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00:00I gotta work on that move this time young chameleon boy you're going to
00:26bring down the house fly fly no way I sure wish I were a superhero instead of
00:44just a super plumber pinkies blowing service if your pipes are sick we'll do
00:53the trick one moment I am just about to sell world hunger first I will make a
01:03super-sized pickle and later I will make some sour bun and some schnitzel
01:11this dumb hate machine needs adjusting your failure is my lunch you are here the
01:32zinc meter clock is here you have 30 seconds to find the sink
02:02oh very good now if you have the sink fixed by the time I get back you'll get
02:18more treats see if you can get the moist ones these crunchy ones hurt my gums
02:23I see a circulation problem yeah I bet amazing man wouldn't have this much trouble
02:41what I'm about to do I do for plumbers everywhere
02:53boy these tights come with a built-in wedgie
03:07maybe I ought to get into demolition
03:16Oh school hoops what could be making these buildings move to get up this looks like
03:30just the time for a career change super pink this cape needs a break job
03:56hey super lady that's my job thank you super lady oh I am super super pink that's me there's
04:09only one superhero in these parts and that's me you know amazing man couldn't we form a
04:14superhero club you know decoder rings a secret handshake I found the problem it's a buildings
04:24it's moving closer to the earth every minute the brain says we should panic now
04:30amazing man you keep everyone calm I'll push the moon back into orbit brainstorm perhaps
04:41amazing man does need a partner after all tell you what chappy I'll handle this moon business
04:46you park the old amazing mobile for me hey you're wrinkling my costume so long super sap fly
04:55fly elsewhere what am I the guy's valet good news for foot brakes now to continue my plan to bring
05:13the moon closer to the earth naughty naughty naughty now I'm not going to teach you the
05:30superhero secret handshake I don't believe this fly fly
05:40over here fly boy thank you going so soon you've got something green stuck in your teeth I do
06:09oh how embarrassing open wide good checkup now if you'll excuse me I gotta go save the world
06:20good so long my little pink pastel boy
06:27at last my plan is working
06:58what's this some kind of snafu
07:05amazing man is not amused mess with my plan pink boy
07:28hey you're just a just a big rat I prefer mr. rat and you're too late to stop my plan
07:40jr. look I'm making a giant maze using the moon's gravity people will run through mazes
07:46just as they forced me to do rats everywhere will sing and dance in utter joy yeah suggestion
07:54cut down on sugar and caffeine or rat so
07:58ready to go where no rat has gone before
08:29whatever
08:33damn now back to my plan
08:42hey stop everything how did you get hey what hey whoa
08:53I win you lose ha ha ha this looks like a job for super plunger
09:23and for saving the world from that evil rat the golden plunger that's it I've had it I've told
09:42you that's mr. rat thank you now if you don't mind I have another plumbing problem for you
09:51sure thing I hope you have some more of those tasty treats I think a flunking
10:21geniuses of their super smarty society I professor von schmarty
10:31out this meeting is for geniuses not janitors they both stop meter J but the similarity ends
10:54there and now I show you mine masterpiece I'm a genetically engineered to be 10,000 times the
11:14size of a normal egg giant food will one day feed the world of course I shall have to invent
11:22giant forks and knives to eat the giant food but that's man I just back him that stage
11:52like my baby I nurtured it right to it even took it to amusement parks relax prof super
12:21well catch the bad guys super pink you're just a janitor what can I janitor do that I'm genius
12:31can't I can tell you exactly where to find that egg thief amazing was it his funny accent the
12:41aroma of teriyaki on his breath no he had his name tag sewn into his pants
12:49here we are chef sumo's house so chow mein I shall break in and search for clues hey I'm
13:01the superhero I shall break in and search for the clues I'll fly to the roof and drop through
13:12the skylight superhero style
13:25watch it with the slapping okay how'd you get in here the front door was open monkey brain
13:44another clue 42 vats of soy sauce 500 stalks of celery 10,000 chickens one real big pot well
13:57rotate mine blocking spiel toss is I'm shopping east correct and where would a super villain go
14:06to shop you fool do not buy these noodles they are full price did you learn nothing in ninja
14:25home economics right here's a lesson in economics jobs crime does not pay
14:33ha now I show that silly superhero what I'm genius can do
14:49ha
15:00I'll
15:31sumo got away through the Express Checkout and he had more than 10 items that's criminal
15:39here we are prof farmer Bob's chicken ranch and giblet Emporium the only place in Chicago
15:48where sumo could get 10,000 chickens you really think so there isn't a single shred of doubt in
15:56my keen superhero mind there also isn't a single chicken under wait
16:04amazing you communicated on chicken language no I was talking turkey just sounds like chicken
16:26quick prop they're getting away
16:40I see that once again science must dance by the helping hand
16:46let me shake your helping hand
16:52talk about a lucky break don't say egg play in front of the egg be
17:15you shall see what I have a plan for you egg
17:28don't go away we'll be right back
17:45you
18:15you
18:45you
19:15you
19:45more Panther coming at you
19:50so brainy scientist and skinny superhero you guess what I will do to your precious
20:01egg of course the soy sauce the celery the chickens he's making egg drop soup
20:10yeah it is strangely brilliant but why bother it is a written that he who makes the biggest
20:20bowl of egg drop soup shall rule the world yeah right I've read that fortune cookie too
20:28what should we do
20:32nothing slipperier than soy sauce
20:58now it's just you and me say your prayers
21:16don't go to sleep
21:31I haven't had this much fun since grade school physics
22:01so in recognition of your special genius I hereby make you an honorary member of the
22:16super smarty society
22:29I just love happy endings
22:59okay wiggler you won't squirm out of this one
23:14pink raise those scaly hands anything you say
23:20it's time to take out the trash
23:44you're going in for recycling
23:59the end my best story yet
24:08attention comic book readers the new super pink is in
24:24boring slow and dull who let you into this comic convention critic wannabe litterbug
24:35the public wants heroes like me captain chaos
24:44not some puny patty waste called super pink this your latest issue
24:51all right Lester today's your lucky day loyal fans get a super pink yo-yo
25:00yo-yo don't make me chortle hey you this is my man and pink you need a real
25:09superhero lad with real muscles just feel my chin look there's snappy Johnson
25:23ace photographer for superhero monthly you you're perfect ah she sees me perfect
25:35for the cover of next month's magazine you with your favorite superhero the
25:43captain chaos no way I choose super pink think about it lad I'll give you lots of
25:51neat stuff you can even ride in my official captain chaos blimp wow that'd be slamming
26:05cookies Lester oh sure he can bake but can he do this
26:17kid bottom line who'd you rather look like a monolithic super muscled marketable hero
26:22like captain chaos or a thin skinny super pink I prefer to think of myself as lean and
26:32wiry choose lad wimp or blimp um I guess I'll go with um blimp that's the spirit Lester
26:57it takes more than an oversized bag of hot air and is blimp to be a hero sorry super
27:04pink a to Lester
27:21this isn't working I need dynamic action danger oh no somebody's safe hey stand back I'll
27:43handle this now we're talking a rescue I want you to get my best side so place your
27:54lights look super pink saving the kitten time for my captain chaos laser lens ah super
28:10pink talk about blowing it this time wait until I'm ready
28:22late again CC time for my captain chaos power puff cuff
28:35huh so snappy wants a dramatic rescue I'll give her a rescue
28:58where's Faye you got me now where could he have gone
29:28I'll save your kitten okay sister here comes your dynamic cover shot hey I got a blimp to
29:45catch forget it you messed up twice already better than captain chaos handle this
29:55this is great we're talking Pulitzer
30:43but Lester I'm just a wimp maybe it does take more than muscles to be a hero okay
30:59you little stinker stand aside super pinks back in town
31:59super pink I'm sorry I ditched you you're a real hero superhero monthlies here and catch this cover
32:27you finally got his good side but here's the real story this calls for a celebration cookies
32:44for everyone what could I do the guy needed a job
33:14it's that manly mound of muscles Captain Triceps faster than a microwave oven
33:30super hero don't miss the next super exciting episode
34:30man I can't wait to get home and try on my new costume it's gonna look so good
34:38wait a minute oh man no money for the bus what I need is a money machine
35:01ah I'm a carrier coming through they got excuse me gotta work empty the machine hey I was next
35:15don't move this is a stick up and you put up your mitts give me all your money
35:22our getaway car is getting away guys sorry boss I didn't have no change for the meter
35:44we could always hitchhike man and you call yourselves gangsters we'll have to boost another car
36:03my baby oh they've stolen my baby it's only a cheap two-cylinder model
36:10no no my baby boy is asleep in the back seat poor little Tommy who can help him
36:22no problem pardon me citizen
36:39I'll save Tommy he's super he's pink yes I'm super pink
36:50pink pink and away
37:00stop criminals there's no escape ah look boss a pink guy
37:09now he's a flat pink guy
37:13hey how about keeping it down up there hey where'd that rug rat come from
37:20die from the back seat boss
37:38are you guys race car drivers or what no way punk we're self-respecting gangsters
37:45wow real gangsters wait till I tell my friends
38:16hmm
38:24you sure know your shortcuts here's a tip whoops no pockets for money
38:46so
38:54you're a whiz at this game stuff kid yeah my friends call me fingers what a coincidence
39:02my name used to be fingers die I'm breaking into this museum ain't gonna be easy Louie
39:09zip it pug my superior criminal mind is searching for a solution man
39:32there just ain't no way to get to the scrimshaw diamond boss
39:36oh yeah
39:41what do you think fingers
39:44no problem
39:48just go through here and then shimmy over there and you're in the kid reminds me of myself at his
39:55age fingers the first rule of being a gangster is when you see someone who's talented calm
40:03I mean wait with them
40:07so
40:29oh man what would captain triceps do in a spot like this
40:36hmm yes
40:48okay fingers do your stuff
40:58all right boys hey what are you doing dog father kid you just learned the second rule
41:06of being a gangster never trust nobody
41:10so
41:31big fingers
41:41so
41:48freeze you're under arrest I'm surprised you're not under arrest for dressing like that
41:59wow
42:08smooth dog father another perfect heist
42:17rule number three dog father crime does not pay I hope there's not gonna be a test about this stuff
42:24boss
42:32the scrimshaw diamond officer and let us scratch on it nice work whoever you are
42:40aims super pink always glad to be of service to my fellow upholders of goodness and
42:45oh super pink
42:50how can I ever thank you for saving my baby how about letting me breathe
43:00super pink from now on I want to be just like you pink pink and away
43:08oh he's always doing that
43:25you
43:37you