Emma Magnolia on Losing her V Card & Learning to Clap her BBL interview / Podcast
Emma Magnolia on Losing her V Card & Learning to Clap her BBL interview / Podcast
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00:00you decide to become a fake redhead
00:02to become a fake redhead yeah you're
00:03going to call me on the podcast well how
00:05fake i don't know how fake it is and i
00:06don't know how long you've been doing it
00:07my hair has like a little bit of redness
00:09in it but actually this this ties back
00:11to the same the same girl in this
00:13married lesbian couple she had red hair
00:15it's like this color basically and i
00:18really liked it on her
00:20and
00:21she had like a lot of like loyal like
00:23fans of like her as like a burlesque
00:25dancer who like loved her red hair and
00:28was obsessed with it and i was like i
00:29want that
00:31because it just looks like so much red
00:32hair is very hot yeah it's like
00:34eye-catching
00:35yeah and so
00:37and i so i started wearing a red wig
00:38because i had a shaved head at the time
00:41i was a buzz cut girl um and people wow
00:44yeah i would like to see that i showed
00:45you a photo for the other day that she
00:46posted on her story oh yeah yeah
00:50first driver
00:51so yeah i used to be a i used to have
00:53like shaved like to myself yeah too
00:55i was like a little punk like girl with
00:57a shaved head
00:58but um you feel like you get a lot more
01:00action though you have hair
01:02uh no i feel like it's harder for bald
01:04girls
01:06but if you like girls i feel like it's
01:07pretty it's like a sign okay
01:22people would go crazy about it yeah wow
01:37i feel like there's some uh
01:42because it's like all the hair is
01:43probably under it so you look like you
01:44have this big weird misshapen head while
01:47cats look insane yeah
01:49they don't look like you like condom
01:51heads yeah they're not hot condom heads
01:55do you ever eat [ __ ] with a dental dam
01:57[ __ ] no
01:59they used to give those out of college
02:00all the time they'd pass them out to you
02:02and you'd be leaving an event you're
02:03like what the [ __ ] am i going to do with
02:04this i know they're going to put
02:06something between my mouth and
02:07somebody's [ __ ] that's what i'm saying
02:09like if you need this
02:11then you shouldn't be doing this
02:13i'm not a safe sex lesbian
02:15i mean it's like you're gonna i mean if
02:17you're gone or your company just deal
02:18with it like i feel treated women don't
02:20really have safe sex
02:23we don't use protection
02:25yeah yeah you guys didn't start this
02:27problem have you ever gone in like
02:28hooked up with a girl and like use
02:30protection no like with somebody else
02:31who has a [ __ ] what are you gonna do
02:33yeah what are you gonna do i mean
02:34obviously all the girls i work with we
02:35get tested but like not when i was just
02:37like a civilian yeah like i was a
02:39regular person i mean a lesbian can't
02:41give another lesbian age more or less
02:43right
02:44it would be really difficult it would be
02:45yeah so it's kind of like well i want
02:47the books to come forward because
02:48everything else you can get is not that
02:50big deal in comparison to the monster
02:52right everything that's not aids you're
02:53just like [ __ ] it i mean yeah
02:56i'll just go to the doctor
02:58yeah you take a pill or you get a shot
02:59in your butt like whatever yeah
03:01yeah i mean i was not concerned
03:04yeah right makes sense to me
03:06so um okay well how do you feel about
03:09this whole anal concept are you a little
03:11nervous how's your day been leading up
03:13to this
03:14i haven't eaten anything today or
03:16yesterday you said yeah like a piece of
03:18pizza yesterday that was it wow
03:20this is why i have a hard time with
03:22animal i don't like being hungry i know
03:23i don't like i don't like being hungry
03:25it sucks you gotta what are you gonna
03:27eat after this
03:28i don't know something really tasty make
03:31up something delicious because he's
03:32probably gonna cook something for me
03:33tell me about the the stretching you've
03:34been doing
03:36i use this like anal stretching code
03:38that's like shaped like this
03:39different notches it's literally this
03:41big like the orange one's on the side of
03:42the road no it's like a little it's like
03:44a black one it's like made of silicone i
03:46don't put do it all the way down because
03:48it's like that would have been like this
03:49big that would get [ __ ] crazy
03:52oh my god but yeah i just
03:54you put on your schedule like stretch
03:56ass tuesday 12 p.m that was my intention
03:59leading up to this
04:01to have like a very regimented like
04:03[ __ ] stretching routine that's right
04:06but then i left that's like the first
04:07day i was like stretching i was like oh
04:09it's gonna be fine
04:11and so yeah so is this part of your
04:13excited like sexual exploration you're
04:15like i'm finally gonna do my angle
04:18i'm excited to do it yeah i'm excited to
04:20do it yeah i've heard from girls that
04:22just using like a silicone dildo and
04:24just like [ __ ] yourself in the ass
04:25over and over again it's a pretty good
04:26way to stretch as well i just yeah i
04:29believe it i just
04:31hate the way that like
04:34i don't hate the way that dildos feel
04:35but the way that dildos feel in my ass
04:37is not a favorite
04:39not a favorite i don't have a lot of
04:41experience with dollars in my ass either
04:42yeah i prefer
04:44there's something about when you see a
04:45girl with a really nice butt that you
04:48just want to see a dick go into it you
04:49know
04:51fast yeah i feel like i didn't even
04:53figure out that she had such a nice butt
04:54until like halfway through the interview
04:55when she took her pants off and then i
04:57was like oh oh that's a little bit
04:59during the last clapping segment the
05:01absolute segment was definitely a whole
05:03thing yeah when did you figure out you
05:04can do that
05:05i tried so hard to be able to clap my
05:08ass the whole time that i was a dancer
05:10um like i had people trying to teach me
05:13i worked at this club in austin where
05:15this one girl would like clap her ass so
05:17loud that the dj would turn off the
05:18music and it would just be like her ass
05:20like clapping like echoing throughout
05:21the whole club car alarms going off in
05:23the parking lot
05:25but um
05:27yeah so i wanted to be able to do it for
05:29a long time so i kept just kept trying
05:31like every day until i was able to do it
05:33i think i i got a little thicker during
05:35the pandemic and then i was finally able
05:38you need them to be close enough to like
05:40really touch exactly that's always kind
05:42of how i thought about sucking my own
05:43dick like maybe if i just tried every
05:45day eventually i would get limber and
05:47that's what i could do i feel like
05:48that's accurate
05:49you would just get good enough at it but
05:51then when i got my bbl it's like i just
05:54like
05:55move and get my ass class you have a lot
05:57more to move around down there yeah
05:58how'd the bbl change your life
06:01uh i feel really confident
06:04i i mean i was i was definitely about
06:05myself before but i feel like
06:08um
06:13i feel
06:14uh
06:15it's hard to say because my life is
06:17basically the same i have basically all
06:19the same opportunities i'm just more
06:20hype about everything
06:23that makes sense yeah that makes sense
06:24to me
06:26i see the way it impacts dudes when
06:28they're in the office when a girl walks
06:29in to do the podcast and i see i could
06:31feel like the temperature of like the
06:33editors and stuff where it's like
06:35if their [ __ ] hearts start beating
06:36out of their chests and their eyes
06:38[ __ ] dilate then i know that we're
06:39working with something you know
06:41do you think of ubl is a measure of
06:42whether that's happening yeah these
06:44symbols of course
06:49because sometimes they'll be like a girl
06:51and like maybe we all have known her for
06:53a long time and then we all see her we
06:55seem to put your instagram we realize
06:56she got a fake ass and like
06:58everyone's talking about her different
07:00and i'm just like look at how easily
07:02we're fooled like look at the way that
07:04this fake butt has us all talking about
07:07her like she's a [ __ ] 10 right now
07:08like what the [ __ ] is wrong with us
07:10that's what i wanted but you also just
07:11have to accept it like okay this is
07:13biology this is how my brain just works
07:15yeah yeah that was what i wanted and i
07:16got it yeah yeah
07:18welcome to the jungle
07:20anyway i do believe we have some work to
07:22do here i'm going to be
07:24just over there watching
07:26probably hard as a rock staring like
07:27this