08:22Your table's ready?
08:23My little friend.
08:25Good to see you, Matt.
08:27Take care.
08:29Can't tell if she has an accent or not.
08:30Sometimes I hear it, sometimes I don't.
08:32What a great ending to a great video.
08:35What's his name again?
08:36Matt.
08:37I could have swore it was Fred.
08:39Fred got the bad ending.
08:40But anyways, that's all for today.
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08:53Bye, guys.