The Simpsons - Bart's anger
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00:00in the day off
00:13now we've seen how cookies crumb
00:15for variety music or comedy programming
00:18we have a three way tie
00:23back to the horses, back to the horses
00:29it looks like tomorrow
00:30I'm part of a team
00:32oh look how the snow glistens on the tiniest branches
00:36yeah yeah miracles are all around us
00:38now please I am trying to hear the school closings
00:40the following schools are closed
00:42Springfield High School, Springfield Middle School
00:45I'll stop
00:46well I just thought specialization being the wave of the future
00:50probably
00:52snow day
00:55what the
01:00alright I'll watch a DVD
01:02there's no way that runs on electricity
01:05really, does Obama know about this
01:15cue on the catwalk, Bartholomew
01:17belt is by Twizzler, vest courtesy of Nelson
01:20tights are by Hello Kitty
01:22Hello Kitty, I thought they were Spiderman heads
01:24eww eww eww
01:27stupid shoes over tights
01:29why did I
01:30what
01:31more
01:45I want a turn, I want a turn
01:47you've got the bike
01:48it's not the same
01:51that's a perfect spiral, Eli
01:53winning a Super Bowl just isn't compared to chucking the ball around with my brother
01:56it's easy being a winner in the pros, try winning two high school basketball championships
02:00we quit
02:01we did not quit, they fired us
02:02you, you were fired
02:03they fired us from the show
02:05no, they fired you
02:07they didn't fire me
02:08why wouldn't they fire you
02:09because they can't fire the yo-yo master
02:13and here is Shoot the Moon
02:17Dad, I want a baby brother
02:19son, I love you kids
02:21but I'm only going to the hospital one more time in my life and I ain't coming out
02:25Lisa got a sister, why can't you have another boy
02:27girls are easy
02:28girls love daddy
02:30a romantic dinner?
02:31that's a great idea
02:35oh my god, I killed Kenny
02:37Ralph
02:38no, I killed Kenny yesterday
02:39what did I do now
02:43do I smell tarragon, crusted atlantic
02:45do we eat dessert or do we make love
02:47maybe we could do both
02:48yeah
02:52we couldn't do both
02:53no, we could not
02:59goes there
03:01now hand me your neck
03:03and turn that upside down
03:06swivel that so you hear a grinding noise
03:09don't look at that
03:10a few minor adjustments
03:12and
03:14this act of love
03:16mine do it once a year on the magical day
03:18when the prison and the insane asylum have their annual mixer
03:22what you've got to worry about is the pill
03:25the pill, what's that
03:26it's medicine, doctors give moms to keep babies up in heaven
03:30tactics
03:33come on everybody, a whale needs help
03:36why should we
03:37yeah, where was that whale when my mom moved out
03:39whales are mammals like us, they're sensitive and deeply intelligent
03:44nerd
03:47hey mom, dad, there's a whale on the beach
03:49you've got to help me get her back in the ocean
03:52all right, let me get my tool belt
03:58man, who are these belts made for
04:00french supermarkets stuck in the bottom of a well or in a mexican prison
04:05but that would make a great movie
04:07cool hand fluke
04:10Lisa is very sensitive
04:12if something she loves dies in front of her
04:15that whale's not going to
04:18it's hard to believe anyone in that contest can be considered smart
04:24one, two, three, tug
04:31fast, lycans
04:33wake up, lise, they're doing it
04:37dorsal straps secured
04:38tail clamps in position
04:40congratulatory t-shirts silk screened and distributed
04:44operation desert ocean is a go
04:48luella
05:02oh, it kills me to see her like that
05:05and if there's one thing i can't stand, it's being killed
05:09meow
05:12millhouse, this will be the biggest dead animal we ever poked with a stick
05:18citizens, today we honor luella the whale
05:21along with the victims of the great whale explosion
05:26could you please stop dynamiting
05:28sorry, i sat on the plunger
05:30but luella will live
05:31look, he's doing his business
05:33hey, not on the rug, you bad dog
05:35ow, ow, ow, stop biting my leg, ow
05:38alright, that's it, you're going outside
05:42bad dog, stop
05:45luella, no, i'm not going to be disappointed again
05:59they must be luella's children
06:01dad, where did you get that boat
06:03i'm taking it on a test drive from the boat store, get in
06:09shark week, just a kid
06:12drop the poon
06:14oh, come on, leave me alone, i'm trying to
06:16another innocent creature, i can't let you do it
06:18sharks, innocent
06:20please, every year they kill a couple of people who do a series of stupid things
06:24a shark's reptilian brain understands only one thing
06:27the crime of murder
06:30oh, oh, oh
06:36it's the baby whale's dad
06:38thanks buddy
06:43thanks for not letting me give up, dad
06:45hey, i do it
06:52Bart, you've always been a handful
06:54but you've never interfered with my reproductive freedom
06:57why now
06:58i just wanted a baby brother
07:00but dad said i was one ude who didn't need a kuse
07:03i just wanted what lisa's shopping
07:05it's the most fun you can have standing up
07:07hey, you didn't see what i cooked up in the galley of my last flight to london
07:10they don't call it virgin airlines anymore
07:19you're a garage stuffed to the rafters with illegal fireworks
07:23oh sweet meerschaum, take me away
07:28uh oh
07:29i'm sorry kid, it's not gonna happen
07:30i'd give my brother everything i have
07:32he could be the race car in monopoly
07:34where do you see yourself in 20 years
07:36one armed drummer in a prison rock band
07:38nice
07:39favorite beetle
07:40dung
07:41me too
07:42there must be some reason no one ever adopted you
07:44is one of your feet a hand
07:45people only want to adopt babies
07:47babies, we got one of those
07:49brother, what are you talking about
07:51how come i've never seen him before
07:54he was born with two noses and we hid him away
07:56till we could afford to cut one off
08:00you deserve a brother, bart
08:02you deserve good things
08:04two brothers
08:06bart, who is this kid
08:08be cool, be cool, he's an orphan
08:10you know, just like annie
08:11except he's a dude and he hates tomorrow
08:13i hate it so much
08:14bart, you have to take him back
08:16you're just jealous cause now i've got what you've got with maggie
08:19only hats
08:24now you probably think sever 5 is a rip off of sever 4
08:27but it's actually based on the rich history of hong kong torture films
08:34take me home
08:35that mean boy took me to a scary movie
08:37and he covered his sister's doll in peanut butter and bird seed
08:42charlie
08:43you'd rat on me
08:45hey, no no
08:47what do you think you're
08:49they place eskimos hide from penguins
08:54no no no
08:57no charlie, we'll have to live off what we find in the garbage
09:00banana strings, muffin liners
09:02but it'll be cool, cause it's just you and me
09:08oh no
09:11you took too long to make an obvious decision
09:14don't worry, me and charlie have one thing you'll never have
09:17point and shoot bro, point
09:19cheetah
09:20so many sisters
09:22sandy bark
09:25i know you miss him boy
09:27so let's you and me spend some quality father and son time
09:34oh, i love you julie ax
09:38tick tock
09:39no
09:42on july 4th
09:43it's your move
09:45the producers of duck duck goose
09:47got your nose
09:48and one day in the life of even
09:50alternative sources of energy
09:52alternative energy expo
09:54where there's expo, there's free frisbees
09:57let's roll
09:58but we better make sure roberts don't know we're out
10:02come on, let's go
10:03what are you waiting for
10:05solar power is a bright idea
10:07yeah, so is getting a real job
10:09dad, i found what you're looking for
10:11a churro you can eat in the shower
10:16good dog friendlies
10:17behold to you, wind
10:19al gored it pretty good
10:21where's my grammy for audio book narration
10:26it's making our meter run backwards
10:29oh my goodness, it means we're traveling back in time
10:31i can warn president lincoln to dump his wife before she goes crazy
10:34if you're in patriotism, you've seen cherubs blow it from map corners
10:38the wind
10:39yeah, blow me some spots
10:41let's fight for the ramparts we
10:46for the ramparts we what
10:48don't worry
11:04electricity from flanders
11:05homer, this meeting of your fan club is adjourned
11:09but we haven't read the minutes of last week's meeting
11:14you used to be nicer
11:19this is too much electricity
11:21nothing is ever right for you
11:23oh, why can't our house ever be that bright
11:26nothing is ever right for you
11:32finally
11:38oh my god
11:41a beached whale
11:48the heart, can you