Funny punjabi movie clip
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00:00Not here either. Where's the key?
00:04It's not here either.
00:07I don't have the key!
00:08If you don't have the key, I won't even give you the scooter.
00:10Huh? Scooter?
00:11You...
00:14Ma'am, I don't have the key.
00:16Ma'am, I don't have the scooter.
00:17Do you want to see the key or the scooter?
00:19Both.
00:20Huh?
00:21You won't see them now.
00:22Why?
00:23You took all the gloves.
00:25Ma'am, I was going to take all of them.
00:27All of you stay out of trouble.
00:29One is your father.
00:30He doesn't go out.
00:32One is your uncle.
00:33He doesn't go out.
00:34Remember what I said.
00:36One day, I'll teach you a lesson
00:38that you'll never forget.
00:41What are you waiting for?
00:42Take your sister to Shankal.
00:43All of you stay out of trouble.
00:48There.
00:49I knew it from the start that
00:51the pride of two families is always hungry.
00:54If I hadn't come,
00:55I would've been here with Sardarji.
00:57Hello?
00:58I think you'll have to drink water
01:00from the same well as Mr. JD.
01:04Didn't you clean the plastic?
01:06What's the problem?
01:08It's not a problem.
01:09It's a problem, ma'am.
01:11The problem has changed
01:13since I called Khangude.
01:14You're the problem.
01:16Hey, brother.
01:17Drink from the well.
01:19It's customary to drink from the tea.
01:20You'll have to drink from the well.
01:22It's not customary to drink tea.
01:24It's customary to drink from something else.
01:26You'll know.
01:29I'm having a big throat.
01:31You have a big throat.
01:37Ma'am.
01:38I think he's a black mongoose.
01:41He's not a black mongoose.
01:42He's a mongoose with red legs.
01:43How do you know?
01:44He has red legs.
01:45Ma'am, I told you before
01:47that he's not a good guy.
01:49He's not a good guy.
01:50He's a malaria.
01:51That's it.
01:52If you keep saying that,
01:53you'll get malaria.
01:55Sandu, you?
01:56He's not a mongoose.
01:57Ma'am, he's a mongoose.
01:59Ma'am, if you keep saying that,
02:01he's a mongoose.
02:02Get lost.
02:03I'll beat you up.
02:04Beat me up?
02:05Yes.
02:06Do you know this boy?
02:07Yes, ma'am.
02:08He's a common friend of ours.
02:09We study together.
02:10Open up to this boy.
02:11He's somewhere alone.
02:13I see.
02:14You've been to all the streets of the world.
02:17If he's a mongoose,
02:18where is he now?
02:19Ma'am,
02:20do you want to talk or beat me up?
02:22Does he look like a mongoose to you?
02:23He doesn't look like a mongoose.
02:24He's not a mongoose.
02:25Come on, everyone.
02:26Let's find the mongoose.
02:27What's going on?
02:28Out of 150 people,
02:29there are 140 mongoose.
02:30When did I name him?
02:31Let me go.
02:32Let me go.
02:33Yes.
02:34Brother,
02:35wherever you are trapped,
02:36let me go.
02:37You'll be free.
02:39Let me go.
02:40Let me go.
02:41Let me go.
02:42Let me go.
02:43Let me go.
02:44Let me go.
02:45Let me go.
02:46Let me go.
02:47Let me go.
02:48Let me go.
02:49Let me go.
02:50Hello.
02:51Listen to me.
02:52I'm deaf, Ma'am.
02:53How can you be deaf on the phone?
02:55Ma'am,
02:56can you talk in the phone?
02:58Can't I be deaf?
02:59Listen to me carefully.
03:00Tomorrow,
03:01at 11,
03:02meet Navin at the chuck.
03:03And the wedding buyer and seller,
03:06keep quiet.
03:07Is that understood?
03:10Tomorrow,
03:12that means Wednesday,
03:13at 11.
03:21Hello, Lotto.
03:23I am here.
03:25My son's wedding is tomorrow.
03:27I am his bride.
03:29I am going to take him to the wedding.
03:31I am here.
03:33You can go.
03:35But I want to be with him.
03:37I have a family.
03:39I want to be with him.
03:41I have a family.
03:43I want to be with him.
03:45I have a family.
03:47I want to be with him.
03:49Hello Lotto.
03:51Yes Mahi.
03:52What's going on?
03:53What's going on?
03:54I'm getting files.
03:55Schemes are going on.
03:56Okay then.
03:57I'm also getting involved.
03:58Tea is on the stove.
03:59I'm standing outside.
04:00Really?
04:01Yes Lotto.
04:03Give me tea on the stove.
04:05I don't want to drink it.
04:06I don't want to drink it.
04:07My friend is coming.
04:08She wants to marry me.
04:09I mean she wants to get married.
04:11She's here.
04:17He's here.
04:18How are you?
04:19How are you Lotto?
04:20She's crazy.
04:21She's here.
04:23Navi.
04:24Hello aunty.
04:25Hello.
04:26Hello aunty.
04:27Hello aunty.
04:28This is Mahi and this is Kangan.
04:29They study with me in college.
04:30Okay.
04:31Okay.
04:32Do you live here?
04:33Yes.
04:34Okay.
04:35Come inside.
04:38She's my mother.
04:40Hello mother.
04:42Hello.
04:43Son, who is he?
04:44Mother, this is Kangan and this is Mahi.
04:46They study with me in college.
04:47I see.
04:48Yes.
04:49You're married, right?
04:50Come son.
04:51Come.
04:52Come son.
04:56Kaka.
04:57Khakuri is coming at 11 tomorrow.
04:58You go with him and buy and sell his wedding.
05:01Okay mother.
05:02Navi.
05:03Shinghara Veerji is coming at 10 tomorrow.
05:06You go with him to shop for your wedding.
05:09Understood?
05:11Okay mother.
05:13Be ready.
05:14I'll go to the border right away.
05:16Mother, what happened to Khakuri?
05:18Do as he says, mother.
05:20Who is he?
05:21He's Kaka's friend.
05:23He'll see what you're going to do.
05:25Do what?
05:26I'm not going to write your land with my name.
05:29You'll write it in front of me.
05:30I'll do that.
05:32If you're studying in Taj Mahal, what's my fault in that?
05:35If I had studied in Taj Mahal, my father would have given me 1.25 lakhs.
05:39It's a crime to steal.
05:41My father spent it on my studies.
05:44Do you know whose lawyer I am?
05:47I'm not going anywhere.
05:49When did I go?
05:51It's possible.
05:53Girls talk in front of me.
05:55One day I'll teach them a lesson.
05:59Mother, don't think like that.