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00:00Music

00:18Ma, Oma, Ma

00:22Music

00:29Ma, Oma

00:31Ma, where did you go?

00:33Who is there?

00:34Music

00:36Oma, I am your younger brother, Fatu

00:39My younger brother has come so late

00:43I am eating, eating, eating

00:46Music

00:54Oma, Oma, Oma

00:58Ma, I miss you so much

01:02I miss you all the time, how are you?

01:05I am fine, but you have gone out of the house

01:09I miss you so much

01:11Ma, I don't have any problem

01:14But I forgive you in advance

01:16You have come

01:17Take this

01:18Where are you?

01:19Your son-in-law has come

01:21What son-in-law?

01:23Call him

01:24Music

01:28Hey, send my son-in-law

01:30Ma, he is your son-in-law

01:32Music

01:38What?

01:39Oh, he is your son-in-law?

01:43No, he is not your son-in-law

01:45Then whose son-in-law is he?

01:47Your son-in-law has come here

01:50Then who is he?

01:52Music

01:57He is that black shirt

02:00Music

02:04Shut up

02:05Music

02:13Ma, he is not your son-in-law

02:15He is your son-in-law

02:16What?

02:17Son-in-law?

02:20Ma, what are you doing here?

02:23What are you doing here?

02:25Assalamualaikum, Ma

02:27Assalamualaikum, son

02:30What are you doing here alone?

02:33What are you doing here alone?

02:35I am here for sweets

02:38Oh, son-in-law

02:40What are you doing here alone?

02:43Hey, son-in-law

02:45What?

02:48Hey, son-in-law

02:49Don't come here

02:52I don't eat sweets

02:54Hey, son-in-law

02:55What?

02:56Go to your mother

02:57And give her the sweets that I am giving you

03:00Don't come to my house

03:01Go and bring it

03:02Okay

03:03Go and bring it

03:05Music

03:08Give it to me

03:09Music

03:24Mr. Choudhury

03:25Did you hear the incident?

03:27What incident?

03:28Ha ha ha

03:29Did you have a son-in-law in your house?

03:32What?

03:33Son-in-law?

03:34I don't know about this incident

03:36Everyone in this village knows about this

03:38Only I don't know

03:41Hey, son-in-law

03:42Are you a good son-in-law?

03:45I am a good son-in-law

03:47Hey, son-in-law

03:48So, who is the son-in-law?

03:49Everyone in this village knows about him

03:51Only I don't know

03:52Did he come to your house?

03:53He came to your house

03:56What a bad joke

03:58Are you a good son-in-law?

03:59Give me the money

04:00I don't have much money

04:02Give me my money

04:05Mr. Choudhury

04:06I don't know. I don't know anything. I know everything in this world.

04:15Hello, Sharma sir.

04:17There is an incident at home.

04:19No, no, no. I can't reach you on mobile.

04:22I am coming. I am coming. Who am I?

04:25I am coming. Where am I?

04:27Okay, okay. I am coming.

04:30Hey, where is your Sharma?

04:32I am coming. I am coming.

04:33Okay, okay. I am coming.

04:35Hey, where is your Sharma?

04:37Eat. I am coming to the saloon in Vemala.

04:39Eat on time.

04:41Oh, my God.

04:43Your husband feeds you three times a day.

04:47He puts salt on food.

04:49Does he give you any kind of help?

04:52Actually, I don't know what the mother's help is.

04:57Here, there is an egg.

04:59Oh, my God.

05:01Sahasrtoor?

05:02What kind of Sahasrtoor is this?

05:04I don't want to eat, I don't want to eat.

05:05Who gave you this hookah?

05:12Earlier you used to make a bell out of a piece of cloth.

05:14Your bell out was tight.

05:16Now if you make a bell out of a piece of cloth, will it open?

05:18Oh my mother!

05:19This is not a Sahasrtoor.

05:21Huh?

05:22This is a fish.

05:23Fish.

05:28Oh mother!

05:30Oh my mother!

05:32Hey Chandulia!

05:36I'm coming, I'm coming.

05:59Oh mother!

06:00Why don't you give your son-in-law a piece of cloth?

06:04Oh my mother!

06:05Hey Chandulia!

06:06Give him a piece of cloth.

06:15Hey!

06:17Hey Chandulia!

06:18Give him a piece of fish.

06:20Huh?

06:21He's my son-in-law.

06:22He can't eat fish.

06:23What are you saying?

06:24He's my son-in-law.

06:25He can't eat fish.

06:26He can't eat fish.

06:27He can't eat fish.

06:28Why can't he?

06:29Every time he wants to eat fish,

06:30he just says,

06:31I'm not interested,

06:32I'm not interested.

06:33He's just messing with the fish.

06:34Hey!

06:35Give me a piece of cloth.

06:36Why should you play with fish?

06:37I'm interested.

06:38I want to feed the fish.

06:39The fish is eaten at home,

06:40don't you know?

06:42Hey, give me a piece of cloth.

06:43Give me a piece of cloth.

06:48It's not my fault.

06:53I don't eat fish.

06:54I don't eat fish.

06:55I don't want to eat.

06:58Eat the egg.

06:59Again, eat the egg.

07:00Do it again.

07:01Eat the egg.

07:02If you don't eat it, I'll give you a big one.

07:04Here you go.

07:08If only I had an elder son-in-law.

07:11Hey, Santosh.

07:12Does an elder son-in-law eat fish head?

07:13Yes, yes.

07:14He eats fish head.

07:15Then give me his phone.

07:17Give me his mobile.

07:18I want to go to his wedding.

07:20Okay.

07:21I'll give you his phone right now.

07:23He doesn't eat fish head.

07:25He can't cook.

07:27He doesn't eat fish head.

07:28He's always eating fish head.

07:32Boss.

07:33Hello, boss.

07:36Hey, man.

07:38You're a very bad person.

07:40I hired you with a lot of love.

07:43To give you my education.

07:45I'm a cheer man.

07:47You're calling me boss.

07:50I'm a pocket man.

07:52And you're my servant.

07:53I made a mistake, sir.

07:55There's a story, sir.

07:58There was a girl.

07:59Kohli?

08:00No, no, no.

08:01She liked him.

08:03My nephew?

08:04Yes.

08:05He's back in the village, sir.

08:07What?

08:08Yes.

08:09This is Anand's son-in-law.

08:10No, no, no.

08:11There's a problem with Anand.

08:13What's the problem?

08:14He's not alone.

08:15His son-in-law is here.

08:18So, what's the problem?

08:19Aha.

08:21There's a problem.

08:22He sold me to that guy.

08:23I'll kill that guy.

08:25Who are you?

08:27Aha.

08:28The guy with the camera.

08:30Yes.

08:32Sandu.

08:33Sandu.

08:34Sandu.

08:35Sandu.

08:36Sandu.

08:37Sandu.

08:38Sandu.

08:39Sandu.

08:40Sandu.

08:41Sandu.

08:42Sandu.

08:43Sandu.

08:44Sandu.

08:45Sandu.

08:46Sandu.

08:47Sandu.

08:48Sandu.

08:49Sandu.

08:50Sandu.

08:51Sanmu.

08:52Sanmu.

08:53Sandu.

08:54Sandu.

08:55Sandu.

08:56Sanmu.

08:57Sanmu.

08:58Don't do that.

08:59What is this feeling?

09:00What?

09:01Still.

09:02If someone solves the problem.

09:03They'll prosperity.

09:04If he solves it, will space heavily.

09:05Why does not he do it?

09:06For his future, the 13 billion man.

09:07We have plans.

09:08We'll find him.

09:09We'll take a big nap.

09:10Who's for the nap?

09:11Let's grab one of these and eat.

09:12What if he doesn't have it?

09:13He will lose his head.

09:14What else to get?

09:15Just give me two.

09:16I will only have one.

09:17What did you say?

09:19Nonsense

09:21After I quit my job,

09:23you didn't give me a good education

09:25till now.

09:27I took the decision

09:29to quit your job.

09:31But after giving you this idea,

09:33I feel that

09:35you have 2 more months to quit your job.

09:37Oh my god!

09:47Music

10:16Hey, driver!

10:18Yes, boss.

10:19Please go fast.

10:21Get me a packet of bananas.

10:23Go fast.

10:25But boss,

10:26there is less oil in the car.

10:27I need to fill it up.

10:32Hey, Chandu!

10:33Yes, brother.

10:34Give it to me.

10:38What?

10:39Don't you have any shame?

10:41Your elder son-in-law is coming home.

10:43Don't you have any duty?

10:44Why are you standing here?

10:46Huh?

10:47Give it to me.

10:48Give it to me.

10:49Go fast.

10:50Okay, boss.

10:56My son-in-law!

10:58My elder son-in-law!

11:00My son-in-law!

11:02Dad!

11:03Don't you have any problem with me?

11:05I don't have any problem.

11:07How is my health?

11:08Alhamdulillah.

11:09You are fine.

11:10Mom, don't worry.

11:12I am fine.

11:13I am fine.

11:14Mom,

11:15give me Rs. 3000.

11:18Dad,

11:19what will you do with Rs. 3000?

11:22I will fill oil in the car.

11:23Mom,

11:24is there any problem?

11:25Give me a packet of bananas.

11:26I am so busy.

11:29Give it to me.

11:30Hey, boss!

11:31Give me a packet of cigarettes.

11:36Wait.

11:38Mom,

11:39I don't know

11:40where my son-in-law is.

11:42I don't know where he is.

11:44I can't find him.

11:45So, I am going to his house.

11:47I don't know

11:48where he is.

11:51Hey, driver!

11:52Give me a cigarette.

11:57Come inside.

12:04Look at this.

12:06My son-in-law is driving a car.

12:08He is so busy.

12:09He is filling oil in the car.

12:11He is filling cigarettes in the van.

12:13Why is he coming here?

12:14He is so busy.

12:15Busy?

12:17I am a driver.

12:18I buy the money for my son-in-law.

12:21But he is so busy.

12:23He is sitting in the van.

12:26So, he is not coming.

12:29I can't stand the sight of the people after they come.

12:34They all beat me.

12:36Yes.

12:37You have grown up.

12:38I have grown up.

12:40I'll be back in a minute.

12:50Hey, secretary, that's my photo.

12:53Yes, that's your photo.

12:55That's my photo, isn't it?

12:58Yes.

12:59Give it to me.

13:10Hey, secretary, what's wrong with my daughter-in-law?

13:15What's wrong with my daughter-in-law?

13:18She went to the market yesterday.

13:20She ate all the vegetables in the market.

13:25You can't even cook properly.

13:28Oh, God, you're such a fool.

13:31She has become a fool.

13:33Look, she's such a fool.

13:35Hey, Bhatu, what are you doing here?

13:41You've become a running chairman twice like me...

13:44...and now you've fallen in love with a politician.

13:47I've heard a lot about you.

13:49You're a beautiful woman, but you're a bad man.

13:52I've seen it with my own eyes.

13:54Don't you remember, Bhatu?

13:56I sang so many beautiful songs for you...

13:59...at the Bodgastala.

14:01I sang so many beautiful songs for you...

14:04...at the Bodgastala.

14:06Why are you talking nonsense?

14:08I'll never go to the Bodgastala with you.

14:10What's wrong with you?

14:12I was just imagining.

14:15Believe me, Bhatu.

14:17There was no one else in my imagination except you.

14:22Now you become a politician...

14:24...and buy a Mercedes for your wife.

14:27You appreciate this Mercedes.

14:29But you don't appreciate it.

14:32I don't have a problem with this Mercedes.

14:35I'll buy another one from the same garage.

14:39You're right.

14:41Now you come to me with a deal.

14:44You buy a car for Bhatu.

14:46What else can I give you?

14:48I'll give you five widows.

14:52Okay.

14:53Now I'll give you five widows.

14:58You'll live happily with them.

15:01Now I'll give you a government house.

15:05I'll give you a government house.

15:09You'll get married to a woman of your quality.

15:12You'll live happily with her.

15:14Bhatu, come. The deal is final.

15:16Bhatu, come.

15:17Don't you dare!

15:19Don't you dare!

15:22If you touch Bhatu, I'll kill you.

15:26I'll kill you.

15:28Oh, no!

15:30You're marrying a woman of your quality.

15:33I'll kill you.

15:35I'll kill you.

15:38Come to me.

15:41Wait.

15:43He's a poor man.

15:45He has no money.

15:47If he dies, we'll be in trouble.

15:49You're a woman of your quality.

15:52You're marrying a woman of your quality.

15:54If you touch Bhatu, I'll kill you.

15:57Wait.

15:58I'll give you a government house.

16:03I'll give you a government house.

16:06I'll give you a government house.

16:19Mother.

16:22Yes, son-in-law.

16:24Can I go now?

16:26I've come to my village.

16:29I have a family.

16:31If I don't get married, I'll be in trouble.

16:34I have to eat mangoes.

16:37I have a responsibility.

16:40I have to do something.

16:42I have to do something.

16:45Yes, son-in-law.

16:47Give me the money.

16:52Do you need 5000 rupees?

16:54I don't have money bag.

16:57I don't have money bag.

17:00I don't have money bag.

17:05You're lucky.

17:08Take it.

17:10Take it.

17:12I forgot.

17:15I need 2000 rupees.

17:17Take 2000 rupees.

17:19Take it.

17:21I'll buy a sari.

17:23I don't have a sari.

17:26I have a sari.

17:29I'll buy a sari.

17:38I don't have 2000 rupees.

17:42I'll buy a sari.

17:46I'll buy a sari.

17:49I don't have money bag.

17:51I need 5000 rupees.

17:53I have a sari.

17:56I don't have money bag.

17:58I'll buy a sari.

18:01I don't have money bag.

18:03I have a sari.

18:06I have a son-in-law.

18:10I have a son-in-law.

18:13I have a son-in-law.

18:18I'll go to the market and get a sari.

18:23I'll get a sari.

18:27I don't have money bag.

18:30I don't have money bag.

18:34I'll get a sari.

18:37I don't have money bag.

18:40Everytime I come to Harbour, I have to ask my mom to drop me off at home.

18:43Then I have to go to Hauri, get my car oiled, eat my own biryani,

18:47then I have to go to Hauri to buy a new saree.

18:50So which one should I buy?

18:51This one.

18:52I am also learning from my boss.

18:54I don't know how a girl can get married in just 5 days.

18:56Otherwise, I would have given it to her.

18:58I am also the same.

19:00Show me well, show me well.

19:02Oh my father.

19:03Father, I can't feed you as your son-in-law.

19:10I want to feed you more.

19:13Take this mask.

19:22Eat.

19:23Eat well, father.

19:24Take this, father.

19:25What is this, mom?

19:27What are you doing?

19:28You always come to give it to my son-in-law.

19:30Won't you give anything to my younger son-in-law?

19:32My son-in-law always comes to your house to eat.

19:34My younger son-in-law has never come to my house.

19:37Hey, shut up, shut up.

19:38Do you know something?

19:40My elder son-in-law is very smart.

19:42He knows everything.

19:45Do you know how he is?

19:46He is a blacksmith.

19:58Mom.

20:00How did this happen?

20:03Didn't I tell you before that he is a blacksmith?

20:07You don't know that I am a blacksmith.

20:09Can I eat with a blacksmith, mom?

20:12No, no, brother.

20:13Even if he is a blacksmith, I am a human.

20:16Human, but a small human.

20:21Hey, hey, you son of a bitch.

20:23Why are you staring at me?

20:25Why are you staring at me?

20:26My elder son-in-law has a family.

20:29He is a blacksmith.

20:31Dad, you eat with him.

20:33Don't talk to him.

20:35I can't eat with him, mom.

20:37How many times have I told you?

20:38I don't have a family.

20:40Okay, dad.

20:41You come to my house.

20:43I will give you food in your room.

20:46Mom, what did you say?

20:49I don't have a family.

20:50How can I eat with him?

20:52I don't have a family.

20:54How can I eat with him?

20:56How can I eat with him?

20:58Okay, okay.

21:00Hey, you son of a bitch.

21:02You come to my house.

21:03Hey, you son of a bitch.

21:05You come to my house.

21:07I don't have a family, mom.

21:11I don't want to eat with him.

21:17I don't want to eat with him.

21:20I don't want to eat with him.

21:29You see, dad.

21:31I can't even feed my son-in-law.

21:34Mom, don't worry about me.

21:37I know how to take care of my son-in-law.

21:40One day, I will kill my son-in-law.

21:44Okay?

21:45I will take care of my son-in-law.

21:49I will take care of my son-in-law.

21:51Okay?

21:52And listen.

21:53Wait for the second half of the year.

21:55You will see.

21:56My son-in-law will kill my son-in-law.

22:01Okay?

22:02Mom, give me another egg.

22:03Okay, okay.

22:05My son-in-law.

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