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00:01The big TV total tower jump.
00:05Today at 8.15 pm, pro 7.
00:09Everything ready? A light-coloured helmet, light, roller, and a rearview mirror.
00:16And remember, always keep your hands on the steering wheel.
00:20And watch where you're going.
00:23Watch out for unexpected things that could happen.
00:27Have fun when you're driving.
00:29But remember safety first.
00:31Say goodbye to the sea, man.
00:44Now I just need some rest and relaxation.
00:51This is much better than my roller mattress.
00:53You don't get any bruises.
00:56But this stupid Neanderthal sometimes has good ideas.
00:59Yes, I also need my rest.
01:03You don't need anything else than the roller mattress and two little trees.
01:06And then it starts.
01:08Hey, what are you doing?
01:12The idea wasn't that good again.
01:15I don't know why, but it's damn loud here.
01:18Why does this have to happen to me?
01:21And way too full.
01:23Well, that's enough for me.
01:25Now I'm going to a place where I can have a drink in peace.
01:28He shouldn't think he can shake me off.
01:31Oh, hello, Popeye. Welcome to Olivia's Co-Hotel.
01:35You're in luck. I still have a cave free.
01:39Damn it, Oily, you're really stressed.
01:42How many caves do you have?
01:44Two.
01:46Oh, I'm sorry.
01:48I'll take you to your cave, okay?
01:51I'll never find peace here like the monster of lust.
01:54Take it easy.
01:55First I should try it with the heated bog bath.
01:58I found out that it's best to relax in a hot bog bath.
02:03What do you want here, you broken dwarf?
02:06It's easy, man. I'm going swimming.
02:08Oh, yeah? Have fun.
02:11Have fun.
02:14Keep your head up.
02:16Oh, is there no other way?
02:18I'm not like that, my boy.
02:20Here, Popeye, I'll throw you the life raft.
02:23It will carry you.
02:25As fast as possible on the ground.
02:28Thank you.
02:29But if I were you, I would prepare it for emergencies.
02:32No. Oh, no. Don't do it.
02:42The massage room.
02:44That's exactly what I need to relax my muscles.
02:52Great hotel, Page. It's really used for everything.
02:57This guy really annoyed me.
02:59Now I'm going to let myself be massaged to calm down.
03:02That can't be true. He's back again.
03:05Slowly but surely I realize that I feel really comfortable and relaxed.
03:11Great. Then I'll relax outside, too.
03:20Don't be lazy.
03:22There's a lot to do in the hotel.
03:25I think the first thing I need is a bandage box.
03:28No, you absolutely need rest. Come with me.
03:30I'll show you a new game I just invented.
03:33If this is supposed to be a sensible massage, then my name is Oscar.
03:37I would like to talk to your boss.
03:42Are you his boss?
03:50The new game is called Throwing Rocks.
03:52And how do you play it, Olivia?
03:54First you need a partner.
03:57No problem. He just arrived.
04:01Nice of you to play along, Bluto.
04:03I'll explain the rules.
04:05You just lift the rock and hit it over the net.
04:08That's easy, Ollie.
04:10Are you ready, Popeye?
04:12Not yet, but I'll be ready soon.
04:15The game is fun, isn't it, Popeye?
04:19You got something wrong. You should hit the rock.
04:22But I did, Olivia.
04:24Now you hit it back to Bluto. Like this.
04:27I'm ready, Olivia.
04:31Hey! Watch out for your punch, Ollie!
04:34Watch out, Bluto!
04:36Where did you get that forehand?
04:41That won't happen again.
04:44Who says that cavemen are stupid?
04:48But maybe they are.
04:52You see how much movement you get through the game.
04:55Yeah, too much for my terms.
04:58You two clean up here and I'll cook.
05:01It's in the terms of the cave price.
05:03Good. I'm so hungry that I could eat for two.
05:06To be exact, I'll do it.
05:08I'll go to my cave and change.
05:11And I'll change with his cave.
05:15Hello, Hotel Parshall.
05:17This young man wants to change.
05:20The hot dampers from the Moorbad are perfect for a barbecue.
05:24Oh, no! My kitchen is still missing.
05:27Help!
05:30Help!
05:32What's wrong? Is there a problem?
05:34Oh, that's more than a problem.
05:37I hope I didn't forget to pack my spinach.
05:41There it is.
05:48And now a clean landing.
05:55I think I found the skyscraper.
05:59What are you doing here again?
06:03Now Bluto has at least a basement apartment.
06:07Help!
06:09Hold on tight, Olivia.
06:11It's about time. I thought you were gone.
06:14Bluto probably thought so, too.
06:17Look, the Bronto burgers are charred.
06:20No one can eat that anymore.
06:23You're wrong, Bluto.
06:25Oh, there's a new guest.
06:27It's a shame that no cave is free.
06:29Even two.
06:31What kind of cave is that?
06:33And as fast as possible.
06:35Oh, man, if you've enjoyed this hotel, you need a vacation.
06:39Oh, yes, my friend.
06:41So much relaxation can't do anyone any good.
06:44Now I'm lying on my nose despite my recovery phase,
06:47says Popeye in the Stone Age, man.
06:52Never go up or down the stairs with skates.
06:55You say that.
07:01Then you see what can happen.
07:04Don't go too fast so you can brake in time
07:07and don't cause an accident.
07:10When you wear skates,
07:12be especially careful,
07:14says Popeye in the Stone Age, man.
07:26Washing clothes is fun.
07:28Here, put my cup of washing powder in, Alice.
07:31Washing powder in, okay.
07:34But not the cup, the washing powder.
07:37The washing powder, okay.
07:41They probably forgot to put the washing powder
07:44in Colonel Crumb's laundry again.
07:49Bad luck.
07:50Alice, I think the laundry is ready.
07:52Laundry is ready, okay.
07:54I'd say so, too.
07:56Empty the machine immediately.
07:58Yes, ma'am.
07:59Empty, okay.
08:02You stupid cow.
08:04I want the clothes dry.
08:06The clothes dry, okay.
08:13No, not so good.
08:15Hang her from the rope.
08:19Washing is fun.
08:22Oh dear, she's wet.
08:25Put me down right away, you rascal.
08:28Right away, okay.
08:30No, wait.
08:33I don't know, ma'am.
08:34You're still a little wet.
08:36I'm a little angry, too.
08:38Get a basket for the laundry.
08:40A basket for the laundry, okay.
08:42No, Alice, it's a little too small.
08:44Too small, okay.
08:47Always the same with these rascals.
08:49But it's not too small, is it?
08:52Oh, that's a nice big basket.
08:56You idiot heads.
08:58That's not a laundry basket.
09:00That's the basket of an army balloon.
09:02And you totally ruined it.
09:04I'd rather get the laundry out
09:06before Körner finds it.
09:08I love the smell of freshly washed laundry.
09:12What's that?
09:15Dried in the fresh air.
09:17That's how I like my underpants best.
09:20So, done.
09:23Oh, no.
09:24Oil, good.
09:25That's how you do something.
09:27That's really fun.
09:29What, Sergeant Blast?
09:30Can't we jump on it, too?
09:32Jump on it, too.
09:36No, you shouldn't, you shouldn't.
09:38No.
09:40That was a great idea with the balloon ride, ma'am.
09:43That's not a balloon ride.
09:45That's a terrible mistake.
09:47Turn around.
09:48Turn around, okay.
09:50Stop it, you stupid cow.
09:52I meant we have to go back to the barracks.
09:54But we just left
09:56and it's so pretty up here.
09:58If only I had my camera with me.
10:00Camera with you, okay.
10:02Oh, great.
10:03I'll take a picture of you.
10:05Go back a bit.
10:06Back a bit, okay.
10:10And now smile, please.
10:12Smile, okay.
10:15You're all over the place.
10:17Don't worry, ma'am.
10:18I'll take a picture of you, too.
10:20Of me?
10:21Oh, really?
10:22And what do I look like?
10:24Great, smile.
10:26Smile, please.
10:28Okay, I'm done, Oil.
10:30Goon, you're right in front of the lens.
10:33Go, go, go.
10:35Or I'll help you jump.
10:37Jump, jump, okay.
10:40Oh, man, Sergeant, you've moved.
10:43Where are you, ma'am?
10:45Sergeant.
10:46Oh, that's going to be a nice aerial shot.
10:49Stay still.
10:50There's a mountain behind you.
10:52You look fantastic in front of it.
10:54A mountain?
10:55Whoa.
10:56Get me up.
10:57Get me up right now.
10:59Up, Oil.
11:00Okay.
11:01If we don't lose weight right away,
11:03there's going to be an accident.
11:05Grab your sandbags and throw them down.
11:07Throw them down, okay.
11:09But not on me.
11:12I think she means you should throw them over the edge, Ellis.
11:15Over the edge, okay.
11:17That's right.
11:19Let's go through the air.
11:22See what I told you?
11:24Don't ask for too much.
11:26Whoa.
11:27The path has given us a nice place to rest.
11:31Whoa.
11:35Whoa.
11:36Finally, I'm out of these sweetheads.
11:39Whoa.
11:40I'm sitting in the trap.
11:42There's a nice picture of you.
11:44Your best smile, please.
11:46How about a rope?
11:48Or is that too much for you?
11:50Yes, ma'am.
11:51Pull him up, but quickly.
11:52Pull him up, okay.
11:54Whoa.
11:57I think that was a little too high, Ellis.
12:02Whoa.
12:05The sergeant always finds time to exert himself.
12:08Help!
12:10Don't worry, ma'am.
12:11We'll catch them.
12:12Whoa.
12:16Ellis!
12:18Good!
12:19This time we'll catch them for sure, ma'am.
12:21See?
12:25Ow, ow, ow.
12:26You fools.
12:28Watch out for the train.
12:31Thanks for the lift.
12:34Get me out of here.
12:36Oh, Sergeant, what are you doing?
12:39I'm trying to get out of there.
12:40What do you think?
12:43Hold on.
12:44We'll help you.
12:50Whoa.
12:53What's that flying thing?
12:57I can't see anything.
12:58I'm glad I can see you.
13:00I can't say that.
13:02I can't see anything.
13:03You can't see anything.
13:04Okay.
13:06What does that mean?
13:07Well, sir.
13:08Oil and Gurun have destroyed the balloon.
13:12That's the rest of the party.
13:15Is that true?
13:16But no.
13:17Look.
13:18I brought pictures of our wonderful trip.
13:21Indeed.
13:23Oh, there you have the proof.
13:26Look what they did to me.
13:28That's wonderful.
13:30What?
13:31They tested the new instant aerial camera.
13:34And it works flawlessly.
13:36Look, Colonel.
13:37Alice fixed the balloon.
13:39Fixed the balloon.
13:40Okay.
13:41What?
13:42How did you do that?
13:43How did you do that?
13:48Very clever, Alice.
13:50Fried oil and gurun.
13:51They will rise now.
13:53Now we search in class.
13:54Yes.
13:57Oh, no.
13:58Not again.
14:01When you learn to ride a bike,
14:03look for roads where there is no traffic and no cars.
14:07Make sure your bike is in good shape.
14:09And don't forget to put on your helmet.
14:12Ride on good bike paths.
14:14Never in the rain.
14:20Pedal to the metal.
14:21On the mountain and in the valley.
14:23Be Popeye the Sailor.