Hoodz 'n the Woodz | movie | 2019 | Official Featurette
Hoodz 'n the Woodz is a song written by Joe Hawley featuring Alex Kessler. It features Hawley and kessler rapping about | dG1fT2JLd1FRRVJybFE
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00:00G I'm a wizard, and here is my cloak
00:10Walk around in the woods, make me feel like the Pope
00:12Just cruising with the breeze on a cloudy day
00:14And only a cloak, what can I say?
00:17Making all the witches wanna come and play
00:19Cause my cloak is so fly, and I wear it for days
00:22I'm just walking down the path, smelling the sweet grass
00:26All the witches say I'm like the fleas in my cloak
00:29I might go for a soak in my cloak, cause it's waterproof
00:32Got a hood on it too, which is honestly just incredibly convenient
00:36Lo and behold, that goat's an old crow
00:39Hey old crow, how are your old balls?
00:42Why do you look so like a daisy curl?
00:44Wendin' around in your big, big cloak
00:46I'm too dressed to be stressed in my great big cloak
00:49What is a wizard without a quest?
00:51What's the point of even living without a quest?
00:54Lo and behold, the gnome and the bridge trolls
00:56Hello gnome, hello you bridge trolls
00:59Just as we knew it was such a day
01:01A wizard without a quest is not the way
01:04Am I a wizard without a quest?
01:06Just as we chose not to run away
01:08A wizard never rests and never lies
01:11Am I not a wizard without a quest?
01:13Am I not a wizard without a quest?
01:16I've gone so far, I'm so astray
01:19I really can't afford to fight
01:22And even though it pains me so
01:24I need a quest, it's what I owe
01:27But I've searched for quests, looked high and low
01:32I need to call my old friend Joe
01:37Pick up
01:39Come on, pick up
01:45Hello, Joe
01:47Yo, you need a quest?
01:48However did you know?
01:49Alex, do not vex
01:50Variety, garden, pressure from crones, gnomes, and trolls
01:52Make one sicker in the gully than stone mix and rolls
01:55First off, hats off to your tenacity
01:57In the face of one ambivalent queen's rhapsody
02:00But isn't there a dragon, a basilisk, a boss?
02:02A plague of the land, or a scourge or special sauce?
02:05I was at a crossroad
02:06Drawing the wood, bailing from fear in my glow
02:09Oh, you have the goods
02:10But wizards can be perfectly apt without quests
02:12Sometimes we never know what's best left to test
02:15What if the sex is too legit and I quit?
02:17What of a destiny, luck best to sit?
02:19What are those heroes about?
02:21Who hungers for proposals?
02:22Took adventure for some brand of joy?
02:24To this world we're thrown
02:26Joseph, Joey, Joe
02:29Hmm, I can't answer every question for you
02:31But if you're yearning for a journey, here's what you can do
02:34Tell the bridge trolls you've a bigger brother
02:36They should let you pass to eat the other
02:39Now the paths before you split into infinity
02:41I'm the one with the mark of the trinity
02:44Something bit me
02:45I'm leaking body fluids, this hurts
02:47Sweet, that street cred with the druids
02:49Stealth walk through their sacred neighborhoods
02:51On the skirts of Mr. Robin's hundred acre wood
02:54Climb the redwood, taller than the tower
02:56Half its leaves are really paneled solar power
02:58There's a branch at the top that pulls to drop a tunnel
03:01Cross your arms and brace yourself to funnel
03:03To a secret room beneath the treetown sound
03:06Strike a match and fall onto the ground
03:08Duck under the bed or alarm shall crescendo
03:11K, what's in the box?
03:12It's a Nintendo
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