Crazy Food | movie | 2017 | Official Featurette
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00:00you know what? you know what?
00:04Are you going to eat that crazy food?
00:11May I please pass them off into
00:17a home that does not give you indigestion
00:24This, was once, a true fantasy of mine.
00:33S**t's f**king bonkers at the farmer's market.
00:36We drove the g**d d**k jeep and there's no place to park it.
00:39What the f**k? Plus, check out that lazy dude with all that crazy food.
00:44Handing a**hole samples out to non-customers.
00:47F**k, I'm that punk if s**t ever gets dire.
00:50G**d d**k, he's Superman.
00:52Who the h**k's the buyer?
00:54Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let go on your spaghetti.
00:57Seriously though, he's packing Charlie Confetti.
01:00Ready.
01:01S**t, uh, allspice, amaranth, artichoke, acai.
01:05Banana, barley, basil, bay leaves, bok choy, chai.
01:08Seitan, pot pie, marble rye.
01:11Betty, black eyed peas, pink cherries.
01:12Cutie peas, whole-wheat meats, gooseberries.
01:14Crunch, chestnut, chia, coconut, custard.
01:15Dali, dates, saffron, Dijon mustard.
01:17Turkey, Drake, yakisoba.
01:18Koi, plants, eggs, dimithouse, kaba.
01:20Garlic, kumquat, lychee, agar root.
01:21Jalapenos, garbanzo, star fruit, snake fruit.
01:23Lavender, lime, gorilla, kohlrabi.
01:24Juniper, jack, wakame, wasabi.
01:26Papaya, papaya, marigold, mango, oregano.
01:28Sake, lemon, Luwango.
01:29Kiwi, catnip, Carolina reaper.
01:30Goose, dill, cocoa, wang.
01:31Hits, peach, apricot, poppies.
01:32Asparagus, quince, currants, broccoli, agaca.
01:34And that'll take care of us.
01:35You have more?
01:36Wherefore dost thou obtain such crazy food, thou crazy f**k?
01:40Collard greens, butter, beans, vanilla.
01:42Pomegranate, pineapple, sarsaparilla.
01:43Rambutan, dragon fruit, tapioca.
01:45Atomoya, caviar, roast mocha.
01:46Lemonade, muscaria, chive potatoes.
01:47Watercress, sprouts, quinoa, tomatoes.
01:49Parsley, sage, rosemary, wait.
01:50Almost seems like this should be illegal.
01:52Will these even fit in the vehicle?
01:56Watermelon, marijuana, rhubarb.
01:58Tamarind, tarragon, turnip, swiss chard.
01:59Blueberry, caraway, fennel, cacao.
02:01Boysenberry, cumin, cantaloupe.
02:02Celery, sesame, yam, manicinia.
02:04Colas, granolas, marconas, garbinias.
02:05Lentil, cabbage, fava wheat, gluten, wiener.
02:07Ghost pepper, mustard.
02:08Give us the meat!
02:09Apple, fig, pear, peach.
02:10Pine, hazel, walnut, peach.
02:11Belt, millet, teff, taro.
02:13Shallot, ginger, mocha, farro.
02:14Year old corn dealer.
02:15Cobalt, gorilla.
02:16Small tropicals.
02:17Trump, portobello.
02:18Pumpkin, radish.
02:19Onion, rice, ginkgo.
02:20Olive, maple, rice.
02:21Thyme, strawberry.
02:22Papaya, cattail, sherry.
02:23Mulberry, plum, mimosa.
02:24Arturia, nervosa.
02:25Cucumbers, maypops, shamrocks.
02:26What's with the hemlocks?
02:27Burger, apricots, sour truffles.
02:28Sampler, plums.
02:29Squash, zucchini, macaroni.
02:30Porcini, vermicelli.
02:31Avocado, pistachios.
02:32Cinnamon, royal jelly.
02:33Persimmons, pugs.
02:34Green goddess.
02:35Cinnamon, citrus.
02:36Vinegar, hummus.