MAN REJECTS DISABLED GIRL _ _LoveBusterShow
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00:00Hey! Yoo-hoo!
00:06Are those for me? They are so pretty.
00:09Why didn't you tell me you were handicapped?
00:11Does it matter?
00:13Well, it does. Hell, you don't even have a picture of yourself in a wheelchair on your profile.
00:18I've only been in it for a year and a half. I didn't want to take pictures.
00:22I still can't get used to myself after the accident.
00:25So how did you think I was going to get used to it? In a few seconds or what?
00:30No, no. I was just afraid that if I told you right away, you wouldn't come.
00:35Of course I wouldn't come. It's like I want to meet a regular girl and they slip me a defected one instead.
00:41What? I'm a human being, just like everybody else.
00:46Yeah, you are. Well, thanks for ruining my weekend off-person.
00:51Man, which way are you going?
00:54I'm walking here.
00:55Excuse me, we have something for you.
00:58We didn't order anything.
00:59Oh, that's okay. Anyway.
01:01Hey, dude, don't you get it? We're leaving. I'm not going to pay for this party.
01:05Of course you're not. Because you are our 10,000th table!
01:18Your dinner is on the house tonight, guys.
01:21What? Really?
01:22Yeah, you can order whatever you want, but you can't take the food with you.
01:28Awesome. Okay then, bring me the menu here. But can we sit on different tables?
01:34I'm afraid the promotion is only for this one. And why? Aren't you two together?
01:41Of course we are together. And we love each other very much. Right, darling?
01:48Menu, now.
01:50Yes, sir.
01:53What do you think of this place? Isn't it nice? The atmosphere is like that movie Ratatouille.
02:12Do you like cartoons, by the way?
02:15I love Shrek. Especially the second one. It even has my favorite song.
02:19My favorite song? She's living la vida loca!
02:28Here. You're a tough one to get through. Your defense is like the Lakers.
02:33Lakers? Do you watch basketball?
02:36Of course I do. I love it. I even have a jersey with LeBron's signature on it.
02:43Yeah. Where did he sign it for you? An emergency room?
02:48You've got to be kidding me.
02:50Ladies and gentlemen, it's finally time for our weekly competition for couples in love.
02:57Who wants to participate in the contest? Raise your hands.
03:00We do! We do!
03:02Oh, our luckiest couple! Table number 13.
03:06Wait, what are you doing?
03:07What? I came here to have a good time, not to have my disadvantages pointed out to me.
03:12Oh, exactly.
03:14Please, take the stage.
03:29Can you do this any faster?
03:31I'm trying so hard.
03:33Hurry up, there's a whole bunch on my back.
03:36Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
03:38The rules say a man's not supposed to move.
03:43So then, couple number 13 is disqualified until the next round.
03:50Great job, handicap idiot!
03:53Sorry.
03:59Okay. Maybe I went a little too far.
04:03Can you do this a little more harder?
04:07Oh, man.
04:09Okay.
04:12This ocean is the biggest ocean in the world.
04:17Pacific.
04:19Correct answer. Next.
04:21Who were the Olympians in ancient Greece?
04:25Yeah, you first.
04:26The gods.
04:27It's the right answer again.
04:29So, how many apples should you eat on an empty stomach?
04:32You first.
04:33Just one.
04:34It's wonderful. That's correct again.
04:37How do you know all that?
04:39I have two college degrees, so I love to learn about the apples I just guessed.
04:45So, this is the biggest organ in a human body.
04:51Your turn.
04:54The skin.
04:55That is correct.
04:58And now, attention, please.
05:00The last question.
05:02We're almost done with the leaders.
05:04If we get the answers right, we'll make it to the finals.
05:07Give me the name of the basketball player who was started in a sequel to Space Jam.
05:16Yeah, you first.
05:17Michael Jordan?
05:18No.
05:19That's not the correct answer.
05:21We know. It's our turn.
05:22Please, please.
05:23Two, three.
05:24LeBron James.
05:25Yes, a perfect one.
05:28Yes, that's correct.
05:30And teams number 7 and 13 advances to the finals.
05:36You're unbelievable.
05:38Come on, you're exaggerating.
05:40No, I was wrong.
05:43You are really a good girl.
05:46I'll be right back.
05:48Don't find another partner, okay?
05:50Okay.
05:58Johnson.
06:00Why are you so sad?
06:01Arthur?
06:02What are you doing here, buddy?
06:03Hey.
06:04Hey.
06:05How's it going?
06:06I've come here to pick up Agnes.
06:07She's here with a friend.
06:08Spending my money.
06:09Oh, man.
06:10What about you?
06:11I'm on a date.
06:12Yeah.
06:13With a very nice girl.
06:14Very nice.
06:15Oh, speaking of dates.
06:17By the way, have you seen a sucker with a wheelchair girl around here yet?
06:23With a wheelchair girl?
06:25Yeah.
06:26Agnes said some guy came in here with a wheelchair girl.
06:30Can you imagine?
06:32What a loser.
06:33Couldn't find himself a normal girl.
06:35Yeah.
06:36No self-respect.
06:37Yeah.
06:38So, what about your date?
06:40Can you show me?
06:43She's gone.
06:44Yeah, we broke up.
06:46Sorry.
06:47So, what about if I introduce you to Agnes' friend?
06:50We're about to go to a club.
06:53I would love to, but no.
06:56Trust me, she's a piece of rock.
06:58You will love her.
06:59Let's go.
07:07Girls, I'd like to introduce to you my friend Ethan.
07:12By the way, he's single.
07:14And we look good.
07:15Yes.
07:16Hi.
07:17Ethan, are you ignoring me?
07:22Do you two know each other?
07:24No, no, no.
07:25You're imagining things.
07:26Did something happen to you?
07:27I think she's begging for arms.
07:29Could you wait outside?
07:30I'll find something for her, okay?
07:32No problem.
07:33Come on, girls.
07:41Listen, I don't want to talk to you anymore.
07:43Why?
07:44What's going on?
07:45We had a good time together.
07:46Because I need to be with normal people.
07:48People like Arthur and Sarah.
07:50I'm normal, too.
07:51And you know that.
07:53You told me so yourself.
07:54And now you're willing to change your opinion to please others.
07:58Get over it and let's go on the stage.
08:00There is a competition waiting for us.
08:01I'm sorry, Ashley.
08:02I'm afraid you have to go alone.
08:06All right, all right, all right.
08:08It's time for our final contest.
08:11Karaoke.
08:12The contestants will have to sing a song.
08:18Oh, we thought you got stuck in this box.
08:20What?
08:21What?
08:22Oh, no, no, no.
08:24We are waiting for you to go outside.
08:28Okay.
08:42Oh, you look so sad.
08:44It's so weird.
08:46My arrows usually get right on target.
08:50Just like LeBron James.
08:52Oh, what?
08:53I don't like boxing sports.
08:55The only one I like is B-Punk.
08:57Or is it not a sport?
09:02Hey, Siri.
09:03B-Punk is a sport.
09:05Are you coming?
09:06Yeah.
09:20You're only mine.
09:24I live for you.
09:29I never let myself to lose you.
09:37I'm only yours.
09:39I breathe with you.
09:43I never let myself to fool you.
09:52You're the only person of a kind.
10:00You are the only girl I like.
10:07I'm sorry, girl.
10:09You are the best.
10:11I have this feeling in my chest.
10:15When I'm with you, I lose control.
10:23That you and I share in one soul.
10:31That you and I share in one soul.
10:42Ashley, I'm so sorry.
10:49I hurt you a lot.
10:50I said a lot of stupid things about how you're different.
10:56And you really are.
10:58It's true.
11:00You're really different.
11:01You're better than the rest.
11:03Better than anyone else.
11:05They may have the right shell by beauty standards.
11:09But inside, they're empty.
11:12And you are not.
11:15You're very beautiful.
11:17And if I never see you again, I never forgive myself.
11:23Please, give me another chance.
11:27Baby, I'm addicted to you.
11:33I can't sleep through the night.
11:36Well, when life gives you a second chance, you should take it.
11:41Addicted to you.
11:43Well, I think now we all know the winner.
11:46Couple 13, you get our grand prize.
11:49And this is another free dinner.
11:54That's for you guys.