Can a single person change one’s life?
Well, just ask Noa.
He’s a police officer on a break, enjoying coffee and the snowy weather. Suddenly, a girl dressed like royalty runs up to him and asks to be arrested. Noa dismisses her. Yet, the girl is determined – she grabs his drink and splashes it all over him. Baffled and now annoyed, Noa puts her in the car, about to drive her to the station.
At that moment, his partner shows up, telling Noa that someone is looking for a runaway princess and will pay a million dollars to the person who finds her.
Well, just ask Noa.
He’s a police officer on a break, enjoying coffee and the snowy weather. Suddenly, a girl dressed like royalty runs up to him and asks to be arrested. Noa dismisses her. Yet, the girl is determined – she grabs his drink and splashes it all over him. Baffled and now annoyed, Noa puts her in the car, about to drive her to the station.
At that moment, his partner shows up, telling Noa that someone is looking for a runaway princess and will pay a million dollars to the person who finds her.
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00:00Please arrest me, please.
00:12Go to your masquerade ball, princess.
00:18No.
00:24You ask it for it.
00:30To the police station.
00:32Hey, man, while we're drinking a cheap coffee, they promised a million dollars for the missing
00:40princess.
00:41Yeah.
00:42With such money, I can't forever forget about this damn job.
00:53Hello.
00:54Hey.
00:55Um, I asked about cherry donut, not a chocolate.
01:02Don't stop it.
01:05Really?
01:06Really.
01:07Right now?
01:08Right now.
01:09Okay.
01:16Are you a real princess?
01:19Yes.
01:21Please, hide me.
01:25But...
01:26Please.
01:28Oh, damn.
01:43Welcome.
01:48Listen, help.
01:50I really want you to know that I am grateful to you for having me and helping me.
01:56Sorry, I don't know your name.
01:58Stop.
01:59Tell me, who is looking for you?
02:02Well, probably the whole city.
02:05Can you help me?
02:07How?
02:08I mean, I'm just a cop, and you're... you're a real princess.
02:18Quietly.
02:22I'll explain later.
02:23Oh.
02:24Just hide under the blanket.
02:26Sorry, what?
02:27Did you hear me?
02:28Hide under the blanket.
02:35I'm coming!
02:43Who's there?
02:44It's me.
02:46Hey, that's the delivery man.
02:48What?
02:49What?
02:50Stop.
02:51Just...
02:52Stop.
02:53Hey, I'm with the girl.
02:54Yeah, okay, I see.
02:55I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
02:56I completely forgot about my date.
02:59Who is she?
03:01Look, it's none of your business.
03:03Just see you tomorrow.
03:04Yeah?
03:05Okay, tomorrow.
03:07Give me the car keys, please.
03:09Okay?
03:10Okay.
03:11No problem?
03:12Yeah.
03:13Um...
03:18Does your girlfriend wear a crown?
03:23Look, she's...
03:24She's some kind of beauty queen.
03:27Beauty queen?
03:28Yeah.
03:29You're so lucky, man.
03:32Nice.
03:34What?
03:35Did you decide to get the money from the princess' cell phone and leave the real princess?
03:39You have to share, partner.
03:40You have to share.
03:41Stop it, idiot.
03:42Stop it, idiot.
03:43I don't want money from the princess.
03:47I want the princess herself.
03:50Wait, what?
03:51I've seen so little good in my damn life,
03:55but I will always remember spending the night with the princess herself.
04:08I love this catch-up.
04:11So, you have the princess and I have money, right?
04:18Deal.
04:22I'm keeping an eye on you here.
04:24I'll be back in the morning.
04:25Tick tock, man.
04:26Tick tock.
04:32Damn it.
04:33Wait, wait.
04:39Did he leave?
04:40Yeah.
04:41But he's watching and waiting for the moment you leave here.
04:46Well...
04:47Sorry.
04:48You wouldn't have a chance to escape.
04:53Well...
04:56Help me make the most of every second of my freedom.
05:00Sometimes I think you're not a princess, but just an escaped prisoner.
05:08I'm sorry, I didn't mean...
05:10I am a prisoner from childhood.
05:15You know, my father wants to marry me off to a man that I don't even love.
05:23And I...
05:25You know, I just want my ordinary life.
05:29With my ordinary dreams.
05:33So...
05:35Let's quickly start fulfilling your dreams.
05:39Really?
05:40Yeah, why not?
05:42Thank you.
05:45But for God's sake, can we please turn off this sublimation about the crying princess?
05:51This is not about princess at all.
05:55I'm...
05:56Wait a minute.
05:59You don't know what's this?
06:01Do I have to?
06:03This is the best series in the world.
06:06Really?
06:07Yeah.
06:09Okay then, let's watch it.
06:12Well, no, you're crazy.
06:15No one was friends in the dress.
06:17And...
06:19We need pizza.
06:21Pizza?
06:22Yeah.
06:23Hold my phone.
06:25Pizza.
06:26That's nice.
06:28I knew she would be taken from me soon.
06:31And lose her freedom.
06:33So I had to fulfill everything she asked for.
06:36Every whim, dream and desire.
06:38Give her everything.
06:40But with every passing hour, for some reason, I didn't want to let her go.
06:50Yeah!
06:53Oh my God, finally!
06:56Yeah.
06:59What are you doing?
07:02I kissed you like Rachel kissed Ross.
07:06Oh.
07:07My God, didn't you like it?
07:09No, that's not the point.
07:10It took them two whole seasons.
07:12But we've only known each other for one day.
07:17Oh.
07:18I understand now.
07:20Sorry, it just feels like this day is about to end.
07:24Oh, crap.
07:27Turn on the next episode.
07:29I'll be back soon.
07:31Okay.
07:34You bollocks.
07:39Yeah.
07:40Hey, buddy.
07:42Have you done it once or twice?
07:45Okay.
07:46Okay, Charlotte, you can do it.
07:48You can do it.
07:49You can do it.
07:50You can do it.
07:51You can do it.
07:52Charlotte, you can do it.
07:53Look, I've only had one bloody kiss so far, but I need her royal body.
07:58Can you bring me something strong?
08:00Maybe it will help her be more equable.
08:02For a million dollars.
08:04Deal.
08:06Good.
08:10So, what do we have here?
08:13So that's what you needed me for.
08:18Okay.
08:20Come on.
08:21Take it.
08:22What are you doing?
08:23I can explain everything.
08:24Explain what?
08:26You, just like everyone else, wanted to use me for your own purposes.
08:29Come on, take it.
08:30No, stop it!
08:31I don't have any power anymore.
08:33I would never use you.
08:36What do you want from me, then?
08:42I want to get money for you from your father.
08:45What?
08:52Sir?
08:53For you, it's your majesty.
08:55Oh.
08:56Where is she?
08:58Where the money?
09:02Give the money to the pool, policeman.
09:17So, where is my daughter?
09:20So, where is my daughter?
09:29Was it really needed to have this circus?
09:32Actually, you would have come crawling back to me and begging for money, eventually.
09:38Therefore, whether you like it or not, you have to get married.
09:41Do you understand me?
09:43Please, come with me.
09:47I know, dad.
09:49I know.
09:50And that is why I've already done it.
10:00Don't make me laugh.
10:01Who?
10:02Who could you marry in just a single night?
10:07It was me.
10:09Your honor.
10:11Majesty.
10:12I don't care.
10:13The men think that she has both.
10:15Money and a husband.
10:20So, kiss yourself on your majesty ass.
10:27Sorry.
10:31Your majesty.
10:32Charlotte.
10:33Charlotte!
10:34Come back here at once!
10:37Charlotte, you will regret this!
10:38So, we just need to divorce and you can start a new life.
10:49Don't rush.
10:51I guess we have eight more seasons of France ahead.
10:59I agree.
11:03That moment I understood that a princess could even fall in love with a guy with no money.
11:10So long as she knows that she is his most prized possession.
11:14I'm Noah and this is my truly royal love story.