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00:00And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
00:07Today, Larry and Bob are on a photo safari, hot on the trail of a monkey.
00:12Or an ape. We don't know which. Hence the song.
00:17If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey. Even if it has a monkey kind of shape.
00:22If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey. If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey, it's an ape.
00:27If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey. Let's see if we can catch it on the tape.
00:32You can very plainly see if it's a monkey. If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey, it's an ape.
00:37Look, there it goes, there it goes. I don't know. I can't tell if it's a monkey or an ape.
00:41It's very simple, Bob.
00:43If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey. If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey, it's an ape.
00:47Larry, I'm not so sure.
00:49Ooga booga, it's not a monkey.
00:51Ooga booga, maybe it's an ape.
00:53If it's a nickel or a solid or a pillow, if it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey, it's an ape.
00:58If it doesn't have a tail...
00:59It's not a monkey.
01:00Are you sure that's what you really mean to say? A camera has no tail.
01:04It's not a monkey. If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey, it's an ape.
01:07I think there's something wrong with your logic, Larry.
01:10Well, Bob, the lady at the zoo said it. And who am I to tell her that she's wrong?
01:14If there's a tail, it's a monkey. No tail, ape. It's easy.
01:20But Larry, a kite has a tail.
01:22Then it's a monkey.
01:23A comet has a tail.
01:24It's a monkey.
01:25A bubble doesn't...
01:26Then it's not a monkey. If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey.
01:29It's an ape.
01:30Exactly. I knew you'd catch on.
01:31Larry, we might need to talk about this. I don't think the lady at the zoo meant...
01:35Shh. Look, there it goes, in the trees. Follow me. It's gotta be a monkey or an ape.
01:41I can't believe it's true. All this time I've searched for you.
01:46Snap the picture. Take the shot. We're among the lucky few.
01:50We finally did it. Photographer, we've discovered what we're after.
01:55Let me look. Is it an ape?
01:59Larry, this is a disaster.
02:03It's a monkey.
02:05Larry, that's a cow, not a...
02:07That was exhilarating. Let's find more.
02:11If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey.
02:13Even if it has a monkey kind of shape.
02:15If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey.
02:17If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey. It's an ape.
02:19This has been Silly Song with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Bob say...
02:24Larry, you don't have a tail.
02:26I don't?
02:27Nope. And neither do I.
02:29I wouldn't be so sure about that, Bob.
02:31What do you mean?
02:33Oh, nothing.
02:41And now it's time for Silly Song with Larry.
02:43The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
02:48Bob the Jamaican, unable to sneeze, visits the sneeze doctor.
02:53Please, can someone help me? I need to sneeze.
03:00Wait for the sneeze doctor. Just take a seat.
03:05He'll be right with you.
03:11Sneeze if you have to. Sneeze if you need to.
03:16Don't hold it in. Just be sure that you cover your mouth with a tissue.
03:24I will assist you. Sneeze all your troubles away.
03:30At up to 150 miles an hour.
03:35Interesting fact. The average sneeze travels at a rate of 100 miles an hour.
03:40In 2003, Dirk Evert of Grunholz, Germany, clocked in at 150.
03:46Way to go, Dirk.
03:48Danke.
03:49I think I have a remedy. Perhaps in my potpourri.
03:55I bought it from a merchant in Spain.
04:00For ultimate sneeze satisfaction, try allergic reactions.
04:06Take a deep breath. If it helps, you can squint at the sun.
04:13Or hear some pepper.
04:16Let's see. I know. Try this feather.
04:20Don't be afraid. Set it free.
04:26Go! Go! Go!
04:30Go! Go! Go!
04:32Interesting fact. The photic sneeze reflex, or sneezing when exposed to bright light,
04:38is a genetic trait found in 25% of the population, including Dirk.
04:56Sane.
05:02Gesundheit.
05:04Which, interestingly, means good health in German.
05:08Ja.
05:09Sneeze if you have to. Sneeze if you need to.
05:14Apologize if you accidentally sneeze on your neighbor.
05:23Ow, that hurt.
05:31This has been Silly Songs with Faye. Tune in next time to hear Dirk say...
05:37Ich bin ein Schniezer.
05:41And now it's time for Ukulele Karaoke with Bob,
05:44the part of the show where Bob comes out and sings an ukulele karaoke.
05:51What's going on?
05:53You are doing the ukulele karaoke, no?
05:56No, I'm on a break. This is the pirates.
05:59They are busy with the rest of the show.
06:01But I don't even know the song.
06:03Your lyrics, monsieur. Bring in the props.
06:06But wait, I...
06:07Like a king!
06:10You're out of breath, monsieur.
06:12Hold on a sec. I'm totally unprepared to do a solo.
06:16You're backup singers?
06:18What? Isn't that the...
06:19Oui. They are the Wiggly Turtle Tubies.
06:22The Wiggly Turtle Tubies? They look taller on TV.
06:26So do you, tomato!
06:28But really, this is Larry's gig. I can't just...
06:31The show must go on, monsieur.
06:34Quick, that is your cue. Just follow along. You will be fine.
06:37Lance the Turtle. Aloha, Lance.
06:40Lance the Turtle. Dance, dance, dance.
06:43Lance the Turtle. Aloha, Lance.
06:46Lance the Turtle. Dance, dance, dance.
06:50Well, I keep a little turtle at my uncle and my aunt's.
06:54My Annie's name is Myrtle and my island turtle's name is Lance.
06:58He doesn't wander far, even if he has a chance.
07:01He just plays his ukulele and he does the hula dance.
07:04What?
07:06Lance the Turtle. Aloha, Lance.
07:09Lance the Turtle. Dance, dance, dance.
07:12Lance the Turtle. Aloha, Lance.
07:15Lance the Turtle. Dance, dance, dance.
07:20He threw a luau barbecue one breezy summer night.
07:23Invited all his turtle pals to come and have a weeky bite.
07:27The turtles started walking there as Lance began to swing.
07:30The one that lived across the street arrived there in the spring.
07:35Oh, I get it. Turtles are slow, so I took them a long time.
07:40That's pretty good.
07:42Lance the Turtle. Aloha, Lance.
07:45Lance the Turtle. Dance, dance, dance.
07:48But Lance just kept on cooking. He was grillin' full of glee.
07:51He was marinating ribs cause he likes...
07:54Uh, syrup with his feta cheese?
07:57I'm sorry, I...
08:01Lance's purple turtle shell has ketchup if you please.
08:04Pineapples are shiny, spotted, tiki, bumblebees.
08:07Oh, man.
08:09Lance the Turtle. Aloha, Lance.
08:12Lance the Turtle. Dance, dance, dance.
08:14Wait a minute. Guys, I don't think this is right.
08:16It doesn't make any sense.
08:18It works for us.
08:20But...
08:22There are luscious chocolate fingers spinning slowly in the school.
08:25Malay kalikimaka. Fluffy bunnies driving in the pool.
08:29A thousand igloos wax the beach.
08:31Spray luggage in the tree.
08:33Raining puppies flying clown.
08:35Flossing Poonalhale.
08:37Ow!
08:39Oh, forget it.
08:41Oh-ho! Apaka sneezes coconut.
08:43Danini yo-yo leg.
08:45White booty with spaghetti sauce.
08:47The Meg's a fuzzy carrot bag.
08:49Paper, plastic, porcupine. The horsey makes his bed.
08:51The hum-a-hum-a-nook-a-nook-a-wa-wa-was his bed.
08:53Lance the Turtle. Aloha, Lance.
08:56And this has been Ukulele Karaoke with Bob.
08:59Tune in next time when Bob says...
09:02I'll be in my dressing room.
09:04Dance, dance, dance.
09:08And now it's time for The Blues with Larry.
09:11The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings the blues.
09:17Hey, everybody. I'm gonna lay down some blues.
09:21All sunshine and roses.
09:24No rain came my way.
09:30I said, all sunshine and roses.
09:33No rain came my way.
09:40My dad bought me ice cream.
09:43Oh, happy, happy, happy, happy day.
09:47I ate up that ice cream.
09:51Got some on my face.
09:54That's right, right on my face.
09:57I said, I ate up that ice cream.
10:01Got some on my face.
10:07Got some on the table.
10:10Oh, happy, sticky, happy, sticky, happy, happy, sticky, happy place.
10:17Hey, man. What you doing?
10:20I'm singing the blues.
10:22Oh, man. The blues is for singing when you feel sad.
10:25But I don't feel sad.
10:27Man, you got no business singing the blues.
10:30Here, let me help you out. Take this.
10:33Cool. Ice cream. Thanks.
10:36Now give me back that ice cream.
10:39You took my ice cream.
10:42You took it from me.
10:45You took my ice cream.
10:48You took it away from me.
10:51Oh, yeah. Now you're getting it.
10:54Now listen up.
11:00But I'm still not sad.
11:03I'll just have to sing the blues.
11:07I'll just have a cookie.
11:10No, no, no, man. You almost had it.
11:13Come on, like this.
11:15You took away my ice cream.
11:17You took it away from me.
11:24My sweet, creamy ice cream.
11:27I don't care about no cookie.
11:31Now try it again.
11:34My cookies and ice cream.
11:37They both gone away.
11:41That's right. Feel it.
11:45My cookies and ice cream.
11:48They both gone away.
11:52Oh, sweet, man. Sweet.
11:55But that don't bother me none.
11:58I got me my freshly baked strudel.
12:01What? Strudel?
12:03Man, you can't say strudel in the blues.
12:05That don't even rhyme.
12:07Well, what about poodle?
12:09Because I got a poodle.
12:11Oh, no. Don't tell me you're going to eat that poodle.
12:13No. I'm just going to pet him.
12:15Petting poodles makes me happy.
12:18Sorry, man. You way too happy to sing the blues.
12:24Hello. Would you like to poker?
12:28Sure.
12:30Don't got no ice cream, no cookies, no strudel.
12:34Don't got no ice cream, no cookies, no strudel.
12:38But I'm yodel-a-lady, yodel-a-lady, yodel-a-lady happy too.
12:41I'm yodel-a-lady, yodel-a-lady, yodel-a-lady happy too.
12:45But I'm yodel-a-lady, yodel-a-lady, yodel-a-lady happy too.
12:48Just here with my poodle.
12:51That's right.
12:53Oh, yeah. I'm yodel-a-lady, yodel-a-lady, yodel-a-lady happy too.
12:56Just me and my poodle.
13:01This has been The Blues with Larry.
13:03Tune in next time to...
13:05Oh, never mind.
13:07Larry's not likely to be singing the blues again any time soon.
13:15TO BE CONTINUED...
13:18I'm yodel-a-lady, yodel-a-lady, yodel-a-lady happy too.
13:39I like your car.
13:41I like yours too.
13:43Is it a Jeep?
13:44A Subaru
13:46I like your tires
13:48You've got nice chrome
13:50A trailer hitch
13:52Left mine at home
13:55Oh, your suspension
13:57It suspends me over heights
13:59I've never known
14:01And your roll bar is a dive bar
14:03By the way, I like your chrome
14:06You already said that
14:07Did I?
14:08Yeah
14:09Oh, you and me
14:11In our spark utility vehicles
14:14Cruising to 7-Eleven
14:16For a bag of Frito-Lays
14:18Oh, you and me
14:21In our spark utility vehicles
14:23We'll slam into four-wheel drive
14:26And pick up a dozen eggs
14:28And if there ever was a snow
14:30You know
14:31A really, really deep snow
14:33And if everyone was stuck
14:35But us
14:36We'd be the ones not stuck
14:39Then we could be the heroes
14:42Oh, we could be the heroes
14:45Yeah, we would be the heroes
14:49Who would push them and pull them
14:51Push them and pull them
14:53Push them and pull them
14:54Right out of the snow
15:03I like your car
15:05I like yours, too
15:07Periwinkle
15:09It's baby blue
15:11How's it handle?
15:13Like a dream
15:15How about poppy?
15:17And then ice cream
15:20Oh, you and me
15:23In our spark utility vehicles
15:25Cruising to Dunkin' Donuts
15:27For a cup of steaming Joe
15:30Oh, you and me
15:32In our spark utility vehicles
15:35We'll slam into four-wheel drive
15:37For a scoop of rocky road
15:39And if we ever go camping
15:41You know
15:42Haven't been, but one day
15:44I'll go
15:45And we find a ranger stuck in a ditch
15:47A nice ranger in a deep ditch
15:51Then we could be the heroes
15:54Oh, we could be the heroes
15:57Yeah, we would be the heroes
16:01Who would push them and pull them
16:03Push them and pull them
16:04Push them and pull them
16:06Right out of that ditch
16:16I like your car
16:18I like yours, too
16:21Is it a Jeep?
16:24It's my sport utility vehicle
16:34And now it's time for Ukulele Karaoke with Bob,
16:37the part of the show where Bob comes out
16:39and sings an ukulele karaoke.
16:42Uh, what's going on?
16:45You are doing the ukulele karaoke, no?
16:48No, I'm on a break.
16:50This is the pirates.
16:51We are busy with the rest of the show.
16:53But I don't even know the song.
16:56Your lyrics, monsieur.
16:57Bring in the props.
16:59But wait, I...
17:01Hold on a sec.
17:03I'm totally unprepared to do a solo.
17:05You're backup singers?
17:07What? Isn't that the...
17:09Oui, they are the Wiggly Turtle Tubies.
17:12The Wiggly Turtle Tubies.
17:14They look taller on TV.
17:17But really, this is Larry's gig.
17:20I can't just...
17:21The show must go on, monsieur.
17:25But really, this is Larry's gig.
17:27I can't just...
17:28The show must go on, monsieur.
17:30Quick, that is your cue.
17:32Just follow along, you will be fine.
17:34Lance the Turtle, Aloha Lance
17:37Lance the Turtle, dance, dance, dance
17:40Lance the Turtle, Aloha Lance
17:43Lance the Turtle, dance, dance, dance
17:47Well, I keep a little turtle
17:49At my uncle and my aunts
17:51My Annie's name is Myrtle
17:52And my island turtle's name is Lance
17:54He doesn't wander far
17:55Even if he has a chance
17:57He just plays his ukulele
17:58And he does the hula dance
18:01What?
18:02Lance the Turtle, Aloha Lance
18:05Lance the Turtle, dance, dance, dance
18:08Lance the Turtle, Aloha Lance
18:11Lance the Turtle, dance, dance, dance
18:16He threw a luau barbecue
18:18One breezy summer night
18:19Invited all his turtle pals
18:21To come and have a wiki bite
18:22The turtle started walking there
18:24As Lance began to swing
18:25The one that lived across the street
18:27Arrived there in the spring
18:31Oh, I get it, turtles are slow
18:34So it took him a long time
18:36That's pretty good
18:37Lance the Turtle, Aloha Lance
18:41Lance the Turtle, dance, dance, dance
18:44But Lance just kept on cooking
18:45He was grillin' full of glee
18:47He was marinating ribs
18:48Cause he likes syrup with his feta cheese
18:53I'm sorry, I...
18:57Lance's purple turtle shell
18:58Has ketchup if you please
19:00Pineapples are shiny
19:01Spotted tiki bumblebees
19:03Oh, man
19:04Lance the Turtle, Aloha Lance
19:07Lance the Turtle, dance, dance, dance
19:10Wait a minute
19:11Guys, I don't think this is right
19:12It doesn't make any sense
19:13It works for us
19:15But...
19:16Listen, listen
19:17There are luscious chocolate fingers
19:19Spinning slowly in the school
19:21Malay kalikimaka
19:22Fluffy bunnies driving in the pool
19:24Larry!
19:25A thousand igloos wax the beach
19:27Spray luggage in the tree
19:29Raining puppies, flying clown
19:31Flossing, poon al haile
19:33Ow!
19:35Oh, forget it
19:36Oh-ho!
19:37A pack of sneezes, coconuts
19:39The eevee yo-yo leg
19:40White eevee with spaghetti sauce
19:42The Meg's a fuzzy carrot bag
19:43Paper, plastic, porcupines
19:45The horsey makes his bed
19:46The hum-a-hum-a
19:47Nook-a-nook-a-wa-wa-was his bed
19:49Lance the Turtle, Aloha Lance
19:52This has been
19:53Ukulele Karaoke with Bob
19:55Tune in next time when Bob says...
19:57I'll be in my dressing room
19:59Dance, dance, dance
20:02Now it is time for
20:04Classy Songs with Larry
20:06The part of the show
20:07Where Larry comes out
20:09And sings a classy song
20:15Classy Songs with Larry
20:36One day
20:37While he was waiting for the trolley
20:40He had a hat
20:41My hi-so-cat
20:43He wore it high upon his head so proudly
20:46A beautiful hat
20:48My hi-so-cat
20:50A hat like this
20:52Just makes him feel so grandly
20:54Now fancy this
20:55And fancy that
20:57The splendor of this hat
20:59In all its majesty
21:01Like a king in a royal cap
21:04I feel so swell and handsome in my hat
21:08I bet that others wish they had
21:10In fact a hat that's this
21:11A hat that's that
21:12A hat so fine
21:13A hi-so-cat
21:15Oh mister I forgot
21:17What do you think of that?
21:21Now his hat
21:22Was not all he wore so proudly
21:24I must in fact
21:26Share more than that
21:28For upon his lap
21:30Sat a treat so fondly
21:32A chocolate this
21:33And chocolate that
21:35Deliciousness that makes him feel so dandy
21:39A chocolate this
21:40A chocolate snack
21:42And then
21:43She's off to see someone with candy
21:46Someone like I
21:47A hi-so-cat
21:49I have my chocolate
21:51Placed upon my lap
21:53I feel so good
21:54You just cannot top that
21:56I have my snack
21:57A chocolate hat
21:58A chocolate this
21:59And chocolate that
22:00Oh golly Mr. Nazer
22:01Now what do you think of that?
22:05Now time was passing
22:07And the sun grew hotter
22:09Upon his hat
22:10A chocolate snack
22:12So beneath his hat
22:14He thought and pondered
22:16What should I do
22:17To save my hat?
22:19He thought and contemplated
22:21As he perspired
22:23Beneath his hat
22:24A chocolate snack
22:26He feared his chocolate treats
22:28Would soon retire
22:30And to a pool
22:31A chocolate that
22:33I won't feel grand
22:35If I take off my hat
22:36The sun's getting hot
22:38And my hat
22:39Just might go flat
22:40My hat
22:41It might go flat
22:42And my sweets
22:43Will melt like that
22:44Oh hurry Mr. Trolley
22:45Before my damp furnace
22:46Goes flat
22:49He decided to fork out
22:51His looks so dashing
22:52To save his hat
22:54And eat the snack
22:56So he placed
22:57The treats upon the seat
22:58Beside him
22:59And put his hat
23:00On top of that
23:02Oh please
23:04Don't anybody
23:06Sit close to me
23:07Upon my hat
23:08Upon my hat
23:09I ask
23:10If all of you
23:11Could be so kindly
23:12And just stand back
23:14Away from my snack
23:22A great big squash
23:23Just sat upon my hat
23:25A great big squash
23:26Just squished my hat real flat
23:27He squashed my hat
23:28He made it flat
23:29He squished my snack
23:30Oh what a vet
23:31Oh tell me anybody
23:33Now what do you think of that?
23:34A great big squash
23:36Just sat upon my hat
23:37A great big squash
23:39Just squished my hat real flat
23:40He squashed my hat
23:41He made it flat
23:42He squished my snack
23:43Oh what a vet
23:53Oh golly
23:54Uh
23:55What's your name?
23:56They've never given me a name
23:59I've been around since show one
24:01And I still don't have a name
24:05Now what do you think of that?
24:09And now it's time for
24:10Silly Songs with Larry
24:11The part of the show
24:12Where Larry comes out
24:13And sings a silly song
24:15We join our veggie friends
24:17For their annual Easter tradition
24:20Okay kids
24:21Ready for the Easter egg hunt?
24:23Yay!
24:28I've got my hat
24:29I've got my net
24:31I've got binoculars
24:33Metal detector
24:34I'm set for an egg-spedition
24:37I'm a puke on a mission
24:39The greatest Easter egg hunt yet
24:42I'm good to go
24:44I'll find the prize
24:46At the safari store
24:47I bought out all their supplies
24:50Life will be sweet
24:51When my beautiful treat
24:53Is right before my eyes
24:56My golden egg
24:58Has my name on it
25:01It will be mine
25:02All mine
25:03All mine
25:04Because I want it
25:05It's there for the taking
25:06From a bunny or chicken
25:08Soon I'll be holding
25:11My golden egg
25:14Golden egg
25:15Golden egg
25:16My golden egg
25:17In this darkest jungle
25:18There are many scary things
25:19I am always on the lookout
25:21For whatever bites or stings
25:23I run or creep down low
25:24I go wherever eggs may roam
25:27Remember
25:28I'm a professional
25:29Don't try this at home
25:31No luck?
25:32Okay, my search will widen
25:34To just beyond this lava pit
25:36I'm sure that's where it's hide
25:38I overcome each hardship
25:39I make it through each mess
25:41Because I must possess
25:44My golden egg
25:46Has my name on it
25:48It will be mine
25:49All mine
25:50All mine
25:51Because I want it
25:52It's there for the picking
25:54From a bunny or chicken
25:56Soon I'll be holding
25:58My golden egg
26:00I missed it!
26:01Oh look! I found it!
26:03And now she has
26:04Her happy hands around it
26:07I'm defeated
26:08A lot of nothing's what I got
26:10But maybe
26:12But maybe
26:14But maybe not
26:18I still have
26:19My golden egg
26:22Thanks to the caring
26:24Of my competitor
26:27Whose heart believes in sharing
26:29This ball's made for peeling
26:31What a wonderful feeling
26:33Cause now we are holding
26:36Our golden egg
26:39Golden egg
26:40Golden egg
26:41Golden egg
26:42My golden egg
26:43This has been
26:44Silly Songs with Manny
26:45Tune in next time
26:46To hear Lenny say
26:47This is awesome!
26:49I love eggs!
26:54You're on!
26:55What's my line?
26:57Just read the script
26:59I don't have one!
27:01Larry!
27:02Where's the script for the Silly Song?
27:04Oops!
27:05Don't tell me you forgot!
27:07I've got a song!
27:08You're a lifesaver
27:14The biscuit of Zazamorandibow
27:16It lies atop a mound of snow
27:18High in the hills where the cold winds blow
27:20It's the biscuit of Zazamorandibow
27:23Come on!
27:24Let's go!
27:25The biscuit of Zazamorandibow
27:30Our bags are packed and ready to go
27:32Let's start the van and be gone
27:34Start the van and be gone
27:36Now our bags are all packed and we're ready to go
27:38Let's start the van and be gone
27:40Come on!
27:41Let's go!
27:42The biscuit of Zazamorandibow
27:44What did you say?
27:45We can't leave yet today?
27:46You've just got an errand to run
27:48I just have to stop at the bank
27:50You just have to stop at the bank?
27:52Well, if you insist, I suppose
27:54We can deal with a minor delay
27:56Deal with a minor delay
27:59Say, Archibald
28:00Who made this biscuit anyway?
28:02Oh, I thought you'd never ask
28:05Sir James McNab of the Guild of Go
28:07He made the biscuit so long ago
28:09And the people, they travelled to see it glow
28:11The biscuit of Zazamorandibow
28:14Come on!
28:15Let's go!
28:16The biscuit of Zazamorandibow
28:18Oh, what is it now?
28:19This isn't the way
28:20I just need to stop for some goldfish food
28:23You don't even have a goldfish
28:25No, but I was thinking of getting one
28:27And I wouldn't want him to go hungry
28:29Anybody need anything?
28:31Maybe a venti half-caff vanilla hazelnut latte
28:34Hold the whipped cream
28:36And maybe one of those little chocolate-covered graham crackers?
28:42So, Archie
28:43What's so great about this biscuit anyway?
28:45Well, if you really want to know
28:48The biscuit of Zazamorandibow
28:50Was lost to the world many years ago
28:52Until my great-uncle Archibald
28:54Stomped his toe on the frozen dough
28:56Of the biscuit of Zazamorandibow
28:59Come on!
29:00Let's go!
29:01The biscuit of Zazamorandibow
29:03Oh, not again, it's just not fair
29:05Gotta have a nap
29:06A what?
29:07A nap
29:08A what?
29:09A nap
29:13The biscuit of Zazamorandibow
29:15The biscuit of Zazamorandibow
29:17The joy!
29:18The thrill!
29:19I think I spilled
29:21The biscuit
29:23The biscuit
29:25The biscuit of Zazamorandibow
29:29Bow?
29:30Uh-oh
29:33Sausage gravy
29:35Huh, I might have made a wrong turn
29:38The biscuit of...dung?
29:41Back to the van, back to the van
29:43It isn't too late, let's go!
29:46The biscuit of Zazamorandibow
29:48We're almost there!
29:49Oh, isn't this great, sir?
29:50Who needs to take a putty break?
29:52Me!
29:53I do!
29:54No!
29:56The biscuit of Zazamorandibow
29:58It glides across a mound of snow
30:00High in the hills where the cold wind blows
30:02The biscuit of Zazamorandibow
30:07I suppose this has been
30:09Silly Songs with Archie
30:11Tune in next time to hear less
30:14Hear Larry say?
30:16I always thought you were the announcer
30:19So did I!
30:24Next up on Veggie Shopping Network
30:27Pants
30:31Welcome viewers, what comes next?
30:33A pair of pants with stripes or checks?
30:35Dig in your wallet, dump out your purse
30:37Who'll be the one to buy the first...
30:40Pair?
30:42You can wear them if you're big
30:44You can wear them if you're small
30:45They're pants if you're short
30:46And shorts if you're tall
30:47You can wear them in the spring
30:48You can wear them in the fall
30:49They're pants if you're short
30:50And shorts if you're tall
30:51Gold 5 so far!
30:52Down to 20!
30:53Look what you get for a little bit of money
30:55Down to your feet and up to your tummy
31:01If you buy right now tonight
31:02While throwing a set of Ginsu knives
31:04A pair of pants could change your life
31:06One easy payment, $9.95
31:09See the tag on the back?
31:12They're pants if you're short
31:13And shorts if you're tall
31:14You can wear them to the farm
31:15You can wear them to the mall
31:16They're pants if you're short
31:17And shorts if you're tall
31:1816 more!
31:19We're down to 4!
31:20You can't buy these in any store
31:21They're just like your granddaddy wore
31:31Pants have six legs, less than a squid
31:33It's a verb for a dog and a noun for a kid
31:35With a pair of pants, you're not alone
31:37You can dance with your pants
31:38Till the cows come home
31:39A pair of pants will win your heart
31:41We accept most credit cards
31:43Not stretchy ones in elastic bands
31:45Makes it easier, buffet-eating pants
31:47Cows or slacks or corduroys
31:49Pants bestow a special joy
31:50As seen on the screen of your TV
31:52These pants can hide unsightly knees
31:54This pair is made of high-grade vinyl
31:56Don't hesitate, all sales are vital
31:58To summarize, you might recall
32:00They're pants if you're short
32:01And shorts if you're tall
32:064, 3, 2, 1
32:09We're out of pants, we gotta run
32:14You've got some skinny legs
32:19And now it's time for Silly Songs with Letty Boy
32:22The part of the show where Letty Boy
32:24Comes out and sings a silly song
32:26We join the league at suppertime
32:29As they sit down for a meal prepared by Alfred
32:33I don't wanna eat my brussel sprout
32:35He doesn't wanna eat his brussel sprout
32:37And I really, really don't like sauerkraut
32:39Stinky, slimy, stinky sauerkraut
32:41My appetite is zero
32:43No need to shed a tear-o
32:45You need a supper-hero
32:49Uh, what's a supper-hero?
32:51Got dittles you don't want to chew
32:53Yeah, not too appetizing
32:55Don't wanna eat what's cooked for you
32:57No, not really
32:59Then citizen, don't fear-o
33:01I am the supper-hero
33:03He is the supper-hero
33:06Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
33:08Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
33:10Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yum
33:12Thanks, I like this supper-hero
33:14This pasta dish has gotten cold
33:16I beg your pardon?
33:18This fish stick looks a little old
33:20It's not that old
33:22You can't go on, I must insist
33:24It's my duty to assist
33:26Well, I'm kinda hungry
33:27Good citizen, don't fear-o
33:29I am the supper-hero
33:31He is the supper-hero
33:33Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
33:35Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
33:37Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yum
33:39I was gonna eat that
33:41Don't worry folks, for me it's fun
33:43A supper-hero's job's not done
33:45Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
33:47Till every supper plate is clean
33:49No matter what type of cuisine
33:51Yum, yummy, yummy, yummy, yum, yum
33:53Who let him in?
33:55Hey, it's not chocolate, I love chocolate
33:57Oh, wait!
33:59Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yum
34:01Citizens, don't fear-o, and be of good cheer-o,
34:05I love my new career-o!
34:07I am the Supper Hero!
34:12Dude, he ate our cake.
34:14So, what do you say, guys? Can I join the League?
34:17This has been Silly Songs with Larry Boy.
34:20Tune in next time to hear the League say...
34:23No.
34:24Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yum!
34:26And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry Boy,
34:33the part of the show where Larry Boy comes out and sings a silly song.
34:37We join the League at suppertime as they sit down for a meal prepared by Alfred.
34:44I don't want to eat my brussel sprout.
34:46He doesn't want to eat his brussel sprout.
34:48And I really, really don't like sauerkraut.
34:50Stinky, slimy, stinky sauerkraut.
34:52My appetite is zero.
34:54No need to shed a tear-o.
34:56You need a Supper Hero!
35:00Uh, what's a Supper Hero?
35:02Got dildos you don't want to chew.
35:04Yeah, not too appetizing.
35:06Don't want to eat what's cooked for you.
35:08No, not really.
35:10And citizen, don't fear-o.
35:12I am the Supper Hero!
35:14He is the Supper Hero!
35:16Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yum!
35:18Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
35:20Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yum!
35:22Thanks. I like this Supper Hero.
35:24This pasta dish has gotten cold.
35:26I beg your pardon?
35:28This fish stick looks a little old.
35:30It's not that old.
35:32You can't go on, I must insist.
35:34It's my duty to assist.
35:36Well, I'm kind of hungry.
35:38Good citizen, don't fear-o.
35:40I am the Supper Hero!
35:42He is the Supper Hero!
35:44Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yum!
35:46Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
35:48Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yum!
35:51Don't worry, folks. For me, it's fun.
35:53A Supper Hero's job's not done.
35:55Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yum, yum, yum!
35:57Till every supper plate is clean.
35:59No matter what type of cuisine.
36:01Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yum, yum, yum!
36:03Who let him in?
36:05Hey! That chocolate! I love chocolate!
36:07No! Wait!
36:09Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yum!
36:11Good citizen, don't fear-o.
36:13And be of good cheer-o.
36:15I love my new career-o.
36:17I am the Supper Hero!
36:21Dude, he ate our cake.
36:23So, what do you say, guys?
36:25Can I join the League?
36:27This has been Silly Songs with Larry Boy.
36:29Tune in next time to hear the League say...
36:31No!
36:33Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yum!
36:51VeggieTales!
36:53Broccoli! Celery!
36:55Gotta be...
36:57VeggieTales!