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Introducing Sunil Grover aka Dr. Gulati And Rinku Bhabhi's comedy talent for you. Watch the humorous act of Dr. Gulati in the special series Dr. Mashoor Gulati and Rinku Bhabhi Special. He interacts with the guests and leaves no stone unturned in making them laugh. Stay tuned for unlimited fun.
Show Name: The Kapil Sharma Show Season 2
Star Cast: Kiku Sharda, Archana Puran Singh, Sumona Chakravarti, Krushna Abhishek, Bharti Singh
Host: Kapil Sharma
Producers: Kapil Sharma, Salman Khan, Deepak Dhar
Introducing Sunil Grover aka Dr. Gulati And Rinku Bhabhi's comedy talent for you. Watch the humorous act of Dr. Gulati in the special series Dr. Mashoor Gulati and Rinku Bhabhi Special. He interacts with the guests and leaves no stone unturned in making them laugh. Stay tuned for unlimited fun.
Show Name: The Kapil Sharma Show Season 2
Star Cast: Kiku Sharda, Archana Puran Singh, Sumona Chakravarti, Krushna Abhishek, Bharti Singh
Host: Kapil Sharma
Producers: Kapil Sharma, Salman Khan, Deepak Dhar
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00:00Let's go.
00:20Hello and welcome to..
00:21Sir, Kapil Sharma Show.
00:26Mr. Chitra, did you see how confidently I spoke?
00:29Yes.
00:30Your confidence was weak.
00:31Have a pill of strength.
00:34I'll give it to you.
00:37Forget the pill. You can abuse me. I'm telling you.
00:43It's time to celebrate.
00:44Our poster is going to be released.
00:46Give me sweets. Why are you abusing me?
00:48Congratulations.
00:49Congratulations. Come on, put up the poster.
00:51The poster is going to be released.
00:53Put up the poster.
01:00Hey!
01:01Yes.
01:02Why did you put up my photo?
01:04Why did you bring it out?
01:05Sir, someone is worthy of being seen in the poster.
01:08Who has come to see him?
01:11He's talking as if he's got diamonds on his face.
01:15Look at his face.
01:17Our poster is going to be released.
01:19Of course.
01:20Kapil Sharma will interview us after that.
01:23Of course.
01:24We'll have to practice after that.
01:27Of course.
01:28I don't want Kapil Sharma to get nervous during the interview.
01:34I'll do one thing.
01:36I'll come from there.
01:37You welcome me with the greatness that I want to show.
01:40Give me a round of applause.
01:41Okay?
01:43Let's practice.
01:45So, let's welcome Dr. Mushoor Gulati with a big round of applause.
01:51He's gone crazy.
01:54I'm having a lot of fun.
01:56Doctor, we're not interviewing a mad man.
01:58You're sitting like a doctor.
01:59I'm sitting like a doctor with a syringe in my hand.
02:02What is this, doctor?
02:03How do doctors sit?
02:04Don't they have a special qualification to sit?
02:07What nonsense is this?
02:08Doctor, you're sitting like a proper celebrity.
02:11What did you say? Interview.
02:13So, doctor, you're a very famous doctor.
02:17Your name is also famous.
02:18You're running such a big hospital.
02:20Have you ever thought that you'll get a chance to interview me?
02:26Not with you.
02:28No.
02:29I thought Kapil Sharma would interview me.
02:32Call your boss.
02:37Doctor, I..
02:38Look at him.
02:42He's coming from here like no one is watching him.
02:49Everyone can see him.
02:52He's sitting like this. No one can see him.
02:54Hello, doctor.
02:56Yes, interview.
02:59Doctor, if you talk to me like this
03:01I'll pour boiling tea on you.
03:03Do one thing.
03:04If you take it from any other shop, it won't be good for your shop.
03:07I won't come.
03:12Ask him a question.
03:13Doctor, give an interview in a proper way.
03:16You're a celebrity.
03:17Okay?
03:18Sorry.
03:19You don't even know how to give an interview.
03:21Do one thing.
03:22Take my interview.
03:24I'll take your blood test and interview.
03:29Please, doctor.
03:30Ask him a question. I'll pour tea on you.
03:32Yes, sit.
03:38That's it.
03:40Oh, man.
03:44I'll pour tea on you.
03:45I'll pour tea on you.
03:46I'll pour tea on you.
03:48I'll pour tea on you.
03:49I'll pour tea on you.
03:53Take an interview.
03:54Yes, ask a question.
03:56How dare you sit on the sofa?
04:01What sort of a question is that?
04:02I didn't ask the question but give a good answer.
04:07You go and sit outside the temple and he sits here.
04:10What are you doing here?
04:16He got me.
04:17Come here and talk to me.
04:19Oh, it's you. How are you?
04:23How are you? How dare you sit on the sofa?
04:25You keep telling me. He's sitting on the toilet.
04:27He's sitting on the sofa.
04:29Tell him.
04:33There is a reason behind it.
04:35What?
04:38I...
04:40Put your leg down. Your pant is torn.
04:44Then why do you want to see what's torn?
04:48Reason behind it.
04:49Why are you sitting here?
04:51I'll tell you.
04:52Why are you sitting here?
04:54I'll lie down in two minutes.
04:55Will you come here and sit on my sofa?
04:58Who asks such questions?
05:00I'll tell you.
05:01I'll ask you.
05:02Actually, I have a habit of...
05:09I've made a design of you.
05:12Okay.
05:13Oh, no.
05:14I'll tell you.
05:16Okay.
05:17Wait a minute.
05:19Okay.
05:20Apply it on me too.
05:25What have you done?
05:26Come here.
05:31His spring broke down.
05:33I changed the spring.
05:34I was checking if it was working properly.
05:37What's all this? Posters?
05:38Mr. Sindhu asked me to make a poster.
05:41I told him to print it and he printed it.
05:46These people are liars.
05:47This isn't their poster.
05:48I'll call the people whose posters are different.
05:50Mr. Plot, you don't have to be scared.
05:53We'll call many grandmothers.
05:54It's not a big deal. We'll convince them.
05:56Come on.
05:57I'll convince them.
05:59Come on.
06:04Lines of Bollywood.
06:06Bobby Deol and Sunny Deol, give them a big round of applause.
06:12Sir.
06:15Sunny! Sunny! Sunny!
06:17Sunny! Sunny! Sunny!
06:19Sunny! Sunny! Sunny!
06:21Sunny! Sunny! Sunny!
06:24Sunny! Sunny! Sunny!
06:26Sunny! Sunny! Sunny!
06:28Sunny! Sunny! Sunny!
06:30What do we do about him?
06:31Should we beat him up or take him out?
06:32No. No. Listen to me.
06:36Let's sit and talk.
06:38There's no point in beating him up.
06:41If we beat up the doctor, who will look after him?
06:44We'll have to call a doctor.
06:45He's a sensible man. He's right.
06:47Let's sit and talk.
06:48I'm standing here.
06:49I'll sit down. I'm sorry.
06:51Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
06:53I was in a hurry.
06:55You take off your shoes. I'll massage your feet.
06:58Hey! Go.
06:59Get some oil for the day after tomorrow.
07:00Get up.
07:01Doctor, it's not for the day after tomorrow.
07:04It's for the day after tomorrow.
07:05The day after tomorrow was for the day after tomorrow.
07:07Go. Go.
07:08Go.
07:09Sir, I'll massage your feet.
07:11Come on. Come on.
07:13Yes.
07:14By the way, Mr. Bobby and Mr. Sunny..
07:16..their film can be released but not our poster.
07:19Don't you feel ashamed? Don't you feel ashamed?
07:21How did your poster get released?
07:23How did you get something?
07:25No. You can't say such a thing.
07:27Yes. Of course.
07:28What are you doing? Who are you pointing fingers at?
07:30You said something against him.
07:32He doesn't know anything.
07:34He knows only about gambling.
07:36It's not like that.
07:39Doctor..
07:40You're too much.
07:42This is Mr. Siddhu.
07:43It's a lie. It's someone's body.
07:45It's my head.
07:47And..
07:48This is Dr. Mishur Gulati.
07:49And this..
07:50Who is he?
07:51A very famous person.
07:53Whoever he is, he doesn't have my underwear.
07:57He doesn't know how to wear it.
08:00Yes.
08:00Tell me something.
08:01Yes.
08:02You got the poster made.
08:03Yes.
08:03Who will watch it?
08:04Look, we have a strategy for that.
08:06The poster has been released.
08:08It's done.
08:08We'll make a film to promote it.
08:10If people come to watch the film, the poster will be a hit.
08:14Wow.
08:15Who will invest money in your film?
08:17Crowdfunding.
08:20It's not crowdfunding. It's begging.
08:23Get out of here.
08:25Obviously.
08:26We're leaving with respect.
08:27Get out.
08:29Pleasure to have you.
08:32Do it properly.
08:36That's my flexibility.
08:37Oh, very good.
08:38Again?
08:39No, no, no.
08:41If you do, I'll go out of the country.
08:44Yeah, yeah.
08:46Okay, bye.
08:49Let's start the game for Rs. 10.
08:53Okay.
08:55You played Rs. 15 worth of music.
08:56The question is for Rs. 10.
09:00The question is about black money.
09:03How black is black money?
09:10He's asking everything.
09:12Here are your options on your computer screen.
09:15Option A, light black.
09:18Option B, dark black.
09:21Option C, pink black.
09:23Or option D, Amitabh Bachchan's film black.
09:27I remembered a couplet on this question.
09:29I would like to add that.
09:31When a flower blooms, it will bloom.
09:34Wow, wow, wow.
09:36It will bloom, brother.
09:38When a flower blooms, it will bloom.
09:40I have Rs. 2000, when will I get my leave?
09:46Leave it, leave it, leave it.
10:02Wow, wow.
10:03What a stupid couplet.
10:05If tomatoes were cheap, I would have killed the city.
10:08People want to know the answer. Tell me.
10:12People are sitting here, they want to know the answer.
10:15What are you looking at?
10:16People want to know the answer.
10:18Okay, fine.
10:20So tell me.
10:23How black is black money?
10:26Nowadays, all the money has turned white.
10:27There is no black.
10:29Absolutely right answer.
10:31Wait a minute. I am an expert.
10:33I will give my opinion.
10:35I think
10:38the more we keep it in the sun, the more it will turn black.
10:44It is all on sunlight.
10:46Sunlight is very high.
10:46It will turn into tan money, right?
10:49I am getting the note of tan.
10:51It will turn black for India.
10:52It will turn tan for foreigners, right?
10:54Absolutely right.
10:55He is right.
10:56You gave the wrong answer.
10:58You gave the wrong answer.
10:59You would have got the note of 500.
11:01You would have got the note of 500.
11:03You gave the wrong answer.
11:04You should have deposited it in the bank.
11:06Till December 31st.
11:07Because you won't be able to deposit it after that.
11:09What are you saying?
11:10I don't know how to laugh.
11:12Everything is not for laughing.
11:14Some things are said for the country too.
11:19Your dry chickpeas.
11:21What? What did you say?
11:22This is a news.
11:23News. Dry chickpeas.
11:29Oh! Oh!
11:30Oh! Oh!
11:31Oh! Oh!
11:32Oh! Oh!
11:33Why were you in such a vibration mode?
11:36Oh!
11:38Oh!
11:39You have won Rs. 10.
11:41Take this.
11:42Thank you.
11:42One second. Take this Rs. 5.
11:43Thank you.
11:44I will transfer the rest of the money to your account
11:46after seeing your Aadhaar card.
11:51You have won the game.
11:52You have not won a gas cylinder
11:54that you are being subsidised.
11:56Pulling of your women's leg.
12:00Don't pull my women's leg.
12:02If you pull it more, I can even open it.
12:08Let's ask the next question for Rs. 100.
12:10What is Rs. 100?
12:13It will be Rs. 100, right?
12:14Is it Rs. 500?
12:16Rs. 100.
12:17It is Rs. 100.
12:19Rs. 500 is Rs. 50.
12:22You have to fill the blank spot in this question.
12:25When a person is hit by a 2.5 kg hand
12:30the person doesn't get up.
12:32Dash, dash, dash.
12:33Your option is option A.
12:35A 70 kg man becomes 72.5 kg.
12:40Option B.
12:42A man sits on a camel.
12:45Option C.
12:47A man doesn't get up because he has slept late.
12:51Or option D.
12:53He is dead. He is not getting up.
12:55I think this question is wrong.
12:58When a person is hit by a 2.5 kg hand
13:00tell me where, what, LLB or CA
13:06or what does he study?
13:10Tell me.
13:11Or..
13:13The hand wants to become a leg by studying.
13:17What is it?
13:19Why does he study?
13:21Because of your love for Bajirao.
13:23Okay, fine.
13:24Silence.
13:25Okay, silence. I should be silent.
13:27Look, he has an enemy and a gun.
13:29I should be silent. He will lose everything later.
13:33Look, I will say one thing.
13:35I got a hole in my mouth.
13:40I want to know the truth.
13:42I am a very busy man. I have a lot of work.
13:45I have a wedding today.
13:46Why didn't you invite me to your house?
13:48Yes.
13:52Yes, tell me.
14:00Okay, fine.
14:01Shut up.
14:05Answer the question quickly.
14:08You can take an option if you want.
14:10You have a phone and a friend.
14:11If you want to talk to someone, you can talk to Mr. Dharam.
14:15This is Mr. Dharam's phone.
14:17Mr. Dharam, pick up the phone.
14:21You pick up the phone first.
14:22You will know later.
14:24The speaker is on the phone.
14:26Okay.
14:27Tell me, Mr. Dharam.
14:29What is your name, Basanti?
14:31What kind of a stupid question is this?
14:32I called Veeru, but he picked up Jai.
14:35I will call him again.
14:36Mr. Dharam, Mr. Dharam.
14:39I do what I say.
14:42I do what I don't say.
14:43I definitely do that.
14:45Where is he?
14:47You have to show him 50 talents in a 5-minute act.
14:50You fool.
14:52Shut up.
14:57You are Mr. Dharam, Mr. Bachchan, Piddu.
14:59What are you?
15:00I am Sheldar Tendulkar.
15:01Shut up.
15:05Let's hit the question.
15:06The bullet hit the target.
15:08Oh, no.
15:11The next question is for Rs. 1000.
15:17Rs. 1000 is not enough.
15:18The next question is for Rs. 2000.
15:20Here is your computer screen.
15:22You did the first film, Barsaat.
15:25You did Barsaat again.
15:28What was the problem?
15:29You have options.
15:30The first one was a spelling mistake.
15:34Option B, you didn't enjoy it in one go.
15:38Option C, it was raining less for the first time.
15:42Option D, you like mud.
15:47I remembered a poem.
15:50Go ahead.
15:52It happened when I saw that poem.
15:56It was such a big poem.
15:58I believe that was the best line I had ever seen.
16:01You know, it was in a zoo.
16:05I remembered it.
16:08Oh!
16:12Oh!
16:13Tell me, Mr. Bobby, what is your answer?
16:16I made a spelling mistake for the first time.
16:17That's a good answer.
16:19You won Rs. 2000.
16:20Here is your card.
16:21I will swipe it for you.
16:23Oh!
16:25Swipe the card.
16:29You will get the cash tomorrow morning.
16:32What?
16:35I have swiped the card.
16:36You will get the cash tomorrow.
16:38He eats a lot.
16:44The next question is worth Rs. 1 crore.
16:47Here is the money on your computer screen.
16:52There was a song by Mr. Dharam.
16:54It came after the monsoon.
16:56Why did it come after the monsoon?
16:58Your options are..
17:00It came from a local liquor shop.
17:03Oh!
17:05Option B.
17:06There was a wound in Sawan's leg.
17:09Option C.
17:10Sawan was a fan of Shashi Kapoor.
17:13Or Option D.
17:14Sawan was straight but the audience saw a P.
17:17So, he thought it was a tail.
17:24I just remembered a poem on this.
17:27There is an auto behind me.
17:29Oh!
17:30Wow!
17:33There is an auto behind me.
17:35And a driver in front of me.
17:44I want to know the answer to this question.
17:47Why did Sawan come after the monsoon?
17:57Sawan came straight.
17:59The audience saw a P.
18:01That's the right answer.
18:04No.. The answer is right.
18:06If you doubt that the answer is wrong
18:09you can do an audience poll.
18:10Let's do an audience poll.
18:12Let's do a poll.
18:21The audience poll is here.
18:23Now, you can do whatever you want.
18:24Bobby, come here.
18:25If you dance, you will get the answer.
18:28Yes.
18:29This is how it is. This is how it is in our game.
18:35You can use this poll. It is very strong.
18:38Let's give a big hand to Sunny and Bobby.