Dr. Gulati क्यों बने हुए हैं Patient? | The Kapil Sharma Show | Dr. Mashoor Gulati Special
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Introducing Sunil Grover aka Dr. Gulati's comedy talent for you. Watch the humorous act of Dr. Gulati in the special series Dr. Mashoor Gulati Special. He interacts with the guests and leaves no stone unturned in making them laugh. Stay tuned for unlimited fun.
Show Name - The Kapil Sharma Show
Star Cast - Kapil Sharma, Bharti Singh, Kiku Sharda, Sumona Chakravarti
Producers: Kapil Sharma, Salman Khan, Deepak Dhar
Introducing Sunil Grover aka Dr. Gulati's comedy talent for you. Watch the humorous act of Dr. Gulati in the special series Dr. Mashoor Gulati Special. He interacts with the guests and leaves no stone unturned in making them laugh. Stay tuned for unlimited fun.
Show Name - The Kapil Sharma Show
Star Cast - Kapil Sharma, Bharti Singh, Kiku Sharda, Sumona Chakravarti
Producers: Kapil Sharma, Salman Khan, Deepak Dhar
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00:00Hi, I'm Archana Puran Singh and you're watching The Kapil Sharma Show.
00:04So subscribe to Set India and hit the bell icon.
00:08Tu itni late kii dukaan khol raha hai?
00:10Yaha main tumhara naukar nahi hoon.
00:19Maria Nela Bidela!
00:21Tere muh se kii lag raha hai tu mera naukar hai.
00:25Subha-subha Boney ka time hai, mood mat kharap karo.
00:27Subhi-subhi Boney ke time mein kharab mood leke ghoom raha hai, uska kya?
00:30Sharma ji, aap mujhe ek baat batayi hain.
00:32Aap mere padose hain, meri jathani hain.
00:33Har waqt taane maarte rehte hoon.
00:36Kabhi has bhi liya karo.
00:37Yeh dekho, kitne ache chit jokes aate hain mobile pe.
00:39Yeh dekho.
00:41Bacha, Papa, aap school mat aana.
00:44Aisa moon leke raoge to meri besti hogi.
00:48Oye, tere bete ka message hai.
00:53Kal jaa, chai pila hai.
00:53Saptar rupee lagenge.
00:56Saptar rupee ka to petrol aajata be.
00:57Petrol mein patti daal kar dedu hoon aapko?
01:00Kya? Aag lagani wali baate na?
01:02Kal jaa, chai pila hain.
01:03Aag main nahi laga raha hoon.
01:04Aag aaj koi aur lagayega.
01:05Wo notice board nahi padha aapne?
01:06Wo jo humare doctor na, aaj uski nurse na lottery
01:09wo aaj yaha par rain dance karne wali hai.
01:10Kya baat kar raha hai?
01:11Haan.
01:13Tereko sharm nahi aati?
01:14Er, bache ka baap hoke aisi baate karta hai tu?
01:15Agar sharm aati to, us bache ka baap na ban pata main.
01:21Bacha nahi, baap hai iska baaji.
01:22Wo saath saal ka beta iska, itna battameez hai wo.
01:24Acha?
01:25Bache kehte hai, mera peth kharaab,
01:26main school nahi jaaunga.
01:27Wo apne teacher ko kehte hai,
01:28aaj mere papa ka moonk kharaab,
01:28main school nahi jaaunga.
01:32Paaji, sahi baat hai.
01:33Kal main usko homework karaha tha,
01:34police station jala gaya.
01:35Police wala ko jaa kar bola, kehte hai,
01:36baap mujhe child labour karwa raha hai.
01:38Adrak wali chai peeke, bache aisa hi pehda hoenge phir.
01:42Usne mera pyaar dekha,
01:44abhi tak mera bhyanak chahra nahi dekha.
01:46Tera isse bhi bhyanak chahra aaya koi.
01:50Yeh Kappu!
01:56Koi bachao, meri dadi jhaag chod rahe hain.
01:58Nani! Nani! Nani!
01:59Shubh! Shubh! Bolo bhai!
02:03Shubh! Shubh! Bolo bhai!
02:04Shubh! Shubh! Bolo!
02:05Kya pata, jhaag wala heart attack aaya ho?
02:12Doktor sahab, yeh kaunsi nahi bimari launch kar diya aapne?
02:15Naya program hai, naya time slot hai,
02:17bimari bhi toh nahi ho sakti hai, na?
02:21Arey, jhaag! Aankh mein jhaag!
02:23Arey, jhaag! Aankh mein jhaag!
02:26Paani andar hi dhundho.
02:27Yahan koi paani nahi milega aapko.
02:28Arey, sab jagah dhundh liya maine.
02:30Washing machine ke andar bhi muh daal diya.
02:33Woh bhi paani nahi mila, bolo.
02:35Washing machine toh ghar mein hai nahi.
02:37Acha?
02:38Toh phir woh kya hai,
02:39jiske button damane se andar paani gol gol ghoomta hai?
02:42Koi chota saa!
02:45Nani, usse commode kahte hain.
02:48Aur yeh tu mujhe aaj batara hai?
02:51Pichle teen saalon se mein,
02:52mein kapda usse mein dho rahi hoon.
02:58Tabhi mein sochu,
03:00kapde daalti hoon toh wapas kyu nahi aata.
03:04Kaise doctor aap?
03:05Ek toh meri nani ki aankhon ko operation kharap kar diya hai.
03:07Bechari ko dikhta nahi,
03:07ilaaj kyon nahi karte hai uska?
03:08Acha, ilaaj karke maine apna cancer kharap karna hai?
03:11Sridhar sahab.
03:11Haan ji.
03:12Aise patient hote hain.
03:13Jo bach jaye na,
03:14toh baadme doctor ki badanami karte hain.
03:16Oh!
03:17Haan.
03:22Oh, doctor idhar hai?
03:23Haan, haan, main idhar hoon.
03:25Idhar hoon.
03:31Keh bakra hai tu, doctor?
03:33Bakra?
03:34Isne mujhe bakra ka.
03:36Mere mein bakri ki kidney lagiya.
03:38Iska matlab yeh nahi hai ke main bakra hoon.
03:41Mere ko bakra nahi kehna.
03:42Main bakra nahi hoon.
03:44Oh!
03:45Control, doctor. Control. Control.
03:47Aicha!
03:48Tum mujhe batayega, doctor, main hoon.
03:51Haan.
03:51Bada hai, antibiotic ke moon wala.
03:53Yeh!
03:55Oh, mardi karo fir.
03:56Go, mardi karo.
03:58Are manuso, koi toh paani dedho.
04:01Chandu, tu hi paani dedhe.
04:03Aaj paani nahi milega.
04:05Paani ka issue chal raha hai.
04:06Isliye ghar mein tissue chal raha hai.
04:11Lekin agar mujhe pata chala
04:14ke society mein kisi ko paani mila
04:17toh aaj yaha paani pat ka yudh hoga.
04:19Are nani..
04:20Baas!
04:24Ab main jaa rahi hoon.
04:26Ghar peeche hai.
04:28Bata hai.
04:33Nani, ped hai waha pe.
04:35Bata hai.
04:36Bata hai.
04:38Ped ko namaste karne ke liye aayi thi.
04:40Namaste, ped.
04:50Ah!
04:54Ah!
04:56Kutte wali khaansi lagi, baap se dwai kyon nahi leti.
05:01Paaji, bashwan mein nahi yeh Kapoor
05:03mere bagar ek pal nahi reh pata tha.
05:06Yaade hum luka chhupi khel di the.
05:08Main chhup jaati thi
05:08aur phir toh mujhe dhund nahi pata the.
05:10Main tumhe dhundta hi nahi tha.
05:11Tum chhup jaati thi, main ghar chala jaata tha.
05:14Kisne kaha duja?
05:20Aise gandhi chepa pe chhupti thi na, baaji yeh.
05:21Ek bolo wash basin ki pipe mein pas gayi.
05:23Main phenyl dali, phir bahar aayi yeh.
05:25Chhup jaati thi.
05:27Tum jo marzi bolo.
05:28Lekin yeh mere peeche paagal tha, paagal.
05:31Ek din toh isse mere liye
05:32khoon se letter likha tha.
05:34Oye!
05:34I hate you, koi khoon se likhta.
05:37Main ne paan khaya tha usne, usne ki peak thi wo.
05:39Eww!
05:43Sheesh! Paan ki peak!
05:45Eww! Kya karhi? Main ne gobar khaya tha, kya?
05:47Sheesh!
05:48Sheesh! Kya taste aa raha hai?
05:50Sheesh!
05:54Paaji, yeh na sabke saamne aise hi baate kar raha hai.
05:57Lekin main ki iski badi achi quality bataati hoon.
05:59Isko na mere baar mein sab kuch yaad hai.
06:02Sab kuch.
06:03Yaad toh, paaji. Mujhe Mughalon ki history bhi hai.
06:05Iska mann liye, thodi mera Baadshah Kabir ke saath
06:07kuch lehna dena tha.
06:08Yeh kya baat hui?
06:10I'm an intelligent student.
06:12Tu badi kab hoyegi?
06:13Kapoor, tu meri height ki tension mat lo.
06:16Daddy na, height badhane ki davaayi bana rahe.
06:18Toh main bahot chaldi lambi ho jaungi.
06:19Lambi ho jaungi, toh dimaag kaise lamba hoga?
06:21Aitra!
06:22Aapko pata hai, paaji, aaj bhi mitti khati hai yeh.
06:23Haan?
06:24Haan, diwara se nooch nahi. Yeh hospital sara isi ne kharab kiya.
06:27Aap kaha main mitti khati hoon?
06:29Haan, sorry. Ab nahi khati hai.
06:30Ab toh college jaati hai. Ab cement khati hai yeh.
06:37Why do you ignore me always?
06:39I don't ignore you. I just hate you.
06:45Shahat kumein pata nahi.
06:46Lekin, paaji, college ke beauty contest mein
06:48main first aayi hoon.
06:50Shahabash! Aisi baate karni hai.
06:51Comedy show hai.
06:53Shahabash!
06:55Very good!
06:57Dekho, Kapoor, agar tu meri saath isse mazaak karte rahoge na
06:59toh main papa se chhukar kapde sukhane nahi aaungi.
07:02Tume sharam nahi aati hai?
07:03Society mein paani nahi hai, kapde sukha rahi hai.
07:07Kapde maine dhoi nahi hai. Kapde sukhe hai.
07:10Sukhe kapde kyun sukhane aayi hai?
07:13Jab ek ladki, sukhe kapde dobara sukhane aayi
07:16toh uska matlab samajhte ho?
07:19Yeh baat tum yaha pe bhi kahe sakti thi.
07:20Modeling karke aane kya zaroor thi idhar?
07:23Kapoor!
07:25Be serious!
07:26Kya hai?
07:28Us baat ko samajhte ho?
07:29Samajhta ho. Bilkul samajhta ho.
07:30Kya?
07:31Yeh ladki ka dimaag kharab hai.
07:34Salad bada aap na jaa.
07:36Tumhara na!
07:37Main kahe rahi hoon.
07:38Tum saun janam bhi le loge na
07:40phir bhi tumhe meri jaisi ladki aayi hai.
07:41Phir bhi tumhe meri jaisi ladki kabhi nahi milegi.
07:43Tum bachtaoge.
07:45Saun janam?
07:55Do kadam pe itni khoobsurat ladki khadi hai.
07:57Hai hai.
07:59Do kadam pe.
08:00Dekhiye, agar ek gandhe mein paani nahi aaya
08:03toh hum hippopotamus B ka injection laga denge aap.
08:08Main aankha ji, maris toh aapka yaha khadha hai.
08:10Injection kisko thok rahi hai.
08:11Maris?
08:12Kaha hai maris?
08:18Arey, Ayo!
08:19Handsome se banda aapke saamne
08:20aapka maris hi toh hai.
08:22Sindhu ji, aapko kya hua?
08:29Asfand.
08:31Arey, iske pitaji ko police pakad ke lag liye.
08:32Bank ka loan nahi diya. Pagal hogi yeh.
08:37Dimaag kharab hogaya iska.
08:39Toh Kapoor, tum mera dimaag thekhar do.
08:41Main thekhar dete hoon.
08:43Shut up!
08:44Tumhara ilaas toh daddy karenge.
08:46Keen inki tankhwaan na marwai na
08:47tumhari cough syrup kahen ki.
08:49Daddy!
08:52Daddy!
08:56Inko chodiye.
08:58Aap mujhe injection laga dijiye na.
09:02Kya hua aapko?
09:04Mereko raat ko gore-gore ranke sapne aate hain.
09:08Koi aisa injection thokiye.
09:09Mereko na mere sapne rangeen aane shuru ho jaye.
09:12Aisa koi injection nahi hain.
09:14Hum jaate hain.
09:16Arey, kaha jaane? Ekh minute, rukur sahi.
09:18Do minute aaye. Aise hi kehte hain.
09:19Paap lagega tume.
09:22Ab aaye ho toh thoda BP check kar do.
09:24Chalo, aa ka do.
09:26Isse waise check toh nahi hota.
09:27Par aap kehte hi toh maan lete hain.
09:28Kaan do. Kaan do.
09:30Haan, sab teek hai.
09:31Ab aap socho
09:32ki ladke ka BP bada bhi nahi hua.
09:34Phir bhi BP check kara rahe hain.
09:36Isse ka matlab samajhti hain aap?
09:37Ki uska dimaag kharaab hain.
09:43Aur jo ladki bina baad ke kisi ki baad mein taangad hain na
09:46samjhau usse koi eent maarne wala hai.
09:48Daddy, aayi.
09:50Aayi.
09:53Hospital mein paani nahi hain.
09:55Baag ke liye paani nahi hain.
09:58Mujhe paani chahiye.
09:59Hospital mein matlab kya paani chahiye aapko?
10:01Mareezon ko nalati bhi aap?
10:02Oh my God! Mere kamar mein dard ho rahi hain.
10:04Kamar to peechhe hain.
10:06Dard mein kahaan pata chalta. Kaunsi cheez, kahaan pe dekhiye.
10:09Aap mujhe..
10:13Society mein paani nahi hain.
10:15I don't care what you do.
10:16Mujhe paani chahiye.
10:17Aap chinta na karo.
10:18Main aapke liye..
10:19Yeh main aapne peene ke liye rakha tha.
10:20Aap isse nahalo.
10:22Yeh kya hai?
10:24Aap sirf baal gile karlo.
10:25Kayamat aajayegi.
10:31Kappu.
10:32Gile baalu mein main kisi lag rahi ho?
10:35Aisa lag raha hai, chuhiya nali mein se baar nikali hai.
10:40Aapne baal ponch le.
10:42Juhain par jayegi tere baalon mein.
10:43Tum amisha mujhe taunt kyu maarte ho?
10:45Main to pathar bhi maar doon. Mera nishana theek nahi hai.
10:48Aapka nishana bhi theek nahi hai?
10:53Pass ka toh bahot achha hai ji.
10:57Aapki aankhe badi khubsoorat hain.
10:58Pata hai, mujhe kisi ki yaad dilati hain.
11:00Kisi ki?
11:01Inki didi ki.
11:05Mere paas ekstra teen behne thi.
11:06Unmein se ek main inko dedi doctor ko.
11:08Yeh meri behan hai.
11:08Didi.
11:10Hi, daddy.
11:11Daddy.
11:13Aise thoda se check kariye na.
11:14Bukhar lag raha hai mereko thoda.
11:16Garam-garam lag raha hai.
11:19Bilkul tanna hai.
11:20Garam bhi aayega.
11:22Saat baje tak aayega.
11:23Ice tea, ice tea.
11:24Saat baje?
11:25Achha, saat baje meri performance hai.
11:27Ek kaam karo, tohra jaldi bula diji.
11:30Oye!
11:33Koin parishan kar raha hai meri beti ko?
11:36Tum yahan kaha raha hai beti?
11:37Oh, sorry. Darling?
11:39How many times do I tell you?
11:41Not darling.
11:42Sister.
11:44Rs. 3,500 ki tankha, main tereko sister kehne ke liye deta hoon.
11:48Jao, andar chalke wo.
11:50T-number bed pe patient leta ho, usko check karo.
11:53Koi nahi hai T-number pe.
11:56Koi kaise nahi hai, main leta hoon na waha pe.
11:59Kya hua, kya hua?
12:00Mereko after party ho jata hai na, loose motion ho gaya.
12:06Main iss chakkar mein meri bacha bhi chod diya.
12:09Hello?
12:11Mera bacha bhi hai? Tumne bichaya nahi?
12:12Bacha godh mein liya, jaise mene liya karab kar di.
12:16Toh main wapas de di.
12:18Oh, baise.
12:20Baise theek hai.
12:22Baise toh phir theek hai.
12:24Nahi, nahi, pato.
12:25Aapko bacha ke kya zarur tha?
12:27Kyunki main akela hoon.
12:29Acha, aap akeli hai?
12:30Haan, main akela hoon, mera dada akela hoon,
12:33mera papa akela hoon, mera bhai akela hoon.
12:36Acha.
12:36Poori parivaar akela hoon.
12:41Poora parivaar kaise akela ho gaya matlab?
12:44Kyunki mera sir, ma'am akela.
12:46Oh!
12:47Daughter-in-law akela.
12:49Acha!
12:50Daddy!
12:51Daughter-in-law akela?
12:52Haan.
12:53Dau minute khadi rahe, enjoy ho raha.
12:55Chalo, udhar, wapas jao.
12:56Wapas jao, go back.
12:57Go back.
12:58Mujhe bhi nahi, aapne bataya kabhi.
13:00Waise, aap lottery akela, main kapu dhokela.
13:03Hum log do-do karke ho jate hain.
13:05Daddy!
13:06Haan.
13:07Yeh mujhe chhed raha tha.
13:08O bhai, chhedu laal, kyon meli beti ko chhed raha hai?
13:10Agar tune meli beti ko chheda na,
13:12to maine tere andar injection daal dena.
13:15Phir maine usko thod dena.
13:17Kaise judge thodta na, apna pen judgment ke baad.
13:21Phir maine uske andar phoomk maalni hai,
13:23suizh indar-indar bumegi,
13:24tere ko badi dard hoegi.
13:28Tere muh dera, phir aayi-aayi niklegi.
13:31Maine phir, usko mat gaya.
13:33Abha jao jao, kaunse doctor hai aap?
13:35Main mashoor doctor hoon.
13:36Kaun mashoor ho? Kaun jaanta aapko?
13:38Daddy ka naam hai, Dr. Mashoor.
13:39Haan.
13:40To maine thodi kaha, main kabhi mashoor hoon.
13:42Haan, bade doctor.
13:43Doctor ka pata bhi hai aapko?
13:44Main ko doctor ke baada mein,
13:45bahot jayda kuch pata hai.
13:46Sridhar saab, maine paas na,
13:47patient aaya teen din pehle.
13:49Maine ko kaha tha, mere ko neem nahi aali,
13:50mere saans tez chal rahe hain.
13:51Maine usko aesa injection lagaya,
13:53uski saans rogi, abhi normal hai.
13:57Itna sincere patient hain,
13:59teen din se bathroom bhi nahi gaya.
14:00Aadhaam se baitha hain,
14:02ek hi tarah se baitha hain.
14:03Kuch nahi hua.
14:04Abha shareer chod gaya wo.
14:05Check kar lo, marna gaya ho.
14:08Mere bina payment diya,
14:09kaise mar sakta hai?
14:10Daddy!
14:11Daddy!
14:13Daddy ka aayi.
14:14Gaye, gaye manhoos kahige.
14:21Ek baat pata ho.
14:22Ji.
14:23Itna kush kyu hai?
14:25Tume nahi pata.
14:26Mujhe nahi pata.
14:27Arey, aapki performance honi wali na,
14:29saath baje.
14:30Kaddu performance?
14:31Paani nahi hai,
14:32kaise rain dance karna hai?
14:34Paani ki kamee aapko?
14:35Arey, aapke liye pura samandar leke behte hain,
14:37hum log aap do boond paani ke liye tars rahe hain.
14:40Aapki seva mein baadal khud haadir hain.
14:46Aur tab tak barsenge,
14:48jab tak aap sir se lekar paon tak
14:50bheeg nahi jaati.
14:54Idhar bartan nahi dhul rahe hain.
14:55Chal, tafa odhar hain.
14:57Chai bhejane man ke himan dekho iske aage.
15:01Battery teri nikal rahe hain.
15:08Aap chinta lag rahe hain.
15:09Main aapke bheegne ka intijam karunga.
15:12Aise nahi lag rahe hain ki aaj meri performance hona hai.
15:14Aisa lag rahe hain ki aap dono ka jagda performance hona hai.
15:17Laati!
15:17Aaj!
15:18Aaj tumhari performance hokar rahegi.
15:20Chahe kuch bhi ho jaye.
15:22Tum thoda sa dance dikhao, paani abhi aa jayega.
15:24Idhar bhaar jaye.
15:26Mere saath naachegi.
15:27Wo mere saath naachegi.
15:29Bhai, wo meri..
15:33Suno, wo meri nurse hain, wo mere saath naachege.
15:36Hum inke patient hain, hum aapke saath naachege.
15:39Pehla hum rehearsal kar denge.
15:41Theek hai?
15:43Wo yaar, paagal kar suni.
15:45Tum mere saath rain dance karo, tumhe sardi bhi nahi hogi.
15:48Sardi ko bahot zyada treatment hai.
15:50Aapka badnaami ko kaun karega treatment?
15:53Arey, kya baat kar rahe hain? Aapke pita jaise hain.
15:56Aaya beti!
15:58Tum rukh, tum rukh.
15:59Main chal ja rahe hain.
16:00Nahi! Lottery!
16:02Yahan se jaane se pehle, tumhe meri last phase se guzar kar jaana padega.
16:04Guzar ja!
16:06Guzar ja!
16:08Calm down.
16:09I am going to get ready.
16:10Performance ke liye.
16:11Ke liye, main aapko tayar karata hu. Aayo.
16:12Ek minute!
16:14Ha ha ha ha ha ha...
16:18Aaj tak, koi bhi patient
16:21meri ijazat ke bina bahar to aasakta hai ICU se.
16:25Lekin meri ijazat ke bina andar nahi jaasakta hai.
16:28Itni badi baat thi nahi? Chitna bada dialogue bol diya aapne.
16:31Aap log dialogue me entertainment dhokte rahe na.
16:33Woh andar rain dance ke liye tayar hone chali ki dhi.
16:35Aur yek boond bhi pani kani hai yaha pe.
16:38Rain dance kare to sahi, main yaha pe kunga khot dunga.
16:41तो फिर पाँज फीट तक ही खोदना.
16:44हो गया?
16:45चोकि 6 feet के बाद स्टेज खतम हो जाती है.
16:50कितनी वाहियाद गटिया बात किया दोने.
16:53पुछा बात.
16:54ले भी.
16:5510 रपे ले.
16:57इसके मुफ़े एक बात कह.
16:58इसके मुफ़े एक बात कह.
17:03क्यूंग भो फावड़े जैसे मुफ़ाले.
17:05एक खुदाई वाली बात करनी तुरूरती है तेरी?
17:10ऐसे 10, 10 के 20 नोटा है मेरी पास.
17:13एक और ले भी. एक और बात कह.
17:17तुम्हारा मुफ़ ऐसा है जैसे इसका मुफ़.
17:19वाह!
17:20भाई, ये आतिया पुरानी यारी.
17:23ये.
17:24यार तुम लोग यहाँ पे खड़े हैं, 7 बज़ने वलगे.
17:26डान्स चुड़ो होने वला है.
17:27पानी के अंदिजाम तो करो, पुरानी यारी.
17:28चलो, अफिर.
17:29चलो, अफिर. चलो, चलो.
17:30चला जा. जा उन्दर भागे जा.
17:32पानी नहीं आया ना, तो मैं अपनी जान देदूगा.
17:36एक बात है.
17:37डोक्तोर साब ने कहा है,
17:38आज अगर पानी नहीं आया तो ये जान देदेंगे.
17:40डोक्तोर साब ने कहा है,
17:41आज अगर पानी नहीं आया तो ये जान देदेंगे.
17:43अगर ये अपनी बात से मुख रहे हैं,
17:44हम इनकी जान ले लेंगे.
17:45बगवान करें, तुम दोनों को लूज मोशन हो जाएं.
17:49और इलाज कराने के लिए
17:50तुम मेरे पास हो, मैं करना सुखूँ.
17:52क्योंकि उस दिल मुझे भी लूज मोशन हो.
17:54हम मर जाएंगे, लेकिन आपसे दवा कभी भी नहीं लेंगे.
17:57मेरे से इलाज नहीं कराऊँगे,
17:58तुम मलोंगे कैसे हट.
18:01चलो, फटाफट पानी रेज़ दो.
18:03पानी, पानी.
18:16पानी मिला.
18:18आये नहीं?
18:19आये नहीं हो गई.
18:21क्या बात है यार?
18:22डॉर्ट सर, ताइम तो हो गया लाइसे?
18:23हाँ, बस तीन स्केंट बागी हैं.
18:25त्री, टू, वान, सेवन अक्लाब.
18:31ये क्या हो रहा है?
18:33अस्क्यूज मी, हम ने तो बर्यानी ओर्डर गी थी.
18:36ये खिचटी कहाँ से हो गई, ये?
18:39बिर्यानी?
18:40तुम तो चाय के साथ जीरा बिस्किट खाते हैं.
18:43जीरा बिस्किट खाते हैं, हम अपने घर पे.
18:44लेकिर बाहर हमें क्या सीवूड खाने का हक नहीं है?
18:47ये क्या है, डॉक्टर साफ?
18:48मेरे दिल करते हैं, स्टोंच उखाड़ते हूँ पगड़ के मैं.
18:50ये रेन्डाल सोनी वाला था, ये क्या हो रहा है?
18:52ये देखो, ये मौरणी बन गया है, डॉक्टर साफ लूंबड़ी बन गया है.
18:59मैंने ना तेरे मूँपे धूँग फैंख देनी अगर तुले मेरी चकल के बारे में कुछ बोला था, ठीक है?
19:07मैं यहाँ पे डॉक्टर की डिग्री लेके बैठा हूँ,
19:10तुम वहाँ मथिया लेके बैठा है, मिर्चि जिपन लड़ा सब हूँ.
19:17डॉक्टर साफ, अपने मून चेक करो, आपका मून लीक करता है.
19:21मेहना से मून ही खराब हो गया याँ, सोड़ा से.
19:24लेंदा.
19:24चलो यारे, आए बगाओ इस बक्षी को यार दे.
19:40पानी की पोतल लाते हैं, वहें.
19:43या, इतने से पानी से मैं, आपको कौन सी परिशानी हो गयी है?
19:47तुम अपनी किटनी से पानी की पोतल लिखाल के था,
19:49यह तेरे को पता जिलेगा.
19:54चलो, डॉक्टर साफ.
19:55मेरे को मत मिला यार, मेरा मूट सारा ही था.
19:58डॉक्टर साफ, डॉक्टर साफ, सुनते नहीं आप.
20:01डॉक्टर साफ, ऐसा है, सबने मेहनत की हैं.
20:03पर लॉटरी बेकार नहीं जाने देगी.
20:06लॉटरी, पब्लिक की डिमांड पर.
20:08लॉटरी, पब्लिक की डिमांड पर.
20:11रेट डांस करके दिखाई.
20:17ठीक है, लेकिन एक condition है.
20:19आप बोलों, जान देदेंगे यार.
20:21आप दो मिनत रुख जाओ, आपकी वैसे निकल जानी है.
20:24हाँ जी.
20:25आप लोग तीन गिंते, उसके बाद आंग बंड करके
20:28पानी ढालना है.
20:44द्यान से पास मज़ जाना, अवाज पकरती है नानी.
20:55मैं इदर हूँ.
21:25हाँ जी.