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00:00All day
00:31This is the $20,000 Pyramid.
00:36Today's special guests are Elaine Joyce and Tony Randall.
00:41And now, here is your host, Dick Clark.
00:48I welcome you to the $20,000 Pyramid.
00:52Thank you, Bob Clayton.
00:54Elaine Joyce, it's always a joy to have you return to the fold.
00:58I wish I could say the same about Tony Randall.
01:01I know what you mean.
01:03For me, it's always not the easiest week when you're here.
01:06Are you going to behave yourself this week, Tony?
01:08You're damn right.
01:11Say hello to your partner. Her name is Lynn Deering.
01:13Lynn, you're up to, what, $15,000 now?
01:16Yes.
01:17And how much money have you accumulated so far?
01:18I believe $350.
01:20Right indeed.
01:21Your occupation when you're not with us?
01:22I'm a licensed optician practicing in Poughkeepsie, New York.
01:26Let's see what you're doing.
01:27Perhaps you can look over these glasses.
01:31Hey, don't you...
01:33I can't see through them.
01:35You need to have your eyes examined.
01:37Oh.
01:43And so it begins.
01:47The new player to the game is Mark Westfield.
01:49Mark, what's your occupation?
01:50I work for the immunization division of New York City Health Department.
01:53Welcome aboard. Have you said hello to Elaine?
01:55Yes, we have.
01:56Are you ready, my dear?
01:57Oh, yes, we're ready.
01:58Okay.
01:59Take a look at these subjects.
02:00We have the rubber tree, body beautiful, long way off,
02:02man-to-man, noise, pollution, Phi, Beta, Kappa.
02:05What's your pleasure?
02:07Mark would like the body beautiful, right?
02:10All right.
02:14In honor of Tony Randall.
02:16Did I miss something here?
02:18Well, let's see if there's a big seven under body beautiful, gentlemen.
02:20Hey, oh, wow.
02:26Way to go, baby.
02:28All right.
02:29I knew there was a reason you wanted that one.
02:31Elaine, you are to describe for him these parts of the human body.
02:34You'll have 30 seconds of which to do so.
02:36Please don't give part of the answer or a word that conveys the essence of the answer.
02:39If it does, the bird sounds off.
02:41And again, Mark, these are parts of the human body.
02:44Ready? Go.
02:45This.
02:46Thumb.
02:47And you breathe.
02:48Chest, lungs.
02:49Right.
02:50And this is... When you have no hair, you're...
02:52Bald.
02:53Yes, but you're...
02:54Scalp.
02:55It's your...
02:56Scalp.
02:57Right.
02:58And this is what you cut out.
02:59When you have...
03:00It blows up.
03:01Appendix.
03:02Right.
03:03And this is your back, your bum.
03:04Spine.
03:05Right.
03:06And these are your...
03:07Muscles, biceps.
03:08Right.
03:09And this is...
03:10Nostrils, nozzles.
03:11Claw, claw.
03:12Nasal passages.
03:13Sinuses.
03:14Right.
03:15Way to go.
03:16Way to go.
03:17Way to go.
03:18Way to go.
03:19Way to go.
03:20Way to go.
03:21Way to go.
03:22Way to go.
03:23And we're off to a flying start.
03:24Perfect score.
03:25Congratulations, Mark.
03:26Lynn, stand by.
03:27Tony, what one do you want?
03:29Noise pollution.
03:30All right, sir.
03:31Please describe for the lady these things that make a noise.
03:35Things that make a noise.
03:37Mm-hmm.
03:38Ready?
03:39Go.
03:40Hiccup.
03:41They drop the atom.
03:42Bomb.
03:43Mm-hmm.
03:44A laughing...
03:45Hyena.
03:46Mm-hmm.
03:47You do this, cutting wood.
03:48Saw.
03:49Mm-hmm.
03:50A...
03:51Gargle.
03:52Mm-hmm.
03:53A little animal by the fireplace.
03:55Oh, and...
03:56A chirp.
03:57A grasshopper.
03:58Cricket.
03:59Yes.
04:00Uh-huh.
04:01And they break up the sidewalk with a...
04:02A jackhammer.
04:03Uh-huh.
04:04Yeah.
04:05We nearly...
04:06Oh, three seconds left.
04:07Three seconds left.
04:08Two perfect scores working here.
04:09Both teams have seven points.
04:10If you carry that through to a 21, that'll mean a bonus for each of you of $1,000.
04:22Mark?
04:23We'll try rubber tree.
04:24Please describe for Elaine these things that are made of rubber.
04:27These things are made of rubber.
04:29Ready?
04:30Go.
04:31Okay.
04:32A bouncing...
04:33Ball.
04:34Okay.
04:35A man wears him...
04:36A fireman.
04:37Red...
04:38A...
04:39A fireman wears red...
04:40A suspender.
04:41Right.
04:42Okay.
04:43This is a...
04:44Inside a tire is the inner...
04:45Inner tube.
04:46Mm-hmm.
04:47Okay.
04:48This is a...
04:49On a leg.
04:50Okay.
04:51This is a...
04:52A marching...
04:53Fan.
04:54Yes.
04:55Okay.
04:56And this...
04:57A scuba diver wears him...
04:58On his feet.
04:59Slippers.
05:00Yes.
05:01Another perfect score.
05:02You guys could burn yourselves out before Tuesday of this week, the way you're...
05:09Oh, right.
05:10All right.
05:11It's 14 to 7.
05:12Lynn?
05:13Man to man, please.
05:14Describe for Tony, please, these things that begin with the letters M-A-N.
05:18These things begin with the letters M-A-N.
05:21Ready?
05:22Go.
05:23The thing on a horse.
05:24It's...
05:25Mane.
05:26Right.
05:27On the fireplace, where you put on...
05:28Mantle.
05:29Right.
05:30A person that...
05:31Not really a person.
05:32In the window that...
05:33Mannequin.
05:34Right.
05:35It's a type of violin, a type of...
05:37Mandolin.
05:38Right.
05:39Watch your...
05:40When you have to be polite.
05:41Watch your...
05:42Manners.
05:43Right.
05:44A person that's really crazy is a...
05:45Maniac.
05:46Right.
05:47You have to read this to know how to run your car.
05:48It's the...
05:49Manual.
05:50Right.
05:51There it is.
05:52Go.
05:53Awesome.
05:54Love it.
05:55Love it.
05:56I can't stand the tension.
05:57It's so...
05:58Yes, it is.
05:59It's so exciting.
06:00Bob Clayton, have we ever had a double bonus of $1,000?
06:12We have had it twice.
06:13This could be the third time.
06:14Look at that score.
06:1514-14.
06:16Both players could win a $1,000 bonus.
06:17Mark and Elaine.
06:18And we'll try a long way off, and I'll give.
06:19All right, sir.
06:20Please describe for the lady these things that go a long way.
06:21Things that go a long way.
06:22Ready?
06:23Go.
06:24Okay.
06:25It's a river down the middle of our country.
06:26Mississippi.
06:27Yes.
06:28Okay.
06:29This is...
06:30You don't want to send it first class.
06:31You want to send it...
06:32Airman.
06:33Yes.
06:34Okay.
06:35This is...
06:36Babe Ruth hit a lot of...
06:37Home run.
06:38Uh-huh.
06:39Okay.
06:40And this was Daniel Boone.
06:41He was a...
06:42A pioneer.
06:43Yes.
06:44Okay.
06:45It's a pocket.
06:46No.
06:47It's small.
06:48Okay.
06:49A parking...
06:50A parking meter.
06:51Meteor.
06:52Right.
06:53Okay.
06:54This is a little bird.
06:55When you go...
06:56Swallow.
06:57Yes.
06:58Okay.
06:59And this is...
07:00He had his...
07:01Travels.
07:02They talk about...
07:03Solvers.
07:04Solvers.
07:05Right.
07:06You know, under normal circumstances, you'd say,
07:12Wow!
07:13Look at that score.
07:14Almost perfect.
07:1520.
07:16And we're all rooting for that one point.
07:17It does do two things, however.
07:18It leaves Lynn with an opportunity to pick up $1,000 and to win by one point.
07:23Who's to give here?
07:24Ah!
07:25Is that a response, yes?
07:28Yeah.
07:29Tony, please describe these things on a college campus.
07:32Things on a college campus.
07:34They need 21 points to win the game.
07:36Ready?
07:37Go.
07:38Where the books are.
07:39The library.
07:41Freshman.
07:42Then next year...
07:43Yeah, junior.
07:44No, between...
07:45Sophomore.
07:46That's right.
07:47The head of the school is the...
07:48Dean.
07:49Mm-hmm.
07:50Where you have your meals, with a tray.
07:51Cafeteria.
07:52Mm-hmm.
07:53The guy...
07:54The girls with the pom-poms.
07:55Cheerleaders.
07:56Uh-huh.
07:57When the class gets together after a number of years...
07:58Reunion.
07:59Uh-huh.
08:00Where they have the services.
08:01Chapel.
08:02Out there.
08:03What's that?
08:04That's the audience.
08:05That's the word.
08:06Audience.
08:07The word.
08:08Audience.
08:09Auditorium.
08:10I can't believe it.
08:11Well, he...
08:12He's good.
08:13This kid doesn't deserve to lose, Martin.
08:22No, you...
08:27No, you didn't deserve to lose, Martin.
08:33No knowledge.
08:34You played...
08:35No.
08:36You won $500, Mary Lou.
08:38That's fine, thank you.
08:40All right, are you...
08:41There's a man there smoking.
08:43Oh, leave him alone.
08:48We know about that, Tony.
08:50It'll be taken care of.
08:51It's medically prescribed for him.
08:53He's very hyper.
08:55He has to.
08:56Lynn, you've got $1,350.
08:58Let's go win the big money.
08:59Come on!
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09:18The master of deception and thrills will...
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10:35I don't know whether I can make it through this whole week.
10:37Are you prepared and ready to go?
10:39No!
10:40You're making this lady tremble.
10:42Oh, well.
10:45Let's go.
10:47Thank goodness you put out your hand.
10:50All right, enough of this foley roll.
10:51Let's win the big money.
10:52Here's your first subject.
10:53Go.
10:55Colon, semicolon, comma.
10:57Punctuation mark.
11:00Well, I have my little camera and my invisible ink,
11:04and I'm going to see what's going on over here.
11:06What a spy would say.
11:09The Barrymores.
11:11Famous families.
11:12Acting families.
11:13Right.
11:16Trees.
11:18Trees.
11:20Books.
11:24Trees.
11:26Things with a cover.
11:27Trees.
11:28Things made of wood.
11:30Books.
11:31Let's come back to that one.
11:33Electricity.
11:36Things that shock you.
11:37Yes.
11:40Ships.
11:41Rockets.
11:43Rockets.
11:44Ships.
11:46Careers.
11:47Things you launch.
11:48Yes.
11:51Books.
11:54Dining room tables.
11:55Things made of oak.
11:56Things made of wood.
12:04I didn't give you the right clues somehow.
12:05You gave the right clues.
12:06I gave good ones,
12:07but I couldn't find the perfect one to give it to you.
12:09The ones I gave you were good, but not good enough.
12:12What do they all have in common?
12:13A dining room table,
12:14a book,
12:15and a tree.
12:18Tobacco plant.
12:19They have leaves.
12:20Leaves.
12:21Right.
12:22Somebody said tobacco.
12:23Tobacco plant might have given you it.
12:24Tobacco leaves.
12:25Elephant ears.
12:27No.
12:29Oh, an elephant ear plant, you mean?
12:30Yeah.
12:31Elephant ears.
12:32No, it's a plant.
12:33No, good to know.
12:34I'm glad I didn't give that one.
12:35Yeah.
12:36Lynn, you have $1,800 to give.
12:37We'll continue in a moment.
12:38We'll be back right after this.
12:39We'll be back right after this.
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14:49You're trying to psych out your opponent. I left some burning in his dressing room.
14:55So he should get back here and he'll... Cigarettes you left in his dressing room?
14:57Oh, of course. He loves his burning. Fanatical. I mean, he's totally involved now in the conversation.
15:02He doesn't even know that you and I are talking. I know. He just wants to kill me.
15:05Hi there. We were talking about what we'd like to do. Uh, how about...
15:14We talk about the game for a while? Yes, now we'll talk about the game.
15:17Kathy DeNegris, you've already met your partner. What is your job, Kathy?
15:20I'm a housewife and mother in New Jersey. Welcome aboard. Tony, what does Tulsa, Oklahoma mean to you?
15:25Tulsa, Oklahoma is probably the most beautiful city in the United States.
15:29Aside from that? Aside from that, I was born there.
15:32Yes. Aside from that, I'm playing there this week in Music Man.
15:35Now the truth will out. You're in Music Man. How long is the engagement there?
15:42One week in Tulsa. And then you rotate around the rest of the country.
15:45Well, it's interesting that you should ask where we go next week.
15:48Tony, I didn't ask where you're going next, but you're going to tell me anyway.
15:52You implied it, generically. You said you rotate around the country.
15:54Rotate around the country, you said. Go ahead, spew it out.
15:58Fort Wayne next week. That's nice.
16:00Then Atlanta. Yes.
16:01Guess where we are the week after Atlanta. I'm the biggest.
16:03Indianapolis. Wonderful.
16:09Onward and upward, folks. You got to get on with the game. Elaine, please hang in there a second.
16:12We'll let the crazy one start first. We have Sleepy Time Gal, Separate Tables,
16:16Proof Positive, the lineup, and all the trimmings. The envelope, please, Tony. Select one.
16:21We've decided on Sleepy Time Gal. We played the seven the last time, as you recall.
16:24These are things that make you drowsy. Things that make you drowsy. Ready? Go.
16:31The fruit of the vine. Wine.
16:34A nice, warm... Relaxing tub, bath.
16:37Yes. The preacher's...
16:40A sermon.
16:41A pill you take is called...
16:43Tranquilizer.
16:45After school, you have to sit there and do your...
16:47Hallmark.
16:50The music that Leonard Bernstein sometimes...
16:52Oh, the symphonic symphony. Symphony music.
16:55What you do when you're trying to sleep, you...
16:58Count sheep.
16:59Yes. Yes.
17:02Perfect score. A couple of seconds to spare.
17:06Elaine Joyce, please, if you will.
17:08We would like... And all the trimmings.
17:10All right. Please describe for your partner these things that are trimmed.
17:14Lynn, these are things that are trimmed. Ready? Go.
17:18On a candle.
17:19The wick.
17:21And these things, like Elvis Presley had.
17:23Sideburns.
17:24And when you take the fat off a piece of meat, what is the meat called? A T-bone.
17:28Steak.
17:29And this part of your nail.
17:31Your cuticle.
17:32And when you're on a...
17:35Food.
17:35Fat.
17:36And a certain amount of money you can spend.
17:38A budget.
17:38Right. And this.
17:40An hourglass.
17:41You are... You figured.
17:42Right. And this is...
17:43The bushes in front of your half-house.
17:44Hedges. Right.
17:45There it is. Another perfect score.
17:46Oh, we beat them, though. We had two seconds, too.
17:49I wasn't sure how fast we were going, because they were hot.
17:52Lynn and Elaine have seven.
17:53Tony and Kathy have seven.
17:54And Kathy has the choice.
17:56We'll take separate tables.
17:58All right. Describe for Tony these things that keep people apart.
18:02Things that keep people apart.
18:04We were certain it was things in a restaurant.
18:06Wrong.
18:07Wrong. Yeah.
18:08All right. Here you go.
18:09Things that keep people apart.
18:11Ready? Go.
18:12Oh, when you go to jail, you're in...
18:13Prison.
18:14Right.
18:15When two people split up.
18:16The divorce.
18:17Right.
18:18The Atlantic, the Pacific.
18:19Oceans.
18:21The line between two countries.
18:23Boundary.
18:24Boundaries.
18:25The Mexican...
18:25Border.
18:27Oh, when you have a big fight.
18:29You have a disagreement.
18:30A breakup.
18:30Two people, when they...
18:31A spat.
18:32When they disagree about something, you talk...
18:35You're having a fight about it.
18:36Go to the next one.
18:37Okay.
18:37Oh, and Germany.
18:39The thing that divides East and West.
18:41Wall. The Berlin Wall.
18:41All right.
18:42No good.
18:43We lost time on that one.
18:45What was it?
18:46An argument.
18:47Argument.
18:48Argument was the one that cost you a little bit of time.
18:50Simple word like argument.
18:52Lynn?
18:53The lineup, please.
18:54Please describe for Elaine these things that have lines.
18:59These things have lines.
19:01Ready?
19:01Go.
19:02This.
19:03Your forehead.
19:03Right.
19:05The stinky animal.
19:06The skull.
19:07Right.
19:08You read from a...
19:09Book.
19:09No.
19:10When you're...
19:10Paper.
19:11Script.
19:12Right.
19:13Three in a row.
19:14Paragraph.
19:15Hollywood Squares is...
19:17Tic-tac-toe.
19:18Right.
19:19One-half is a...
19:20Or three-fourths is a...
19:21Fraction.
19:22Right.
19:23A street is a...
19:25Double line.
19:25No.
19:26A regular way.
19:27Just a small one.
19:28A road.
19:29Right.
19:30You write on this little...
19:31Paper.
19:31Paper.
19:33There it is.
19:3313-12.
19:34Full score still.
19:37I'd like to applaud you two valiant girls.
19:4513-12.
19:46Point apart.
19:46Tony, you have the choice of proof positive of the envelope.
19:49Please, which one would you like?
19:50Proof positive.
19:51And who's going to give and who's going to receive, please?
19:53I'll give.
19:54Tony, describe these things used for identification.
19:58Things used for identification.
20:00Ready?
20:00Go.
20:01A mark from a cut.
20:02Oh, a scar.
20:04This.
20:05A thumbprint.
20:05Fingerprint.
20:07The doctor puts you in front of the machine, looks through you.
20:09Oh, x-ray.
20:10Ah, ah, ah.
20:12I'm doing...
20:13Your voice, speak, speak.
20:14Uh-huh.
20:15Your number.
20:15Mine is 0716...
20:16Oh, social security number.
20:19On your little pet, you have a...
20:21A dog tag.
20:22Yes.
20:23A game we used to play where the spies have a...
20:26A code.
20:27Something you say.
20:28Something you say.
20:28Secret word.
20:29That's right.
20:29Secret word.
20:30Password.
20:31Right.
20:31There it is.
20:32Got them all.
20:33You got seven.
20:34The score is 19 to 13.
20:36Lynn and Elaine, you're trying for $20,000.
20:39Lynn, you have $1,800 so far.
20:42The score is 19 to 13.
20:43If you get six of them, it'll be a tie.
20:45We'll go to a tiebreaker.
20:46If you get them all, you'll try for $20,000.
20:49Elaine, are you the lady that's going to do the giving here?
20:52Ah, da, da, da, da, da.
20:53Da, da, da, da, da.
20:54That's awful.
20:54That's right.
20:56All right.
20:56Please describe these Academy Award winners.
20:59I knew it!
21:00Really?
21:01I knew it.
21:02All right.
21:02Here you go.
21:03Honey.
21:03Academy Award winners.
21:04They need 20.
21:04Ready.
21:05Go.
21:05For Cabaret.
21:06She's in the act.
21:06Liza Minnelli.
21:07For On the Waterfront.
21:07The actor.
21:08That's no.
21:08Streetcar Named Desire.
21:09Talked like this with a leather jacket.
21:09Blackboard Jungle.
21:10No.
21:10Go on.
21:11OK.
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21:12She just won for Julia.
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21:13She just won for Julia.
21:13Lee Volman.
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21:15Oh.
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21:17Next.
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22:16Yeah.
22:17Boy, that is a great one.
22:18You're all set.
22:19Have a pleasant flight.
22:20Great.
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