Emma Magnolia on Losing her V Card & Learning to Clap her BBL interview / Podcast
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00:00When did you decide to become a fake redhead?
00:02To become a fake redhead? You're going to call me out on the podcast.
00:04Well, I don't know how fake it is and I don't know how I'm even doing it.
00:07My hair has a little bit of redness in it, but actually this ties back to the same girl in this married lesbian couple.
00:14She had red hair. It's like this color, basically, and I really liked it on her.
00:20And she had a lot of loyal fans of her as a burlesque dancer who loved her red hair and was obsessed with it.
00:29And I was like, I want that.
00:31Because it just looks so much better. Red hair is very hot. It's very eye-catching.
00:35Yeah, and so I started wearing a red wig because I had a shaved head at the time. I was a buzzcut girl.
00:42Wow. I would like to see that. I showed you a photo of her the other day that she posted on her story.
00:48Oh, really? Yeah.
00:51So, yeah, I used to have a shaved head to my skin, too.
00:55I was like a little punk girl with a shaved head.
00:58Wow. Do you feel like you get a little more action now that you have hair?
01:02Uh, no. I feel like it's harder when you're with bald girls.
01:05You still have it. But if you like girls, I feel like it's pretty...
01:08It's like a sign.
01:11Yeah, girls love a shaved head. Also, guys love a shaved head. I feel like I got this as mine.
01:16I liked it. I would like to dip my head in oil and rub it all over her body.
01:20People always wanted to like lick my scalp. People would go crazy about it. Yeah. Wow.
01:25I like girls with a shaved head. Yeah.
01:29Damn.
01:30The shaved head. Yeah. I could go for that.
01:33We need to find a girl with a shaved head one day.
01:35Okay, I'll find one. I'll scout one. Or her. I feel like there's some...
01:38Shaved girls. Shave your head again.
01:39They're a bald cap. I'm just kidding. I won't do that.
01:41But the bald cap kind of sucks because it's like all the hair is piled up under it.
01:44So you look like you have this big weird misshapen head. Bald caps look insane. Yeah.
01:49They don't look sexy. They're like condom heads. Yeah, they're not hot. Condom heads.
01:55Do you ever eat pussy with a dental dam?
01:57Fuck no.
01:59They used to give those out at college all the time.
02:01They'd pass them out to you as you'd be leaving in the back.
02:03You're like, what the fuck am I going to do with this?
02:05I know. They're easier.
02:07You're going to put something between my mouth and somebody's pussy?
02:09That's what I'm saying. Like if you need this, then you shouldn't be doing this.
02:13I'm not a safe sex lesbian.
02:15I mean, it's like you're going to...
02:17I mean, you're going to go on your comedy and just deal with it.
02:19I feel like gay women don't really have safe sex.
02:23We don't use protection.
02:25You guys didn't start this problem.
02:27Have you ever gone and hooked up with a girl and used protection?
02:29No.
02:31With somebody else who has a pussy?
02:33What are you going to do?
02:35Obviously all the girls I work with, we get tested.
02:37But not when I was just a civilian.
02:39Yeah, as a regular person.
02:41I mean, a lesbian can't give another lesbian AIDS more or less, right?
02:43It would be really difficult.
02:45So it's kind of like, well, then what the fuck is a condom for?
02:47Because everything else you can get is not that big a deal in comparison to the monster, right?
02:52Everything that's not AIDS, you're just like, fuck it.
02:54I mean, yeah, basically.
02:56I'll just go to the doctor.
02:58You take a pill or you get a shot in your butt.
03:00Like, whatever.
03:02I mean, I was not concerned.
03:04Right. Makes sense to me.
03:06So, okay.
03:08How do you feel about this whole anal concept?
03:10Are you a little nervous?
03:12How has your day been leading up to this?
03:14I haven't eaten anything today.
03:16Or yesterday, you said.
03:18Yeah, I ate like a piece of pizza yesterday. That was it.
03:20This is why I have a hard time with anal.
03:22I don't like being hungry.
03:24I know, I don't like being hungry.
03:26It sucks. What are you going to eat after this?
03:28I don't know.
03:30Something really tasty.
03:32I think of something delicious.
03:34Tell me about the stretching you've been doing.
03:36I use this anal stretching cone.
03:38It's shaped like this.
03:40It's literally this big.
03:42Like the orange ones on the side of the road?
03:44No, it's like a black one.
03:46It's made of silicone.
03:48My day would have been this big.
03:50It would have been fucking crazy.
03:52Oh my god.
03:54Do you put that on your schedule?
03:56Stretch your ass, Tuesday, 12pm.
03:58That was my intention leading up to this.
04:00To have a very regimented
04:02asshole stretching routine.
04:04Right.
04:06But then I wound up, the first day I was stretching it,
04:08I was like, oh, it's going to be fine.
04:10Wow.
04:12So is this part of your excited sexual exploration?
04:14You're like, I'm finally going to do my anal.
04:18I'm excited to do it.
04:20I've heard from girls that just using
04:22a silicone dildo
04:24and just fucking yourself in the ass over and over again
04:26is a pretty good way to stretch as well.
04:28Yeah, I believe it.
04:30I just hate the way that
04:32dildos feel.
04:34I don't hate the way that dildos feel,
04:36but the way that dildos feel in my ass is not a favorite.
04:38Not a favorite.
04:40I don't have a lot of experience with dildos in my ass either.
04:42I prefer...
04:44There's something about when you see a girl with
04:47a nice butt that you just want to see a dick
04:49go into it, you know?
04:51Facts.
04:53I feel like I didn't even figure out that she had such a nice butt
04:55until halfway through the interview when she took her pants off.
04:57Then I was like, oh, that's lit.
04:59During the ass clapping segment?
05:01The ass clapping segment was definitely a whole thing.
05:03When did you figure out you could do that?
05:05I tried so hard
05:07to be able to clap my ass the whole time that I was
05:09a dancer.
05:11I had people try to teach me.
05:13I worked at this club in Austin
05:15where this one girl would clap her ass so loud
05:17that the DJ would turn off the music
05:19and it would just be her ass clapping and echoing
05:21throughout the whole club.
05:23Car alarms going off in the parking lot.
05:27I wanted to be able to do it for a long time
05:29so I just kept trying
05:31every day until I was able to do it.
05:33I think I got a little thicker
05:35during the pandemic and then
05:37I was finally able to clap my ass.
05:39You need them to be close enough to really touch.
05:41Exactly.
05:44Maybe if I just tried every day
05:46eventually I would get limber enough that I could do it.
05:48I feel like that's accurate.
05:50You would just get good enough at it.
05:52But then when I got my BBL
05:54I just moved
05:56and my ass clapped.
05:58You have a lot more to move around, don't you?
06:00How did the BBL change your life?
06:02I feel really confident.
06:04I was definitely about myself before
06:06but I feel like
06:08um
06:10hmm
06:12I feel
06:14it's hard to say
06:16because my life is basically the same.
06:18I have basically all the same opportunities
06:20I'm just more hype about everything.
06:22That makes sense.
06:24That makes sense to me.
06:26I see the way it impacts dudes.
06:28When they're in the office and a girl walks in to do the podcast
06:30and I see, I can feel
06:32the temperature of the editors and stuff
06:34where it's like if their fucking hearts
06:36start beating out of their chest and their eyes fucking dilate
06:38then I know that we're working with something.
06:40Do you think a BBL is a measure of
06:42whether that's happening?
06:44Yeah, these simpletons? Of course.
06:46You're poor employees.
06:48I'm the same way, bro.
06:50Because sometimes it'll be like a girl
06:52and maybe we all have known her for a long time
06:54and then we all see her, we see her on Instagram
06:56and we realize she's got a fake ass
06:58and everyone's talking about her different.
07:00And I'm just like, look at how easily
07:02we're fooled.
07:05Fake butt has us all talking about her
07:07like she's a fucking 10 right now
07:09like what the fuck is wrong with us?
07:11That's what I wanted.
07:13But you also just have to accept it like, okay, this is biology.
07:15This is how my brain just works.
07:17That's what I wanted and I got it.
07:19Welcome to the jungle.
07:21Anyway, I do believe we have some work to do here.
07:23I'm going to be just over there watching
07:25probably hard as a rock.
07:27Staring like this.