Isnogud - 11. Der Unglücksdiamant Weltraumzauber
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01:00And here the cake for the weekly birthday!
01:27How about a little firework? What do you think about it, Tunichgut?
01:34A little unusual for a birthday.
01:36I'm sorry, good people. I beg you, help a poor beggar. I'm sorry.
01:41A beggar? I forbade begging in this city. Tunichgut, let's throw the beggar into the dumps. That's a waste of time.
01:47Shh! Calm down. We wanted to go for a walk in Cognito.
01:50The beggar is not an ordinary ogre like you in Cognito.
01:53You can't lock him up. Have mercy on him. He just wants to give away his diamonds.
01:58He's crazy.
02:00Ha! Am I as stupid as I look?
02:03But people refuse to give away their diamonds. Why?
02:05Because this wonderful diamond brings bad luck. He's cursed.
02:08A cursed diamond, sir?
02:10Really. Most interesting. We have a nice gift for our caliph.
02:14So, so, your diamond brings bad luck. Tell us exactly.
02:17Yes, that's how it is, unfortunately. So you already know.
02:20Come on, tell me the whole story.
02:22Not too long ago, I was very, very rich.
02:25It's not a lie when I say even immensely rich.
02:28Back then, I lived happily ever after.
02:31I had a palace of pure gold and ivory.
02:34But one day, I made the big mistake of wanting to feed a stranger for a short while.
02:40I've already distributed enough alms today. Get lost!
02:45Ha!
02:47Well, this stranger wasn't a beggar. He was a terrible sorcerer.
02:53Take this diamond, you greedy beggar.
02:56Is this an advertisement for me, beggar?
02:59No, this wonderful diamond is cursed. It will bring you bad luck at all times, you greedy beggar.
03:05I just giggled mercilessly.
03:08Ha ha ha ha!
03:11But the very next day, there was a great fire in the palace of rubble and ashes.
03:16Soon, my wives, children and servants fled and took all my possessions.
03:26I was left alone with nothing but the diamond of misfortune.
03:33Since then, all the misery of this world has fallen on me, poor me.
03:40Ha ha ha ha!
03:42Ha ha ha ha!
03:45That's great! Why don't you just throw this piece of junk away?
03:49I'm not allowed to do that.
03:51The sorcerer said that if I did that, I would never get rid of the misfortune.
03:57The only way to break the spell is to pass on the diamond, to give it away.
04:02Take the diamond, noble stranger, and play a hearty game with it with your friends.
04:07All right.
04:08But you must be totally crazy.
04:10Oh no, I'm not. Give the thing to my servant.
04:12But, sir, oh no, oh no!
04:14You're pretty torn.
04:15Ha ha! I'm free! I'm saved!
04:21Do you believe the nonsense the beggar told you, beggar?
04:25Whether I do it or not is completely unimportant, considering the fact that you have the diamond.
04:29Uh-oh.
04:31Well, in any case, we'll give the diamond of misfortune to the caliph.
04:34And if it works, I'll be the caliph instead of the caliph.
04:36And if it goes wrong, then...
04:38Don't do it! Where are you?
04:40Here, beggar.
04:42It works! I'll be the caliph instead of the caliph! It worked!
04:49Did you see that, sir? The earth has opened up and I fell in.
04:53It doesn't matter. No reason to play crazy. We don't want to waste any more time.
04:56We'll honor the pretty little one with my predecessor right away.
05:02Don't do it! Could you maybe stop stopping us?
05:05I might come forward faster if you took the cursed diamond, sir.
05:11Don't do mine! He won't give you a chance to steal the show.
05:23More butter, cook!
05:25Don't do it!
05:27Don't worry, sir! I'm coming, sir! I'm coming!
05:31You're welcome, noble Grand Vizier.
05:40Oh dear, the Grand Vizier.
05:42That's it. We're back in the palace. Now all trouble has an end.
05:45Honor and glory to our enlightened Grand Vizier.
05:49Oh, what was that?
05:55Here, sit down, my dear.
05:58Do you at least have the diamond, you unlucky rascal?
06:01Oh, I see you still have it with you.
06:12What's up with Isenoblade?
06:14I don't know.
06:16What's up with Isenogood? Why isn't he here yet?
06:20He was seen in the city this morning.
06:22Completely incognito, O light of the Orient.
06:24He was probably looking for a birthday present for you incognito.
06:29The good hearted Isenogood.
06:31A birthday present and incognito. He's too kind.
06:39Give me the diamond! I'll hand it over to the Caliph right away.
06:44What could he have in mind, dear?
06:46Well, we'll have to start without him.
06:48The birthday party may begin.
06:52Maybe the gong will bring him to us.
06:54Honor and glory to our great Caliph.
06:58Honor and glory to the birth child of our Caliph.
07:04Hurry up, they've already started.
07:08Completely broken, what a mess.
07:10Eternal glory and eternal honor to our Caliph who has today's birthday.
07:18Happy birthday, boss.
07:22Oh, don't do that, kick in the damn door.
07:24You had a tank door installed.
07:26Open the door, that's an order.
07:33Do you finally want to open, you cursed door?
07:37If you think that such little things can stop me, you're wrong.
07:41I'll find a way out.
07:53Come on in again.
07:54When you opened the window, there was a draft.
07:56The tank door opened.
07:58Too late, I'm almost there.
08:01The accident earlier stopped me quite a bit.
08:04I didn't expect that to happen to me.
08:06Now I'm stupidly too late.
08:19He's there, Captain.
08:20Finally, it was about time. Where have you been, you idiot?
08:23We've been waiting for this load.
08:25We'll light the anchor in a minute.
08:26I'm completely innocent of that. I had a traffic accident.
08:34Where am I?
08:36I knew you'd say something like that.
08:38What a stupid question you're asking.
08:40You're sitting on a huge load of plaster in the loading deck, what else?
08:43And where's your fare bill now?
08:45I don't have one, I didn't want to see it.
08:47Here's a blind passenger.
08:49Grab him and put him in chains.
08:51Wait, I can pay for the trip.
08:53How about this magnificent diamond, Captain?
08:55The man owns the diamond of misfortune.
08:57Oh, you're in the picture, Captain.
08:59Yes, bad luck for you.
09:02The very first owner of this diamond
09:04was the father of my third wife,
09:06and she told us the story of the diamond.
09:12We'll know in a minute.
09:14Everyone get off the ship.
09:16Good work, little one, bravo.
09:18Better stick to the father of your third wife.
09:20Let's see what he has to say.
09:22Hey, Captain, it's time for a soup.
09:24Yes, indeed.
09:26Then let's put on our straw hats
09:28and see who's the lucky one.
09:30Who's the lucky one?
09:36Do we even have straw hats on board?
09:38Of course we do, sir.
09:40They're part of the equipment of the rescue box.
09:42Did you forget that?
09:51How delightful, our blind passenger is on board.
09:53I hope, boys, you thought of enough mustard.
09:55Yes, sir, mustard is here.
09:57It's also part of the standard equipment
10:00of the rescue box.
10:02Wait a second, I have to warn you.
10:04I'm as tough as leather, and I also taste very bitter.
10:06Land in sight.
10:10There's a palace.
10:14I'm sure I'll meet people
10:16who don't know the diamond
10:18and I'll get rid of him.
10:20What a beggar.
10:22What a pleasant surprise.
10:24To the father of my third wife.
10:30Hey, open up, I'm still here.
10:32You don't think I want to take
10:34the diamond back, do you?
10:36I just wanted to ask you
10:38for some food, sir.
10:40I've already distributed enough almonds for today.
10:42Get out of here.
10:44And don't forget to leave a piece
10:46for my good is no good.
10:53Thirst, I'm thirsty and hungry.
10:55No.
10:57A wall jump here in the middle of the desert.
10:59I don't think you should
11:01overdo it, okay?
11:08It's a shame that my good is no good
11:10isn't here yet.
11:12Light the fire.
11:14You never know, maybe the good will show up
11:16at this moment.
11:18By Allah, I did it.
11:25Aah!
11:27Aah!
11:29Aah!
11:31Aah!
11:34Aah!
11:54I've had enough of this.
11:56Just look at my wonderful vegetables.
11:58Fresh, delicious meat.
12:00My fruits are the best.
12:02Okay, you're a traffic signal.
12:04Hang yourself somewhere else.
12:08One more word and you're lying
12:10on the carpet.
12:12Say that again and I'll destroy you, rat.
12:14I'll repeat it as often as you want.
12:16You're a loser, shut up.
12:20Good, I warned you.
12:23You're a loser, shut up.
12:31You're right.
12:33Not in a dog.
12:35I'm allergic to dog fur.
12:37Turn me back and I'll bite you.
12:39No, no, be good.
12:41I'll bite you.
12:49I finally want to become a caliph
12:51instead of a caliph.
12:53I can't stand it anymore,
12:55just dreaming about it.
12:57Come in.
12:59Why are you bothering me?
13:01A piece of cake, sir.
13:03Full of fresh cream,
13:05just the way you like it.
13:07I don't want a cake.
13:09I'm not hungry at all.
13:11I just want to become a caliph
13:13instead of a caliph.
13:15You're depressed, sir.
13:18I'm destroyed.
13:20I'm not doing well.
13:22I'm running out of ideas.
13:24Isn't that terrible?
13:30Oh yes, I know.
13:32You have to relax.
13:34But I can't turn it off.
13:36What's stopping you?
13:38Are you deaf?
13:40Can't you hear the noise outside?
13:42What I need is a lonely island.
13:44There won't be a lonely island
13:46We have something better for that.
13:48The loneliest desert in the world.
13:50And right in front of our door.
13:52I'm not doing well.
13:54What's the matter?
13:56It's getting worse than before.
13:58I'm getting more and more depressed.
14:00Oh, I know.
14:02It's not an island,
14:04but it's damn quiet and good for meditation.
14:06Yes.
14:08And hopefully the peace of the desert
14:10will help me come up with new ideas
14:12on how to become a caliph instead of a caliph.
14:15It doesn't seem to be that quiet.
14:17Can you hear that noise?
14:19Noise, you say? Where?
14:21Aha!
14:25Look above us!
14:27We're disappearing!
14:45That's unbelievable.
14:47Can a tortured citizen
14:49of Baghdad get anywhere
14:51not even in the middle of the desert?
14:53Ha ha ha!
14:55A small step for me,
14:57but a big leap for our Mars-ness.
14:59Glop!
15:01You can get out,
15:03but don't forget the flag!
15:05Understood. I'll bring it.
15:07Wow!
15:09This celestial body is very impressive.
15:11Look!
15:13The ground is made of small grains,
15:15just like on our beaches.
15:17Yes, but there's no vegetation here.
15:19The planet seems to be empty and deserted.
15:21These two faggots
15:23aren't quite right in the head, are they?
15:25Hey, you two carnival birds!
15:27Can't you keep that away from us?
15:29Unbelievable!
15:31The Earth is inhabited after all.
15:33Let's try to get in touch with them.
15:35We'll ask the one who looks like
15:37you're the head of the Earth's inhabitants.
15:40Hello, sir.
15:42We're Mars-inhabitants and...
15:44Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
15:46Are you done with your nonsense?
15:48Magicians and other fat phenomena
15:50have been here before us.
15:52Yes, even before us, you understand?
15:54Very strange. He doesn't look like the head.
15:56He has much less hair.
15:58What are we going to do now?
16:00We'll greet you in your own way.
16:02Hello, friendly Earth-inhabitants.
16:04We'd like to ask you a few questions.
16:06Of course we're here on a peaceful note, Earth-inhabitants.
16:08Where do we get these two gawkers from?
16:10Will be done immediately, sir.
16:12Watch out, they make a hostile impression.
16:14But what's that supposed to mean?
16:18What have you done? Where is my servant?
16:20Do not do well!
16:22I've just put him in another space-time from now on.
16:24He's somewhere in another time.
16:26In another space-time?
16:38Believe us, we're terribly sorry, sir.
16:40Your thing there, what do you get for it?
16:42My space-time syringe?
16:44It's unsellable.
16:46Let's say 100,000 piasters.
16:48275,000 cherry tarts.
16:52Done.
16:54You can't sell your space-time syringe.
16:56It doesn't belong to you, it belongs to the Vasa.
16:58Yes, you're right.
17:00I'm sorry. Too bad, I can't sell it to you.
17:04300,000 cherry tarts.
17:07Think of the Vasa and the flag and the mission.
17:09You're right, the Vasa.
17:11What am I supposed to do?
17:13500,000 cherry tarts!
17:15Shut up, you're disturbing me when I'm thinking.
17:17No, such a world.
17:19Another one, but world remains world.
17:21Listen, all we want is to visit your planet
17:23and ask some questions.
17:25Questions?
17:27All right, I'll take you to our caliph.
17:29A maliph?
17:31Oh no, a caliph.
17:33A very dangerous caliph.
17:35Don't forget to take your little thing with you.
17:39Now I can do it.
17:41Finally I'll be a caliph instead of a caliph.
17:43What did you just say?
17:45Nothing special, nothing important.
17:47Don't you think we could stand out too much?
17:49Nonsense.
17:51You don't care.
17:53Glory and honor to the great Grand Vizier
17:55and his companions.
17:59I can't believe it.
18:01I just saw Isnu Dingsda laughing.
18:04Isnu Dingsda, the Grand Vizier.
18:06He smiled at me.
18:08This time no one will ruin my plan.
18:10I'll be a caliph instead of a caliph.
18:12Very strange.
18:14This earthling keeps saying the same thing over and over again.
18:16Tell us, is this your caliph?
18:18Caliph?
18:20Do you have the charm nozzle?
18:22It's called space-time spray nozzle.
18:24Oh, if he's happy, he can be dangerous.
18:26Then don't hesitate, spray him into space-time.
18:28Dangerous?
18:30No problem.
18:32We'll move him.
18:34And I'll be a caliph instead of a caliph.
18:36Come on, guys.
18:38Oh, rulers of the believers of the Orient.
18:40Oh, wonder of the universe.
18:42Oh, full-horn of all virtues and morals.
18:44I bring you two overwhelming magicians.
18:46Two what?
18:48Two overwhelming magicians.
18:50You three are too funny.
18:52Oh, good Isnu.
18:54Magicians don't overwhelm me anymore.
18:56And as far as comedy is concerned, I find it boring.
18:58Besides, I'm tired.
19:01Oh, rulers of the believers of the Orient.
19:03Come here, you two.
19:05Well, what do you think?
19:07We wish you a good day, friendly caliph.
19:09You're right.
19:11They're really pretty funny.
19:13Be careful, guys.
19:15If he smiles like he just did, he'll be dangerous.
19:17We have intensive training behind us.
19:19We are able to see dangers in the eye.
19:21But we still have to fulfill our mission.
19:23Caliph, please answer a few questions
19:25without getting upset.
19:27Are you going through eggs?
19:29Don't worry about that.
19:31I'm telling you, he's dangerous.
19:33Who's dangerous, good Isnugut?
19:35Him. You.
19:37Nonsense. Don't get involved.
19:39Very strange.
19:41It's probably true that he's hostile to us.
19:43Get your things in motion.
19:45We mustn't take any unavoidable risks.
19:47Ah, finally it's starting.
19:49Hey, you didn't just want to...
19:53But where did my good Isnugut go?
19:56But, but what?
19:58It's great that you're here too, sir.
20:00Sing with us. It's fun.
20:07Yeah!
20:09We thank you for this conversation, great caliph.
20:12We now return to our planet.
20:14This is the beginning of a wonderful friendship
20:16between the coming generations.
20:18Our country and your people.
20:20It was a great pleasure for me.
20:22However, I must tell my good Isnugut
20:24that it is very impolite
20:26to just disappear without a word.
20:40I just don't understand
20:42why this little hostile creature
20:44keeps repeating,
20:46I want to be caliph instead of the caliph.
20:48I think I understand what you mean.
20:51That brings me to a great idea.
20:53An idea? What kind of idea?
20:55Just wait and you'll see.
21:05Welcome to our home planet.
21:07In the Rose Club, we show our countrymen
21:09the greetings of the earthlings.
21:13We must immediately report
21:15to the great caliph.
21:17Oh, great caliph,
21:19glory of the planet Mars!
21:21Miracle of the unspeakable great universe!
21:23Full of all-galactic grace!
21:25Well, my good Isnugut,
21:27did everything go well?
21:29How was it?
21:31Fantastic, wonderful.
21:33We were able to see a lot
21:35of the earthlings.
21:37But what are you doing, Isnugut?
21:39What are you doing?
21:41I did it!
21:43I am the great caliph instead of the caliph!
21:46I don't get it. You too?
21:48Ah, my dear Isnugut,
21:50I only did it for you.
21:52Who got it?
21:54He's the great caliph instead of the great caliph
21:56and I'm still not a caliph
21:58instead of the caliph.
22:00That's so mean!
22:16Gut.
22:18Gut is
22:20is
22:22Isnugut.
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22:26Isnugut.
22:45Isnugut.
22:47Isnugut.
22:49Isnugut.
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22:53Isnugut.
22:55Isnugut.
22:57Isnugut.
22:59Isnugut.
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