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00:00Who is Ajay sir's favourite actress apart from you?
00:02Apart from me?
00:03Yes.
00:04My daughter.
00:07You didn't ask me if she is a film actress or not.
00:09She is still very young.
00:10Whether she has done a film or not.
00:12You didn't ask me that.
00:12You asked me about the actress, right?
00:13Yes.
00:13So my daughter.
00:15Let's go.
00:15Okay.
00:16He is promoting his children.
00:20Which movie of yours does Kajol ma'am like the most?
00:24Kajol ma'am?
00:25Yes.
00:27Company?
00:28The movie with Marthad.
00:29No, I liked Company because I loved his performance actually.
00:33I really liked his performance in Company.
00:36I thought it was very understated and one of the best performances I've seen.
00:39Actually?
00:43Okay, what is Ajay sir's favourite song that he always hums in his free time?
00:48He hums in his free time.
00:49He doesn't hum.
00:55Okay, which dish does Kajol ma'am not know how to cook properly?
01:00Umm..
01:02Let's change the question.
01:03Which dish does Kajol ma'am not know how to cook properly?
01:07No, she doesn't cook.
01:08Okay, she doesn't cook.
01:09Not at all.
01:10But I can give instructions like,
01:12add a little less salt to this.
01:13Or add a little cinnamon to this.
01:15I can do that much.
01:16According to your taste.
01:17Good, good.
01:19How much cash will be there in Ajay sir's wallet right now?
01:22How much did I give you in the morning?
01:30Okay, when Kajol ma'am feels like gossiping,
01:32when she feels like gossiping,
01:33whom does she call?
01:35First, she looks for her family.
01:36Okay.
01:37And all the family members are busy.
01:39So, the number that's first in the phone book.
01:42The one that's found first.
01:42No, no, no. I actually call her.
01:44But if she doesn't pick up the phone somewhere,
01:46then a whole long, wide letter goes missing.
01:50Do you know what happened today?
01:51This happened, this happened and this, this, this, this, this, this.
01:54A whole long, wide letter went missing.
01:55And my answer is, okay.
02:00Okay, last.
02:01Do you know the marks of Kajol ma'am's 10th standard?
02:03How many percent did you get?
02:05Fail.
02:07Shut up!
02:09You and fail.
02:10Do you remember your marks?
02:1265.
02:13Sure?
02:14Yes, definitely.
02:15And how much did Ajay sir get?
02:17According to me, Ajay sir got 68 or something.
02:19No, no, he got that much, 65.
02:2065, 68.
02:2165.
02:22Or around, I don't remember.
02:23Very good chemistry.
02:25Same place in the writing as well.
02:27Ma'am, you?
02:28Ajay sir, for the first time on our show,
02:30you both have come together for the first time.
02:32There are a lot of fans here
02:33who want to talk to you.
02:36They want to ask you something.
02:37Who is going to start?
02:38Who is going to ask first?
02:39Yes?
02:40Senatorita?
02:41My question is to Kajol ma'am.
02:43Kajol ma'am, I want to know,
02:44I am a very suspicious type of wife.
02:47You?
02:49Where is your husband?
02:50Here he is.
02:51Hi.
02:51Did you see?
02:52He looks suspicious.
02:52I can tell.
02:53He looks suspicious.
02:54He looks suspicious.
02:57Did you see his expression?
03:02In the first sentence, I told you how suspicious he is.
03:04You can understand what my solution will be.
03:06He didn't even say,
03:07listen, I am wearing a pink T-shirt today.
03:08You wear a red pant.
03:09Who wears a brown pant?
03:13Yes?
03:14Kajol ma'am, my question is,
03:16as I said, I am a suspicious type.
03:18So, the way I suspect is very different, you know.
03:21For example, when he goes to the office,
03:24I enquire about him with the staff members.
03:28When he comes home,
03:30I check his shirt.
03:31I smell if he has changed his perfume.
03:35And you know, I look at him from behind
03:37to see if he has any hair.
03:40And at night, after he goes to sleep,
03:42I check his mobile phone.
03:44So, why don't you just hit him?
03:47I mean, who tortures so much?
03:49Oh, my God!
03:52You know, you go to Tihar jail.
03:54They don't check so much.
03:55I know, but..
03:56You look at his hair, smell his perfume.
03:58What do I tell him?
03:59Let him live.
04:01You are feeling very bad.
04:02You go to Jantar Mantar and protest.
04:03I am telling you.
04:06So, ma'am, I want to know,
04:08you are such a big celebrity.
04:09When Ajay sir goes out,
04:12do you also do something like this?
04:15Actually, I don't do it.
04:17I think, the first thing
04:19which is the foundation of every relationship
04:21is that it should be strong.
04:24And in that strength,
04:26there is definitely your hand somewhere.
04:27If he is a suspect, it is definitely because of you.
04:29No, but..
04:30You must have done something.
04:31One second.
04:32Did he ever give you a chance to suspect?
04:35Have you ever been caught or something?
04:38No.
04:38Then you..
04:40Then I don't think you should suspect.
04:42You do one thing.
04:42Forget all these problems.
04:43You make him a lock belt.
04:46Okay.
04:46And tie it around his wrist.
04:47And keep the key in your pocket.
04:48And open it in the evening.
04:51Good idea.
04:52You will have to set up a mobile.
04:54You will have to listen to music.
04:59Thanks for a good idea.
05:01That's the best idea.
05:02Your mind will also be relaxed.
05:04Yes.
05:04Thank you so much.
05:05Just make sure you don't make a duplicate key.
05:11Thank you so much for coming to the show.
05:13Thank you so much.
05:14Anyone else?
05:15Yes.
05:16You are very..
05:17Why are you sitting in Nasik?
05:20Ask him without the mic.
05:22We will keep the mic if we get a voice.
05:23Otherwise, we will edit it.
05:24Give him the mic.
05:26It will take 15 minutes to give him the mic.
05:29Good evening to all.
05:31I have a question for Ajay sir.
05:32Yes.
05:33I am a big fan of yours.
05:34Thank you so much.
05:35I have a compliment for you.
05:37All your acting is very serious.
05:40You are very good.
05:42Where did you get this inspiration?
05:43What did you get?
05:44Where did you get this inspiration to act seriously?
05:49May I praise you?
05:51Where did you get this inspiration?
05:55I request you not to answer this question.
06:00This question is 800 years old.
06:02The inspiration you give..
06:05They like to act.
06:06They have acted in comedy films too.
06:08I didn't like your question.
06:10Thank you, sir.
06:14What do you do? Where are you from?
06:17I work at a bank in Allahabad.
06:19I am the chief manager.
06:20Okay.
06:21Chief manager?
06:22Yes.
06:22Is it in Mumbai?
06:23Yes, Bandra Gulla Complex.
06:24How is Allahabad Bank in Mumbai?
06:26No, sir.
06:27It's a branch.
06:27It's a branch all over India.
06:28Okay.
06:29Where did you get the inspiration to work in a bank?
06:32I got it from my parents.
06:40Thank you.
06:42Thank you for coming to the show.
06:43Thank you, sir.
06:44Thanks a lot.
06:45Yes.
06:47Hi.
06:48Happy Diwali, everyone.
06:49Happy Diwali.
06:50Happy Diwali to you too.
06:51My question is to Mr. Ajay Devgn.
06:54Didn't you tell me your name?
06:57Charulata.
06:58And..
06:59You..
07:00Where were you?
07:03So, my question to Mr. Ajay Devgn is..
07:05Ms. Kajol is my favourite actor.
07:09She has played many positive and negative roles.
07:12In your opinion, what is her favourite avatar?
07:17Is she good in positive or negative?
07:20Honestly, when a good actor is there,
07:23he is neither positive nor negative.
07:25I mean, it's a blood group.
07:26Be it positive or negative.
07:33And quickly, I just wanted to add..
07:35Thank you so much, Mr. Kapil.
07:38I'm actually..
07:38Don't call me, sir.
07:39Just call me Kaps.
07:41Stop flirting.
07:42I'm not flirting.
07:43Thank you, Kapil.
07:44I'm just flirting.
07:45I..
07:47I'm actually here to thank you.
07:50So sweet.
07:50My mom is here.
07:52She's actually a cancer patient.
07:53Oh!
07:54And..
07:55How are you?
07:56We've been treating her for seven months.
07:59A few days ago, her reports were out.
08:02And she's completely cured.
08:04And we're going back home.
08:05Congratulations.
08:07And I'm deeply, deeply thankful
08:10because I'm not good at comedy.
08:12And I've seen her in your shows.
08:15And she used to smile then.
08:18And I..
08:19I'm just really thankful.
08:21Thank you so much.
08:22Thank you, sir.
08:23Where are you from?
08:24I'm from Jharkhand, Ranchi.
08:26Okay, so your mom has been treated?
08:27Yes, we're going back tomorrow.
08:29Okay.
08:30May God always keep you healthy.
08:31Thank you.
08:32May you always keep smiling.
08:33Thank you so much.
08:34Thank you so much for coming on our show.