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00:00I
00:12Don't know last
00:21The door, please
00:24That will do a world of good
00:26Uh
00:28Madam butterfly
00:35Before you get in here, you should know if there's a naked guy under all these bubbles
00:39This isn't your house. You've been wandering again. Fred will take you home and you can have a nice hot bath there
00:45Okay, boon me. He's got a toothache two steaks. No, thank you. Hot post much better
00:56You seem stressed sunshine
01:26No signs of aging
01:56I
02:19Can't take it anymore
02:21I
02:25Bn I've had it they're getting on my nerves
02:29Vacation sounds good. What about a camping trip great idea?
02:34I heard of the perfect spot to vacation among the pines the evergreen campgrounds. I'll make reservations
02:41Would you watch your brother? I have errands to run with your father. Thank you. I
02:44Need to take some time off. So when can we leave? Where's my toast? Is it ready?
03:04What are you doing Fred have you forgotten we're going camping today we don't understand I am going camping
03:11I'm confused
03:13I'm camping me with Gregory Benji and Fabienne, but I thought this was a family trip
03:19I made reservations for all of us, but I don't mind if your friends want to come I love your friends
03:26No, no, no, no
03:30Okay, I read it now. I
03:33think not
03:37Don't even try
03:41Go catch fish on a beautiful lake
04:05Spare-tech kitty litter my cell phone
04:08Yeah, will you put it in my bag sure mom right away mom
04:23Mrs. Carol cell phone moshi-moshi, that's Benji. I'll get it
04:30Benji has the stomach flu you should see him
04:33There's no way he can make the trip, but don't worry cuz I can come I've never been to the country before
04:38Hey, is that a cat on your head?
04:58Idea to invite the LeBlanc's along we'll have a lot of opportunities for intimate conversation. Oh, yeah can't wait
05:07Oh
05:15Okay, that does it for me drop me off at home right now
05:23He'll be if you're my friends you'll spare me the comments
05:37Sweet Benji poo, do you miss me? What's going on?
06:02Maybe you should turn up the air. We don't want food me to get heatstroke
06:07Oh
06:13It's so hot
06:22And why haven't you had the windows fixed yet, I think that road map is beautiful
06:28She's been a reliable friend to navigate the highway of life with if I didn't have her with me. I'd feel
06:37I
06:53Don't want to be a road statistic
07:07Ah
07:11There you are
07:21Penelope, please pass me your cell phone. Goodbye faithful highway friend answer your phone
07:29Oh
07:36Moldy she forgot her cell again
07:42No, I remember exactly where it is we'll be there in an hour
07:47That's enough time to pluck your eyebrows Fabi not in your dreams with all that hair cleaned away you'd be pounds lighter
07:59I
08:06Thought the kids would be here by now Paul. He'll be here soon. Relax. We're on vacation
08:15It's the TV remote and I chose a Zen campground the brochure said there was no phone on site
08:21Fresh air will be very good for me. I'd like to get there
08:30It's not here you're throwing up again, can you believe we're lost but it's really beautiful the sky is pale blue
08:44It's getting better
08:59I
09:24Think I'm gonna open a travel agency for moldy trips
09:28I just want to let you know, we're officially lost
09:30This is it
09:52Welcome visitor friends
09:54You're from the city right looking to get back to nature our
09:58Interpretation center focusing on organic softwood water wheels is great for that. Yes
10:11Uh-huh. Well, I was wondering if you happen to know the way to the evergreen campground
10:16Right. Here you are. Well, hope to see you again soon
10:21My name's Isaac like the flower. Oh, yeah. I see. Thanks. Hi, Sam
10:35That was a nice encounter, oh, yeah, right. I know I told you that I know
10:42What's wrong? Oh, oh my gosh. How can you live with all this?
10:47Oh her hair is like straw she needs a mega hot oil treatment you and your verbal diarrhea
11:01This is no time for a nap Fred isn't here yet. They'll be here any minute now. Oh, I'm scared
11:17Ah
11:27Can I help you little lady you don't have a telephone but you have a television with a giant plasma screen
11:34Is for the weather report and it has to be on mute. Can't even watch the weather in peace. What happened?
11:41There are mudslides all over the place because of the rain 11 are missing
11:45It's a miracle we've been spared but we're stuck here cuz the roads are impassable
11:52Hey, I don't want to see that
12:00Oh here we are at last a short three hours Bravo captain compass
12:10It smells like plastic
12:16I
12:21My mom arrived here a while ago, would you be able to happy green campground? I'm sorry
12:25But due to the storm my computers down
12:27I don't know where your campsite is or your mother set yourself up on lot number 14 for now
12:32Get your car out of the driveway Wow red carpet treatment
12:35Oh
12:42What are you doing jr. Trying to pitch my tent
12:47You'll never be able to get the steaks in lab under that plush astroturf is a cement slab to keep things clean
12:55reminds me Kevin
12:57Kevin
12:58time to vacuum
13:05I
13:15Want to call Benji to describe the countryside
13:20All the cameras and your family is near if they don't get here by tonight
13:25Will we make it tomorrow? Can you survive a night away from your mommy?
13:30away from my mother
13:35Oh
13:49Yeah, my mom's lost track of me it's a dream come true
13:53Carol
13:55Lost track of us. It's a nightmare
14:01Paul there've been mudslides all over I want my son
14:05Give me the keys. I'm going to the local police
14:09Yeah, oh my gosh. I've lost the keys. Oh, no
14:23Forget the darn keys I'll take care of this myself
14:35My first Polynesian Christmas tree if only your family could see this it's uh, how can I say it it is?
14:48Paper like you sure must get asked out a lot. You seeing a dude now
14:54I can see you
15:03That tree is intense
15:05Junior that tree is a collector's dream. It was the first fake white Christmas tree on the market
15:10You used to have to spray a can of that fake snow all over the fake green trees
15:14It was a real fire hazard speaking of fire. Do you have any matches to do?
15:19Junior a campfire a campfire. Oh, that's a good one
15:23You can't make fires in this campground lab too dangerous, but we got a revolutionary new gadget for roasting marshmallows
15:37I'm not going to listen to that peacocks mating calls any longer
15:41What the heck is that?
15:43Since when is that how you roast marshmallows? I guess the old-fashioned way has gone out of style
15:49Too dangerous, come on
15:51Let's live dangerous
16:00Your parents here could have been kidnapped taking hostage Oh
16:07Call the police the National Guard while you're at it Gregory, let me savor this freedom for two minutes
16:14Anyway, you'd have to be insane to start a search and rescue at this hour
16:20Red
16:31Kevin asked me for my phone number. This is getting serious. Oh
16:39You could use a little dose of reality princess
16:42Oh
16:44I'm not an adulteress. Am I?
16:48Where are your hearts you're stuffing your faces with marshmallows and whining about your infidelities while friends family could be
17:12I
17:19Warned you no campfires. This is the country a piece of history. Aren't you ashamed?
17:25There's been a bit of a misunderstanding
17:43Please stop calling me that mom
17:54Mommy
17:59Why do you light a fire this isn't the evergreen campground mister you're at the happy green
18:05There are rules if you want to stay here. Did you say we're at the happy green campground moldy?
18:10I mixed up the campgrounds. Uh, we're real. Sorry. Uh, anyway, we're leaving. What do I owe you?
18:16Let's see here
18:18600 bucks for the historic Christmas tree. You burned 700 for the night. We rent by the month
18:23Huh? It wasn't exactly a presidential suite. It's a parking lot
18:28You're not leaving this campground until you paid up kid
18:33Hey, babe, you mind
18:40Possibly I don't want to hurt your feelings
18:5240 bucks plenty for one night of camping
19:01Hey, you can't leave without paying
19:06Like a cheese following guys
19:09That woman has issues
19:12Oh
19:35Excuse me
19:42It's Benji's flew open the window open the window open the window
19:55Right here kids
20:12The police chopper hunting for us. Oh, that's an interesting color
20:26Okay
20:29Good thing is that Benji even get sick together. That's romantic
20:38Don't shoot we surrender
20:42I
20:44Understand you're grown up and I have to give you some space but I stumbled across a brief sale
21:14Myself. Mm-hmm. You'll see they're very comfortable and they breathe. Well
21:23Deep breath deep breath deep breath
21:38The highway of life is a straight line with a bit of a twist
21:44You
22:14You