Funny jokes
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00:00Begum, aaj me tumhe kareeb se dekhna chahata hu.
00:04Wo kisliye?
00:06Bachpan se hi shok tha.
00:08Maut ko kareeb se dekhne ka.
00:14Shadi, shadi, shadi.
00:16Kya hai yeh shadi?
00:18Meri bhi karwao.
00:20Mujhe bhi pata chale.
00:24Papa, mai bahut aamir hu.
00:26Kitne aamir ho waise?
00:28Meri khud ki ek bank hai.
00:30Kaunsi bank?
00:32Power Bank.
00:38Bhai, chudel ko English mein kya bolta hai?
00:40Sister.
00:44Kehnda?
00:46Papad lao ji, bade wadiya karari papad lao.
00:48Khasta papad lao.
00:50Betreen bara masala aali papad.
00:52Re, shadi kar le.
00:54Umar bati jaa rahi hai.
00:56Shadi karne ke baad
00:58umar badna rukh jaayegi kya?
01:04Bhai, chukega nahi.
01:06Mere dost ke liye
01:082 line.
01:16Kitni girlfriend hai tumhari?
01:18Ek bhi nahi.
01:20Kya milta hai tumhe jhoot bolkar?
01:22Ek aur girlfriend.
01:24Pyari aankhen.
01:26Masoom chehra.
01:28Acha ekhlaag.
01:30Ye to ho gayi meri baad.
01:32Aap batao kaise ho?
01:36Meri video ko like karne se
01:38kad lamba, rang gora aur nikaah
01:40jaldi hota hai.
01:42Aage aapki marzi hai.
01:46Re, shadi kar le. Umar bati jaa rahi hai.
01:50Shadi karne ke baad umar badna rukh jaayegi kya?
01:54Bhai, chukega nahi.
01:58Duniya ke saare dukh ek taraf.
02:00Aur may be ussi taraf.
02:06Doctor sahab mujhe bukhaar hai?
02:08Haan ji aapko bukhaar hai.
02:10Karvi dwaai nahi likhna please.
02:125 kilo jalebiya le daya?
02:18Aur duniya me kuch log
02:20bahut hi khoob surat hote hai.
02:22Jaise ke aap
02:24mujhe hi dekh le.
02:28Aap kya samjhe the?
02:32Mujhe mere gharwale pasand nahi karte.
02:34Ladki kya thaat pasand karegi?
02:46Haan ji?
02:48Aapko kya thar jao?
02:50Aapko kya thaar jao?
02:52Aapko kya thaar jao?
02:54Aapko kya thar jao?
02:56Aapko kya thar jao?
02:58Aapko kya thaar jao?
03:00Aapko kya thar jao?
03:04Baby,
03:06aap mujhe kitna pyaar karte ho?
03:08Main apni baby se bahut pyaar karta ho.
03:10Chal jhoote.
03:12Sachi baby, main aap se bahut pyaar karta ho.
03:14Achcha mujhe yeh batao,
03:16aap kya pyaar kisko karte ho?
03:18Main apne ghar mein dadi ji se pyaar karta ho.
03:20Khao fir unki kasam.
03:22Oho, mujhe dadi ji ki kasam,
03:24main aap se bahut pyaar karta ho baby.
03:26Sachi?
03:28Haan ji?
03:30Hello?
03:32Hello bhai, kaha hai tu?
03:34Yaar teri dadi margi.
03:36Main tum se bahut pyaar karte ho.
03:38Main khichke tere mohon te chhapate marni hai.
03:40Ae committee de paisein.
03:42Aapki lipstick bahut acchi lagri hai.
03:44Thank you.
03:46Yeh kaano ki baliya bhi bahut acchi lagri hai.
03:48Thank you.
03:52Aur yeh necklace bhi bahut accha lagra hai aapka.
03:56Thank you bhaiya.
04:00Kamal hai, fir bhi chudayal lagri hai.
04:06Ek din sab mar jayenge.
04:08Ek din sab mar jayenge.
04:10Ek din sab mar jayenge.
04:14Mujh par.
04:20Kya aap garmi se parasaan hai?
04:22Toh hum kya kare?
04:24Hum khud parasaan hai.
04:40Thank you.
05:10Thank you.
05:12Thank you.
05:14Thank you.
05:16Thank you.
05:18Thank you.
05:20Thank you.
05:22Thank you.
05:24Thank you.