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00:00🎶Music🎶

00:17Oh, Mr. Kazi! Oh, Mr. Kazi!

00:18Listen, what happened?

00:19Did something happen?

00:21Don't make fun of me!

00:22🎶Music🎶

00:24Come here! Come here! Listen! Listen!

00:25What happened? What happened?

00:27Oh, I'm scared! I'm scared!

00:28Oh, I'm scared! Oh, I'm scared!

00:29Oh, I'm scared! Oh, I'm scared!

00:30Oh, I'm scared! Oh, I'm scared!

00:31Mr. Kazi, don't be scared!

00:33Mr. Kazi, don't be scared! You're a Hindu!

00:35Yes!

00:36Speak!

00:38Before I get married here,

00:41I want to say a few words about my daughter.

00:44My daughter's parents have passed away long ago.

00:47She was adopted by her uncle.

00:50It's not a problem, Mr. Kazi.

00:51There are many ways to get married.

00:53Alhamdulillah!

00:54I've been working in the Kazi industry for 12 years.

00:57I've married 15 girls in 7,653 marriages so far.

01:01Alhamdulillah!

01:02Not a single one has failed.

01:03And my name is...

01:07Kazi Shubo.

01:09And I have my wife with me.

01:12Her name is...

01:13Kazi?

01:14Yes!

01:15So, my wife,

01:16you do one thing.

01:17Polar's name and Polar's father's name.

01:19My name and my father's name.

01:22And my name is...

01:23Write them down and give them to me.

01:25I'll read them to my wife.

01:27Take it.

01:30Marry me, Polar!

01:35I don't know what marriage is.

01:41If you marry me once,

01:45there's no place for Polar.

01:49Marry me, Polar!

01:52Marry me, Polar!

01:55I don't know what marriage is.

01:59If you marry me once,

02:03there's no place for Polar.

02:07Is it done?

02:08Yes!

02:09MashaAllah!

02:11Read it.

02:12I'll read it.

02:13The wedding will start now.

02:15The wedding has started.

02:16Sir,

02:17the only son of Samcher Ali

02:20is with Abdullah.

02:23The dead one is

02:25the son of Mujahid Fargad.

02:29He is with Muslima Bibi.

02:31The wedding was arranged

02:33for Rs. 4,455.

02:35The wedding was arranged for Rs. 4,455.

02:37The father said, accept.

02:39Accept, accept, accept.

02:40Mother, Muslima Bibi said, accept.

02:42Mother, accept.

02:46Eat.

02:48Milk.

02:49Accept, accept, accept.

02:50That's it.

02:51MashaAllah!

02:52MashaAllah!

02:53The mother said, accept.

02:54The uncle heard it.

02:55He said, accept three times.

02:56The wedding has started.

02:58The wedding has started.

02:59Hey, uncle!

03:00What are you doing?

03:02It's done.

03:03Don't you hear?

03:04The mother's name is Muslima Bibi.

03:05I know her very well.

03:06I'm her uncle.

03:08Muslima is not the mother's name.

03:10The uncle's name is my nephew.

03:13What are you doing?

03:16Inna lillahi

03:18wa inna ilaihi

03:20raji'un.

03:28No, no.

03:30I don't want to do this.

03:32Why are you doing this mistake?

03:34Why are you giving the uncle's name instead of the mother's name?

03:37The wedding has been arranged.

03:38But I don't have anything.

03:39This is a government matter.

03:40I can't even sign here.

03:42Oh, Allah!

03:44I'm getting married again.

03:46Oh, Allah!

03:48Did you accept this marriage?

03:50I'm not a murderer.

03:52I'm getting married again.

03:54I'm getting married again.

03:56Oh, Allah!

03:58What happened to you?

03:59I don't want to get married.

04:00My life has ended.

04:02I don't know what to do.

04:04I don't know what to do.

04:06Oh, Allah!

04:08Did you accept this marriage?

04:10I'm getting married.

04:11Did you accept this marriage?

04:12Oh, Allah!

04:14I'm getting married again.

04:16I'm not a murderer.

04:18I'm getting married again.

04:20I don't understand.

04:22Why are you giving me this marriage?

04:24Why do you give me a new name?

04:26Why do you give my brother's name?

04:28The government has arranged this marriage.

04:30I'm going to perform his marriage ceremony.

04:32I will do it.

04:34I will do his marriage ceremony.

04:36I will do their marriage.

04:38What?

04:40You will have to fly the whole world!

04:42Is this an event or what?

04:50Finally you are going to leave me!

04:53Oh, you are such an idiot!

04:57Hey, I have been your wife for 20 years!

05:01Today I have to go to the next house,

05:03except for the girl's son,

05:04I have to go to the next house every other day!

05:08Oh, God!

05:10My daughter-in-law has killed her own daughter-in-law!

05:15Dad, is there anything else?

05:17Don't say anything.

05:18Let the girl agree with me for my money.

05:20After that, as long as she is with you,

05:22and if she hurts her own mother,

05:24you can take her with you.

05:25It will be good.

05:30In the middle of the world,

05:32there is only one girl!

05:36You are such an idiot!

05:41Hey, no, no, no!

05:43I will kill you!

05:44Write my brother's name on the board!

05:48Hey, listen to me!

05:50Don't write anything on the board!

05:52The wedding has already taken place!

05:53Hey, listen to me!

06:00If you kill me, I will kill you!

06:05Oh, God!

06:06Is this what you are doing?

06:08Who is the witness of your wedding?

06:10My grandmother!

06:12What is your grandmother's name?

06:13Zabeda Khatun!

06:14What is your name?

06:15Mehediya sir!

06:16Go and see in the cabin!

06:18Go and see in the cabin!

06:19It is written clearly that

06:21Zabeda Khatun's name

06:23and Mehedi's wedding are complete!

06:25Oh, God!

06:26I don't understand anything!

06:27Go away!

06:40Son,

06:41break the laddu in your heart!

06:46Listen, Mr. Kazi!

06:48I like a girl!

06:50Will you marry me to that girl?

06:52Hey, how old are you?

06:53It doesn't matter how old I am!

06:55How many years do you stay in Matarna?

06:57That is an English word!

06:58That is a Bengali word!

06:59How many years do you stay in Matarna?

07:01How many years do I stay there?

07:02You have studied for 70 years!

07:04Yes!

07:05The girl I like studies in class 6!

07:07You are a 70-year-old man!

07:10What is the use of studying in class 6?

07:12The girl's age is 10!

07:13She likes girls!

07:15What do you mean?

07:16What do you mean by that?

07:17I will pay for all the expenses!

07:19You have to convince her parents!

07:22How can I convince her parents?

07:24Listen, Mr. Kazi!

07:26I have a lot of money!

07:28I will give it to you before I die!

07:30How can you give it to me before I die?

07:32I am 75 years old!

07:33So, why did I come to you?

07:35I have an idea!

07:36I will give one thing to Dr. Mehta!

07:39What?

07:40Fake gold!

07:42I will put fake gold on his head

07:44and wrap it around his neck!

07:45I will make him do such a thing

07:47that he will die of old age!

07:51Very good!

07:53You can do this!

07:54I will give you 5 lakhs!

07:56How much?

07:575 lakhs!

07:595 lakhs?

08:00You fool!

08:01I will give you 5 lakhs!

08:035 lakhs!

08:04I will give you 5 lakhs!

08:05Very good!

08:075 lakhs for fake gold!

08:08So, I will also get 4-5 lakhs!

08:13So, tell me!

08:14Why did you come to my house?

08:17Actually, brother!

08:18We came to give our mother a gift!

08:21What did you say?

08:23My daughter is only 16 years old!

08:25She is studying in class 6!

08:26She is getting married this year!

08:27No, no, no!

08:28This is not possible!

08:29No, no!

08:30Actually, this girl's mother

08:31has a lot of money!

08:32So, she will not come!

08:33She will go to someone else's house!

08:34Oh, dear!

08:35It's okay!

08:36So, what's the problem?

08:37So, we came here!

08:38So, tell me your name!

08:40My name is Hriday!

08:42Your name is Hriday!

08:43You have a lot of money!

08:45No, no!

08:46My mother's age is very less!

08:48My son's age is more!

08:50So, I will not come!

08:51My age will increase tomorrow!

08:54Tomorrow is my birthday!

08:55What?

08:57What did you say?

08:58No, no!

08:59I think my age is more!

09:01Oh, dear!

09:02If my daughter's age is more,

09:04there is a reason!

09:05Tell me!

09:06There is a reason!

09:07Aunty!

09:08Do you know?

09:09I have 4 garments!

09:10I have to work day and night!

09:12I have to work day and night!

09:13I can't sleep at night!

09:14I am tensed!

09:15How much money do I have?

09:16Then, there is no problem!

09:18No, no!

09:19I will not get married!

09:21Aunty!

09:22Why are you doing this?

09:23I will buy you a flat!

09:25I will buy you a car!

09:26And I will give you 10 to 15 lakhs!

09:28You will live happily!

09:30Oh, no!

09:31Leave my daughter!

09:32Hey!

09:33Shut up!

09:34Shut up!

09:35Hey!

09:36I married you!

09:37What did you give me?

09:38What did you give me in your father's house?

09:39He gave me an egg!

09:40And he is my son-in-law!

09:41He is my daughter's son-in-law!

09:42What do you mean?

09:43He is my son!

09:44He is like my son!

09:45Oh, no!

09:46Arjun will get married!

09:47We will destroy everything!

09:50We will destroy everything!

09:51Why don't you understand?

09:52I agree!

09:53I agree!

09:54Then, we will fix your marriage!

09:56Yes!

09:57Father!

09:58Say hello to your daughter-in-law!

10:01Okay!

10:02Okay!

10:05Stay alive, father!

10:06Stay alive!

10:09Oh, no!

10:10Yes!

10:12Yes!

10:14Look at him!

10:15Look at him!

10:16He is such a bad guy!

10:17I am getting married soon!

10:20What will I do now?

10:21Listen to me!

10:25Hey!

10:26Hey!

10:27I told you,

10:28You should marry well!

10:30You took so much money from me!

10:32What is this?

10:33You are not respecting me now!

10:34What else?

10:36I feel so hot!

10:38That's the reason why I'm wearing a shawl

10:41Oh, yes, yes, yes

10:42That's why I'm wearing a shawl

10:44What do you guys think?

10:45That's why I'm wearing a shawl

10:46Yes, yes

10:47You guys are my age

10:48Don't talk rubbish

10:50You are 30, aunty

10:51What?

10:51Don't talk rubbish

10:52Aunty, you are 16

10:53Don't talk rubbish

10:56I don't understand

10:58Why is she talking rubbish?

11:02Aunty, aunty

11:03You don't have to say anything

11:05My age is 70

11:08I will not let you do this

11:10You please agree, aunty

11:12You are lying, aunty

11:14You please agree

11:15What is this, uncle?

11:17You are still young

11:19And you are wearing a side-dress

11:20Why don't you do it yourself?

11:22You are already so old

11:24Why don't you do it yourself?

11:29I have a husband

11:30On the 20th of the month

11:32My brother

11:33I have a husband

11:35With the clothes on

11:38Are you happy now?

11:39Yes, I am very happy.

11:46This is my only son, Gedapha.

11:48If you get him a good girl, you can get him married.

11:51You take care of him.

11:52By the way, do we have any colors?

11:55Hey!

11:56Do we have any colors?

11:57Yes.

11:59We have blue color, red color, green color, and turmeric.

12:02Turmeric?

12:03What is the color of turmeric?

12:05John D. Swiss.

12:06Hey, Neil!

12:07I am singing in a happy mood.

12:08Pink?

12:10No, not pink.

12:11If he comes to me, I will rob him.

12:14Hey, you shut up.

12:15You will get a good girl.

12:16You will get a good girl.

12:17Getting a girl is a little difficult.

12:21Yes, it's expensive.

12:22It's expensive.

12:23It takes a lot of research.

12:24You can't get a good girl.

12:25It's difficult.

12:26You will need a lot of money.

12:27I will give you a lot of money.

12:29I will give you a lot of happiness.

12:30You will get a good girl.

12:31Can you do it?

12:32Okay, no problem.

12:33You will get a girl.

12:34You will get a girl.

12:35I will not drink kaili.

12:36I will give you advance.

12:38I don't need advance.

12:39I need a good girl.

12:41Okay, you start the work.

12:46Mr. Kaji.

12:47I will give you a good girl.

12:48You will get a good girl.

12:50We have already bought a house.

12:51This is not a society.

12:52You can't buy a house.

12:53If you get a girl, you can't see the house.

12:54If you get a girl, you can't see the house.

12:58If you get a girl, you will think that you are married.

13:01You will think that you are an old man.

13:02No, not yet.

13:03Why do you want to buy a house?

13:04Why do you want to buy a house?

13:05Why do you want to buy a house?

13:06Do we have any connection?

13:08I will give you a good girl.

13:09You can't see the house.

13:10I don't have a bike.

13:11I will take you to the hospital.

13:12I will take you to the hospital.

13:15I am going.

13:27Enough, Pola.

13:28I will get married.

13:29I will get a girl.

13:30I will get married.

13:31I will get a girl.

13:32I will get a girl.

13:33What are you saying?

13:34You said you will get a girl?

13:35This is what I said.

13:37I need a girl.

13:39Look at this.

13:41I will have a girl.

13:42I will have a son.

13:43I have my money.

13:46I made too many problems.

13:50Anyway it's not a good thing

13:51I have brought a very expensive stuff for my wife's wedding

13:56Today is her wedding day, you won't get this stuff

13:59Aditya, please take it

14:01I don't give a damn about my stuff, I will get her married to an original girl

14:04I don't know what kind of girl she is, I don't understand anything

14:06Look at the time we have come here

14:09You keep telling me, girl's son, girl's son

14:12And I am bringing a girl's son in her place

14:14You don't like it now, do you?

14:15Hey girl, I am bringing this for my wife's wedding

14:17I don't know what kind of girl she is, I don't understand anything

14:20No, I don't want to get married to this girl

14:23Dad, I like this girl, I will marry her

14:31You will get married to this girl?

14:33Hey Aditya, please understand my situation

14:36No, I will marry this girl

14:38I will marry her

14:40I will get married, you will get married

14:47I will get married

14:54Son-in-law, you have listened to my mother's advice

14:57You won't face any problem in future

14:59You don't have to worry about anything

15:01I will get married to my wife

15:03Dad, you have to buy me a grill for my Tik Tok

15:06Hey, you wait, why are you worrying so much?

15:09I will give you everything

15:10Yes, yes, yes

15:11And mom, you go, take care of yourself

15:15I will come to see you in a few days

15:17You go

15:18Yes, yes, yes

15:19Tarang, what's your best token?

15:22Old man, you want to see the game of money, right?

15:27You got this PC married with the power of money

15:31Wow, and these two workers

15:34I have a lot of complaints against you

15:37I will make you red, I will make you completely red

15:40With a lot of money, you want to get married at a young age, right?

15:48No, we don't want to get married at that age

15:51We are in the middle of a rule

15:53We want to rest

15:54In Islamic law, if you get married at that age, you will rest

15:57After 18 years

15:59Wow, right?

16:01I will make you red at that age

16:04You will rest at the age of 18

16:08Why?

16:10Okay, I got my daughter married, so what's your problem?

16:14Is this your daughter or what?

16:15You don't understand my problem, right?

16:17This is not my problem, this is a national problem

16:19And wherever there is a national problem, there is a police station

16:23Inspector, it's a little difficult to talk about all this

16:28You don't understand

16:29You come this way, I have a meeting with you

16:34No, if you weren't old, I would have made your eyes red

16:39I will make you red

16:41And I will give you a remand today

16:45And I will treat you well

16:47Come to the police station with me

16:49And if you don't do that

16:51Now I will handcuff the force and make you red

16:55I will make you red again

17:03I will make you red again

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