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00:00Hello, my fluffy bunnykin fans. Sweet little granny here. Welcome to the fluffy bunny show.
00:12Now, do you notice anything different today, children?
00:16That's right, my bunnies have gone on holiday. Fortunately, this lovely big brown cuddly bear is here to help us sing our song.
00:29Fluffy, fluffy bunnies bouncing in the wood. Fluffy, fluffy...
00:38Go, go, go!
00:40Alright, sweet little granny, we need this time slot urgently.
00:44What did you say, dear?
00:47Oh, er, nothing. Sorry for interrupting. Just grab the camera.
00:52Bye-bye. See ya.
00:55Now, where was I?
00:58Fluffy, fluffy bunnies bouncing...
01:01Got him! Cover me!
01:06Run! The secret show!
01:23Yes!
01:28Ah!
01:48Woo! Yeah!
01:50Ha! Yeah-hey!
01:52Woo-ee!
01:54Yeah!
01:56Yeah!
01:57Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
02:01Throw me a guitar!
02:03Woo! Go, big time!
02:08This isn't working.
02:10Throw me an air guitar!
02:12Uh!
02:26So, how did we do, Marlon?
02:28Enthusiasm, I give you ten.
02:32Enthusiastic, fantastic!
02:34It's a relief.
02:36But talent, I give you a big bouncy ball.
02:40Nothing at all.
02:42Zero. Zilch. Nada!
02:44Oh, come on!
02:46How long have I got to knock them into shape?
02:48How long?
02:53Half an hour.
02:54Half an hour?!
02:55Place pillows all around me. I am going to faint.
02:59It cannot be done!
03:00I could play Marlon... Oh, never mind.
03:02It has to be done!
03:04I am Marlon Zen.
03:06If I say it cannot be done, it cannot be done!
03:10She brought a tambourine!
03:16It has to be done, you squealing hippie!
03:18Oh! Oh!
03:19You can't get two people trained up in half an hour without all this whinging.
03:23Oh, no, don't!
03:24When are we going to find out what all this is about?
03:27Victor, Anita, come to my office immediately.
03:29It's time you found out what all this is about.
03:35The security of the World Anthem Competition has been breached.
03:40That's on television tonight.
03:41Exactly it is. And security is everything.
03:45And for reasons of security, my name is changed daily.
03:50Today, you may call me...
03:53Oh, Engelbert Humperdinck.
03:57Oh!
04:02So, Engelbert Humperdinck, how do we fit into all this?
04:06You must enter the competition, Anita.
04:09Because we have discovered that agents from them have already entered their own bed.
04:14And we need to know why.
04:16And how.
04:17And what.
04:18And stuff.
04:19I know, I know. I bet they're using their song to brainwash everyone live on world television.
04:26Are you taking this seriously, Victor?
04:28Yes. I just thought that...
04:30Brainwashing people with a song?
04:33I've seen that done hundreds of times on old cartoon shows.
04:37So? Surely it doesn't matter where the idea comes from.
04:41This is not a cartoon show, Victor!
04:43This is as real as it gets.
04:45Sorry, Engelbert Humperdinck.
04:49Boy, you're looking cool, Anita.
04:52Thanks, Victor.
04:53Hey, do I look cool, too?
04:57Huh?
04:59Anita?
05:00The World Anthem Competition starts in ten minutes.
05:03Good luck, guys.
05:04Oh, thanks, Ray.
05:06By the way, I play a little...
05:09trumpet.
05:15Ladies and gentlemen,
05:18please welcome your host for this evening,
05:20you may be you,
05:22but she is...
05:24Stacey Sturt!
05:28Thank you! Thank you, world!
05:32Yes, I am...
05:34Stacey Sturt!
05:42Welcome to the World Anthem Competition.
05:46First act in five. First act in five.
05:49By the end of this evening,
05:51our planet will finally have its own theme tune.
05:54Last call. First act in four. First act in four.
05:57We don't have long to find them.
05:59Okay, let's get started.
06:06Alphonse?
06:07Anita!
06:08What are you doing here, Alphonse?
06:10I have composed an anthem for the world.
06:13My greatest work.
06:15I thought you were a sculptor.
06:16I am an artist.
06:18Art takes many forms.
06:21Can we hear your entry, Alphonse?
06:23Of course.
06:25I have dedicated my song to you, Anita.
06:28Oh, Alphonse!
06:31No one's ever dedicated a song to me before.
06:37Look, we don't have time for this.
06:40The world is dying.
06:43The world is dying.
06:46The world is dying.
06:49Well, that was...
06:50The world is dead.
06:52Catchy.
06:53How... profound.
06:57Hey, listen. Someone's playing our tune.
07:08Ray? What on earth are you...
07:11Oh, hello, Victor.
07:12The lads talked me into having a go.
07:14Yeah, he has a gift, sir. It should be encouraged.
07:17And, uh, why are you all here with him?
07:20We're bargain singers.
07:22Raimondo and the Rayettes, on in ten, on in ten.
07:26Raimondo?
07:28Well, we could use your help, Raimondo.
07:32I'll never live this down.
07:33Right. Spread out, men, and check the dressing rooms for Doctor Doctor.
07:37On it.
07:45She's heading towards the stage.
07:47Well, block her from the west wing.
07:50Freeze!
07:52Right. You're coming with us.
07:55I don't think so.
07:57Hypnotize, hypnotize, hypnotize, hypnotize the world.
08:03Hypnotize, hypnotize, hypnotize, hypnotize the world.
08:08Hypnotize, hypnotize, hypnotize, hypnotize the world.
08:14Hypnotize, hypnotize, hypnotize, hypnotize the world.
08:22Hypnotize, hypnotize, hypnotize, hypnotize.
08:30Ray, get them!
08:32Get them!
08:38What have you done? Hypnotize the world!
08:42John, hypnotize them with my song,
08:46and soon the whole world will be hypnotized and in my power.
08:52I knew it.
08:53I got the idea from some old cartoon show.
08:56Yes, I was right. Yes, Lucy, daddy.
09:02The world is dying.
09:05The world is dying.
09:08The world is dead.
09:12And now, on a more positive note, sweet little granny and grandpa.
09:18Yee-haw!
09:21Granny's got the recipe.
09:23Hello, girls and boys.
09:25This is granny's anthem for the world.
09:29She don't do rock, she don't do blue.
09:31Hip-hop's what my bunnies do.
09:33This is granny's anthem for the world.
09:36For the world.
09:40The world.
09:44Where am I? What happened?
09:47Doctor Doctor is about to hypnotize everyone with a song on world television.
09:51What? Like in the old cartoon shows?
09:53I tried to tell him.
09:55We've got to stop her. Come on.
09:57Oh, no.
10:08Hypnotize, hypnotize, hypnotize, hypnotize the world.
10:16Hypnotize, hypnotize, hypnotize, hypnotize the world.
10:21We're too late. Oh, no.
10:23Victor, how did the good guys win in your old cartoon show?
10:26I don't know, but I remember a lot of people running around to music and a dog was involved.
10:30We need to drown her out with louder music.
10:33Um, Ray, still got that trumpet?
10:36I never leave home without it.
10:39Hypnotize, hypnotize, hypnotize, hypnotize the world.
10:46Ah!
10:54Ooh, yeah!
11:02With a hey-down, ho-down, chick-chick-toe-down.
11:05Are we singing our song?
11:07This is granny's anthem for the world.
11:16Hello. Hello.
11:23Hypnotize, hypnotize, hypnotize, hypnotize the world.
11:30Oh, we're losing.
11:32Hypnotize, hypnotize, hypnotize.
11:35No!
11:38Oh!
11:44The world is saved!
11:53Thank you. Thank you. Please, please.
11:56How come he gets all the credit?
11:59I love you all!
12:03And so, by stealing an overused plot line from old cartoon shows,
12:09Dr. Dr. Very Nearly hypnotized the entire world with her song.
12:15So who won the competition, Englebert Humperdinck?
12:18Oh, the cat, she won, of course.
12:20How did it go? Bong?
12:22The world is saved!
12:24Oh, come on.
12:25Bong, the world is saved!
12:28We need a drum.
12:29Would a trumpet do?
12:30Oh, yes.
12:32The world is saved!
12:36The world is saved!