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00:00Squirrels are friendly animals. Look!
00:30Grrr!
00:32Hmm?
00:34Grrr!
00:36Grrr!
00:38Grrr!
00:40Grrr!
00:42Grrr!
00:44Grrr!
00:46Grrr!
00:48Can't!
00:50Move!
00:52Too!
00:54Much less than eyebrows!
01:01Communicating
01:03Can sometimes
01:05Feel painful
01:07When coupled
01:09With facial
01:11Reaction
01:14No signs of aging
01:16Faces without
01:18Wrinkles
01:20Express
01:22Something on their own
01:26Can't!
01:28Move!
01:30Too!
01:32Much less than eyebrows!
01:48Young friends, I am delighted to be your substitute teacher once more.
01:52My therapist assures me that I am in a much healthier frame of mind
01:55to accept the daunting yet fulfilling challenge of molding your young minds.
01:59So let's go, go, go!
02:01But the quality of the writing alone is just...
02:12All my clothes are organic, so you can totally keep them.
02:15I think that the best part about you is the way...
02:18Go!
02:20Hey, isn't she that pitiful substitute from last year?
02:24It's so sad. Her look hasn't changed a bit.
02:26And check out that horrific top she's wearing.
02:30Ew! Is that a squirrel's butt?
02:33Squirrel!
02:43I am so happy with my new digital camera.
02:45Do you want to see some shots I took on my vacation?
02:48Well, in order for us to reacquaint ourselves, I'll take attendance.
02:54Hmm?
02:56Penelope Trueheart? Here!
02:59Benji Donhooper? Absent.
03:02Jodie Goodheart? Yeah, I'm here.
03:05Really, Joyce, great vacation photos.
03:07Have you ever been to Oka Beach, smart boy?
03:09What exactly would you have taken pictures of?
03:12A net freeze-dry?
03:24Fabienne Lecher? I'm here.
03:28Fred LeBlanc? Yeah.
03:31Gregory Gilbert Pyrowski?
03:42Whoa, what is that?
03:44The collateral damage of a sports team initiation.
03:48I thought hazing was illegal,
03:52since that guy ate the octopus and had to go to emergency
03:55to get the tentacles out of his nose.
03:57It's legal, if the students accept of their own free will.
04:00Are you listening?
04:02I'm reborn! This rite of passage made me discover
04:05a new and surprising side of myself.
04:08For us, too.
04:10Nina? Is Nina here?
04:12Now that's what I call a birthmark.
04:14Can I have your attention, please?
04:16Fred, join me in this homage to athletic male bonding.
04:20A full-body shave is such a small price to pay.
04:23I think not.
04:25Listen to me, or I'll give you all detention!
04:27You're right, Fred. Shaving is, like, so totally out.
04:31Would you rather all flunk?
04:33I'll just convince Benji to forget about this shaving nonsense.
04:38It's like the last time you were driving me bonkers!
04:41Bravo! You're happy now!
04:43Please, ma'am, can you stop screaming?
04:45I'm trying to heal myself.
04:48Yoo-hoo! Fred!
04:50I had a little talk with Benji.
04:52No more razors.
04:54Wow. Superb.
04:56But I still think you should go through with your initiation.
04:58And you know what?
05:00I happen to have these Egyptian honey waxing strips in my bag.
05:03After a few times, your hair will grow back super smooth,
05:06like a baby's behind.
05:08Oh, joy. Plucking was becoming a bit passé.
05:11But for you, it's too late.
05:13The razor is the worst thing.
05:15The horror.
05:17And with spiky black hair, he'll be even uglier, too.
05:19What?
05:21My drab, boring, Scottish, caramel-colored curly hair
05:23might grow back in stiff, straight-and-jet black?
05:25Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
05:27Hey, what about you?
05:29Come on, join the brotherhood of verile, spiky black-haired males!
05:33Oh?
05:39That hurt!
05:41You're not a real redhead?
05:49Oh, no.
05:51Where's this water coming from?
05:53I'm afraid of puddles. It's a real phobia.
05:55Alfred, take the dry food from the cafeteria
05:59and put it in a high, safe place,
06:01and bring this.
06:19We'll get you, Chico.
06:21Sooner or later, it'll happen.
06:23In two hours, you'll be begging us to initiate you.
06:26Pretty lame, sitting out the whole game.
06:28Pretty lame is a lifetime of public humiliation.
06:31Hi there, Benji!
06:33Benji-coop! Benji-coop!
06:35Benji-coop! Benji-coop!
06:37Yeah! What are you doing?
06:39Look!
06:41A Benji, Benji, Benji!
06:43Woo!
06:45Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
06:47Aw!
06:55Stop!
06:59What?
07:01You could have warned me about this before.
07:04Yes, I'll evacuate the school immediately.
07:07Mr. Sturgeon, I have put up with quite a bit,
07:10but I can't take it. I quit!
07:12That is the least of my worries.
07:14Just make sure you put it in writing.
07:16It must be totally official.
07:18Your nonchalance towards me is nothing short of offensive!
07:22I will not stand here and be humiliated.
07:25I am a dignified woman!
07:28Woof! Woof! Woof!
07:31Don't drink that, Pokey-Wokey. It's yucky dirty.
07:43Guys, this initiation thing isn't for me.
07:45Please leave me alone. All I really want is to play.
07:48Part of me wants it.
07:50Let me go, you bunch of neanderthals!
07:53I never said I wanted it!
07:58Shh!
08:00Aw, come on, Sunshine. Take it like a man.
08:08Everyone must leave the school immediately.
08:11That means now.
08:13It's happening, man. Might as well enjoy it.
08:15I said St. Jude's must be evacuated.
08:18This will hurt your ego more than it'll hurt you.
08:21Unclean.
08:23Unclean.
08:27Hey, students, look, a naked girl.
08:31The roots from the oak tree in the park next door
08:33have punctured our main water pipe.
08:35They need to excavate now.
08:37The school must be evacuated before they can dynamite.
08:42I'm leaving Balford in charge of everything.
08:45Good luck, everyone.
08:54Dirty puddles! Get out while you still can!
08:58Double back, Poki! Double back!
09:15Oh, no. My picture!
09:18Oh, Fred, I'm so happy.
09:21There are things that you only dream about,
09:24and then when they happen, you savor every minute
09:27in case they never come back.
09:29Hmm?
09:31Hmm?
09:33Never come back!
09:35Ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:41Everybody out!
09:43I don't want anyone left in the school.
09:46I don't want anyone left in the school.
09:54Come on, get out of there.
09:58Hey, baby, you seen Fred?
10:00We have to give him a special hair treatment.
10:02Hey, baby, I don't have information booth written on my forehead.
10:06I'm sure he won't be long.
10:11I smell his particular scent. He is very close.
10:14Come here, though.
10:16Uh, who exactly are you trying to sniff out?
10:19In my spare time, I like to smell Fred's sweaters,
10:21and it's very useful, especially when I have to pick him out in a crowd,
10:23and I can do that at 100 meters away.
10:25Yeah, uh, I'm going back into the school
10:28with the other guys to try to find Fred,
10:30and you, uh, go under the grounds and see if you can sniff him out.
10:34Right-o! Sunshine, here I come!
10:39You should just drop it, Benji.
10:41You know Fred. His ego will never let you get the better of him.
10:44No way, chica. Initiations are too much fun.
10:47Fun for you, maybe.
10:51Wait, isn't it dangerous to go back in the school?
10:54Mr. Sturgeon did say...
10:55Penelope, when are you going to learn?
10:57Young hot girls today always do the opposite of what they're told.
11:04Well, I think I should be the responsible one and take pictures of this.
11:12Hmm.
11:20Oh!
11:25Okie.
11:27Do I go or stay?
11:29Human is puddle-drinking addiction.
11:42You cannot go in there, lady.
11:45Hey, you, listen to me.
11:47No one is stopping me from handing in my resignation.
11:50Not even a towering tidal wave could stop me.
11:58No, do not dynamite.
12:00There's still a living being in the school.
12:03No, please don't put me on hold.
12:06Okie!
12:11Ack!
12:18Ah!
12:20M-me!
12:21Don't let go!
12:22Don't let go!
12:23Ahh!
12:26Oh!
12:28Ahh!
12:30Ahh!
12:32Ahh!
12:34Ahh!
12:36Ahh!
12:38Ahh!
12:40No!
12:40Run!
12:41Come on!
12:42Run!
12:43No!
12:44Run!
12:44Run!
12:45No!
13:04What the heck is that?
13:10Come on, why can't I get a signal?
13:40Okay, that's enough. I'm stopping here. For what idiotic reason would Fred stay in the
14:07school when he knows you guys are after him?
14:14Pocky! I know one puddle drinker who's in trouble.
14:35Come over here.
14:52Bad Benji! We're under attack!
14:55Attack?
14:58Hey! You were supposed to evacuate the school!
15:02Why are you just standing there? Run!
15:05Mr. Sturgeon, when are you going to learn? Young hot girls today always do the opposite of what they're...
15:13Oh, hello little squirrels!
15:18I need a bit of help!
15:25There's no room, Penny Poo. I was here first, so beat it.
15:29I'm sure you'll find another closet. I believe in you, girl. Go, go, go!
15:43Move it! I have to go find Penelope.
15:45Benji, how dare you? You just lost your girlfriend and now you're putting the moves on me.
15:50What? In your dreams?
15:52You, in my dreams? Never.
15:54I want to get out of this closet.
16:00Ah! Ah! Ah!
16:18Why? Why? Why? What have we done to deserve this awful fate? What did we do?
16:28It's Fred! It's his initiation! Yes! The world's karma is kaput!
16:34That's it! Fred has to do his initiation! The fate of St. Jude depends on it!
16:47What's happening here? Mr. Sturgeon only mentioned a bit of dynamite and a few oak trees, not an attack of killer squirrels!
16:54You're right, it's weird. Even if their habitat's destroyed, why would they be invading the school?
17:00Oh well, they're not going to find any winter provisions in here. I think we're safe.
17:16Fred, I'm so sorry. You were right all along. There's nothing good about initiations.
17:20I should never have insisted you use the Egyptian honeywell. We're still friends, aren't we?
17:26Penelope, give me the strips.
17:34Fred, seriously, I don't think that waxing should be the first thing on your mind right now.
17:41You don't get it, do you? You have to apply it on your skin perfectly after you've exfoliated.
17:47What are you doing?
17:50It's worse than the worst initiation.
18:06Fred! You're my hero! But hurry! Squirrels are strong!
18:12Okay!
18:17Oh!
18:19Yum, yum, yum!
18:33I hope you all end up as parking basement burglars!
18:46Fred!
18:58Please tell me the squirrels are gone.
19:03Benji!
19:05Penny-poo!
19:08You're my hero!
19:16Ah!
19:21Fred! You were a true friend, a gentleman and a scholar!
19:25You knew you had to do your initiation to bring harmony back to the universe!
19:29Holly's right with the world! Destiny has been served!
19:33Fred!
19:44I'm never going to be able to resign from this school.
20:03A picture is worth a thousand words.
20:25Yeah!
20:34Ah!
20:38Oops!
20:40No!
20:47My picture! Why did I throw away a next picture?
20:53Why?
21:03Why?
21:33Why?
21:42In my experience, you can't always measure someone's courage by the size of the nuts they got.
22:04You can't always measure someone's courage by the size of the nuts they got.
22:10You can't always measure someone's courage by the size of the nuts they got.
22:16You can't always measure someone's courage by the size of the nuts they got.
22:22You can't always measure someone's courage by the size of the nuts they got.
22:28You can't always measure someone's courage by the size of the nuts they got.
22:33You can't always measure someone's courage by the size of the nuts they got.