Isnogud - 10. Hast du Töne Die Zauberkiste
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01:00is no good hey
01:30Get out of the way!
01:32You too!
01:34Get out of the way!
01:44Finally there is some entertainment in our city!
01:48Hey! You should be a little more careful!
01:51You should be more careful!
01:54Oh yes? Should I?
01:56Yes! You should!
01:59There!
02:15That must be a lesson for him!
02:18Sensational! Did you see that? Don't I do good?
02:21Yes, but sir, that's just another magician.
02:23Here in Baghdad there are plenty of them.
02:25Come on, let's catch him with the slave!
02:27I have no idea what you're up to, sir.
02:34Hello! Here! Man with the flute!
02:38Yes, please?
02:40My friend and I have admired your magic trick very much.
02:43I have to say that.
02:45So, and which one?
02:46The one with the cards?
02:47No, not the thing with the cards. It was with ...
02:49Preferably the one with the plate?
02:51Not that either. I mean the trick with the dog and the flute.
02:54Oh, that! Yes, but that always comes in handy.
02:56I'm a professional magician.
02:58Yes, yes, really great. But enough talking.
03:00What do you want for the flute?
03:02But it's not for sale.
03:03I don't care about the price. Just give it to me.
03:0512,833 dinars.
03:08Of course.
03:09Here's the flute.
03:11I'll try it right away on the spot.
03:13Hey!
03:21A lot of noise for nothing.
03:23And now? He didn't turn into a dog at all.
03:26That's because you can't play on this flute.
03:29Oh, really?
03:31Listen carefully.
03:33It only works if you memorize the following melody well.
03:41Amazing, really.
03:43And how do I turn him back?
03:50Oh, that's stupid.
03:51Strange, I caught flea.
03:53Here it is back.
03:54And don't forget to put the flute on the victim.
03:57Yes, yes, I think I got it.
04:01But tell me a question. What do you want the flute for?
04:04To turn the caliph into a dog and then finally take his place.
04:08Give me my flute back. You get the money back. I'm a man of honor.
04:15I'm not untalented. Either you have it or you don't.
04:18Come on, be good. To the palace.
04:20But, sir, do you want to just leave him here?
04:23Oh, yes, and whether. Because he knows too much. I have a horror of smart dogs.
04:27Come on, out of the way.
04:32Sir, a piece of advice. Get rid of it. Give up this plan.
04:36Shut up, do not do well and stop being such a scoundrel.
04:39I must not forget the melody.
04:51Oh, honor and fame to Ismogod, our great vizier.
04:58Listen to me, sir. You don't have the slightest chance.
05:02Sir, think about it again before you stumble in there.
05:05I have already thought about it three to four times.
05:08The caliph in his swing and me on his soft pillow.
05:11Wait for me here.
05:13Good. Then there is only one thing left for me.
05:17Radiant star that shines in the darkness.
05:19Admirable hero of the earth.
05:21What is that?
05:23Oh, my good Ismogod, what gives me the pleasure of your visit?
05:27I want to scatter you with my flute.
05:30With the flute, Ismogod? But I already have a flutist.
05:34Well, it doesn't matter. I love flutes.
05:37I want to scatter you with my flute.
05:40With the flute, Ismogod? But I already have a flutist.
05:43Well, it doesn't matter. I love flutes.
05:46I think you will like to listen to me.
05:48I have my own game, a special style.
05:51You can play the flute? Are you sure?
05:53Of course.
05:54Let's do the sample on the example. Do you know that?
05:59Oh, yes, yes. And now the other melody.
06:02How did that go?
06:06Silence, damn it. I can't play if you're not quiet.
06:09Just don't get angry, don't get upset.
06:12It's okay, good Ismogod.
06:14Play your song, start. We like to listen to you.
06:17So, how did that go?
06:22No, no, that was nothing.
06:24But it wasn't too bad, my good Ismogod.
06:27I would say not pathetic, preferably not pathetic.
06:31Damn it, one more.
06:33No.
06:37No.
06:40That will take forever.
06:42My area is already over an hour away from the caliph.
06:46No, such a crap misery.
06:54Very pretty, good Ismogod. Really charming.
07:00No, I missed it.
07:02Oh no, I liked that very much.
07:04But now I have to do my daily walk.
07:08They made me forget the melody, I failed.
07:11I don't want to say, sir, but I already thought of something like that.
07:14Nevertheless, the melody was on my tongue, do you understand?
07:17I can only remember the melody with which you turn dogs back into humans.
07:21What?
07:22Yes, I know exactly.
07:25Excellent, now we just have to find the sorcerer.
07:28Find the sorcerer? But what for, sir?
07:30We will turn him back into a human and force him to play the melody again.
07:34Come on, do not do well, move!
07:36Come on, sir, the guy is now a dog and there are a lot of dogs in Baghdad.
07:40How do you want to find the sorcerer again?
07:42We'll get all the dogs in the city to the palace,
07:44there we can work in peace and capture the sorcerer.
07:47Ah, there's already one.
07:51Be careful.
07:52Yes, yes, come here.
07:54Hehe.
08:01Oh.
08:03You robber! You robber!
08:05You wanted to do something to my dog!
08:07Now wait, you dwarf!
08:13A big bone, go!
08:15Do you want to take it with you or do you want to take it right here?
08:17That's not a good idea!
08:20That could work.
08:24Haha, it looks like one of your ideas is finally going to work.
08:36Vector, release the gate!
08:38Aaaaaah!
08:54Hahaha.
09:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:17Send me the dogs one by one!
09:19Don't forget the melody again!
09:24Oh.
09:28No, that's not the sorcerer.
09:30So you're the guy who played with this painted string.
09:34Do you know the relationship between...
09:36Oh!
09:37Oh!
09:38No!
09:39Oh!
09:40I am all kinds of things, but no dog!
09:45Send the next one!
09:46Attention, the next dog is coming.
09:55Oh!
09:57Oh!
09:58No!
10:07Oh!
10:08Oh!
10:11Oh!
10:12No!
10:16Oh!
10:17I am...
10:18Oh!
10:20Oh!
10:21Oh!
10:22Oh!
10:23Not good, the next one.
10:29That's the last dog, sir.
10:37Oh.
10:40Oh, no!
10:41That's a real dog!
10:43Don't you want to think about it again and let it go, sir?
10:46My good is no good.
10:48The cute little dog ran after me everywhere.
10:51Huh?
10:52Ha!
10:53Damn, that must be the sorcerer.
10:55Oh, isn't that too cute?
10:57Huh?
11:01Hey, where did my cute little dog go?
11:05Tell me how the melody was, I forgot it.
11:07Give me the flute right now!
11:09That's it!
11:13I didn't understand that.
11:15Where did my good is no good go?
11:18I'll explain that to you right away, Lord of the Believers.
11:20For you, I remain the most faithful friend of man.
11:25I knew it would end like this, Lord.
11:28That's why I brought this pretty leash for you.
11:31Watch out!
11:49You're asking for my humble presence, O Gloss of the Orient?
11:53Oh, yes.
11:54Your good is no good.
11:57You still have to know my 37th son.
12:00The one your 28th wife gave you?
12:02Uh, my 28th wife, you say?
12:04Are you sure?
12:06Wasn't it my 32nd?
12:08Then it must be the little fat one who always blinks.
12:10Exactly, my is no good.
12:11But what was his name?
12:13I forgot it.
12:14His name is Rachid.
12:15The little Rachid.
12:17What would I do without you, my good is no good?
12:20Here, take a speech from these delicious grapes as a thank you.
12:23Oh, thank you very much, Lord.
12:24My poor person is not worthy of such exaggerated goodness,
12:27O grace-giving Füllhorn.
12:28So, what was I going to say?
12:30Oh, yes, my 37th son.
12:33Well, yes.
12:34I have an amazing news for you, good is no good.
12:37I'm going to marry my little son.
12:39No, how delightful!
12:40And who is the happy bride today?
12:42You'll never guess.
12:44The 42nd daughter of Sultan Pulmankar.
12:50The terrible Sultan Pulmankar?
12:52My congratulations!
12:54And he comes here on the 1st of April to sign the marriage contract.
12:57But that's today!
12:59Oh, of course.
13:01I forgot to tell you.
13:03I was going to.
13:04I even made a knot in my handkerchief.
13:06Look here.
13:11The Sultan Pulmankar comes here.
13:13Oh, no, no, no.
13:15Here lies the huge sultanate of Pulmankar.
13:18And here is our tiny caliphate, you see.
13:20When this contract is signed,
13:22Pulmankar will be the ally of our caliphate.
13:25And he will stand by him, no matter what happens.
13:27He doesn't have to be afraid of anyone anymore.
13:29Not even of terrible enemies like you, sir?
13:32That's exactly how it is with me.
13:34Then I could never become caliph instead of caliph.
13:39Don't cry, my prayers.
13:41After all, you are the great vizier.
13:43That's not bad at all.
13:47No, I won't give up.
13:49So I have to become caliph instead of caliph
13:51before the stupid contract is signed.
13:53Listen, sir.
13:54So far you have only been so unsuccessful
13:56in your efforts because you have not used modern technology.
14:00What did you say?
14:01I wouldn't use modern technology?
14:04Then come with me,
14:05where I made a wonderful progress from this palace.
14:08I even have running water.
14:10Give me something to drink.
14:12I'm already here.
14:16Here.
14:18The doors open automatically with the help of a magic eye.
14:21Come on, people, open up.
14:29A phone is also there.
14:36Phone for the great vizier.
14:38Hello, yes?
14:39The terrible sultan Pullman Kars
14:41has been sighted in front of the city gates.
14:43Sir, don't take it the wrong way.
14:45I don't want to say anything.
14:46But there is a man here
14:47who claims to be able to solve all the problems
14:49with the latest technical procedures.
14:51All right, you won.
14:52Bring him to me.
14:53I don't know what else I would have to lose.
14:57Here he is, sir.
14:58He calls himself IBM.
14:59Come here.
15:00I don't have time to dawdle.
15:01Your employee has ruined your problem.
15:03Here is a sketch of your plan.
15:05You want to be rid of the caliph
15:07to become caliph instead of caliph.
15:09Yes, and I have every possible attempt.
15:12Yes, even with magic.
15:14These primitive simsalabims are stupid.
15:18But I am a technician of magic.
15:20To a certain extent, a magician.
15:22Here is the device.
15:23You command and it obeys you immediately.
15:26Give me any number.
15:28Five.
15:29Too small.
15:30A significantly larger number.
15:322,437,978.
15:38I now write 2,437,978 times 975,213
15:45and put the paper in this slot.
15:47The red light will start to flash.
15:492,377,547,839,314.
15:57That's mean.
15:58Why did you have to do that?
15:59Now the device is insulted, do you understand?
16:01He refuses to take the right solution.
16:03You don't want to make me realize
16:04that the device can be insulted.
16:06Yes, Grand Vizier, it can.
16:08This device contains a super-perfected,
16:10super-sensitive high-kick spirit, my lord.
16:14He's already here? So fast?
16:17Fine, I need the machine for a quick question.
16:19What is it?
16:20Two million piastres.
16:21Otherwise, I won't give you the device.
16:23Here you have the two million, get lost!
16:25And don't forget,
16:26you have to put the question in the slot.
16:28Then the red light will light up
16:30and the device will answer you
16:31with a loud and clear voice.
16:33Yes, yes, I understand, get lost!
16:35Here is my question.
16:36I want to become caliph instead of caliph,
16:38and quickly, before the caliph has signed
16:40his contract with the sultan.
16:41What should I do?
16:42Very good,
16:43now I just need to wait for the answer
16:45and then I will finally become caliph instead of caliph.
16:48Hey, the red light is not lighting up!
16:50It's a very difficult question, sir.
16:52Just be patient, it will answer you.
16:57Welcome, Sultan Pullman K.
16:59Here is our contract, Harun.
17:01Do you want to start right away?
17:02Hurry up, I don't have all day.
17:04Ereund Rum the Grand Vizier,
17:05the Sultan Pullman K, as reported,
17:07has just passed the main entrance of the palace.
17:10Just as you say, I have to go to his reception.
17:12Observe the lamp and let me know when it lights up.
17:14Yes, sir.
17:21Wait!
17:25You are still there in time, my good Isnuku.
17:27Why waste time and sign?
17:29You are right.
17:30Stop!
17:31Why?
17:32First, the ruler of the faithful
17:34asks him how his cat is doing.
17:35That would take a long time.
17:36As you know, he has a harem.
17:38Well, ask him,
17:39otherwise you might annoy him.
17:41What is it?
17:42Are we finally signing?
17:43Tell me,
17:44I hope the noble sultan is doing well.
17:47Thank you, very well.
17:48And the revered sultan is also doing well?
17:50Really well, thank you very much.
17:52And the honored sultan, how are you?
17:54I want to see what the apparatus says.
17:56Excellent!
17:57How else should it be?
17:59Well?
18:00Still nothing, my servant.
18:01Let me know immediately if there is anything new.
18:04I will do that, sir.
18:05And how is the revered sultan?
18:07You know who I mean, don't you?
18:10She was a little suffering in the last few weeks,
18:12but now she is doing much better.
18:14Come on, let's sign.
18:16No, not yet.
18:18Just look.
18:23What was up there, good Isnuku?
18:25Nothing.
18:27Oh, no more black ink.
18:30Wait, I'll get a new one.
18:32Be careful, Isnuku,
18:33he is too helpful and right-minded.
18:36What is it?
18:37Did he say something?
18:38I still don't see anything.
18:39There must be something wrong.
18:40Let me know immediately.
18:41My poor sir,
18:42he is over-exhausting himself again.
18:46Please, the ink.
18:49A stain!
18:50A stain!
18:51A stain!
18:52A stain!
18:53A stain!
18:55A stain!
18:56The contract has been stained!
18:58Excuse me, sir,
18:59I will clean it.
19:01Oh, sabotage!
19:03Don't worry about Alasvegan,
19:04I'll have him copied right away.
19:06But that will take some time.
19:08We will have to postpone the ceremony for safety.
19:11That won't be necessary.
19:12What are you doing? Why not?
19:13Just to be careful,
19:14I have a copy with me.
19:15This time we will sign immediately.
19:18Not yet!
19:19What's going on now, little one?
19:21Yes, tell me, good Isnuku.
19:23What about the commemoration?
19:25You don't want to forget the commemoration, do you?
19:28Oh, we will sign the commemoration
19:30and then we will sign the damn contract.
19:32Do you understand that?
19:33No matter what happens.
19:34When the commemoration is over,
19:35I'll tell you.
19:36And one,
19:37two,
19:38three,
19:39four,
19:40five,
19:41I'll be back in a minute.
19:42Well, what is it?
19:44I think she is insulted, sir.
19:46We better apologize to her.
19:48Good, from me.
19:50Oh, dear machine,
19:51please don't be angry.
19:52Please have mercy.
19:53I beg you,
19:54kneel down and ask for forgiveness.
19:56Now you go on.
19:57I beg you,
19:58forgive me my foolishness, dear machine.
20:00Please.
20:01Get me right away
20:02if she says anything.
20:04I was stupid.
20:05I will never do it again,
20:06I promise you.
20:07I will never give you
20:08an answer from me again.
20:11There you are, big sight.
20:13This minute seems to have been a little long for me.
20:16So we will finally sign the contract.
20:19There's a mistake in here.
20:20What do you mean by a mistake?
20:21You know, your highness,
20:22I mean,
20:23there could be a mistake in there.
20:24My clever good Isnergut,
20:26he is so very careful.
20:28See for yourself.
20:29Let's see.
20:30Isnergut, you are right.
20:32If the contract had the smallest mistake,
20:34it would be absolutely worthless.
20:36But if I have checked it carefully,
20:38it will be signed.
20:40Listen,
20:41you little gong hitter.
20:42As soon as the contract is signed,
20:44you hit the gong loudly
20:45so that the festivities can begin.
20:47At your command,
20:48Lord of the Believers.
20:49I will do what you want.
20:50The signatory?
20:52Lord of the Believers.
20:54The lalala-lamp is on.
20:56The machine is no longer insulted.
20:58This will be our last chance.
21:03Speak device, please speak, speak.
21:06Shut up.
21:07What a wonderful miracle.
21:09I want to speak now.
21:11Signed by the terrible Sultan Pullman K.
21:14Speak, speak.
21:16And furthermore by the great caliph
21:18Harun al-Pusha.
21:20You will get the answer to your question
21:22in a few seconds.
21:24Spit it out, hurry up.
21:26But now we both finally sign the contract.
21:31Will you finally speak now?
21:33Don't do that,
21:34otherwise she will be insulted again.
21:36Excellent.
21:37We even have enough ink.
21:392,437,978
21:43multiplied by 975,213
21:46equals 2,377,500,000.
22:0147,839,319
22:10What a shame
22:11that my good Isnogut is not here
22:13to appreciate the historic moment.
22:17Good
22:22Good Is
22:23Is
22:24Isnogut
22:26Is
22:27Is
22:28Isnogut
22:46Isnogut
22:57Isnogut
23:04Isnogut
23:09G-g-g-g-good Isnogut
23:16you