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00:00And now it's time for Silly...
00:02Hold it!
00:04And now it's time for Silly Songs with Scottish Larry,
00:08the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly Scottish song.
00:13I can't tell you how proud I am at this moment!
00:18I dance on stilts, while he knits quilts.
00:21Nice quilt!
00:22I sing with simulated Scottish highland hills.
00:25Ah, beautiful!
00:26He plays his bagpipes, we tag a smelt.
00:29Faggots!
00:30We feel so smart in our red tartan Scottish kilts.
00:33Sing it loud!
00:34In our red tartan kilts,
00:38we feel so smart in our red tartan Scottish kilts.
00:41Technically you stitch a quilt, but otherwise, lovely!
00:44Happy morning to you!
00:47I'll have you know that's not in Scottish!
00:49I dance on stilts.
00:50Excuse me, sir!
00:51I stitch his quilts.
00:52What are you doing with a shamrock?
00:53I sing with simulated Northern Irish lilt.
00:56Irish?
00:57He plays his whistle.
00:58What?
00:59He salted smelts.
01:00It's not on the menu!
01:01We feel so smart in our green tartan Irish kilts.
01:03I've got nothing against me Irishman!
01:05In our green tartan kilts,
01:08we feel so smart in our green tartan Irish kilts.
01:11But this is a Scottish song!
01:13Tip tip, cheerio!
01:18I dance on stilts.
01:19He stitches quilts.
01:20What are you doing?
01:21I sing with simulated English cockney lilt.
01:24English?
01:25He plays his trumpet.
01:26He eats crumpet melt.
01:27Give me that crumpet!
01:28We feel so smart in our St. George's English kilts.
01:31Well, you shouldn't let me have it!
01:33In our St. George's kilts,
01:35we feel so smart in our St. George's English kilts.
01:39Howdy, ya all!
01:41Stop it, you!
01:42You're ruining my moment!
01:44I dance on stilts.
01:45He stitches quilts.
01:47American?
01:48I sing with ordinary Conrad-scented lilt.
01:50I'm feeling dizzy!
01:51He plays his banjo.
01:52He eats cheddar melt.
01:53I'm breaking off!
01:54We feel so smart in our Star-Spangled-Striping kilts.
01:57Stop it, you!
01:58We feel so smart in our Star-Spangled-Striping kilts.
02:01We feel so smart in our Star-Spangled-Striping kilts.
02:04We feel so smart in our Star-Spangled-Striping kilts.
02:13This has been Silly Songs with Scottish Larry.
02:16Tune in next time to hear Larry say...
02:18Just get him some scotch tape and butterscotch.
02:21He'll be fine.
02:22My bunny lies over the ocean.
02:28And now it's time for Obscure Broadway Showtunes with Larry.
02:32The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway showtune.
02:37Without further ado, from the unknown musical Office Supplies,
02:42the heart-rending love song,
02:44Where Have All the Staplers Gone?
02:53We don't have much time before the big meeting.
02:56No. No, we don't.
02:59Have you seen the scissors, miss?
03:03They're in the bottom drawer.
03:08I tried that drawer, but they're there no more.
03:12That's odd.
03:13I know, I thought for sure.
03:16Have you seen the masking tape?
03:20It's right next to the phone.
03:24That's what I thought, but now it's not.
03:29I guess I should have known.
03:32Oh, where have all the staplers gone?
03:38What happened to our paperclips?
03:43The ballpoint pens are gone again.
03:46They're gone again.
03:47The stick-it pads have lost their stick.
03:54Do you remember when the rubber bands were in their place?
04:02They're in the middle drawer.
04:07Light bulbs, easy to replace.
04:10Yes.
04:11There were always more.
04:14Keep the paper raining down.
04:18Legal pads aplenty.
04:22Highlighters in every hue.
04:25I remember.
04:26Ever less than twenty.
04:29Oh, where have all the staplers gone?
04:35What happened to our paperclips?
04:40The ballpoint pens are gone again.
04:43They're gone again.
04:45We've run out of packing slips.
04:49Someday my prince will come.
04:51Please replace the toner.
04:53Someday we'll find more of
04:55Our vanilla folders.
04:58Someday my prince will come.
05:00Where's the printer cable?
05:02Someday we'll find more of
05:04Adhesive shipping labels.
05:10Where have all the staplers gone?
05:15What happened to our paperclips?
05:20The ballpoint pens are gone again.
05:23They're gone again.
05:25The Sharpies all have flattened tips.
05:34Where have all the staplers gone?
05:45This has been Obscured Broadway show tunes with Len.
05:49Tune in for act two, Revenge of the Staplers.
05:56And now it's time for Love Songs with Mr. Lunt.
06:00The part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out and sings a love song.
06:10He said to her, I'd like a cheeseburger.
06:15And I might like a milkshake as well.
06:20She said to him, I can't give you either.
06:24And he said, isn't this Burger Bell?
06:28She said, yes it is, but we're closed now.
06:33But we open tomorrow at ten.
06:37He said, I am extremely hungry.
06:42But I guess I can wait until then.
06:49Cause you're his cheeseburger.
06:53His yummy cheeseburger.
06:55He'll wait for you.
06:57Yeah, he'll wait for you.
06:59Oh, you are his cheeseburger.
07:02His tasty cheeseburger.
07:04He'll wait for you.
07:06Oh, he will wait for you.
07:19He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise.
07:24He may have dozed off once or twice.
07:28When he spotted a billboard for Denny's.
07:33Bacon and eggs for half price.
07:37How could he resist such an offer?
07:42He really needed something to munch.
07:46Cheeseburger, please do not get angry.
07:50He'll eat and be back here for lunch.
07:56Cause you're his cheeseburger.
07:59His precious cheeseburger.
08:01Be back for you.
08:03He'll be back for you.
08:05Won't be so long, cheeseburger.
08:08Oh, lovely cheeseburger.
08:10Be back for you.
08:12Oh, he'll be back for you.
08:18Cause he loves you, cheeseburger, with all his heart.
08:22And there ain't nothin' gonna tear you to the part.
08:26And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese.
08:30He would get down on his hands and knees.
08:34To see if someone like him let me drop some cheese in the dirt.
08:37And he would wash it off for you.
08:39Wipe it off for you.
08:41Clean that dirty cheese off just for you.
08:51You are his cheeseburger.
09:05I thought you were going to sing about growing up in Connecticut.
09:10This has been Love Songs with Mr. Lunt.
09:13Tune in next time to hear Mr. Lunt say,
09:16I grew up in New Jersey.
09:23And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry.
09:26The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
09:30Trapped in the trappings of holiday bliss.
09:36Wrapped in bright red beans gone badly amiss.
09:41In paper and tape in a cucumber shape.
09:46Oops, I wrapped myself up for Christmas.
09:56Oops, I wrapped myself up for Christmas.
10:01I didn't mean to do it.
10:04Or I knew it.
10:06Oops, I wrapped myself up for Christmas.
10:11The tape was super sticky.
10:13It all went down so quickly.
10:16Somehow when I was packing I got caught up in the wrapping and the ribbons and bows.
10:19They told me just put the nose.
10:21Oops, I wrapped myself up for Christmas.
10:24Hey Larry, where are you?
10:25Can you help me wrap Junior's present?
10:27Here I am.
10:28Where?
10:29Right here.
10:30I don't see you.
10:31I wouldn't expect you to.
10:33Why?
10:34Why?
10:36Because I, Larry, wrapped myself up for Christmas.
10:39You wrapped yourself up?
10:41Yep.
10:42However did you do it?
10:43I don't know.
10:44Is it tricky to see through it?
10:45Yeah.
10:46Why did you wrap yourself up for Christmas?
10:49Didn't do it on purpose.
10:51Completely accidental.
10:52Accidental?
10:53You do look ornamental.
10:55Thank you.
10:56Somehow when I was packing I got caught up in the wrapping and the ribbons and bows.
10:59They told me just put the nose.
11:01I wrapped myself up for Christmas.
11:04Oh Larry, leave it to you.
11:06You're the only one I know who could go and wrap himself up.
11:11Wrapped his bows up for Christmas.
11:12Sorry.
11:13Wrapping up a school bus.
11:15The cucumber confuse us.
11:17I can't see.
11:18Hey.
11:19Wrapped his bows up for Christmas.
11:21Just trying to help guys.
11:23Our anxiety is growing.
11:24Hello.
11:25We can't see where we're going.
11:27Where are we going?
11:29So now when we were packing, we got all the things
11:30to wrap into a Christmasy feast.
11:32To repeat the refrain, Larry.
11:34Wrap us all up for Christmas.
11:37Bob!
11:37Gary!
11:38Oh, no.
11:39I've got to get this wrapped.
11:41Junior's coming.
11:42I'll help.
11:43No, don't let him.
11:45I've got something for you.
11:47Hello?
11:48Oh, wee.
11:49Wrap yourselves up for Christmas.
11:51Actually, he wrapped me up, Larry.
11:54Wrap us all up for Christmas.
11:56Hold on, guys.
11:57Trapped in the trapped beans, a holiday bliss.
12:00Wrapped in bright wrapped beans, how badly I miss
12:02beneath the paper and tape, being vegetable safe.
12:05It's so much fun to unwrap you from this.
12:07Here you go.
12:08You unwrapped us all for Christmas.
12:11This has been Silly Songs with Larry.
12:14Tune in next time to hear Junior say...
12:17Has anyone seen Bob Grape?
12:19Larry, wrap me all up for Christmas.
12:22Larry!
12:23Sorry.
12:24Ha-ha!
12:30And now it's time for Bedtime Songs with Junior,
12:33the part of the show when Junior gets tucked into
12:36his warm, comfy bed and is sung a bedtime song.
12:44Good night, good night
12:48I'll tuck you in good night
12:53I'll kiss your cheek
12:55Soon you will sleep
12:57Now close your eyes, good night
13:03Um, Mom?
13:05Yes, Junior?
13:07Can I have my bear?
13:08Your bear?
13:09My bear, right there
13:11With brown and fuzzy hair
13:13I love him so, and you must know
13:15I feel so much despair
13:17I moan and groan and cry and weep
13:19My tears would drown my counting sheep
13:21Oh please, Mom, please don't make me sleep
13:23With all my fuzzy bear
13:27Thanks
13:28Good night, good night
13:32The lights are off good night
13:36I'll fluff your sheets
13:38Soon you will sleep
13:40Now close your eyes, good night
13:46Um, Mom?
13:48Hmm?
13:49Can I have my cat?
13:50Your cat?
13:51My cat, yes, that
13:53He's soft and cute, oh, that
13:55I love him so, and you must know
13:57My heart would fall down flat
13:58It would yearn and ache and then it'd break
14:00My tears would soak a birthday cake
14:02The earth would quake
14:03Oh please, Mom, please
14:04I'd lie awake with all my chubby cat
14:07Good night, good night
14:09It's really late
14:11Mommy-o, don't go
14:13I need my white-tailed owl
14:14I love him so, and you must know
14:16My grief would overflow
14:17Good night, good night
14:20My horse, my dog
14:21My big, historic frog
14:22A fuzzy chick
14:23I love him so, and you must know
14:24Close your eyes, good night
14:25My trout
14:26My cat
14:27My monkey
14:28Good night, good night
14:29My mouse
14:30My monkey and a cow
14:31My four-legged twin
14:32I love them all
14:33Good night, good night
14:34I'll cry and scream
14:35I'll cry when I'm hungry
14:36I'll be hot when I'm cold
14:37Please don't make me sleep
14:38With all my fur
14:42Friend
14:43Good night, Junior
14:46Good night
14:47This has been Bedtime Songs with Junior
14:50Tune in next time to hear Junior say
14:52Can I have a drink of water?
15:02And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry
15:05The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings
15:08A silly song
15:11We join Larry as he follows the tragic saga of Barbara Manatee
15:15In the daytime drama, Endangered Love
15:20Barbara Manatee
15:22Manatee, Manatee
15:24You are the one for me
15:26One for me, one for me
15:28Sent from up above
15:30Up above, up above
15:31You are the one I love
15:33Barbara, Barbara
15:39Please don't cry, Barbara
15:41You're a nice manatee
15:44You've been so good to me
15:46But I must go into the world
15:47And do noble things for the good of all
15:49And you can't come because you don't speak French
15:54Au revoir
15:56But if you leave me
15:58Who will take me to the ball?
16:00Who's going to take me to the ball, Bill?
16:03I have a new dress and shoes
16:06A new manatee lipstick
16:09Who will take me to the ball?
16:11I'll take you to the ball, Barbara Manatee
16:13Please don't go
16:14I must
16:14Don't go
16:15I must
16:15Don't
16:16Must
16:16Don't, don't
16:17Must, must
16:19Barbara Manatee
16:21Manatee, Manatee
16:22You are the one for me
16:24One for me, one for me
16:26Sent from up above
16:28Manatee from heaven
16:30You are the one I love
16:43Barbara Manatee
16:45Manatee, Manatee
16:47I'll be your mon amie
16:49Mon amie, mon amie
16:51I'll take you to the ball
16:53To the ball, to the ball
16:55I hope you're not too tall
16:57You are a trouble done thing
16:59Bill, I've learned French
17:01You have?
17:03Mais oui, je suis manatee
17:05Si?
17:07Oui, oui, mon amie
17:09I always knew you could
17:11I always knew you could
17:13I really hoped you would
17:15Now can we go into the world
17:17And do noble things for the good of all
17:19Yes, but first Bill
17:21Will you take me to the ball?
17:23Oh Bill
17:25Will you take me to the ball?
17:27I can't dance
17:29You can't?
17:31No
17:33I must go
17:35Please don't go
17:37I must
17:39Manatee, Manatee, Manatee
17:41You are the one
17:43Larry
17:45What are you doing?
17:47Jeff
17:49Watching a little TV, Bob
17:51Well
17:53Maybe you should
17:55Read a book
17:57Yeah
17:59Okay
18:01This has been
18:03Silly Songs with Larry
18:05Tune in next time to hear Bill say
18:08Barbara, I've learned to dance
18:10Oh Bill
18:38Oh Santa
18:40I can't wait for you to come
18:42I just can't wait for you to come
18:44And I've got cookies
18:46Three yummy cookies
18:48Just for you for when you come
18:50Only for you for when you come
18:52Because it's Christmas
18:58Could that be Santa?
19:00Could that be him?
19:02Could it be the one who brings presents
19:04For a cucumber like me
19:06Larry is surprised to be greeted
19:08Not by Santa
19:10But a crafty bank robber
19:12Who are you?
19:14I'm a bank robber
19:16And I've come to rob your bank
19:18Oh yes, I've come to rob your bank
19:20And I've come to take your dimes
19:22And swipe your nickels
19:24So stand back, step aside
19:26You silly pickle
19:28And let me in
19:30Although frightened by the intruder
19:32In the spirit of Christmas
19:34Larry makes an offering
19:36I'm not a banker
19:38I have no bank, my robbing friend
19:40But I have cookies
19:42Three yummy cookies
19:44And I don't have nickels
19:46But please take this, my robbing friend
19:48Eat one of these, my robbing friend
19:50They are for Santa
19:52But you may have one
19:54The bank robber is truly touched
19:56By Larry's goodwill
19:58But Larry, although momentarily distracted
20:00Is still excited about seeing Santa
20:04Oh Santa
20:06I'm a robber
20:08I came to rob your bank
20:10And I've got cookies
20:12Two yummy cookies
20:14Though I'd love to take your dime
20:16Perhaps another time
20:18Because it's Christmas
20:24Could that be Santa?
20:26Could that be him?
20:28Could it be the one who brings presents
20:30For a cucumber like me?
20:33Once again, it is not Santa
20:35Who has come to Larry's door
20:37But this time, a savage Norseman
20:39Who are you?
20:41I'm a lightning
20:43And I've come to take your land
20:45Oh yes, I've come to take your land
20:47And I've come to burn your crops
20:49And steal your horses
20:51And I've come to step on your chickens
20:53And soil your quilts
20:55Aye, aye
20:57Although frightened by the intruder
20:59In the spirit of Christmas
21:01In the spirit of Christmas
21:03Larry makes an offering
21:05I don't have land
21:07I don't have crops, my Viking friend
21:09But I have cookies
21:11Two yummy cookies
21:13And I don't have horses
21:15But please take this, my Viking friend
21:17Eat one of these, my Viking friend
21:19They are for Santa
21:21But you may have one
21:23The Viking is also touched
21:25By Larry's goodwill
21:27But Larry's thoughts are still with Santa
21:29I'm a Viking
21:31I can't wait for you to come
21:33I've got a cookie
21:35A yummy cookie
21:37Just for you for when you come
21:39For you for when you come
21:41Because it's Christmas
21:47Could that be Santa?
21:49Could that be him?
21:51Could it be the one who brings presents
21:53For a cucumber like me?
21:55A good cucumber like me
21:59Larry is greeted now
22:01By an agent of the
22:03Internal Revenue Service
22:05Who are you?
22:07I'm from the IRS
22:09And I've come to attack your
22:15Oh Santa
22:17I can't wait for you to come
22:19I just can't wait for you to come
22:23It's finally Santa
22:25It's finally him
22:28At last the one who brings presents
22:30For a cucumber like me
22:32A good cucumber like me
22:38I'm Santa
22:40And I've come to bring you gifts
22:42Oh yes, I've come to bring you gifts
22:44And I've come to stock your stocking
22:46Ho ho ho ho
22:48And I've come to jiggle my belly
22:50And wiggle my nose
22:52Hey, wait a minute
22:54Isn't that my belt?
22:56And what are you doing with my hat?
23:00So you're the ones
23:02Wait a minute, I can explain
23:04We've changed
23:06Nobody messes with Santa
23:08You know that, don't you?
23:10You've been very naughty
23:12And I've got a list
23:16Did you claim that?
23:22Merry Christmas
23:26Merry Christmas
23:28Merry Christmas
23:32Hi everyone, this is Larry
23:34Normally, this would be the time when the narrator comes on and says
23:36And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry
23:38The part of the show
23:40Where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
23:42But I've been thinking
23:44And talking with the guys
23:46And we've decided
23:48it's time to broaden our scope
23:50Artistically
23:52Yeah, we're artists
23:54Word up!
23:57There's a time to be silly.
24:00And there's a time to be serious.
24:02A time to open up your heart.
24:05And show how you feel.
24:07Artistically!
24:10Cause we all have something to share.
24:24🎵
24:41Baby, I know your eyes
24:43see right through my disguise.
24:48And no one can deny
24:50Baby, that I'm the one
24:52whose love is no surprise.
24:57And he can't tell you no lie.
24:59But there's a secret I've been hiding
25:01I can't keep it no more.
25:03There's this thing about himself
25:05he's never told you before.
25:08Baby, he needs to tell you something.
25:12I don't got a belly button.
25:15No belly button.
25:17Oh, I need to tell you something.
25:20He's figured out he don't got a belly button.
25:26Belly button.
25:27No.
25:28Oh, no, no.
25:31Baby, please don't squeal.
25:33Just tell me how you feel.
25:38Cause his love is for real.
25:40And if you went away
25:42my heart would never heal.
25:47So to you he appeals.
25:49There's something missing in my middle
25:51and it's hard to ignore.
25:53There's this thing about himself
25:55he's never told you before.
25:58Baby, he needs to tell you something.
26:02I don't got a belly button.
26:05No belly button.
26:07Oh, I need to tell you something.
26:10He's figured out he don't got a belly button.
26:16Belly button.
26:17No.
26:18Oh, no, no.
26:26Belly button.
26:27Ah, ah.
26:29Belly button.
26:30Ah, ah.
26:31You say your belly button's missing
26:33there's no reason for alarm.
26:34It's a common thing for gourds.
26:35It won't do you any harm.
26:37You're technically a fruit
26:38and with that much being said
26:39you're umbilical equivalent
26:41to something on your head.
26:42You go down for a prosthetic
26:43but of course you'd have to know
26:45it'd be covered by your shirt.
26:46But not your H.M.
26:47Belly button.
26:48Ah, ah.
26:50Belly button.
26:51Ah, ah.
26:53It's kind of something I'd send
26:55from my Pinterest decor.
26:57There's this thing about himself
26:59he's never told you before.
27:01Baby, he needs to tell you something.
27:05I don't got a belly button.
27:09No belly button.
27:10Oh, I need to tell you something.
27:13You figured out you don't got a belly button.
27:19Belly button.
27:20No.
27:21Oh, no, no.
27:24No belly button.
27:37Do I at least get a lollipop?
27:40And now it's time
27:41for Silly Songs with Laddie.
27:43The part of the show
27:44where Laddie comes out
27:45and sings a silly song.
27:47One day while talking
27:48with Dr. Archibald
27:50Laddie confronts
27:51one of his deepest fears.
27:54If my lips ever left my mouth
27:57Packed a bag and headed south
27:59That'd be too bad
28:01I'd be so sad
28:03I see.
28:04That'd be too bad
28:05You'd be so sad
28:06That'd be too bad
28:08All righty.
28:10If my lips said
28:11Adios, I don't like you
28:13I think you're gross
28:14That'd be too bad
28:16I might get mad
28:18That'd be too bad
28:19You might get mad
28:20That'd be too bad
28:22Fascinating.
28:23If my lips moved
28:24Toot-a-loot
28:25Left a mess
28:26And took my tooth
28:27That'd be too bad
28:28I'd call my dad
28:30Oh, dear.
28:31That'd be too bad
28:32You'd call your dad
28:33That'd be too bad
28:34Hold it.
28:35You say your father?
28:37Fascinating.
28:38So what you're saying is
28:39If your lips left you
28:41That'd be too bad
28:42I'd be so sad
28:43I might get mad
28:44I'd call my dad
28:45That'd be too bad
28:46That'd be too bad
28:47That'd be too bad
28:49Why?
28:50Because I love my lips.
29:06Oh, my.
29:07This is more serious
29:08than I thought.
29:09Larry, what do you see here?
29:11Um, that looks like a lip.
29:13What about this?
29:14It's a lip.
29:15And this?
29:16It's a lip, it's a lip,
29:17it's a lip, lip, lip, lip,
29:18it's a lip, it's a lip,
29:19it's a lip, lip, lip, lip,
29:20it's a lip, it's a lip,
29:21lip, lip, lip, lip,
29:22lip, lip, lip.
29:23Larry, tell me
29:25about your childhood.
29:27When I was just two years old
29:30I left my lips out in the cold
29:32And they turned blue
29:34What could I do?
29:36Oh, dear.
29:37They turned blue.
29:38What could you do?
29:39Oh, they turned blue.
29:40I see.
29:41On the day I got my tooth
29:43I had to kiss my great-aunt Ruth
29:45She had a beard
29:46And it felt weird
29:48My, my.
29:49She had a beard
29:50And it felt weird?
29:51She had a beard.
29:52Oh.
29:53Ten days after I turned eight
29:55Got my lips stuck in a gate
29:57My friends all laughed
29:58And I just stood there
29:59Until the fire department came
30:00And broke the lock with the crowbar
30:01And I had to spend the next six weeks
30:02In lip rehab
30:03With this kid named Oscar
30:04Who got stung by a bee
30:05Right on the lip
30:06And we couldn't even talk to each other
30:07Until the fifth week
30:08Because both of our lips
30:09Were so swollen
30:10And when he did start speaking
30:11He just spoke Polish
30:12And I only knew, like,
30:13Three words in Polish
30:14Except now I know four
30:15Because Oscar taught me
30:16The word for lip
30:17Usta.
30:18Your friends all laughed
30:19Usta.
30:20How do you spell that?
30:21I don't know.
30:22So what you're saying is
30:24That when you were young
30:26They turned blue
30:27What could I do?
30:28She had a beard
30:29And it felt weird
30:30My friends all laughed
30:32Usta.
30:34I'm confused.
30:35I love my lips!
30:47This has been Silly Songs with Laddie.
30:49Tune in next time to hear Laddie say...
30:52Have I ever told you
30:53How I feel about my nose?
30:54Oh, look at the time!
31:01The Bunny Song
31:06The bunny, the bunny
31:08Whoa, I ate the bunny
31:11I didn't eat my soup
31:13Or my bread
31:14Just the bunny
31:16The bunny, the bunny
31:18Oh, I loved the bunny
31:21But now I feel sick
31:23In the head from the bunny
31:26I didn't eat my salad
31:29I didn't eat my steak
31:31I had too much candy
31:33And got a tummy ache
31:36I need to eat good food
31:39To help me to grow
31:41I'll obey my mama
31:44Cause she loves me so
31:46Yeah, I'll go to church
31:49And I'll go to school
31:51That stuff is important
31:54And I ain't no fool
31:57I don't want no pickles
31:58I don't want no honey
31:59I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
32:01No, no, no, no, girls!
32:03No, that's wrong!
32:05I learned my lesson!
32:07Oh, you're gonna get tummy aches!
32:10Now you stop singing that stuff!
32:13Listen here, girls!
32:15Oh, no!
32:17The bunny, the bunny
32:20Whoa, I ate the bunny
32:22I didn't eat my soup
32:24Or my bread
32:26It's the bunny, the bunny
32:29The bunny, oh!
32:31I love the bunny
32:33But now I feel sick
32:35In the head
32:41From the bunny
32:51And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry
32:53The part of the show
32:54Where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
32:56Got the munchies on that fateful night
32:58Around eight o'clock
33:00So I phoned in a pizza for delivery
33:02But I had a feeling that something wasn't right
33:05Cause I waited for hours
33:07No pizza
33:16I set the table with a paper plate
33:20How would I know that it'd be late?
33:23It's taken so long, where could it be?
33:27Had a thirty minute guarantee
33:35Pizza angel, please come to me
33:38Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey
33:42Pizza angel, I'm on my knees
33:47You're my number one pie from Sicily
33:54Did it get lost? Did they just forget?
33:58Should I have ordered on the internet?
34:02Ready for dinner? Now I'm not so sure
34:06I think my soda's room temperature
34:13Pizza angel, please come to me
34:17Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey
34:21Pizza angel, I'm on my knees
34:25And don't forget to add my favorite anchovies
34:32I was concerned for my delivery
34:36Eight little slices of heaven for me
34:40Can't stop thinking it'll make me smile
34:44When I taste my first Chicago style
34:48Going crazy while I pace the floor
34:51Then my heart skipped when I heard the door
35:11I opened the door in expectation
35:15But it was the saddest sight I ever saw
35:18I could still smell the sweet aroma of deep dish goodness
35:22But the box was empty
35:29The house number was broken so I couldn't find you
35:33I was getting kind of hungry so I went to the grocery store
35:37I couldn't find you
35:38I was getting kind of hungry so I ate your pizza
35:42Sorry about that
35:43You don't need to tip me or anything
35:49Pizza angel, please come to me
35:52Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey
35:56Pizza angel, I'm on my knees
36:00You'll live forever in my memory
36:04Pizza angel, please come to me
36:08Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey
36:12Pizza angel, I'm on my knees
36:16I will miss you for eternity
36:23I'll never forget you, pizza angel
36:26Chicken
36:33Kung Pao
36:34Chicken
36:35Mongolian
36:36Chicken
36:37Sweet and sour
36:38Chicken
36:39Cashew
36:40Chicken
36:41Dudimushu
36:42Mushushu
36:43Mushushu
36:44Mushushu
36:45Mushushu
36:46Mushushu
36:47Mushushu
36:48Mushushu
36:49Mushushu
36:50Mushushu
36:51Mushushu
36:52Mushushu
36:53Mushushu
36:54Mushushu
36:56Tofu
36:57Tofu
36:58Tofu
36:59Tofu
37:00Tofu
37:01Stop!
37:02Break a fortune cookie!
37:05Beware of grape with wooden mallet
37:07Ain't that the truth
37:14The bunny
37:15The bunny
37:16Whoa
37:17I ate the bunny
37:19I didn't eat my soup or my bread
37:22Just the bunny
37:24The bunny
37:25The bunny
37:26Oh, I loved the bunny
37:29But now I feel sick in the head from the bunny
37:34I didn't eat my salad and I didn't eat my steak
37:39I had too much candy and got a tummy ache
37:44I need to eat good food to help me to grow
37:49I'll obey my mama cause she loves me so
37:54Yeah, I'll go to church and I'll go to school
37:59That stuff is important and I ain't no fool
38:05I don't want no pickles
38:06I don't want no honey
38:07I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
38:10No, no, no, no, girls
38:11No, that's wrong
38:13I learned my lesson
38:15Oh, you're gonna get tummy aches
38:18Now you stop singing that stuff
38:21Listen here, girls
38:23Oh, no
38:25The bunny
38:27The bunny
38:28Whoa
38:29I ate the bunny
38:31I didn't eat my soup or my bread
38:34Just the bunny
38:36The bunny
38:37The bunny
38:38Oh, I loved the bunny
38:41But now I feel sick in the head
38:49From the bunny
39:11If you like to talk to tomatoes
39:21If a squash can make you smile
39:25If you like to waltz with potatoes
39:29Up and down the produce aisle
39:35Ahem, excuse me
39:38Have we got a show for you
39:41VeggieTales
39:54Broccoli, celery, gotta beans
40:01There's never a show like this
40:07It's time for VeggieTales
40:16Ha ha ha ha
40:21VeggieTales
40:34Broccoli, celery, gotta beans