Punjabi funny movie clip
Punjabi funny movie clip
Transcript
00:00If you eat something, you'll get fat.
00:02Don't be stubborn.
00:04No one's taking care of you.
00:06Give it to me.
00:10Pippi!
00:14What are you doing?
00:16I told you I'll do it.
00:18You're on leave today.
00:20Oh, I'm on leave today.
00:22I'll do it.
00:24Oh, you're on leave today.
00:26No, you're on leave.
00:28One day, your siblings will make fun of you.
00:32Listen to me.
00:34If you're so worried about me, get married.
00:36I'll get married.
00:38I've already fixed the wedding date.
00:40Oh, I see.
00:42To record good songs,
00:44to make good videos,
00:46to get famous on Facebook,
00:48to get a lot of likes on YouTube,
00:52contact us today.
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00:57Listen, one day,
00:59I'll go to my in-laws' house
01:01and ask them to give me a daughter-in-law.
01:03Give me a daughter-in-law.
01:05You'll get a lot of work here.
01:07No, you'll get a lot of work here.
01:09You don't have to talk to your brothers.
01:11You don't have to ask them for anything.
01:13He'll come and ask for a daughter-in-law.
01:17Now talk.
01:19Talk.
01:21Talk.
01:23Talk now.
01:26Sister, I'm getting married.
01:29I want a daughter to take care of my mother.
01:33I'm 32 years old.
01:37I'm still a bachelor.
01:39I've lost my sister.
01:42I have a wife.
01:45I have a farm.
01:47And yes, I have a broken house.
01:51I just need a daughter for the wedding.
01:54The one who takes care of my wife.
01:56The one who doesn't keep her hungry.
01:58The one who doesn't harass her.
02:00I just need a daughter for the wedding.
02:02I don't have any relatives.
02:04And yes, I don't have any religion or caste.
02:08I don't drink alcohol.
02:10I don't do drugs.
02:12I don't fight with anyone.
02:14I just need a daughter for the wedding.
02:16I've heard this for the first time.
02:19He's a strange guy.
02:25Listen. Listen. Listen.
02:28I need a daughter for the wedding.
02:31Hey, Kaka.
02:33Hey, Fakra.
02:35What are you up to?
02:38I'm looking for a wife for my wife.
02:41That's good.
02:43It's good.
02:45Good things take time.
02:54Hello.
03:08Hello.
03:14She's my daughter.
03:16Her name is Gangi.
03:18She lives with me.
03:20She's dark.
03:22I've never seen her before.
03:24I'm not a movie star.
03:26You're right.
03:32She's a girl.
03:34She doesn't eat naan.
03:36Then she'll marry you.
03:38Marry me?
03:40With you.
03:42Really? With my daughter?
03:44Yes.
03:50When?
03:52Today. Right now.
03:54What's the occasion?
03:56It's my daughter's wedding.
03:58She's getting married.
04:00It's her choice.
04:04You're right.
04:08Kabir, my son.
04:10You're the best.
04:12You're the best.
04:14You're the best.
04:26Son.
04:30I don't have any jewellery with me.
04:32I don't have any jewellery with me.
04:34Father.
04:36I've given her everything.
04:38I've given her everything.
04:40She doesn't need jewellery.
04:42She doesn't need jewellery.
04:44She doesn't need jewellery.
04:46I'll take good care of her.
04:48Bless you, son.
04:52Let's go.
04:54Let's go.
04:56Let's go.
04:58Let's go.
05:00Let's go.
05:02Let's go.
05:04Let's go.
05:06Let's go.
05:10Let's go.
05:12Let's go.
05:14Son.
05:16Well done.
05:18God bless you, son.
05:20God bless you.
05:24What are you doing?
05:26Don't you see?
05:28We have a lot of guests.
05:30We have a lot of guests.
05:32We have a lot of guests.
05:34We have a lot of guests.
05:36We have a lot of guests.
05:38Let's go home.
05:40Let's go home.
05:46Let's go.
05:48Let's go.
06:00Sister.
06:02Father.
06:04Father.
06:06Samjhala Mukhto Mukhti Vohu Milki.
06:08Son, if you're handsome, you don't have to say it.
06:13Sadqe, I'm very happy, son.
06:18Very happy.
06:26Mother-in-law, Sonata is not here.
06:28Her father says he'll call her.
06:36Hello.
06:38Hello.
06:44You can speak?
07:06What happened?
07:08What happened?
07:10I dug a mountain and found another big one.
07:17I won a lottery and won a million.
07:21Your father said you're dumb, dumb,
07:24you're the daughter of a mother.
07:27You're my moon.
07:32The moon has the eyes of the world.
07:42A poor man has to save his daughter from the evil eye.
07:55My father says this world is not safe for girls.
08:03I don't know, Sonata.
08:09Maybe he won't let me marry either.
08:17But when father saw your face he was very happy.
08:32I feel like there are good people in this world.
08:45You're so smart.
08:50What's your name?
08:53Resham.
08:56Resham Naheji is my name.
09:02I love you.