Guy Mistook Me For Call Girl - @LoveBuster456
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As a geeky girl, I found myself healing from a heartbreak and in need of a getaway. So, I decided to embark on a much-needed escape to a luxurious resort. Little did I know that my plans were about to take an unexpected turn! Upon arriving at the resort, I was greeted by a charming and energetic guy who claimed to have booked the same villa as me. Unfortunately, the owner of the resort, being quite cunning, refused to refund our expenses, leaving us no choice but to endure the vacation fiasco together.
Will we find any common ground or or we will remain at odds?
As a geeky girl, I found myself healing from a heartbreak and in need of a getaway. So, I decided to embark on a much-needed escape to a luxurious resort. Little did I know that my plans were about to take an unexpected turn! Upon arriving at the resort, I was greeted by a charming and energetic guy who claimed to have booked the same villa as me. Unfortunately, the owner of the resort, being quite cunning, refused to refund our expenses, leaving us no choice but to endure the vacation fiasco together.
Will we find any common ground or or we will remain at odds?
Transcript
00:00Hello, sweetheart!
00:04Who you are? What are you doing here?
00:09Stay back! Stay back!
00:13Just don't overplay!
00:18Pineapple! Pineapple!
00:21What?
00:22My stop word? Pineapple? What did I pay for?
00:26Stop! You thought I was a call girl!
00:30Well, duh!
00:32Idiot! I booked this villa for vacation!
00:36No! That's impossible! I booked it!
00:40What did you say? Here is my reservation!
00:45You are clearly mistaken!
00:49Here!
00:51Okay, looks like something went wrong and it's good that we figured it out.
00:56But now I would be very grateful if you vacate the villa.
01:00Thanks for the suggestion, but I was here first.
01:04I said get out of here!
01:08I'll go.
01:09No, I will. This is my villa and you get dressed after all.
01:20Buongiorno! How was your journey?
01:25It's good to see you. It was misunderstanding.
01:29See? Misunderstanding? No, everything is okay, Donna.
01:35You is booking the bedroom and you the living room.
01:40La felicità!
01:42What should we do now?
01:45Enjoy.
01:47La vita è bella!
01:53La vita è bella!
01:57Give my money back!
01:59La vita è bella!
02:02You sleep on the couch.
02:04Oh Lord, my eyes! It hurts to look at.
02:17None of your business.
02:25Come on, let me help.
02:34Do you want to get a guy here?
02:36No, show one particular guy what he lost.
02:40Oh, as if you are living a better life while he cries into the pillow.
02:45But it won't work.
02:47Why?
02:49Jealousy is the best.
02:53Your face looks like you really want to go to the restroom. Relax.
03:04I'm done, thank you.
03:07Too bad. I'm a pro at this.
03:11As a professional psychologist, I would say that's a good start.
03:18As a professional psychologist, I would say that such behavior is a compensation.
03:24For fact, you were disliked in your childhood.
03:29Or that you have.
03:33You are wrong.
03:36Agree.
03:38Most likely all in once.
03:48Hmm.
04:12I'm sorry, she doesn't know English.
04:14Only the love language.
04:45Do you have an aspirin?
04:50No need. I've already been punished.
04:53I think it isn't enough.
04:55Do you know what happened last night?
04:57I don't care.
04:58I took a shower.
05:00Don't carry on.
05:01When I got out, she stole my phone, my wallet and jumped out the window.
05:08Sooner or later it has to happen with your way of life.
05:13Ouch. This is something new.
05:16I haven't yet been taught the life of a woman who goes to a villa to take photos for her ex.
05:22I think I can guess why he left you.
05:26Because you are a toxic bore.
05:29I'd leave you too.
05:31I broke up with him because he cheated on me.
05:35Now when we figure it out, please take your things out of the bedroom.
05:42Now it's your turn to sleep on the sofa.
05:53Hey.
05:56I bought some wine.
05:59I didn't know which one you like, so I took a few bottles.
06:04Ten bottles.
06:06Fifteen bottles.
06:08Just to make sure, like, I got it.
06:11I spent all the money.
06:15Open the red one.
06:17I'll be there in a few minutes.
06:30I'm telling you, you are very beautiful.
06:35You could skip your moves.
06:38I don't know what you're talking about.
06:40What moves?
06:42Hold up.
06:49Look. Look.
06:54Even a diver would drown in your tears.
06:57Oh, God. It's a bit moronic. A bit romantic.
07:00Thanks. I didn't know you could say that.
07:04Now you. Admit it.
07:07Was I right?
07:09I do compensate.
07:14Not down there.
07:17My childhood.
07:19I grew up without parents, so I ran after girls to feel some sort of love.
07:30But it was not the same.
07:35But...
07:38You.
07:42Smart.
07:45And interesting.
07:49As soon as I saw you, I...
07:52Shit, no.
08:07What?
08:16What fool you are.
08:28Wow.
08:30David, what are you doing here?
08:33Well, I saw the villa in the stories.
08:36And I remembered the time we had our vacation here together.
08:40You came only because of this?
08:43No, not only because of that, honey.
08:46I came here because I realized what a fool I've been.
08:50I mean, we belong together.
08:53Come on.
08:55Who else can love you but me?
08:58You're probably right.
09:00Of course I am.
09:03Wow.
09:08Who's this?
09:10Same question here. What are you doing here?
09:12Is this your stupid ex?
09:14Don't, please, don't.
09:15So the photos did work.
09:17What about us?
09:19Wow, wow, wow, wait.
09:21So the two of you, are you...
09:23Yes.
09:24Oh, no.
09:25So I flew over a thousand miles here just to find out you slept with the first person.
09:30Hey, don't...
09:31Shut up.
09:32And you, GP, you can stay here with that and...
09:41Take care.
09:49Don't leave me alone anymore.
09:51Never.
09:55Never.