Lynn vs. Faser (from NYC), 11/87
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00:00There are faucets like about Ryan O'Neal.
00:04Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time anywhere, the Square Enix!
00:30From New York City!
00:36From Rockefeller Center!
00:40From the stage of Radio City Music Hall!
00:46From the Shedderd Square, Joan Rivers!
00:55From stage and screen, Lynn Retray!
01:01From the hit movie dishonorlies, The Fat Boys!
01:07From Honeywell Square, Jim J. Bullock and the Lady of Matters, Martin R. Stewart!
01:13From Country Music, starring Roy Bush!
01:18From Slam Dunkin', Richard Sellers!
01:23From one-night stand, Andrea Evans!
01:27From the world of show business and sports, Kathy Lee and Frank Gifford!
01:33And me, I'm Shadow Stevens!
01:37We are the New York Hollywood Square!
01:44And here's your host, John Davidson!
01:53Thank you!
01:55Oh, thank you! Welcome to the new Hollywood Square!
01:58Hello, Radio City Music Hall!
02:06Weren't they adorable and talented?
02:08You just met the Ella Marie School of Dance starlettes from Long Island.
02:13Thank you, girls!
02:17Well, let's meet our contestants.
02:19On my left, please welcome Lynn Protinsky!
02:22Welcome, Lynn! Hi!
02:24Tell the stars all about yourself. What do you do?
02:26Well, I'm from Union, New Jersey.
02:32And I'm in visual merchandising, which means I do store display for a major department store.
02:37Well, good luck on the show, Lynn. We hope you do well.
02:39On my right, Fraser Harden!
02:41Welcome, Mr. Harden!
02:44Tell the stars all about yourself.
02:46I've been in New York six years, originally from Macon, Mississippi.
02:52And I have a beautiful wife, Annie, and a daughter, Abigail.
02:55Well, good luck on the show, Fraser. Here's how you do well.
02:58If you win tic-tac-toe, three squares in a row across town,
03:00it ugly requires as many squares as you can.
03:02Winner of this game will receive $500 in New York cash.
03:05And whoever has the most money at the end of the show will have a chance to drive away a beautiful Jeep.
03:10Aren't they nice? We gave away one yesterday.
03:13We have Abigail backstage, and Fraser, you won. Pick a square. Let's get started.
03:18Okay, Lynn Redgrave.
03:19Oh, Lynn Redgrave!
03:24Hi, Lynn.
03:25I was so impressed with those girls dancing, because I did every step wrong,
03:29and my two girls next to me just kept going.
03:31And everything I did to mess them up, they wouldn't get messed up.
03:34Good for them.
03:35Personal testimony.
03:37Lynn, earlier we saw, of course, those very talented young ladies.
03:40They're called the Squareettes.
03:41Yes.
03:42As far as I recall.
03:43They were, indeed.
03:44As you know, Radio City Music Hall is better known for the famous Rockettes.
03:47Yes.
03:48Your question is this.
03:49Which came first, Radio City Music Hall or the Rockettes?
03:54Ah, I have a feeling that's some sort of a trick question.
03:57We have a lot of those.
03:58I don't know for sure, but I just suspect that Radio City Music Hall existed first.
04:02That is my feeling.
04:03And then they got Rockettes to go into it.
04:06Fraser, what do you think?
04:07I disagree.
04:08All right.
04:09For the correct answer, we have a real expert on the subject,
04:11because she's the director of this terrific dance troupe
04:14and a former Rockette herself,
04:16Ella Marie Colombo.
04:21Hi, Ella Marie.
04:24Now, the question was, which came first, the Rockettes or Radio City?
04:27Lynn said Radio City.
04:29Our Fraser here, our ex, disagreed.
04:32What is the answer?
04:33I would disagree with Lynn.
04:35The Rockettes came first.
04:37They started in St. Louis in 1925.
04:40That is exactly right.
04:42Ex gets a square.
04:43They originated in St. Louis.
04:45Radio City Music Hall came in 32.
04:47Lynn, over to you.
04:48Pick a square.
04:49Jim Jay and Martha Bell.
04:50Jim Jay and Martha Bell.
04:52Good.
04:53Because you have the honor of sharing a square with America's most noted etiquette experts,
04:57we have an etiquette question for you.
04:59But first, we'd like you to enjoy some of that spaghetti.
05:02Do you have spaghetti up there?
05:04It's delicious.
05:05Go right ahead and eat some spaghetti, Jim, and then bon appetit.
05:08I'll ask you a question after that.
05:15Jim, is it proper to answer a question of Hollywood Squares with your mouth full?
05:18Is it proper to cut your spaghetti?
05:22Definitely not.
05:24You're saying it is not proper.
05:26Lynn, what do you think?
05:27I agree.
05:28She agrees.
05:29Marjabel Stewart, etiquette expert.
05:31Is it proper to cut your spaghetti?
05:33No, it is not proper to cut your spaghetti, nor to do what he's doing.
05:37That's exactly right.
05:39Circle gets the square.
05:40Thank you.
05:42Stasia, pick a square.
05:44Joan Rivers, please.
05:45Joan Rivers.
05:46I said a square.
05:52Joan, you were the only celebrity who really had the dance step right.
05:56You really did that with the girls?
05:58Damn right.
05:59Yeah.
06:00Yeah.
06:01I get into things.
06:02We're going to be seeing you live at Caesar's Palace in Lake Tahoe, November 26th through the 28th.
06:07Are you going to dance in your show there?
06:08I always dance in my show.
06:09That's how we get them out.
06:13Here's a question for you.
06:14In Shakespeare's great tragedy, Julius Caesar,
06:17who did Caesar describe as having a lean and hungry look?
06:22Cassius.
06:23Cassius.
06:24Fazer?
06:25I agree.
06:26How did you know that?
06:27Because Roddy McDowell played it in the movie.
06:29He's my best friend.
06:30It's a square.
06:31Joan Rivers knows it all.
06:33Lynn, pick a square.
06:34The Fat Boys.
06:35The Fat Boys.
06:36The Hit Record Boys.
06:40About time.
06:41Hi, guys.
06:42Guys, New York.
06:43Now, you're from New York City, are you?
06:45Yes.
06:46All three of you?
06:47Brooklyn.
06:48Okay, Brooklyn.
06:49Guys, New York City is made up of five boroughs.
06:52Manhattan, the Bronx, Queens, Staten Island, and...
06:56Brooklyn.
06:57Brooklyn.
06:58That's not your question.
06:59The question has to do with which is the largest?
07:02Brooklyn.
07:03Which is the largest in size?
07:05Our block.
07:06Your block is the largest?
07:08Brooklyn.
07:09You're saying Brooklyn.
07:10You're saying Brooklyn is the largest.
07:12This would be for the block.
07:13Lynn, what do you think?
07:15I agree.
07:16No.
07:17Queens.
07:18Queens is the largest.
07:20Can't put an X there.
07:21Got to earn it yourself.
07:22Fazer, pick a square.
07:23Fat Boys.
07:24The Fat Boys.
07:25Guys, we're back to you.
07:26Look at your video monitor there.
07:27We have it on your monitor there.
07:28You'll see a shot of New York.
07:30It's a real close look at a famous New York landmark,
07:33and I mean it's real close.
07:35I can't see it real good.
07:36Now, one of you will particularly appreciate this
07:38because here's your question.
07:40What are we looking at?
07:42Audience, please be quiet.
07:43No help.
07:44It's like a piece of bread in a microwave oven.
07:46I don't know.
07:48It looks like a ticket window at Radio City Music Hall.
07:51It looks like what?
07:52A ticket window at Radio City Music Hall.
07:54A ticket window at Radio City Music Hall.
07:57Well, Fazer, this will be for the win.
07:59What do you think?
08:00I disagree.
08:01It's a window of the famous Horn and Hardout Automat.
08:04And it's worth $500.
08:09There it is.
08:10Well, Horn and Hardout has kept us all,
08:12all the starving actors.
08:13We just eat there.
08:14Secret Square game is next.
08:15Stay with us.
08:16We'll be right back.
08:17Let's hear it for Radio City Music Hall.
08:20I want to take a moment at the beginning of this segment
08:22to thank the Lowe's Summit Hotel
08:25and Sharon Solomon there, their public relations person,
08:28for being so nice to us.
08:29We don't have a deal with them.
08:31We pay for our own rooms there.
08:32We just wanted to say thank you from Hollywood Squares
08:35to the Lowe's Summit.
08:36It's a very fine hotel.
08:37Thank you.
08:38Well, Secret Square game is next,
08:39and the player who chooses that square could win this
08:41Shadow of the Colossus.
08:43It's a trip to Napa Valley, California, John.
08:47Yes.
08:48We'll fly you and a companion from New York to California.
08:52And you'll enjoy six nights and seven days
08:54at the Embassy Suites Hotel with complimentary breakfast,
08:57two pools, sauna, and spa.
08:59Your two-room suite comes with microwave, kitchenette,
09:02color TV, and more furnished by Embassy Suites Hotel.
09:05Let's reveal our secret.
09:06It's a trip to Napa Valley, California, John.
09:09Yes.
09:10We'll fly you and a companion from New York to California.
09:12Let's go.
09:13Let's reveal our secret.
09:14It's for our home audience only.
09:15Lynn, you have to catch up here.
09:16Pick a square.
09:17You're 500 down.
09:18Shadow Stevens.
09:19Shadow the Stevens.
09:20Hey.
09:21Hey.
09:22Hey.
09:23All right.
09:24Shadow is our secret square.
09:28Did you hear that?
09:29No.
09:30Shadow, this is for that trip you just told us about
09:32to Napa Valley, California.
09:33All right.
09:34The New York Yankees, Shadow, have certainly had more
09:37than their share of legendary players.
09:42But which Yankee Hall of Famer wore the number five?
09:46Was it Babe Ruth, Joe DiMaggio, or Lou Gehrig?
09:51Shadow, no help from our audience, please.
09:54This is for that trip to Napa Valley, California.
09:56Beautiful spots.
09:58Shadow, you want the three names again?
10:00You know, John, I'm glad you asked me that question
10:02because I believe that was Babe Ruth.
10:06Lynn, he says Babe Ruth trip to Napa Valley, California.
10:10What do you think?
10:11I agree.
10:12No.
10:13Sorry, Lynn.
10:14Joe DiMaggio.
10:17Kent, we'll put an X there.
10:19We're not going to Napa Valley today.
10:20Phaser, pick a square.
10:22Kathy Lee and Frank, please.
10:23Kathy Lee and Frank Gifford.
10:28Frank, you're so good on ABC Sports.
10:31And Kathy Lee, you are the best with Regis Philbin
10:33here on The Morning Show.
10:34Congratulations on such a successful show.
10:38You all would never go into a court of law, I'm sure,
10:42to battle each other, but here's a question about that.
10:44You can't afford to half his hat one more time again.
10:48In a court of law, can a wife testify against her husband?
10:53Absolutely not.
10:54Cannot.
10:55Phaser?
10:56He says she cannot.
10:58Absolutely, he's very strong about that,
10:59like he is on ABC Sports.
11:00I disagree.
11:01Good for you.
11:02Yes, she can.
11:03She can't be forced to testify, but she can.
11:06Lynn, over to you.
11:07Joan Rivers.
11:08Joan Rivers, that's what it says.
11:11Yeah.
11:14Joan, take a look at the monitor there,
11:16and let's see the three aluminum sculptures
11:19that are in Radio City Music Hall.
11:21That's Eve by Gwen Lux.
11:23You can tell it's Eve because she's not wearing any clothes.
11:25Next one is called Dancing Girl by William Zorak.
11:28These are in the lobby of the Radio City Music Hall.
11:30Now, this one is done by Robert Crane.
11:34Is that last one called Muse of the Arts,
11:37Innocence, or Girl with Goose?
11:42Now, you're not going to believe this.
11:45I was a guide at Radio City Music Hall
11:47between sophomore and junior years in college.
11:49No.
11:50Yes.
11:51I can take you all around and show you everything.
11:54So I know the answer to this one.
11:56That is Girl with a Goose.
11:57Girl with a Goose?
11:58I'm telling you, we showed it in the tour.
12:00Lynn, this is before the block.
12:01What do you think?
12:02I agree.
12:03Girl with a Goose?
12:04I agree.
12:05Say it as you think it's fair.
12:08Jim Jay and Marjabelle.
12:11Jim Jackson Bullock and Marjabelle Stewart.
12:14We're back.
12:15Gang, in a very famous film,
12:17the heroine receives this bit of etiquette advice.
12:19Speaking of etiquette,
12:20you can't show your bosom before 3 o'clock.
12:24What film is that from?
12:26The Big Chill.
12:28Isn't that funny?
12:32I love you.
12:33Anyway.
12:35What film is that from?
12:36You can't show your bosom before 3 o'clock.
12:40Look how much bigger you look to me.
12:42Do I really?
12:43Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
12:45Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
12:47Phaser?
12:49I agree.
12:51Gone with the Wind.
12:53Talking about Vivian Leigh.
12:55Lynn, pick a square.
12:56Roy Clark.
12:57Roy Clark is here.
13:00Hi, Roy.
13:01Hello there, John.
13:02Howdy, Buckaroo.
13:03Hey, boy.
13:04What nickname did Abraham Lincoln hate?
13:08The worst of all was Bubba.
13:11He didn't like to be called Bubba.
13:13I bet, yeah.
13:15No, the one, though, that he really didn't like was Honest Abe.
13:18This will be for the win, Lynn.
13:19He says he didn't like the one we might know him best as, Abe.
13:22What do you think?
13:24I agree.
13:25That's it.
13:26$500.
13:28Abe, he didn't like that.
13:31We'll be right back.
13:32Stay with us.
13:33Hollywood Squares and Radio 7 Music Hall.
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13:56Welcome back.
13:57In case we don't get to leave this last game, the sound of the horn.
14:00We'll finish that question.
14:01Each X in it will be worth $200.
14:03We have a tie.
14:04Phaser, let's solve it right here.
14:05Roy Clark.
14:06Roy Clark, down in the bottom corner.
14:09Roy, who recently stepped aside as the number one man in Communist China?
14:15Was it Ding, Dong, or Dung?
14:20That sounds like Hee Haw.
14:23Well, I think Ding has never been in.
14:26Dong is not his turn yet, so it was Dung.
14:31Phaser, he says Dung.
14:34I disagree.
14:35It was Dung.
14:36Chow Ping.
14:38Sounds like silverware dropping.
14:39Circle gets a square.
14:40Lynn, pick a square.
14:41Joan Rivers.
14:42Joan Rivers.
14:45Joan, the U.S. Post Office just introduced a new service from the Post Office.
14:50Now, to use it, you dial 1-800-STAMP24.
14:54What kind of a service is that?
14:56That's to tell you the exact minute your package was lost.
15:00It's terrific.
15:03They do what?
15:05You dial 1-800-STAMP24, and the Post Office provides a service.
15:11And the Post Office provides a service when you do that.
15:15It tells you the amount of postage that you need on whatever you need to know about.
15:20Lynn, what do you think?
15:21I disagree.
15:22Good.
15:23You can order stamps by phone.
15:26At last, we found something you don't know.
15:29Over to you, Phaser.
15:30Pick a square.
15:31Jim J and Marjabelle.
15:36Gang, according to the World Book Encyclopedia, in grammar,
15:40what is the main difference between a proper noun,
15:43a proper noun, as Lynn Redgrave would say,
15:45and a common noun?
15:48Well, proper nouns are for big objects and common nouns are for people's names.
15:57I don't know, John.
15:58I don't know.
15:59You have to know.
16:00Huh?
16:01You have to know.
16:02I just said people's names.
16:04Now, you're going to have to take that and run with it, boy.
16:08People's names.
16:09Phaser?
16:11I disagree.
16:13I have proper nouns are always capitalized.
16:15He disagreed.
16:16X gets the square.
16:18You got the block.
16:19Lynn Potenski.
16:21Pick a square, Lynn.
16:22Richard Simmons.
16:23Richard Simmons.
16:24Oh, no.
16:26Here's the question.
16:27It's called, in the Orient, meat without bones.
16:31What do we know it as?
16:33Well, you know, if you take protein, that's meat.
16:35And if you take the bone away, it would mean something that grew.
16:39And the Orientals and everybody eat a lot of soybeans.
16:42So, it would be soybeans because it's protein.
16:44It's meat without bones.
16:46Meat without bones.
16:47Lynn, he talks a lot, but he also has a cooking show.
16:49What do you think?
16:50I agree.
16:51That's it.
16:52Soybeans.
16:53Circle gets the square.
16:54Phaser, take the square.
16:55Andre Evans.
16:56Andre Evans from One Life to Live.
16:57And there's our horn.
17:01Now, this will be our last question, Andre.
17:04I'm just glad that your dress stayed up for the whole show here.
17:07It's still up in the air.
17:08Oh, me too.
17:09Yeah, it's amazing, isn't it?
17:10Here's the question.
17:11What do we call the art of talking without using words?
17:16Well, John, I've always called it petting.
17:24Oh, no.
17:25You got Shadow Stevens excited.
17:30Talking without using words.
17:32Sign language.
17:33Sign language.
17:34Phaser, this could be for the block.
17:36What do you think?
17:37I agree.
17:38No.
17:39Mime.
17:40That's called mime.
17:41Can't put a circle there.
17:42We can't do it anymore.
17:43We're out of time.
17:44Time to add up our score.
17:45I see by the old tote board that Lynn Protensky is our new champion.
17:50Congratulations.
17:51You won with $1,100.
17:56Phaser, you didn't do so bad.
17:58You won $900, and we thank you.
18:00How about a nice hand for Phaser Harden?
18:03Thank you for being on our show.
18:06Lynn, I have a bowl here somewhere.
18:09I have a bowl.
18:10You have a bowl.
18:11It has five keys in it.
18:13One of these keys will start one of those Jeeps.
18:15We gave one away yesterday.
18:16Pick a key.
18:18Aha.
18:19Oh, that one.
18:20I don't know which one it is.
18:21Which car would you like to try that key in?
18:23Will it start?
18:24The Wrangler Sahara.
18:27What about the Cherokee Limited?
18:30What about the Grand Wagoneer?
18:33Or the Wagoneer Limited?
18:36What about the Wrangler?
18:39Lynn?
18:41Wrangler Sahara.
18:42The Wrangler Sahara.
18:43Lynn and her good luck celebrities.
18:44We'll be right back.
18:46Thank you, Radio City Music Hall.
18:49We are back.
18:55And Lynn has chosen Andrea Evans and Roy Clark
18:57as her good luck celebrities
18:58and this beautiful Wrangler Sahara.
19:00Shadow, tell us about the car.
19:02The Wrangler continues the tradition
19:04that made the Jeep a legend.
19:06With open air or closed model in room for four,
19:08the Wrangler offers personal control, comfort,
19:10and the flexibility to enjoy both on and off-road driving
19:14furnished by Jeep Corporation.
19:17Wrangler Sahara is worth $16,557.
19:20Good luck.
19:21Let's help you out.
19:22On the count of three, turn the key.
19:23Audience and stars, help her out.
19:24One, two, three.
19:30Oh!
19:32Well, you didn't win the car,
19:34but we have something very nice for you.
19:36Shadow, tell us about it.
19:38Well, sound design, stereo component system
19:41featuring turntable receiver, triple cassette deck,
19:44graphic equalizer in wide range,
19:46speakers furnished by Sound Design.
19:49Thank you, Shadow,
19:50and thank you all for being with us.
19:51Thank you to the Square Apps.
19:53We'll see you tomorrow.
19:54Peace.
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21:02¶¶
21:31Tonight on Live at Five,
21:33Larry Bird's Achilles ankle.
21:35How badly is it injured?
21:36And how long will it put the Celtics' top gun
21:39out of commission?
21:40Some answers on Live at Five,
21:42following the newlywed game next.
21:45¶¶