New Hyperman 2P SR
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00:00:30I couldn't get down that one.
00:00:55Yeah, it's kind of definitely has some precision issues.
00:01:25Nice, I like the helmet.
00:01:51I don't know what it does, because I just ran through them all when they were killable.
00:02:00I still have it, that's cool.
00:02:07You're just like straight up faster than me, okay.
00:02:27Now I feel less bad.
00:02:28Yeah, I know, but I was like, man, he's beating me every time, I'm just so slow, I suck.
00:02:38Nah, he's just straight up faster.
00:02:41That's what I get with my speed power up, baby.
00:02:44It goes away per level.
00:02:46You still suck, I'm sorry.
00:02:57All right, hats don't count.
00:03:08How do I get into the, ah, it's a fake door.
00:03:22Yeah, I don't know, he found the secret.
00:03:43Can't be trusted, it's fake doors.
00:03:48I needed the glasses to be able to see what the fuck was going on, I think.
00:03:52Is that what I'm meant to do, by the way?
00:04:10I'm not sure what I did differently there.
00:04:13Oh.
00:04:14There's a wall breaker on it.
00:04:22I'm supposed to be able to hit something?
00:04:26Yeah, you got it, nice job.
00:04:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm okay.
00:04:30You had like a helmet and you were shooting lasers at him, I was like, huh, what, what?
00:04:36But he had some bug around him, that counted, I guess.
00:04:40And he had a, uh, he kept spawning bombs, and the bombs were like, seemingly thrown
00:04:46at us, and when we touched them, they exploded, but you were inside of him when he threw it
00:04:52at you, and so it exploded inside of him.
00:04:56Twice, I think.
00:05:10I could not get it to turn on this level.
00:05:14Yeah, the precision on the turning is real bad.
00:05:16Way worse than you need for a Pac-Man game, frankly.
00:05:32Okay, I got lucky there.
00:05:40Jump!
00:05:42Gobble-de-gobble.
00:05:58Get out of there.
00:06:10Very much, would you like to go down that road?
00:06:16No?
00:06:18Okay.
00:06:20I'll just fail the entire time while you clean it up.
00:06:25Okay.
00:06:35With the analog stick, you don't have to hold it down, by the way.
00:06:39You just have to hit in the direction you want to go.
00:06:49This is easier with the d-pad, though, not gonna lie.
00:06:55Okay.
00:07:05It's all up to you, then.
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00:07:39There's an item in the middle of the wall there.
00:07:47Oh, in there, too? Okay.
00:07:51I wonder how many stages there are total.
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00:08:29Let's make walls.
00:08:47Ah, I knew there'd be one.
00:08:51Okay.
00:09:01Oh, I wanted to save.
00:09:21Whew, probably gobble.
00:09:51Squid boy.
00:09:53Okay.
00:09:59Just hang out on top of him.
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00:12:42Oh, thank you.
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00:13:14Thanks.
00:13:17Once again, you're doing them all?
00:13:23I'm just ready for it to be over.
00:13:25I never super liked Pac-Man to start with, you know?
00:13:27Yeah, Pac-Man is one of the most boring games.
00:13:31It's a baseball of arcades.
00:13:33Okay.
00:13:45I think it's the top middle.
00:13:51Nope.
00:13:57Oh, okay.
00:13:59Smart.
00:14:01Hey, sometimes doing a mistake in input can help you.
00:14:32Oh, good lord.
00:14:36Let's try to get our way into TNT.
00:15:02Am I out of lasers?
00:15:24Thank god.
00:15:26Yeah, alright.
00:15:28Oh, you want some?
00:15:30Come on, big ball.
00:15:54Oh, yo, he's hardcore, huh?
00:15:56Not as hardcore as us.
00:15:59Actually, maybe.
00:16:01I thought he was dead there.
00:16:03Talking big game.
00:16:17Alright.
00:16:19Hey, there we go.
00:16:21Game one done, baby.
00:16:23Nice.
00:16:25Alright, see you next time for game two, Moon Crew.
00:16:29Peace, Moon Crew.
00:16:35Alright, time for the second game.
00:16:39And he uses it.
00:16:41Damn right.
00:16:43What other reason would you get a gun for?
00:16:55It didn't count me hitting start earlier.
00:16:59I'm ashamed.
00:17:01I'm also ashamed, but
00:17:03I'm managing my shame.
00:17:13I wanted the helmet bad.
00:17:25Don't worry, I'm gonna get you some, Moon Crew.
00:17:27But you won't.
00:17:29You're on a mission, Moonscreen.
00:17:31You're on a mission, Moon Crew.
00:17:39You're on a mission, Moon Crew.
00:17:41Why would you do that?
00:17:45I'll tell you why.
00:17:47Because I'm Moonscreen.
00:17:49And I'm a Moonscreen.
00:17:51And I'm a Moonscreen.
00:17:53I don't know if it's just me, but I think I'm going to die here.
00:18:23I feel like we're chewing through them.
00:18:33Yeah, it seems faster.
00:18:41I'm killing them so fast it's starting to lag a little.
00:18:54Yeah.
00:19:11Yeah.
00:19:21Yeah.
00:19:31Yeah.
00:19:41Yeah.
00:19:51Yeah.
00:20:06All right.
00:20:07Man, that's something else.
00:20:16Did little souls start coming back?
00:20:34Yeah, some of them start coming back.
00:20:37But they're like super weak.
00:20:39Or while they're flashing red.
00:20:41They're like insta-kill.
00:20:45Nice.
00:20:47Nice.
00:21:10Nice.
00:21:27Yeah.
00:21:29Get the weak pill.
00:21:30Yeah, the ball lets me just touch them.
00:21:32Touch kill them.
00:21:34Black man style.
00:21:45They're like jamming in the corner.
00:21:46I couldn't get out.
00:21:48What was that?
00:21:51You're locked in here with me.
00:22:06I'm nothing but a puddle.
00:22:35Yeah.
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:55Yeah.
00:23:05Yeah.
00:23:15Yeah.
00:23:44Yeah.
00:24:1537.
00:24:26Holy shit.
00:24:42Something.
00:24:45We gave him the goose.
00:24:48Yeah.
00:24:57Yeah.
00:25:07Nice.
00:25:34I'm gonna have to slurp up one of them.
00:25:39Yeah, if you're really up close, the damage is like exponential.
00:25:58The damage is like divided by the number of pixels in between you.
00:26:05The cow are together.
00:26:08Kill them.
00:26:14They're right on me.
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:49Yeah.
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:55Yeah.
00:26:58Yeah.
00:27:14Yeah.
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:36Armadillo.
00:27:39Get up under and put them in the wall.
00:27:42Spread out.
00:27:52He's toast.
00:27:54He can get him in one cycle for sure.
00:28:00Yeah, it's possible.
00:28:04I don't know how easy it is, but it's possible.
00:28:11I'm gonna gobble more eggs.
00:28:17Come on, penguin scum.
00:28:23I fear nothing.
00:28:53Come on, penguin scum.
00:29:21Come on, penguin scum.
00:29:49Went down quick at the end there.
00:29:52What the hell?
00:29:53Oh, world four to no boss.
00:29:57Only five levels.
00:29:59Hell with it.
00:30:00We gotta wrap this up.
00:30:01They said five levels.
00:30:17Come on, penguin scum.
00:30:47Come on, penguin scum.
00:31:13No mercy.
00:31:15Well, I managed to line it up the first time.
00:31:32I'm hungry for violence.
00:31:50Barely tagged him as he was running.
00:31:54I don't know how he rolled to me without getting me.
00:32:12I feel like these are the same levels but with, like, harder enemies.
00:32:16Like, they're just doubling their speed time for nothing.
00:32:22Definitely give them higher levels.
00:32:24Yeah.
00:32:25Like, ah, Bion, now stages are...
00:32:28Every five stages, we're getting a new level.
00:32:33Our contract was for eight levels, damn it.
00:33:03It's like the thing, it's running.
00:33:23It's getting faster over time or something, I don't know.
00:33:53Alright.
00:34:21It's full of blood.
00:34:35Get it off me, Chevy.
00:34:39Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
00:34:42Alright.
00:34:45That's game number two down.
00:34:48Nice.
00:34:51Very nice.
00:34:54The end.
00:34:56See you for the third game, Moon Crew.
00:34:58Peace, Moon Crew.
00:35:00Till next time.
00:35:06Alright, and we're back.
00:35:08It's time for Cookie and Baby, the third game.
00:35:11We're two hamsters.
00:35:12We got nuts.
00:35:13Big nuts.
00:35:14And we're gonna put them where...
00:35:16Well, I don't know where.
00:35:18I guess against the other people's nuts.
00:35:20I'm not sure I like this analogy anymore.
00:35:23We better just get this done.
00:35:24Slap them.
00:35:26Yup.
00:35:29All we can say is we got baby nuts.
00:35:35I'm terrible at these games.
00:35:36I'm so sorry.
00:36:06Where the damn basketballs?
00:36:08What is this?
00:36:10Alright.
00:36:14Why are you shooting the bottom?
00:36:20Alright, I don't know.
00:36:21You shoot it.
00:36:24This is gonna be the roughest of the three games, I have a feeling.
00:36:28Oh lord.
00:36:39That was a lucky shot.
00:36:56Alright.
00:37:06Oh, fuck.
00:37:30I got this.
00:37:31Don't touch it.
00:37:32Don't touch it.
00:37:33It's over.
00:37:34Kaboom boom.
00:37:47Yeah, I honestly can't believe I made that shot.
00:37:55Wait, wait, wait.
00:37:57Stop shooting them up there.
00:38:02That's where they go to eventually be discarded.
00:38:04You gotta shoot them at the end so that they'll fall off when you take care of the, uh...
00:38:10I just need them out of the way so they don't jam up in my ass.
00:38:14I feel ya.
00:38:22Aw, that would've worked if I hadn't shot mine first.
00:38:24Yeah, see?
00:38:26But I ran it as a timer on it.
00:38:27You got, like, a limited amount.
00:38:31I'm taking care of business.
00:38:34Thank you.
00:38:37Since I started taking care of my side, I was having a tough time with yours.
00:38:43Ah, fuck.
00:38:44Well, this is a fucking disaster.
00:39:07Yeah, my bad.
00:39:10I was killed.
00:39:16Interestingly enough, it got rid of me.
00:39:33Oh lord, I really... I boned it.
00:39:40This one's not easy.
00:39:55Aw, fuck it.
00:40:13Wow.
00:40:16Stage 5 is, like, fucking hard.
00:40:17Press start, buddy.
00:40:20It's not.
00:40:22We were winning there until we were losing.
00:40:33Boom, got one down.
00:40:35Keep moving.
00:40:46Of course.
00:40:52Um.
00:40:55One wrong move and it's over.
00:40:58Just keep going.
00:41:10Oh no.
00:41:21I'm not sure if this one's gonna happen.
00:41:39You get to get extraordinarily lucky with what comes up for you.
00:42:09Oh, we did it!
00:42:13I believe in you!
00:42:15Oh yeah, nice job.
00:42:18Yeah, that was ugly.
00:42:38Nope.
00:42:44Damn, I missed the ball that would've gotten it.
00:42:48There are way too many balls missed.
00:42:55I only missed the one.
00:43:14Alright.
00:43:43Aw, shit.
00:44:12I got a misbegotten ball.
00:44:27Oh, baby.
00:44:31Aw, baby.
00:44:33Oh gosh.
00:44:42Nope.
00:44:44I messed it up.
00:45:03Aw, thank you.
00:45:11Yeah, right, I was like, come on, I just need one basketball.
00:45:31Oh, whoops.
00:45:53Aw, come on.
00:46:21Damn.
00:46:44What the?
00:47:13Aw, fuck.
00:47:17You put two in a row there, man, what?
00:47:20I tried to move but apparently I didn't catch that.
00:47:26Alright, I see stuff.
00:47:56Oh.
00:48:24Nice.
00:48:29Yeah, this is rough.
00:48:41Aw.
00:48:51You're doing some pretty righteous blocking right now.
00:49:14Whew.
00:49:26Got him.
00:49:39Woohoo.
00:49:45No, it goes on.
00:49:58Oh, no.
00:50:03Yeah, I'm just gonna wait here.
00:50:04Nice.
00:50:33Yeah, I figured I was just hurting more than I was helping at the end there.
00:51:02Aw, come on.
00:51:26Give me a bowling ball for a basketball party.
00:51:41Yeah, I didn't realize I gave you a bowling ball.
00:52:11Oh, boy.
00:52:13Did I just catch that from you?
00:52:15I just, like, popped, something else hit it.
00:52:30Nice.
00:52:37Alright, well, other than that one stage, I say, knowing that...
00:52:42Stage five?
00:52:43Think I forgot which stage it was?
00:52:47This looks like a bad toucher stage, though.
00:52:49This looks like stage five all over again.
00:52:56Ugh.
00:53:08Nice.
00:53:09Oh, no.
00:53:23How did you dare?
00:53:28Why?
00:53:29How did that not count?
00:53:36Oh.
00:53:37This is a stage five all over again.
00:53:40Which one was this?
00:53:41Fifteen?
00:53:42Okay.
00:53:55Okay, we got this.
00:53:56Let's go.
00:53:58Don't panic.
00:54:01Slamming nice and neat.
00:54:27Aw.
00:54:32Jesus.
00:54:57Okay, that sucked.
00:55:27That sucked.
00:55:30Like, literally.
00:56:26Okay.
00:56:39Okay.
00:57:00Okay.
00:57:14Okay.
00:57:28It's over.
00:57:38I think we might have to call it soon.
00:57:43Yeah, this is one of those steal-their-money levels.
00:58:12Okay.
00:58:28Yes!
00:58:52We never call it.
00:58:56Goonies never say die.
00:58:58You just have to say you give up so it'll let you pass.
00:59:01That's right.
00:59:02Exactly.
00:59:03It lets his guard down.
00:59:09Aw.
00:59:15I got it.
00:59:17Yeah.
00:59:23Five and fifteen, man.
00:59:29I'm gonna spike the ball on those difficulties.
00:59:32Oh.
00:59:34Oh no.
00:59:36I keep failing.
00:59:46Yeah, I wasn't ready for this one, but I am this time, I think.
01:00:14Ooh, got him.
01:00:32Messy at the end.
01:00:52I'm just going pretty bad.
01:01:03Thank you.
01:01:05Oh no.
01:01:28Okay.
01:01:42Okay.
01:02:03Okay.
01:02:15Sometimes you know you're just in a downward spiral.
01:03:00Fuck.
01:03:03Just not getting the right balls.
01:03:12Ah, fuck that.
01:03:36What the hell is this one?
01:04:02I got like three balls in a row I couldn't use.
01:04:31Okay.
01:04:51Okay.
01:05:11Damn, I was close.
01:05:40Okay.
01:05:55Okay.
01:06:15Okay.
01:06:35I didn't break a single thing.
01:07:05Basically.
01:07:06I just didn't get any balls that actually would do it.
01:07:09Very frustrating.
01:07:18Yeah, it seems very luck dependent at times.
01:07:28Nice.
01:07:49We got him.
01:07:50We dragged it down.
01:07:53You just got to drag yourself tooth and nail.
01:07:57Bleeding across the glass.
01:08:18Yes!
01:08:19Big connection.
01:08:20I was just sitting in wait, sorry.
01:08:21Don't want to risk fucking it up.
01:08:22Oh, wait, wait.
01:08:23Ah, okay, I suck.
01:08:24I also suck.
01:08:25Oh, managed to get half of them.
01:08:27I'm just sitting there.
01:08:28It's hard to tell with you.
01:08:29I feel like I get the point.
01:08:30I don't know.
01:08:31I'm just sitting there.
01:08:32Ah!
01:08:33I actually think I'm going to make it.
01:08:34That was close.
01:08:35I'm just sitting there.
01:08:36I got it all the way down.
01:08:37Yeah!
01:08:38I'm not even going to give up.
01:08:39He's still got it.
01:08:40Oh nice to get half of them
01:09:10Oh
01:09:12Oh
01:09:39No
01:09:42I ruined it. It's all my fault enough a
01:10:04So the crash in midair, that's
01:10:12I'm on this. Oh, please stop
01:10:35Fuck
01:10:37All right
01:10:39When we get to these two two and three ball things
01:10:42It's like if you're not one of the two balls, you just stop completely
01:10:46I'm not sure how viable shooting from across the map is gonna be
01:10:52It depends on how good you are gotta get good nub
01:11:04Target balls, Santa
01:11:09Sometimes it just gets easy for you