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00:00Ghar jamaayi
00:07Vicky ko hamesha kismat ne uski mainat se zyada diya.
00:12Paidah hua ek bade ghar me,
00:14Muu me chaandi ki chamach lekar.
00:16Aur shaadi bhi ki ek usse bhi bade ghar me,
00:19Sone ki chamach muu me lekar.
00:22Usse mainat karne ka shauk nahi tha.
00:25Ek shauk tha, wo bhi ghatiya shairi karne ka.
00:29Uski har baat shairana hi hoti thi.
00:32Jaisi ki ek din,
00:34Door se dekha to chaand pe daag tha,
00:38Door se dekha to chaand pe daag tha,
00:41Paas se dekha, saabun ka chhaag tha.
00:45Thoko tali!
00:47Are aesi shairi karoge to tali to pata nahi,
00:51Koi tumko hi thok dega.
00:53Shairi wo billi hai,
00:56Jo kisi ka bhi raasta rok de,
00:59Aur kya main kil hu,
01:01Jo koi mujhe thok de.
01:04Mujhe to aap se baat hi nahi karni.
01:07Main nikla tha gaadi leke,
01:10Lekin daad ke jaa raha hun,
01:13Meri shairi koi nahi sunta,
01:16Main ghar chhod ke jaa raha hun.
01:19Deere boliye ji,
01:21Mummy papa ko pata chal jaayega,
01:24To tumko sachme,
01:26Tumhare maaike bhej denge.
01:29Saste saabun se meri collar chamki nahi,
01:33Sachme chala jaaunga,
01:35Meri baat koi dhanki nahi.
01:38Agar shairi hi suna nahi hai to suna,
01:40Lekin koi kaam dhandha bhi to karo,
01:42Mere pitaji ki paas bahot paisa hai,
01:45To ghar jamai banke kha rahe ho,
01:48Aur kal jaa rahe ho na apne maaike,
01:50Aaj hi chale jaao meri bala se.
01:55Humme to apno ne noota,
01:57Ghairon me kaha dam tha,
02:00Humme...
02:01Arey chup ho jaao,
02:02Tumko Mirza Ghalib ki kasam,
02:04Arey jaana hai to jaao,
02:06Lekin pehle mere mummy papa se mil kar jaao,
02:08Wana wo kya sochenge,
02:10Lekin Vicky akele hi apni kaal lekar,
02:12Apne maaike yaani ki apne khud ke ghar pahot jaata hai.
02:17Arey beta tu achanak,
02:19Bahu kaisi hai?
02:21Arey maa,
02:22Bahu to bilkul badal gayi hai,
02:24Murgi haath se nikal gayi hai,
02:27Arey kya hua beta?
02:29Uski aati nahi hai,
02:31Meri jaati nahi hai,
02:33Mai karta hu shairi,
02:35Usse bhaati nahi hai.
02:38Mere paas uska phone aaya tha beta,
02:41Sahi keh rahi hai wo,
02:42Tumko kaam karna chahiye,
02:44Tabhi to izzat milegi,
02:46Ghar jamai banke,
02:47Yeh sunki maa,
02:48Apne haath se nikal gayi hai,
02:50Mere kaal lekar,
02:51Mere kaal lekar,
02:52Mere kaal lekar,
02:53Mere kaal lekar,
02:54Mere kaal lekar,
02:55Mere kaal lekar,
02:56Mere kaal lekar,
02:57Mere kaal lekar,
02:58Mere kaal lekar,
02:59Mere kaal lekar,
03:00Mere kaal lekar,
03:01Mere kaal lekar,
03:02Mere kaal lekar,
03:03Mere kaal lekar,
03:04Mere kaal lekar,
03:05Mere kaal lekar,
03:06Mere kaal lekar,
03:07Mere kaal lekar,
03:08Mere kaal lekar,
03:09Mere kaal lekar,
03:10Mere kaal lekar,
03:11Mere kaal lekar,
03:13Thoko taali!
03:15Yeh sunki maa,
03:16Apne haath se,
03:17Apna sar peet leti hai.
03:20Are maa,
03:21Taali ki jagah,
03:22Matha kyu thok rahi ho?
03:24Beta,
03:25Tu na,
03:26Aaraam kar,
03:27Tere pitaaji bhi aane wale hai,
03:29Khana laga deti hu.
03:31Vicky apne ghar bhi,
03:33Din bhar TV dekhta hai,
03:35Tara tara ka khana khaata hai,
03:37Dopahar tak sota hai,
03:38Chai peeta hai,
03:39Video game khelta hai,
03:41Bas,
03:42Kaam karne nahi jaata,
03:44Ghar mein naukar chakar hai,
03:46Toh,
03:47Bistar se hilne tak ki zaroorat nahi padti,
03:49Kai baar tu Vicky,
03:51Apne naukaron ko bitha kar,
03:53Shairi sunata rahita,
03:55Kab bajaoge beta?
03:58Are kaisi baat kar rahe hain daddy,
04:00Kya aap mere father nahi?
04:03Aap mujhe bhagaana chahate hain,
04:05Kya yeh mera ghar nahi?
04:07Ara nahi beta,
04:09Tumhara hi ghar hai,
04:10Hum toh chahate the,
04:12Ke tum yahi raho,
04:14Aur mera kaam aage badao,
04:16Lekin tumhi chale gaye,
04:18Ghar jamaai banne,
04:20Are mehnat toh gadhi bhi karte hain,
04:22Main achhi kismat leke,
04:24Paida hua hun,
04:26Main ghar jamaai hun,
04:28Sasural ka phool genda hua hun,
04:30Thoko taali,
04:32Peetaji aur maa,
04:34Sach me taali baja dete hain,
04:36Aisa pehli baar hota hai,
04:38Jab Vicky ki shairi par,
04:40Kisi ne taali bajayi ho,
04:42Are, aap log,
04:44Sach me taali baja rahe hain?
04:46Haan haan beta,
04:48Tumhare sasur ka phone aaya tha,
04:50Bola,
04:52Jab tak ghar jamaai ji,
04:54Koi kaam na karne lage,
04:56Humare yaha mat bhejna,
04:58Ab tu toh kaam karne se raha,
05:00Aur tujhe rehna bhi hai,
05:02Humare ghar bhi hi,
05:04Karega bhi shairi hi,
05:06Thoko taali, thoko taali bolega,
05:08Toh aadat daal hi lete hain,
05:10Taali thokne ki,
05:12Vicky,
05:14Usi waqt khada hota hai,
05:16Aur bahut gusse mein,
05:18Sideh sasural ke liye nikal jata hai,
05:20Phirse aagaye,
05:22Lekin Suman ko dekhti hi,
05:24Vicky pigal jata hai,
05:26Suman, I am sorry,
05:28Aaj se na,
05:30Main sirf shairi hi nahi,
05:32Balki kaam bhi karunga,
05:34Koi bhi meinat ka kaam karunga,
05:36Main ghar jamaay banke raunga,
05:38Lekin kaam karunga,
05:40Aur izzat se raunga,
05:42Matlob sirf tum nahi aaye ho,
05:44Tumhare saath,
05:46Tumhe akal bhi aagayi hai,
05:48Main apne kaar khaanika,
05:50Manager banata hu tumko,
05:52Kal se mere saath chalna waha,
05:54Thank you, thank you,
05:56Sasar ji,
05:58Thank you se kaam nahi chalega,
06:00Ek shairi sunaani padegi,
06:02Haan, haan, zaroor, zaroor,
06:06Sasoor ke paas paisa hote bhi,
06:08Meinat jisko bhai hai,
06:10Wahi sachcha daamaad hai,
06:12Wahi achcha ghar jamaay hai,
06:14Thoko taali,
06:18Sab Vicky ki shairi par taali thok dete hain,
06:20Shiksha,
06:22Jab kismat aapko bohot saara dete,
06:24To uski kadra karni chahiye,
06:26Aur meinat karna,
06:28Kabhi nahi bhoolna chahiye,
06:32Thank you,
06:34Thank you,
06:36Thank you,
06:38Thank you,
06:40Thank you,
06:42Thank you,