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00:00Good evening, sinning fans.
00:02Welcome to La Información.
00:04Who cares about Jose Ramon San Cristobal's show?
00:07No, no, no, Eduardo Videgaray's show
00:10with Jose Ramon San Cristobal.
00:11I don't care. It's for all of you, too.
00:13But I have a question.
00:15Are you an indecisive person?
00:17I don't know.
00:19Maybe.
00:21But, well, I mean, you never know.
00:24You never know if you want to go or if you want to come.
00:27I mean, so many decisions.
00:29Don't worry. We already found the perfect vehicle
00:32for us, the indecisive ones.
00:33It will take you wherever you want.
00:37Look.
00:38I'm fast and I'm alive
00:40This is a mystery of automotive engineering.
00:44What's up?
00:45It's coming.
00:46What is that?
00:48Yes, yes, yes.
00:51Wonderful.
00:51I mean, with this one, you don't know if you're going backwards
00:54with the trunk open or forward with the trunk open.
00:57You don't know.
00:58You don't know.
00:59Now, with that car, I can say,
01:02I'm coming and you have to believe me
01:04because no one knows.
01:06I understand what the owner wants to tell us.
01:08With that car.
01:09That he will never go backwards.
01:12Correct.
01:13I think he did that because he was fed up
01:16with his truck being stolen by the skulls.
01:19Let's see, steal them from this guy.
01:22You can't.
01:23Until he finally sees a real double cab truck.
01:27Correct.
01:28Well, in fact, when the mechanic told me
01:32that he was going to change the two transmissions of the car,
01:34he wasn't trying to look at my face.
01:36He was referring to a car like this.
01:38No, I imagine.
01:39I want to think I'm not an idiot,
01:40although I suspect I am.
01:42Well, no one is denied here.
01:45Or maybe the one from the previous video
01:47did that to his truck so that people could distinguish it.
01:51Because then it's very uncomfortable, right?
01:52When they get the wrong car and moments like this happen.
01:56There's no one here.
01:57There's only one box.
01:59Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see it.
02:06That's crazy.
02:07Dude, maybe he thought it was his car
02:10because it looked like it.
02:12Yes.
02:13Inside.
02:14They looked like twins.
02:16The twins that are...
02:18They are the twins Chupas, right?
02:20Hello, twins.
02:22Hello.
02:23Well, well.
02:25The poor passenger was like,
02:26no, no, wait, don't go.
02:28Tell me what you brought me.
02:29Stay, stay, sister.
02:31And they took out a cauldron and so on.
02:32Very good.
02:33I would have liked him to have said,
02:35good afternoon, start of your trip,
02:37and start driving like that without saying anything.
02:39And take it.
02:41But you know what I didn't like?
02:42What?
02:43That maybe he got out of the car knocking on the door.
02:45As if he hadn't understood that it's not his car.
02:47Why?
02:48Really.
02:49Maybe he wouldn't have reacted like that
02:51if instead of getting in the car,
02:53the lady would have gotten in her husband's car.
02:56What?
02:57Or even worse, if she would have gotten out.
02:59Correct.
03:01And well, speaking of funny things,
03:04the effective and very polite method
03:07that this driver uses instead of putting the address.
03:10It's just an idea, just check it out.
03:19Give me a pass.
03:21Emojis.
03:22Very good.
03:23Very nice, very civilized.
03:26Yes.
03:27Very modern.
03:29I like it.
03:30And you know what?
03:31If you don't give him a pass,
03:32then you put a sign and he takes out a finger like this.
03:36And you don't need an emoji.
03:39It's not true, it's not true.
03:40Because there's also a poop emoji.
03:43Oh, really?
03:44So that when he goes very fast,
03:45he doesn't get fined and they know he has an emergency.
03:47Ah, okay, okay.
03:49And in fact, when he gets angry,
03:51instead of shouting and threatening,
03:52he just takes out a gun and that's it.
03:55It's the same emoji, yes.
03:58Now, that doesn't always work.
04:00Or does it?
04:02Or what if the person behind him is blind
04:03and can't read his sign?
04:05You're absolutely right.
04:08Well, in fact, in his house,
04:09when he gets very angry,
04:11he takes out his eggplant and shows it to his wife.
04:13Well, his eggplant emoji with little drops.
04:18A sign.
04:20And his wife takes out a peach.
04:24And just as the cyclists support each other,
04:27it turns out that despite what was thought,
04:29the drivers also unite in the face of necessity.
04:32Check out this guy,
04:33accommodating and generous,
04:35helping his fellow motorist.
04:38Oh, man, there's a tree in the middle of the road.
04:40How am I going to move this tree?
04:43Oh, thank you, bro.
04:45Thank you.
04:47And that's it, problem solved.
04:50Hey, it's just me.
04:51You heard him, too. He was shouting,
04:53Ramón, Ramón!
04:54I thought it was a warning,
04:56but I see he was actually calling his friend.
04:59It's okay. Yes.
05:01The hard part is going to be explaining to the insurer
05:04that because of the strong winds,
05:06a branch hit the car.
05:09Correct.
05:10And it brought a stick stuck in the trunk.
05:13Now, how do we do it?
05:14That trunk looked powerful.
05:17Now that I'm eating a lot more fiber,
05:19I see some in the morning.
05:21No, no, no!
05:24Terrible.
05:25You should give us another grade, not you.
05:28Look, here's another one, let's see if you like it.
05:30If you have anger issues, like me,
05:33you probably don't even realize it, like me.
05:36But if your loved ones, like Eduardo,
05:38for me,
05:40do realize it,
05:41even these loved ones could record it
05:44and post it all over the Internet.
05:45Look at this other angry old man, like me.
05:50Motherfucker!
05:52You'll see how I'm going to dominate you,
05:54you son of a bitch!
05:55Sir?
05:56I'm going to dominate you, you son of a bitch!
05:59You're going to go crazy,
06:01I don't understand why the son of a bitch doesn't stay.
06:03Look how it stays.
06:04Fuck your mother, man!
06:07I'm going to kill you!
06:09Let's see, motherfucker!
06:12Let me try it.
06:14The ultimate humiliation.
06:16Motherfucker!
06:18So, you're not going to dominate me?
06:20No, no, no!
06:22Sir, you're screwing it up.
06:23The lamps don't go in.
06:26They go in, they rub,
06:28and when the genius comes out, you ask him to put it in.
06:31And that's it.
06:32I love that it's an inanimate object,
06:35because, I'm sorry to insult you,
06:37but the irony is that the man couldn't install the lamp
06:40because he never set the focus on how to do it.
06:43If you don't get that joke,
06:45you'll get the truncheon in your eye.
06:47Shut up!
06:48Now, it's interesting.
06:50Maybe the man is like that in bed.
06:53I'm going to dominate you, you son of a bitch!
06:57You're going to go crazy!
06:58How do you think he fell in love with her?
07:00Now, can you imagine her being an astronaut?
07:03Now, she's fucking the lunar landing control!
07:06You're going to kill her!
07:07I already broke it, but I don't care!
07:09Now, using a tool is boring and easy.
07:12This guy is using a strainer.
07:15That's exciting, that's a challenge!
07:18Exactly. Now, I imagine that this man
07:21is not one of those who relax by doing puzzles, right?
07:24This piece has to get in here with a fucking...
07:27But the party is just beginning, because it's not over yet.
07:31The man, after the lamp refused to receive more attacks,
07:37the guy had to unload his anger with another inanimate object.
07:40Go ahead, Aguas.
07:42You son of a bitch!
07:44You sealed me to take the guy to the moon, or what?
07:50Son of a bitch!
07:52Enough!
07:53Can't you open it?
07:55Can I help you?
07:56You don't have the strength.
07:57Son of a bitch!
07:59I'm going to kill you, motherfucker!
08:01Let's see if you can open it.
08:02Now, now!
08:04Let's see, I insist, they are inanimate objects.
08:07Very cocky, right? With things they can't answer.
08:11But when his wife gets mad at him,
08:13yes, honey, whatever you say, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
08:16I'm wrong, you're always right.
08:19Sir, I'm sure he's watching us, I have a solution.
08:22What?
08:22Buy a filter and put it in your mouth,
08:25because, as Majaderías says...
08:27I love it!
08:28Maybe if you put it on the other side, it'll work,
08:31but, sir, how do you think Agolpes is going to relax?
08:35Try to talk to him with love, give him a glass of wine,
08:37let's see if he lets go of the bottle.
08:39Really.
08:41Hey, sir, forget about the bottle.
08:44Drink water from the key, what could it have?
08:46Gasoline?
08:48Exactly.
08:49Diesel?
08:49In fact, I was waiting for the bottle to break,
08:54to see what insults he had for the trapper.
08:56I'm sure he's talking about the jerga too.
08:58I mean, please, calm down, sir.
09:01Yes, he's going to get a lot of jerga.
09:03When you have a bad mood and you think
09:06that your heart stops beating,
09:08going to a concert of La Arrolladora
09:10can be more than useful,
09:12more useful than a transplant.
09:13Just look at how this lady magically healed her heart
09:18with the power of music.
09:19Come on!
09:35La Arrolladora!
09:37La Arrolladora!
09:39La Arrolladora!
09:42La Arrolladora!
09:50First, she stole the microphone,
09:52and then she stole the show from La Arrolladora.
09:55But she was singing like she was better for a metal concert.
09:59She's not tired.
10:00La Arrolladora!
10:01La Arrolladora!
10:02I want to know what happened.
10:04Who broke her heart, ma'am?
10:06Tell us about it in a episode of La Rosa de Guadalupe.
10:09What a feeling when she sings.
10:11Really.
10:12And it's too bad that she'll never be able to go
10:14to a concert of Armando Manzanero.
10:17She would've been up to it.
10:18Correct, correct.
10:20And I'll tell you something.
10:21If she goes to a La Arrolladora concert,
10:23imagine, they'll never take her to one of Paquita's in the neighborhood
10:26because she'll eat her.
10:27That's right!
10:31Well, in this case,
10:32they won't take her to one of Alejandro Fernandez's
10:33because she'll eat her, too.
10:36Musically, of course.
10:37Of course, that's what we were talking about, of course.
10:46What? Stop it!
10:47People can tell, man.
10:48I know, man.
10:49Get over it!
10:50Get over it!
10:51Stop it!
10:52It turns out that Karol G...
11:02What's wrong with you?
11:03Karol G...
11:05Karol G, in addition to being an excellent singer,
11:08she has another skill that no one knew about.
11:12Really?
11:13She's an expert at stealing.
11:14I'm not talking about the hearts of her fans and all that.
11:17No.
11:18Just look at Karol G committing a crime.
11:21Go ahead.
11:26They're giving me a cell phone so I can record it.
11:29Very cool.
11:30It's being recorded.
11:33Okay, okay.
11:35Karol.
11:38He's packing it!
11:39He's packing it!
11:43And he's eating it!
11:46He's eating it!
11:49Well, Karol G told him,
11:51you know what to do, right?
11:52And he said, yes, yes, thank you.
11:54Give it to me.
11:56At least that person won't have to wait
11:59for someone to steal his cell phone at the concert.
12:01He'll enjoy it more.
12:02They already stole it.
12:03Karol G, it doesn't matter.
12:05He's going to live in prison.
12:06Imagine when he gets home.
12:08Oh, honey, I was robbed.
12:10But guess who?
12:12Exactly.
12:13To be honest, I'm jealous.
12:15Because now that man is going to meet Karol G in person.
12:18Really?
12:19At the show, at the M.P., when he reports her for robbery.
12:22Yes!
12:24Okay, enough of this nonsense.
12:26Let's go to the other side of the studio with you, Eduardo Videgar.
12:29Go ahead.
12:31Thank you very much, Eduardo.
12:33For a moment, we got confused.
12:36I got confused with what was happening.
12:38What?
12:39We thought that Rommel Pacheco had left the Olympics
12:42and politics to become a football player.
12:44But no, it was just a confusion.
12:46Watch the best clip in history.
12:54Wow!
12:55It's amazing!
12:56It's amazing, really.
12:58That's Superman's flight, man.
13:01It's amazing.
13:02Superman, of course.
13:03I'm glad to see this.
13:05The players are more eager to see it.
13:08They don't just let it go, they get excited.
13:11They make it more TV-like, more visual.
13:15You don't believe it, but it looks better.
13:17I'm glad to see it, too.
13:18And I realized that his career in dramatic arts
13:21is making him rich.
13:24And they think he could have a bright future in wrestling.
13:28It's amazing.
13:30Very good.
13:31The sad thing is that, unfortunately,
13:33after that action, they filed a lawsuit against America.
13:36No, no, no. Wait, wait.
13:38That wasn't even a match against America.
13:41Why do you say that?
13:42It doesn't matter. It's not a match against America.
13:44They'll save it for the next final
13:47that America will play against the blue-and-white machine.
13:50Okay, okay, okay.
13:52Now, watch this curious case better.
13:54It's about a man who took his dog for a walk by the sea
13:58and, several meters underwater,
14:01he found something floating that he didn't expect.
14:05Watch it, please.
14:08I found $50 pesos in the sea, walking my dog.
14:11What happened?
14:13There's the dog.
14:13Where's the dog?
14:15It's beautiful.
14:19There he goes. There they are.
14:24There they are!
14:26Is this true? Is what we're seeing real?
14:28Yes!
14:29Look, there he goes.
14:31$50 pesos.
14:34But I found $50 pesos.
14:37$50 pesos are $50 pesos.
14:39You know what? After watching this video,
14:42I don't know about you, but I have more questions than answers.
14:46For example, Eduardo, what's your first question?
14:49Who lost that money?
14:52And, above all, who's so stupid that they take their wallet
14:54to go swimming in the sea?
14:56Correct, correct.
14:57Another question would be,
14:59would that $50 bill belong to Ajolotito?
15:02Or how come he swam so well and didn't drown in the sea?
15:06There it is.
15:07And because of this man who stole his money,
15:10now that will be the Dead Sea of Hunger?
15:14That's ugly.
15:15And one more question.
15:16Do sharks now have new techniques
15:18to attract humans and a higher budget?
15:20Is this a trap?
15:22I mean, really?
15:24And one more, Estaca.
15:26Was there someone else in the sea?
15:28Or why did he throw himself as if they were going to take him away?
15:31There was no one there.
15:33And who's the artist behind this hideous trick?
15:36The damn dog is the one forcing him to steal?
15:40Think about it.
15:41Well, it's time for the art section here on Que Importa?
15:45Art causes different reactions in people.
15:48In some cases, it's happiness.
15:50In others, it's deep sadness.
15:52But in this case, it's violence.
15:55Violence of the most brutal that comes from art.
16:00Take a look.
16:10Everything's great.
16:11What?
16:12What are you doing?
16:16Wait.
16:20No!
16:22That's horrible.
16:23He got rid of the banned ones, but so did she.
16:26The banned ones because of the Geneva Convention.
16:30She got rid of the Ssos with that slap he gave her.
16:34You didn't see that.
16:35What she doesn't know is that this is going to motivate him more,
16:38because he likes to get slapped.
16:41I know.
16:42Yes, yes.
16:44But, wait.
16:45I have a production question. Is this video too old?
16:48Or why did he reset it as if it were Windows 98?
16:51That's crazy.
16:53Now, if that was his reaction in the month of inclusion,
16:57in July, he would've broken his legs with a baseball bat.
17:01That lady is so violent.
17:02So violent.
17:04But apparently, this violence in music
17:07is becoming a pandemic.
17:09Take a look at this other terrible case in India.
17:19Come on!
17:21But, wait.
17:22Isn't music supposed to be harmonious?
17:25Sometimes it's free violence.
17:28That's crazy.
17:29What a slap. That's horrible.
17:31Yes, that's horrible.
17:32Now, our reporter, Alain, decided to surprise us
17:36by doing something he obviously can't do.
17:39Again.
17:41And what a surprise we got ourselves into.
17:42Let's see where it went. Go ahead.
17:45Friends, what does it matter?
17:47Tell me, which one of you hasn't heard this voice?
17:50mattresses, drums,
17:54refrigerators,
17:57stoves,
17:59washing machines,
18:01microwaves,
18:04or some old iron you sell.
18:08In today's adventure, we're going to meet Marimar,
18:10the voice of old iron,
18:12the most famous and most heard in Mexico City.
18:17Old iron
18:22How old were you when you made the voice of old iron?
18:25About nine or ten years old.
18:29And from there, you jumped to be the official voice
18:31of many brands.
18:33Thanks to this, it has pushed us to have brands contact us
18:37to advertise for their campaigns.
18:39And, well, the truth is that it has gone very well for us.
18:41And now we're with Mr. Marco Antonio,
18:43who is the author.
18:44Marimar is the interpreter,
18:45and Mr. Marco Antonio is the author of this famous cry.
18:49Tell us, how did you come up with this?
18:51Well, first of all, it was the need to do that recording,
18:56because you hurt your throat a lot
18:58when you're screaming in the streets.
19:00And when she read the text,
19:03she made a mistake because it was difficult for her
19:07to read or say it with the tone.
19:09So I had to...
19:11I put some drawings of a washing machine,
19:13of a stove, of a refrigerator,
19:15and by looking at the figurine,
19:16she already knew what she was talking about.
19:18Do you still go out to buy old iron?
19:22Not as such.
19:23Okay.
19:23You're like the voice of the art.
19:26That's right.
19:27What do the people who do this old iron do?
19:29They buy it, but then what do they do with it?
19:31Well, we take it to the recyclers,
19:35and that's where they separate it,
19:38what works, and from there they make their recyclable,
19:41and then they use it for other things.
19:43It's said that your colleagues
19:45did the same thing as you,
19:47they started asking you for the recording.
19:49Yes.
19:50How did you get the recording?
19:52Pay me what I have to do, that's all.
19:54I sold them the cost of the cassette.
19:56Not the voice.
19:57Not the voice.
19:58Okay.
19:58Because for me, that wasn't a business.
20:00So just pay me what I have to do,
20:02and I'll do it, that's all.
20:04How do you appear on social media?
20:06Like the voice of the old iron.
20:07When you go to school for your daughters,
20:09if your mom tells you,
20:10the voice of the old iron,
20:11the teachers will know.
20:12Yes, but also my oldest daughter,
20:15she's in charge of saying,
20:16she's the voice of the old iron.
20:18You can buy it!
20:21So, from a clown,
20:22then you did the old iron,
20:24then you recorded the voice,
20:25now you're the voice of very famous brands,
20:28so it's a whole story that you can do it.
20:31It hasn't been easy, but here we are.
20:33And now, Marimar, say goodbye
20:35as only you know how to do it.
20:37Greetings to Estaca and Eduardo,
20:41and all your audience of ¿Qué Importa?
20:46Bravo!
20:48Very good!
20:49Production, another Pulitzer, please, for the INC.
20:52What a report, thank you very much.
20:55That was awesome.
20:57Let's watch the video, please.
20:59And tell us, what were you trying to do?
21:01A sit-up on my leg?
21:05A Mortal Kombat jump?
21:09Or jumping Noah's Ark?
21:11Let's find out.
21:17Now, let's get back to ¿Qué Importa?
21:26Before the break, we asked him a question.
21:29And the question was...
21:30What were you trying to do?
21:32A sit-up on my leg?
21:36A Mortal Kombat jump?
21:38It's time to find out.
21:42Oh!
21:49What lesson did you learn from this, my dear Staka?
21:52Well, with this we learned that bouncing on balls is not always pleasant.
21:57It seems like it is, but no. Sometimes it hurts, like this time.
22:01Well, thank you very much. Good night.
22:03Let's bounce on balls, right?
22:05Let's go!
22:07Once more! Once more!
22:09Let's go!