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00:00What are you talking about? I've got to wait 30 days.
00:03They ain't gonna find it now, are they?
00:05Why is Daddy shouting?
00:07Oh, he's just upset cos his car got nicked.
00:09Where's your spellings?
00:11Oh, Dad, I need my...
00:13Not now. Not now, Raymond, all right?
00:15Because it's either gonna strip down
00:18or it's gonna be out of the country...
00:20Raymond, not now! I told you!
00:22Don't take it out on him. It's not his fault your stupid car got nicked.
00:25Come on.
00:27Are you stupid or what?
00:30Why do you...
00:37Why do you wake me? I'm meant to be at Sharon's.
00:39Oh, she won't mind if you're a bit late.
00:41You were tossing and turning all night long.
00:43You should have said I'd have got in the spare room.
00:45Look, it's you who needs to sleep after the embryo transfer.
00:53Look, I know you're worried
00:55about how we're gonna pay these care home fees,
00:57and I shouldn't have snapped at you yesterday.
00:59So what I thought...
01:00I don't want you to worry about it.
01:03A few days a month working for Sharon ain't gonna fix this.
01:06I've got other income streams.
01:08Like what?
01:09Rhys, you promised me no more secrets.
01:12What I thought I'd do is call an agency and try...
01:15No!
01:16Look, I've got these shares.
01:18Since when? You've never mentioned them.
01:20They were worth pennies. I forgot I even had them.
01:22But I've got this share tracker thingy,
01:24and there's been a hostile takeover and derivatives are up.
01:27Oh, well, how much are they worth?
01:29I won't know for sure until later,
01:31but hopefully at least enough to pay for the care home fees.
01:35So you don't need to stress.
01:38Look, I've got this, all right?
01:41I'll see you.
01:42OK.
01:46Oi, oi!
01:48What are you doing about finding my mother?
01:51Oi!
01:53Come on, boys, we're gonna be late!
01:55I know the rest of your mob are useless,
01:57but you've got access to that AP&R tracking system.
01:59It's not exactly my department, Phil.
02:01I know you're upset...
02:02Upset? I'm beyond upset.
02:04The insurance has told me they won't even pay out within 30 days.
02:07That's a month without a motor. How am I supposed to get around?
02:10Shank's his pony. Might do you a bit of good.
02:13If you can't be nice to Tommy, you stay away.
02:15Where do you get off shouting at him like that?
02:17Someone's got to keep him in line.
02:19Left it to you, he'll end up going feral.
02:21Mum, only fit me!
02:25Can't leave you alone for two minutes, can I?
02:28So come on, dibble.
02:29Get your backside in gear and find my mother, yeah?
02:45Have you seen my bag, Ian? I can't find it anywhere.
02:48He's gone to this council meeting.
02:50What, already?
02:52It's a bit early, isn't it?
02:54Yeah, I was thinking that. He's keen, isn't he?
03:03I told you I'd let them pile up.
03:05These invoices are way overdue.
03:07Nine times out of ten, these things get lost in the system.
03:10I may need to reissue a few to get them paid.
03:12If I could have the passwords to the laptop?
03:14Yeah, yeah, of course.
03:17Would you like a coffee?
03:19Anna, you get off. I've got everything I need.
03:21You're stuck with me today, I'm afraid.
03:23Albie's had a bit of a rough night.
03:25He's fine, nothing to do with his condition,
03:27but a day off nursery won't hurt, will it?
03:30No.
03:34You didn't have to come all the way over.
03:36I had a meeting in Bow.
03:37Just wondered what you'd decided to tell the kids.
03:39Oh, nothing yet.
03:41I spoke to Ali.
03:43She's worried about how he managed to get his hands on all that dough.
03:46It's a bit of a coincidence, ain't it?
03:48If your 20 grand motor goes missing,
03:50the old man does one and leaves you the exact same amount.
03:53He don't think...
03:54Best not to ask, mate.
03:56Look, tuck it away somewhere safe for the kids, when they need it.
04:00Yeah, but what about your lot? I mean, not really fair, is it?
04:03Don't be silly. The old boy give it to Janet and Will.
04:06And anyway, he's given us something far more valuable
04:09than a bit of reddies in the bank. Eh, bruv?
04:12Yeah, yeah.
04:13Listen, I've been thinking, um...
04:15We haven't really had a chance to get to know each other, have we?
04:18With all this drama going on.
04:20How about we all go out and have a bit of dinner?
04:22My lot and your lot.
04:24What, you mean like the whole clan?
04:26Yeah, I do like the sound of that.
04:30Maybe not the whole clan, eh?
04:39You seem really wound up.
04:41You don't reckon he's worried about Ben, do you?
04:45Right. Have you, er, spoken to Ben lately?
04:48No, why, what's happened?
04:50Nothing.
04:51Well, you ask him, go on, then.
04:53Well, Callum said that you was a bit stressed earlier, so...
04:55Well, is it any wonder?
04:57Billy's gone all up himself and this old man's been a nightmare.
05:00Anyway, what you doing here? Thought I told you to find my motor.
05:03Well, I'm late, so I told you, it's not my department.
05:06I actually came to ask if you wanted to nick one of the cars off the forecourt.
05:09I wouldn't want to be seen dead in one of your rust buckets.
05:12Look, you're useless to Perry. Just go away and leave me alone, yeah?
05:23What, Phil?
05:25Tonight? Yeah, what?
05:27Honestly, it's like walking on eggshells half the time.
05:32I mean, I know Phil's had a lot to deal with lately, but...
05:36Well, we all have our struggles.
05:39But that is no excuse to take it out on a child.
05:44Was Raymond very upset?
05:46Well, you know, mostly. He's very sweet to him, but...
05:48Yeah, when it suits him.
05:51The worst thing I've ever done was let Phil Mitchell near my tummy.
05:55You done those returns yet?
05:57You can't see me busy.
05:59I've got five service washes to put in and the soap dispenser to fill.
06:02I was only asking.
06:04Like, right now, Raymond is a sweet and gentle little boy.
06:08Ben was once.
06:10And my Tommy.
06:12Boys look up to their dads.
06:24And if you could pay in full by the end of today?
06:26Fantastic.
06:28So, the usual accounts for the original charge,
06:31but if you could pay the interest and fine directly to our accountants,
06:35RC Accountancy Services, that's a...
06:38Oh, sorry.
06:40I was going to make some smoothies, but you can wait till you've finished.
06:43Oh, they've gone.
06:45Right.
06:49Actually, I was going to ask if you could pop to the gym
06:52and pick up the VAT returns.
06:54Oh. Well, they're not there, then.
06:56Look, I'll call Phil, see if he can drop them off.
06:59I've already tried. He's not answering.
07:02I wouldn't worry, but HMRC are having a crack down there.
07:05They're auditing people out of the blue, no warnings.
07:07You'd be in a lot of trouble
07:09if there were any discrepancies with your invoices.
07:12It won't take long. I can always keep an eye on Albie.
07:16OK. Well, I'll put him down for his nap.
07:19And call Phil while you're waiting.
07:28Oh, hello, Mr Gorgias. Sorry, we got cut off.
07:31If I could just give you those details.
07:36Cheers. He's not even back yet?
07:38How long's this meeting going on for?
07:40All day, apparently. He didn't even ask me to take over.
07:42Just assumed. It's not on.
07:44Anyway, I've told him he's taking me for dinner tonight.
07:47You all right? Yeah, love.
07:50Ian's just had a stand for the council,
07:52and he only mentioned it yesterday, and already it's taken over.
07:55Oh, that's annoying. Well, still, on the bright side,
07:58you'll look really good with one of those big gold chains.
08:01I'm not so sure about the frilly...
08:03I think you're thinking of them there, love.
08:05This is way more boring.
08:08Bin collections, planning permissions,
08:11maybe a supermarket opening, if we like it.
08:13Well, you'll still need a new wardrobe, then.
08:16Cos I can see you in, like, a classy...
08:24..little Chanel-style suit,
08:26a la Michelle Obama.
08:28Yeah. I suppose it would be good for our profile.
08:31Certainly wouldn't harm the business.
08:33Why don't we go shopping? There's a sale on the designer outlet.
08:36I can't right now.
08:38My two favourite boys haven't been getting along lately,
08:41so we're meeting Bobby for a walk.
08:43All right, maybe another time.
08:45Anyway, Ian's taking the car, and I can't stay in the tube.
08:48See you later. See you later.
08:50Are you even being thoughtless?
08:52Look, I'm heading to town for a meeting.
08:54Give you a ride if you like?
08:56Erm, crosswise, that's all.
09:04All for council.
09:05Yeah, hello, I wondered if you could put me in touch
09:08with whoever deals with candidates standing for local elections.
09:12Yeah, thank you. Cheers.
09:16Louise, it's your dad. Again.
09:19Now, why don't you return him our gold?
09:21And don't give me any stuff about you being busy,
09:23cos you're quick enough to phone me when you need money, don't you?
09:26I just, er...
09:28Just call me, yeah?
09:37Mate, I want you on your best behaviour at this dinner.
09:40Ain't I always?
09:43Ooh! Well, say?
09:45That! Ooh!
09:47Oh, I'm so sorry.
09:49Let me.
09:50No, it's all right.
09:5240 quid?
09:56Not your lucky day, is it?
09:58Well, I don't know about that. I was hoping to bump into you.
10:05Just not like this.
10:07I want to say, I really enjoyed our date the other night.
10:11Oh, date, was it? Didn't realise.
10:13Well, how about we do it properly, then, tonight?
10:15We're just going out for a bit of family, you know?
10:18I could swing by your spot.
10:20Can we go? We're already 7.30. It's late.
10:22I think I've had enough excitement for one day.
10:25So it's got nothing to wear.
10:35What's your most expensive top, babe?
10:38That's right, RC Accountancy Services.
10:42Oh, no, of course, I'm sending an updated invoice as we speak.
10:46And if you could pay by close of business today? Thank you.
10:50Oh!
10:51Hi, Sharon.
10:52Sorry, you're going to have to try Phil again.
10:54Oh, um, when I need. As soon as you left...
10:57I found it.
10:59Oh, good.
11:01Well, um, all seems to be in order.
11:04I've done all I can for one day, so...
11:06Well, as long as you're OK, if the taxman comes knocking.
11:09Oh, here. I thought you might appreciate the cash.
11:12It's the going rate plus a little bit extra for going that extra mile.
11:16Cheers, Ruth.
11:25Can't we go in?
11:27Yes, in a minute. I've got to wait for everyone else, though, OK?
11:32Grandad, come on.
11:34So sorry to have kept you.
11:37Right, hands up. Who's starving?
11:40Me too. So come on, inside. Let's go before I waste away!
11:53You did ask him, didn't you?
11:55He had words.
11:57I doubt he'll come anyway, do you?
11:59What, so you just left him out?
12:01You know, he's been going right for it lately.
12:03All the cat-leaving him and Ben away and now his car.
12:05Blimey, he's likely had a picnic himself, Jane.
12:08Just fed up, Jane, with his snide remarks, his comments.
12:12I'm not having it any more.
12:14He won't do it. He won't.
12:16I know he ain't easy, but he's still a part of the family, innit?
12:229.80.
12:27Daylight robbery.
12:30Come on, boys.
12:32Haven't you forgotten something?
12:34What?
12:35Aren't you? What do you think you're doing?
12:41But he didn't take it.
12:43Did he, Tommy?
12:45Why are you looking at me for? I did nothing.
12:48Cheese.
12:50Tommy.
12:52Tommy!
12:54Tommy!
13:04Back again?
13:06You've got a party to get to.
13:08That ain't a party, is it?
13:10Look, the kids fancied burgers.
13:12Honey's away. You know what Billy's cooking's like.
13:15It was a last-minute thing. You're invited, of course you are.
13:18Do you think I am a charity case or just stupid?
13:21See, if that's the way Billy wants to play it, then...
13:23Look, he didn't not invite you on purpose.
13:25I know you've had a bit of a fallout.
13:27A bit of a fallout? You know what he called me? A runt.
13:30Me, a runt. And if he thinks I'm gonna go anywhere near him without an apology, then...
13:34Look, he's just found out his mum took her own life.
13:37His head's a little bit all over the place right now.
13:40So if you don't want to back down for him, then maybe do it for Lexi, eh?
13:43Don't you think she's had enough family dramas?
13:47So, I want to know all about it.
13:49Oh, it was just a boring old meeting.
13:51Why are you being all cloak and dagger about it?
13:54It's the council, not MI5.
13:56All right, it was about raising campaign funds and marketing strategies.
14:00I didn't think you'd be interested. You weren't exactly keen.
14:03Well, I wasn't, but now I've had time to think about it.
14:06I've decided. I'm backing Bill.
14:09What about that for a slogan?
14:11Where's Will?
14:13He was meant to be here, but I see he bumped into some of his mates, so...
14:17Right, I know what I want.
14:19We're gonna wait for Jay, all right?
14:21And Grandad. Why's he being so weird?
14:24Can we at least get the beers in, yeah?
14:26You'll have to forgive my oldest ladies.
14:28Can't all be gentlemen like us, can they, Barney boy?
14:31Now, what is it you like to drink? Lemonade? Cola?
14:34And you?
14:36I don't know.
14:38Lemonade, cola, and you?
14:41Well, you look like a fizzy orange kind of girl to me.
14:45Perfect timing. Just about to get around it.
14:51Grandad, you came.
14:53That ain't a problem, is it?
14:55No, no, it's about what I wanted to say.
14:57Just behave yourself, yeah?
15:01Let me get you a chair.
15:03Looks like someone's been demoted.
15:06Why don't you go sit down there, Phil?
15:11I can't hear you down here, anyway.
15:16Couldn't hear you.
15:36SHE SIGHS
16:01Hiya.
16:03We're celebrating, then. The shares.
16:06Did you manage to cash them in?
16:08Well, enough to pay the outstanding care home bill.
16:11So you can stop worrying.
16:14That's great.
16:24Here.
16:26That's a good choice. Can I have one of them, please, ma'am?
16:29You can't decide between the loaded fries or the mac and cheese.
16:32Well, why don't you have both of them?
16:34Come on, Phil, you've had...
16:36So, what, you want the lottery?
16:39Or are we celebrating your scrote of an old man finally doing one?
16:44I'll drink to that.
16:45Oi, that's my grandad you're talking about.
16:47See? He can't help himself.
16:49And I'm sure Phil meant no offence.
16:52Did you, Phil?
16:55Don't ignore him, mate. Don't take the bait.
16:59I've told you I'm supporting you all the way.
17:01I know it's gonna be hard work, but I'm prepared to make sacrifices.
17:04Oh, it's funny you should mention it,
17:06cos there's this leadership course in Manchester.
17:09I mean, a night away and all that.
17:11Really good opportunity to network.
17:13Great.
17:14What, you don't mind?
17:16No. As long as you put me at a posh hotel.
17:18No. No, you can't come.
17:20Huh?
17:21Well, it's for delegates only. It's gonna be very, very intense.
17:24Anyway, I need someone to stay here and keep an eye on things.
17:29It's your family.
17:31Your family.
17:33Shame Callum couldn't come.
17:35Well, someone's got to protect us from the bad guys.
17:38Hey, Phil.
17:39What's that supposed to mean?
17:41Well, I heard someone nicked your car.
17:44That's got to be bad, innit?
17:46Especially for a bloke like you.
17:48You used to be on the sharp end of business, didn't you?
17:51Leave it out, Harry.
17:53You like winding me up, do you?
17:55Oh, it's low-hanging fruit, mate.
17:57He's funny, really.
17:59Calmer, if you believe in that kind of thing.
18:01If I find out it was you, nick my mother.
18:04What did you just say?
18:05Shut up, Phil.
18:06Come round here giving it the big'un, didn't you?
18:08You're snipping round the arches right from the office.
18:10Enough. Come on.
18:12Harry, did you nick his car?
18:16I could believe one word you say.
18:18Huh?
18:19Nicking off your own cos you're jealous.
18:22I knew you was from the scum side of the family.
18:25Come on, son, you need to calm down.
18:27I've got to talk about my family.
18:29You've told me a lot of things, Billy.
18:31You want to keep your mouth shut.
18:32Yeah, and I meant them.
18:33Yeah, you meant them, didn't you?
18:37Grandad, please, everyone's looking.
18:40Outside. Now.
18:42Oh, you want to start an ordeal?
18:44I think there's been enough fireworks, don't you?
18:47Phil, this ain't happening here.
18:49Come on.
18:52All right?
18:55If my motor ain't outside my house by tomorrow morning...
19:02Son, take a breath.
19:11It's all right.
19:13Do you want a drink or anything?
19:16Don't worry, my dad will sort it.
19:21Are we changing mind, big man? We're coming in.
19:23Slow down, Phil, please.
19:25We're family, I respect you.
19:28It doesn't mean I'm going to let you walk all over us either.
19:32I know that you think you're better than me brother.
19:34I don't think anything.
19:36And things have changed.
19:38Look, I know how you got your reputation, just like your old man did.
19:41Pushing your weight around, bullying people.
19:44I consider myself lucky I never had that as an option.
19:47Now, I get it. Yeah, muscle's great.
19:50But it's a young man's game, Phil.
19:52And I ain't ready been a knacker's job just yet.
19:54So watch your mouth.
19:55What do you think I've been doing, eh?
19:57I could have mugged you off.
19:59Daz, the supreme art of war
20:02is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
20:05Right?
20:07Not that I want us to be enemies.
20:09Like I said, we're family.
20:11And the only one you've got as far as I can see.
20:13And without us, we're all alone.
20:23I've tried everything, Jean.
20:24Shouting at him, not shouting at him, grounding him.
20:27You might listen to Phil, but after the way he's treated him...
20:30That man would talk him into a life of crime, not out of one anyway.
20:35But it's teenage boys, Kat.
20:39Sean was exactly the same, till I got him a paper round.
20:44Come again?
20:45A paper round, you know, like delivering newspapers and magazines?
20:48I mean, it didn't work forever, but it helped.
20:52Until he was old enough to join the army.
20:55Yeah, I know what a paper round is, Jean,
20:57but I don't see what that's got to do with anything.
20:59Oh, well, you see, Sean was kicking off big time.
21:03And, well, I was at my wits' end.
21:05I didn't know what to do,
21:07so I spoke to the lovely man in the corner shop.
21:10He was very reluctant at first, and I could understand why.
21:13I mean, a number of times he caught Sean's hand in the penny sweets jar.
21:17What? Are you saying that I should ask Nish?
21:19Oh, no! No! God forbid, no!
21:23No, it doesn't need to be a paper round.
21:25Anything, really.
21:27Anything that just keeps him busy and off the streets.
21:33What is it they say?
21:35God make... No.
21:36The devil makes work for idle hands.
21:39Right. And cleanliness is next to godliness, yeah?
21:43Jean, you are a beauty. Thank you.
21:50Come on, love. Be reasonable.
21:52I mean, it's not like I don't want you there.
21:54Doesn't sound like it.
21:55You know your dad's going on a jolly to Manchester next week?
21:58It's not a jolly. It's a leadership course.
22:00Yeah, well, anything's better than staying here, isn't it?
22:03Anyway, who are you supposed to be leading?
22:05You haven't even been elected yet.
22:07You'd better not be up to something.
22:09Like what?
22:11I'm gonna run a bath.
22:14I mean, she's right, Dad. What's going on?
22:16What do you mean? I told you.
22:18That you're standing for election? Yeah.
22:20Yeah.
22:21Only you're not, are you?
22:24Mate, I called the council earlier.
22:26They have no record of you applying.
22:28What?
22:29No. Come on, there must be something...
22:31If you're not gonna tell me, Dad, will you just please...
22:34All right, all right, it's fine.
22:36There is something going on, OK?
22:38And you've got to get on with it.
22:40There is something going on, OK?
22:42And you're not gonna like it.
22:50Oh, darling.
22:52That is amazing.
22:54You think they'll like it?
22:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
22:58Look.
23:00Look what Raymond made for you.
23:02What's that meant to be? Some sort of joke?
23:05Ain't missing, it's been nicked.
23:07I've got enough people laughing at me without you joining in.
23:12OK.
23:15Right, that's it.
23:17Come on, you go upstairs, grab your PJs, yeah?
23:20Cos you know, Andy was saying
23:22how much he's been missing you earlier.
23:24Yeah? Should be made up to have us back.
23:27Go on.
23:29So you ain't going anywhere, all right?
23:31What are you gonna do, force me to stay?
23:33You can't bully me. I ain't forcing you, all right?
23:36You can't take him away, he's my son.
23:39And I thought it'd be really good for him, you know?
23:42Come here, get to know you properly.
23:47But...
23:50No, you're poison.
23:52You've ruined Ben.
23:55I ain't gonna let you ruin him at all.
24:07Bottle of red?
24:09You gonna throw that over me?
24:11Well, if that's what floats your boat.
24:13Look, I wanted to apologise for earlier, properly.
24:19Well, it's not quite as nice as the one you ruined, but, er...
24:23Thank you.
24:25Well, you can try it on there if you want.
24:27I won't look. Scats on her.
24:31This is stupid.
24:33I'll get pizza for your tea, yeah?
24:35Have you settled?
24:36I've said I'm sorry, all right? You're overreacting.
24:41Hi.
24:42Oh, hello, sweetheart. Glad to see you.
24:44Come on, we'll go in inside.
24:46Patrick's setting up the domino.
24:48Well, how about a hug for your dad, yeah, before you go?
24:54Yes, maybe we'll see Daddy at the weekend, OK, darling?
24:57In you go. Go on.
24:59Daisy, look, I'm sorry, all right?
25:02I've had a bad day, I shouldn't have taken it out on him.
25:04It's not just today, is it?
25:06It's like you're angry all the time.
25:08And he don't need to be around that.
25:10So why are you carrying on? You think I've given him a good hiding?
25:13You just don't get it, do you?
25:15I actually feel sorry for you.
25:17If you don't sort yourself out,
25:19you're going to end up a very lonely man.
25:35I'd better get Abbie to bed.
25:38Yeah, of course.
25:40Another time, mate.
26:04No.
26:34No.