The Cigarette (2024)
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00:00:00Yeah, it was the worst date ever.
00:00:09It was awful.
00:00:10Who goes to a diner and orders spaghetti?
00:00:14Oh yeah, he was embarrassing.
00:00:17It was all over the place.
00:00:20Yeah, I so didn't want to be there.
00:00:23The worst date ever.
00:00:24He's such a loser.
00:00:25Then we were trying to leave.
00:00:27We were leaving, walking out, and he tried to give me a kiss as we were getting on his bike.
00:00:34Yeah.
00:00:35Yeah.
00:00:37I'll never do that again, ever.
00:00:40Watch where you're walking, Whiskey Willie.
00:00:43Hey Brenda, are you still there?
00:01:02Anyway, sorry about the date.
00:01:04Hopefully you will meet someone soon.
00:01:07The next one will ask you for your hand in marriage.
00:01:11Don't worry, honey.
00:01:12Things are looking up for you.
00:01:21You have to go that way.
00:01:23We're going to slip.
00:01:24Yeah, well, go that way and you won't...
00:01:26But it's not going to fit in here like that.
00:01:28Yes, it will.
00:01:29Open the other door.
00:01:30You're going to be able to get in that way.
00:01:31Go.
00:01:32It's not going to fit.
00:01:33Yes, it will.
00:01:34Just go.
00:01:35I'm trying.
00:01:36Dude, what the fuck?
00:01:37Ah!
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00:01:57So, fourth dungeon, okay?
00:02:00Fourth dungeon.
00:02:01There's a guy you have to get the sword from him.
00:02:04Now what you have to first do is you have to get past all of his guards, right?
00:02:07So there's this dragon looking guy.
00:02:09I don't know what the hell he is.
00:02:11He looks like a dragon.
00:02:29Help!
00:02:30Help!
00:02:31Help!
00:02:32Please!
00:02:33Please help!
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00:02:37Police!
00:02:38Put it down!
00:02:39I mean it, man.
00:02:40Put the knife down and take a step back.
00:02:41Right now!
00:03:01Holy shit.
00:03:02I went to high school with this guy.
00:03:10Holy shit.
00:03:11I went to high school with this guy.
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00:04:39Why didn't Jake come?
00:04:51Jasmine, come on.
00:04:52I need to get to work.
00:04:54Hello there.
00:04:55You don't even have a job.
00:04:56Why are you showering first?
00:04:57I just wanted to look cute for you.
00:04:59Right.
00:05:00I'm so tired of your selfishness.
00:05:01I've had enough of paying for everything.
00:05:03What are you talking about?
00:05:04I pay for this pan care.
00:05:05Okay, and when was the last time you did something not for you, but for us?
00:05:08Exactly. You're a slob and a fuck-up.
00:05:11What do you mean?
00:05:12Where are my shoes?
00:05:13Come, let's do it quickly.
00:05:15I don't have time. I'm running late. Where are my shoes?
00:05:18I don't know where your shoes are. What are you doing?
00:05:21I cannot find...
00:05:22Can you stop throwing my shoes like that?
00:05:24I can't find my shoes.
00:05:26These are very expensive shoes, you know.
00:05:28Look at this shit, Jasmine.
00:05:29See all this stuff?
00:05:30This is why you've been feeling heavier on top of me the last few months, right?
00:05:34All you ate is this crap.
00:05:37Enough. I'm tossing it. Maybe...
00:05:38No! Why are you throwing away my food?
00:05:40Alright, I'm going to throw away your toys then.
00:05:43They are not toys. They are collectibles and they are very fucking expensive.
00:05:46Collectibles?
00:05:47Don't you dare...
00:05:48Spiderman?
00:05:49Well, who is this? Wonder Woman?
00:05:51Captain America?
00:05:52Yeah, whatever.
00:05:53What is this? Power Rangers?
00:05:54What are you, 12?
00:05:55You know what? Get out.
00:05:58What do you mean, get out?
00:05:59I mean, leave my house. I've had enough.
00:06:01Enough of what?
00:06:02Enough of you and your shit.
00:06:04What are you doing?
00:06:05Oh, okay. You want to throw away my stuff?
00:06:07I'll throw away your stuff too.
00:06:10Stop throwing my shoes away.
00:06:14Take your stuff and leave.
00:06:16What are you talking about?
00:06:17I'm talking about we're over. It's done.
00:06:19Are you serious?
00:06:20Yes. Get out of my house.
00:06:21Steve, do you mean it?
00:06:24I've never been more serious about anything in my life.
00:06:26Leave.
00:06:27Well, can I at least get an Uber?
00:06:30This is too many things for me to carry.
00:06:32I'm already dressed up.
00:06:33Take this. Take a subway, a car, whatever you need to
00:06:37to get as far away from here as you can.
00:06:39I don't care.
00:07:03Shit.
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00:08:04Mary? Dad?
00:08:07Jasmine, what are you doing here?
00:08:09Oh, you look upset. What happened now?
00:08:11Steve broke up with me. He kicked me out.
00:08:13Not again.
00:08:14Dad!
00:08:15What'd you do this time?
00:08:17What'd you do this time?
00:08:19He said I don't pay the bills.
00:08:21I said I don't pay the bills.
00:08:23I said I don't pay the bills.
00:08:25I said I don't pay the bills.
00:08:27I said I don't pay the bills.
00:08:29I said I don't pay the bills.
00:08:31He said that I don't pay the bill, that I waste too much water, and you know, stupid nonsense.
00:08:36Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
00:08:39Anyway, I'm going to go to my room.
00:08:41No, no, no. Jasmine, you can't go to your room.
00:08:43We rented it two months ago, I told you that. Apparently, you weren't listening again.
00:08:48Dad?
00:08:50Hi.
00:08:52What the hell is this?
00:08:53Um, Stan.
00:08:55Can you kick him out?
00:08:56Hell no, absolutely not.
00:08:58Awkward.
00:08:59He's a great tenant.
00:09:00Stan pays rent. He doesn't waste money like you do.
00:09:03You take two-hour showers, Jasmine.
00:09:05You keep the lights on all the time.
00:09:07You keep the gas stove burning.
00:09:09Mary, I told you that was when I was 12 years old, and I didn't know that firecrackers...
00:09:14Listen, Jasmine, you are an adult. You need to get an apartment and get a job.
00:09:19Daddy, am I your little princess?
00:09:21Princess of darkness, maybe.
00:09:23Mm-hmm.
00:09:24You need to support yourself.
00:09:25And we're going on vacation.
00:09:26Yes, we are.
00:09:27Well, that's just perfect.
00:09:28I could just get the back of the garage and put it in the living room and stay here.
00:09:31No, hell no, that's not happening.
00:09:33We're afraid you'll burn it down again.
00:09:35Stan will watch the house.
00:09:37We don't need you to watch the house.
00:09:39Come on.
00:09:40No, you need to...
00:09:41Are you guys serious?
00:09:42Yes.
00:09:43You need to go.
00:09:44This is not happening again.
00:09:46Come back when you have a job.
00:09:48Okay, I see what's happening here.
00:09:50You know what?
00:09:51I'm going to prove it to you, Mary, and you, Dad.
00:09:53I'm going to find a job and prove to you that I'm a very independent, responsible woman.
00:09:57Good.
00:09:58Do that.
00:09:59We would love that.
00:10:00We would love it.
00:10:01All right.
00:10:02Goodbye, Mary.
00:10:03Goodbye, Dad.
00:10:04Bye.
00:10:05And you too, Stan.
00:10:06Goodbye.
00:10:07She seems nice.
00:10:12What now, Jasmine?
00:10:13Can I get an Uber?
00:10:15You're seriously crazy.
00:10:17I love you, but no.
00:10:19Goodbye.
00:10:21An Uber.
00:10:22The princess wants an Uber.
00:10:23Well, she didn't ask for a rental car.
00:10:25Look at the good side.
00:10:26She's got her mother's genes.
00:10:27Yeah.
00:10:28Hundred percent.
00:10:53Sarah, my best friend in the whole wide world.
00:11:00How are you?
00:11:01Long time no see.
00:11:04What do you want?
00:11:06Listen, I need a place to crash.
00:11:11No.
00:11:12Why not?
00:11:13You are not staying with me.
00:11:15I love you so much, but you are the most self-centered person I know.
00:11:19You're not going to freeload off of me.
00:11:22Listen, today is the day that I'm going to change my life around.
00:11:26It's going to be a new me.
00:11:28I also need a job.
00:11:31Okay.
00:11:32Well, if I hear anything, I will let you know.
00:11:35What about here?
00:11:37You seem to be working by yourself.
00:11:39You seem like you need some help.
00:11:41Jasmine.
00:11:42No.
00:11:43I love you, but you ruin everything.
00:11:45And if I hire you, we're both going to get fired.
00:11:48Come on.
00:11:49I'm not the manager.
00:11:50I don't hire people anyways.
00:11:52Well, can I at least have a place to crash?
00:11:56Please, pretty please.
00:11:58Listen, listen.
00:11:59Please.
00:12:00My parents don't want me in the house.
00:12:02They have some guy living there now.
00:12:04And my boyfriend, well, my now ex-boyfriend broke up with me.
00:12:08You're the only friend I have.
00:12:09You're the only one I can trust and depend on.
00:12:11Please, please.
00:12:12Please, pretty please.
00:12:14Fine.
00:12:16One week, and you need to find a job.
00:12:18I will.
00:12:19Now.
00:12:20Yes, yes I will.
00:12:21I'm not kidding.
00:12:22Yes, I promise, I promise.
00:12:23After you make me a dirty martini, and please make it extra dirty.
00:12:29I promise.
00:12:30I'll after that.
00:12:31You can have a beer.
00:12:33A beer?
00:12:34A beer.
00:12:35I don't drink beer.
00:12:36You know that.
00:12:37Whatever.
00:12:38What kind of beer is this?
00:12:39I've never heard of that brand.
00:12:46What kind of beer is this?
00:12:48It's a beer.
00:12:49What the heck?
00:12:52Can I have some water, please?
00:12:54You can have some water.
00:12:59And also a mint.
00:13:00A mint?
00:13:01Fine.
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00:14:31Give me something hot.
00:14:32Give me all you've got.
00:14:35Now let's get on with the dinner shot.
00:14:38Hello.
00:14:39Can I get a drink over here?
00:14:42Well, hello there, beautiful.
00:14:44How are you?
00:14:46What's your name?
00:14:48I'm Omari.
00:14:49Pleasure to meet you.
00:14:50Please don't hit on me.
00:14:51I just broke up with my boyfriend,
00:14:53and no, I don't want any rebound sex.
00:14:55Come on.
00:14:56I got a job offering for you.
00:14:57It's an offer you can't refuse.
00:15:00Oh, trust me.
00:15:01I can refuse.
00:15:02Seriously.
00:15:03Let me ask you a question.
00:15:04Do you smoke?
00:15:07No.
00:15:08Do I smoke like I smoke?
00:15:09It's an offer.
00:15:10It's a job off.
00:15:12Come on.
00:15:13This is your chance to make some money.
00:15:14You know, get out there.
00:15:16Do things.
00:15:18What kind of job are you offering me?
00:15:19Is it something that involves me being on my knees
00:15:21and scraping it?
00:15:22No, thank you.
00:15:23It's a cigarette marketing gig.
00:15:27You would have to take this and smoke it,
00:15:32or pretend to smoke it.
00:15:34And, you know, you'd go to streets, clubs, bars,
00:15:40schools, specially schools.
00:15:43What kind of nonsense are you telling me?
00:15:46If they take the product,
00:15:48it pays 500 for people over 40,
00:15:541,000 for millennials,
00:15:563,000 for teens,
00:15:59and 10,000 for kids.
00:16:01Huh?
00:16:02What do you think about that?
00:16:03Are you out of your fucking mind?
00:16:06Kids?
00:16:07Teens?
00:16:08Are you trying to get me locked up?
00:16:09You would have to wait until they ask, of course.
00:16:12And when they do,
00:16:13you would give them a cigarette.
00:16:15From here.
00:16:17And only from here.
00:16:19Just remember to keep the two separate,
00:16:22never together.
00:16:24And this is more like a Hollywood cigarette.
00:16:28You know, it burns,
00:16:31no smoke,
00:16:32and lasts forever.
00:16:34I'll confuse us.
00:16:36I have gorgeous eyes, by the way.
00:16:40So, what do you think?
00:16:42Are you in or are you out?
00:16:48Well, I mean, I don't know.
00:16:50Um, how would I get paid?
00:16:53Through the app, of course.
00:16:55Which app?
00:16:56Cash for Cigarettes.
00:16:58Oh.
00:16:59Okay, let me look.
00:17:00Just, uh, remember to walk away immediately
00:17:03after you give them the cigarette.
00:17:08Oh, I think I just dealt with it.
00:17:09Is this the one I knew?
00:17:11No one.
00:17:15I don't know that he won.
00:17:21Here.
00:17:24What is it?
00:17:27I mean, it looks sexy smoking.
00:18:15I don't know.
00:18:16What the hell am I doing with this?
00:18:18This is crazy.
00:18:25Woo!
00:18:26Hey, what the?
00:18:27Oh, beautiful.
00:18:29Hi.
00:18:30You got a cigarette I can borrow?
00:18:32Sure.
00:18:34Oh.
00:18:35You know, I almost confused you with the cigarette.
00:18:37I saw you with it,
00:18:38and I was just like,
00:18:39damn, I gotta take a smoke out of that ass.
00:18:42Really?
00:18:43Yeah.
00:18:44I think you got a really nice butt.
00:18:46How can you tell?
00:18:47I'm sitting down.
00:18:48I mean, look at you.
00:18:49You're just so sexy.
00:18:50There's no one like you.
00:18:51I gotta have a nice figure.
00:18:53I guess I do, yeah.
00:18:54I do work out.
00:18:55Yeah?
00:18:56You looking for a gym partner?
00:18:57I like to go early in the mornings.
00:18:59I mean, look at me.
00:19:01No, I'm good.
00:19:03You live around here?
00:19:05Kind of.
00:19:06Yeah?
00:19:07Yeah.
00:19:08Well, so do I.
00:19:09Why don't we swing by, you know,
00:19:11get to know each other a little bit?
00:19:13No, thank you.
00:19:15Do you have a lighter I can borrow?
00:19:17Um, sure.
00:19:19You know, I'm trying to give up smoking,
00:19:21but with this tough economy,
00:19:22it's just so hard right now.
00:19:24You know, I would rather suffer with someone.
00:19:26Sorry, it's not working.
00:19:28Oh, that's okay.
00:19:29Let me see if I can really look for one over here.
00:19:31Be at a liquor or something.
00:19:34Ah, I got one right here.
00:19:37So yeah, as I was saying,
00:19:39I met this guy who just gave up smoking,
00:19:41sex, and eating fatty foods
00:19:43just until the day he died.
00:19:44It was crazy.
00:19:46Oh, okay.
00:19:50So anyways,
00:19:51let me get your number, you know?
00:19:53I just want to take you out,
00:19:54get to know you a little bit.
00:19:55You know what?
00:19:56I'm sorry, I gotta go.
00:19:58Wait, come on.
00:19:59Where are you going?
00:20:00I don't want to.
00:20:01Something came up.
00:20:02Sorry.
00:20:03Are you sure?
00:20:04Yeah.
00:20:05I don't mind taking you out to dinner.
00:20:09Damn, I knew I should have put on deodorant.
00:20:28Hey, Desmond.
00:20:29How's your cute boyfriend Steve doing?
00:20:31Uh, Steve?
00:20:33He got herpes.
00:20:34Oh.
00:20:40Okay.
00:20:53Oh my god!
00:20:58Hello?
00:20:59Dave, where are you?
00:21:01I'm out for a run.
00:21:02What do you want?
00:21:03Are you serious?
00:21:04What?
00:21:05What did she ask me?
00:21:06You were supposed to pick him up.
00:21:08Alright, I got an Uber.
00:21:09I'll take care of it.
00:21:10Just get off my back.
00:21:11Bye!
00:21:38Oh my god!
00:22:08Oh my god!
00:22:38Oh my god!
00:23:08Oh my god!
00:23:38Good morning.
00:23:39How can I help you?
00:23:40Yes, hi.
00:23:41I would like to know something that happened.
00:23:42My phone.
00:23:43Story short, some guy told me to download this app, and I think he sent me some money.
00:23:44I wanted to know if it was real money or fake money.
00:23:45Oh sure, I can help you with that.
00:23:46Do you have an ID that I can use to access your account?
00:23:47Yes, yes, I do.
00:23:48Here you go.
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00:26:12Hey.
00:26:13Hey girl.
00:26:14I forgot to get the keys from you yesterday.
00:26:16Is it ok that I come by?
00:26:18I noticed.
00:26:20I was like so tipsy that I just left there like so fast.
00:26:25You were not tipsy.
00:26:26You were drunk, crying and calling everyone steve.
00:26:30No way.
00:26:31For real?
00:26:32Yeah.
00:26:33really no way it was funny anyways just just come to the bar and grab the keys
00:26:39okay well thank you so much really for letting me stay over I really appreciate
00:26:44it you're welcome only for one week yeah I know hey guess what what I got a job I
00:26:56didn't know playpen was hiring and no you can't borrow any of my thongs or
00:27:02panties ha ha ha Robbie funny okay just come get the key hun all right then see
00:27:10you soon bye
00:28:02oh are you over 18 years old yeah you are what year you was born um mm whatever
00:28:14take it
00:29:02I'm headed this time yo my man that was your balance that bro no it's this one
00:29:32when I got it oh wow
00:29:44yo say it again well I'll know because say it again bro
00:30:32you
00:31:33yes may I help you can I have a cigarette no you're crazy you're a kid
00:31:40please no where's your parents please well I don't know maybe I'll give you
00:31:55one but this is gonna be a little secret all right okay don't tell no one you
00:32:00promise yeah all right here no one okay you're welcome enjoy have fun with it
00:32:09bye
00:32:12kiss us so stupid
00:32:16oh well well well look who's calling me hello hey why did you tell Megan that I
00:32:35have herpes did I say that did you know that she called my sister and asked her
00:32:41about it hmm yeah listen you still have a bunch of crap at my apartment when are
00:32:47you gonna come get all this stuff relax I'll get them when I have time all right
00:32:52just mean you need to come get your crap I cannot work with all this stuff around
00:32:57what do you have a new girlfriend moving in no I just don't need 200 pairs of
00:33:02shoes at the moment so can I throw this stuff out then or no no don't touch any
00:33:09of my stuff I told you when I have time I will come and get it oh like you're so
00:33:13busy sleeping till noon eating junk food watching TV come on as a matter of fact I
00:33:20have a new job I made over $4,000 today oh what are you stripping now no what
00:33:29does everyone thinks I'm a stripper well it's not like you're qualified for much
00:33:32of anything except having a round ass what kind of woman do you think I am
00:33:40well it's the matter of fact I have a new sugar daddy and he's your daddy I
00:33:47don't even understand that but good luck to him what are you jealous the best
00:33:53revenge against a man who steals your woman is let him have her Steve you
00:34:00would never find anyone like me oh god I hope so you know what does mean I used
00:34:08to think you took my breath away but really you were just suffocating me to
00:34:12death hello what a fucking jerk
00:34:19I should listen to my mother
00:34:22oh hey Arie it's time for bed here I got a treat for you yes oh let me see if I
00:34:37got any text from that stupid jerk Steve whatever good night Arie
00:35:07I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
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00:36:07There's only a nightmare Hey Ary
00:36:18okay not that much
00:36:24Okay class. If Susie had three apples and John took two, how many apples does Susie
00:36:35have left? Heather? Jennifer? What's so funny? Jennifer? Note. Guess what? I have a
00:36:53cigarette. Do you want to join me after gym class under the bleachers? My sister's
00:37:03friends like to smoke. Do you girls have any idea how bad cigarette smoking is?
00:37:12Your teeth are going to turn yellow. You'll smell bad. Your lungs are going to turn black
00:37:18and you're not going to be able to breathe. Where's the cigarette, Jennifer? What cigarette?
00:37:24Backpack, now. Heather, every day it's something with you that I have to stop class
00:37:37because you're being disruptive. Can you even spell cigarette?
00:37:42C-I-G-A-R-E-T-T-E. Up to the board now, Heather. You are going to write 50 times,
00:37:58I will not smoke cigarettes.
00:38:28Oh my god. A lighter. Light it. That's dirty and gross. Light it. Fine.
00:38:58Good.
00:39:28Hey, little girl.
00:39:59This one really needs to go back to kindergarten. Never seen such chicken scratch.
00:40:13Barney, could you come back later to clean the classroom? I'm grading papers.
00:40:20Seriously, Barney, I gotta get this done.
00:40:23I'm sure there's other classrooms you can be cleaning.
00:40:53What's going on here? What time is it?
00:41:09Oh my god. Aerie, I got some money. This is freaking amazing.
00:41:23So
00:41:54Oh my god, Aerie. Oh my god, come back.
00:41:57Oh my god. I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do now. I don't have time for this.
00:42:23Hey, guys. Jasmine. Oh, hi, Stan. What do you want now? Nothing. I just came to tell you and dad
00:42:40that I got a job. What? That's amazing. Oh my gosh, I'm so proud of you. What kind of job could you get?
00:42:47A marketing job. A marketing job? Yeah. Selling hamburgers and fast food. No, dad. It's a real job.
00:42:54Well, anyway, yeah, I told you I was gonna get a job. I told you too, right? Someone owes me an apology.
00:43:01I don't believe it. We'll have to see. I always had faith in you. Oh, thank you.
00:43:07See? She had faith in me, not you. Yeah.
00:43:16Oh. Hello? Jasmine? Cops were at the bar looking for you. What do you mean?
00:43:26And where's my cat? I don't know. She's checking underneath the bed, underneath the couch. I don't know.
00:43:31The cops were questioning me about you. What kind of question they were asking you?
00:43:37Where you live, what you're like. I don't know. What did you tell them? The truth,
00:43:44that you live with me and stay with your parents. Jasmine, what did you do?
00:43:52What on heaven's earth? Oh my god, Jasmine. Isn't that you on the news? I gotta go.
00:43:59I gotta go. Okay. All right. Bye.
00:44:06Um. Why are they saying you're a person of interest? I don't know. I have no idea. I
00:44:11swear to god, dad. Mary, I don't know what's going on here. Did you do this? That's you.
00:44:16That's you. I don't know. It must be a mistake. I swear to god, dad. I have a real job. Mary,
00:44:22you have to believe me. I have a real job. Whatever you did, you're in big trouble this time.
00:44:26No, I don't know anything about that. I swear. Here we go again.
00:44:36Police. Yes? On the ground.
00:44:40Oh my god. Okay, okay. All right. All right. I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything.
00:44:47I didn't do nothing. Stop that knocking. Show us some paper. Get up off the floor. You're messing
00:44:54with the floor. It's a mistake. You guys are breaking in. You're hurting her. Oh my god.
00:45:00Get my brother on the phone. Okay. You're hurting her.
00:45:24Uncle Juan. Hi, Jasmine. And it's John, not Juan anymore. Oh, okay.
00:45:38Okay, so let's see what you've gotten yourself into this time.
00:45:44Okay, well, you made bail. Oh, thank god. Well, because you didn't have any priors, surprisingly.
00:45:52What does that even mean? What are you trying to say? I think you know what it means.
00:46:00Okay, so you are charged with, if you're interested. Yes, please.
00:46:07Okay, so we have, let's see, contributing to the delinquency of a minor. What? Sale of drugs.
00:46:17What? Involuntary manslaughter. Oh, god. And smoking in public.
00:46:25What? Are you kidding me? I thought that smoking in public was legal.
00:46:29Well, it's a misdemeanor, but Jasmine, I think you should be more concerned with the involuntary
00:46:36manslaughter charge. Don't you? I guess. All right, listen, and give it to me straight.
00:46:45Tell me what happened. Please don't lie. I always know when you're lying.
00:46:51Well, long story short, this guy at a bar, he made me download this app where he was paying me money
00:47:01for selling cigarettes to him. Wait a minute. Where did all my money go? What are you talking
00:47:06about? In the app. Let me see your phone. Right there. All the money disappeared in the app.
00:47:12It disappeared. It's not there no more. Well, yeah, I don't see any app. Oh, you know what?
00:47:18I got this. He gave me these cigarettes, right, to sell. These are the cigarettes he was
00:47:24giving me to sell, and what the? What? The cigarettes just disappeared. I don't understand.
00:47:32What happened? And they were inside here. Like a few minutes ago, before you came in,
00:47:36they were right here in the app. And they just disappeared? Yes. And the app,
00:47:40so the app disappeared and the cigarettes disappeared? Yes. Jasmine. I swear I'm not
00:47:46lying to you. They were right here a few minutes ago. Okay. Okay. Do you have his number? Do you
00:47:52have his phone number? No, I don't. You don't have his number? No. I only know his first name.
00:47:58A business name? No. I mean, the app was just poor. Address. Address of the business. Did he
00:48:05show you the business? No, he didn't. He just made me download an app and he was paying me
00:48:10that way. Jasmine, what's wrong with you? I don't know. I don't know what I can...
00:48:18You don't have any information at all? No, that's all I have. The cigarette and the app
00:48:22that just disappeared. And it just disappeared? Yes. Why don't you believe me? I don't know what's
00:48:27going on. I feel like I'm in a Lifetime movie or something. Oh gosh.
00:48:51Oh my gosh, Sarah. I'm so glad you're here. Listen, I need a big favor. Do you have the
00:48:55recording on these cameras right here? Yeah, yeah. I need the tape. I have them. They're in
00:48:59the back. Can I get them? Where are my keys? My landlord's not home and I was stuck out all night.
00:49:05Man, I'm sorry. I think I left them at my parents' house. I'll get them for you later.
00:49:09So can I have the tape recording, please? You are so selfish. And where's my cat?
00:49:16Um, listen, I have nothing to do with your escaped cat, right? How do you know my cat escaped?
00:49:22Um, well, I'm just guessing because that's what cats do. They always escape and stuff.
00:49:29Is he dead or alive? Just tell me. Sarah, listen to me. Don't get mad, please. Relax.
00:49:35By accident, I left the door open and Ari escaped. But, but after you give me the tape,
00:49:41I'll go find Ari and if I don't, I'll just get you a new cat. You can't just get me a new Ari.
00:49:49It's my cat. Sarah, can we please talk about the cat and this later? Whatever the heck is
00:49:54going on here? Look, I just need you to get me the copy of the tape, please. Look,
00:49:58don't say anything. The cops think I killed someone. That's why I need those tape.
00:50:06The cops think you killed someone? Yes. Can you say, don't say too loud.
00:50:09What did you do? Excuse me? What did you do? What kind of freaking question is that? How dare
00:50:20you ask me that question? I'm done with you. I'm gonna call the cops.
00:51:09So
00:51:39Jasmine, what are you showing us here? This right here, that's the guy. Look,
00:51:54Dad. Where did you get this picture? All I see is a red hat. You can't see his face. This is
00:52:00not evidence. What kind of places are you hanging out in? There's a billiard table here. What,
00:52:04what is this? There's more important things to discuss here, okay? You can't use this as
00:52:08evidence. Why not? It's a hat. It's a hat. Oh, you can't see his hand? Well, what about those AIG
00:52:17thing? I think in order to use that, you need to see a face. How can a computer recognize him if
00:52:22you don't see his face? I don't know. Any judge or police or any kind of legal person would laugh
00:52:27you out of court. You've been watching too many crime TV shows. It's not that easy. Use your
00:52:32brain. Oh my gosh. You guys are out of pickles. Pickles? At a time like this? What are you,
00:52:43pregnant? Pickles. Just letting you know. He wants pickles. Oh, we're surrounded by crazy people.
00:52:50Pickles.
00:53:03Excuse me. Have you seen this person right here? Hey, have you seen this person? Hello? This person?
00:53:12Hey, have you seen this guy right here? Excuse me. Excuse me. Have you seen this guy?
00:53:18Hey, hey, hey, sorry. Have you seen this guy right here? Oh, gosh. Hey, hi. Hi, excuse me. Have you
00:53:26Have you seen this guy right here?
00:53:28Great.
00:53:30Everyone's just freaking passing by me, ignoring me.
00:53:35Whatever.
00:53:48Hey.
00:53:51Have you seen this guy?
00:53:56Lady, it's just the top of his head.
00:53:58And?
00:53:59I don't know who he fucking is.
00:54:02Why?
00:54:02He's still fucking you.
00:54:04Ain't shit, doll.
00:54:14Hey, have you seen this person?
00:54:15I'm filming you.
00:54:16Why?
00:54:17Hello, why are you filming me?
00:54:18I said I'm filming you.
00:54:19Why?
00:54:20Because I'm filming you.
00:54:21I'm just asking if you've seen this person.
00:54:23I'm filming you.
00:54:24Goodbye, go away.
00:54:26I'm filming you.
00:54:47Hey, have you seen this person?
00:54:52Hey, have you seen this person right here?
00:54:54Hey, have you seen this person?
00:54:58Hey, have you seen this person right here?
00:55:03Hey, have you seen this person?
00:55:05Hey, this person, have you seen this person?
00:55:11Excuse me, have you seen this person right here?
00:55:16Excuse me, have you seen this person right here?
00:55:24Excuse me, have you seen this person right here?
00:55:55Excuse me.
00:55:59Hey, yo, excuse me, can I have a cigarette?
00:56:01No, I don't have any left.
00:56:03A cigarette's back for you.
00:56:04Can you fuck off?
00:56:10Yeah.
00:56:16Oh, I'm gonna Google his name.
00:56:22Oh, so they have a phone number.
00:56:24Good eye for a call.
00:56:48Nicotine Ninja, can I help you?
00:56:50Oh, hey.
00:56:52Do you guys have any jobs available?
00:56:55What type of jobs are you looking for?
00:56:58I don't know anything, what do you have?
00:57:01Let me put you on hold just a moment and I will chat.
00:57:04All right, thanks.
00:57:06This music sucks.
00:57:09All right, hello.
00:57:10Hey.
00:57:11It turns out we have some sales positions available.
00:57:14Oh, great, I'm good at sales.
00:57:16All right, we have availability right now for an interview
00:57:22if you'd like to come over.
00:57:23Now?
00:57:25Sure.
00:57:25I mean, I'm not even dressed.
00:57:27I don't even have a business to run.
00:57:29Oh, that's fine.
00:57:29You can show up in what you're wearing.
00:57:32Are you sure about that?
00:57:33Absolutely.
00:57:36Okay, fine.
00:57:37What's your address?
00:57:39Oh, we can send an Uber to pick you up.
00:57:42An Uber?
00:57:43Sure.
00:57:44Hmm.
00:57:46I mean, okay, I guess.
00:57:48All right, no, it's our pleasure.
00:57:50Can you tell us your address?
00:57:52Sure, it's 589 Madison Avenue.
00:57:56All right, we'll have an Uber to you
00:57:58in within five minutes.
00:58:00All right, thank you.
00:58:01You're welcome, see you soon.
00:58:03All right, bye.
00:58:06An Uber?
00:58:08Hmm.
00:58:09Whatever.
00:58:12Hello?
00:58:12Hi.
00:58:13Hi.
00:58:14Hi.
00:58:15Hi, I'm Dr. Bruce.
00:58:17I'm Jasmine.
00:58:18Jasmine, nice to meet you.
00:58:20Yeah.
00:58:21How was your ride in?
00:58:23It was amazing.
00:58:24Excellent, excellent.
00:58:26Would you like a cup of coffee?
00:58:28Sure.
00:58:29Thank you.
00:58:30Thank you.
00:58:31Thank you.
00:58:31Thank you.
00:58:32Thank you.
00:58:33Thank you.
00:58:34Thank you.
00:58:35Thank you.
00:58:36Thank you.
00:58:37Thank you.
00:58:37Thank you.
00:58:38Thank you.
00:58:39Thank you.
00:58:40Would you like a cup of coffee or?
00:58:42No, I'm good, thank you.
00:58:43Excellent.
00:58:45So, have you ever worked for a startup company before?
00:58:48Yes, I have, a long time ago.
00:58:51Okay.
00:58:54I don't see a ring in your finger.
00:58:56No.
00:58:57I don't have one either.
00:58:58You do not.
00:59:01So, Jasmine, can you tell me why you think
00:59:04you are a best fit for this role?
00:59:07I would have to say that it runs in the family.
00:59:11My family is all hardworking people.
00:59:12Gotcha.
00:59:13Out of all the roles that you've had in the past,
00:59:16what would you say was your favorite?
00:59:18I would have to say when I used to sell vacuum cleaners.
00:59:21Oh.
00:59:22Yeah.
00:59:23Did they, were you in a showroom
00:59:25or were you going door to door?
00:59:26Yeah, I was going door to door,
00:59:28selling them and then, anyway.
00:59:31Wow, that takes a lot of confidence.
00:59:33Yeah.
00:59:34Wow.
00:59:36That's impressive.
00:59:37I thought that they stopped doing the door to door stuff
00:59:39back in the 70s.
00:59:41Oh, well, not really.
00:59:42They still do in New Jersey, Pennsylvania,
00:59:44some other state.
00:59:46You know, I used to destroy a couple of light carpets,
00:59:49but anyway, that's the past.
00:59:50Oh.
00:59:52Okay.
00:59:53How would you say that your former employers
00:59:57would describe you?
00:59:59I would say very hardworking, independent,
01:00:02responsible, reliable.
01:00:05Excellent.
01:00:06And what are your expectations regarding pay for this job?
01:00:10You mean money-wise?
01:00:11Yeah.
01:00:12I would have to say,
01:00:14as soon as you give me a big percentage of the sales,
01:00:17I'm good with it.
01:00:18I'll work seven days a week, night or day.
01:00:21Wow, okay.
01:00:24Excellent.
01:00:25Have you ever been convicted of any felonies
01:00:27or anything like that?
01:00:29Convicted?
01:00:31Well, yeah, a long time ago.
01:00:35You know how it is when you're young, right?
01:00:38You get in trouble all the time.
01:00:39Right, yeah.
01:00:40I get that, absolutely.
01:00:42By the way, you have beautiful blue eyes.
01:00:44Thank you very much.
01:00:46You have lovely eyes as well.
01:00:48Thank you.
01:00:48Tell me, where do you see yourself in about five years?
01:00:52I would have to say right there in that chair.
01:00:55Taking your spot.
01:00:57Amazing.
01:00:58Oh my God.
01:00:59Mom.
01:00:59Mom.
01:01:00Oh, it's getting worse.
01:01:02Call it.
01:01:08What?
01:01:09Well, where am I?
01:01:11She's alive.
01:01:12What the hell are you doing to me?
01:01:14Care for a cigarette?
01:01:15No, get off of me.
01:01:17What the fuck is this?
01:01:18All right, you know, it's real surprising
01:01:21how fast you found me.
01:01:22I mean, considering that, obviously,
01:01:26you're not so bright.
01:01:27So really, Gray Morton, so what are you, a fucking freak?
01:01:31I'm not a monster or a serial killer.
01:01:36I'm a businessman.
01:01:39I started this company, this private drug corporation,
01:01:43the Nicotine Ninjas.
01:01:46I mean, we did pretty good the first few years,
01:01:49you know, with the coin.
01:01:51I remember the classics, the tobacco titty twisters,
01:01:56the parliament puffers,
01:01:58and my personal favorite, the sugar sticks.
01:02:02You ever heard of them?
01:02:03No, get me off of this.
01:02:05Well, apparently, no one else did.
01:02:08We were failing as a company.
01:02:11Sales were horrible.
01:02:13So what did we do?
01:02:15We decided to create this amazing concoction,
01:02:20this unbelievable idea,
01:02:24the Cowboy Killer.
01:02:28It made me the most powerful man in the world.
01:02:33One of our taste testers, so sick,
01:02:38he had to quit smoking for two years.
01:02:43This guy, I mean, he was like a two-pack-a-day smoker.
01:02:47Right, Joe?
01:02:48Right.
01:02:49He was smoking since he was like 12.
01:02:51So you're telling me that you're bad at making cigarettes?
01:02:54The ingredients in the Cowboy Killer
01:02:58would make this taste tester so sick
01:03:02that he would get sick just by the thought of smoking.
01:03:08We're in a million dollar hole here.
01:03:10A million dollars.
01:03:13So I thought instead of making a cigarette
01:03:17that tastes great, let's change directions
01:03:21and make one that cures smoking.
01:03:25Nicotine Ninjas has developed a cigarette
01:03:27that not only will make you stop smoking,
01:03:31but will cure every single urge you have for nicotine.
01:03:37For a small price of three grand,
01:03:40one puff of this cigarette,
01:03:48and you'll never wanna smoke again.
01:03:50The only problem, the only setback that we have
01:03:55with the Cowboy Killer is that it wears off after two years.
01:04:02This taste tester, he quit smoking for two years,
01:04:06and after two years, he started smoking eight packs a day.
01:04:11He died pretty quickly.
01:04:13See, the big picture here is
01:04:16to make Nicotine Ninjas go public,
01:04:19all we need is that little nudge
01:04:22to get us out of bankruptcy, to...
01:04:26Oh, by the way, there's gonna be a paycheck for you
01:04:29by the end of the week,
01:04:31and this one's not gonna bounce like the other one.
01:04:35We couldn't test it on animals.
01:04:40I mean, have you ever heard of a horse that smokes cigarettes?
01:04:45No! Huh?
01:04:46No, just get me off of this!
01:04:47Of course not, of course not.
01:04:49So that's why we needed unsuspecting lab humans.
01:04:54And naturally, we hired you
01:04:56to test out nicotine-addicted rats,
01:05:00but unfortunately, they had a few side effects.
01:05:04A few? Are you fucking kidding me?
01:05:07Just get this shit off of me.
01:05:09Get this off of me right now.
01:05:11You're asking, and you might be thinking,
01:05:13you know, why didn't we just kill you?
01:05:16Yeah, why?
01:05:17And throw you off the bridge?
01:05:20Well, why didn't you then?
01:05:21Because the answer is obvious.
01:05:24We needed another test subject,
01:05:26another lab human,
01:05:28to test out our brand-new product.
01:05:36I think we've figured out all the kinks in this one.
01:05:41No! No!
01:05:44No! No! No!
01:05:54Oh, it's so cold in here.
01:05:58Oh, what the fuck?
01:06:00Oh, I'm so fucking upset about this.
01:06:03Hello?
01:06:05Hello? Is anybody in there?
01:06:08Hello?
01:06:09Hello?
01:06:10Hello? What's your name?
01:06:12My name is Jasmine, and yours?
01:06:14I'm Susan.
01:06:16Oh, thank you.
01:06:18Oh, thank you.
01:06:20Oh, thank you.
01:06:22Susan!
01:06:24Oh, thank God you can hear me.
01:06:26Where are you?
01:06:28I think I'm next door to you.
01:06:31I think I'm in the next room.
01:06:33Oh, okay.
01:06:35How did you get there?
01:06:38I don't know.
01:06:40I was handing out cigarettes for free,
01:06:44and then my boss dropped me off here,
01:06:47and I don't know.
01:06:49I don't know what happened.
01:06:51I can't see anything.
01:06:53And where are you from?
01:06:55I'm from Baltimore, Maryland.
01:06:57Oh, wow, that's crazy.
01:07:00Okay, I'm from New York City.
01:07:03Oh, can you find a light switch or something?
01:07:08I'll find anything and see if you can come and help me.
01:07:11I'm stuck. I can't move or anything.
01:07:14Well, my light here is on.
01:07:16Do you have your lights turned on there?
01:07:18I just told you I can't see anything.
01:07:21Gee, you don't have to be fucking mean.
01:07:24I'm sorry about that. I'm really nervous.
01:07:26I've just been stuck here.
01:07:28I have no idea for how long.
01:07:30It could be days. It could be weeks.
01:07:32It could be a month.
01:07:34Okay, well, let's see here.
01:07:36I mean, I don't know.
01:07:38They just locked me inside this room right here,
01:07:41and I don't think if I could find anything here
01:07:44to break the door.
01:07:46I'll call you if you can. Just come next door.
01:07:48I'm pretty sure I'm next to you.
01:07:50Okay, I will.
01:07:52I'm sorry. What is your name again?
01:07:54Susan.
01:07:56Okay, like I said before, my name is Jasmine.
01:08:00I'm going to try to help you, okay?
01:08:02All right, hold on. Let me see.
01:08:12Hey, Susan, I can't...
01:08:14Get off of me!
01:08:16Get off of me!
01:08:28Oh, please, please.
01:08:30Please get me out of here.
01:08:32All right, this is our newest drug.
01:08:35Doc, why are you trying to get her to smoke?
01:08:38Huh?
01:08:40You shouldn't be teasing our schizophrenic patient.
01:08:43Are you new here?
01:08:45Um, yeah, one week.
01:08:47Oh, gotcha.
01:08:49Anyway, this...
01:08:51We're just testing to see if there's any side effects,
01:08:53but you're lucky you're the first one,
01:08:55so let's just try to get this lit up.
01:08:57Why are you choking her, Doc?
01:09:01Doc, you all right?
01:09:03Doc, you all right?
01:09:07Oh, my God, Doc, you okay?
01:09:09You okay? Oh, my God!
01:09:11Oh, no! I got to call 911!
01:09:13Oh, God! Oh, my God!
01:09:15Oh, my God!
01:09:39Somebody, anybody?
01:09:41Hello?
01:09:43Yes, hello? Susan?
01:09:45Yes, it's me, it's me, I'm in here. Keep talking.
01:09:47I'm in here, I'm in this room.
01:09:49Susan.
01:09:51Oh, yes, thank God.
01:09:53Yes, I'm here. Hello? Susan?
01:09:55Oh, yes, yes.
01:09:57Can you please turn the light on?
01:09:59It is so dark in here.
01:10:01Um, it's already on.
01:10:03What do you mean? Um, yeah, it's on.
01:10:05Where are you? I can't see anything.
01:10:07I'm right here.
01:10:09Oh, my God.
01:10:13Are you okay?
01:10:15Are you all right?
01:10:17Yeah, I'm okay.
01:10:19I'm sorry. Where are you?
01:10:21I'm right here.
01:10:23Can you feel that?
01:10:25No, I can't feel a thing.
01:10:27I don't know what you're talking about.
01:10:29How are you feeling?
01:10:31I guess I'm okay.
01:10:33I'm a little groggy, but
01:10:35my lungs are a little sore.
01:10:37Okay.
01:10:39I got to figure out how to get you out of here.
01:10:41Wait, what do you mean?
01:10:43I mean, let me see.
01:10:45I'll try to pick you up.
01:10:47What? I'm going to see.
01:10:55I'm sorry, Susan.
01:10:57I'll try to get help.
01:11:05Call me when you feel fine.
01:11:11All badgers, do your job.
01:11:19Code Blue, feel fine.
01:11:41Code Blue, feel fine.
01:11:43Code Blue, feel fine.
01:11:45Code Blue, feel fine.
01:11:47Code Blue, feel fine.
01:11:49Code Blue, feel fine.
01:11:51Code Blue, feel fine.
01:11:53Code Blue, feel fine.
01:11:55Code Blue, feel fine.
01:11:57Code Blue, feel fine.
01:11:59Code Blue, feel fine.
01:12:01Code Blue, feel fine.
01:12:03Code Blue, feel fine.
01:12:05Code Blue, feel fine.
01:12:07Code Blue, feel fine.
01:12:09Code Blue, feel fine.
01:12:11Code Blue, feel fine.
01:12:13Code Blue, feel fine.
01:12:15Code Blue, feel fine.
01:12:17Code Blue, feel fine.
01:12:19Code Blue, feel fine.
01:12:21Code Blue, feel fine.
01:12:23Code Blue, feel fine.
01:12:25Code Blue, feel fine.
01:12:27Code Blue, feel fine.
01:12:29Code Blue, feel fine.
01:12:31Code Blue, feel fine.
01:12:33Code Blue, feel fine.
01:12:35Code Blue, feel fine.
01:12:37No.
01:12:43Oh, great.
01:12:45Oh, great. It's working.
01:12:49911. What's your emergency?
01:12:51Hey. Hey, listen to me.
01:12:53I need you to send some help right now.
01:12:55Please, please, please. These people are going to kill me.
01:12:57We're going to need your address.
01:12:59I, I, I don't know your address.
01:13:01I don't know where I'm at right now.
01:13:03Do you have any ideas?
01:13:05No, I don't have any idea where I'm at.
01:13:07Long story short, I came here for an interview.
01:13:10They sent me an Uber, so I don't know the address.
01:13:12Can you please, please, please hurry up?
01:13:13They're gonna kill me.
01:13:14Is this your cell phone that you're calling from?
01:13:16No, it's not my... I mean...
01:13:18Sorry.
01:13:19No, it's not my cell phone.
01:13:20It's a phone that I just found in the bathroom.
01:13:22I don't have my cell phone.
01:13:23They took my cell phone away from me.
01:13:24We need your cell phone to make sure this isn't a false emergency.
01:13:27What? What kind of...
01:13:29Listen, just send someone.
01:13:31I don't know...
01:13:32Try to track down the number that I'm calling you from.
01:13:34I'm sure you could do that.
01:13:36Can you please hurry up?
01:13:37Alright, stay on the line.
01:13:39No, I can't come down.
01:13:41They're gonna kill me.
01:13:42Do you understand that?
01:13:43Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
01:13:45They're knocking on the door.
01:13:46They found my secret training place.
01:13:48Can you please, please send some help?
01:13:49Stay on the line.
01:13:50They're sending someone over.
01:13:51I can't stay on the line.
01:13:52They're gonna kill me.
01:13:53Do you understand?
01:13:54How long are you gonna take?
01:13:55Can you track me down?
01:13:57Oh my God.
01:13:59Please, please, help me, help me.
01:14:01They're gonna kill me.
01:14:03Do you understand?
01:14:04They're gonna kill me.
01:14:05Oh my God.
01:14:06Hello?
01:14:07Are you there?
01:14:08Hurry up.
01:14:10You know they're too much for you, Doc.
01:14:12Get her out.
01:14:13Get her out.
01:14:15Get her out.
01:14:16Get her out.
01:14:24Shut up.
01:14:25Fucking shut up.
01:14:26What are you doing, Doc?
01:14:28What are you doing with her?
01:14:29I thought she was a mental patient with schizophrenia.
01:14:32Schizophrenia?
01:14:33What are you doing?
01:14:34We are taking her to the hospital.
01:14:35Hospital?
01:14:36It's five bucks.
01:14:37Go grab a cab and we'll see you Monday.
01:14:39Ew.
01:14:40All right, sugar?
01:14:41Ew.
01:14:43Oh God.
01:14:46Hello?
01:14:47Hello?
01:14:48I have an emergency.
01:14:49My boss has gone crazy.
01:14:51He's got this woman locked up in a trunk and you're all tied up.
01:14:55You gotta help.
01:14:56Please help.
01:14:57Come soon.
01:15:00Doc.
01:15:01Doc.
01:15:02Joe.
01:15:03Listen to me.
01:15:04What the fuck, Joe?
01:15:05Listen to me.
01:15:06What the fuck?
01:15:07Listen to me.
01:15:08Whatever this is, it's too much.
01:15:09I'm not down with this anymore.
01:15:10I'll give you your paycheck by the weekend.
01:15:12All right?
01:15:13I've been here now for three weeks.
01:15:14And where are my health benefits?
01:15:15I'm walking around here without any health benefits.
01:15:17Can't you see we're doing great things here, Joe?
01:15:19Oh my God.
01:15:20Look.
01:15:21Just finish up.
01:15:22This isn't cool.
01:15:23Just finish up.
01:15:24This isn't cool.
01:15:25And I'll see you at the cash machine.
01:15:26All right?
01:15:28Fuck.
01:15:29Where are you going, Joe?
01:15:30To the cash machine.
01:15:33Get a feed, Joe.
01:15:34Fuck.
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01:16:38Shut the fuck up.
01:16:39Come here, you piece of shit.
01:17:35Arie?
01:17:36Oh!
01:17:37Arie!
01:17:38Finally!
01:17:39I get to do something good today!
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