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00:00What's your mom's bird doing here?
00:13Mom's going to the mountains for the weekend.
00:15We're taking care of him.
00:18Sure we are.
00:19Until that cat eats him.
00:22Not my sweet Tom.
00:24He's no savage.
00:31I'm telling you, this is a huge mistake.
01:16I'm telling you, this is a huge mistake.
01:43I'm telling you, this is a huge mistake.
01:50I'm telling you, this is a huge mistake.
01:55I'm telling you, this is a huge mistake.
02:01I'm telling you, this is a huge mistake.
02:30I told you, it was something outside.
03:00Tom, what are you doing?
03:28Told you so.
03:43Tom, I have never been more disappointed.
03:48I thought I could trust you.
03:57Looks like you've chosen to spend the weekend outside.
04:01You are a bad kitty.
04:05You are a bad kitty.
04:07Bad kitty.
04:08Bad kitty.
04:10Cheer up, Tom.
04:12You ain't a bad kitty for wanting to eat that boid.
04:16It's what we cats do.
04:19We eat boids.
04:22You're darn right not you.
04:25Why?
04:26Because you want to get back in that house.
04:31All you got to do is win back Ginger's trust.
04:35And how do you do that?
04:37You don't eat the boid.
04:40I do.
04:55If you keep up that racket, Tom,
04:57you're staying out there permanently.
05:20Oh.
05:42You are a bad kitty, Tom.
05:45I have to earn my trust back.
05:53Oh, it's going to take more than a little chivalry.
06:16Come on.
06:45I ain't let no teensy-weensy mouse or an emotional cat stop me from eating.
06:58Oldest trick in the book.
07:25You should be ashamed of yourself.
07:42One, two, three, four, and a little more.
08:11You two disgust me.
09:12Real cute bird.
09:40Tom, what are you doing?
10:09What are you doing?
10:31Tom, you're such a brave kitty.
10:38You earned Mommy's trust.
10:40You can stay.
10:44And to reward you for your efforts to keep the little bird safe,
10:48I'm going to get you a treat.
10:50Lay down, sweetie.
11:05You ain't a bad kitty for wanting to eat that boid.
11:09Wee cat stoop!
11:36I'm going to get you a treat.
11:48I think you're going to like this, my brave boy.
12:19Here you go, honey.
12:21Tom?
12:23It's in our nature, Tom.
12:25Don't be so hard on yourself.
12:56I'm going to get you a treat.
12:58You ain't a bad kitty for wanting to eat that boid.
13:00Wee cat stoop!
13:02I'm going to get you a treat.
13:05I'm going to get you a treat.
13:26Hurry up, Thomas.
13:30Here's the mouse whisker for the transformation potion.
13:36In the cauldron with it.
13:51You sure it's only one mouse whisker?
13:54Positive, BT.
13:56You're not the only sorceress in the family who can make a transformation potion.
14:02Just the best, dear sister.
14:04That's what you think.
14:06I'm pretty handy myself, you know.
14:09Thomas!
14:10Sherry!
14:11Enough with you two!
14:13Pestering cat, maddening mouse, off you go, top of house!
14:55I'm going to get you a treat.
14:57You ain't a bad kitty for wanting to eat that boid.
14:59Wee cat stoop!
15:01I'm going to get you a treat.
15:03You ain't the only sorceress in the family who can make a transformation potion.
15:07Here's the mouse whisker for the transformation potion.
15:11In the cauldron with it.
15:13You ain't the only sorceress in the family who can make a transformation potion.
15:17You ain't the only sorceress in the family who can make a transformation potion.
15:22You ain't the only sorceress in the family who can make a transformation potion.
15:53What's wrong with him?
15:56Gracious, Tom.
15:58It's not the first time we've summoned you.
16:17Why, sister, I think he's gone batty.
16:21Yes, it appears so.
16:23Perhaps getting some fresh mush beetle larva will focus your mind.
16:28Hurry, Tom!
16:30Mush beetle, huh?
16:32I prefer something more potent.
16:34Last I checked, I'm the witch brewing this potion, not you.
16:38So back off.
16:40You haven't come for the I have a note, have you?
16:44No!
16:49I want to help, really, but I'm fresh out.
16:55Why are you such a mess?
16:57None of these sisters' crazy potions ever call for cat.
17:03Are we playing charades?
17:05I love charades.
17:07How many words?
17:10Little Bo Peep.
17:12Delugnus Monster.
17:15I'm dreadful at this game.
17:18Ah, Jerry's been turned into a vampire.
17:24Okay, I cheated.
17:27Ah!
17:36If you're looking for fresh beetle larva,
17:39I strongly suggest under the porch.
17:44Yes, outside.
17:46That's where porches generally are.
17:49And cats who don't do as they're told.
17:57Ah!
18:09Nope.
18:13Nope.
18:17Try again.
18:21It's purple, not yellow.
18:27Nope.
18:39Did you find the beetle larva?
18:44Good kitty.
18:47I find making the brew steep a good long while
18:51allows the ingredients to create a stronger bond.
18:55Perhaps while we sleep?
18:59Yes, of course.
19:01After I add the candied slugs that Thomas is getting.
19:10No, cat!
19:12Candied slugs.
19:14Interesting.
19:16Shush, Beatty.
19:18You may be first born,
19:20but it doesn't make you the wicked witch of all.
19:26Dracula's in his hole. You're safe.
19:34A ladle, huh? That'll keep the vampires away.
19:38I'm kidding.
19:42But I do know what will.
19:44Lived with one way back.
19:46I've been working on a little demonstration.
19:49See, there's three basic ways to get rid of a vampire.
19:53First, there's sunlight.
19:55Turns them into dust.
19:57Then there's garlic.
19:59Makes their breath stink.
20:01And more importantly, go up in smoke.
20:04And finally, a wooden stick through their heart usually does the trick.
20:10It's the last resort.
20:12It'll be morning soon. We can start then.
20:24Morning, sunshine.
20:32Now, use the mirror to direct the sunlight into the hole.
20:42And now, we're ready to go.
20:44Let's go.
20:54Hey, easy, boy.
20:57Let me help you.
21:01These sisters are not gonna like that.
21:15It's impossible for your luck to get any worse.
21:20Funny garlic, remember? Never fails.
21:24Otherwise, you're destined to be one, too.
21:33Get closer.
21:38Have you never bowled?
21:40Should I ask for rails?
21:49Nope.
22:20You can't stop now.
22:22There's one last thing you can do.
22:24The final resort.
22:37Now drive this stake through his tiny vampire heart.
22:45You forgot these things.
22:47You forgot these things, didn't you?
22:58Tell me you're kidding.
23:11I think the little bloodsucker's gone mad.
23:18I've got to stop getting involved with these two.
23:28Good morning, Thomas.
23:30You've been very busy, haven't you?
23:33I don't love what you've done to the place.
23:37That was mother's brew.
23:40And grandmother's spell book.
23:43Not to mention the smoke and the dust.
23:46I think Tom needs a little fresh air.
23:50In the dark woods, with the gnomes.
23:54Into the cat.
23:56Damage is untold.
23:58Cast him out into the cold.
24:02So long, cat, and goodbye, mouse.
24:13I remember once turning a newt into a loaf of pumpkin bread.
24:18It was very tasty.
24:21I remember it being a bit dry, myself.
24:24I don't think I taste very good.
24:26Relax, newt.
24:28I'm transforming you into a glorious eagle.
24:32An eagle, huh?
24:35Oh, too bad, sister.
24:39And I really thought you were going to get the transformation potion right this time.
24:44If you weren't constantly distracting, B.T., I would have.
24:50Into the cold with you as well.
24:54Guys, it's me, newt.
24:56I'm an eagle.
24:59Hey, where are you going?
25:02Can I come?
25:23You