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02:31Oh, don't get carried away, there will surely be a sensible solution.
02:36Yes, of course! More than...
02:40Well, Bitterbold, what do you say to the angelic patience, the divine clemency and the miniaturistic creativity of my minority?
02:48This time, Walter, this time I admit, I am impressed. A miracle is in sight.
02:53And thus an exactly miniaturized model of the Titanic will run from the stack.
02:57Well, from the sweet old Walter from Streichfels already manufactured, and with left.
03:02Oh no, it even swims!
03:04Well, what did you think?
03:06Like your well-known predecessor, my ocean giant is unsinkable.
03:10Yes, I mean, in this aquarium it will hardly hit an iceberg.
03:15Oh, shame. As you have often noticed, Bitterbold, history cannot be rewritten.
03:20The fate of the unsinkable Titanic was to sink.
03:24But not after colliding with a bowling ball.
03:28Ah, something is rattling.
03:30Bitterbold, I somehow have the feeling that someone needs my help.
03:34Plymouth, July 18, 1588.
03:37I, Sir Francis Drake, was playing bowling when I found out about the attack of the unsinkable armada.
03:43Injured and unable to sail.
03:45Walter, we have to stop the Spanish fleet.
03:48Yes, what are we waiting for, Bitterbold? We'll change and stab them right away. Ahoy!
03:53Oh, my goodness. The unsinkable armada.
03:56130 ships with 30,000 soldiers.
03:59You should take a look at that, Captain.
04:02Yes, I will take a closer look at these wild, grimy Spaniards.
04:06What's the hurry? They are still far, far away.
04:09Walter, you should hold the telescope the other way around.
04:13Oh, yes, of course.
04:17I think we'll look at this little ship first.
04:20But this ship is very small, Walter.
04:23Yes, yes, that's the point. The Spaniards expect us to attack from the front.
04:27But I'll think about it with my brilliant strategy and sink their smallest vessel.
04:32Prepare for attack!
04:34Ah, this is the famous Sir Francis Drake.
04:37The only thing that is still in the way of my conquest of England.
04:40I didn't know he was so clumsy.
04:43He won't find out that I, Herzog Don Schmiro von Medina,
04:46command an unsinkable armada from this little ship.
04:51Hey, wait a minute. What's he doing?
05:00Alarm! Alarm! To the battle station!
05:05It's a siesta, Commander.
05:07We wouldn't have talked about the fact that our breaks were interrupted.
05:13My men will process these Britons into tea bags.
05:16Get them ready, Mutatus!
05:18Without me.
05:27Come on, Anton!
05:29No!
05:31I'm dizzy!
05:33Wait a minute, Fark!
05:35I'm coming!
05:37No!
05:39No!
05:41No!
05:45The gate!
05:47Come on, advance! Fight!
05:49That's an order!
05:53My hat!
05:55Surrender, you Catalan noob!
05:58Peterport, what are you doing here?
06:00You're supposed to fight the enemy!
06:02Attack!
06:04Attack! Attack!
06:06Attack! No hesitation, men!
06:10It's a pleasure to meet you, Drake.
06:12Now let's get down to business.
06:26Hurrah! We won!
06:28Well done, men!
06:31Take me with you!
06:34I swear to you, Drake, you'll pay for this!
06:37I'll be back soon!
06:47More shoes!
06:49And not a single shoe of my size!
06:52Well, that's what you call an unsuitable prey.
06:55Here's the explanation, Walt.
06:57The unbeatable armada had more than 5,000 pairs of shoes
07:00and 11,000 pairs of sandals on board.
07:03You'll have to look at the inventory to see if everyone's there, Peterport.
07:06I'm going to play some board again.
07:08The enemy is on board!
07:16This time, you'll be the last to fall.
07:19Open fire!
07:25That was too short, man! Way too short!
07:27That was too short, man! Way too short!
07:29See how an experienced player makes up the playing field.
07:44Set sail, men! And prepare to turn!
07:47Set sail! Prepare to turn!
07:58You're on, Lord James.
08:00Then take something, Walter!
08:02The historical records say that Drake was too big for the Spaniards
08:06and chased them away. So do it!
08:08Great idea, Lord Quark!
08:10Now I know how to chase the Spaniards away, with the shoe number!
08:13Load the cannons with the shoes!
08:16When I give the signal, fire!
08:22Yes!
08:25Yes!
08:41I don't want to get stuck in their shoes!
08:45This cursed Drake will regret this!
08:48I'll show him what a sea hero is!
08:55But, Lord Don Schmiro, the door is not open.
09:05You'll hear from me!
09:08And action!
09:21What a fantastic idea to steal their powder while they're sleeping!
09:26They have enough to blow up the whole army!
09:29Tell me, what are you looking for, Santa Flores?
09:32The torch! I know exactly, we had one on board.
09:35It smells like fire here.
09:45Look behind you!
09:49Oh, man, oh, man!
09:51Look, Lord Quark, the armada is completely destroyed!
09:58We won!
10:00I don't understand!
10:02It doesn't say that a part of the armada sank during the night.
10:05It can't be over yet.
10:07The decisive battle is still missing, the battle of Graveline.
10:10Oh, don't be so pessimistic, my little friend.
10:13Sometimes even the smartest scholars are wrong.
10:15Yes, we won, we won, we won!
10:17Steierman, come to me!
10:19Steierman, stop the ship!
10:23I'm the king of the world, mama!
10:26Lord Quark, I think there's a little problem here again.
10:31It belongs to me, you miserable piece of crap!
10:34The Titania is the largest sailing ship ever built.
10:38And it is unsinkable!
10:40Captain, my captain!
10:42We have no more powder on board.
10:44Unfortunately, our cannons can no longer fire.
10:46Dear countrymen, my beloved England is in great danger.
10:50The decisive moment of the game has come.
10:55Captain, what are you going to do now?
10:57What do you mean, Bitterbold?
10:59Remember, there is no unsinkable ship.
11:05I can do that with my right hand.
11:07No problem!
11:10Missed!
11:11You third-class pirate!
11:14BITTERBOLD
11:27Walter, we have to make this victory immortal!
11:31Bye!
11:43BITTERBOLD
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