1990 Prom Night III The Last Kiss FULL HOT TEEN MOVIE
Prom Night is a 1980 slasher film directed by Paul Lynch and written by William Gray. Jamie Lee Curtis and Leslie Nielsen star. The film's plot follows a group of high school seniors who are targeted at their prom by a masked killer, seeking vengeance for the accidental death of a young girl (six years earlier). The film features supporting performances from Casey Stevens, Eddie Benton, Mary Beth Rubens and Michael Tough.
Prom Night was filmed in Toronto, Ontario, Canada in late 1979 on a budget of $1.5 million. Distributed by Astral Films in Canada and AVCO Embassy Pictures in the United States, the film was released on July 18, 1980 in select cinemas and was an immediate financial success. The film's theatrical release platform was expanded to major USA cities such as Los Angeles in California and New York City in New York in August where the film was again met with high box-office receipts. At the time, the film was AVCO Embassy's most financially successful release, breaking weekend records in Los Angeles, Philadelphia and New England.
Prom Night was filmed in Toronto, Ontario, Canada in late 1979 on a budget of $1.5 million. Distributed by Astral Films in Canada and AVCO Embassy Pictures in the United States, the film was released on July 18, 1980 in select cinemas and was an immediate financial success. The film's theatrical release platform was expanded to major USA cities such as Los Angeles in California and New York City in New York in August where the film was again met with high box-office receipts. At the time, the film was AVCO Embassy's most financially successful release, breaking weekend records in Los Angeles, Philadelphia and New England.
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00:02:43Hey!
00:02:48Who's there?
00:03:10Hey!
00:03:13Hello?
00:03:17You're not supposed to be down here, whoever you are.
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00:04:12Dance with me, Jack.
00:04:14Don't creep up on me like that.
00:04:17You almost blew a fuse in my pacemaker.
00:04:20Don't be afraid.
00:04:22I'm just a lonely girl looking for a dance.
00:04:25You're not supposed to be down here.
00:04:27I won't tell if you won't, Jackie boy.
00:04:31I haven't heard that name in 30 years.
00:04:35There was a girl...
00:04:39Wait a minute.
00:04:40Who are you?
00:04:41It's been a long time, Jackie boy.
00:04:44Did you miss me?
00:04:46It can't be you.
00:04:48You're dead.
00:04:51I watched you die.
00:04:53And now I'm going to return the favor.
00:04:55Very good.
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00:05:16Mom said I'd be a heartbreaker.
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00:06:12Okay, now, to officially open up the new gym,
00:06:14I'd like to call upon our principal, Mr. Weatherall.
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00:06:24As I look around me at this beautiful
00:06:27and groovy new gymnasium,
00:06:30I think this puts to rest
00:06:32all those ghosts at Hamilton High.
00:06:35The strange noises,
00:06:37the mysterious earth tremors,
00:06:39the vanishing students,
00:06:41these are all in the past.
00:06:43Even the sudden and unexplained fire
00:06:47which destroyed part of this very gymnasium
00:06:51couldn't keep us down.
00:06:53Look around.
00:06:54Everything's cool, man.
00:06:57And so it's an honor...
00:07:00Thank you.
00:07:01And so it's an honor
00:07:03to officially reopen the gym for our new year
00:07:07here at Hamilton High School!
00:07:11Oh, my God!
00:07:12My finger!
00:07:13Oh, my God!
00:07:15Oh, my God!
00:07:17Oh, my God!
00:07:20Oh, my God!
00:07:22Everybody just stay calm.
00:07:24It's all right.
00:07:26Just relax. Nothing serious.
00:07:31All right, all right.
00:07:32Nobody get excited.
00:07:34No casualties.
00:07:36Here's the tooth. Hit it.
00:07:38While our souls still have wings, tis our duty to fly.
00:07:41Robert DiCucci, poet.
00:07:43You're spending the summer with me or else?
00:07:45Sarah Monroe, girlfriend.
00:07:47Girlfriend's come and go, man, but best friends, not forever.
00:07:51That's why we gotta hit the road.
00:07:53With the rest of the homeless mental patients.
00:07:55Hi. Sarah, nice to see you.
00:07:58You wanna help us plan our trip?
00:08:00Sure.
00:08:02I'll be right down.
00:08:04Sarah, nice to see you.
00:08:06You wanna help us plan our trip?
00:08:08What happened to summer at the farm?
00:08:10You and me getting back to nature?
00:08:12Well, I haven't really decided yet.
00:08:14Gee, I don't know, Alex. That sounds pretty exciting.
00:08:16Then why don't we let Alex decide?
00:08:18Okay, Alex, what'll it be?
00:08:20Freedom in the wide open road
00:08:22or 50 acres of cow pies in the hot sun?
00:08:27Alex?
00:08:30Come in.
00:08:32Hi, Miss Richards. You wanted to see me?
00:08:34Oh, yes. Hello, Adam.
00:08:36Alex.
00:08:38I've just been doing over your quarterly review.
00:08:42I'm passing, aren't I?
00:08:44Oh, yes. Passing.
00:08:46And I suppose that's enough.
00:08:48It's not as if you're planning to go to medical school, is it?
00:08:51It says here you're going to...
00:08:53Medical school.
00:08:55I don't think so.
00:08:57Your average is 71, and that's not going to cut it.
00:09:00From what I can see, you're just not a great student, Adam.
00:09:04You don't know how to sacrifice yourself for your goal.
00:09:06I could learn.
00:09:08How far are you willing to go to succeed?
00:09:10I don't know. As far as I have to, I guess.
00:09:12You guess.
00:09:14Perhaps you need to reevaluate your goals.
00:09:17There are other options.
00:09:19Building maintenance, groundskeeping,
00:09:21professional food services.
00:09:23You mean like a cook?
00:09:25Not all of us can be doctors, Adam.
00:09:27The world needs ditch diggers, too.
00:09:30Have a nice day.
00:09:43Hello.
00:09:45I'd like that back, please.
00:09:47What?
00:09:49I'd like that back. It was for my boyfriend.
00:09:51The one who was supposed to be spending the summer with me.
00:09:53Oh, come on, Sarah.
00:09:55You know how stubborn Shane is.
00:09:57Just say no.
00:09:59He's not a drug. He's my friend.
00:10:01All right, all right, all right.
00:10:03I'll tell him next time I see him, I promise.
00:10:05This is great.
00:10:07I should still take it back.
00:10:09You probably don't even know what day it is today.
00:10:11Thursday?
00:10:13I knew you wouldn't remember.
00:10:15First anniversary, yes.
00:10:17Yes!
00:10:19And...
00:10:21And...
00:10:23I have a special surprise for you, too.
00:10:25Oh, do you?
00:10:27Mm-hmm.
00:10:29I'll pick you up at 7
00:10:31for a romantic
00:10:33candlelight dinner.
00:10:39Um, have you got any more ketchup?
00:10:45Alex, what's wrong?
00:10:47You haven't said a word
00:10:49since the drive-thru.
00:10:51Well, I had a meeting today
00:10:53with Miss Richards.
00:10:55She told me with my grades I should forget about medical school
00:10:57and start learning how to flip burgers.
00:10:59What does she know?
00:11:01She's just a guidance counselor.
00:11:05I'm tired of being average.
00:11:07I'm tired of playing second string.
00:11:09Do you know how tall I am?
00:11:135'10".
00:11:15Do you know that's the national average?
00:11:17Do you know what size shoes I take?
00:11:19Size 9.
00:11:21Do you know that's the national average? I looked that up, too.
00:11:23I also looked up the rest of my life.
00:11:25I'm gonna get married by the time I'm 25,
00:11:27have 1.9 kids,
00:11:29move into a two-story house on a street named after a tree.
00:11:33I live on a street named after a tree.
00:11:35Show something different right now.
00:11:39While my soul still has wings,
00:11:41I want to fly.
00:11:43Okay, fine.
00:11:45You go on your little trip with Shane, okay?
00:11:47I didn't want you to come to the farm with me anyway.
00:11:49It's not the point. I just...
00:11:53Look, never mind.
00:11:55I don't want to start fighting again today.
00:11:57We're not fighting.
00:12:01Well, I gotta study
00:12:03if I want to pass that biology exam tomorrow.
00:12:07Good plan.
00:12:09Can I stop and get my books?
00:12:11Sure. Just drop me at home on the way, okay?
00:12:15We are fighting, aren't we?
00:12:17Please.
00:12:35Mr. Russell?
00:12:37Anybody?
00:12:39Great.
00:12:45Mr. Russell, you in here?
00:13:05Huh?
00:13:15What?
00:13:27Max, it's only high school.
00:13:33Hello?
00:13:37Hey there, all you high school ghosts.
00:13:39It's just me, Alex Gray.
00:13:41Average student, 5'10".
00:13:43Size, nine shoes.
00:13:45Just a regular average
00:13:47high school student
00:13:49here in Hamilton High.
00:14:11Hello?
00:14:35Hello?
00:14:38Kiss me, Alex.
00:14:55I must be dreaming.
00:14:57Dream on.
00:15:00Oh.
00:15:05Oh.
00:15:07Oh.
00:15:29Keep up.
00:15:31Good morning, students.
00:15:33Home room will begin in five minutes.
00:15:35Please report to your classes now.
00:15:41Oh.
00:15:51Uh-oh.
00:15:53Oh.
00:16:06What'd you do last night?
00:16:13Gray, what the hell are you doing?
00:16:15Just, uh, checking my teeth.
00:16:17I didn't floss this morning.
00:16:21You better check your brain while you're at it.
00:16:25Nice dress bag.
00:16:35Hi, Mom.
00:16:37No, Mom.
00:16:39Mom, I'm fine.
00:16:41Yeah, listen, Mom.
00:16:43No, Mom.
00:16:45Don't get Dad.
00:16:47Mom, no.
00:16:49Mom, don't get...
00:16:51Hi, Dad.
00:16:55No, Dad. No, Dad, really.
00:16:57Mom, I'm fine.
00:16:59Mom, I'm fine.
00:17:01Mom, I'm fine.
00:17:03No, Dad. No, Dad, really.
00:17:05I'm fine.
00:17:07What? What's that?
00:17:09Oh, the car. Yes, the car is fine.
00:17:11No, listen, Dad.
00:17:13What happened was, uh, we were out late,
00:17:15and, um,
00:17:17hey, man, we gotta go.
00:17:19We gotta fly like a bird.
00:17:21All right, Shane. I'm coming.
00:17:23Shane.
00:17:25Which is... That's where I am now.
00:17:27At Shane's. Yeah.
00:17:29Okay, so, uh, I'll bring the car home right after school.
00:17:31Is that okay?
00:17:33All right, then. Okay.
00:17:35Bye-bye.
00:17:37Trouble at home, too?
00:17:39Yeah. Hi.
00:17:41Uh, nothing serious.
00:17:43I'm sorry about last night.
00:17:45I brought you these.
00:17:47Oh.
00:17:49Thanks.
00:17:51I thought you'd be mad at me.
00:17:53I don't get mad.
00:17:55I bake.
00:17:57Let's not ever fight again, okay?
00:17:59Yeah.
00:18:03Settle down.
00:18:05Come on.
00:18:07Today's interschool chess club tournament
00:18:09has been canceled.
00:18:11Club members are asked to report to the library
00:18:13and play with themselves.
00:18:15I'm telling you, man,
00:18:17we could be on a couple of Harleys
00:18:19right now, sailing across the country.
00:18:21Instead,
00:18:23we're stuck in this stupid library
00:18:25breathing book dust.
00:18:27Stop.
00:18:29Come back.
00:18:33Who's that?
00:18:351957. Prom queen Mary Lou Maloney's
00:18:37young life tragically cut short
00:18:39by fire at Hamilton High.
00:18:41Nice finish.
00:18:43Yeah.
00:18:45I'll be right back.
00:18:47I gotta go to the can.
00:18:57All right, you zombies.
00:18:59Now sit down and shut up.
00:19:03I know you all realize the importance
00:19:05of this exam.
00:19:07It'll determine your grade structure
00:19:09for the rest of the semester.
00:19:11As if they'll make it that far.
00:19:13But anyway, you studied all this in class,
00:19:15so if you dig your minds
00:19:17out of rock videos and smoking dope,
00:19:19then maybe this won't be terminal.
00:19:21But some folks might find it a challenge.
00:19:23Wouldn't you say, Dr. Gray?
00:19:25Always up for a challenge, sir.
00:19:55Hello, Alex.
00:20:13You wanna write that test?
00:20:15For what?
00:20:25What?
00:20:37Time's up, delinquents.
00:20:39Are you feeling better?
00:20:47Attention, girls' weightlifting team.
00:20:49A clinic on facial hair removal
00:20:51will be held in the East Gym
00:20:53Attendance is mandatory.
00:20:55Alex, wait!
00:21:11Gray, you're always gonna be second string.
00:21:13Let's go.
00:21:19I like your strategy, Alex.
00:21:23You really divide the teams evenly.
00:21:25I mean, Andrew's got all the best.
00:21:31We've got...
00:21:41I don't know what we got.
00:21:43We're gonna need a miracle.
00:21:45Alex, can you feel me?
00:21:49Nothing. Let's go.
00:21:54Go!
00:22:05You can do it, Alex.
00:22:09All right.
00:22:11Alex, look out!
00:22:23Whoo!
00:22:43You know, if that had been a real game,
00:22:45I'd have kicked your ass.
00:22:47Oh, lighten up, Mr. President.
00:22:49Andrew Douglas, report to the office, please.
00:22:51Your mother brought your lunch.
00:22:53Boy, you're lucky this time.
00:22:55But I'll be seeing you around.
00:22:59We'll all wear cologne.
00:23:21Tough luck, Dr. Gray.
00:23:29Huh?
00:23:31What the hell?
00:23:35Oh, Mr. Walker.
00:23:37See anything you like?
00:23:39What is going on here?
00:23:41That depends.
00:23:43What do you want?
00:23:45Young lady, I don't know what you think you're doing.
00:23:49But let me assure you,
00:23:51you're in a lot of trouble.
00:23:53How about some of this?
00:23:55It's so tasty and hard and firm,
00:23:58and it just melts in your mouth.
00:24:00I'd like to know who the heck do you think you are?
00:24:03I'm Alex's new girlfriend,
00:24:05and you have a bad...
00:24:07attitude.
00:24:09Aah!
00:24:11Aah!
00:24:13Aah!
00:24:15Aah!
00:24:18Aah!
00:24:20Aah!
00:24:22Aah!
00:24:24Aah!
00:24:26Attention, Mr. Morelli's driver's ed students.
00:24:28Due to yesterday's car accident,
00:24:30classes will be canceled until further notice,
00:24:32and services for Mr. Morelli will be held on Thursday.
00:24:39Hello?
00:24:42Mr. Walker, are you in here?
00:24:59For the poor thing.
00:25:01He didn't stand a chance.
00:25:04Hi.
00:25:06Whoa.
00:25:09Whoa.
00:25:11You're real?
00:25:13Did you miss me?
00:25:15I can't think of anything but you.
00:25:17It's like you're everywhere,
00:25:19in the classroom, the football field, in the newspaper.
00:25:22My prom picture.
00:25:24I always hated that.
00:25:26It makes me look fat.
00:25:28No, no, that was Mary Lou Maloney.
00:25:30She's dead.
00:25:32Don't say dead.
00:25:34It sounds so final.
00:25:36Yeah, right.
00:25:38Have you seen Mr. Walker?
00:25:40I want to talk to him about a test I wrote.
00:25:43You mean this one?
00:25:45Excellent. I thought I broke this.
00:25:48You did.
00:25:50Wait a minute.
00:25:52That was you on the football field, wasn't it?
00:25:54In the locker room?
00:25:56You did all this for me?
00:25:58You ain't seen nothing yet.
00:26:00Wow.
00:26:02You're the real Mary Lou Maloney.
00:26:04In the flesh, more or less.
00:26:07This is getting very weird.
00:26:15Cool, Alex.
00:26:17I did it for love.
00:26:19People saw me come in here, and they're gonna think I did it.
00:26:22Not if you hide the body.
00:26:24I can't do that.
00:26:35Huh?
00:26:41Can I?
00:27:05Okay.
00:27:07All right, everything's gonna be okay.
00:27:11Right.
00:27:13I just stuffed my dead biology teacher into a cupboard.
00:27:17This is not a good day.
00:27:34Okay.
00:27:54Okay.
00:28:00Howdy-ho, buffaroo.
00:28:02Rough day at the office?
00:28:04What do you mean by that?
00:28:06I mean, you take all this school crap too seriously.
00:28:09It's a joke.
00:28:11None of us are getting out of here alive.
00:28:13What?
00:28:15It's the nuclear age, man.
00:28:17One bomb, goodbye.
00:28:19Shut up, Shane.
00:28:21When I go, I want it to be on my parents' white living room rug.
00:28:24Shut up, Shane.
00:28:26And I want it to be really messy.
00:28:28Shut up, Shane.
00:28:30Shut up.
00:29:01Oh!
00:29:03Doesn't anyone just say hi anymore?
00:29:05Okay, hi.
00:29:07What's this for?
00:29:09Go in there, you'll see.
00:29:11Leah, I'm really not in the mood for this right now.
00:29:13Don't be a dork, just go.
00:29:15Surprise!
00:29:17Hi.
00:29:19Hi.
00:29:21That's it?
00:29:23Would you like to sign me instead of read it?
00:29:25It's great, muffin, but I don't get it.
00:29:27See, I told you we didn't know yet.
00:29:29The bio test.
00:29:31You got a perfect score.
00:29:33Congratulations, Alex.
00:29:35We're real proud of you.
00:29:37How did you find out?
00:29:39Your teacher, Mr. Walker, called.
00:29:41Huh.
00:29:43See, Alex, you'd be surprised what you can do
00:29:45if you really set your mind to it.
00:29:47We're having all your favorites.
00:29:49Your dad's doing his specialty.
00:29:51My world-famous banana splits.
00:29:53Ta-da!
00:30:00So what happened to you this afternoon?
00:30:02I waited for almost half an hour.
00:30:04Oh, I'm sorry, something came up.
00:30:08Like?
00:30:10Nothing important.
00:30:16Pull over, Alex.
00:30:18What's wrong?
00:30:20Just pull over.
00:30:22What's wrong?
00:30:24Nothing.
00:30:26Just pull over.
00:30:37Sarah, what are you doing?
00:30:39You've been looking at your watch all night, Alex.
00:30:41If you didn't want to be with me, you just had to say so.
00:30:43Of course I want to be with you.
00:30:45Why do you have to be so insecure all the time?
00:30:47I am not being insecure.
00:30:49I'm being realistic.
00:30:51Do you still love me, Alex?
00:30:53Of course I do.
00:30:55You never say it anymore.
00:30:59Sarah, just...
00:31:02Just get back in the car.
00:31:06Thanks, I'd rather walk.
00:31:08Sarah.
00:31:12Sarah, don't do this.
00:31:14Sarah!
00:31:25Sarah!
00:31:55Sarah.
00:32:25Sarah.
00:32:55Oh.
00:32:59That first night
00:33:01When I met you
00:33:03I knew things would be fine
00:33:07I'd have your love forever
00:33:11And the last kiss would be mine
00:33:15The last kiss
00:33:17Will be mine
00:33:25Will be mine
00:33:55Will be mine
00:34:25Will be mine
00:34:49The doctor is in.
00:34:55The doctor is in.
00:35:00Do you think anybody will find him?
00:35:02Stop worrying about it.
00:35:04Besides, who's going to miss another science teacher?
00:35:07I think we have to set a few ground rules.
00:35:10Um...
00:35:12Firstly, you've really got to stop killing people.
00:35:16But I did it for us.
00:35:18That's not the point. Just...
00:35:20Just don't do it anymore.
00:35:23Secondly, you've really got to stop galling my house.
00:35:26But we're all so proud of Alex here at Hamilton High.
00:35:29Stop it!
00:35:31Look, I'm warning you.
00:35:33If anybody finds out about us, it's over. You got that?
00:35:36You're mad at me, aren't you?
00:35:40Well, no, I guess not, but...
00:35:43We shouldn't get mad at each other, Alex.
00:35:46It's not healthy.
00:35:49Do you love me?
00:35:53I said, do you love me?
00:35:56Yes.
00:35:58Good.
00:36:06Andrew, get over here! Come on!
00:36:17Yeah, coach?
00:36:18Yeah, Andrew, take a seat. You're out of here.
00:36:20Hey, come on, let's go.
00:36:21You ready?
00:36:23Yeah. Okay, Gray.
00:36:25Do your stuff, buddy. Come on!
00:36:50Come on!
00:37:21Alex! Alex! Alex!
00:37:24Alex! Alex! Alex!
00:37:27Alex! Alex! Alex!
00:37:30Alex! Alex! Alex!
00:37:33Alex! Alex! Alex!
00:37:39So you finally did it, huh?
00:37:41You sold out and joined the rest of these yuppies in training.
00:37:45What?
00:37:46Look at this. The honor roll just went up.
00:37:51Oh, no.
00:37:56Number one?
00:38:01That goddamn little bastard broke into the fucking system.
00:38:07I will fry his ass and have his balls for earrings full of shit.
00:38:11Hello? It's Miss Richardson Guidance.
00:38:14Very well, thank you. And you? Lovely.
00:38:17Could you have Mr. Walker come to my office right away?
00:38:20He's not? Well, where is that fucker?
00:38:23When do you expect him back?
00:38:25Not at all today. All right.
00:38:27No, no, never mind. I'll handle this myself.
00:38:30Thank you. Shit.
00:38:48Excuse me.
00:38:50Look at those nails.
00:38:53That's not a manicure. That's a massacre.
00:38:56Somebody help me! Stop!
00:39:02Lady, let go of me!
00:39:04Oh, no. I think you need a little treatment.
00:39:09What's going on? What is this?
00:39:11Shh. This is your abdomen.
00:39:13Let me out of this thing right...
00:39:16What's that smell? Nothing. Just battery acid.
00:39:20Battery acid?
00:39:22Relax. You're soaking in it.
00:39:47Yo, shut up!
00:39:50Thank you.
00:39:53This is the inaugural prom,
00:39:55the first dance since the gym has been reopened.
00:39:58It should be important.
00:40:01My idea is that we have prom aid
00:40:04and raise the money to save the rainforests.
00:40:07We can decorate the gym with big paper trees and all sorts of...
00:40:12Wait a minute. You're gonna make the trees out of paper?
00:40:15And we'll print up a bunch of flyers.
00:40:17Wait a minute. Am I the only one that has a problem with this?
00:40:20I have a problem. I know. Case closed.
00:40:23Is there any more old business?
00:40:27Okay. On to new business.
00:40:29I have the cost report for the...
00:40:31The new business is that I've got something that affects the whole school
00:40:35and it's really starting to piss me off.
00:40:38It's the rule that says
00:40:40the football team has to let anybody on who wants to play.
00:40:45But that doesn't include dweebs, dorks and geeks.
00:40:50But we won our last game.
00:40:52That was a fluke. I move that we hold trials right away.
00:40:56Who exactly is going to arrange these trials?
00:41:00Coach, of course.
00:41:02You got a problem with that, geek?
00:41:05Not really.
00:41:07Good. All in favor?
00:41:09All right.
00:41:11What's the matter? Don't you want to play?
00:41:13Yeah, but I'd also like to live.
00:41:15Well, I am not going to vote on this.
00:41:17You're an idiot, Andrew. You really are.
00:41:20I'm also majority.
00:41:22Motion passed.
00:41:24Alice Gray to Hallmack, please.
00:41:26Alice Gray, please come to Hallmack.
00:41:37Mary Lou?
00:41:45Mary Lou?
00:42:07Ah!
00:42:16Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.
00:42:18Hi, honey.
00:42:20Welcome home.
00:42:22I don't want any fucking pie!
00:42:25I told you to stop killing people.
00:42:28Alex, it wasn't a person.
00:42:30It was a guidance counselor.
00:42:33Why me?
00:42:36Why me? Why are you doing this to me?
00:42:38Do you want to be average your whole life, Alex?
00:42:41Yes. Yes.
00:42:43Right about now, average would be just great.
00:42:45Just a nice, normal, average, everyday guy.
00:42:48That's me, Mr. Average.
00:42:51You want average, Alex?
00:42:53Call Sandra Day.
00:43:06Math.
00:43:10Math, that's... No, that's...
00:43:12It's Tuesday, so...
00:43:14History first.
00:43:16No, English, then history.
00:43:19Then it's lunch.
00:43:21Man, did you hear what happened on the football field?
00:43:26What did they find?
00:43:28Andrew and his Gestapo cut a bunch of us from the team.
00:43:32Yeah, that's too bad.
00:43:34Oh, I've forgotten. You're a big star now.
00:43:37What about Leonard and the rest of the games?
00:43:39What are we supposed to do now?
00:43:41You don't even like football, Shane.
00:43:43I don't even know why you went up to the team in the first place.
00:43:46Where's your head?
00:43:48I did it for the same reason I took swimming lessons
00:43:50and joined Boy Scouts.
00:43:52Because you and I were best friends.
00:43:56What's wrong with you, man?
00:43:58Shane, I don't have time for this bullshit.
00:44:02Alas, poor Alex.
00:44:05What a dick.
00:44:07Sarah, wait.
00:44:09Sorry, I just want to talk to you.
00:44:11You're talking.
00:44:13Look, you don't understand what's going on.
00:44:15I understand that you disappear after school every night.
00:44:18But I don't understand what's going on with you.
00:44:21What's going on?
00:44:23I understand that you disappear after school every night.
00:44:26That you won't say where you're going or what you're doing.
00:44:29I'm trying really hard to hate you, Alex.
00:44:32But I can't.
00:44:34You're too important to me, Alex.
00:44:36Please, won't you tell me what's going on?
00:44:40I can, if I get.
00:44:43Then I guess we have nothing more to say.
00:44:46Oh.
00:44:49I'm very impressed about the honor roll.
00:44:52I guess you don't have to settle for second string anymore.
00:45:05Come here, young man.
00:45:07I want to talk to you.
00:45:10This just came in the mail today.
00:45:12Do you have any explanation for that?
00:45:16Oh, I'm real proud of you, kid.
00:45:18I knew you could do it if you just dug in, huh?
00:45:21Thanks, Dad. It really wasn't that hard. Trust me.
00:45:24Oh, you're a chip off the old block.
00:45:26Okay, ready?
00:45:31Surprise!
00:45:37It's for the trip you and Shane want to take next summer.
00:45:40Ought to get you across the country in one piece.
00:45:42I just want you to know that I was against this.
00:45:44There.
00:45:48The jacket's missed part!
00:45:56Cool.
00:46:13You're not exactly Elvis.
00:46:15Hey, get out of here!
00:46:17Why are you always sneaking around anyway? Scram!
00:46:20Hi, Dad.
00:46:22Alex, can I talk to you a minute?
00:46:24Yeah, sure.
00:46:26I've got to go.
00:46:28Bye, Dad.
00:46:30Bye-bye.
00:46:32Bye-bye.
00:46:34Bye-bye.
00:46:36Bye-bye.
00:46:38Bye-bye.
00:46:40Bye-bye.
00:46:42Bye-bye.
00:46:44Bye-bye.
00:46:46Bye-bye.
00:46:48Can I talk to you a minute?
00:46:54Sure, Dad. What's up?
00:46:58Well, probably none of my business,
00:47:02but we invited Sarah over tonight for the surprise,
00:47:07and she said she couldn't come.
00:47:09Sounded pretty upset.
00:47:11You two fighting?
00:47:13Kind of. Well, it's... You know...
00:47:15I know what's going on.
00:47:19There's another woman, isn't there?
00:47:21Don't worry.
00:47:23I won't say anything.
00:47:25Just be careful, that's all.
00:47:27There's some real man-killers out there.
00:47:30Believe me.
00:47:32After 20 years of marriage,
00:47:34I've had plenty of opportunities.
00:47:36Plenty of them.
00:47:38I just, uh...
00:47:40never did anything about it, that's all.
00:47:43Those kind of girls,
00:47:45you just fool around with them once,
00:47:47they turn on you, they rip your heart out,
00:47:49show it to you,
00:47:51then they dance all over it with their spiked heels
00:47:53and then ram it down your throat.
00:47:57Take it easy, Dad.
00:48:10Must be some fight.
00:48:12I've never seen you bake so many cookies.
00:48:15I don't think I've ever been this mad before.
00:48:17Look, why don't you give Alex a call?
00:48:19It can't be that bad.
00:48:21No, I am not giving in this time.
00:48:24You know what the worst part is?
00:48:26I am miserable here, baking my face off,
00:48:28and Alex is probably out someplace
00:48:30having the time of his life.
00:48:34Miss Richards?
00:48:36You asked me once
00:48:38how far I was willing to go to be successful.
00:48:42Any more questions?
00:49:05Hey, dickhead!
00:49:07You talking to me?
00:49:09You talking to me?
00:49:11Of course I'm talking to you, moron!
00:49:13What are you doing out here?
00:49:15What's with the shovel?
00:49:17Just dropped one of my contact lenses.
00:49:19Well, maybe you lost it
00:49:21during your flashy little show the other day at the game.
00:49:23You're moving like a star.
00:49:25Yeah, well, you know.
00:49:27There's only one star on this team, butthead.
00:49:29The captain. Me.
00:49:31You got that? Fuck off.
00:49:33Just remember what I said.
00:49:35Stay in your place and everything's gold.
00:49:38And what if I don't?
00:49:42The price of gold drops.
00:49:46Is that you, Collins?
00:49:51Okay, let's see what you got.
00:49:53No! Shut up!
00:49:55Don't catch the ball!
00:50:08Touchdown!
00:50:10Oh, no. Not again.
00:50:12Mary Lou, look, I know you're doing
00:50:14what you think is best here,
00:50:16but I can't keep up with you anymore.
00:50:18I bet you could learn, daddy-o.
00:50:20I don't want to learn.
00:50:22Look, this is it. Forget it.
00:50:24This is the last step.
00:50:26Why don't you go back to wherever it is you come from
00:50:28and find yourself a nice dead guy and settle down?
00:50:30But what about our relationship?
00:50:32What relationship? You kill them, I bury them in the football field.
00:50:34This is not your basic boy-meets-girl here.
00:50:36What about this?
00:50:40Nope, that's it. It's over.
00:50:42Alex!
00:50:45Alex!
00:50:53Alex!
00:50:55Alex!
00:51:00Alex!
00:51:06Alex!
00:51:12Women!
00:51:14Attention, students.
00:51:16Today is Mrs. Melanoma's last day as cafeteria cook.
00:51:18She's returning to her old job
00:51:20at the Hamilton Toxic Waste Dump,
00:51:22so let's all wish her good luck.
00:51:28Excuse me.
00:51:30Oh, come on, sir. You're not still mad at me, are you?
00:51:32Mad? No.
00:51:34Pissed off?
00:51:36Furious? Yes. But no, I'm not mad.
00:51:38I thought we had a deal. I thought we weren't going to fight anymore.
00:51:40We did.
00:51:42You broke it.
00:51:46Sarah.
00:51:48Alex, get out.
00:51:50Please. Please, please.
00:51:52Look, if you're not still mad at me, I promise,
00:51:54I'd like to take you. Please.
00:51:56Sorry. Leonard Welsh already asked me.
00:51:58Leonard Welsh?
00:52:00Leonard Welsh!
00:52:04I haven't said yes yet.
00:52:08Yes!
00:52:18All right, all right. Quiet now.
00:52:20Now, I don't want
00:52:22any laughing or fooling around.
00:52:24This is a very serious subject,
00:52:26and we're all adults here,
00:52:28so we can talk
00:52:30openly and freely
00:52:32about...
00:52:34sex.
00:52:36So, let's watch
00:52:38the film now, shall we?
00:52:40Bertrand, lights, please.
00:52:58Her name doesn't matter.
00:53:00Let's call her Jane Doe.
00:53:02She was once alive
00:53:04and vital, young
00:53:06and full of the freshness of beauty,
00:53:08but now she lies here,
00:53:10cold and stiff,
00:53:12dead,
00:53:14a victim of
00:53:16social disease.
00:53:18She was just
00:53:2018 when she came to Big City,
00:53:22but her years on the farm
00:53:24hadn't prepared her for anything
00:53:26like this.
00:53:28Pardon me, sir.
00:53:30I was wondering if you could help me.
00:53:32I just got off the bus from Memphis,
00:53:34and I was looking for a place
00:53:36to stay.
00:53:38Well, little lady, I'm sure we can
00:53:40find something for you.
00:53:42For Jane Doe,
00:53:44it was already too late.
00:53:46She slipped into a nightmare
00:53:48world, parties,
00:53:50liquor, and loose morals.
00:53:52I just love
00:53:54something.
00:53:56And I love you.
00:53:58And I love you.
00:54:00And I love you.
00:54:06And I love you, Alex.
00:54:12I don't give up
00:54:14that easy.
00:54:16You're mine,
00:54:18and I want you back.
00:54:26Ha, ha, ha.
00:54:30Leave me alone!
00:54:34Back to your seat, Mr. Gray.
00:54:48Alex Gray?
00:54:50Yeah. I'm Detective Myers.
00:54:52This is Detective Colgrance.
00:54:54You play football with a
00:54:5617-year-old male Caucasian
00:54:58named Andrew Douglas?
00:55:00Sort of.
00:55:02At least 1711 missing persons.
00:55:04Could have been foul play, probably drugs.
00:55:06You had contact with them over the last 48 hours?
00:55:08Contact?
00:55:10Uh, no, sir.
00:55:12Uh, Andrew and I, we
00:55:14weren't really that close.
00:55:16Enemies?
00:55:18No, I didn't, uh, I didn't say enemies.
00:55:20I just...
00:55:22We never, you know, hung out together.
00:55:26All right.
00:55:28If you, uh, hear from him, uh,
00:55:30just give us a call, will you?
00:55:32Okay.
00:55:34Hope you find him.
00:55:38Enemies.
00:55:40Right enemies.
00:55:52I was wondering...
00:56:04I was wondering exactly
00:56:06what color your dress was going to be
00:56:08so that I would know what style of corsage
00:56:10would best suit you for the prom.
00:56:14Well, uh,
00:56:16I don't know.
00:56:18Well, um,
00:56:20Leonard,
00:56:22I haven't actually decided
00:56:24if I'm even gonna go.
00:56:26You mean you haven't exactly decided
00:56:28if you're going with me.
00:56:32No, Leonard.
00:56:34That's all right, that's all right.
00:56:36I assumed you'd feel this way,
00:56:38and that's why I've made up this proposal,
00:56:40which is a projected series of events
00:56:42which would occur on the evening of the prom.
00:56:44Perhaps this might make your decision process
00:56:46a little easier.
00:56:48I would pick you up at 8.15.
00:56:50There would be seven minutes of dialogue
00:56:52with your parents, getting to know me and so forth.
00:56:54We would leave for the prom at 8.23,
00:56:56but I've allowed a ten-minute grace period
00:56:58in case your parents want to take photos
00:57:00of the event.
00:57:02And then with a 20-minute drive to the prom,
00:57:04we would arrive at 8.53,
00:57:06which leaves us an extra seven minutes
00:57:08for anything.
00:57:12If you want gum,
00:57:15we have seven minutes.
00:57:20In the case of a sexual haunting,
00:57:23exorcism can only occur
00:57:25with the sacrifice of a human soul.
00:57:28Alex.
00:57:32Alex.
00:57:45Alex.
00:58:05Alex.
00:58:07Alex.
00:58:09Alex.
00:58:11Alex.
00:58:13Alex.
00:58:15Alex.
00:58:17Alex.
00:58:19Alex.
00:58:21Alex.
00:58:23Alex.
00:58:25Alex.
00:58:27Alex.
00:58:29Alex.
00:58:31Alex.
00:58:33Alex.
00:58:35Alex.
00:58:37Alex.
00:58:39Alex.
00:58:41Alex.
00:58:51Alex, wake up.
00:58:53Shane's on the phone.
00:58:55Are you going to yell at me again?
00:58:57Yes. Get out of here.
00:59:04It's right this way.
00:59:06It's right over here.
00:59:08They were supposed to be resodding this whole field.
00:59:16Is that Andrew Douglas?
00:59:18What's left of him, yeah.
00:59:20What else has he done?
00:59:22A teacher. He's all cut up.
00:59:24And, uh,
00:59:26we found chunks of fruit inside of him.
00:59:28Fruit?
00:59:30Fruit.
00:59:32What kind of fruit?
00:59:34Bananas, cherries.
00:59:36Fruit.
00:59:38Anything else?
00:59:40No.
00:59:42Oh, yeah, Miss Richards.
00:59:44She's been burnt or something.
00:59:46Another teacher?
00:59:48No, just a guidance counselor.
00:59:50All right, wrap him up and take him to the deli.
00:59:56School sure has changed since I was a kid.
00:59:58Why didn't you come to me before?
01:00:00Maybe we could have stopped this
01:00:02before it went too far.
01:00:04You know what the really scary part about it is?
01:00:08I think I started to like it.
01:00:12I mean,
01:00:14I made the honor roll.
01:00:16I got popular.
01:00:18I got a motorbike.
01:00:20I got a car.
01:00:22I got a car.
01:00:24I got a car.
01:00:26I got a motorbike.
01:00:28And all I had to do
01:00:30was dig a few holes
01:00:32and barf a ghost.
01:00:34It was easy.
01:00:38Why don't we leave right now?
01:00:40Just hit the road and never come back.
01:00:42We could be in Mexico before anybody even
01:00:44misses.
01:00:46What do you say?
01:00:56Okay.
01:01:26Hi.
01:01:28Is my brother here?
01:01:30Yeah, he's sleeping out back.
01:01:32Come on in, Leah.
01:01:42Mom and dad are really worried.
01:01:44Usually at least he calls or something.
01:01:46Well, Alex is having, uh,
01:01:48some problems.
01:01:50What kind of problems?
01:01:52Um, well,
01:01:54sometimes people take a little vacation
01:01:56from reality, you know?
01:01:58You mean you think Alex is crazy?
01:02:00Um, no, not exactly crazy.
01:02:02He's kind of, uh, more,
01:02:04uh,
01:02:06um,
01:02:08just a couple of sandwiches
01:02:10short of a picnic,
01:02:12you know what I mean?
01:02:14Poor Alex.
01:02:16Will you help him, Shane?
01:02:18Well, I'll try.
01:02:20You're really growing up,
01:02:22aren't you, Leah?
01:02:24You're really a good friend, Shane.
01:02:26You really have a big heart.
01:02:28Oh, yeah?
01:02:30Mm-hmm. Wanna see it?
01:02:32What?
01:02:40Shane!
01:02:42Shane!
01:02:46Shane!
01:02:50I told you I don't give up easy, Alex.
01:02:52He was my best friend.
01:02:54Well, he's a rumor now.
01:02:56You don't need friends.
01:02:58You don't need family.
01:03:00All you need to do
01:03:02is love me.
01:03:04Family.
01:03:06See you later, alligator.
01:03:08No!
01:03:13Aah!
01:03:39Name's Shane Taylor.
01:03:42Why am I betting he went down at the high?
01:03:46It was the parents?
01:03:48Uh, yeah.
01:03:50They positive-ID'd a suspect leaving the house,
01:03:52Alex Gray.
01:03:54And he had blood on his hands.
01:03:56Alex Gray had blood on his hands.
01:03:58You got Alex Gray's statement?
01:04:02Idiots, it's right here.
01:04:04Asked about his relationship with missing person.
01:04:06Alex Gray replied, we weren't close friends.
01:04:08He knew he was dead. He was already using the past tense.
01:04:10Send a car over to his house immediately.
01:04:12I want him in custody within the hour.
01:04:14Give me your coat.
01:04:16Give me your coat.
01:04:22You don't need to look at this.
01:04:40Shh.
01:05:03Alex?
01:05:05Shh. Go to sleep.
01:05:11She's gonna freak you.
01:05:13Drive you crazy.
01:05:15She knows you're loaded.
01:05:17She wants your babies.
01:05:19LTD, should I love them, leave them, or please them?
01:05:21Just ease them.
01:05:23Thanks. I knew you'd agree.
01:05:25This freak has got a vicious body.
01:05:27But still, I think I'll chill.
01:05:29Write dope rhymes while I count my bills.
01:05:31I'll just max me.
01:05:33They can't tax me.
01:05:35I'll give them my digits so they can fax me a photo
01:05:37with a two-page description.
01:05:39I'll check for the ones with a broad mind.
01:05:41In this era, never make an error,
01:05:43or she'll capitalize on that scara.
01:05:46American woman
01:05:48American woman
01:05:50American woman
01:05:54American woman
01:05:56American woman
01:05:58American woman
01:06:08All right, kill the lights and the sirens.
01:06:11We thought it would be a nice idea,
01:06:13but we surprised him.
01:06:15And approach this kid with caution.
01:06:17He's already killed four people,
01:06:19and I want him alive.
01:06:21Although, frankly, I don't know if I'm feeling
01:06:23all that picky tonight.
01:06:32Alex?
01:06:34You stay away from my family.
01:06:39Where are you going, Alex?
01:06:43Alex.
01:06:47Oh, Alex, I want you.
01:06:51Are you looking for me?
01:06:57Alex.
01:07:00Keep walking, Alex.
01:07:04Alex.
01:07:09In other news,
01:07:11Alex Gray announced today
01:07:13that he will wed his high school sweetheart,
01:07:16Mary Lou Maloney,
01:07:18after a whirlwind courtship
01:07:20that left hundreds of people talking
01:07:22and four people dead.
01:07:24Over to you, Shane.
01:07:33Okay, Gray, come in there.
01:07:36Fire!
01:07:59School's out, punk.
01:08:01Alexander Gray, you are under arrest.
01:08:03Mom! Dad! Get out of the house!
01:08:06Alex!
01:08:08Mom, no! It wasn't me!
01:08:10It was Mary Lou Maloney!
01:08:12I'm gonna get a gun!
01:08:14You won't get away with this!
01:08:20Workers digging on the football field
01:08:22at Hamilton High School
01:08:24made a grisly discovery late yesterday afternoon.
01:08:26A funeral was held today for Shane Taylor,
01:08:29the young Hamilton High School student
01:08:31that was brutally murdered by his best friend.
01:08:33Alex Gray, the so-called high school assassin,
01:08:35made a brief court appearance today
01:08:37and was remanded in custody
01:08:39to be held without bail until trial.
01:08:41Experts agree his psychotic killing spree
01:08:43could be the result of bad dietary habits,
01:08:45rock-and-roll lyrics and too many horror movies.
01:08:47Principal Weatherall, did you have any idea
01:08:49at all that there was something wrong with Alex?
01:08:51Oh, I certainly did.
01:08:53I mean, you know,
01:08:55I mean, you know,
01:08:57Oh, I certainly did.
01:08:59Alex Gray was a walking time bomb,
01:09:01a maniac.
01:09:03It's a wonder he didn't snap earlier.
01:09:05I tried to warn people,
01:09:07but no one would listen.
01:09:09Will you be canceling the dance here today?
01:09:11Oh, this is not just a dance.
01:09:13This is the inaugural prom
01:09:15for our new kid.
01:09:17Now, this is a tragedy,
01:09:19but it's also an isolated incident,
01:09:21and I won't allow the actions
01:09:23of a single homicidal student
01:09:25to ruin the fun of others.
01:09:27Now, at Hamilton High,
01:09:29it's prom night!
01:09:31You've heard enough about this.
01:09:33It's not true.
01:09:35Alex couldn't hurt anybody.
01:09:37Honey,
01:09:39mental illness is a terrible thing.
01:09:41It can stay hidden for years
01:09:43and then, bang!
01:09:45Who knows what sets them off?
01:09:47You remember what happened to your father.
01:09:49How about baking some cookies?
01:09:51If I could just see him.
01:09:53They won't even let me talk to him.
01:09:55That nice boy Leonard called again.
01:09:57He still wants to take you to the prom.
01:09:59Mom!
01:10:01I can't go to the prom now.
01:10:03You have to forget about him and move on.
01:10:05We'll go downtown right now
01:10:07and get you a new dress.
01:10:09Maybe Elaine at the salon can fit you in.
01:10:11Mother!
01:10:13You're going to the prom?
01:10:15Yes.
01:10:17Mother!
01:10:19You're going to the prom, Sarah.
01:10:21That's an order.
01:10:23Oh, my God.
01:10:45Is anybody out there?
01:10:47Guess who?
01:10:48Get away from me.
01:10:49Help!
01:10:50Oh, no.
01:10:51Help!
01:10:52Guard!
01:10:53She's down here.
01:10:54I can't believe that you're doing this to me.
01:10:55After all that I've done for you.
01:10:56After all you've done for me.
01:10:57You've ruined my life.
01:10:58Let's blow this giant.
01:10:59It only hurts a little.
01:11:00No.
01:11:01No.
01:11:02No.
01:11:03No.
01:11:04No.
01:11:05No.
01:11:06No.
01:11:07No.
01:11:08No.
01:11:09No.
01:11:10No.
01:11:11No.
01:11:12No.
01:11:13No.
01:11:14No.
01:11:15No.
01:11:16No.
01:11:17You want me to die.
01:11:18You want me to die.
01:11:21What the hell?
01:11:25The little bitch girlfriend of yours isn't it?
01:11:29If I can't have you, nobody can.
01:11:32Sarah.
01:11:40Sarah?
01:12:10Come on.
01:12:23One question.
01:12:25What?
01:12:26Why fruit?
01:12:28Shut up and get in the car.
01:12:40I don't want it, you know I
01:12:54I can't get you off my mind, no, no
01:12:57I wish I could move you in
01:13:01And if it had to die, yeah
01:13:04You know you'd leave me all alone
01:13:09Oh!
01:13:20Wow!
01:13:22This is great!
01:13:24This is so cool!
01:13:26Four minutes ahead of schedule
01:13:28And two hours and 17 minutes to socialize
01:13:30Leonard, could I see your schedule, please?
01:13:34This is great!
01:13:36I'm glad you're finally taking an interest in dance
01:13:39You know, most girls consider this, well, kind of cool
01:13:43Let's dance
01:13:46Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:13:49To the bump and grind
01:13:52Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:13:56To the bump and grind
01:14:06guitar solo
01:14:36So I guess this will be your first kidnapping, huh?
01:14:45Shut up, Larry
01:14:47Just drive the car, would you please?
01:14:49You haven't even told me where we're going yet
01:14:51Hamilton High
01:14:53I gotta rescue my girlfriend from Mary Lou Maloney
01:14:56Women trouble?
01:14:58She's not a woman
01:15:00She's a demon
01:15:02Well...
01:15:08You're not having a very good time
01:15:11It's all right
01:15:13I mean, I had another date one time
01:15:15And she didn't have a good time either
01:15:18Somehow we fell seven minutes behind schedule
01:15:20And the whole evening...
01:15:22Leonard, stop
01:15:24It's nothing personal
01:15:27Well, if it's any consolation, I don't think Alex killed those people
01:15:32It isn't, thank you
01:15:35I mean, Alex isn't stupid enough to bury them in the football field
01:15:48I'll be right back
01:15:50Oh, yeah, I'll be right here
01:15:54Oh, good
01:16:01Oh, yeah
01:16:31Oh, yeah
01:17:01Oh
01:17:05Oh
01:17:10What a beauty
01:17:20Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know anyone else was in here
01:17:24I don't believe we've met, I'm...
01:17:26Leonard, the bookworm
01:17:28I've got a schedule here for you someplace
01:17:31Let's see
01:17:33Nine o'clock, crime
01:17:35Nine fifteen, dancing
01:17:38Nine thirty-five, go for a walk
01:17:42And ten o'clock, die
01:17:51Time's up
01:17:59Ow, Alex, it's pinching
01:18:01Shut up, Larry
01:18:03Come on, not so tight
01:18:08You know, this is gonna make me look like a total jerk
01:18:11Yeah, well, life's a bitch, ain't it?
01:18:22Oh, great
01:18:28Leonard?
01:18:35Leonard?
01:18:37Oh, my God
01:19:08Who are you?
01:19:10You silly bitch
01:19:12I'm the other woman
01:19:37Oh, my God
01:20:07Oh, my God
01:20:15Take a break, boys
01:20:18All right, I'm not gonna hurt anybody
01:20:21All I wanna know is, has anybody seen Sarah?
01:20:24Alex?
01:20:38Sarah, look out!
01:20:44No!
01:20:46Stop it, Mary Lou
01:20:48No more
01:20:52No more killing
01:20:59Take me
01:21:01I'll go with you anywhere you want
01:21:04But you gotta leave everyone else alone
01:21:07Forever
01:21:09It's a deal, lover
01:21:15Alex, don't
01:21:18I love you
01:21:20Mary Lou
01:21:22I'm ready to come with you
01:21:25It's not who you come with
01:21:27It's who takes you home
01:21:34Sarah!
01:21:41Sarah!
01:22:05What?
01:22:12God!
01:22:14It's not a real good idea to mention his name around here
01:22:18Contrary to popular belief, there is a hell
01:22:21And Sarah, you're standing in it
01:22:24I gotta find Alex
01:22:26Alex doesn't need you anymore
01:22:29Get away from me, Shane
01:22:31Okay, okay, go ahead
01:22:33Go ahead, shoot, go ahead
01:22:43When you have a headache, how do you spell relief?
01:22:52Sarah, let me give you a piece of my mind
01:22:55See, best friends are forever
01:22:58But girlfriends, they come and they go
01:23:07Ah, shit
01:23:16Sarah, don't be such a spoilsport
01:23:19It's fun once you get used to the smell
01:23:23Sarah
01:23:28Sarah
01:23:40Sarah!
01:23:42Sarah!
01:23:44You're getting a little bit cross, Sarah
01:23:46I got your number
01:23:48I got your number, Sarah
01:23:50Sarah, listen to me
01:23:52That's not gonna get the contract by the third
01:23:54Sarah, listen to me
01:23:56Sarah, Sarah, enough is enough
01:24:08Sarah, listen to me
01:24:11Come on, Sarah, I got your number
01:24:13Party's over, boys
01:24:15Sarah, Sarah
01:24:18I want out of here
01:24:20Sarah
01:24:27And now the moment you've all been waiting for
01:24:30The prom king and queen for Hamilton High 1957
01:24:34Alex Bray and Mary Lou Maloney
01:24:47What do I do?
01:24:49Just follow me and everything will be fine
01:24:56Come on, Mary Lou
01:25:27Ah!
01:25:29Ah!
01:25:56Ah!
01:26:07Ah!
01:26:21Isn't this cool, Alex?
01:26:24I get to be my king
01:26:26I really don't think I'm the king material
01:26:29Don't worry
01:26:32You will be
01:26:36And now you may kiss the queen
01:26:53Get away from my boyfriend, you bitch!
01:26:56Everybody back before you're barbecued
01:26:59Sarah, what are you doing?
01:27:01Your girlfriend looks mad, Alex
01:27:04I don't get mad
01:27:06I fake
01:27:11Shit!
01:27:24Ow!
01:27:26Nobody move or this whole place goes up
01:27:33Sarah
01:27:39Give it up, Sarah
01:27:46He loves me
01:27:48Sarah
01:27:50Sarah!
01:27:52Well
01:27:58Eat this, prom queen
01:28:10Let's get out of here
01:28:22Which way did we go?
01:28:24I thought you knew
01:28:31Shane, Shane, no!
01:28:33Shane, don't do it!
01:28:37I guess he's not going with me to the farm after all
01:28:40He's coming with me
01:28:42No!
01:28:45Sorry, Shane
01:28:47The trip's hot
01:28:53No, no
01:28:55No
01:29:25No!
01:29:31What are we going to do?
01:29:33Keys. We're going to be kings
01:29:50Move it!
01:29:55Move it!
01:30:01How'd you do that?
01:30:03Drive!
01:30:14Alex
01:30:19Alex
01:30:22Alex
01:30:25Get out of my way!
01:30:43We're home
01:30:46We're home! We're home!
01:30:56I'll stay and never take you anyplace
01:31:05We've got to find your mom
01:31:26You go first. My mom can wait
01:31:28Okay
01:31:45Do you have a dime?
01:31:47What?
01:31:49The phone. It only takes dimes
01:31:51Is that everywhere?
01:31:53Is that everywhere?
01:32:05She got an Albert!
01:32:10She got Sarah!
01:32:24You win
01:32:26You hear that, you fucking bitch? You win!
01:32:53You win, you fucking bitch!
01:32:55You win, you fucking bitch
01:33:24Terra
01:33:29Yeah, Terra
01:33:37Check it out
01:33:39She's going to freak you
01:33:40Then you're trapped
01:33:41See a miniskirt and can't turn back
01:33:43Black fatal attraction
01:33:44Cold winds are blowing
01:33:45The zeros are growing
01:33:46And that's why she's going to funk you up
01:33:48Pump you up
01:33:49She's a hottie
01:33:50Turn around, she'll
01:33:51Check your body
01:33:52Yeah, you better play it wise
01:33:54She's got to have a brain
01:33:55To go with those eyes
01:33:56And she's nothing
01:33:57But you try to risk it
01:33:58She played you
01:33:59Now you're a statistic
01:34:00In this era
01:34:01Never make an error
01:34:02Or she'll capitalize
01:34:03And that's Terra
01:34:04Terra
01:34:05Spelled with a capital T
01:34:06Take heed
01:34:07It's getting hard to breathe
01:34:08You can't slip, slide, don't sleep
01:34:10Stay awake or she'll decapitate
01:34:11Destroy and dictate
01:34:12It's sort of like a snake
01:34:13But more slime, more fly
01:34:15Must be a fool if you think she won't lie
01:34:17Take her out, wine the diner
01:34:1924-7 she's a 49er
01:34:21Like Jerry Rice?
01:34:22No, but very nice
01:34:23Yo, better be dope
01:34:24To eff around with a mind scroll
01:34:26You better wait your turn
01:34:28Can't be done, you burn
01:34:29In this era
01:34:30Never make an error
01:34:31Or she'll capitalize
01:34:32And that's Terra
01:34:33Terra
01:34:34American woman
01:34:36American woman
01:34:37Yeah, Terra, what I'm saying
01:34:39American woman
01:34:40And God's going to make you live
01:34:42American woman
01:34:44American woman
01:34:46American woman
01:34:48Break it down
01:34:51Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:34:53I wanna see some dope dance stuff
01:35:14She's gonna freak ya, freak ya
01:35:16Drive you crazy
01:35:17She knows you're loaded
01:35:18She wants your babies
01:35:19LTD's, should I love em?
01:35:20Leave em or please em?
01:35:22Just ease em
01:35:23Thanks
01:35:24I knew you'd agree
01:35:25This freakhead's got a vicious body
01:35:27But still
01:35:28I think I'll chill
01:35:29Write dope rhymes
01:35:30While I count my bills
01:35:31I'll just max me
01:35:32They can't tax me
01:35:33I'll give them my digits
01:35:34So they can fax me
01:35:35A photo
01:35:36With a two page description
01:35:37If I'm impressed
01:35:38I'll give em permission
01:35:39To come to my crib
01:35:40Stand in the lines
01:35:41The ones that I check
01:35:42For the ones with the bruh