Taskmaster Australia S02E08 (2024)
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00:00Oh
00:30Hello and welcome to Taskmaster, my name's Tom Gleeson and to all of the critics watching who all
00:43Season long have alleged that as a host I lack range and that I'm too curmudgeonly that I suffocate the playful
00:50Taskmaster spirit I say look at this
01:01You happy
01:04Competing series long for this my honeyed spud are five comedians all of whom have made verbal commitments to being the least
01:12sputtered versions of themselves
01:14They are an Edmonds
01:17Jenny Tian
01:20Josh Thomas
01:22Lloyd Langford
01:25Will Anderson
01:28And sitting by me if you think the tiny throne he sits on is sad
01:33You should see the bare mattress on the floor in his bedroom
01:37It's my assistant Tom Cashman
01:43Now it's time we start listen Tom tonight's our contestants have been asked to bring in an object that has really seen some shit
01:51Okay an object that has really seen some shit. Okay, Josh. What do you have? I brought in Stacey
02:02So you've been literal there is that well, it's literal isn't it? She's seen some shit, but also she's seen some shit
02:09I mean, that's her wedding night
02:12All right Lloyd, what do you got I brought in and she isn't aware of this
02:17Ones treasured childhood toy John
02:26She absolutely tortured the hell out of that John had been a bad boy
02:33So John has spent a lot of time with an are you not worried that if you spend a lot more time with an you'll
02:39End up looking the same
02:42I
02:45Think it may well be self-inflicted
02:48John did that to himself
02:52So he's seen a lot of shit you're going for it like the meaning of the expression yes, okay
02:56What about you and I have actually bought in something of a boy?
03:05And they are he's disgusting what he calls his house shorts
03:11They're
03:14The worst
03:15They're very stained and like thread bit around the back and about two weeks into our relationship
03:20He just got into shorts, and he's never gotten out of them
03:25He's gone full slops in those shorts
03:33All right Jenny, what do you have I have brought in a shampoo bottle yes
03:39Okay, so this particular shampoo bottle has witnessed a breakup of mine
03:45Oh, I was in a controlling relationship where I was in control and
03:54He hated that I kept my shampoo bottles on the floor of the shower
03:58And I said it didn't matter because the contents of the shampoo bottle inside they're gonna be the same regardless
04:03Or as he insisted it would be dirty if I kept it on the ground
04:07So then on the grounds of that I broke up with him
04:11And I've finished all of that shampoo, but for at least a full entire year has stayed on the floor of my shower
04:19As a reminder that I have won the breakup
04:26I'll be the judge of whether you've won or not
04:29Well what have you brought along that has seen some shit, okay?
04:33Well, I know like during this series. It hasn't been great for me when I've gone literal to the task
04:37I thought yeah toilet paper
04:38That's a good place to start
04:40But I've got to elevate this if like I'm gonna get any points from Tom this season in one of these prize tasks
04:44So I have got this printed. It's a specific role of toilet paper. Let's have a look
04:50That's been printed with a photo of the inside of my bowel
04:53I
05:01Had a colonoscopy, okay, I didn't need it just did it for the show and
05:07They took a photo of my bowel and we rang a printer, but you can get anything printed on toilet paper
05:13It's a did the printer say anything. Oh, yes, I
05:19Made him sign a confidentiality agreement
05:22All right, I should allocate some points you should ask well, yeah, I must admit I find little
05:28Interpretations not as exciting. It's harder to get more literal than wills. No come on come on
05:33Like no come on. I literally got my bowel printed on toilet paper
05:40Well, I'm like I actually did have a career before this. I know you've been joking about it like every way
05:47Like a man had to see three separate photos I said choose the one you
05:59Okay, well you have pleaded your case and out of the two
06:02Very literal interpretations. I'll rank you just above Josh and he's Josh's on what?
06:08And then out of the others that have seen some shit. I think Jenny's shampoo
06:13It was a good story
06:14But only saw one breakup and I think and shorts have definitely seen better days and been through a lot
06:20But I think it's and stole that's clearly been through the grinder
06:25So five points to Lloyd
06:31Okay, well with the tone already set as irredeemably lowbrow I
06:35Might as well say something. I've been meaning to say for a long time. Give us a task Tom you
06:44You can't make a task without breaking a few eggs
07:01Hello hi Josh, I load people it's nice to see you mate. Thanks. That's not a big eggy
07:07Yeah, do you hear that I?
07:09Think your tasks about to hatch
07:13It's the task in here
07:21Okay, let's see
07:23Break the dozen eggs from the furthest distance for each egg not broken your distance will be
07:31halved furthest distance wins
07:34You have 12 minutes or until one or more of your eggs are broken your time starts now
07:41Where are you going? I don't know okay?
07:48So
07:49Essentially all the eggs have to be broken at the same time. You can't break them one at a time
07:53That's right your time stops as soon as one egg is broken
07:56You've got to break your eggs from as far away as possible, and you're penalized if you don't break all 12, okay?
08:02Well, uh who's first first up? We've got Lloyd Josh and Ann I
08:06Thinking of going up on the balcony if I went up there break them all drop that on it
08:12Wouldn't take very long. What if I throw them really high up into the air and then run away
08:17You think what I think is not relevant at the moment
08:20I think if I leave them in the car and that would protect them
08:22That's what the whole point of a carton, so I've got to take them off the carton
08:26Okay, I don't want the lid closing in midair and then securing the eggs, so we'll get rid of that
08:31I'm gonna wrap this box of eggs in this mitt all right come on guys come on boys come on people
08:39All right, so now I'm gonna take a big run-up
08:42Oh, yeah, and I'm gonna throw the eggs as far as possible. Okay. Don't fall over the edge. I won't Tom
08:47Thanks for being such a good friend. Oh
08:50Your little dickhead all right. I know I've got this track suit on, but I'm not the most athletic of people
09:01And
09:12That's it
09:13task complete
09:15That's 12 though
09:16I'd say so
09:18How do you think you went? I still can't understand what the task is so I just
09:22Threw the box off of a balcony. Oh, okay
09:25See ya
09:26Thanks, Ann
09:31So
09:39And yeah, so yeah, I mean
09:51Can you talk us through the padding and throwing it towards and throwing it towards a soft lawn
09:57I thought the task was to not break eggs. You broke eight of them
10:02I
10:07Clearly I can't read yeah, so I padded up the carton to try and stop
10:16I'm in another show. It's a different series. It's series eight and I'm winning
10:24Okay bit out of character for you Josh was pretty straightforward just a big old thud and they all seem to smash cracks and eggs
10:30Let's go home. Yeah
10:32Usually you're distracted and you wander around and fail
10:37But this time I didn't and let's live in the joy of a hat
10:43No, I just I have my idea
10:45I thought I throw the dish smash the eggs egg smash bingo bingo Bob's your uncle. Let's go home. Dingo dongo
10:52As I always say dingo dongo
10:55So Lloyd, yes, how far away do you think you got away from the eggs before they broke in hindsight watching the clipback not far
11:03at all
11:04So what was the task again break the dozen eggs from the furthest distance?
11:09I would argue that from implies
11:11We're measuring the distance from where you caused the eggs to break to where the eggs broke
11:16Which was pretty much exactly the same spot
11:19As he threw them direct hang on but by by my actions, yes the eggs broke
11:28Yeah, we agree with you yeah, and now I realize that I do not agree with me
11:40So what distances are we looking at so far so Josh's distance was 5.5 meters
11:46Was distance is 32 centimeters
11:52I think you could argue if I get high
11:54You could argue that you could get that from where your hands were instead of the 32 centimeters
11:59They're taking it from your feet
12:00But you could take if you're throwing it like this
12:02Then you're getting probably 1.8 meters from the top of your way or where you lifted it. Dingo dongo. He's got a point
12:16All right, I'm happy to add even two meters, okay, so we're adding two meters to Lloyd's
12:29So then we've got Josh has 5.5 meters Lloyd has two meters and 32 centimeters and distance was 11 meters and 32 centimeters
12:37However, we've got some halvings to do so we have that four times which leaves us with 70 centimeters
12:44All right now in the midst of this egg breaking we're also going to break the show up with some ads
12:49I might take the three minutes to go drown a couple of soft-boiled myself. See you after this
13:05Welcome back to taskmaster where five comedians are swinging big to win Will Anderson's asshole memorabilia lesser Tom
13:13What is the current task our comedians are trying to break 12 eggs from the furthest distance and how far away the eggs are at?
13:20The time of breaking from where they cause that breaking the better who's up next
13:24There were both eggs themselves at one point. It's Jenny and Will
13:29Could I get someone else to break them for me would that be you breaking them doesn't say it has to be me Tom
13:34I'm gonna recruit you to be part of this if you don't mind
13:37Okay, could you go down to the dock and just break all of these? Okay, but now so you take one of these eggs
13:43Okay, and then you chuck it really hard on the ground
13:45Okay, make sure the eggshell is absolutely smashed and then if it's not smashed make sure you step it on with your foot
13:52Okay, I'm gonna put my hand up
13:53That is when you pick it up hold and then I will bring my hand down that is correct
13:59And you will do that over the eggs. Yes at the time. All right, I'm gonna go back. Okay
14:03Go go go go. Okay
14:08He did ask several times to clarify the instructions of breaking the eggs, so I really hope he'd break all of them
14:14Otherwise, this might have been a futile request from me Tom. Yeah. Oh nice. We can hear each other. Yeah
14:23Regardless of that. I'm gonna do the hand signals. Okay. I wonder if my instructions were clear enough
14:29So you take one of these eggs and then you chuck it really hard on the ground and then if it's not smashed make sure
14:35You step it on with your foot. I have trust issues from this show now
14:41Let's do this, okay
14:52They all smashed excellent
14:58I
15:13Should have asked him to come back once he was done
15:22Jenny some people are allergic to AIDS. Are you allergic to points?
15:25Okay
15:27Can I just say that I
15:30Really in my mind thought that I had articulated everything. I needed to to be specific to Tom Jenny. You told me to break one egg
15:39You did and in your head you thought and the rest of them
15:42But you just didn't say that basically he's really good at following instructions. Yeah, but he's a bastard
15:49But
15:52Will you decided that you could use a hand action not you didn't have to I look forward to this moment
15:59Where I thought you'd make me justify whether using him was me doing it or not
16:03So I thought that one way to do that was I had to operate him as if he were a tool. So
16:11And so I ran him through hand actions that I was gonna make to actually operate him to get him to do it
16:17Then it turned out when I got up on the balcony, he could just hear me clearly from there
16:22All right. Well, I think we need some measurements there. So will was
16:2678.3 meters away. I was
16:29309.5 meters away when I broke that one egg
16:33Unfortunately, that number needs to be halved 11 times
16:37Your final score is 15 centimeters
16:40That
16:44Means Jenny gets one point and gets two somehow Lloyd with three Josh with four and the winner of the task as well with five
16:51points
16:54And how's the episode score looking from back to front to Jenny Josh and then will and on eight points in the lead
17:00It's Lloyd Langford
17:03Okay
17:05Let's get into our next task this next task is why I've been talking behind every contestants back
17:10I thought it would help them if they developed a sensitive back. It's another team task
17:27The time has come Josh for you to make love to me
17:30Oh
17:32Finally, this is your bit. No, did someone say that? Yeah, that's what everyone's saying. That's what everyone on the crew is saying
17:38Yeah, as a baby
17:40And he has to wear protective eye goggles because he's afraid of night moths. Do you read it?
17:44Yes, I will read it this time. Shall I do the honors go for it?
17:48Correctly guess items placed under the mattress one teammate will be your mattress liar
17:53It must be blindfolded in the lab for the duration of the task
17:57Other teammates may gather items only one item under the mattress at a time any clues that aren't through a mattress
18:03Will render an item void you have one minute to discuss your roles then 20 to collect and guess items most items correctly guessed
18:12Wins your time starts now. I'm happy to gather. It's obviously the worst job, but I'm happy to do it
18:17It's great because I don't want to I would have a lie down. I'm tired. How do you feel about lying down?
18:21I'm not sensitive like I can't sense things
18:27Goodbye wait, wake me up when this is over
18:34Okay, so the discount wiggles and the premium economy hoolie doolies are back
18:39So one of them has to get on the mattress and the others just have to put lots of stuff under the mattress and they identify
18:45Is that it have to identify things through the mattress through the mattress?
18:49Yeah
18:49So which team is it the discount wiggles or the premium economy hoolie doolies like someone who's received very impressive marks for physical education
18:56It's PE HD the premium economy hoolie doolies
19:06It's a guitar yeah, okay in this one a
19:10Bowling pin that is correct. I've got quite a bit of time, but I really do some gathering feelings
19:17Do you not know it? Yeah, is there something under there? Yeah a gun a gun
19:22a
19:25Gun
19:31Again no incorrect. You just keep guessing things. I'll be back
19:38Guess I'm a toy car guess again. They're correct. Oh, what else have I seen around a a ball?
19:45Incorrect. You just keep saying thing. Oh, I'm a jug
19:49Yeah, no a fake doll incorrect zebra incorrect Lego incorrect
19:54I can't tell you but I think it's obvious. Oh, it's obvious to you because you can see it. Oh a
20:01Salad bowl
20:05Can I tell him to put things under there all the information you need is in the task go and get like the leg and
20:10Put it under there
20:13Oh
20:16Get the textures, huh say five things. Well, if I know when I come back you say it again, so five things
20:24Just all you have to do is name five things
20:26You want to call me a stupid bitch
20:41Textas that target off the wall a water bottle. Okay anything else? That's it. You've got one under this is the worst
20:48Asked of me. I'm not that way inclined
20:50What way in climate just useful to the world, you know?
20:54Oh
20:56Textas cool. Okay. Now a target. Yeah
21:00Water bottle. That's correct. Glue
21:03A scarf. Okay go
21:06Some glue. Yeah, that's correct. I post a paper. Yes, that's correct a scarf
21:12Now we know how to play this game 30 seconds your shoe get you sure
21:17your body
21:24Hey, can you tell me where Lloyd and will lying on this mattress together? I can't possibly say it's just one of my fantasies
21:36You came up with a great hack there and yes
21:38Well, I there wasn't anything in the task that said that I couldn't do that
21:41So we started just I started to try and remember things around the house, but even that was hard
21:46I know that's right. I thought you came up you came up with a genius hack, but then you were probably the worst person
21:52To be trusted with carrying out that exactly I've even you had to remember lists of things
21:57Yeah, it's not your forte and I kept saying gone and then I couldn't
22:03Gun heaps and then and then you just forgot guns existed from then on I
22:08Can't explain it, but we we had fun
22:10But also like you two together like one of the other group tasks you did you both prank called me and now you're dragging a
22:15Mattress out. It's like you're trying to have a childhood sleepover
22:19I mean, we're so happy to see each other. Yeah, it's really nice. Otherwise, it's just
22:29How many did they guess 16 correct guesses
22:38Well watch you that task which looked like an ad for a psych hospital has reminded me that it's time for some other ads
22:44Watch them while Josh and and depart for a special facility and we'll see you soon
22:57Good on you for sticking around for more taskmaster. What are we watching Lester Tom the contestants?
23:02They're trying to sense items through a mattress
23:05Next up. It's just Lloyd
23:10How do
23:15I
23:20Stand within 50 centimeter of a teammate for more than 50% of the duration of the next task if you succeed your team's points will
23:28Be doubled if you fail your team's points will be halved if your team accuses you of being given a bonus task
23:34You get no points for the next task your time starts when the next task begins
23:4050 centimeters
23:42I
23:44Mean that's too close to stand next to someone especially like I don't really know
23:50Will or Jenny? Are you about to get to know him? What do you reckon? That's about 50 centimeters?
23:58Yep, that's perfect. Okay. I'll just do that for the time you were born for this. Yeah
24:05So
24:11There's a rat in the ranks so he has to stay really close for more than half of the task, that's right
24:16All right. Well Lloyd. Are you a sneaky guy? Yes
24:22He's having several affairs
24:28None of which I care about and just puts on the goggles
24:35Give me the gum
24:38All right, shall we lesser Tom so with Jenny and will being none the wiser here is their team effort
24:44Will if you could put the goggles on please, okay, if you could sit down there
24:47Okay, is he allowed to use his hands all the information you need is in the task one teammate will be your mattress liar
24:54That's you who must be blindfolded in the lab for the duration of the time
24:57Yes, maybe we should get rid of this blanket so that he'll feel the mattress more you just get up for a sec
25:03Okay, no worries. Um, I'll go you get items. Yeah, I'll just sit him down for a second. I'll help you. Okay
25:12Should we start with it? Yeah, let's start with these stop with that in food. I mean it feels maybe round
25:19Is it a shoe that is an incorrect guess? That's all right. Good try will all right
25:26Is it a hat that is an incorrect guess we definitely picked the wrong one, yeah, sorry
25:33That made a sound
25:37Let's get more
25:40One of those oh, yeah
25:45We're back we're back perch on the and I got you me
25:49Good. Okay, so it's bouncy. It's something that was here around the house
25:54What would be around here that would like kind of bounce back up and down?
25:58Is it like a pump of some kind does it feel like that is an incorrect guess there's a new item under the mattress is a
26:06mandolin a
26:08Video game controller Jenny's just getting a new item. Well, it's big
26:12Correct. It's like is it like a no clues? Is it a drum?
26:17That is an incorrect guess
26:1935 seconds. Are we allowed to repeat any items or not? Oh, we're allowed to repeat items. Yes
26:25Is it a guitar
26:27That
26:29Is a correct guess
26:33That's the time we were doomed to fail or not one. Thanks you three. Thank you
26:45Okay, so did either of you suspect Lloyd at all I couldn't even work out what was under the mattress I
26:51Just thought this guy really likes
26:57I was honestly the same because I was doing such a bad job
27:01I was like a good great idea to get the guy with a bad back to the truck
27:04I didn't buy and it was like I was going so badly
27:07But then I was reassured by the fact that like occasionally Lloyd would rest. He's
27:12Always like oh, he's there for me. He's not that bad
27:17I'm not gonna lie. I really I didn't know you before the show and I just thought this guy is so weird
27:28We were standing within 50 centimeters of a teammates 71% of the time
27:34Get a great job, which was arguably too long because you only successfully guessed one thing
27:41Well, I think there's such a huge difference between the two teams. It has to be five five and one one one
27:46Okay, which becomes two two two good. Okay
27:52All right another task then LT
27:55Thank you for calling me your lieutenant
27:57Now you and me baby ain't nothing but warm-blooded vertebrates, but putting that aside for a moment
28:02Let's find out something new like on the Discovery Channel
28:18Hello Tom, hi, well, no the tables upside down. Oh god. Someone hasn't done their bloody job. Did you do that?
28:26Maybe back to front and upside down. It feels like opposite day. No, it doesn't
28:35Show a different side of yourself. Oh, see this is the different side of the chair
28:40This is the different side of the table. I don't care for it
28:43the most different side of yourself wins you have 20 minutes your time starts now a
28:49Different side of myself what is left to give to these people what the country want from me what you want like
28:56but
28:58Sorry, you're my butt. Do I want to see your ass? Yeah. No, thank you
29:03balls
29:05If you didn't get me on but
29:08You're gonna have trouble winning you have the polls
29:12Yeah across the season our fantastic art department often do great work with bespoke props that they put there and the set up
29:18Of the task but towards the end of the season, they just flip the table and go
29:23So we just need to see another side is that it that's right. All right, which personality hiding two-faced snake is going first
29:31He's usually from Wales. So maybe now he'll focus on dolphin. It's Lloyd Langford. I
29:37Tell you what we could do. Hmm. We could go down to the dock
29:41We can we can skim some stones and that shows a different side of yourself. Yeah, enjoy nature
29:46You think you've come across so far as someone who doesn't enjoy nature?
29:49Well, because you're putting me in nature in a stressful scenario, you know, I'm counting socks and whatnot
29:55Can you skim stones? Yeah, I'll show you how to do it. Oh, okay. Come on in
30:00This is a perfect spot for that record. We're just singing
30:04Sun is shining. I always kind of go like low like that
30:10Nice oh
30:14That was good
30:17Oh
30:19But you are good sometimes, you know when the knife wobbles in the board, you know, you know, you've done it, right
30:36I was really fun. I
30:42Love that just two guys
30:47Flinging rocks across water
30:50You know, I loved about it though was it was just relaxing and you de-stressed and then you absolutely nailed one
30:59So, do you know actually how many times he bounced it? Yeah, we slowed it down 17 skin
31:07So as soon as you don't have to compete you thrive, yeah
31:11The pressure was off I could finally be myself, you know, well, we've only seen one we've only seen the other side of Lloyd
31:18Yes
31:19And like a pebble leaving the hand of Lloyd to bounce over a pond
31:22We too must leave your screen and bounce over a break. But unlike his rocks these ads aren't skippable back soon
31:29Welcome back to Taskmaster the show that offers both the serenity of a simple Welsh fella skimming rocks and the mayhem of an angry
31:36Edo screaming about guns
31:39Cashman what's happening? Our contestants are trying to show a different side of themselves most different side wins up next we have two ants
31:46It's an Edmonds and an dissent
31:49So let's take a look at our first contestant
31:51Our first contestant is a man who's a bit of a fanboy and a bit of a fanboy
31:55Up next we have two ants. It's an Edmonds and Anderson
32:00Hey Tom
32:02I'm ready to um, finally show a different side of myself if you're ready to see it
32:06Okay, like I haven't been very charitable so far
32:09So like the idea of maybe like doing something really charitable while having my clothes on backwards
32:16How do we shoes backwards though, isn't it? That would be the toughest bit about this
32:20You're gonna have to give us a look at those toes. I don't want to do that. Okay
32:25I
32:35Stuck in the carpet
32:37Hi, Tom. I will I'm hopefully I'm showing you a side of myself. They haven't seen before
32:42I'm the posh version and I love refined things and I love solving puzzles
32:48Square dancing and I'm not rude. I don't swear. I live a very refined. Oh
32:53Shit
32:56But I've also joined my charitable side to my other competitors and a taskmaster crew I have bought tickets to
33:03All of their shows including your show. Okay at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. There are screenshots there fantastic
33:09Um, there seems to be another woman attached to you. Yes. I don't know who she is. She's just always been there
33:15Psychologically and physically but yeah physically is the kind of
33:22Yeah, maybe come over here
33:27Okay
33:2930 seconds. That's my charitable side, but there was one other thing that we talked about my feet
33:34Mm-hmm. Well, I've got something special for you Tom. This is a folder. It says top secret
33:40Wow pretty gross, huh?
33:52Ah
33:59Real rock-bottom moment that anyway off I pop. Okay. Do you want it back?
34:14So and we literally saw a different side of you yes, you're more refined she can solve puzzles
34:19She reads tasks takes in the details takes her time
34:22But then we also part of the you that we know where because at the end you literally
34:34That was familiar but also, um, we learned in an earlier episode that a lesser Tom had not been to a dead ball
34:40Yes, so I feel like you were also being lovely to lesser Tom because you've been mean to him for most of the series
34:46Yeah, and I know that probably most of the women that Tom's been with them are fake
34:54So I wanted to give him that little treat do you mean fake like emotionally or literally no like you have sex with robots
35:04Specifically yeah, thank God I clarify
35:09Now well, I
35:11Don't think it was obvious, but you actually put your clothes on back the front, but you wear black all the time
35:15So it kind of look the same
35:17Look, I noticed that too when it got played back
35:19But then you also decided you wanted to be quite charitable
35:22But you described buying tickets to these professional comedians shows as a charitable act
35:28No, it's charitable that I buy the ticket like because normally I would just ask for free
35:40Cashman I need a third second side to see please
35:44Well, it's another combination of two people the combination of mum TN and dad TN here's Jenny TN
35:50All right, what have I not shown?
35:53Last you don't think you've been lustful. No
35:57You're gonna do something romantic. Yeah
36:00God, this is gonna be uncomfortable
36:02Uncomfortable
36:07Hi Jenny
36:09Tom I have loved you since the first day I started
36:13Taskmaster and my weary heart cannot bear it any longer. I must confess to you. I
36:21Love
36:27It's a bit windy
36:30Yeah
36:31Will you join me for a wine? Oh, um, it's all a bit much too soon for me, but I'd love a wine
36:44Well, hello my
36:49The love is really coming through I got you these well, thank you you have 90 seconds left
36:55To 90 seconds left. I love you, too
37:00I
37:02Have you made declarations such as these before not quite as
37:06Majestically pulled off as this and I can see that you are romance
37:17Thanks Jenny, thanks Tom
37:20You
37:24By the way, Jenny don't feel bad about lesser Tom he often in intimate moments blows his whistle a bit too soon
37:32And that's not a metaphor. I take this with me everywhere. I
37:39Feel like we did see a different side of you this was the most uncomfortable task
37:44That I did because I had to show this other
37:48Romantic side to him and then we had to drink wines together
37:51All I would say is when you touched him on the shoulder, there was less affection than when Lloyd was touching
38:03Okay lovers in the air, but before we delve into more steamy moments, it's time for a quick romantic interlude
38:09We'll be playing aggressive footsie after this break
38:14I
38:23Welcome back to taskmaster where our front brain
38:27Contestants are turning in tasks that are total crap to win some prizes that have seen some shit
38:34Lesser Tom catch the people up. Our contestants are trying to show a different side of themselves
38:39So far we've seen Lloyd be nice Jenny be romantic and be posh and will showed me his feet, okay
38:45So there's one left. Yeah last up instead of a river. Will this JT cry us a lake? It's Josh Thomas
38:53You've never seen me be motherly Oh No
38:58You suck on my tits
39:09I don't want this to go on TV. Well, let's do it. I'll be back. Okay, I'll get a towel
39:18You're wearing an Edwin's outfit
39:21Yeah, put your little diaper on. Come on. Yeah, let's get weird. Come on. I got safety pins as well. Good boy
39:27You're a good little boy. Hey, sweetheart. Let me help you with that. Oh, you're gonna yeah, you're a good brave boy, aren't ya?
39:35Three minutes left. Don't rush. Mommy. You'll get it when you get it. You've always been like this. So you just
39:42Now then have good boy
39:46You've got to get in there
39:48I
40:09Want you to get some milk
40:18I
40:24Burp you now
40:29You're gonna be a good smart lawyer
40:31Yeah, I do feel a bit disappointed that you didn't get to suck all any milk. This one's just air
40:38Do you think an Edmonds is gonna be mad? Yeah
40:41What's
40:44Weird is at the end of the day. It doesn't feel like it was a different side of me
40:48I feel like I've learned a lot about you. I don't know anything about me
41:00Josh I think that was great. I think you like yeah, I
41:05Think you did really well. I think you showed a different side of you. You were funny
41:12I mean, I have questions. Oh, yeah. Why are you dressed as me?
41:19Cuz you're a ma'am yeah fair enough I have absolutely nothing to add
41:26Over the years I've done a lot of stuff on TV
41:29Yeah, a lot of weird stuff and that was the idea I had and then we did it didn't we?
41:36And I'm glad you did
41:39Thanks, it was beautiful
41:42And the closest that Tom's come to a real woman
41:46Yeah, I
41:50Guess I should come up with some scores. Yeah. All right. Well, that's pretty easy
41:54We all tried to show a different side put his clothes on backwards and it looked the same
41:58So that's one point two points to and because I did enjoy seeing that other side then you but then you fell apart
42:04Which was you back to yourself?
42:06Three points to Jenny for that romantic liaison four points to Lloyd and it's mostly just for that stone that skimmed heaps
42:15But because it was really funny five points to Josh Thomas for the absolute
42:25All right, so what do those scores do for the episode scores
42:28Well Jenny needs some nurturing down on nine points and will and Lloyd have middle child syndrome at the moment
42:33But the matriarch is Josh Thomas with 15 points
42:37Okay
42:39With only the live cast left it's time for you lot to scoot up those stairs for the big finale
42:49What are we looking at Lester Tom, I'll let Josh read the task oh, it's me
42:55Taking turns in your teams blow bubbles then fan them through the hoop on an attacking turn one teammate must blow bubbles
43:02Using one breath only from the spot
43:04They must then fan the bubbles through the hoop the defending team can defend their goal only by throwing single peas from the sideline
43:11Most bubble goals wins the team of three are going to be blowing a bubble first
43:18Round one
43:33Oh
43:43This is almost as exciting as pebble skimming
43:53Just focus on one but I
43:56Should I should I've just been trying to keep them in the air. I didn't sort of I'm not good at this
44:00Yes focus on that one
44:19Please swap roles
44:29Oh
44:37Please step up trying to out
44:40Oh
44:59Wiggles please step up to the plate
45:10Oh
45:19Yeah, yeah
45:21Oh
45:38All right, like a broken soda stream we have to take a break to recharge our bubbles see you after this
45:51I
45:56Welcome back to taskmaster. We're in our final moments before discovering the winner Lester Tom
46:01What happened before the break our contestants ignored the snap ignored the crackle and focused on the pop?
46:08Yeah, I think we've got the winning moment. We can have another look at
46:11I
46:18Should clarify to there was nothing in the rules that said that you couldn't move the spot
46:22Yes, I think it was a bit of a hand of God moment
46:26But yeah, the premium economy hooli doolies were playing dirty and I liked it
46:31But yeah, it was just it more felt like a 1-0 win at a major World Cup event
46:35So I think I'm going to allocate one one zero zero zero. Okay
46:42So win
46:44And the question on the tip of everyone's Michael Buble is who is the winner?
46:48Well, it's a tight one. But the winner is mother superior herself. It's Josh Thomas
46:58Congratulations, Josh, please go and collect your prizes and your complimentary adult diapers
47:05Now we're at the end of episode 8
47:07How about an update on the season score our lovely lovers are loving it at the top and in second
47:12But Lloyd has a three-point lead with a hundred and twenty seven points over the season
47:23We learned that and outfit looks good on a mannequin but even better on Josh
47:29We learned that Lloyd loves skipping stones almost as much as he loves skipping out on his family to have torrid affairs
47:36And we'll taught us way more than we wanted to know about what the inside of his beast hole looks like
47:43Congrats once more to our winner Josh and good night to all you winners
47:48Oh
48:05We're back, oh, that's not good at all
48:07You see you judging me. Mommy's got a secret
48:10This is fun. Are you failing as you're succeeding?
48:15This is gonna be so rude
48:18It's a lot to take in