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00:00Hello friends, it's me and out of me grows a tree.
00:03Today we are unlocking some new fears that you never thought you had.
00:07Are you sitting here and I was like, why is my front tooth wiggling?
00:12Don't wiggle it, don't wiggle.
00:17I really hope that was a baby tooth, but she don't look like a baby to me.
00:20Man, that thing just popped right off.
00:22Have you tried putting it in rice?
00:24What do you do in this situation?
00:25I don't think they could just like reattach it.
00:27I think you have to get a fake tooth.
00:28Tooth wiggle, do not wiggle.
00:30Might fall out.
00:31You know, it's either that or then you bite into food
00:33and then your tooth falls out and then you accidentally swallow it.
00:36Warning, if you have omphalophobia.
00:38If you have what?
00:39Omphalophobia.
00:40Oompa loompa phobia.
00:41Fear of the little guys?
00:42No.
00:42The fear of belly buttons.
00:43Fear of belly buttons?
00:44Who's afraid of a belly button?
00:47What are they putting inside the belly button?
00:49Is this a five minute craft hack?
00:51I want to see them pull out the forbidden play-doh.
00:53Oh, you're telling me a belly button is that deep?
00:56Nah, they filled that thing up.
00:58They made a mold of the belly button's floor plan.
01:03But it is a breeding ground for bacteria,
01:04so make sure you clean it on a regular basis.
01:07Otherwise, your body can form forbidden cheese,
01:09which you don't want.
01:10And in rare cases, if not cleaned for long enough,
01:12can form belly button stones known as omphaloliths.
01:16Afraid of belly buttons?
01:17No.
01:17Fear of growing mold inside my belly button
01:20and losing things inside there?
01:22Yes.
01:23This video just makes me uncomfortable.
01:25But I know two people with autism
01:27that will defend their belly button with their life.
01:30They have threatened to unalive me
01:32if I ever come near their belly button.
01:34I kid you not, their biggest fear is somebody
01:36putting their finger in their belly button.
01:37Is that like a relatable thing?
01:40Nobody.
01:41Normal spider in Australia.
01:43Man, I heard some things about Australia
01:45that make me never want to visit.
01:47Can y'all Australians confirm?
01:48Why is it so large and in charge?
01:51Are you big enough to pay rent?
01:53Spiders have no business being that big.
01:55POV, the I-95 collapsed on the way to the airport.
01:58Oh, at least I made it through that part of the bridge
02:00before it collapsed.
02:01Lucky day.
02:02It literally looks like the world is ending behind you.
02:06And you just drove past it.
02:07Oh well, off to Mexico.
02:10Oh, is that Subway?
02:13Just let him roll around in there.
02:15Let him eat up all the crumbs.
02:16He's a friend and not a foe.
02:17Why fast food always gotta be sauce?
02:19Like did he come out of the sandwich?
02:21Or did he drop from the ceiling?
02:22As long as you don't touch my sandwich, it's fine.
02:26She was doing her eyeliner.
02:27No!
02:33Oh my goodness.
02:34Oh my goodness.
02:35Oh no, she's possessed.
02:36Rub the demons out.
02:37This is why you have to be very careful
02:40when using liquid eyeliner.
02:42And then if it touches the inside of your eye,
02:44the water will make the ink spread.
02:46This has happened to me, but not like this bad.
02:49And you literally have to like dig the pigment out of your eye.
02:51Ugh, it's just not fun.
02:53I don't let liquid eyeliner
02:55anywhere near the inside of my eye.
02:57Don't swim at the marina.
02:59Oh, you don't gotta tell me twice.
03:00I will not be swimming at any marina anytime soon.
03:03A lake? That's a different story.
03:04What is that?
03:05Oh, there's a whole shark in there.
03:08You know, always gotta test the water first.
03:10Toss a fish in there.
03:11See if anyone takes the bait.
03:12Bro, a spawn can't be for a snack.
03:14I was watching TikToks with my sister,
03:16bee on my face,
03:18and it suddenly jumped in my mouth.
03:20You can't even do anything,
03:21because it's like, it's a bee.
03:22He sting you, he gonna die.
03:24Okay, but what business does he have being,
03:26being inside your mouth?
03:29Can't you just like tilt your head like,
03:31until he like falls out,
03:32and then he just like flies away, bee spree?
03:34Bee gone.
03:35The low-key bee terrifying.
03:37When you realize it's not an ingrown hair.
03:40Wait, then what is it?
03:40A blackhead?
03:41Pull it out.
03:42I want to see.
03:44Ew, they found a spider that buried itself in his hair.
03:49Nah, the new fear has been unlocked.
03:51I don't even know this is possible.
03:53Like how did a spider go up,
03:56and crawl itself in his hair follicle?
04:01This is one of the worst videos I've ever seen.
04:03I didn't even know this was possible.
04:05Like girl, what you doing in a hair follicle?
04:07Mmm, it's nice and cozy in here.
04:08You know when you hear there's parasites inside your brain,
04:11you're like, oh haha, funny.
04:12They can literally walk right through your pores,
04:14and live there,
04:15until they get an eviction notice.
04:17They were on a safari,
04:19and a giraffe just starts chasing the car.
04:22I had no idea they were so fast.
04:24Hey!
04:24Look, why are you chasing them?
04:25I thought they like trees.
04:27I thought they'd be eating leaves and stuff.
04:28Why are you chasing them?
04:30I ain't got any leaves for you.
04:31Oh, he fast!
04:33Bro's running like 60 miles per hour.
04:35Why you galloping like that?
04:37You know, I always wanted to go on a safari,
04:39but this is a question for Chachabity.
04:40How many people die or get hurt on a safari each year?
04:44Surely there's a chance to get trampled by an elephant,
04:47by a rhino,
04:48like you don't know what these animals are thinking.
04:50They just wake up, have a bad day,
04:51and decide to unalive you.
04:53What's gonna happen?
04:53They're not gonna go to animal prison.
04:55They have no consequences.
04:57Okay, there's millions of tourists who participate in safari activities.
05:01The number of people who die or get injured is relatively low,
05:04but not zero.
05:06So it does happen.
05:07Hippos are responsible for around 500 deaths per year,
05:11due to their aggressive and territorial nature.
05:13Yeah, I wouldn't mess around with no hippos.
05:15It could literally sit on you and the safari car,
05:17and everybody would be flattened to death.
05:19Nah, I'm good.
05:20They were just walking.
05:21Ah!
05:28Yeah, no.
05:29I think I'll just turn around.
05:32Like, where are you deciding to take a walk on some glass floor?
05:38Oh, I wanted to get some fresh air today.
05:40We going back inside.
05:41I would walk on the metal parts too.
05:43You see that guy that just casually walked out?
05:45Like, what's he doing up there?
05:46That's your first clue when you see several of the glass tiles have fallen through.
05:51I wonder which one is next.
05:53This is awful.
05:55Squid games challenge in real life.
05:57Look what was at my food at Red Lobster.
06:00Yeah, a shrimp in the scampi.
06:03That's a little more than a shrimp.
06:04Why are there butts in it?
06:06The seasoning is alive.
06:08This is horrifying,
06:10because I feel like I wouldn't have noticed that.
06:12I don't be zooming in times 10 into my food before I eat it.
06:16I just get it and be like, yay, eat it.
06:18I don't look too deep into it.
06:20Maybe I should.
06:20Maybe I should just not go to Red Lobster.
06:26Beach worms.
06:26What are beach worms?
06:31You were telling me that.
06:31Oh, get him, get him.
06:34Sir, that is a rope.
06:35How long is this thing?
06:36You telling me these things live under the surface of the beach?
06:38You know, I really hope they stay there.
06:40Is that what that movie Dune was based off of?
06:42Just the Al-Gaib.
06:43I hate that I know this is a thing now.
06:46So many questions.
06:47What is that thing doing so deep in the sand?
06:50As long as they're not on the surface level, it's fine.
06:52Also, why you gotta bait him like that?
06:53Like, oh, he's just trying to get a little snacky snack.
06:56And then you go reel him and all five feet of him in.
06:59Okay, beach worms are commonly found along sandy shorelines,
07:03especially in Australia.
07:04They can grow up to 6'5".
07:06Trust fun, blue eyes.
07:08We're talking about worms.
07:09So beach worms are actually used for fishing bait,
07:11but didn't he use a fish to bait the worm?
07:14Maybe they're just like attracted to each other.
07:16Fish like worm, worm like fish.
07:18Just get married already.
07:19When your pasta is old and has like a white spot, what is it?
07:24Is that a maggot?
07:25How did it get inside the pasta?
07:31It's moving.
07:32Okay, now but for real, how did it get inside the pasta?
07:35Like, was he born in there?
07:37Did he grow up and mature,
07:38and then break free through the walls of the spaghetti?
07:41I'm so confused.
07:42I really gotta start checking all my food.
07:44You can't trust nothing.
07:45Is there a word for a fear of bugs in your food?
07:49Oh, there is a specific word.
07:51Entomophobia.
07:52There really is a phobia for everything.
07:54Phobia of measuring tape.
07:56There's no way.
07:56It doesn't have a specific name,
07:58but it could be considered a type of metrophobia.
08:02There's a fear of measurements or measuring.
08:06I guess they're not baking a cake anytime soon.
08:09She was taking a selfie with a camel.
08:13I wasn't expecting him to pull it straight out of her scalp.
08:18He thought Barbara was the hay.
08:19You know, just a little snack.
08:20He knew exactly what he was doing.
08:23She probably thought he was giving her a little kiss like...
08:26Yank the hair out of her scalp.
08:28He was trying to start the lawnmower.
08:32Bar can keep the rug.
08:35Oh, is there a snake in there?
08:37Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
08:38That's your rug now.
08:40That's not a snake.
08:40That's a big snake.
08:41Oh, is it like a monitor lizard?
08:44I'm not no lizard expert.
08:45This has got to be in Florida.
08:46What do you do?
08:47Wait for him to leave the rug tower?
08:49I think he likes it in there.
08:50Got views of the entire living room.
08:52I think I'll stay in my little penthouse.
08:53Daily reminder to never curl your lashes after mascara.
08:58I get one of these videos every once in a while
09:00for somebody who doesn't know.
09:02You have to curl them before you put mascara on
09:04or wait for the mascara to dry
09:05because if you do them when they're wet,
09:07you might lose a lash or two.
09:08You know, give them a good little trimmy trim.
09:10Oh man, I would have thought that was a strip lash on there.
09:13That was all the lashes I had.
09:16Okay, let's do a little phobia test.
09:18Part two, nyctophobia.
09:19What is nyctophobia?
09:21There's like a phobia word for everything.
09:22Literally every fear.
09:24Okay, what is this?
09:25I can't see nothing.
09:26Oh, oh, I see a little head right there.
09:28Chat GPT, what's nyctophobia?
09:30It's severe fear of the dark.
09:32Well, why didn't you just say so?
09:34So it's not just the fear of the dark,
09:36but what is hidden inside the dark.
09:39I low-key might have this
09:40because whenever I get up to go to the bathroom at night,
09:43I like give myself a mini heart attack
09:45whenever I see a little shadow in the corner,
09:47like but it's just like my plant.
09:49This is a good one.
09:50He's, he's harmless.
09:51I don't know, sometimes my own shadow scares me.
09:53I am just afraid that there's something hiding
09:56in the darkness of my room.
09:58Finds a random bald patch.
09:59Oh, that's what the camel did to that other lady.
10:02What do you mean it's kind of small?
10:04It's like a tennis ball.
10:06I'm gonna start checking my scalp.
10:07Like how do you lose that much hair and not notice a smooth patch?
10:11Oh, it just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
10:13Girl, please go see a doctor.
10:14How does this even happen?
10:16Chat GPT, random bald spot that keeps getting bigger.
10:19Okay, it's got to be some kind of alopecia,
10:21which is an autoimmune condition
10:23where the immune system attacks the hair follicles,
10:25causing hair loss.
10:26Basically, your immune system sees the hair follicle as an op,
10:30and it's like, you gotta go.
10:31You don't belong on this body.
10:33Oh my God!
10:33Oh my God!
10:34Oh my God!
10:36Oh my God!
10:38Oh my God!
10:40Oh my God!
10:42No, okay.
10:42That was a little one.
10:43You'll be fine.
10:43You couldn't pay me to go on a ship in the middle of the ocean.
10:47Humans just simply do not belong there.
10:49If they belong there, the ocean water would be drinkable.
10:51That's what I think.
10:52I'm so glad pools exist.
10:55Bro can keep my car.
10:58Yeah, that's his car now.
10:59Glossa, where you been?
11:00Prison?
11:01Why are your cargo cobwebs all over it?
11:03Look at that guy.
11:03He don't even got a license.
11:05But anyways, that's all for today.
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