Minecraft Monster School Top 5 Minecraft Animation 2015 Best Monstert
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00:00help please someone get me out of here I can't die in here I have to put up a
00:06video tomorrow you just don't know what it's like to be freed and then
00:10immediately enslaved again Tyler snap out of it now listen the squids are
00:14likely going to torture us for information I need to know you won't
00:17crack under pressure I think he's already I want to go home I think the
00:22shower and shave I told you completely cracked listen to me you little my great
00:28great-grandfather didn't fight in the squid war so that you could whine about
00:31your beard being itchy he he didn't know he surpassed his adversaries and saved
00:38the world so that we could follow in his footsteps and that was with two hands
00:41against an army of eight well Adam I never knew that the squid nemesis had
00:45such a long history it's important that you know your past Tyler I guess since
00:50we aren't going anywhere there's time for one more story the longest bloodiest
00:56inkiest story of all the history of the squid nemesis here we go again our
01:02brutal past can be traced back to 35,000 years a time when mankind's
01:08greatest accomplishments were merely fire in the wheel what is this wheel you
01:12speak of the ancient one spoke of the derp squid a beast with no dignity no
01:18remorse notably no intellect merely a savage killing machine the stories were
01:24passed on through the generations tales of disgusting sea-dwelling monsters that
01:29would sneak into homes late at night and kidnap babies dragging them off of squid
01:33dens places much like where we are currently being held captive but what
01:38happened to the babies they were fed to the Kraken the monster champion of all
01:42squids a monster so terrifying and blood-curdling can only be matched by my
01:48long-lost relative captain Ahab sky our we haven't found a squid that took me
01:54the egg I and my eye it will be the glorious battle of the old times we'll
02:00blow the beast back down to Davy Jones locker where it belongs and be serving
02:04calamari for starry days to come ah the salty taste of Robert I Barney
02:09tis heavenly whilst heavily dipped in booty captain captain there be a mighty
02:15eight-armed foe lurking on the horizon our shiver me timbers could it truly be
02:21the Kraken I don't know Adam could it tell you to ruin every story I don't
02:28know I guess it's just the obnoxious voices we have to talk in the sheer
02:32length of your narration and little things like the fact that I was the one
02:36you chose to have on the poop deck I can't change history Tyler so what you
02:40may tell a boring old folklore with no flashbacks what about Elisa ever think
02:44she wanted to hear the story in all its glory oh I'm sorry what forget it the
02:50point is that a half sky was unable to beat the Kraken alone there was always
02:53an unnamed hero to save the day all the tales go the same way the silent
02:56champion arrived just in time and at the most crucial moment of all and don't get
03:00your hopes up Tyler I said silent not loudmouth story ruiner who said you
03:04loved me but I tell you nothing okay then
03:12derp squid derp squid are you just gonna keep repeating yourself or was this
03:21leading you've been awaiting this day for many years Adam you have murdered
03:24far too many of my fellow monks now we will finally have our retribution what
03:31do you want from me squid fiend it's not what we want from you it's what we want
03:35from her I said it's what we want from her all right seriously this is just
03:48rude oh sorry were you talking to me yes Elisa yes tell us how would you feel if
03:55you were to feed Tyler to the Kraken well it would be a lot more quiet around
04:00here not me no Tyler we're talking about the baby baby Tyler this is going to
04:06get confusing you monsters oh thank God Tyler sorry no Tyler we'll just be
04:12dumping you into a pool of lava not me I'm too young to die I won't sit idly by
04:16and watch you feed my unborn child to a giant squid what are you going to do
04:21about it Adam sir a man has breached the cavern he's slaughtering us it's an
04:28absolute egg bath down there
04:43stop him stop him now
04:47it's the warrior
04:59screw that I'm getting out of here
05:01dirt squid away freedom at last brave hero you have saved us from the evil
05:10squids clutches what is your name oh right the whole silent champion thing
05:17I'll just call you friend well at least answer me this one question how did you
05:22know we'd be here they must be warning the other squids hurry we've got to go
05:31but what about derp squid I have a feeling that won't be the last you've
05:35seen of him
05:40you