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Jake Marsh | Pardon My Take

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00:00:00life is golf synonymous for living living is golf if you can't screw that

00:00:04up and yeah I don't think if you can't play living and you meant to say golf

00:00:09said like you said it's about living yeah so you're like if I can't golf then

00:00:13I die yeah true

00:00:17on today's part of my take we have our good friend Joe Burrow back on the

00:00:22podcast we are also back in studio after a week off we're gonna do the Mount

00:00:29Rushmore of meat probably should have done that before July 4th but we're

00:00:32gonna do it anyway meat it is grilling season so we're gonna do the Mount

00:00:37Rushmore meat we're gonna catch up on everything that is going on in the world

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00:02:33week only on Draftkings today is Monday July 8th and the boys are back in town

00:02:40we're back in town I think I think we picked a decent week to take the

00:02:44vacation because the one thing that you have to always be on the lookout for the

00:02:48week of the 4th of July is the the Friday afternoon news dump yeah and we

00:02:52didn't even get really one of those no it was like Biden might not run for

00:02:55president I did I don't I don't want to get political but I did that that tweet I

00:02:59don't know if you guys saw I quote treated the other day someone was like

00:03:02it's telling that all these people who love politics have just never been

00:03:07through a coach being fired before and it was the most apt analogy ever because

00:03:12it is we're we are one of the things that I think we do better than anyone is

00:03:16we can tell you when a coach is on the hot seat when he gets that sad look at

00:03:20the podium and they are literally doing the like it like he's gonna give up the

00:03:24offensive play calling just so he can coach the whole team well pretty much

00:03:27what's going on is the DNC is saying Joe Biden is our candidate yeah yeah we have

00:03:32thought we have a full vote of confidence in Joe Biden right so they're

00:03:36just you know doing all the moves everything's gonna be fine but we are

00:03:41back it feels good to be back what do you guys want to talk about you guys

00:03:44want to talk about brawny so we can talk Ronnie right off the bat let's fucking

00:03:49talk about Ronnie the dude I don't know if you saw but brawny biggest four points

00:03:54in NBA history dude he hit a layup in transition mm-hmm holy shit yeah and

00:04:00and LeBron watching said damn that's tough this is great I hope there's I

00:04:05hope there's some Bengals fans that are tuning in for the first time and like

00:04:08what is this it's about brawny yeah I guess about brawny we're just a brawny

00:04:12James and Charlie Woods podcast can I say something about brawny I really don't

00:04:16like the fact he's going by brawny why not his name's LeBron James jr. just go

00:04:20LeBron James jr. I don't like calling like it's even in the box score yeah he

00:04:24James yeah I don't like that rock I agree name is LeBron James jr. I wasn't

00:04:28sure where you're going until he told me the box score thing yeah that's weird

00:04:31it's annoying it should just be just go by jr. and also it would be cool if he

00:04:35ever got in a game and it was L James and L James jr. right next to each other

00:04:39remember when he wouldn't he said he wouldn't wear his dad's number cuz he

00:04:42doesn't want people to know who he is yeah now he's just they're doing so

00:04:46that's probably why he doesn't want people to maybe he'll think that he's

00:04:48not LeBron James that's true his name's brawny not look he's there now they're

00:04:53just literally doing 69 now he's a guy that would just go out there and you'd

00:04:57be like why is that guy on the team is he like LeBron James son or something

00:05:00yeah no that's brawny just go it's brawny yeah it's couldn't can't be a so

00:05:03they should do the Brazilian method and just go LeBron Nino yeah I like that

00:05:08yeah I I gotta take about brawny I actually kind of am addicted to how mad

00:05:12brawny is making everyone well because it's like the updates on ESPN are like

00:05:17brawny brawny has a transition layup brawny has an assist watch LeBron James

00:05:22jr. it's not watch brawny watch LeBron react to brawny's two points it's an

00:05:29ecosystem and everyone's getting so mad and it's very funny because I like this

00:05:33is how I consume sports like I also was like this is ridiculous by LeBron it's a

00:05:39very egotistical play yeah it's cool they're playing together and then as

00:05:42soon as everyone got very upset I was like actually I kind of like this

00:05:45because it's a fucking NBA Summer League and they know what they're doing

00:05:50how do they do all-star voting is there a fan vote yeah yeah so what we should

00:05:54do next year is just we should try to get try to get brawny into the all-star

00:05:57game yeah people getting mad about his contract yeah it's great well full

00:06:02guaranteed well that was a big-time ball knowers and I did not know ball until I

00:06:07looked it up but that is also part of the new CBA so the new CBA has different

00:06:12contracts for second round guys Tyler Kolek who is a Nick went to Marquette

00:06:19also very funny when Josh Hart just Celtic what Tyler Kolek from Marquette

00:06:25oh who'd you think he was singing Sam Houser you're the not everything's about

00:06:29you Hank the other white guy yeah that was that was crazy talking we talking

00:06:34Celtics I think are you thinking of Bailey Shireman yep yeah yeah it's just

00:06:38another big East got white biggies completely different player okay we're

00:06:41back anyway Tyler Kolek there was like a fake Twitter troll started a rumor that

00:06:49Tyler Kolek couldn't read mm-hmm this happened last year during during Big

00:06:53East play and Josh Hart on his podcast with Jalen Brunson was like it can he

00:06:58read like I legit was like I don't know if he can read or not yeah so every time

00:07:02somebody gets ball sacked out there yeah there's always like 5% people that never

00:07:07realized that it was a joke right they just keep going around with it right so

00:07:10anyway Tyler Kolek did break the record for I think most money for a second

00:07:16round pick so he got what was his exact contract he had guaranteed money 6.6

00:07:23million so brawny probably didn't deserve a non two-way contract but the

00:07:29new CBA does have very different contracts for second round picks so

00:07:33people were like this guy five years ago got paid for blueberries and brawny

00:07:39gets 7.9 million uh-huh that is partially the new CBA I do I don't hate

00:07:44maybe I will become a brawny Stan I don't know I think that maybe LeBron

00:07:48pulled this move just so he can write two million dollars out of his son's

00:07:51inheritance yes he's like it's just two million less than I you're getting this

00:07:54up front yeah well there was there was the LeBron took three million dollars

00:07:59less than the actual max he could have had he did do that it's like oh he was

00:08:03just stashing away for brawny but but I also think that in his in his new

00:08:07contract if he gets traded he gets like an extra kicker that that goes in he

00:08:11does have a no trade clause but he can accept a trade and then I think he would

00:08:15make like three million dollars yeah he's uh he said he'd take less he then

00:08:20took the max or three million dollars less than the max bronze sexuals are

00:08:24saying well he said he'd take less for the right free agent which then boxes

00:08:29them in the corner no free agent in the right mind wants to go to whatever this

00:08:34iteration of the Lakers are gonna be yeah DeMar DeRozan didn't yeah he's sign

00:08:38and trade yeah sign and trade but he was probably the last good player that was

00:08:41out there yeah well he well yeah he wanted clay Valanchunas and they got

00:08:46nothing yeah DeMar DeRozan is now a Sacramento King and the Bulls yet again

00:08:51mistimed an asset but they're kind of on the right direction of trying to be bad

00:08:57well DeMar DeRozan he were he wanted to leave the Bulls after the Josh Giddey

00:09:01trade after the Caruso for Giddey trade somewhat similar to our rule that we

00:09:04have in our dingers only league where he's like I'm allowed to exit this team

00:09:08I must say that it's the NBA did investigate I don't want to defend Josh

00:09:13Giddey but he's a bull now yeah the first when Big Cat told me that that he

00:09:17jumped on just to talk about the Josh Giddey trade the only thing I could

00:09:20think of was Caruso for Giddey is a real-life version of pervert or Italian

00:09:24man and I love Alex Caruso we had the Bulls DeMar DeRozan is gone they're

00:09:29trying they're trying to blow it up they mistimed everything I saw a crazy DeMar

00:09:34DeRozan stat okay and I didn't verify it I didn't look it up to see if it's true

00:09:37those are the best stats I think he's scored almost as many points as Steph

00:09:41Curry okay in his entire career let's find out let's find out all right I saw

00:09:48that I was like whoa rear point is that stat real I'll just talk to the boys

00:09:51okay he has yes twenty three thousand five hundred eight I mean he's played

00:09:55longer and he's he's played a lot a lot of games and he was the number one

00:10:01option on not yeah he's scored he has scored a hundred and fifty less than

00:10:06Steph Curry that's pretty cool that is pretty cool and he's done it the hard

00:10:09way yeah with twos not threes yep that's right the showboating old-fashioned or

00:10:14you could say Steph Curry's probably insanely more efficient no I would just

00:10:18say DeMar DeMar DeRozan is the working man Steph Curry yeah but yeah this is

00:10:21the the Bulls are gonna blow it up for the next year until the Reinsdorfs are

00:10:26like hey let's win 40 games again that'd be nice they'll go back to that uh what

00:10:30other we also had in NBA news Kevin Durant who got hurt I guess during

00:10:37Olympic scrimmage also shout out Anthony Edwards who said the team has to everyone

00:10:42has to do it around him yep it's not a fit it they have to fit in with me not

00:10:46the other way around I like that he's just a bulldog but Kevin Durant did a

00:10:52sit-down article with Yahoo Sports and was essentially like everyone just does

00:10:58the smashes the Kevin Durant could be traded button for clicks we should get

00:11:03that button yeah I mean I listen that definitely happens Kevin Durant is

00:11:08someone who's very online you you of all people should know that happens but also

00:11:12you have been on a good amount of team he's been on a few years he's been on

00:11:17four teams right yeah and he's well he's been on four teams and he's been on what

00:11:21three teams the last four or five years yeah so but yeah he said yes it's a

00:11:26button what else is gonna get people going around this times oh the journey

00:11:30man is leaving again that story is always gonna hit I did now I did hear

00:11:35that Kevin Durant was unhappy and wanted to be traded yes and so I think that if

00:11:39you're Kevin Durant and you're on those Suns you want to leave right tune in to

00:11:43Wednesday's part of my take where we actually will have the inside scoop on

00:11:47Kevin Durant's possibly being traded I hear he's unhappy people gonna think we

00:11:51have him on the show we had him on the show I think that's I think that ship

00:11:54has sailed yeah LeBron would want to be traded to the Suns well he wants he

00:11:58wants all the Suns yeah he wants them all and he what he wanted that was the

00:12:01one team that brownie was allowed to go to oh really yeah it was the Sons of the

00:12:05Lake would they have to change the spelling of the name I don't know but he

00:12:08uh he's ended up on the Lakers it's crazy yeah I what other we've got a

00:12:13all-star game snubs yes now if I'm a baseball player and I get snubbed for

00:12:17the all-star game I'm secretly excited about it because at least you get to go

00:12:20have like three days where you don't have to work yeah although it's probably

00:12:23pretty cool I mean it's it's such a I always think with the all-star game in

00:12:28baseball it's a short enough time that you'd probably just rather be in the

00:12:31all-star game because it is three days you know if it was a full week I'm like

00:12:35yes not me every time we have a problem because Christian Yelich might be

00:12:40returning to form and he is in the all-star game which makes me very

00:12:43nervous that he's going to potentially compete in the homerun derby and he's

00:12:47got an axe to grind no one drafted him and where is the all-star game this year

00:12:51I know but I'm asking Max because he loves I was about to say it so yeah I'll

00:12:57just let Max say yeah yeah you were I know you were about to say it Hank

00:13:00obviously yeah Boston it is not Boston come on it is in Max can't even Google

00:13:07it Max I thought you knew it you don't know where it is Max this is embarrassing

00:13:12dude everything's bigger there it's oh it's in Texas yep globe life is in

00:13:17globe life yep okay uh we'll have to look and see how that does for lefties

00:13:23yeah listen he said what three home runs in the last couple games yeah so it's

00:13:27just it's a small sample size well he might have taken it personally that it

00:13:30wasn't drafted in dinners only you can suck my ass yeah we might have to tune

00:13:34in tune in soon uh we'll have to stream that that will be quite some streaming

00:13:40eating each other's asses no watching Christian Yelich potentially making us

00:13:44do a stream where we eat each other's asses yeah this is gonna I'm calm I was

00:13:49so I'm confident he was washed he still is washed I like I like Christian

00:13:54Yelich a lot he's a friend of the program been a friend of the program for

00:13:57a long time but dude don't do it you're gonna get hurt again your back's gonna

00:14:00hurt oh is Pete Alonso gonna be in it Pete Alonso with the home run derby yeah

00:14:05is the worst it's the most he is the biggest loser in sports when the home

00:14:10run derby it's one of my my all-time all-time meatball sports brain takes

00:14:16that when Pete Alonso gets talked about potentially for being on the Cubs I'm

00:14:21like I don't want him he cares too much about the home run derby he did he gets

00:14:24laser focus he meditates backstage yeah he goes into like a little panic room by

00:14:29himself in between rounds and just focuses and visualize home runs that's

00:14:33and the home run derby isn't even that fun anymore no they're changed it did

00:14:37they have fun they made it fun they refunded you fund it are they doing what

00:14:41are they doing they are doing I think it's swings now right or it's no it's

00:14:46the same way initially I think it's still like two and a half minutes but

00:14:49head-to-head either but then they get five I think it's four extra outs after

00:14:55they do the we got a look it up we got sure that's I'm pretty sure that look it

00:15:00up home run derby rules I'm pretty home run derby used to be like the best night

00:15:04of the summer yeah it was so awesome I loved watching the home run derby the

00:15:08old rules made it so the problem with a new home run derby is you don't get to

00:15:12appreciate each dinger because the next dinger is already yeah well the last

00:15:15thing is in the air then you have to watch this the score bug to see if the

00:15:19last thing or went out or not yeah all right uh it they didn't really change it

00:15:23I I disagree with my own statement it's still three uh it's still three minutes

00:15:30yeah I don't like I'm pretty sure they get additional outs though yeah but who

00:15:33cares about additional yeah that's not our problem we want I wanted to go back

00:15:36to I want to go back to 10 outs and guys taking balls over and over and what the

00:15:4210th the 10th ball is worth too yeah you could just sit there and just marinate

00:15:46in it watch the dingers fly not oh who can hit the most dingers that oh this

00:15:51one lands before the next one or this one doesn't land before the next one's

00:15:54even hit Josh Hamilton Bobby Abreu there are no there and they did change it's

00:16:00not head-to-head until the final until the semifinals which I like that better

00:16:04that's a little bit better so just be the top four three-minute round 40

00:16:09pitches one timeout three bonus outs yeah the bonus outs don't do anything

00:16:13now was it three minutes with 40 pitches last year or was it just three minutes

00:16:18or oh yeah you might be right you might be right cuz that's I think that's better

00:16:22some good podcasting I feel like we're getting back in it's like training camp

00:16:27for us we took one week off I know personally I spent an entire week just

00:16:33saying put your shoes on and then watching Paw Patrol so my brain is mush

00:16:37I haven't talked to like adults for like a real meaningful conversation in a while

00:16:42but yeah I feel like in your sick PFT I'm sick I also spit the last week just

00:16:47negotiating with street vendors oh my friend best press my friend yeah in

00:16:52Greece I love Greece they don't pay taxes Greece they don't know that's why

00:16:55their whole economy did taxes in Greece and this is this could be I paid a lot

00:16:59of taxes while I was this could be totally made up but as far as I know and

00:17:03this is based on a Twitter thread I read a few years ago in Greece taxes are

00:17:09optional and then their economy just crumbles every like 10-15 years they're

00:17:14like hey we should probably start paying taxes their soccer their club soccer

00:17:18teams should be a lot better than if you don't have to be taxes that's how that's

00:17:21how you get all the good players I think they might charge foreigners taxes but

00:17:25the actual Grekians they don't they just it's a it's kind of like a leave a tip

00:17:31or not yeah they're like oh should I do my taxes you know I'm not gonna do it

00:17:35this year I I love Greece it was a great place but I just kept thinking about

00:17:38Stavri when I was over there yeah also shout out Stavri gave me a great

00:17:41recommendation and go get a euro in Athens and I showed up and I was 10

00:17:45minutes late and it closed oh no so I'm wait very bummed out about that oh how

00:17:49do they close the euro shop? well let me let me tell you a little story about how

00:17:53Greece works nothing opens until like 11 a.m. because everyone stays out until

00:17:57like 2 30 a.m. yeah and then they open for lunch for like two and a half hours

00:18:01and then they don't open again until like 7 or 8 p.m. I also had a guy tell me

00:18:05yeah you'll make it there by about 7 in the afternoon yeah oh that was weird

00:18:09yeah that is weird all right I looked I just I just googled it yes currently

00:18:13more than half of Greek households are exempt from any personal income tax okay

00:18:17that rock feels like a lot and it you can also yeah how do you get on the bad

00:18:2250% I don't know how to make a lot of money probably I think it's a cultural

00:18:27thing just like earn your stripes you well it's I don't know if it's a

00:18:32I think it's just seniority I don't know I don't know no I think it's a I think

00:18:36it's a cultural thing because I this is a very funny headline did Greeks fail to

00:18:41pay 89.5% of taxes they're just like if that's actually genius if they say what

00:18:46if we just all didn't pay taxes they can't audit everybody right that's I

00:18:50think it's cultural yeah that's good yeah all right stick it to the man yeah

00:18:53yeah they just a lot of them just they do it as optional I think we should

00:18:58probably take that yep where were we oh I'll be on that for years and from the

00:19:03front great tangent great great MLB all-star game all-star game yeah that's

00:19:07it always happens when we talk about like non-football sport well it is in

00:19:11this week what time step this is baseball talk in this week of sports

00:19:15it's always like the all-star snubs which the reason I wouldn't mind being

00:19:19an all-star snub is because they would say you get your own day where people

00:19:23are just mad and they're lobbying on your behalf so yeah that's right it's

00:19:27like an afternoon and you also get you have to be the number one snub I know

00:19:30that the Mets fans are mad because Nemo and Lindor my guy Christian Walker

00:19:35Dingers only legend he went back-to-back nights hitting two home runs both nights

00:19:41he got snubbed Christopher Sanchez Jordan Westberg shout out the O's who

00:19:48got who got snubbed there Max Christopher Sanchez even though the fit

00:19:52like the entire oh something is a Philly's pitching someone asked me to

00:19:56ask you Max have the Phillies won a series against the Braves this year

00:20:00they've played twice they're playing tonight they were they gonna win tonight

00:20:05I want you to ask that person the last time the Braves beat the Phillies in a

00:20:07playoff series okay I will also since we're talking baseball how did the how

00:20:12did the team pug end up we got slaughter ruled in the playoffs we only had a lot

00:20:19of our team was traveling for the 4th of July so it is great but everyone who's

00:20:22in town went right everyone except for Max Max went to 12 baseball games last

00:20:26week couldn't miss the game on Tuesday because he had to go on Monday Wednesday

00:20:31Thursday and Friday Max is doing load man I went I went in our team got

00:20:35slaughter ruled well Hank didn't even show up to the start of the game I was I

00:20:39started the game oh no man were you you let the boys down I let the I told the

00:20:45boys I wasn't gonna be you told you gave him a notice that you're gonna let him

00:20:48down I think Garrett Stubbs recognized me oh yeah already yeah we did I think I

00:20:54think we mentioned we yep cut this wait what we didn't talk about this I think

00:20:59we did max max yelled at the Phillies said let's go Phil no no this is

00:21:03something different oh right that's what we talked about yeah this is different

00:21:07Max had got a wink so we're on the dug okay nice so we're on show number two in

00:21:12a row of max screaming at Phillies and maybe they reckon oh I don't know what

00:21:15we met him this time did he or did he I was did they or did they not recognize

00:21:19max I honestly don't know this is now two shows in a row because he looked at

00:21:24me gave me a nod winked and then he and then he started going like this and

00:21:28saying drive the boat or like are you driving the boat and I was like what I

00:21:34couldn't picture what he said oh yes he thought you were Hank yeah I think he

00:21:39thought I was Hank yeah oh he's got duck boat or maybe the duck or yeah I thought

00:21:45yeah or maybe I thought maybe he was referencing the story of the of the beer

00:21:49Olympics got it I don't I don't know I think he was saying to be a real shame

00:21:55if you crashed your boat yeah maybe it was not you yeah yeah which is not so

00:21:59the Phillies think that you're Hank that's cool that that hurt is that a win

00:22:05for hey yeah and smart by them they're like they see a guy and they're like

00:22:12that guy's somehow related to PMT oh it's Hank yeah well your hair grew back

00:22:17real fast Hank yeah that's that's tough and you're sitting with a little baby

00:22:22bib in the booth right now having to go through is because you texted me very

00:22:26excited you said we're back well yeah I didn't really understand he was getting

00:22:33slaughtered Max was getting winks that were for Hank kinda yeah who from the

00:22:40Phillies is in the all-star game it is Bryce Harper Trey Turner Ranger Suarez

00:22:48Zach Wheeler Matt strong no Castellanos Castellanos is not Castellanos in the

00:22:53home run derby would be awesome because it'd be just tragedy after tragedy after

00:22:57tragedy happening somewhere yeah Alec Boehm also Hoffman what's that Hank

00:23:03like a bombing somewhere yeah yeah it would be it would just be the worst

00:23:07terror like a terrorist attack happens a terrorist attack slash like tornado

00:23:11like World War two yeah yeah sharknado happen all these things happen at the

00:23:16same time okay what else that was great MOB talk boys it was really good I

00:23:23really dingers only Scott going hot and heavy right now we're we're off and

00:23:28running NHL free agency sure I said my piece I think the Blackhawks did a good

00:23:35job I think my take caps it a wonderful job as well fires celebrity he's doing

00:23:41stuff I think he signed his contract yep that's cool also hockey hockey should

00:23:48just go away for like a month no I wasn't gonna be my take I was thinking

00:23:53about it there are some jerseys and I like the jersey in general but the San

00:23:59Jose Sharks like they had a picture of him in the Sharks jersey I was like this

00:24:03isn't a real franchise it looks kind of like a 1990s video game yeah it's like

00:24:08let's make a let's make a franchise I don't know you just put on the well the

00:24:12Ducks the Ducks kind of had that vibe going for him when they were the the

00:24:16Anaheim Mighty Ducks yeah and then they just switched it up and now they look

00:24:19like a real hockey team yeah so good luck to celebrity he's gonna be great

00:24:24um yeah I'm trying to think what other what other big stories with Michael

00:24:29Rubin's white party that was cool yeah we were there no one except the people

00:24:33there we were definitely there so sick that was so sick man Joe Burrow was

00:24:39there was he yeah he had a he had sleeve a sleeveless like white button-down

00:24:46shirt good for Joe and we'll get into this with Joe when we talk to him but

00:24:49going into the interview I was a little worried that Joe's gone Hollywood on us

00:24:53yeah you said that to me before yeah I was a little bit worried I can confirm

00:24:56that Joe Burrow still as cool as he ever was yeah he's not Hollywood he's the

00:24:59man cool Tom Brady got picked off by DeMar Hamlin on the beach oh really okay

00:25:04let's cuz we're we're doing some loose podcasting right now there's not a lot

00:25:08going on in the sports world we're come back player of the year next year for

00:25:13DeMar well we're feeling our way back into the podcasting game how how long is

00:25:21DeMar Hamlin gonna get invited to these things I think if he plays his cards

00:25:25right for a long time forever yeah okay good for him I'm not judging him it's

00:25:28just like I saw him pick off Brady I was like oh shit is that DeMar Hamlin

00:25:33yeah oh he's there okay and Grant Williams is my favorite like just pops

00:25:37up at all these parties I don't know how that he just he must like wash the

00:25:42dishes or something after like he helps out around the house I have no he

00:25:47doesn't get a straight invite he's like Ruben like Rubens like oh yeah

00:25:51Grant you can come can you can you like just park a couple cars before and then

00:25:56you're at you're welcome to come in maybe someone's plus one yeah yeah who's

00:26:00he dating I don't know yeah he didn't get a tribute video yeah he's getting a

00:26:04white party invite everybody at the white party should be somebody that gets

00:26:07a tribute video but I like I like the Grant Williams there just because it's

00:26:10very funny to see him pop up and DeMar good for him just keep keep doing it you

00:26:15think Tom let him pick that off I don't know I feel like Tom Brady was pissed

00:26:19yeah I feel like anytime Tom Brady has a football in his hand he's like am I back

00:26:23yeah like am I am I gonna do this these make fun those are the VP of the

00:26:28Players Association so maybe he's just a great who people person I don't know

00:26:32Grant Williams oh is he yeah oh okay so that might be why yeah um wait so who's

00:26:38the president is that Chris Paul I think so no it's CJ McCollum I think oh yeah

00:26:42yeah yeah that's right that's right that's right yeah that that white party

00:26:46that was cool that was I was really really cool so in all honesty I think

00:26:50this was the first time that the white party happened that I thought to myself

00:26:54I I never ever want to be there no I because it was also like what you'd if

00:27:00we were in that we would know some people but I think we'd get a lot of

00:27:04people being like those guys are way too ugly to be here yeah I would definitely

00:27:08stick out I would probably be asked to leave the second I stepped in yeah and

00:27:11I'd spill I'd spill on myself instantly it's and it's a white party right yeah

00:27:17so there's there's no chance that you would be able to say it was in bead there

00:27:21oh yeah oh of course Meek Mill was there holding the uh trophy Drake looked sad

00:27:27I saw one picture he kind of looks sad yeah he's he's gotta have going for worst

00:27:32summer ever Drake yeah well he had the video uh Kendrick Lamar's video for not

00:27:36like us came out and then while he was at well he was at the white party which

00:27:40is and then everyone's watching the video while he's at the white party and

00:27:44then Demarjor Rosen came out when the when the Kings introduced him to not

00:27:47like yeah so it's just gonna that song is just gonna be around for the entire

00:27:50so probably much longer than that yeah so I don't I don't know what he's gonna

00:27:54do about this yeah good for the white party I don't think I'm bead was there I

00:27:58don't think so either because he should be yeah he's been but like Kevin Durant

00:28:01and Devin Booker were there Kevin Durant got hurt well I know the white party

00:28:06happened before he got hurt oh fuck so when did you think they did the white

00:28:10now we do speaking speaking of white parties we've got an update here from

00:28:15Chet Hanks oh yes white boy summer was created to be fun playful and a

00:28:20celebration of fly white boys who love beautiful queens of every race anything

00:28:24else that it has been twisted into to support any kind of hate or bigotry

00:28:28against any group of people is deplorable and I condemn it I hope that

00:28:31we can all spread love to each other and treat each other kindness and dignity

00:28:35love Chet Hanks oh you know it's serious when he ends up with Chet Hanks not

00:28:39Chet Hayes yeah so don't get it twisted people trying to co-opt white party

00:28:44yeah white boy summer was supposed to be positive white white white boy summer

00:28:48yeah that's yeah don't don't take it away um I don't think I beat was there

00:28:51anymore okay was Tatum there oh yeah he brought the trophy he did because he

00:28:56doesn't have aura if he doesn't have the trophy gotta bring it yeah that's

00:29:00actually sad like the fact that he brought that as a heck you have to admit

00:29:03the fact that he brings the trophy with him everywhere he goes he's like yeah

00:29:08it's me that's different the Stanley Cup is different he's like a guy who gets a

00:29:12puppy trying to get a chick yeah I mean if you guys want me a championship you

00:29:16do the same thing it's me remember I mean Jason Taylor I would never bring

00:29:20the trophy anywhere ever yeah you wouldn't like follow the trophy around

00:29:25that's the Stanley Cup got it different got me also you can that's the best

00:29:30trophy in sport can drink out of the Stanley Cup what do you use the NBA

00:29:33the Larry O'Brien for a giant dildo you think anyone's ever brought around the

00:29:37Lombardi trophy people don't just bring that around absolutely that's not like a

00:29:40traveling trophy no the Stanley Cup is the only traveling trophy that's a fact

00:29:46I also don't think that you guys are arguing that you guys have aura like if

00:29:50if the argument is who has more aura big cat or Jason Tatum that is not a good

00:29:55sign for Jason Tatum yeah and also I yeah yeah yeah yeah but the fact that

00:30:00you that you're walking into a party with the NBA championship trophy it's

00:30:04like hey remember me guys yeah hey to finish off the baseball talk there is no

00:30:08worse trophy than than the World Series that trophy yeah thanks yeah it's a bad

00:30:12trophy that trophy's just literally like hey how can we make a trophy that looks

00:30:15like it's gonna break at any moment the coolest part about that trophy was when

00:30:19George Costanza dragged it around the parking lot and it broke everywhere I

00:30:22was like yes that's what I want to see that trophy do it really is it's it's

00:30:25really a blowout when you go from like the Stanley Cup to the World Series like

00:30:29the World Series trophy the problem with it is it it looks cool if it's in a

00:30:34glass container but to actually celebrate with it you can't celebrate

00:30:39with it right I can't do anything you're gonna fall down and hurt yourself with

00:30:43it yeah you're gonna break one of those flags I would say the crystal ball that

00:30:46they used to have for for college football yep great trophy that was a

00:30:50great bring that trophy back that was a great I'd put that at power ranking

00:30:53number two actually we should do a Mount Rushmore I think we have trophies yeah

00:30:59but just be like you get one pick okay you want to do impromptu okay all right

00:31:04I'll go first Stanley Cup Lombardi Larry O'Brien low man oh good pander pick

00:31:12that was a good pander pick yeah that was a good pander pick memes

00:31:19meme is panicking world's you have World Series still there memes

00:31:23World Series still there memes would a gold medal work no not a trophy not a

00:31:27trophy World Cup without like a rivalry trophy like yeah Paul Bunyan yeah yeah

00:31:31yep that's a good pick oh we could actually do this avian all right we'll

00:31:36do this do this at some point yeah no we absolutely could do this uh okay

00:31:42anything else before we do who's back of the week I think we covered all the

00:31:46sports I think we got everything yeah yeah uh all right let's do who's back of

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00:33:07Hank who's back of the week my who's back of the week is is wild okay shout out to Jake

00:33:13I saw a very no I saw a very wild stat today speaking of golf uh uh don't what are you gonna

00:33:20do okay go ahead this is wild well we'll be the judge of that is it what is your stat about

00:33:30living oh okay I thought you were going to talk about that stat that's going around that's very

00:33:35mean that just has every single Chicago sports team ranked this past year and they're all in

00:33:39last place I wasn't I I'm pro Chicago I want Chicago sports to be well it's a very uh it's

00:33:45uh Bears last NFC North Bulls fourth Central Division Cubs last NLC Central or NL Central

00:33:53uh Blackhawks last Central Division White Sox last AL Central uh 3-7-9 combined winning

00:33:59percentage interesting they don't have the draft order on there though that's true number one pick

00:34:05Bulls had the 11th Blackhawks had the second anchor you don't address the necklace

00:34:10oh yeah I got my uh my Jalen Brown necklace it uh I'm bio streaming chemicals into my

00:34:19you know insides without having the side effects of things like caffeine so I get all the effects

00:34:24of them you don't like coffee it uses small uh musical frequencies to activate the cells

00:34:30is that the buzzing we hear it's nanobots no okay but yeah it's awesome all right so what you

00:34:35should get one pft love it do want one very much can I get a hit of it you want some streams you

00:34:40look like honestly it looks cool it looks stylish kind of like a dog shock collar though yeah dog

00:34:46shock collar uh yeah it looks like some type of um I keep thinking it's a visor that you're going

00:34:51to put on the in the picture on the thing like they had in the brochure they had a lady that

00:34:57wore like this I don't know how you tighten it but she had it around her head like a visor

00:35:01oh your hair grows fast I think it does yeah let me get a hit let me get all right so what's your

00:35:05stat it's not the insult stat yes I got I saw everyone tag me saying don't let me see this I

00:35:10saw it many times for the last three years each winner of the John Deere classic has stayed in

00:35:16the same rental home in Illinois whoa officially the trophy house Davis Thompson Sepp Straka JT

00:35:23Pauston how do you get this over your head in the same in the same exact place same rental home

00:35:31holy shit that's wild right that is wild big tournament a lot of big field we're pretty

00:35:37random golfers that was about life what you said it was about life the stat that's wild

00:35:45wild I said golf oh golf so how much is that oh yeah I think you said life and but you meant to

00:35:50say golf I think you said living yeah I think you said living and you meant to say golf or living

00:35:54in the house I don't know no I think you life is golf synonymous for living living is golf

00:36:00if you can't screw that up and yeah I don't think if you can't play golf but I believe you said

00:36:04life living and you meant to say golf and like you said it's about living yeah so you're like

00:36:08if I can't golf then I die yeah true uh but that's wild that is wild how much do you think

00:36:14they're gonna be able to sell that house for next year I mean yeah how I don't know how the bidding

00:36:18process goes for getting that house but if you're playing in the john deere and you're not trying to

00:36:22get it right now whatever you can to get in that house you could win it you could win john yeah

00:36:26rent it right now for next year man I'm fucked up off this necklace I'll look into it yeah it's

00:36:31good stuff right you're probably feeling much better yeah I'm feeling how excited are you for

00:36:34this uh golf tournament we're going to throw my balls now I'm gonna be sick I'm very excited

00:36:39also we're not golfing I had to break that to Hank today no I thought you were well no this

00:36:46was about a video I thought at one point you were golfing I knew I wasn't no they thought you were

00:36:51golfing and we were filming so the the Tahoe the chill week uh we've always wanted to go to this

00:36:56tournament there's like a ton of people we want to interview it's going to be awesome um but so

00:37:02when we were setting this whole thing up the American Century uh celebrity golf tournament

00:37:08people have been super super nice we're like so pumped to be out there they asked us if we wanted

00:37:15to play in the pro-am and they're like what are your handicaps and I think we made the right

00:37:20decision we're like this is a bad idea because there's going to be a lot of people standing

00:37:23around and we might kill someone yeah that that was our big nervous moment we were thinking about

00:37:27doing the pro-am thing with Brooks last year at the live tour where there are going to be people

00:37:31that are potentially standing on the sides of the t-box yes and that's bad yeah so we're not

00:37:36golfing but we will be there I think we're caddying for a couple of the guys we're going to do some

00:37:41videos we're going to get some awesome interviews for the AWL some like really awesome ones I'm very

00:37:47excited about a bunch of them are we allowed to take like celebrity shots maybe we can have the

00:37:52celebrities we can ask I think I've seen I've seen people do it well the problem is I don't know

00:37:57what the vibe like I think guys really want to win this like our I thought the stuff you guys

00:38:03are doing is like the practice round we are is not like it's not like still I want to win but

00:38:08mm-hmm Blake Griffin takes golf very seriously yeah I don't think he wants oh did you guys see

00:38:15um I saw a TikTok account they're bringing back honking in people's backswings and it's so

00:38:21fucking oh I love that yeah jackass jackass when they bring the air horn up to the golf course

00:38:25the guy I love it so much I watched an hour of these TikToks the other night just guys getting

00:38:31so angry okay and they would just they would honk in the backswing and then someone else from the

00:38:38foursome would stand up and they would just like kind of fake them out and they would still honk

00:38:42in their backswing and then they drive off I used to do that when I was just driving by the golf

00:38:45course in my hometown when I was like a teenager just got my car I would just drive by the golf

00:38:50course every hole I would just lean on the horn because what are they going to do yeah they can't

00:38:54chase you you don't think it's funny Hank no you don't which sucks because it's very it's funny

00:38:59it's so funny it's so funny like why can't baseball players they swing when people are like

00:39:05honking and making noise and whistling in their backswing all the time why can't a golfer do it

00:39:10I think people were cheering the whole time that'd be one thing you can get used to but the

00:39:14the silence oh this sucks you are probably the same guy that said it's not cool when people

00:39:18post videos of them running over their friends with the golf cart those videos are funny those

00:39:23very funny right honking in a backswing is funny yeah yeah yeah I he does he still he doesn't think

00:39:30it's funny it's funny but I don't want to say it's funny then it you know it happens to you

00:39:32it's not funny because you don't think it's oh if it happened to me it'd be funny it'd be like

00:39:35remember when I was shooting free throws and and uh the kid just yelled out the window Hank that

00:39:41whatever patriots fucking suck yeah I missed my free throw and it was funny yeah that was a very

00:39:47moment yeah okay pft or who's back my who's back of the week is Archie Manning yeah Archie Manning's

00:39:54back uh this was I believe on Tuesday of last week Wednesday of last week the uh clarion ledger

00:40:01posted an article and a tweet and it said Archie Manning Ole Miss football legend dad of Eli

00:40:07Payton grandfather of Arch is 75 yeah everybody thought that Archie Manning was dead I 100% did

00:40:14when you read that headline you think is dead at 75 and then you go back and you reread the headline

00:40:20and you don't know what the fuck they're talking about with this like why is this an article yeah

00:40:25you have to assume that Arch's 75th birthday is today no when you read that plot twist it's not

00:40:32even his birthday he turned 75 on May 19th yeah so for some reason they just decided to write an

00:40:39article about his age his best life accomplishments how you know him and then just ended the sentence

00:40:46they I guess they've been doing this oh this this one newspaper yeah and then Florio uh

00:40:54like took him to task big time like spider-man meme yeah so uh Florio has never pronounced anybody

00:41:02dead Mike Florio announced that Terry Bradshaw died 12 years ago listen it's the Kevin Durant

00:41:08clickbait game it is what are you gonna do you gotta get the clicks so but it was a very it was

00:41:13a very funny headline because everybody thought that Archie Manning was dead for a second 100%

00:41:17thought he's not dead and listen I don't want to get into talking about John Cena he did announce

00:41:22that he was retiring from wrestling in the ring um but it would be cool if you were Archie Manning

00:41:26just you'd probably get some people saying nice things about you and they're like oh shit he's

00:41:30still alive yeah I stand by that take do you think that if we had John Cena on at some point in the

00:41:35next year which I think he's doing a year-long retirement uh ceremony if we're like hey like

00:41:41you think LeBron will retire he would say that's not funny to me I just some people just retired

00:41:46recently I'm going through that myself do we want to get him back on the show sure yeah John Cena

00:41:51absolutely yeah absolutely I I think John Cena is one of those uh guests that we have on every like

00:41:58four years just enough time passes that he just forgets that we exist and then he comes back on

00:42:05he's like oh these guys if he comes back on we will definitely ask him how cool it was when people

00:42:11thought that you were dead for a second yeah that is we'll run it back we'll run and we'll see what

00:42:14his react it might be totally different yeah because he well unless he has someone die yeah

00:42:18we got to make sure that everyone around him is safe yeah but I definitely want John Cena back on

00:42:22because yeah he is he's in that list of like I don't think he has any idea who we are although

00:42:28that one time he did want to fuck my belly button yeah um but it's enough time passes where he's

00:42:33like yeah I'll do this podcast he doesn't realize till he's in the interview where he's like shit

00:42:39these guys again he does so much media too that right there's a good chance that he might just

00:42:43forget okay we're gonna try to get John Cena on talk about his retirement come on the show John

00:42:47Cena yeah uh okay my who's back the week I have two one is Joey Chestnut still the goat so on

00:42:53July 4th I don't know if you guys watched I did not the Nathans I did not I did not they didn't

00:42:58have it on in Greece for some reason um the winner uh who listen I feel bad for the guy

00:43:04because he basically like he didn't ask for this he just went and won uh he had he ate 58 hot dogs

00:43:10Joey Chestnut in 10 minutes Joey Chestnut did a uh an event with the troops he ate 57 hot dogs in

00:43:16five minutes that's that's pretty good that's pretty impressive there's an asterisk around

00:43:20it was a burlatoni that one yeah I think so yeah big asterisk yeah I feel bad for him like he that's

00:43:26not his fault he just went and competed it does show but it sucks because everyone's like dude

00:43:30that's not real like Joey Chestnut is is the biggest thief of joy we've talked about the the

00:43:35Tom Brady's of the world the uh Patrick Mahomes's that have taken joy away from so many different

00:43:39good quarterbacks and good fan bases Joey Chestnut is like that for anybody that's ever eaten anything

00:43:45yes like you'll never these these other guys are great eaters in their own right and they'll never

00:43:50be known because they're not Joey Chestnut yeah no it's a fact um all right then my other who's

00:43:54back is uh I guess blowing up spots I don't know if you guys saw this headline but the Daily Mail

00:44:00on July 4th I'll read a headline we'll just read a headline together meet Derek Blasberg

00:44:06Hollywood socialite accused of fleeing Gwyneth Paltrow's Hamptons home after catastrophic diarrhea

00:44:13who counts Jeff Bezos and Demi Moore as pals so basically Gwyneth Paltrow got on the phone with

00:44:18the Daily Mail after this guy left and said I want you to put an article about how bad his diarrhea

00:44:23so I don't know if it was Gwyneth Paltrow because the whole article basically says this guy is so

00:44:28connected but he's not like a A-list people don't really know who he is and apparently this the

00:44:34diarrhea was so bad the story just like word of mouth got back to the Daily Mail it's crazy but

00:44:42he got yeah look uh he first of all he blamed he tried to blame Ozempic which is so funny that

00:44:49he's like oh I had Ozempic diarrhea the internet was whipped into a frenzy last week when a blind

00:44:53item in a popular gossip newsletter claimed that Goop founder Paltrow had been faced with cleaning

00:44:58up someone's Ozempic induced diarrhea at her home insiders later told Daily Mail Blasberg once

00:45:04described as one of showbiz most well-connected men was the culprit and that he had conveniently

00:45:10blamed the incident on the popular weight loss wonder drug before allegedly fleeing the property

00:45:15and then it goes on to say uh it's not Ozempic that's just what he told everyone the insider

00:45:20said before revealing how the secret made its way through the Hampton set ready for this

00:45:24Gwyneth told Oprah Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld and Larry David and then it went from there

00:45:32somehow through the grapevine to so this guy's diarrhea was the talk of the town this is crazy

00:45:38so this guy Derek Blasberg he has he has interacted with Gwyneth Paltrow in the past online they're

00:45:44friends they're friends and he's saying they're saying now it was not Ozempic related no they're

00:45:50saying it's not Ozempic related and then it basically became the talk of the town in the

00:45:53Hamptons and then finally it ended up on the front page of the Daily Mail on July 4th just

00:45:59blowing up this guy's spot uh yeah he the guy is the the guy's weird they talked about uh Gwyneth

00:46:07Paltrow meeting him for the first time and Paltrow admitted she had questioned if Blasberg was simply

00:46:13a professional hanger on when I first met him I was a little dubious I was like are you a professional

00:46:19best friend of celebrities and why are you everywhere at once what's your deal after 10

00:46:23seconds I fell completely in love with him sounds like she just fell for the professional hanger on

00:46:29she admitted like this guy is a professional best friend of celebrities oh my god I love him

00:46:33this guy's got diarrhea in my house this guy's got 245,000 twitter followers I would and now

00:46:38he's just diarrhea guy now he's diarrhea guy like you could do everything you could you could have

00:46:42all these friends you could write I think he's a journalist you could write a book but you do

00:46:47one bad diarrhea in Gwyneth Paltrow's house you're diarrhea guy Derek Blasberg diarrhea maybe if this

00:46:53Derek Blasberg guy is such a good friend to celebrities maybe it was somebody else's diarrhea

00:46:57and he's putting his hand up and taking the blame for it you know I'm saying like I don't know man

00:47:02like if what if it's Gwyneth's diarrhea and he's such a good pal I think he's like to just tell

00:47:07Oprah it was mine but I think I think he is the exact like that would be a normal thing for a

00:47:14regular person to do but if his job is to be a professional hanger on you you have to be like

00:47:19diarrhea could ruin my whole career you don't want to be known as the guy that you can't invite over

00:47:23to your house he's got diarrhea and now he's diarrhea guy like forever has he made any comment

00:47:29about this no but I really want him to because I was thinking about it more sounds like a notes app

00:47:33I think there are definitely some crimes that you could come back from faster than diarrhea in

00:47:40Gwyneth Paltrow's house yeah I mean Marion Barry was arrested for smoking crack and then he got

00:47:45elected mayor of DC any like small drug paraphernalia yeah um don't drink and drive

00:47:51but a DUI like Justin Timberlake is that that's gonna be a blip on the radar he's not gonna be

00:47:55DUI guy uh I'd even say robbing a bank is kind of cool tax fraud yeah all these things you can

00:48:02definitely bounce back faster than diarrhea and Gwyneth Paltrow's house and she had to clean it

00:48:07up she had to clean it up herself I'm gonna go to a group founder Gwyneth Paltrow I'm gonna go to

00:48:12his website and see what he advertises here I mean if I were him I would just put on my own website

00:48:17which is Derek Plasberg.com I do not have diarrhea right not I the diarrhea is fake news there was no

00:48:23diarrhea and if there were diarrhea it was ozempic diarrhea because that because it's clear he's

00:48:31ashamed of it if he's blaming ozempic this this sounds like which is also just kind of a fuck

00:48:36think about that it's like a fucked up just comment on our society that the guy was like oh

00:48:42it was he's not even overweight and he's like yeah it's the weight loss drug I'm taking that

00:48:47caused the diarrhea and no one was like hey why are you doing that they're just like nah dude that

00:48:52was your diarrhea this guy also might be paid by Manjaro true to say that ozempic gives you

00:48:58bad diarrhea that Gwyneth Paltrow will tell Oprah about it true and it's it's pretty fucked up this

00:49:03story because then they just had like pictures of him and his partner and like their two kids

00:49:09being like Blas Blasberg welcomed his two children a couple of years ago and it's the name of his

00:49:15kids and in the diarrhea article you can also have diarrhea and then not make somebody else

00:49:21clean it up that's that's the bad part yeah are we thinking just real bad stained porcelain like

00:49:26no oh I assumed that it was in the bed that he shit the bed I think he shit the bed I don't

00:49:32think this was a bathroom thing I think this was a bed he crapped in the bed and then Gwyneth had

00:49:38to clean it all the way to the bathroom and then he just left he hightailed it out of there man

00:49:44Derek come on the show yeah please come on the show we won't call you we'll introduce you as

00:49:48diarrhea guy that we will not call you diarrhea guy after that we'll call you DG Max you have

00:49:55a who's back uh not really Caleb Martin NASCAR Caleb Martin also Anthony Anthony Edwards being

00:50:03being the best yeah yeah the clip where he said he's the number one option yeah that was a team

00:50:08NASCAR is back though we went to the race it was awesome it did rain um also had one of the

00:50:15weirdest uh interactions Hank and I did so we were at this thing beforehand PFT that was like

00:50:22a bunch of like athletes celebrities whatever uh and which are always fun when it's random like

00:50:28super bowl party when yeah it was very random bumping into people it was random like we

00:50:32bumped into like Dana White was there I was like can we go to the total chaos yeah um

00:50:36but anyway we see Stephen Coletti from Laguna Beach fame and we're like we gotta go we gotta

00:50:43go say what's up yeah I got excited before we could even say what's up he went up to Hank and

00:50:48was like hey Hank that's cool so he's a PMT listener oh shout out him sorry he was a PMT

00:50:54list until I went up to him and I was like hey what's up man he's like hey big cat and I was

00:50:59like hey just so you know I'm a J guy and he was like okay that like I I dated Kristen Cavallari

00:51:07like 20 years before and I was like yeah but I wanted that clear that I'm a J from the get-go

00:51:11it was so awkward he was a good sport about it but uh it was awkward that was uh that was such

00:51:17a moment in time yeah the Laguna Beach era I just listen I'm loyal I'm a loyal guy yeah I'm

00:51:23loyal to my guys that I mean obviously there's a lot of interactions we have a lot of famous

00:51:27people but it's always the people that you know when I was younger like when I watched Laguna

00:51:31Beach I was like 11 so walking past him and him being like what's up Hank yeah I literally thought

00:51:36it was a different person I thought this was Stephen but the fact that he's talking to me

00:51:39means it can't be Stephen Stephen if you're listening to this right now I apologize uh

00:51:45I had to do that I have no regrets but I apologize for making it awkward thank you for listening

00:51:50you're a cool guy you're also a very good looking guy we also were told this is not our finest

00:51:56moment uh someone told us that uh CT of challenge fame was there and Hank and I both just started

00:52:03like going around like like like fucking drug dogs looking for him everywhere where is he where

00:52:11didn't find him no couldn't find him couldn't find him I kept hoping like I was walking being like

00:52:15is he the guy that got backpacked he'd know oh come on I don't know I never watched he's sick

00:52:23I never watched the challenge he's sick did CT get no CT backpack Johnny Bananas oh I thought

00:52:29Johnny Bananas tried to eat Adam's brains oh I thought that I thought Johnny Bananas backpack

00:52:34CT there one there was one season I got ball sacked there's one season where CT was just

00:52:39he clearly I I don't think it was the right headspace he didn't want to be there

00:52:42and he just beat the fuck out of the smallest guy within like the first five minutes of the season

00:52:47and got kicked out he's like I'm gonna eat your brains you know it'd be good Mount Rushmore's

00:52:50Mount Rushmore of uh like celebrities that you had when you were younger that are just definitely

00:52:55not really celebrities to most people yeah no it's just CT is yeah CT for sure celebrity that

00:53:00the the beer games made me think about that show and how like what we did for the beer games was

00:53:06similar to those shows where they would just get fucked up but like it would just all play out

00:53:10yeah they would like imagine like because those fights and like yeah you know those scenes where

00:53:14you're watching like how are these guys saying this and how is this happening every night they're

00:53:17getting thrown in the pool they just buy them with alcohol yeah yeah and they're just like

00:53:21they're they basically and then wake up and go do a challenge they put them in a house drunk again

00:53:26no cell phones no tv unlimited alcohol go it's a pretty easy formula it works every time no

00:53:32board games never they're never playing like scrabble in the last uh interaction we had uh

00:53:37the beef with joey logano is still on good yeah joey slogano yeah so i went up to him and i was

00:53:41like hey we you block me on twitter uh will you unblock me he's like well what's your pitch for

00:53:46unblocking me i was like i actually don't have a pitch if you unblock me i'm just going to tweet

00:53:51are you still watching

00:54:00so if you feel like you need to not unlock

00:54:04no i don't really care i'm just more asking but i'm not going to take it back

00:54:08he doesn't care but he doesn't care if you know but if you well

00:54:14if you unblock me i'm going to call you

00:54:16instantly what are you going to do yeah that's it okay so i'm not going to unblock you it's like

00:54:21that's fair who was the nascar driver that came to the studio uh like a month and a half ago was

00:54:26it chase yeah that sounds right was it chase he just won the cup yeah chase yeah so we were playing

00:54:32golf with him in the simulator and i don't really know that much about nascar so make it small talk

00:54:36i was like you know joey logano he's like yeah i was like how much of a dick is he in real life

00:54:40and he like chuckled i was like i hate that guy that's his like closest teammate yeah oops

00:54:45hand up they are but he is slow he is the thing about joey logano slowly he's fucking slow and i

00:54:52am blaney ryan blaney and i told him i said to him i was like hey when you're in your car today

00:54:58just think about how slow you are slogano he is slow and he was dead last for a while because

00:55:02he's slow because he was thinking he was like damn i am slow that that that that big cat guy

00:55:07was probably right he probably doesn't know my name but he that guy who came up to me and asked

00:55:10me to unblock him he was right he's slow he's very slow but shout out nascar we had a great time we

00:55:14got to walk around the the pit row uh they're they do a great great job and they were very

00:55:20welcoming what do you say hank no it was just a cool it was a cool big event and in the city it

00:55:26was like yeah it was awesome they were driving the same streets we drive yeah they were i was

00:55:31driving the street on friday and i was like look i saw the the fences on the side were you doing

00:55:34were you doing turns it's like i think i'm on the nascar track yeah it is fun to pretend that you're

00:55:39driving nascar oh talking to people in the pit also news that i got we have apparently we have

00:55:44two race simulators in this office that are yet to be built what yeah i thought that we couldn't

00:55:50have simulators in this office hank yeah i thought they were too big i thought we were getting one i

00:55:56think we're getting one i think we might be delivering yeah we might be getting one back

00:55:59what the fuck two spider was like we got to build it but i'm so excited for it if we get a massive

00:56:06if like you know the u.s air force wants to do a partnership with barstool yes yes and we will

00:56:11yes i will i will sign up yeah i'll enlist in the air force if they if they install it back

00:56:17right now no take that back take that no no no i want to be very clear about what i'm saying

00:56:21if they install like a real world f-22 raptor uh flight simulator in this office i will enlist in

00:56:29the air force take that back right now what are you then gonna drop out i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna

00:56:34go awolf am i what oh yeah you might be too old i don't know what the rules are shit i'll try to

00:56:41enlist i'm tall enough i don't know yeah i don't know if you're i think we might be too old i don't

00:56:47think they'd take us anymore that's kind of why would they yeah why would they because i'm an

00:56:52excellent pilot oh this is weird on my flight back from greece we land and then the the pilot gets on

00:56:58the speaker right and he goes uh i want you guys to notice that awesome landing that was just pulled

00:57:04off by our uh our captain our co-captain on this flight he's my son oh this was our first father's

00:57:11son flight it was like a little lebron brawny yeah a little nepotism oh no you're good you got

00:57:15three years okay there we go if we get an f-22 raptor flight simulator in this office i will

00:57:21enlist in the air force has to be full they take 39 year olds 17 to 42 air force fuck yeah army's

00:57:2917 to 35 coast guard 17 to 41 yeah dude if it flies it dies okay let's get a simulator yeah we

00:57:38have a we have a racing simulator coming up marine 17 to 28 that makes that makes sense that makes

00:57:43sense um okay let's get to our interview with joe burrow this interview is brought to you by body

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00:58:12created okay we now welcome on a very very very special guest one of our good friends you can't

00:58:19tell this uh history apart my take without this man it is joe burrow cincinnati bengals uh

00:58:25quarterback first of all great to see you joe it's been too long yes i actually want to compliment

00:58:31you at first because uh i think it's i think we haven't had you on since 2022 so before we do

00:58:38interviews i always try to like look and see if someone's on another podcast you basically only do

00:58:44this podcast you did one other done i've done one other podcast yeah but i have gone off the

00:58:51podcast train for a while yeah you're ride or die i think i've done your guys podcast

00:58:57this would be the third time this would be the third time yeah um and i think i've done a total

00:59:01of four okay so i just want to say i see it and i appreciate it very much welcome home yes absolutely

00:59:06yeah also i want to compliment you i don't know if the cameras caught this but right when the

00:59:10interview started joe fixed his hair and then and then that the thing the thing fell down naturally

00:59:15does your does your hair thing fall down naturally it does yeah i get out of the shower i push it all

00:59:20back and then that thing goes right there it goes rogue that's very cool yeah so we were going to

00:59:24interview orlando brown before you we didn't get a chance to do that so i'm going to ask you the

00:59:28first question i was going to ask to orlando brown that's okay yeah uh has joe gotten to hollywood

00:59:34now that he's in fashion shows in paris um some might say i've gone hollywood i went hollywood

00:59:43for a week and now it's time to walk in yeah so i think i'm allowed one week of hollywood

00:59:49if that's yeah i think so i actually respected your answer when you said i'm trying to get out

00:59:52of my comfort zone a little bit yeah try something new it's definitely out of my comfort zone is that

00:59:56just mean that that is in paris that's just wearing suits with no back is that what that's all the

01:00:02above man you think it's all the above are the bros gonna be wearing backless suits i think so i

01:00:06think backless suits are in good i'm in i'll wear i think you guys should wear backless suits yeah

01:00:12for some whatever event if you guys have next takeys if yeah maybe the takeys sounds good it

01:00:18doesn't even have to be it can you just cut it back out of a suit you don't even have to like

01:00:21make it yeah yeah just cut it it is showing your range that you were what was that was it paris

01:00:25fashion week it was it was vogue world fashion show yeah and now it's part of my take yeah two

01:00:30of the the highest of high class yes i agree high society yeah wait so what happened when you

01:00:36showed did you know you're wearing a backless suit i showed up and they gave it to me and i

01:00:41said sure okay that's that's cool yeah have you uh been roasted any group chats with the boys

01:00:46i've been roasted in just about every group chat i could possibly be roasted in yeah yeah

01:00:51but you did look cool when you did it i did look cool and i was fully prepared for all of the

01:00:56criticism and roasting i knew was coming my way listen i'm just gonna throw this out there if you

01:01:01ever need us like we could be like a tag team party tag us in you just throw us in your group

01:01:05chat for like a day and we just roast back and then you can kick us out i'm all for it yeah yeah

01:01:10you don't even have to say who it is just like bring in a new number and then let that person

01:01:14go to town until they kick us out backless suits are in i don't know if you guys are

01:01:19losers for not realizing i'm with that big time um all right so i read a report uh that you are

01:01:25they that you are bigger and stronger than in years past correct you are yes how much bigger

01:01:31and stronger 10 15 pounds ish okay yeah stronger stronger how do we quantify that yeah you tell

01:01:39me how do you want me to quantify you look so strong how many push-ups can you do i haven't

01:01:43done any push-ups with my wrist this year okay all right all right fair bad question by me squats

01:01:49um yeah i can squat a little more how much stronger do you feel i feel a lot stronger

01:01:55like if you were 100 strong two years ago what are you now 120 strong that's good joe burrow

01:02:02so that's a headline right there joe burrow feels 120 strong there you go that's good yeah there was

01:02:08there was a moment a couple months ago when i feel like half the internet got tricked and they

01:02:12thought that you had really long i know i wish i had that hair yeah i don't have the patience for

01:02:16that hair yeah i was like do these people not see pictures of joe burrow where they know that

01:02:20his hair was never in like that in between phase i think he just showed up one day with a with like

01:02:24a beetle's haircut yeah i would have i could have got some extensions i guess but that was

01:02:28pretty sick mullet yeah it was it did look good i was at the star wars haircut yeah yeah yeah it

01:02:33was good but i was also shocked by how dumb people online were to get everyone felt like

01:02:37legitimate news breaking nfl accounts were like wow look at this new look lots of lies about me

01:02:41out there i would say yeah what do you think the biggest lie about you is um well i had a bunch of

01:02:47people hit me up this week asking me if i was turning 30 this year oh and that's just not even

01:02:55close how old are you 27 okay yeah because this happens to us people call us 40 and we're actually

01:03:0139 and a half it's completely different so it's way it's crazy people do that to you i wonder how

01:03:06that rumor got started did you know that joe burrow is 30 yeah i don't know i probably it's probably a

01:03:11rival fan base because i've been thinking about uh like jordan love i i obviously hate the packers

01:03:16but i've been thinking about just saying jordan love is about to turn 30 because he's like he's

01:03:19about i think he's in his fourth year he's in my class yeah right so i think i could get away with

01:03:24that just being like yeah if you want to sign a guy he's about to turn 30 get away with just

01:03:28about anything on twitter these days yeah well also he went to school in utah in the state so

01:03:33some people might be like oh he probably went on his mission overseas right he's 32 years old right

01:03:38okay yeah jordan love is actually 32 years old wait so you're 27 when's your birthday

01:03:42december okay so yeah you're going to be 27 for the majority of the season yeah yeah that's pretty

01:03:46good you're still in quarterbacks come on 27 is i got a good 10 15 i would say left in me is that

01:03:53is that the plan like 15 years 15 42 see how the see how the career plays out until then yeah so i

01:04:00i uh saw an interview of you where you said that you were thinking about maybe trying to join the

01:04:04usa flag football yeah that'd be sick wouldn't it yes we need you because we just lost to japan

01:04:10who what the u.s lost to japan in what in flag football today no we didn't i think it was real

01:04:15football it was was it real football i think it might have been real football so the world's

01:04:18catching up so i think it was like 41 to 20 they kicked our ass yeah so that's real that's real

01:04:24yes i think so okay we also could use you in handball if you want to do that i'll stick to

01:04:29the football the football shaped okay because handball you dominate

01:04:32yeah i don't know the rules of handball but it's literally confident i could pick it up yeah you

01:04:36throw a goal it's water polo without yeah and and we have a long feud with the handball community

01:04:42because they're like you no chance could us win i'm like dude yes joe burrow could be an awesome

01:04:48handball player yeah if if all the best athletes just trained handball from when they were five

01:04:53right exactly like not even lebron and kd and miles garrett playing handball yeah they actually

01:04:58call traveling in handball so lebron maybe not but yeah miles garrett i feel like that dude could

01:05:02do just about any sport oh i got i got the biggest lie told about you um people use you as the nba to

01:05:09nfl nfl to nba debate they're like joe burrow could drop 20 because i think you might have said that

01:05:14um i could spot up in the corner and hit some threes yeah okay i'm not guarding those guys

01:05:19and i'm not dribbling and they're gonna steal it from me but i could play with lebron and stand in

01:05:24the corner stand in the corner a couple threes yeah so if you have to bring the ball up it might

01:05:27be a problem that would be a problem defense i mean i could play great team defense okay but i'm

01:05:32like that's good any individual yeah i'm very confident in your defense yeah like i'll get

01:05:37everybody situated in the two three zone but all picks yes i'm like i'll be standing in the corner

01:05:42guarding the guy in the corner and then i'll go to the other corner and do my thing in that corner

01:05:47i'll just go corner to corner yeah i did notice that you got a small look in your eye when you

01:05:52when you found out that we lost to japan like i think you really want to play i think that's

01:05:56yeah i really want to play for the olympic flag football team yeah yeah it's gonna be awesome

01:06:00like me jamar justin now you're just naming your friends yeah me and my friends

01:06:08if joe's a guy that could be like yeah me and like my best friends could beat anybody in the

01:06:13world in football it's true which is a cool thing to say that's a very cool thing i think it'd be

01:06:16really cool yeah yeah i think you can do it i just we can't lose we can't lose the gold medal the

01:06:21first time that we have that in the olympics you just can't yeah you that would be embarrassing

01:06:25i i had another question for orlando here uh orlando who's the best quarterback that you've

01:06:31ever played for so he's played for lamar um pat joe and patrick homes joe time will tell

01:06:39yeah it's a fair answer i like that answer or do you think do you think people have forgotten about

01:06:44joe burrow i believe that yeah that's what happens when you get hurt though you don't

01:06:47play football people forget about you yeah which i kind of i like the spot you're in right now

01:06:51because i feel like i love the spot yeah like afc everyone's like oh well you know you know

01:06:56josh lamar and patrick cj stroud it's like you're forgetting one guy yeah i agree yeah but again

01:07:04that's part of the game you don't if you're not out there and people aren't watching you then

01:07:09there's nothing to talk about yeah so i'm gonna give people to talk about something to talk about

01:07:14this year well i'm excited about it i feel like the spot that you were in last year must have

01:07:18been tough for you because you i don't know how involved you were with the team as you're on the

01:07:23sidelines but being in that situation where your team's playing meaningful games and you just want

01:07:27to be out there and you're just like chomping at the bit unable to be there i feel like that has

01:07:31to take a small toll mentally at least right yeah very difficult but i would say you know this

01:07:37injury was different than my previous ones because you know it was my wrist so i was like i couldn't

01:07:42throw and i couldn't do my job but i could still grind in the weight room and get all my workouts

01:07:47in and so my off season started you know 10 to 12 weeks earlier than everybody else's and so i

01:07:53think that gives me kind of a leg up on the year but definitely watching you guys go out there and

01:07:59play meaningful football is tough but uh i was excited for jake because great family great move

01:08:06by you great family you're sweet up yeah so that that was a great i'm not using it so why would

01:08:13i not give it to him no you did america a favor that was one of those moments where we forget that

01:08:17we actually have a big podcast because we we complimented jake's uh lovely girlfriend and then

01:08:23i was like i wonder if he's a fan and then i he's i saw he followed us i was like hey man

01:08:27great game he's like yeah i'm a listener okay no we were we were very nice yeah we're very polite

01:08:33appropriate okay but that was nice of you to give him the sweet i'm sure yeah yeah why not so um we

01:08:39talked about this before we sat down but uh this is the day after beer olympics i mean big catter

01:08:43sweating out core's light right now we're replenishing with body armor which is great

01:08:48very hydrated um but every time we interview it feels like we are at death's door the first

01:08:54time we definitely were well maybe not quite because i was still feeling pretty good from

01:08:58the night before yeah but we weren't yes you remember pft's question that went nowhere

01:09:05i was actually trying to remember that on the way over and i was like

01:09:07how awesome was it that this year you just like beat every team and you just destroyed every team

01:09:13but in the true spirit of that i asked hank to write a question for this interview because he's

01:09:17hurting hank is like a hundred times worse than we are right now and it took hank an hour and a

01:09:22half i had to remind him constantly like hey you got to get a question to me took him an hour and

01:09:26a half and this is the question that he came up with and it's not even a question it's just like

01:09:32joe burrow likes to sit crisscross applesauce yeah it's comfortable so that's that's next

01:09:36question that's hank's comment yeah so you like crisscross applesauce i'm pro yeah i that's how

01:09:41i've always kind of sat it's just my external hip rotation is probably better than most okay i don't

01:09:48even know what that means crisscross applesauce is comfortable for me so like when we're sitting

01:09:51like this does this mean that we have good external oh yeah you're probably crisscross

01:09:55applesauce guy i could be i just sit like this because you don't look like you don't look like

01:09:59a crisscross applesauce i just want people to think i have big balls so i can't like this

01:10:03but i can sit like this so you can i just let everyone know what do you think about that guy

01:10:06right there max yeah that's how he sits crisscross applesauce yeah he looks like a sumo wrestler

01:10:11he's our little big baby it's great uh i what i said at the start though was true the the we can't

01:10:16tell the the story apart in my take without joe burrow because that was i would say one of the

01:10:21funnest interviews we've ever done yeah and one of those moments that like we point to them as we go

01:10:26through our history and we're like that was a big break that was a big break but getting to interview

01:10:31the heisman trophy winner national champion six hours after you won a title yeah so i want to

01:10:38thank you and also would you do the same if you ever win a super bowl yeah lock down nice work

01:10:43we can that was good i got that i got that i got that yeah i did love how how in that interview

01:10:48coach o was still in coach mode and he was like walking around the hotel lobby like screaming

01:10:53at players that they're going to miss the bus yeah and they're like we don't care if we miss

01:10:57joe was not letting anybody miss the boss yeah do you still keep in touch oh hell yeah yeah he's

01:11:02down and he's living in miami right now doing his thing yeah but uh yeah we stay in touch he's

01:11:07great friend by the way i did a bad job of asking that question will you come on part of my take

01:11:11the morning after when you win a super bowl sure yes okay i said if yeah yeah when you win a super

01:11:18yeah when you win a super bowl sounds better i feel like maybe this year we'll just pencil that

01:11:22yeah okay you don't have to say that nor we could stay an extra day in oh new orleans

01:11:26joe's he's oh my god it's perfect i don't even know if that's the right word what a storyline

01:11:31yeah uh yeah so i i was also trying to think because we need to we need to figure out how

01:11:36to recover better as human beings um from nights like last night and i remember reading something

01:11:43that you go to bed every night at 8 p.m during the season during the season during the season

01:11:47so in the off season you stay up later as a treat yeah well you don't watch monday night

01:11:51football i do watch monday night football but i'm in bed oh oh so you're gonna bed but you

01:11:56don't go to sleep i don't i don't watch the full game i'll watch like the first half okay i am

01:12:01asleep probably by 9 30. yeah okay yeah because in the fall that would make more sense i was

01:12:05thinking that in the springtime it's like it's fully light outside you can't go to bed i'm i'm

01:12:10up i've got some gaming nights that i have yeah yeah off season i'm enjoying life a little more

01:12:16i'm always jealous of people who can go to bed early it's like a superpower i mean i'm pretty

01:12:20dang tired during the season yeah but still it is a superpower because even if i'm tired i'm like

01:12:25i gotta squeeze the last hour out of this day doing nothing yeah and then it hurts me on the

01:12:30other side definitely hurts you in the morning football season's tough for us too yeah but we

01:12:34can't go to bed early yeah so it's probably harder on us than it is on you maybe way harder um what

01:12:38would you say to ohio state fans that try to claim you um i didn't play football there i mean

01:12:46practiced football there but a lot of practicing i did a lot of practicing and lifting you

01:12:51graduated i graduated i i would say i usually tell people that i went to school at ohio state and i

01:12:57played football at lsu that's good i like that i got a lot better from practicing at ohio state

01:13:05but i didn't get to play so i don't really say that i played there that's a fair answer i still

01:13:12have relationships there that to this day that i care about um in that building but i didn't play

01:13:18there yeah lsu is your playing home yeah yeah do you feel anything when when michigan plays ohio

01:13:24state not not as much as the lsu rivalries i would say yeah yeah you never lost to michigan

01:13:30right no we were we were three and oh when i was there yeah so interesting and very interesting

01:13:35never lost to michigan maybe that's what ohio state fans you can't claim joe burrow but you

01:13:38could say we never lost with joe that's true yeah uh is jamar chase open right now he's always open

01:13:44always open yeah always open are you is there ever a moment where he's like dude i'm opening like i

01:13:49got it i got i understand please stop telling me i get it no i love when receivers come and tell me

01:13:54that they're open because if they're open that usually means they are so i'm gonna try to throw

01:14:00them into the ball yeah yeah yeah but he is so he's always open i mean yeah for the most part

01:14:05yeah if he's coming to the sideline and telling me something i'm gonna listen to that guy and i'm

01:14:11gonna throw him the ball yeah because it usually works yeah yeah that's how we work on this podcast

01:14:15i'm big cat's always open i'm open so i can i can kick it right now to big cat and i can be like

01:14:20yeah hey joe remember when you said that uh players should taunt i agree with you why can't i don't

01:14:25really understand always open i think if you're getting paid to play football you can taunt i'm

01:14:32all for not taunting in college and high school but once you get paid to play i think we should

01:14:38be able to taunt and nobody's gonna get their feelings hurt like we're all big boys we're

01:14:45gonna be okay yeah and if you're in the locker room and you hear the stuff we say to each other

01:14:50in there it is a million times worse than like pointing at a guy and being like ha first down

01:14:56yeah yeah that's the part i think a lot of the media misses is like a locker room when you go

01:15:02through the trials and tribulations of a football season like it's it's not a regular you're not

01:15:07going to a nine to five work job yeah and i always get upset with the anti-taunters where i'm like

01:15:13you're asking these guys to put their bodies on the line play a super physical game an emotional

01:15:19game and none of these guys know how long their career is going to be why can't they get the most

01:15:25out of it in every way i agree and there you don't see all like the little interactions that

01:15:30you have with other players throughout the game that can kind of build tension and so like people

01:15:37are talking shit the whole game that you don't see and so when you make a play on that guy

01:15:42just like if you're playing backyard basketball and somebody's talking shit to you

01:15:46you're gonna taunt that guy if you score on him yeah like i'm gonna taunt somebody if he's

01:15:51talking shit and then i go make a good play and i'll give you a quick story

01:15:56so when we won we beat the chiefs in 2021 in the fc championship i posted a picture

01:16:01cardiac glasses i won't even peek at you little baby shout out little baby and then the next

01:16:06year chris jones gets a sack to basically clinch the game and he runs up to me after

01:16:11and yells cardiac glasses i won't even peek at you yeah and i was i just smiled and like

01:16:15tapped him up i was like you got me that's awesome i love that shit right like why not

01:16:19yeah when angel reese did that to caitlin clark that you can't see that's great you use somebody's

01:16:24own taunt against them that's good yeah that's awesome yeah yeah it's like sports is all that's

01:16:28why that's what sports is all about right that's why going to texas sucks because everyone's just

01:16:32gonna horns down like that you just open yourself up i don't know why they get so offended it only

01:16:37makes it worse yeah it only makes it worse because it's like it makes us want to do it even more

01:16:40yeah this bothers me okay horns down again they they like had the big 12 write it specifically

01:16:45into their rule book yeah that's we can't do horns down that's weird they're doing horns down

01:16:49and we played them yeah and i feel like in the sec i i have an idea that the sec is not going to

01:16:54cater everything towards texas football correct big 12 used to i sure hope they don't ban horns

01:16:58down and yes yeah now when a receiver spins the ball after making a catch now that's taunting

01:17:04arrest that guy throw him out of the game that was the funniest when roger goodell was like the

01:17:07spinning of the ball is now a 15-yard pimp yeah dude shut the fuck up that was when was that

01:17:12it was i feel like 10 years ago yeah remember when uh randy moss fake moon to the crowd

01:17:20to this day oh yeah oh yeah he gets mad when we bring it all disgusting yeah he admits that that

01:17:26was like his his biggest misstep in the booth he really regrets saying that but it's very funny

01:17:31that his biggest regret is like making fun of a guy taking his pants off yeah i think

01:17:37i might maybe if i get a rushing touchdown this year i might bring back the fake moon

01:17:41that would be awesome it's got to be on the road though that would be awesome yeah yeah yeah do it

01:17:45against pittsburgh okay oh do it again oh speaking of pittsburgh well yeah hold on i had one question

01:17:50about the taunting real quick i heard you say once that you don't you won't start the shit talking

01:17:55but if someone shit talks to you you'll you'll go back at them yeah i don't usually start it

01:17:59have their brain games where they're just no one ever shit talk you yeah definitely does that not

01:18:05like do you do you find yourself missing like a little edge yeah it's not quite as fun right

01:18:09without shit talk i wish shouldn't have done this because now people are going to just never shit

01:18:14talk you you might have to change your policy you might have to start shit talking the thing is i

01:18:18don't sometimes i don't know what to say first yeah like i'm not great at like coming up with

01:18:25shit talk to say on the fly but if somebody says to me then i can i get my wheels turning a little

01:18:30bit yeah yeah yeah i mean in at what point does the line cross between just like saying oh yeah

01:18:36after play and then shit talk yeah well if if i start it and then they don't say anything back

01:18:41to me i kind of just feel like a dick yeah and because it's got to be a two-way street i can't

01:18:45just be out there like spouting nonsense to the world yeah i would say yeah i got a very important

01:18:51question for you do you have aura i don't know what that means yep yes dude he has a perfect

01:18:57answer to it joe burr's got the you have the aura okay yeah whatever you say yeah you say i got it

01:19:02i got it you're doing it more yeah there's even more aura you're getting out or you're spitting

01:19:05out aura at us right now okay stop that's too much aura yeah no i think i think joe's one guy

01:19:11that you can say in the nfl that's an aura guy you know it when you see it right jaden daniels

01:19:17aura yeah i would agree yeah you like jane daniels i like he's gonna be a good quarterback i think

01:19:21he's gonna be really good i like his motion oh i like that did you see his elbow though

01:19:25there was a picture of his elbow he had um i don't know if it was bursitis or whatever

01:19:29it was like all funky look but i'm excited to have him because i always i always go back to a

01:19:34miami dolphins washington football team two-point conversion back the year before you were drafted

01:19:39yeah and if we had lost that game we would have drafted joe burrow to the washington commanders

01:19:45yeah and that's a big sliding my life would have been so awesome your life maybe not so great

01:19:50um just i know you don't like that field i got hurt on that field yeah yeah and i don't like that

01:19:55that field has been the site of a lot of major injuries what are your thoughts on that uh the

01:20:01field needs to go yeah i'm anti that i remember the grass being great so the grass is good but

01:20:06sometimes they do this thing where they just spray uh kitty litter down on it and then they

01:20:11spray paint the kitty litter yeah they do that in pittsburgh all right jerry come on over pit

01:20:17sometimes the pant the college team pittsburgh plays on saturday and then we get there on sunday

01:20:22and we're like what's all this sand right yeah i guess it's kitty litter yeah kind of hope it's

01:20:27not but low class low class field low class organization jerry i said it but if you're

01:20:33ever interested in coming to washington we'd be we would love to have you all right jerry so jersey

01:20:37jerry diehard steelers fan he said he has two questions he said the third question he couldn't

01:20:41ask yeah i'm not gonna ask the third one okay i just don't think it'll fly okay let me read it

01:20:48you have it i think oh you deleted it okay you can type it when you go back

01:20:52you're whispering to me whisper to me real quick

01:20:57no you can't ask that question okay ask me ask me i'm protecting you yeah

01:21:03here we go and thank you pft and big cat for flying me out here for this

01:21:07when you played you were with us yesterday we didn't fly you specifically

01:21:11at home yesterday i know but you were with us and we flew them out yeah

01:21:14all right joe when you play the steelers can you feel tj watt's presence on the outside and if so

01:21:20what does it feel like yeah i can definitely feel tj is a unique player in this league there's no

01:21:27other defensive lineman that i have to treat like a db like i have to be conscious about

01:21:34where he's at because he's just gonna jump up and catch it yeah and there's nobody else that

01:21:41can do that so would you say he's like is he more of a threat than miles garrett you would say i mean

01:21:46i'm not gonna i'm not gonna fair fair he just goes around miles that's the different fair you have to

01:21:52be alert for him in the past game which is very unique i would say i love the compliment i love

01:21:57i am jerry's question was literally what's it like feeling tj watt behind you yeah

01:22:06my last question is that's actually a good question i think okay would you rather win

01:22:10the super bowl this year you play like shit in it but you never play football again or go to the

01:22:16super bowl for the next five years you lose every time in the super bowl but you win five straight

01:22:21mvp awards oh wait he can't play football after he wins the snow i'm wanting careers done one and

01:22:27done that's it so it's fucked up but it's the next five years and then i can continue to play after

01:22:32that no no no no you're saying he's done playing done playing football for good but you go out

01:22:38wait it's not like nothing happened but if i win five straight mvps and then

01:22:42i could go out the sixth year and win the super bowl yes

01:22:49tough one that is tough it's basically guaranteed super bowl have to retire at 28

01:22:54or 31 nobody doesn't have to know he doesn't have to retire nobody's 30 i'm gonna i'm gonna

01:22:59bet on myself in that sixth year and take the i love that i love that good answer yeah thank you

01:23:04that's a good answer oh do you want to do you want to game with him what games do you play

01:23:09no i don't play call of duty come on too many there's too many like i'll hop on there i'm a

01:23:14right shield guy oh my god those are the worst guys so i can't i can't shoot with anybody on

01:23:21that game because i'll hop on like once every couple weeks and everybody's already grinded

01:23:25like 38 straight hours yeah i get they know all the camping spots and they know all the head

01:23:30glitches and so i get killed like i get spawn killed and then i just get demoralized and i

01:23:34don't play but i haven't been playing this one because i got to level 55 and then there's an

01:23:41unlock challenge to unlock the right shield yes and i can't do the unlock challenge to

01:23:45unlock the right shields and then i gave up fair but would you game with jerry if you guys would

01:23:49you game yeah all right love that all right you'd game with them yeah 100 okay so i asked that

01:23:54specifically because before we got here i said uh are you gonna ask joe if you if you'd game with

01:23:59you and and jerry said i'll never i'll never game with a bengal no and then the minute he's in front

01:24:05of your face he's like he's like oh yeah i'll game with you it's it's that tune changed very quickly

01:24:12he was like adamant like i'll never game with joe that's wrong what other games you play

01:24:17really the only game i'm playing right now is we my friends and from home play pro clubs on fifa

01:24:23okay um star wars battlefront 2 i've been playing a little bit that's kind of it yeah

01:24:29is that like what you do to unwind used to be not much anymore yeah are you getting more

01:24:35comfortable being famous i am i think it's very difficult yeah sometimes but i'm starting to just

01:24:43like not really give a shit anymore which i think is good um and it's just a very odd

01:24:54life and so i'm starting to just starting to be a little more open because it came

01:24:59it became exhausting to try to keep as many things private as i wanted to yeah uh so i'm getting

01:25:06better at yeah i mean i i can sense that you are it's also i always like appreciated that you

01:25:12kind of were open you're like yeah being famous is weird because a lot of people are famous like

01:25:15this is the best thing ever it's like it can't be the best thing ever so i wear sunglasses indoors

01:25:21because i'm a people watcher yeah and now when i people watch everybody's looking at me so i make

01:25:27eye contact with everybody in the room yeah and that is just the weirdest thing yeah yeah then

01:25:31that is weird like every time you look around you get that like jump in your stomach of yeah

01:25:35like why are you looking at me over there yeah that's why we're dying the corner too

01:25:39yeah we get that we get the people people watch us yeah i we we have you have infinite more fame

01:25:45than us ours is more like what's that freak doing yeah he should not be here the best way i ever

01:25:49described it is every bar we ever walk into is a gay bar just for us that's it yeah every dude

01:25:56turns around every girl's yeah i i do i do empathize with women and understand what they

01:26:00must go through yes yeah i'd say the same thing i sometimes feel like a hot chick yeah yeah yeah

01:26:06because everyone just guys are just looking at me yeah bro's here yeah you're like yeah

01:26:10but in that equation you're like a new york 10 we're like a indianapolis 5 sure yeah whatever

01:26:16and the girls in our situation like who are these losers yeah i would imagine the girls in your

01:26:19situation like joe burrow we marry yeah a little different yeah it is weird though when you talk

01:26:24about fame i don't think that the human brain was ever set up to have millions of other people have

01:26:31opinions about you no right so there's nothing in human history where millions of people could even

01:26:37know your name and now you've got like enemies you've got haters you've got people that love

01:26:41you that have never met you and it can be very very overwhelming to be able to process that

01:26:46and the fact that you've reached the point where you realize you understand i don't have to give a

01:26:50shit about any of this is a big thing yeah it's a it's a cool step to make also you're not that

01:26:55active on social media i don't think yeah i don't that helps really enjoy that very smart i'm

01:27:01starting to be a little more active i would say because i was pretty active back in the day like

01:27:07in high school i would make some like funny tweets or some funny vines take a picture in a

01:27:12cleveland calves jersey yeah like something like that it's a great picture um and so i'm starting

01:27:18to do a little more of that because i kind of enjoyed that but i just stopped because like

01:27:22social media is weird when you're in my position yeah um because no matter what you say everyone's

01:27:27like oh that's like don't be a group of people like yeah what the fuck yes but uh i would also

01:27:33say i can tell i can see why some people go crazy yeah especially like people that get famous when

01:27:42they're like 12 or like 13 or 14 yes and i empathize with that yeah yeah i mean i think

01:27:48that also your perspective is probably a lot based on your path because you went to ohio state and

01:27:54you weren't the starter and you got to live that and then you you know obviously blew up at lsu but

01:28:00you got to see both sides where if you had gone to ohio state and was a heisman trophy winner your

01:28:05first year but you might have a different perspective 100 yeah i wouldn't be the person i

01:28:08am today that's for sure uh i got to live the backup quarterback lifestyle back then and that

01:28:14was fun um got that out of my system and then i was able to walk in yeah yeah starting is a lot

01:28:19more fun a lot more fun i would love to be a backup though i would it seems like i mean it

01:28:23was pretty fun for a couple years i'd like to be a third string yeah i wasn't exactly you don't have

01:28:28to be that prepared yeah yeah right because you're really like if you get to the third string

01:28:32everyone's like well we're gonna suck anyway yeah i wouldn't say i was super happy yeah but i did

01:28:41have fun yeah i would say yes yeah yes and so when you say that you've been getting more active

01:28:46on social media i saw that you you did your first dump yes your first photo dump yeah uh which is

01:28:52big yeah that would be funny i'm gonna get more active on social media let people see my

01:28:57personality here's the shit that i took after eating that would be a dude's rock moment i'll

01:29:01just say you don't have to do it but if you do it i'll support it yeah 100 yeah but doing the photo

01:29:08photo dump is very powerful yeah i like we make the excuse we say like oh i gotta uh unload some

01:29:13memory on my phone so yeah here are all the pictures where i look the best that i'm gonna

01:29:16yes exactly that's exactly what it was and that first picture i was playing chess with a random

01:29:22guy on the street in france and i had him on the ropes and then i blundered my queen away

01:29:30and he dismantled me after that and there was an international chess master that was watching us

01:29:35right there and every move that i make he'd be no good he didn't speak and then i tried to like

01:29:40the first time i tried to ask him he's like no english and so he was just chirping me in my ear

01:29:44no good every time it was tough and you couldn't shit talk him back no i couldn't do it what didn't

01:29:49understand me is there anyone else who plays chess in the bengals locker room uh my friend cheeto

01:29:53he just went to tennessee okay he was he was always pretty good we used to play oh no is that

01:29:58gonna is that like a storyline we need to grab on to like joe burrow lost his chess partner

01:30:03yeah i did lose my chess partner that's bad so i'm gonna find a new chess partner i do have to

01:30:07find a new that would be a great way to have like that uh the matthew stafford cooper cup connection

01:30:11where they do breakfast every day like somebody on the team that wants maybe more receptions

01:30:15should learn how to play chess every morning me and joe play chess you develop this bond together

01:30:20yeah i'm with that i like that yeah that's a good way to do it or do you have any do you have any

01:30:24heroes right now because i remember when you were in college one of your heroes was delhi which i

01:30:28always appreciate about you matthew delved over but as you're at this level do you have like guys

01:30:33that you look up to in other sports still i mean i respect people's skills and what they do i wouldn't

01:30:40say have heroes though i think my perspective on that has changed a little bit now that i've met

01:30:47a lot of those people that were my heroes and they're just people and so i would say my perspective

01:30:54on that has changed over the last several years yeah yeah hey can pop quiz can you name who this

01:30:59person is zach taylor okay yes he knows his football i do know my coach there's probably a

01:31:04lot of people who don't i sure hope yes no i'm saying not not bengals but uh oh i feel like he's

01:31:10got an unassuming look that yeah i would agree with that when when like the national like public

01:31:15football fans like i know that guy's a coach zach taylor he's great i feel like maybe that's a part

01:31:20of the reason he doesn't get the respect that i agree i agree he needs a thing yeah i think that

01:31:25makes him stand out like i don't know an earring or maybe like a top hat or like a suit on the

01:31:30sideline he should swap names with his brother press yes because that would be a thing yeah

01:31:34like oh shit this guy's name's press yeah like i remember the first time i met press i was like

01:31:39what what do you mean your name's press yeah that's an interesting it's interesting that his

01:31:45their parents went zach yeah and then press i think they're like i didn't like that name let's

01:31:51do this one let's go crazy they're warming up i think they didn't have the confidence after you

01:31:55get one right and then you're like okay yeah we can get a little bit crazier with a play calling

01:31:59in the second quarter press taylor is a great dude but also a crazy name i agree yeah uh what

01:32:05do you think the perfect football schedule is in terms of weeks and bi-weeks how many games are we

01:32:11playing you tell me 18 18 gotta have two bi-weeks i like i think it'd be cool to do i've said this

01:32:17before in an interview like six games or like normal bi-week schedule that it is now like

01:32:23have it spread out but then like week 13 do like the pro bowl break where you're doing like the

01:32:29seven on seven and all the skills challenges like the like the nba does because i think that would

01:32:34get more ratings yes for the pro bowl yes and then it would also give everybody that bi-week

01:32:40going into like the last six games my big idea is uh especially now with the expanded college

01:32:45football playoff you do the week before christmas no nfl college football playoffs give everyone a

01:32:52break to go do their shopping yeah i'm with that yeah and then you get everyone reset the whole

01:32:57league is on a level playing field for the yeah and then you have guys that are injured that would

01:33:03be able to potentially come back and you want your best players yes out there as a league you want

01:33:07them in the last six weeks of the season you want your best players on the field so i think that

01:33:12would be a smart idea i think we fix football and then you get the you get the uh president's day

01:33:17monday after the super bowl off is that would that that would be that's what i was gonna ask

01:33:21yeah when would that super bowl then fall because that would be a challenge but that would be perfect

01:33:25perfect i also think that'd be just good for fans where uh you can just like take a weekend to be a

01:33:30normal human being right and not have to sit on your couch for 12 hours yeah we just we have to

01:33:34like do like a p maybe like an amber alert out to everyone being like uh just remember you don't

01:33:39have to say there's no football like i would just tell my wife i'd be like i'm gonna skip the games

01:33:43this week yeah no game because i love you i like that yeah she'd figure it out in two seconds i

01:33:49love you so much more than football so no football today no i'm gonna i'm gonna give it up you have

01:33:53to like pretend to check your phone all the time to look at the scores oh no i'll put this away

01:33:57i'll put this away yeah exactly like prop it up in the corner and like just play like youtube videos

01:34:03yeah right right um we also have a big idea uh in terms of outfits so you started to do some

01:34:10cooler outfits going to the game do you bring a losing outfit yes okay good because that was

01:34:18we've always had this problem where if you're gonna wear something crazy the game love it go

01:34:22for it if you lose the game you got to get into sweats yeah you can't show up to the press or in

01:34:26the right in the outfit if you play like shit you lose okay i like this yeah like cam newton who we

01:34:32like but he used to show up in the top hat after a loss yeah like maybe don't do that i think it

01:34:37depends on what i walk in with um i wouldn't there's definitely some that i wouldn't wear to

01:34:43the post game losing presser i would show up in my depressed sweatpants yeah what's what's the

01:34:48craziest thing you have i mean you probably haven't planned any output like what's the one

01:34:51that you've done that you're like that was i went out of my comfort zone i wore a this wasn't into

01:34:58the tunnel but it was on the plane when we were playing vegas in 21 i wore like a sweatsuit that

01:35:06had all these colors and crisscross lines on them with a dunder mifflin blue beanie and red

01:35:15and pulled it off i did pull it off yeah you did here's a crazy one you could do and this is like

01:35:20crazy fashion because i obviously wore the backless suit what if one week you just wore

01:35:25a t-shirt that just had me and pft's face on it with no back no back i'm with that that can it

01:35:32that could actually be that could be the losing shirt yeah

01:35:38walk of shame backless t-shirt yeah oh with your guys face that would be an all-time clip if you

01:35:42have to answer a bunch of like hard questions after a heartbreaking loss then you stand up

01:35:46and walk out does he not have a back on yeah oh what if you did backless pants

01:35:52now we're talking so that's yeah yeah you think you get maybe a fine from the nfl for that yeah

01:35:57i would hope so yeah that'd be worth it's like remember when lebron stood up from that press

01:36:01conference and he was in those shorts no i don't shoot shorts he had like a suit on but it was like

01:36:06shoot suit shorts and everyone's like whoa that was what you were wearing dude interesting yeah

01:36:10leg reveal for lebron yeah uh do you have does evan mcpherson have your number yet evan mcpherson

01:36:15has my number okay all right he didn't before he definitely had my number i texted him on draft

01:36:20night okay okay he said that he didn't he would and i mean it had to be a lie we gave him the

01:36:24business about that and he seemed like he was very insecure i'm sure he was lying so how quickly

01:36:28after a guy gets drafted do you reach out i try to reach out within a day is there is it undrafted

01:36:34guys too used to okay okay so you got to be like what about a seventh round are we reaching out

01:36:41yeah i try to okay okay undrafted guys get a burner burner cell phone just got my second phone

01:36:47so i'm just now getting into the burner oh nice that was smart yeah the undrafted guys yeah they

01:36:52have to they have to kind of stick around for a week or two before you can yeah as i'm getting

01:36:57older you know guys are coming in and out so much um it's definitely harder to remember everybody's

01:37:05names as you're getting older i would say yeah is the window open what does that mean you know

01:37:10what that means you're that badass quote man it's always open there it is you're like yeah the

01:37:15window's open if i'm here yeah i was like that is i mean awesome if you don't feel like that then

01:37:21why are you playing football right yeah right that's your life right now that's also one of

01:37:25those honest answers that then people are like oh he's so cocky he's like no he's honestly

01:37:30showing you his confidence i mean what do you want me to say like oh we got two years left

01:37:33and after that we're gonna suck the cap's gonna get tough we're gonna have to make some hard

01:37:39decisions you should say that be like our secondary's getting older we're gonna have to

01:37:43move some money around yeah it would be funny if when you uh you gave like an undrafted guy

01:37:49your burner cell phone number and then instead of doing like at college where they do the scholarship

01:37:53reveals you just reveal to him your actual number when he makes the roster yeah like on he's freaking

01:38:00out on the last cut day like go up and write it on the board like there you go everybody

01:38:03yeah that's it yeah there's the number oh congrats on beating the browns by the way that was in 2022

01:38:09we haven't seen you yeah and it was the only time you beat him that was the only time i've beaten

01:38:12them yeah what is it about the browns they're good man they got good players they're not that good

01:38:18and then they they just kind of have your number they got our number yeah miles i mean miles garrett

01:38:23plays a big part of that yeah their dbs are really good they got denzel greg newsome uh emerson over

01:38:30there and then their safeties are really good they got really talented players i'm happy you beat

01:38:35them though because that that's like the one thing and this is a fan's perspective i know you don't

01:38:40give a shit but you never want to have like a quirky weird stat like follow you around for a

01:38:46while i need we needed to get that one i'm hoping we get two more this year right it's like peyton

01:38:51manning won two super bowls never beat florida really yeah you never you i i you could say that

01:38:57any time just like never beat florida did you start four years yeah you never beat florida

01:39:01alex smith went like a year and a half without throwing a touchdown pass to a wide receiver

01:39:05yeah i remember that that was fun you got to get rid of those yeah you did that you got rid of the

01:39:09quirky because people are going to use those against you right sure they just throw it out

01:39:12there you never beat the browns which team do you like beating the most i mean any division team

01:39:17yeah any division team yeah stealing the chiefs is fun yeah burrowhead yeah do you like that

01:39:23nickname i mean i'm gonna ride or die with my guys so if they're saying it like i'm gonna go

01:39:28with it yeah but i don't would not say i would say that yeah but you would you would nod if i

01:39:34said burrowhead no you're not on my team we can't say burrowhead we can't say burrowhead it's low

01:39:41key facts we're not allowed to say burrowhead okay um i think it's burrowhead i i'd even this

01:39:45just popped in my head and we've had you know josh allen we actually had joe buck on after this but

01:39:51how long did it take after the demar hamlin thing for you to like for everyone to be like okay we're

01:39:56good we can play football again because that's definitely weird yeah i mean it got late in that

01:40:00week and i was like guys we were playing football right still right because like you don't think

01:40:04about obviously the story is the bills and demar and it kind of gets lost that you're also on that

01:40:10field yeah and in dealing with similar things yeah it was definitely a challenge i would say

01:40:15but fortunately he was all good and you know he's doing his thing now and i'm seeing him at

01:40:19all these events and always happy to see him because he's a great guy but that was that was

01:40:24a scary moment yeah for sure yeah and i it was like you and josh that really let everybody know

01:40:30like don't let's not play football right what did josh say yes josh said it was you and him i wouldn't

01:40:37i think it was more so our coaches that kind of made that decision but once we left the field i

01:40:44think it was a collaborative both teams were like what are we doing we're not going back out there

01:40:49common sense prevailed thankfully yes yeah um all right so uh i got a couple last questions

01:40:55it's been awesome it's great catching up with you how's your brother doing my brothers are doing

01:40:58great he's a big time pmt fan big time yeah he's actually he's the one that put me onto you guys

01:41:04back in the day he would we'd be he would come to baton rouge and we would like drive to new

01:41:09orleans or wherever we were driving he'd throw you guys on whenever we were driving dan right

01:41:13dan you have that guy dan burroughs the man yes he's the the connector of all this we have to

01:41:19thank dan yeah yeah he's listening to us right now dan thank you can't tell the story open your

01:41:24eyes you're driving stop he just got lost there for a second uh joe i got i got a product idea

01:41:32that maybe i know that you're getting into brands recently okay um is this going to be one of your

01:41:37good business ideas or when you're bad business i don't like the tone you just used there they're

01:41:41all my best one yet name one bad business idea i've ever had i mean the last time i was on i

01:41:47think you had a pretty bad one what was that you told me to go to xfl oh no no yeah that was ufl

01:41:53or whatever yeah no that was a private conversation joe and i had i was i was working i was working

01:41:58the phones before the xfl uh back in 2020 and i was like i i think i can get you like 50 mil

01:42:04guaranteed you should do that let me let me that was that was my worst business let me come into

01:42:09the support of of my co-hosts here uh the fact that you remember that means it probably wasn't

01:42:13that bad because it left a mark or the really bad ones do leave a mark no the really no anyone that

01:42:19sticks around you're like damn okay maybe there was some truth in that well that yeah that league

01:42:23lasted several weeks yeah you'd be as rich as you are today sure i was good i was gonna tie it

01:42:31into to body armor okay so i've been trying to invent this product for like 10 years called

01:42:37protein and it's a recovery drink and it's got protein in it but it also has alcohol in it so

01:42:43you drink it after the gym as you're pre-gaming to go out so the good and the bad even out it's

01:42:49a neutral no it's just too good you think alcohol is bad alcohol is good oh they're both good things

01:42:55how do you guys feel today i got a bad excellent terrible i retired i retired yesterday so so on

01:43:00the way over here i was thinking about protein and i was like you know what i do feel terrible

01:43:05right now so what if we eliminated the uh the alcohol it would be a good hangover remedy yes

01:43:11because a little hair of the dog with some protein that's true yeah if you do that in the morning

01:43:16afterwards i think it'd be good but then i was like what if nobody makes like sleep protein nobody

01:43:21nobody's weaponized sleep yet if we market like aggressive sleep and you drink a protein drink

01:43:28that also has maybe alcohol but maybe like melatonin knocks you out overnight your body

01:43:35recovers i like this right now everyone's wasting their sleep they're not getting better when they're

01:43:39sleeping casein protein that's what you drink before bed that is it casein it's the the slow

01:43:44absorbing stuff right so yeah you put that in there with whatever's in nyquil and maybe some

01:43:48booze yes okay you fall asleep and you wake up stronger every day you're pitching me like i'm

01:43:55like well you you got some money i do have some money and you got body armor on your shirt yeah

01:44:00you're an entrepreneur i am not i don't think i have no you got money you could just you don't

01:44:05have to be an entrepreneur you just have to say you're an entrepreneur oh really yeah bill

01:44:09belichick's girlfriend she's an entrepreneur philosopher yeah yeah you could just say you're

01:44:13an entrepreneur like i'm an entrepreneur okay ceo of life yeah so what do you think you taking it

01:44:20i mean probably not i would have to see like a little business plan

01:44:25we'll let body armor sort that out you hear you hear the word probably there yeah that wasn't a

01:44:28no it's not no that was a problem i think it's got legs but we'll see if not you can always join

01:44:33the xfl again okay they're back probably not all right i have one last question it's rowback

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01:44:49we start the only water we drink uh only drinks we drink in the office and everywhere uh i've

01:44:56seen you at ufc fights are you tell me your top two fighters right now i love that you're a ufc fan

01:45:02um alex perera he's fighting this weekend okay he's we're gonna air this after so give us a

01:45:07prediction very fun to watch he's gonna i think he's gonna win okay this will suck if this yeah

01:45:14are you going no i'm not going okay i'm my friendship was my traveling for the next month

01:45:22and now i'm good i'm locked in okay and then uh sugar okay sean o'malley he's electric he's fun

01:45:28yeah he's electric we've uh hung out a couple times he's a good guy oh nice yeah have you ever

01:45:33been in the tunnel of chaos what does that mean uh should we tell them about the tunnel of chaos

01:45:39uh i don't know if we can talk about it's a place in las vegas that you go and then you tell them

01:45:44how much money you want to win and then you win that amount of money oh well that sounds like a

01:45:48great time it's great and the real reason is you're just gambling with dana white's money oh yeah

01:45:54well then yeah bring me to the tunnel of chaos please yes yes we i mean he literally sits there

01:45:59and he's like i've heard stories of his legendary gambling yeah yeah he just gives you money he's

01:46:05like okay now that you lost all your money here just double it next and most places are like you

01:46:10gotta you gotta go if you keep doing that at blackjack but since dana i think runs that

01:46:14casino he's like here double it again yeah dana probably owns vegas at this point yeah he's doing

01:46:18okay yeah he's doing okay um are you any last questions no i think my last question was the

01:46:23business uh opportunity that he is probably going to accept yeah wait jerry come back for one last

01:46:28question i want i want you to uh not the third question not the third question not the third

01:46:32question but i know i know because this jerry's all he's been thinking about he's just walked

01:46:39right in front of the camera you could you can ask him what you think about what he thinks about

01:46:45uh your guy go ahead yeah honest opinion you're a quarterback russie does he still have some left

01:46:54in the tank yeah yeah i think so there you go it's that you sure because i say division rival

01:47:01i know but i say to everybody and they call me crazy like jerry you're you're crazy it's over

01:47:06russies you know i call russie russie's not gonna be good anymore time will tell i think he's gonna

01:47:15be really good oh no shit but like but you guys make me feel like oh jerry like you're crazy

01:47:21that's the great thing about football is you find you're going to find out in september who has it

01:47:26yeah true yeah prediction no prediction can you give me a prediction i think he'll be good oh no

01:47:31this is a separate question you can put you can put yourself your your team first if you were to

01:47:37predict right now the afc north you can pick bangles first who do you think how do you think

01:47:41the other three fall bangles first and then i don't care yeah that's the answer right now jerry

01:47:47knows you're a winner and he's upset about that yeah the aura is getting to you there's too much

01:47:54can i be honest yeah i'll be honest and i don't want i'm gonna be honest i never liked you

01:48:05but i'm sitting in the chair and i'm like

01:48:08fuck he's cool yeah that's the best so now i gotta if the stealers aren't in it i'll

01:48:13root for you okay but if the stealers are in it i can't okay that's all good you're cool yeah

01:48:19yeah all right he loves all the joe bees yeah yeah all right joe thank you as always you're

01:48:25the best and uh best of luck this year yeah thanks okay let's do the mount rushmore of

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01:49:46the worst he's the worst that fat fuck uh okay meat meat meat meat first pick i believe big cat

01:49:56does okay right do i not how many have we done three four three we can look this up yeah look

01:50:06that up let's get it right let's look this up uh well max is looking that up quick uh charlotte

01:50:11the stingray update she died oh yeah allegedly i don't think she's dead i think i think the

01:50:16aquarium they just got too much shit they got caught in their live by certain podcasters

01:50:20and then they after they said that she's not really pregnant then they had to pretend like

01:50:24she died okay so i was second last week the last one we did i was second so i'm first right

01:50:31yes okay yep and it goes clockwise yep so i'm last snakes back around okay i will go

01:50:40meat steak it's a good pick one one i love steak so much do you guys have any steak this

01:50:46past week i did a lot of steak i had a lot of steak today at nascar yeah you had daytime steak

01:50:51it's daytime steak is just always there for you yeah it's like and it's we'll get into more meat

01:50:58there's a lot of great meats but steak is that meat that i don't know if you guys feel the same

01:51:03way you say like oh i'm eating a big steak tonight yeah like that's a that's a get ready plan steak

01:51:10dinner let's have let's do let's do a steak dinner tahoe yeah let's do one let's fucking do one the

01:51:16boys so you get all steaks with that i think you get the rib eye filet mignon we were saying that

01:51:20we could do a mount rushmore of just steak we could yeah time yeah um but yeah we were saying

01:51:26like hamburger does not count obviously as steak correct yeah you're not taking beef you're not

01:51:31taking cow you're taking steak yeah steak flank steak steak skirt steak oh yeah skirt steak

01:51:39a little marinade hank what about steak tips yeah oh yeah steak tips hank did you you seem

01:51:48shocked that i would take steak well no i'm not shocked i i thought i had the first pick and that

01:51:52was an obvious one one so you were gonna go stay i'm yeah i'm i'm and i'm not doing great this year

01:51:58you're fine oh you're not a little in my head um i'm gonna go chicken wings that's a good pick

01:52:03fuck that's a good way good pick actually i had them one one don't overthink it yeah don't

01:52:08overthink okay good pick that's like you eat i think you probably eat chicken wings more than

01:52:12steak yeah yeah i mean it's not yeah but that's no i know i mean everyone probably eats chicken

01:52:18more than steak chicken wings is my favorite actually healthier it is it shouldn't eat too

01:52:22much steak it is the best food i would take it one one in a food draft or actually you should

01:52:25probably eat more steak because it's low carbs that makes yeah uh burgers ah good pick good

01:52:35pick good pick max all right also had some burgers this weekend i'm gonna go bacon

01:52:44good bacon i feel like that's a that's a good fourth pick and then i'm gonna follow it up with

01:52:48hot dogs hot dogs you don't like hot dogs i like hot dog now i used as a meat though the quality

01:52:54of meat in a hot dog is not good pft uh in chicago it is it i love hot dogs so i have no problem

01:53:00with this but i was hoping i was going to get burgers and hot dogs yeah yeah that would have

01:53:04looked good on a hank hank does it taste good yeah it's good meat then i don't care if it's lips

01:53:09asshole whatever they put into it i don't want to know it tastes good and i used to i used to

01:53:15be like a hot dog not a hater but i used to kind of put hot dogs to the side but then you have a

01:53:22good hot dog and you're like holy shit this is actually good meat trust tree i grilled a lot

01:53:27this week uh for my family and every single time i grilled the grill was like kind of where we were

01:53:33on vacation the grill was kind of like out of view of the kitchen area every single time i grilled

01:53:38i just ate an entire hot dog or sausage while grilling and then came back and i was like

01:53:44dinner's ready oh i'm hungry hot dogs are great just sitting there eating it and just not letting

01:53:49it you know just way to go shouldn't have cleared the mouth rush more meats be something you don't

01:53:54need condiments for i don't need a condiment for i need some sport peppers wait hank you

01:53:59don't need any sauce in your chicken wings no listen we'll let we had dry wings tonight dry

01:54:04wings no seasoning those have a little seasoning i believe on them yeah i don't think it's just

01:54:10yeah hank you walked into that one yeah but you don't eat hot dogs without a bun

01:54:14well i guess hamburgers too all right there's a bad bad point by hank for the record i think

01:54:19it's no i think it's a good point i think i think a real i think a real meat addition would say that

01:54:23the best meats you don't need anything else for like the great bet the best steak you've ever had

01:54:30you i don't think you're a real meat rider because i think that i think now it's getting

01:54:35personal yeah i love hot dogs i love hot dogs i eat them raw but most people don't

01:54:40can we put them as glizzies you eat them raw raw dogs no i think they have to be hot dogs

01:54:45two buns two buns now i used to do that okay what max chaser bun uh i'll take fried chicken

01:54:52that's a good pick max good pick i also had that on there

01:54:57okay strong start by max hank i am going to go with

01:55:06come on hank better be a good one all right should i go with option one or two two one

01:55:14i don't know just pick ribs it's a good pick hank let me ask you do you put any condiments

01:55:21on the road what was the other one no sauce don't worry about it so i agree hank that like

01:55:26ribs should go over hot dogs yes i love hot dogs ribs should have gone over hot i had ribs higher

01:55:31on my list i just went with hot dogs ah fucking a man

01:55:37damn it's ribs is good great pick that was gonna be my pick i thought for some reason i was gonna

01:55:43get all the way back ribs would have been okay

01:55:53i'll go with my pick come on you hey don't don't don't do that don't do that don't do that i didn't

01:56:00do that don't do that i didn't do that to you i didn't do that to you my friend

01:56:08i will go with duck that's a good pick duck's a great meat white no explain your face

01:56:19as a bougie pick uh no what yeah duck is a bougie bougie duck's not a bougie pick

01:56:24but it's the mount rushmore of meats listen i in all honesty the best meats you get are

01:56:29bougie places that's true duck is is fantastic yeah duck is in my top three foods

01:56:35nah yeah all right fine i'll go i'll go back listen no no no no no no no i have duck i'm

01:56:40saying this is the beauty of me as a person not max little fucking hamburgers and chicken tenders

01:56:46over there i went duck and then the next pick i'm gonna go with his sausage because sausage is fun

01:56:51that was mine that was yeah so i can do it all bitch how you like them apples how you like them

01:56:56apple sausage sausage or hot dog for the rest of your life oh sausage easy there's so many

01:57:05different options for sausage yeah because you can get yeah you get breakfast sauce you get dry

01:57:10sausage italian sausage with with pasta it's sausage i'd say hot dogs and onions hot dogs too

01:57:16i don't know that's the rest of your life one it's not even close think of all the cookouts

01:57:21that you would have to go to not eat anything but think of all the time no what are you talking

01:57:24about you just bring your own sauce yeah like i'd go hot dogs it's sausage sausages are so good man

01:57:32they're so good okay i'm gonna go i can't believe you took ribs what was your other one yeah tell

01:57:39us your other one brisket okay good pick good i'm happy i got it back uh yeah probably i probably

01:57:46like brisket more than ribs i just knew i wasn't gonna get ribs but brisket is my favorite favorite

01:57:51barbecue food absolutely delicious no seasoning no i knew how to if i knew how to make one i would

01:57:57do it all the time smoking meats we're smoking a bunch of meats okay this is gonna be a good this

01:58:02is a good mount rushmore uh i'll go pull pork yep i had it on there had it on there good pick

01:58:08you were gonna go sausage i fucking love oh yeah i mean i just started giving you all of my

01:58:12arguments for why sausages yeah i mean it's the best it's such a versatile meat i ate so you can

01:58:17have it for sausages breakfast lunch and dinner it can be the main of every of every meal it's a

01:58:21great point great point about my pick i love your pick all right my next pick i'm gonna go

01:58:30dino nuggies i'm gonna go with lobster damn uh it's fish it's fish meat i had it on there

01:58:38max what do they call it claw meat tail meat yeah no good friday good friday you can eat

01:58:41lobster you can't eat meat okay well we're not doing it's a it's a meat this isn't 100 okay i

01:58:46was i thought i thought for some reason i should have given you guys more credit that you weren't

01:58:51gonna go there but no i had it on the list i had it on the list absolutely max is just to his his

01:58:57fucking caveman well i just didn't think i know duck and lobster are not on the no i just don't

01:59:02think fish is i think fish is a different category we asked the pope if he approved is a lobster fish

01:59:07it's seafood it's not a fish it's seafood fish is also meat yes there is also i disagree i know

01:59:14i what are you talking i would take meat i grew i grew up saying that meat is different than fish

01:59:19like you could eat meat well you grew up in a dumb house so you can eat seafood on on good friday

01:59:24next friday's in line your dad also because you can't eat soup good friday isn't a meat draft

01:59:30yet good friday you can't eat meat memes back me up were you allowed were you allowed to eat

01:59:35fish on fridays and lent yeah fish fish on fish fry yeah yeah fish fries because you can't eat

01:59:40meat i understand you can eat lobster lobster yes you can eat lobster on fridays in lent because

01:59:45you can't eat meat but if you're a vegetarian that there's you don't yeah yeah well no i but

01:59:50like pescatarians i say they don't eat meat but i eat fish but if you say you're but they say i

01:59:55don't say if you say you're a vegetarian i don't eat meat that person is not going to eat lobster

02:00:02but the pescatarian would say i don't different but they would say i don't eat meat i eat fish

02:00:07yeah those people suck yes lobster meat is considered meat because it is a crustacean

02:00:13and a type of seafood i actually might hate the pescatarians more than i do vegetarians

02:00:19because at least stand on something like if you're not going to eat steak and sausage and ribs and

02:00:24all these things don't then also eat like lobster stand on something just be no meat we haven't had

02:00:31a contentious rush more yet this is good there's and there's a lot on the board so i like this it's

02:00:36usually you're scraping at the bottom of the barrel this is like a lobster okay you have another pick

02:00:42yeah my last pick titties what titties is meat great choice thanks max okay i think titties are

02:00:49meat when was the last time you ate titties you suck on them yeah but that's not eating them

02:00:55i think titties counts as meat so are you saying that you're a cannibal no just saying titties

02:01:05okay you can look at them i don't know i mean that's okay we do have a lot of meats left

02:01:11i think titties there's so many meats left i'm like really struggling for what to go with here

02:01:15well we have to deal with pft just saying yeah i mean that just took him out of the draft no i

02:01:20would actually say yeah no i love titties that's a pander pick we've put on any graphic

02:01:27that's that wins you like that's what he's in titties that's not a meat i which one do you

02:01:32like more i think that you guys are i think this makes his watch his first significantly worse but

02:01:37is titties a meat no i think that you could take chicken breast titties is meat what in what way

02:01:45we're talking about meat that you eat is it the mount rushmore meat that you eat oh my god

02:01:51fact or fiction well i don't think i've ever heard you like swim meet yeah what when have

02:01:55titties ever been referred to as meat good question like a cock has been referred to as a

02:02:01meat yep you can never i've never heard someone say look at that those meat look at those meaty

02:02:08titties no no i don't want to look at those i say that all the time maybe like a pepperoni

02:02:13gets thrown in comparison somewhere there but okay all right listen if you guys know if you

02:02:19guys don't want titties on that list because i think i think it's just not a meat it's not a

02:02:24meat that's the only problem explain how titties is a meat we can yeah slide make us a pitch on

02:02:29what on on on the spirit of this draft titties being a meat they're made out of they're made

02:02:35out of meat made of milk and fat no they're not made on milk so you're a cannibal no i've never

02:02:40eaten them but okay then how would it get on your mount rushmore because you can i enjoy looking at

02:02:46the meat okay i'll i'll take it off the list i'll take it i'll take it off the line if this

02:02:51if this is going to be a big thing no it's not you keep it on i want you to keep it on sounds

02:02:55like i think it makes your list worse it's not it just doesn't it doesn't make any sense yes

02:02:59with what we're doing i want that's why i feel like putting titties on any list is gonna make

02:03:02it pop yeah i but i think then when you see them stacked up against each other like yeah you're

02:03:07food it's gonna be like oh why did he just say titties this is curious yeah

02:03:15okay i'll take it off what do you think memes you be the judge i was so confused when he said

02:03:22i'll take it off the list no you can keep it on i want him to keep no no i i i'm taking off the

02:03:27list is he keeping it on it's been under protest let's do a poll how many people do we have i i

02:03:32vote him i want him to keep it on i think it makes his list i vote no i vote yes memes

02:03:41i don't think it should count okay because i just don't get it okay i yeah all right

02:03:47go something else and memes will be the the arbiter of these memes you're the judge now

02:03:51going forward because you're the only one who's not done that pics here so he commissioner memes

02:03:55has to be the guy now okay right should we all enact him yep commissioner memes

02:04:01commissioner memes yes now you can you admit that was that you were trying to get cute with it i'm

02:04:07getting cute with it yeah yeah i mean that was i was never arguing that i wasn't getting cute

02:04:13so i guess instead i will do uh smoked turkey leg okay that's a good pick turkey

02:04:20leg i had it on there walking snack it on my list that's a good pick that's a good pick me

02:04:26yeah i'm gonna go meatballs oh okay i didn't even think like the big ones or the little ones

02:04:35i just like like a nice homemade meatball yeah there's nothing about the meatballs

02:04:39if you go to an italian restaurant you get a meat you get a couple meatballs for the table

02:04:43to start the meal really judge how an italian place is and i had others that i that i thought

02:04:49of but meatballs is is is the true answer to myself and i went and i went true to myself

02:04:54instead of pandering to the pub no i mean the public loves meatballs yeah the public calls

02:04:59meatballs everyone loves everything on this list it's me it's gonna be a close list it's gonna be

02:05:05a close list and i i think my only concern is like i would probably put a fish here but i also think

02:05:10there's gonna be a lot of people who when they see the list they're gonna be like fish shouldn't

02:05:14count as a meat i disagree with those people i disagree with those people too but like lobster

02:05:19was a very good pick i agree i agree but i don't want to then add a different fish to it

02:05:24i'm just gonna go like max with my gut salami okay good pick i i could eat a whole

02:05:31yeah multiple rolls in a day i got a question about um a technicality ass no no i also had ass

02:05:39on my list i i thought about a technicality pick as well but i just went went away with it what

02:05:43was your technicality one i thought about saying prime rib but i thought it was too close to steak

02:05:48yeah okay here's my technicality um question uh chicken parm it's fried chicken yeah is it

02:05:57yeah okay yeah it is but it isn't it is but it isn't but okay i mean it's steak if that

02:06:04if we're doing that yeah no no that's fine that's why i asked that's why i asked it's a specific

02:06:09type of meal that's what i asked but the the main ingredient that's why i fried chicken breast that's

02:06:13why i asked um okay shit now hey now max is in my head about being bougie

02:06:25he's in my head about being bougie so bougie it's max yeah i do have sausage

02:06:29on there don't let i can't believe this one lasted

02:06:35lamb fine lamb is good yeah i like lamb lamb's good it's good it's a good occasion sir yes

02:06:43i should have gone pepperoni there's so many good ones still out there would uh would euro

02:06:48meat have counted i mean turkey i was gonna do turkey but then pft kind of just did a specific

02:06:52turkey so i didn't think that would count alligator prosciutto ham ham ham prosciutto

02:06:59uh pepperoni i almost went full italian there was a part of me that was wanted to do chicken

02:07:03cutlets meatball prosciutto salami uh crab crab's good blue crab is awesome tuna not tuna fish like

02:07:13but the actual tuna shrimp like tuna steak oyster shrimp is good shrimp is a great one

02:07:19would oysters of canada's meat yeah i mean if we're adding seafood it's all seafoods on the table

02:07:25yeah so prosciutto scallop yeah gabagool gabagool was on my italian list bison but then it started

02:07:31to get competitive at first so i was like all right i should pastrami pastrami is good corn beef

02:07:38there's a lot of good meats out there there's a lot of good pork roll you mean i was gonna go

02:07:46turkey before you said turkey leg so turkey i was gonna do turkey and very very thin though

02:07:51yeah very real thin very very thin meatloaf yeah good meatloaf a good meatloaf is good

02:07:59yeah yeah good anything is good true also most meatloaf is bad i would say most i would take

02:08:07almost everything on our list over meatloaf yeah yeah absolutely if you're like hey who what do

02:08:13you want for dinner all 12 of our 12 yeah i mean it was great 16 of our picks would go before

02:08:20meatloaf uh chicken tenders kind of fried chicken yeah cutlet fried chicken yeah chicken nuggets

02:08:29would wagyu have counted yeah regular chicken didn't go huh just yeah chicken breast yeah

02:08:35or like grilled chicken well and chicken wings yeah wings did go yeah that's chicken breast can

02:08:40be dry though would wagyu have counted i should no because that's no that's steak that's steak

02:08:44yeah yeah that really fucked you up i thought you had one one but you came back with ribs

02:08:49ribs yeah i thought i wanted ribs ribs is good i thought i was getting lobster at the end i

02:08:54would have i wanted sausage i slept on ribs i should not have done i should not have done hot

02:08:58dogs hot dogs hot dogs is how you got titties great third yeah but i think hot dogs led to

02:09:09i think if i got hot hot dogs it would have played because it would have gone burgers

02:09:13then dogs on the list so the combo of the two would have been like oh that's a strong start

02:09:19yeah okay good list good good job boys um we got anything else let's go to chill week

02:09:26so we'll be in tahoe we're gonna we'll be live from tahoe on wednesday and friday got some big

02:09:31interviews planned why do you keep you guys have clean laundry uh no because i yeah i just got

02:09:37back so i've got a suitcase that i was planning on just putting directly into the wash i do that

02:09:40every time i actually don't ever not have a suitcase that's full of clothes yeah it's either

02:09:46full of dirty clothes that has just been sitting waiting to go in the laundry the day before i

02:09:50travel or they're clean clothes because i'm going to travel yeah i just looked at my suitcase and i

02:09:56thought if it was good enough for greece it's good enough for tahoe yeah i'll just run it back

02:09:59yeah it's gonna look at the weather it's gonna be hot it's gonna be hot out there but uh yeah i'm

02:10:04excited for tahoe shane's here shout out shane yo shane shane how was your week

02:10:14hello what how was your week it was great it was great did you do anything uh fun uh went home

02:10:22visited the family yeah uh you go out yeah yeah what would you wear when i went out to july

02:10:30what'd you wear when you went out on the boat no like did you go out after

02:10:34yeah we're uh i saw shane do a double gainer off the boat oh fuck yes

02:10:41first time on a boat right yes

02:10:44um i wore some nice nice khaki color pants and a a new vintage charger

02:10:57just got off depop it was a section it was a sick shirt but it's just very funny because i

02:11:02made up the lie like two months ago that shane only when he goes out he just puts on his best

02:11:07charger shirt and then sent me a picture for july 4th shane just risen it up with his best

02:11:14charger shirt on well to be fair i didn't have a charger shirt before i got this charger shirt so

02:11:19it is my only charge you wear charger skier every day i only have sweatshirts i have sweatshirts

02:11:25and i have jerseys god those are both you got your shirt this is my only shirt i'd like to

02:11:30see that charger shirt in tahoe i will wear it in tahoe it would also be cool if the charger

02:11:34sent me more shirts oh are you listening chargers he's that he's a double xl i'll how

02:11:44about this shane i'll i'll fund your chargers first thing shane's ever said on the show is let

02:11:49me get let me get some chargers merch shane i'll give you a full shopping spree in chargers merch

02:11:55if you promise and you have to give this promise that every first date you go on for the next year

02:12:00is chargers what does that mean like a chargers game or no what are you talking about you said

02:12:07every first date has to be charged that's what you wear yeah that's what you wear to a first

02:12:11date yeah so like even if you go like oh we're going to a classy spot chargers polo i don't know

02:12:19all right just the offers out there i just want to be clear i didn't ask for i just said it would

02:12:23be cool yeah but i'm telling you if the chargers don't come through i will come through with that

02:12:30one stipulation that you go chargers on every first date can i think about it yeah absolutely

02:12:35you have as much time as you want perfect hey shane i got a question for you what's your

02:12:39decision by the way i need some more time this is shit you know okay shane i have a question

02:12:45yes sir are titties meat shane would you consider titties meat

02:12:53as just like are we talking about consumption or just

02:12:58no just me yeah yes i think it's more fatty tissue but i guess by the technical like that

02:13:03i like that i guess technically have you ever eaten a titty i don't think so okay so you're

02:13:10not a cannibal that's pretty good correct yeah i want i want i want your chart like dude we can

02:13:17get some sick chargers that's what i'm saying like we'll find i might even buy you a suit

02:13:23that's just chargers get the uh the the donnie does suzy

02:13:26yeah you can get a suit jersey i want you in chargers stuff all the time

02:13:32every day i'd be happy to wear it okay so you you made your decision

02:13:36you snuck that in at the end i don't i don't know yet okay give me a day

02:13:41okay fine but i want my answer within the next five minutes okay let's do numbers

02:13:47hey numbers 28 56 319 21

02:14:0867 love you guys

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