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00:00I am Moguro Fukuzou, a salesman who calls people by their names and laughs.
00:09I am not just a salesman.
00:12The goods I deal with are the heart, the human heart.
00:30I am Moguro Fukuzou, a salesman who calls people by their names and laughs.
00:35I am not just a salesman.
00:38The goods I deal with are the heart, the human heart.
00:43I am not just a salesman.
00:46The goods I deal with are the heart, the human heart.
00:51I am not just a salesman.
00:55It's just right to be a little drunk, but it's getting more and more expensive.
01:00It's just right to be a little drunk, but it's getting more and more expensive.
01:05I want to get it. I want to be satisfied. I feel good.
01:08If I break one step, I'll be in trouble.
01:10Greed, which I learned from a long time ago, can be tamed later.
01:15Don't judge me. Don't judge me.
01:17Wait a minute. I'm not a tengu.
01:20Don't judge me. Don't judge me.
01:22I'm an ugly adult. I'm done here.
01:25Don't judge me. Don't judge me.
01:27Hey, hey, the kids are looking at you.
01:32I like you when you look down, Papa Moguro.
01:37Hey, hey, the kids are looking at you.
01:42The spotlight is good, but it's the best when it's overflowing.
01:48Up, up, don't.
01:52Up, up, don't.
01:56In this world, there are only lonely people, young and old, men and women.
02:02I would like to fill the gap in your hearts.
02:06No, I won't take any money.
02:09If the customer is satisfied, that is the best reward.
02:15Well, today's customer is...
02:32What should I do from now on?
02:35Are you looking for a hotel?
02:38Huh?
02:39Oh!
02:43Are you a hotel guest?
02:46No, I came to this hot spring alone.
02:50Would you like to come with me?
02:52What?
02:53You haven't decided on a hotel, have you?
02:57That's not true.
02:59No, I know about you.
03:03What?
03:04You came to a nearby town on a business trip.
03:07On your way back, you came to this hot spring alone.
03:12How did you know that?
03:17It's a hunch.
03:19There is a good hotel that keeps the old atmosphere.
03:24Please follow me.
03:29How far are you going?
03:32Leave it to me.
03:36What do you think? Isn't it wonderful?
03:38It's a place that only two people know about.
03:41The natural hot spring is also exquisite.
03:46Please come this way.
03:49Mr. Kihara.
03:50The rooms are taken separately, so please take your time.
03:54What?
03:55Such an expensive room alone?
03:57Don't worry about the room fee.
04:00We still have time until dinner, so let's take a bath.
04:07It's so relaxing.
04:09Is he just a kind person?
04:13Or...
04:16It seems that if you forget your bad habits and go to the hot spring, your life expectancy will increase.
04:21That's right.
04:23By the way, who are you?
04:25I'm sorry.
04:27I'm like this.
04:31That name is waterproof.
04:34A gap in the heart?
04:36I'm a volunteer and a salesman who helps people who are lonely in their hearts.
04:42Why me?
04:44Because the aura of loneliness was rising from you who were standing alone on the bridge.
04:51After you went on a business trip, you suddenly remembered the emptiness of returning to your house and got off at this hot spring station.
05:00Looking for a one-night adventure...
05:03What?
05:04That's not it.
05:05I just had a day off, so I went to the hot spring to get rid of my fatigue.
05:11Anyway, let's have a good time tonight.
05:15I'll call a geisha.
05:17Wait a minute.
05:19I'm going to the hot spring quietly.
05:22It's okay.
05:23Please leave it to me.
05:27There are only two people in such a large room.
05:30It seems that I'm free today.
05:32Anyway, let's have a toast.
05:35Cheers!
05:36Cheers!
05:41It's delicious.
05:44Then...
05:47Yes.
05:49Yes.
05:55Here you are.
05:57Thank you.
06:01Would you like a bowl of rice?
06:04Yes, please.
06:06Thank you.
06:13You!
06:15Yes!
06:16I work hard every day to pay your monthly salary.
06:20But you treat me like this.
06:22I'm sorry.
06:24I was just invited.
06:26What's wrong?
06:28My wife...
06:31Is there something on my face?
06:33No.
06:36Is your wife so much like your wife?
06:40Yes.
06:41I'm honored.
06:43Kihara-san.
06:44You shouldn't come here and drink with someone who looks like your wife.
06:49You should drink with this lady.
06:53Here you are.
06:55I don't think she looks like your wife.
07:00Does she look like my wife?
07:02No.
07:04She doesn't look like my wife at all.
07:06My grandfather is a salesman here.
07:10Here you are.
07:12Thank you.
07:22What a nice drink.
07:24It's delicious.
07:26Chi-chan.
07:27Would you like some?
07:29Yes.
07:30I'll take this.
07:31You're so kind.
07:34It's delicious.
07:36Okay.
07:37I'll take this, too.
07:45Are you okay, Kihara-san?
07:47I'm fine.
07:49I'll do my best tonight.
07:51I'll go with you.
07:53I'm so happy.
07:55I'm counting on you.
07:58You're so handsome, sir.
08:01I'll have another one.
08:03You're so handsome, sir.
08:05I'll have another one.
08:19Have you woken up?
08:21Where am I?
08:23You were in the middle of a fight.
08:25You were in the middle of a fight.
08:27You were in the middle of a fight.
08:29You were in the middle of a fight.
08:31Where's the girl?
08:33You kicked her down the stairs and took her to the bedroom.
08:37This is rude.
08:39Who is Chi-chan?
08:42She is that young actress.
08:45She was very determined with cheers saying that she would like to drink with you.
08:48She was very determined with cheers saying that she would like to drink with you.
08:53She was disappointed that she liked you.
08:56Is that so?
08:58I wanted to have a drink with her, too.
09:01Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
09:10Mr. Moguro, can I ask you a question?
09:13Sure.
09:14I'm sorry to say this, but I don't know any other women other than my wife.
09:19And I've never had a drink with a woman other than my wife.
09:25Lately, even my wife doesn't want to drink with me.
09:29She said you came to this hot spring for an adventure.
09:34Actually, that's right.
09:36I've always wanted to go on an adventure, but I didn't have the courage.
09:42But after today's business trip, I lied to my wife that my plans had changed.
09:47When I came to this hot spring, my heart must have been expecting something strange.
09:54But nothing happened.
09:57But this is fine.
09:59No, you can't give up, Mr. Kihara.
10:03I'll grant your long-cherished wish.
10:07Please leave it to me.
10:17Mr. Kihara, I'm here for a drink.
10:20Oh, Chi-chan!
10:27I'll be with you all night.
10:31Thank you.
10:34Cheers!
10:36Cheers!
10:38Cheers!
10:40Cheers!
10:42Cheers!
10:44Cheers!
10:46Cheers!
10:52It's delicious.
10:54Come on, Mr. Kihara. Drink more.
10:58Cheers!
11:14Are you awake?
11:17Oh, Chi-chan!
11:19It wasn't a dream yesterday, was it?
11:23I'm not Chi-chan.
11:29Who are you?
11:32Thank you very much.
11:36I'll give you 500,000 yen as a bouquet for the whole night.
11:42When I go to a hot spring, I tend to drink too much and forget about myself.
11:48You'd better be careful.
11:51Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
11:56There are many lonely people in this world.
12:02I will fill the gap in your hearts.
12:06No, I won't accept a single cent of your money.
12:09If you are satisfied, that is the best reward.
12:14So, who is today's guest?
12:19Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
12:24I'm really sorry.
12:26You don't have to apologize.
12:29You don't have to apologize.
12:31You don't have to apologize.
12:37You don't have to apologize.
12:42Hey, what do you think?
12:48Episode 1
12:55You guys can relax.
12:58An alligator?
13:01Oh, you shouldn't be in a hurry.
13:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
13:09Oh, no.
13:16It's so hot.
13:18I'm sorry about earlier.
13:21Oh, no. I was the one who brought you to the hot spring.
13:25You seemed to be thinking of something.
13:29Well, I can't say it's a different place.
13:34It seems that the situation is over.
13:38I see.
13:40So that's why you quit the company.
13:43Yes. I work every day until late at night.
13:47And my boss kept telling me to quit.
13:51I was so nervous.
13:53It's a black company, isn't it?
13:57When I found out that I quit the company, my parents were so sad.
14:03So I have to find a new job as soon as possible.
14:14But to be honest, I'm scared to go to any other company.
14:19Even if I try to go to an interview, I can't forget the company I used to work for.
14:24What should I do?
14:27If I think I can't work for the rest of my life, I'd rather...
14:31I understand.
14:33You're afraid of losing your place in society.
14:36You're worried about your future.
14:39All right.
14:40Please leave it to me.
14:43I'm sorry.
14:45I'm like this.
14:50I'll take you to a suitable place tomorrow.
14:55I'm sure you'll like it.
15:02Is this a company?
15:06And this place...
15:09Come on. Let's go.
15:14Mr. Moguro.
15:15What is this place?
15:17Well, well.
15:19Good morning, Mr. Moguro.
15:21Good morning.
15:23Mr. Deashiro.
15:24This is Mr. Matsuoka, who will be your boss today.
15:28Boss?
15:30I'm Matsuoka. Nice to meet you.
15:32Welcome to our phantom company.
15:36Thank you.
15:37From today on, Mr. Deashiro is an employee of this company.
15:41What do you mean?
15:44This phantom company is a place where people who can't go to work because of some reason
15:49train so that they can return to society again.
15:53Training?
15:55You know the theme park where children experience their jobs, right?
15:59It's like an adult version of that.
16:04It looks like a fun place.
16:07Anyway, it's important to feel accomplished and rewarding.
16:11It's just a copy of the company.
16:14So, uh...
16:16I'm going to be under Mr. Matsuoka?
16:20Just for today.
16:22There's no fixed hierarchy here.
16:25You change positions at random every day.
16:27Tomorrow, you might be my boss.
16:30Is that so?
16:32Thanks to that, you can maintain a good atmosphere without competition or rules.
16:37I see.
16:39Have fun working with your colleagues.
16:49I'm sorry!
16:51Don't mind, don't mind.
16:58Don't push yourself.
16:59I'm fine.
17:05Mr. Deashiro!
17:07Your work is done!
17:09Yes!
17:11This is the first time I've had such a fulfilling job.
17:15My boss and colleagues are so nice.
17:17Everyone is encouraging each other.
17:19Thank you for introducing me to such a wonderful job.
17:23I'm glad you're happy.
17:27I didn't know the company was this fun.
17:31Are you sure, Mr. Deashiro?
17:33Yes.
17:34The phantom company is just a training place for you to return to society.
17:39Don't get too hooked on it.
17:42Yes.
17:44I'll do my best to get a job at a real company soon.
17:50I'm your boss?
17:53Mr. Deashiro.
17:54Nice to meet you.
17:56Mr. Matsuoka.
17:57Please don't.
17:59You're my boss today.
18:01But...
18:02Please call me Matsuoka and give me instructions.
18:05Matsuoka.
18:07Let's do our best today.
18:09Yes, Mr. Deashiro!
18:12Hahaha.
18:15Today, I'm going to ask you to submit a report on the improvement of the existing distribution system.
18:20However, if you do it normally, it will be a simple task.
18:24I'm going to split it in half.
18:26Oh?
18:27I think we can do a better job by working together.
18:31Then I'll start.
18:33Yes, start!
18:41Team Blue wins!
18:45Good job, everyone.
18:47This time...
18:49Team Blue wins!
18:51Yeah!
18:53But Team Red was also great.
18:55The frustration is a win for the next time!
18:57Yes!
19:02All right.
19:03What kind of instructions should I give today?
19:05Oh, I see.
19:07Am I not my boss today?
19:10Huh?
19:15All right, let's call it a day.
19:17Good job, everyone.
19:19It's over.
19:20Deashiro, you did a good job today.
19:23Um, Mr. Matsuoka.
19:25What is it?
19:26Couldn't you have done it faster depending on how you did it?
19:29No, no.
19:30This is enough.
19:32I see.
19:35There's no way it's enough.
19:39It's not working at all.
19:43It's not working.
19:44Are you kidding me?
19:50If I were the boss, I could make everyone work better.
20:00Everyone!
20:01We're going to shorten the time by an hour today!
20:05Bring it in one by one!
20:07Mr. Deashiro, that's impossible.
20:09What is it, Matsuoka?
20:10Are you going to give up before you do it?
20:12But...
20:13Let's go!
20:18You're late!
20:19Hurry up!
20:21No, do it as instructed!
20:26Come on, run, run!
20:29What are you doing, Matsuoka?
20:31Pick it up quickly!
20:32You won't make it in time!
20:33Y-Yes!
20:38All right, it's over!
20:45Matsuoka.
20:46Y-Yes?
20:48You're the reason I couldn't reach my goal.
20:52I'm sorry.
20:54I wonder if you'll forgive me if I apologize.
20:57You're good, aren't you?
20:59You don't have any responsibility.
21:01You're just lazy at work.
21:03You make mistakes.
21:05Life is fun, isn't it?
21:09Hey!
21:10What do you think?
21:22I...
21:23I...
21:32Mr. Deashiro.
21:34I told you not to get too caught up in it.
21:38M-Mr. Moguro...
21:40It seems that you won't be able to return to a normal company.
21:54Next up is the new Black Company's experience booth.
21:59Hey, Kuzu!
22:00That's enough, you salary thief!
22:03There's no reason for you to be in the company!
22:09What are you looking at?
22:11Get to work!
22:15I didn't know you were Black.
22:18Anyway, I'm glad you got a job.
22:23Ohohohoho!
22:53Look, it's a pitfall.
22:56I'm quitting, I'm quitting.
23:00I'm really quitting.
23:04I'm quitting, I'm quitting.
23:09Next time, I'm quitting.
23:20I'm done for, I'm done for.
23:22I'm done for, I'm done for.
23:24I'm done for, I'm done for.
23:26I'm done for, I'm done for.
23:28I'm done for, I'm done for.
23:31There's no excuse when it comes to excuses.
23:35Dance and sing.
23:40The rest is a festival.